#Love me a Turkish drama but tbh I'm obsessed with the shitty quality jinn movies.

[dickinfectionbez]

The fact that if Uccio was canonically hot and with a bit more personality your crazy scenarious about marc vale uccio would be more real among the fandom. It would be basically the plot of many turkish telenovelas. Two brothers but a female came between them (kuzei and Gunei) or two best friends but again a female test them and changes their lives (ezel)

But you can not convince anyone with the way Uccio is like a smelly bag of potatoes

Yes but isn't that the best bit? He's this guy we know nothing about and his whole identity to us is based on his extremely successful friend. He's been there for all of it and we know nothing. He's clay, he's a wax tablet, he's a clean slate.

Also he smells like a yoghurt shop.