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CBWA GREAT BOGOTA BASH 4

Live from Bogota, Colombia

Welcome everybody to The Great Bogota Bash!!!!

I’m Gorilla Monsoon alongside Bobby “The Brain” Heenan and Bobby what a we have in store

You can say that again Gorilla, tonight one man’s dream will be made and one man’s dream may become a nightmare because my money is on the boss Mr. Schneider and Roberto Gibson will be his servant tonight

Well that remains to seen Brain also tonight we have four title matches and what about the big battle royal where the winner of the battle royal will go on and main event to face the CBWA World Heavyweight Champion at our biggest event of the year Drug Wars 5

I have an inside scoop that told me a lot of surprises will happen in this battle royal, some old faces and some new

Well I can’t wait for that Brain as we now take you to the ring and the Fink

Ladies and Gentleman welcome to The Great Bogota Bash!!!!! The opening contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the CBWA Tag Team Championship

Introducing first the challengers at a total combined weight of 534LBS here Councilman Tom Zenk, Big Bubba Bogota, City Hall!!!!

Do they look ready or what Gorilla?

That is certainly the case Brain but don’t discard the champs and here comes AuZZtin and listen to this crowd

And their opponents first weighing in at 247LBS he is one half of the tag team champions Stone Cold ZZ AuZZtin!!!!

I don’t understand why people like this guy Gorilla

Well all you have to do is listen to this capacity crowd and if you think they are loud now just wait till his tag partner comes out and here he comes and listen to that pop

His partner weighing in at 237LBS he is the other half of the tag team champions Roberto Gibson!!!!!

I feel like this is his night Brain even with all the cards stacked against him, look at the determination on his face

That’s gas Gorilla he’s a nervous wreck

Will you stop? Champs are in the ring as we are about to get this match underway and wait just a minute, you know what that music means?

Oh yeah Gorilla the boss is here and would you look at that suit wow!!!!

Definitely dressed to the nine’s but what is the purpose of this?

Um sorry to interrupt but as I said on Super Estrella I wanna make sure Mr. Gibson loses fairly so I have appointed a “special” referee for this match and don’t worry its not me I’m getting prepared for the main event, now this person personal called me and wanted to be apart of the show and what a better way to do so, so without further ado I like to introduce the “special” referee……………….Garth Lane!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you serious Brain? What is this? Garth Lane? We haven’t seen him in months

And look at him Gorilla, a new haircut new look, he’s somewhat normal

Yeah I wonder who has been taking care of him? And look at Roberto’s face as Mr. Schneider is loving this on the ramp

As the bell rings we are underway and its AuZZtin and The Z-Man starting this one off, I can’t believe Garth is the special referee, you wonder what else Mr. Schneider has in store for Gibson and this is only the first match as ZZ now nails The Z-Man with a Lou Thez Press now ZZ against the ropes and down with an elbow, quick cover here and Z-Man is up at 2, now ZZ with the arm and tags in Roberto who comes off the top and now a dropkick to The Z-Man, cover by Gibson and Garth a little slow with the count, come on ref

He tripped Gorilla

Yeah he tripped, I can see the writing on the wall Brain and now Z-Man drives his shoulders to Gibson to the corner, Bubba with the tag comes in and nails Gibson right in the ribs

Bubba has been waiting on this for a longtime now

Gibson is in a whole lot of hurt leg sweeps Bubba and tags ZZ in and here comes AuZZtin

This is not good for the challengers as Mr. Schneider is still on the ramp looking on

He looks a bit nervous indeed Brain as ZZ looks to ready for a gator stunner and wait Brain it’s the Miz with a chair and my god right between the eyes

Boy did he waffle him or what?

He sure did but the ref didn’t call for the bell, that’s a blatant disqualification

Oh and look at ZZ Gorilla he is busted wide open

He sure is Brain this is all but over as Roberto is trying to get ZZ to tag but he is being cut off by City Hall and look at this Brain Roberto has had enough

He has lost it Gorilla

He has just had enough as he is cleaning house and now wait a minute look at this Garth is grabbing Gibson from behind

Don’t you hit him Gibson that is an official

Oh!!!! A crescent kick to Garth, now to Bubba and the Z-Man

What is wrong with him Monsoon? He has lost his mind

He has just had enough Brain and now look at this Gibson dragging ZZ to their corner and now Gibson is looking for the tag, ZZ is coming through

He is a bloody mess Gorilla

He sure is but look at the heart as he is almost there to tag in Gibson and………….wait a minute what’s this? Gibson jumped off the apron Brain

Now what is going on?

ZZ is looking puzzled and my god Gibson just gave him the bird and he is walking away

What is this about Gorilla?

I have no idea, I didn’t know the champs were at odds as Gibson now is walking up to the ramp where Mr. Schneider is lets listen in

You win, go fuck yourself, I quit, good luck on your main event

What? Did he just walk out?

Meanwhile in the ring ZZ is up looking for Gibson turn around ZZ and oh big Bubba Slam cover 1,2,3 you gotta be kidding me

Yes finally justice is served

Lets go to the Fink

The winners of the match and NEW!!!!!!!! CBWA Tag Team Champions, City Hall

City Hall the new champs but the bigger story is what Gibson just did, wait Brain im being told Kenny is backstage with Roberto lets go to Kenny

Roberto, Roberto what happened out there?

You know what Kenny, im sick of you I’m sick of Bubba, im sick of that worthless partner ZZ and most importantly im sick of John and his crap. I’ve had enough of this, I’m a hall of famer for crying out loud and this is how im being treated? I’m going back to Smokey Mountain at least they still respect me there and Schneider says he will fire me and I will never be in the CBWA again? So be it this is the absolute last time you will see Roberto Gibson in The CBWA and since we are PPV……FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!

I’m at a lost of words back to you Gorilla and Bobby.

Well I still don’t understand what is going on with Gibson, meanwhile what about ZZ? You saw the condition he is in and he still has a big match up ahead for the CBWA South American Title

And most importantly Monsoon the loser has to kiss the winners ass and as far Gibson goes its obvious Gorilla he couldn’t take it anymore, he knew he was in a lose lose situation you can’t blame the guy

Well in any event its going to be very interesting to see what is going to happen in the main event as you can see the ring crew is getting ready for our next match A Columbian Death Match, this is not going to be for the weaken heart Brain

You are correct about that one Monsoon this is going to be great, 2 men that hate each other with a passion to go this length both of these men are going to come out of this never the same

We are just ready but before we head to the ring Kenny is now backstage with the boss Mr. Schneider

Mr. Schneider what are your thoughts about what just went down with Roberto Gibson?

Well Kenny, as many of you know me and Mr. Gibson have never seen eye to eye and unfortunately when you are live on PPV a lot of real life things can happen, now as you also know we here at the CBWA always put card subject to change and this will likely be the case for the main event, however im going to do my best to get ahold of Mr. Gibson and see if he will obligate his contract and face Mr. Goldberg, the main event everybody wants to see

Thank you Mr. Schneider we will look forward for an update back to you Gorilla

Thank you for that update Kenny we will mostly definitely be waiting for the update, well the ring is ready its time for the Columbian Death Match as we take you down to the Fink

Ladies and gentleman the following contest is The Columbian Death Match!!!!! The rules are simple there are no rules the only way to win is by TKO.

Introducing first weighing in at 263LBS Bogota OX!!!!!

Ox bringing out his own supplies her Brain

Is that a kitchen sink?

Sure does look like, everything but the kitchen sink? I think not as we go back to the Fink

And his opponent to be accompanied to the ring by his father Frank Converse, weighing in at 235LBS, here is Boltsy!!!!!!!!!!

Great ovation for Boltsy as the Big Man Frank Converse is by his side

I don’t see the resemblance Monsoon

Well a lot of people say the same thing as you Brain but wait look at this Boltsy charging with a light tube and oh my he nails Ox on the head and look at the glass flying everywhere

Get up Ox I have to pick up my Lincoln tomorrow morning

Will you stop? And look at this Ox is busted wide open

This is not good Gorilla

Boltsy now taking a barbwire bat and now he is grinding Ox’s head oh my god

He is a madman Monsoon

Well Ox made this so personal, as we know he costed Boltsy last month in the Intercontineal tournament and also denied his dad Frank Converse a car at his dealership

Come on Gorilla we know that bum has no credit

Be that as it may Boltsy felt he had it out on him and look at Boltsy go as he is not letting up on Ox, now Boltsy has a table, this is all been Boltsy and what is that in his hand Brain

Is that lighter fluid?

Looks to be just that Brain and he is spraying down the table but from behind look out Ox has a that barbwire bat and from behind he nails Boltsy ands look at the bat

Oh my god it is stuck in his back

Ox trying to pull it out and oh this is hard to watch, finally gets it out and Boltsy back is gushing blood everywhere, Ox now taunting Frank who is outside looking at this and wait a minute Brain looks like the big man has had enough and he is now in the ring with barbwire chair

This is not fair, Ox look out

Frank is about to hit Ox but just a second he now turns his attention to Boltsy and what the hell did we just see?

He nailed his son with the chair Gorilla

And now look at this, Ox and Frank are now double teaming Boltsy, Frank is telling him to light the table, what is this Brain

It looks like a father has had enough of snot nose kid

The table is on fire and now Frank is setting him up for the powerbomb and oh my god he just powerbomb him through the table, Boltsy is on fire, the ring crew with the fire extinguisher are putting out Boltsy, give me a break are you kidding me? Bell rings and lets go to the Fink for the announcement

The winner of the match via TKO, Bogota Ox!!!!!!!

And now look at Frank screaming at an unconscious Boltsy as we listen

All I wanted was your love son, all I wanted was your love

You heard him all he wanted was his love but what kind of love is that?

That Monsoon is called tough love.

Lets now go backstage to Kenny who is with Foot Von Erich

Thank you Gorilla I’m here next to the challenger for the CBWA Intercontinental Championship

Let me cut you off right there baby, you are looking at the next CBWA Intercontinental Champion, I mean look at me baby, I’m in the best shape of my life and look at our current champion not in the best shape and he has a bum knee and he is about to go out there in a two at of three falls with me, now you tell me Kenny who has the upper hand?

Well that looks to be you Foot

Exactly Kenny, Hot Stuff you are a great champion no doubt the longest reigning CBWA World Champion, you are indeed great but you are old and your time has past and its time for The Foot to claim what his mine, now if you excuse me I have to go collect my belt baby

Well there you go Gorilla and Brain a very confident Foot heading in the two out of three falls back to you

Thank you Kenny a very confident Foot indeed as we take you to the Fink

Ladies and Gentlemen the following is schedule for a 2 out of 3 falls for The CBWA Intercontinental Championship

Introducing first the challenger weighing in at 257LBS Foot Von Erich

He wasn’t kidding Monsoon he is in great shape

Indeed he is Brain as you go back to Kenny with the champion

Hot Stuff you heard what Foot said how’s your knee doing and what are your thoughts going in this match?

Kenny I’m not going to lie, my knee is killing me so I guess you can say I’m going in as the one legged man in an ass whipping contest, but let me reassure all you fans something I didn’t go through the top stars of The CBWA to win this title only to lose it, I will prevail and I will walk out still the CBWA Intercontinental champion

There you have it Gorilla as the champ is heading towards the ring, back to you

Thank you Kenny and listen to this crowd as the champ is making his way to the ring, lets go to the Fink for the announcement

And his opponent weighing in at 234LBS,m he is The CBWA Intercontinental Champion, Hot Stuff Eddie Gilbert

Take a look at knee brace Monsoon he is definitely not at 100%

Absolutely not but as he said just a while ago nothing is going to stop him as referee Nicholas Patrick holds up the beautiful Intercontinental title and the bell rings and we are underway, collar and elbow tie up and whoa look at Foot with an arm drag

He is ready Monsoon

Absolutely he is Brain as he is now doing jumping jacks, the champ gives him a nice applause and another collar and elbow tie up and now this the champ with the arm drag and now he’s doing jumping jacks and look at Foot’s face Brain

Who does he think he is? How dare he embarrass Foot like that

Oh but its ok that Foot did it? Give me a break and now Foot coming after the champion and whoa what a dropkick 360 and over the top Brain

Foot you have to take your time, don’t let him rush you

You sound like you’re managing there Brain

Not at all Gorilla just advice if I was his manager this match would already be over

Sure it would be, back in the ring now and Foot gets another dropkick and now a backslide referee with a cover and he got him

What????? What happened?

The Champ caught Foot sleeping Brain and took the first fall as we go to the Fink

The winner of the first fall, Hot Stuff Eddie Gilbert

Gilbert takes the first fall and wait a minute Brain a cheap shot from Foot on that injured knee

There you go Foot take advantage of the knee

Will you stop you are supposed to be a buyest commentator, the champ is in pain and now Foot tells referee Nicholas Patrick to start the next fall, he rings the bell and now Foot is putting on the figure four the champ in pain has no choice but to tap out

We are tied Monsoon

Lets go to the Fink for the announcement

The winner of the second fall by submission, Foot Von Erich

Oh look at Foot he is telling the ref to start the next fall again

Come on Ref start the fall

You know he has to check and see if Gilbert is good to go

Who cares Foot is ready ring the damn bell

Well there you go bell rings and wait quick roll up by the champ 1,2,3

Noooo!!!!

Lets go to the Fink with the official announcement

Ladies and Gentlemen the winner of the third and the match and still!!!!

CBWA Intercontinental Champion, Hot Stuff Eddie Gilbert!!!!

What a performance by the champion the will to come through as we take you backstage to Kenny

Thanks guys I’m here with The CBWA South American Champion Bogota Miz and Miz you are moments away with you kiss my ass match with AuZZtin your thoughts going in

My thoughts? Really? Really? My thoughts are you have to be the worst interviewer in the history of pro wrestling, my thoughts are simple, I’m the CBWA South American Champion, ZZ is posing as a wannabe badass who is going to give me an ass whopping, What!? Tonight I show the entire world who the real ZZ is and he will pucker up those lips and kiss my nicely tanned ass, I guarantee it because I’m the Bogota Miz and I’m……………Awesome!!!!!!!!

Back to you guys

Well certainly a lot at stake here as the South American title is on the line as we take you now to the Fink

Ladies and Gentleman the following contest schedule for one fall is for the CBWA South American Championship, introducing first weighing in at 245LBS Stone Cold ZZ AuZZtin

You see the bandage on his head Brain, I wonder what is going through his head

Probably not a lot the way he talks

Will you stop? I’ll have you thrown out of here if you don’t quit

Fine alright I get it Monsoon

Lets go back to the Fink for the introduction of the champ

And his opponent weighing in at 237lbs he is the CBWA South American Champion, The Miz!!!!!

The champ looking great

Where’s Maryse?

I’m not going to tell you again Brain and look at this ZZ is after Miz on the ramp he has The Miz now and bringing him in the ring, bell rings and we are underway and oh a blatant low blow by the Miz and now runs ZZ into the ring post, looks to me Brain that ZZ has opened that wound up again

Oh definitely has Monsoon

Miz now going after that open wound and the crowd trying to get ZZ back going, Miz with whip into the ropes and look at this

Oh boy what a great idea a sleeper hold Gorilla

Certainly is Brain as he is cutting off the oxygen to the brain

But there is nothing up there to cut off

Stop I mean it, crowd getting into chanting ZZ’s name as ZZ is starting to get up and one elbow to the gut and now another elbow and he breaks the hold and now ZZ is making his comeback, right hand to the champ

Get up Miz

The Champ seems to be in trouble Brain, ZZ whips the Miz into the corner and is stomping a mudhole in his ass and walking dry as our good friend JR would say

Come on Miz

ZZ looking for him to get up looking for the Gator Stunner but The Miz reverses it and nails the Skull Crushing Finale!!!!! Cover 1,2,3 get out of here

Yes!!!!!!

Lets go to the Fink for the announcement

The winner of the match and still CBWA South American Champion, The Miz!!!!!!!

Talk about an upset but Brain ZZ is still down and hasn’t moved, referee calling for EMT’s, The Miz has the mic

Hey don’t call them in here pucker those lips up pal here comes the full moon, what do you mean he’s not responding? Get out of my way

Oh look at this disgusting behavior as he puts his rear end on ZZ’s face, the real story though Brain is ZZ has not responded or moved since he took the finisher

That’s how devastating the Skull Crushing Finale is

As we look at the replay you can see the top of ZZ’s head go right into the mat, oh I can’t watch, EMT’s are getting ZZ on the stretcher we will keep you updated folks as we now go backstage with Kenny and the Boss

Thanks guys I’m here with Mr. Schneider hopefully with an update on the Main Event?

I indeed do have an update for you and I just got off the phone with Mr. Gibson and he informed me that he will be back and will face Goldberg for The World Heavyweight title, now if you excuse me I’m getting ready for this battle royal

Yes Sir, thank you sir, well you heard it first guys it looks like the Main Event is still on, back to you

That’s great to hear I’m sure Roberto went to go cool off and thought about his miustake

Or he realized he has no where else to go

Either the main event is on as we now get you ready for the battle royal as we take you down to the Fink

Ladies and Gentleman it is now time for the battle royal, now the rules are simple in order to be eliminated you must be thrown over the top rope and both feet must touch the floor, two superstars will start and every minute another participant enters the battle royal, the last man standing will be the winner and will earn a shot for the CBWA World Heavyweight Championship at the biggest event of the year Drug Wars 5 and now without further ado lets see drew number 1

Oh it’s the Deadman Brain

Turn the lights back on

Will you stop? Lets go back to the Fink to see who drew number 2

And now lets see who drew number 2

Its Party Jannetty another BS Service member this should be interesting and look at Party, is he telling the Underfaker to take the fall?

Party must of partied to hard if that’s the case

And look at this as the Deadman grabs Party by the throat and throws Party over the top and gone

What a moron Monsoon

Certainly is as you see the clock for our next entrant

Oh look Brain it’s the Shockmaster

We haven’t seen him in some time

Certainly haven’t and oh it looks like the Shockmaster hasn’t been in a ring in awhile as he trips over the ropes and Underfaker throws him out

Well it was nice seeing him for a sec

That’s for sure as we are counting down to our next entry

Its Bogota Bam Bam and he is running to the ring look at this Bam Bam and Underfaker going at it, Bam Bam come off with a closeline and he nails the deadman over the top 360 he’s out of here

Wow very impressive by Bam Bam Monsoon

Absolutely impressive by Bam Bam as number 5 is on his way……………..its the phenomenal one AJ Styles

And look at AJ Gorilla, taking his time very smart

Certainly is Brain as AJ is just about to enter the ring our next competitor is about to make his way down now

Its Brian Withers

A great competitor but talk about an entrance my god what is this?

This reminds me of the Dark Scorpion entrance Monsoon

Who? Anyways meanwhile in the ring AJ and Bam Bam are going at it as our next competitor is on his way

Its Greg Ganja

Ganja indeed he looks ready as he bypasses Withers and now Bam Bam and Ganja are double teaming AJ now and he is almost over

Hang on AJ

He’s hanging as our entry number 8 is coming out

It’s the Repo Man

Oh no Bogota Repo Man and look at this Brain he is scooping out whatever that thing is that’s hovering Withers to the ring and Repo now hooking on Withers ride and towing it away

Wait a minute Withers is still on there

Well it looks like he didn’t make a payment he’s out of here as our next competitor is on his way

Its BS member Blaster Lashley

Look at the size of this man? He’s huge, now in the ring and he automatically eliminates The Repo Man, oh now look at this stare down of Bam Bam and Lashley as our next entry is on his way

Its Steve Ryder

The Powerhouse and I know Kenny;s personal pick as we are half way through and Ryder Ryderlines Bam Bam over the top, There goes Bam Bam, oh but from behind the big man Lashley, but wait Ryder with a suplex,

Is he really calling for the PileRyder

He sure is Brain. But im with you I don’t about this but look at the strength as he has him up

Wow

And down goes Lashley and now Ryder throws him over the top as our next competitor is on his way, it’s the Columbian Dragon and listen to this crowd

“si, si,si,si,si,si,si,si,si,si,si,si,si,si,si,si,si”

What are they saying Monsoon

Clearly its Si which is yes in Spanish Brain

I know what Si means I was just checking on your Spanish skills

Don’t worry my Spanish skills as the Columbian Dragon and AJ are going it, Dragon whips Aj into the ropes but is reversed and a beautiful dropkick

No Gorilla a Phenomenal dropkick

Please Brain as number 12 is on his way, wait a minute Brain is that The Eye of Falk?

Clearly he’s not in this battle royal

Guess again Brain, im being told he is in this battle royal and wait Ganja is trying to help him and gets thrown out by Ryder for his efforts and now Ryder grabs Falk gorilla press over the top he is out of here as we have The Columbian Dragon, AJ Styles and Steve Ryder in the ring as we wait for number 13, oh my god its Roddy Hart

Where did they dig him up Monsoon?

Well it looks like he has been working at the local Wal Mart as he still has his vest on for crying out loud, Hart makes it in the ring and is immediately closeline over the top by AJ, crowd not happy with that as we wait for the next entry

Would you look at this? It’s the Midnight Rider Monsoon

Midnight Rider indeed number 14 another but look at this Rider and Ryder are face to face and Ryder now kick to the gut and throws out the Midnight Rider, well that didn’t last long as we wait for number 15, its John Seenya, boy has Bolin gotten him in shape or what?

He looks like his old self Gorilla

And look at this Seenya and AJ are now going at and The Dragon and Ryder are also going at it as we await number 16

Its Foot Von Erich

Foot coming off his loss earlier today hoping to win this battle royal as he is helping out Seenya and trying to eliminate AJ and out goes Styles

No Monsoon he only has one foot out

You are right about that but I don’t Von Erich and Seenya knows that

Turn around boys

Flying forearm both men are out but wait Brain, did Foot’s foot get tied up on the ropes?

That is what it looks like Gorilla

A little controversy here, I don’t know Brian, Seenya definitely eliminated but Foot is making a case as number 16 is about to come out

Its Rico

Rico the number 16 competitor making his way to the ring and would look at this Brain is he winking at Steve Ryder? Oh big mistake as Ryder just annihilates him oved the top and out goes Rico, its still down to The Columbian Dragon, AJ and Steve Ryder as number 17 is next

What?

It’s the Ultimate One GODBOLD and look at this as he is sprinting to the ring as he is goes after AJ but AJ ducks and Godbold is out just like that as number 18 is out and oh my god Brain business has just picked up its Frank Converse

Oh my god the former World Heavyweight Champion and he and Ryder have locked eyes look at this stare down

Wait a minute Brain no way that’s Boltsy and has a lit barbwire bat and nails Frank who jumps over the ropes and out he goes, Boltsy chases after him as number 19 is out now and look at this Brain its Big Bubba one half of the new Tag Team Champions and look at this Bubba now going after The Columbian Dragon and wait a minute look who it is Brain

Oh my The Mayor is here

And now helping Bubba eliminate The Dragon what is that about? Now Ryder from behind closelines Bubba and out goes Bubba, its all down to AJ, Ryder and the man who drew number 20 and of course should of known its Raman Reigns

What an advantage he has

I smell a rat, so its Ryder Styles and Reigns, one of these men will main event Drug Wars 5 and challenge the champion as AJ and Reigns double team Ryder but Ryder nails both with a closeline, Ryder now with Styles and there goes AJ but wait from behind Reigns but wait Ryder sees it ducks closelines Reigns and Ryder has done it as we take you to the Fink

Ladies and Gentlemen the winner of the Battle Royal and now the number one contender Steve Ryder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryder points at the Drug Wars 5 sign as the pyro goes off

I can’t hear you Gorilla.

Thank you guys and what a great victory for Steve Ryder, I hope he lives up to his end of the deal and I get some finger smelling, anyways im here with the CBWA champion Goldberg and champ a lot has happened, at first we didn’t know if we were going to have a main event when your opponent Roberto Gibson walked out but according to Mr. Schneider Gibson will be here for your match, your thoughts?

I don’t care who it is Kenny, Gibson or Santa Clause I don’t care put anybody against me their next

Well there you go Gorilla the Champ is ready and heading towards the ring back to you

Thank you Kenny as it is indeed main event time as we take you once again the Fink

Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is set for one fall and it is for The CBWA World Heavyweight Championship, introducing first the special guest referee, he is the head of creative of the CBWA, Mr. John Schneider

to the course of boo’s for Mr. Schneider

How dare you and these people Monsoon

He can’t hear Brain stop sucking up as now Mr. Schneider has the microphone

Earlier tonight we had what we call a shoot in the tag team match at which Mr. Gibson decided to walk out, but I wouldn’t let all of you people down that paid your hard earn money to see this match, so I was the bigger man and called Mr. Gibson and asked him to comeback not just for the money because I had to shell some out and pay him, but for the fans and he is a man of his words so without further ado allow me to introduce the number one contender, Mr. Roberto Gibson!!!

Well here comes the challenger and what in god’s name is this?

What Gorilla that is clearly Roberto Gibson

You know damn well that is not Roberto Gibson, it looks to be some imposter what is this? As the champs music hits lets go back to the Fink

And his opponent weighing in at 268LBS he is The CBWA Worlds Heavyweight Goldberg!!!!!!

Here comes the man Monsoon

The champ is jacked and ready but I still wanna know who this Gibson imposter is and look at the Champ Brain he even knows that’s not Gibson as Schneider calls for the bell and we are under way as this imposter guy is trying to intimidate the champion, are you kidding me?

Gibson sure does have some balls

That is not Roberto Gibson

You can fool me, that is Gibson

Will you stop? Now look at this goof strutting around and the champ has had enough with a devastating spear

Oh my god Gorilla, Gibson is cut in half

For the last time…. Oh forget now Goldberg has this imposter up for the Jackhammer and down he goes cover 1,2,3 and another victory for the champ and Schneider grabs the mic

And the winner of the match and still CBWA Champion Goldberg!!!!!

Well Goldberg is not sticking around for this as he heads to the back, Schneider turning his attention to this imposter guy

Now as for you Gibson…..

Did he just call him Gibson

See I told you that was him

Quiet lets hear what else he has to say

A deal is a deal and well you lost so starting this Thursday you will be my servant and the first thing I want you to do bring me my coffee

Yes sir yes sir I will

That’s a good Gibson, you see what happens when you cross the boss?

Well I’ve had about enough of this for Bobby “The Brain” Heenan I’m Gorilla Monsoon so long from the Great Bogota Bash!!!!!!!!!!!

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Impact Wrestling - One Night Only - Knockouts - Victory Road - April 13, 2017

Rachel Ellering introduces herself to the Impact fans. She is the daughter of WWE Hall Of Fame Manager Paul Ellering. But Laurel Van Ness wasn't having any of it an attacks the newcomer backstage.

Impact Hall Of Famer Gail Kim joins Jeremey Borash in the six sided ring. They introduce us to the new Knockouts prospects:

Kayci Quinn was trained by former ROH World Champion Jay Lethal.

Leva Bates is well known on the cos-play scene, loves candy and is a ball of energy.

Amanda Carolina Rodriguez (ACR) was born in Peru and now resides in North Carolina.

MJ Jenkins is from New York City and took a 22 hour bus ride to get to the Impact Zone for the opportunity of a life time.

Alicia Edwards is from Boston and is the wife former Impact World Champion Eddie Edwards.

Santana Garrett returns to Impact Wrestling after traveling the world on the Indy scene.

Rebel once again is another returning wrestler and looking to bring that souther sass to the Impact Zone.

McKenzie Mitchell interviews Angelina Love backstage. Love says not only did Lethal train her but she worked w/ Quinn too and knows all her weaknesses.

Angelina Love w/ Davey Richards vs. Kayci Quinn

Love and Richards show some very adult affection to each other on they way down to the ring and continue through the starting bell. Quinn has had enough and interrupts them with a Schoolgirl on Love. When Love takes control you see a vicious approach. Then she bashes her head into the mat before going for a pin but only gets a two count. Quinn was able to sneak in some offense but Love high tails it out of the ring into the arms of Richards. Love connects with a hard clothesline on the outside the ring and continues work her over back inside. Quinn was able to hit a swinging neck breaker out of no where and builds up some momentum. The former World Champion steps into the ring to get the Ref’s attention but Quinn kicks ropes into the Richards family jewels but this gives Love time to regroup and hit a big forearm for the 123.

Mckenzie interviews Allie and she is so excited for her match.

Leva Bates vs. Allie

Allie has been involved in one of the more intriguing storylines in recent Impact Wrestling history. She and Laurel Van Ness are like two diamonds in the rough. Leva and Allie play a little game of keep away from referee Brian Stiffler as he tries to remover Leva’s stuffed animal from the ring. The girls then shake hands, hug each-other then the hug the referee in what can only be described as their version of the Code Of Honor. They finally lock up and Bates take control with a takedown into a lower dropkick. The crowd is split down the middle chanting for both athletes. Both girls go back fourth landing moves then Bates lands a kick to the head into a few forearms and a spear. Allie was able withstand a pin fall attempt and is able to regain control as Leva interjects the stuffed animal. Then Sienna blindsides Allie and Leva Bates walks herself into a win with a school girl rollup.

Diamante cuts a promo in the back and is then joined by LAX including Konan. If you haven't heard Konan’s podcast on the Jericho network then your missing out. It’s him Kevin Gill aka KG (Wrestling Circus and JCW Commentator) and Disco Inferno plus a cast of recurring characters. The best two are Juventus Guerrera and Teddy Hart, if you had these two on WWE205 it would cant miss television.

Diamante w/ LAX vs. Amanda Carolina Rodriguez (ACR)

After a couple back and fourth lock ups Rodriguez takes control then Diamante reverses it into an arm bar. ACR surpassingly continues to work over Diamante over and taking the wind out of her with a body scissors. Diamante shows her resilience agin with another reversal into a single leg Boston Crab. Another reversal leads to ACR delivering the Three Amigo’s alas Eddie Guerrero. After two failed pin attempts she starts to hitting Diamante w/ forearms to the face. Hall Of Fame Referee Earl Hebner breaks up the action. ACR is now feeling real cocky and turns her attention to Konan and Homicide. A Double clothesline knocks both out then they start trading punches. Diamante lands a kick to the stomach into The Styles Clash for the W.

Rosemary w/ Crazy Steve vs. MJ Jenkins

Crazy Steve gets on the mic to put fear in MJ and offers her a choice to join them or fight them. MJ says “She doesn't need to sell her soul” and Rosemary attacks her from behind. The match makes it outside which is the way Rosemary likes it. She tosses MJ into the barricade and then gets a push from Steve to accelerate into Jenkins. Rosemary then assumes a possessed sit up and avoids a kick matrix style. She continues to work her over with a half of Tarantula. After a double kick both competitors are knocked out then return to their feet trading forearms MJ finally lands a reverseal. She goes for a high risk maneuver but buckles a little then makes a quick recovery for a Missile Dropkick. Then she springboards from the top rope to the floor and hits Rosemary with a Single Axe Handle. Jenkins only able to get a two count and then Rosemary distracts referee Dave Hebner while Crazy Steve blatantly grabs MJ’s ankle.He then spits the green mist in her face and all Rosemary had to do now was just roll her up for the 123.

Sienna vs. Alicia

Sienna offers Alicia a gentlewomen handshake to start the match but the crowd tells Alicia no, she does anyway and it was surprisingly clean. Alicia fires off some chops into a Lou Thez Press and delivers a couple punches to the head. Surprisingly Alicia continues to to go toe to toe with Sienna until she is dumped over the top rope. Sienna continues her all out assault and she stomps on her as she beneath the bottom rope. Alicia is taking a beating but will not quit. Sienna is in complete control, showboating and slapping her around. Then the former champions wife mounts some offense but now Allie makes her way down the aisle and returns the favor by distracting Sienna. Alicia takes advantage and rolls up Sienna for the 123!

Brandi Rhodes vs. Santana Garrett

A Collar and Elbow tie-up to start the match into a few standing and switches then a couple of revers elbow locks. These two have each other well scouted. They don't really allude to it on the broadcast but Garrett is actually has more experienced then Rhodes, She has won Championships all across the globe. But Brandi does have a husband that is a 2x former Intercontinental Champion and 6X Tag Team Champion, I think he can bring her up to speed. Rhodes takes over with a kick to the back and a knee to the back then starts stretching her for a submission. Garrett is able to break out and they start trading forearms again. Garrett gets out of the way of a Rhodes tackle attempt then put “The Granddaughter in-law of a Plumber” into a Side Russian leg Sweep. Rhodes is then able gain control again in this seesaw battle and lands a stunning Missile Dropkick. But Garrett kicks out at two and Rhodes goes for it again but Garrett stops her this time. Garrett then hits a Springboard Frankensteiner and a Springboard standing Moonsault for the 123!

Rebel vs. ODD

ODB is back with flask in hand

The match starts off with a dance contest even referee Earl Hebner participated. Rebel hits ODB with a Double Axe Handle to the back but then ends up rolling around with referee Earl Hebner. Then he starts rolling around with ODB after a failed pin attempt. The former Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader continues to work over ODB in and outside the ring. Rebel’s ring work has vastly improved since her last run in Impact Wrestling. ODB is finally able to gain an edge hitting Rebel with everything. She then leaves her in the corner and hits her with the bronco buster. Rebel gets caught with a Samoan Drop after arguing with the ref and ODB gets the win.

Laurel Van Ness vs. Rachel Ellering

Ellering was injured earlier in the broadcast by Van Ness. She comes down the aisle with a bandaged shoulder on her should that will only act as a bullseye during the match. Van Ness quickly goes to work on the injured shoulder. After a couple pin attempts by both parties Ellering is able to take control with a hard punch to the head. The daughter of the WWE HOF has been amounting a lot of offense on Van Ness. Van Ness then gains control and goes back to work on the shoulder. Ellering lands a boot to the face and both competitors are down. These two continue to trade powerful moves until Laurel Van Ness lands a vicious kick to her already injured should and gets the pin.

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Leva Bates, Alicia, Santana Garrett and ODB defeat Angelina Love, Laurel Van Ness, Rosemary and Diamante

*** Alicia gets a Impact Wrestling contract.

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (4-3-2020)

Friday Night Pyro #420 April 3rd, 2020 Los Angeles, CA The Barracks

Opening Segment: Golden Bryce says Blitzkrieg was a success NOW ON TO THE RUMBLE....

Leonard McGraw enters with Ryu McGraw to Bryce: “And I plan on winning that Xtreme Rumble match in just 3 weeks and any piss pants punk in the back can file back cause come April 26th brother I’m coming for ya...

Alveno enters “Who’s to say I don’t have a chance to shock the world”

Leonard to Alveno “You wanna back that up kid”

GT and Bedlam enters “Leo you got more problems considering saving your bollocks. Last Sunday at Blitzkrieg you won that cage match within an inch of your life. You should be more concerned about me

Leonard signals GT “Get your finger out of Ethan’s ass. Cause Garrett I’m fixing to fight you right now c’mon son take your best shot”

GT to Leonard “Perhaps later”

Bryce “Perhaps you take your best shot against me. Because Garrett you know in this business and lately you’ve been beating around the bush with Leonard McGraw so I say this in this locker room you either act tough or talk tough and you a pussy

OHHHHHHHHHHHH SHITTTTTTT

Mandy Leon consort promo “The roaring 20’s-esq promo”

1 on 1 Non-Title / Exhibition Match M1: Golden Bryce defeats Garrett Thompson w/ Bedlam

Bedlam interference consistently but smarty Bryce avoids many of his antics. Referee Kevin Madrox officiates it well and doesn’t completely blind himself like the typical ref spot. He continuously is catching Bedlam off guard before he does heelish tactics. GT is able to get upper hand on Bryce for a long time so much so that commentary points out “Garrett Thompson a former Lockdown main event himself. Main evented Lockdown 5 unsuccessfully but despite never being a world champion GT has always remained IN THE HUNT. And a win over Bryce tonight can put him in that position; potentially in 3 weeks at the Rumble” Finish: GT is setting up Bryce for the Wasteland. But in the follow-through of the maneuver Bryce is able to cradle GT in for a crucifix roll-up for the 1-2-3 Bryce defeats Garrett Thompson After the match GT Irate calls for a “2” towards the ref. Bryce hits the 6 rings on him for good measure. And just like that the world champion is on nothing but a positive momentum swing as we treach toward the rumble.

After the match Leonard McGraw runs down to the ring and “gets a piece of GT’s ass” Bedlam tried to evade him but Leonard tosses Bedlam right over the top rope to the outside and then Lou Thez press on GT, punches him and then GT rolls out the ring. McGraw then all hype backs up into Bryce’s chest and turns around quick and fake him out with a Buckshot clothesline ONLY a fakie. Bryce DID NOT flinch and McGraw nods his head up and down then points up 3 fingers as to signal just 3 more Pyro’s until the Rumble. Then he points up at the Lockdown 7 sign.

Camera follows Bryce from the ring, up the ramp and even behind the curtain.

The Set is chilling right behind the curtain smoking weed “as ya do” Ruckus, Jordan Oliver, Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil, Siaka Lexoni & Chrissy Rivera Jordan Oliver to Bryce: Hah! Nice roll up champ. Bryce: It wasn’t pretty but it was a win Jordan: Yeah it was a win but c’mon I’m undefeated. You’ve lost a couple bucko. 2020 is the year of The Set. 2020 is my year. And in just 3 weeks I’m gonna throw out all those clowns and I’m gonna unify our titles pimp Myron & Kotto: laughing Ruckus: gets up from chair and looks Bryce up and down** psssk let’s get outta here Bryce: What? Ruckus: looks Bryce up and down again Bryce: What’s wrong Ruckus? If you don’t talk, I’ll talk to this talkative punk Jordan Oliver: Me? Bryce: Yeah..I don’t have the authority to unify titles. I certainly wouldn’t classify myself a “Junior”weight. So how bout this junior, take on the heavyweight. Champion. And we’ll see how long your solid that undefeated streak of yours is. Jordan Oliver: You want me? Your own. I just think it’s a bad marketing move to do the Lockdown main event next week but that’s cool. You and me. 1 on 1. Juniorweight champ vs Heavyweight champ. Bryce: And by the way “The Set” your welcome to be at ringside to play cheerleader for Jordan. Just know that if you step in my ring during the match. As soon as I see some ass I’m kicking it. Get it. (Looks at Myron) Got it. (Looks at Kotto) Good. (Looks at Ruckus)

Bryce walks off The Set stares at him walking off (((Clustered talking))) “Fuck that nigga” “Lame ass Busta” “Green Bryce lookin ass”

M2: Tag Team Action! Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil w/ Jordan Oliver defeat 3M3 (wearing 3M protective facemasks)

(((Ruckus and Lexoni on commentary put over Myron, Kotto & Jordan)))

Backstage: Amy Lee knocking on Kiera Hogan’s Dressing Room door. “Are you ready?” Kiera: I can’t open the door... Amy: I’m coming in Kiera: I need help... Amy: Ok I’m coming in (Kiera Hogan is screaming with both hands stuck to her weave not natural hair (not a weave that she typically sports) Amy: are you gonna put your hands down? Kiera: That bitch Priscilla has put glue all over my weave and now I can’t remove it from my hands. Amy: our match is next we gotta go Kiera: no no no no no I can’t no no no Amy: Oh yeah the title, I’ll hold your belt for you (Amy Lee practically pushing Kiera Hogan down the hallway) Amy: Champion’s don’t take breaks Kiera: that is the un-truest statement ever

Tag Team Action! (Kiera Hogan not in ring gear with hands glued to her head (on apron most of match, can’t tag in)

M3: Prisiclla & Doxy defeat Amy Lee & Kiera Hogan (c)

*comedy match with spots revolving around Kiera Hogan not being able to use her hands since they were glued meticulously by Priscilla when she put on her weave *Priscilla and Doxy have had a barbed-wire massacre match in the past so seeing them team up for once they weren’t very chummy but both have a grudge to settle with Kiera now

Finish: Priscilla hits osteoporosis on Amy Lee for the win and after the match Kiera is able grab her title and scram once she un-glues her hands but her weave is still stuck so she has just a basket use for hands. “I’m gonna finish you once and for all you tramp” *Doxy standing side by side in the ring with Priscilla *Doxy grabs the mic “Prisiclla tonight we were a team but there aren’t women’s tag titles In this promotion. So we are not friends. I’m looking at one thing. My women’s championship. Priscilla: Well I’m looking a two things. A bimbo with her hands glued. And the women that took that title from me. I’m not friends with ANYONE. Bite me

*Backstage: [Pre-Recorded Promo] ((Looks to be inside of a car)) Rosemary and Lotus with Slayer Slayer: 30. 30 dived by half is 15. 15 in 3rds becomes 5. And just like the lotus blossom. You can pluck it away 1 by 1 by 1 by1.........then that petal remains. That petal will always be remembered. In 3 weeks. I am that petal. And my seed is another. I’m not a betting man. But betting odds. Lotus or myself main eventing the biggest event in XPWEW history. I’m just waiting. I don’t have anything to prove.....

In Ring Segment: (((Joe Gacy needs to find a tag team partner worthy of being champion with him since Brodie Croyle is injured His first trial: Soloman Nasty

Tag Team Action! M4: Joe Gacy & “Soloman Nasty” defeat 2 jobber local talents Bully Jaxon & “Mr. Insane Replay”

After the match Joe Gacy gives Soloman Nasty a “thumbs up” Nasty smiles Gacy then gives a “thumbs down” and pounces Nasty Gacy then sets up a table in the ring and presses him through it Joe Gacy: “I guess Soloman Nasty isn’t Plagueground material and isn’t worthy of being my tag team champion partner” *lifts Soloman Nasty up and slams the microphone on his head! EMTs didn’t even bother helping the jobber Soloman Nasty tonight here folks

Main Event! 3 Way Match (first fall wins) Leonard McGraw defeats All Man & Slayer

Finish occurs when Slayer gets thrown to the outside. All Man is getting momentum he’s going crazy shaking the ropes but off the ropes on the other side of the ring BOOM! TEXTBOOK TITAN TRON LEVEL Leonard annihilates All Man with a CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL aka “The Buckshot” Leonard McGraw picks up the WIN by pinning the All Man

IN RING SEGMENT: James Westerbeck: Ladies & Gentlemen for the first time speaking in over 6 months. Troy Clausen

Champagne Clausen enters

Champagne about to speak...

Troy Clausen enters

“Troy: Well, dont look at me like I’m fricken Frankenstein you don’t wanna give me a hug. That’s fine. I don’t want it. 6 months ago I got into the ring for the first time and I got my ass handed to me. And since then that man hasn’t won a match huh huh (Hi Jacques, how ya doing) In those months we’ll we’ve entered a new decade. Kobe Bryant passed away. Terrible. Corona Virus has changed the everyday world, as we know it. Jacques Dudley has a losing streak...Jake Awesome doesn’t even work here anymore. Golden Bryce won a match on PPV. Champagne: I was the World HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION Troy: Yeah well I didn’t see it Champagne: I was Troy: Oh yeah you were, but not the Curtis Clausen I knew. Before you won that title 45 minutes before I was incapacitated. You were different. And then when you seen I was going to make a full recovery I was told you amped my meds? You amped up my dosage? How is that legal? You won that title and you became vindictive, vengeful, hateful, mean, calculating, heartless, relentless and god damned GUTERRRRAL .......Just like me! :) But Curtis you’ll never be evil as me :) You’ll never be as good at bein one VILE SON OF A BITCH LIKE ME! You’ll always be...a Troy. Clausen wannabe. You took me out of the picture because you wanted to be the center of attention well now you got it. You got it. I like it You know why? Cause I would have done the same DAMN THING!!!! But now your times up. Freight Train told me everything. But now I’m awake and I don’t care what title you won, you are a pissant. You couldn’t keep me down! And I love it! I love it! Vindictive! Calculated. Vile. You tried but Damnit son lol I’m just a whole lot better at it Now look at ya You got no title You have no sedated father Where’s all the attention you wanted Well that’s fine cause you’ve paid yourself an ass whooping And this means I got one more chance to beat the fuck outta you Champagne: You won’t Troy: Oh I won’t SLAPS CHAMPAGNE ((Champagne tackles troy and punches him repetitively over and over. ((Troy just Eats all those punches)) Troy laying on mat on his back: You got nothing.. heavily breathing ((Champagne looks under the ring and grabs a Singapore Cane)) Troy: Do it. Do it you Jagaloon Champagne: thwaks .......again.........again....then hits Troy on the back about 6 times (((Champagne goes back to punching Troy on the head over and over until blood is spilled and Troy has a crimson mask just flowing from his forehead (( Champagne un-do’s his tie and leaves the ring )) Troy: You and me...Lockdown Seven Champagne: mouthing since he has no microphone “I’ll be doing the main event” Troy: No heavily breathing I’ll make damn you won’t..... Camera zooms in on a bloody crimson masked smiling Troy Clausen SHOW ENDS

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Owen Hart Inducted Into The George Tragoz/Lou Thez National Wreslting Hall of Fame

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Owen Hart Inducted Into The George Tragoz/Lou Thez National Wreslting Hall of Fame

Posted By: Ben Jordan Kerin on Aug 01, 2018

Legendary WWE Superstar, former New Japan & Stampede Wrestling Star and youngest son of Stu Hart, Owen Hart is inducted into the George Tragoz/Lou Thesz National Wrestling Hall of Fame in Waterloo Iowa. Owen was unfortunately killed while performing on a WWE event in 1999 due to a rigging accident. Accepting on Owen’s behalf are his brothers Bruce, Keith & Ross, his sister Diana Hart Smith and his nephew Harry “British Bulldog” Smith representing the next Generation of Hart Wrestlers.

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Mothership of Fame: Tyler Jones

Last year's Lou Thez cup battle royal winner joins the Zigman and Zach Takes to talk all things hall of fame weekend!

Mothership of fame coverage continues this week with the Juice Box hero himself Tyler Jones! Last year’s Lou Thez cup battle royal winner joins the Zigman and Zach Takes to talk all things hall of fame weekend!

For tickets to hall of fame weekend please call the Dan Gable Wrestling Musuem in Waterloo, IA at 319-233-0745.

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Lucha Underground: Mess with the Bull part 1

Lucha Underground : Mess with the bull Part 1 Scene: A dingy stair case in an abandoned building. Raven sits halfway up the stairs. Raven: My name is Raven. I've been at the top and the bottom of this business more times than I can count. Paul Heyman invited me here to put the young luchadores to the test. I'm not gonna lie I'm here for selfish reasons. I've been entered into the Jucios des Dioses. Once I win that I get a shot at Brock Lesnar and his Lucha Underground championship. Then it becomes my title. There may be snow on the roof top but with age comes experience. Quote the Raven never more. Scene: The Temple. Ringside is Mat Striker and Vampiro. Striker: Welcome everyone back to the Temple. Tonight is going to be huge. Three big matches. Two of them are first round matches of the Trial of the God's. Two of them are championship matches. That's right one of our Jucios des Dioses matches is for the Extreme title. A bull rope match between the Extreme champion Texano and the crazy Veteran Terry Funk. We will also have a trios championship match. But hey before we go any further welcome back my buddy Vampiro. You took an extra week off without a word. You okay man? Vampiro: I'm fine dude just needed a moment you know. Mat Striker: Totally understand. I can't wait for the Trial of the Gods to begin! Let go to Melissa Santos in the ring. Santos: The Following contest is a Primera Sangre match. The first luchador to make their opponent bleed is the winner and will move on in the Trial of the Gods tournament. Joey Ryan's music comes on. Vampiro: Yo man here comes my dude. Striker: Joey Ryan certainly has been gaining steam as his career seems to be rocketing foward as of late. Enough that Paul Heyman felt he earned a spot in the Jucio Des Dioses. Vampiro: A lot of guys do and some guys don't. I'm not On board with a lot of Heyman's calls and I'll be very vocal about it homes. He's just a bully that hides behind a bunch of muscle. Raven's music comes on. Striker: Well I for one would think these two would be evenly matched in any other kind of bout. However when it comes to blood and pure violence this man, who claims his home is the Bowery. He definitely is a front runner. Vampiro: I can't help but think this was set up man. Ain't no way Paul is gonna let two Lucha Underground guys win two of the biggest events so far this season man. Striker: Calm down bud it was luck of the draw. Well spin actually and Joey Ryan may surprise us in this first round of the Trial of the Gods. Striker: A man who can play mind games with the best of them as well as be a great hardcore competitor. Vampiro: Man I know that it's Heyman pulling the strings and all dude. It's not Raven's fault. He just here to fight like everyone else with that being said this match had potential. Striker: There is no doubt there as Raven is now in the ring with the sleaziest man in the locker room, Joey Ryan. Ryan now lubing himself up like he normally does before a match. I think it's to psyche an opponent out. Which I'm sure normally works but Raven seems unphased and unimpressed. Vampiro: Raven has seen it all man. It's gonna take a lot more than being sleazy to get to Raven. Joey Ryan is gonna have to take the fight to Raven. Striker: And there's the bell Raven goes to tie up with Joey Ryan but Ryan slides out of the ring. Shaking his finger in Raven's direction. Vampiro: Raven ain't gonna like being ducked like that. Uh oh Ryan needs to quit interacting with the crowd man. You gotta keep your eyes on Raven. Striker: Here he comes with a baseball slide! Ryan on the ground now. Raven now pulling Ryan into a sitting position and starting to punch his forehead. Vampiro: Raven ain't no joke man. He's been at this a long time. Look at that exposing part of the concrete there. Striker: Raven goes for a bulldog, but Joey Ryan drops Raven on his back on the concrete! Great counter. Ryan now grabbing a chair. Vampiro: That landing was harsh on Raven's back. He holding it as he gets back up. Striker: Raven resting his head on the apron for a second. Bad idea as Ryan slams that chair on his head. Vampiro: Oooh. Man. That shot is sure to scramble the brain. Striker: Ryan now picking up Raven and Irish whipping him into the turnbuckle. There is no padding on the outside of the post, like there is on the inside of the ring. Vampiro: The outside of the ring is a very unforgiving bro. Ryan now catapulting Raven into the turnbuckle again. Striker: Ryan beginning to punch the forehead of Raven. Raven blocks a punch and now coming back at Joey Ryan with a flurry. Raven now slamming Ryan's head on to the barricade. Trying to make his own way toward Primera Sangre. First Blood for our English speaking viewers. Vampiro: Whoa. Hey lookit Joey Ryan fights back with a low blow. Completely legal in this type of match bro. Striker: Indeed it is as Joey Ryan is now rolling Raven back into the ring. Raven starts getting up but Ryan does a springboard crossbody taking Raven back to the mat. Vampiro: Ryan knows he's gotta keep coming at Raven to keep things in his favor. Striker: Joey Ryan now propping Raven up in the corner and does a running knee to the face of Raven. Picking him up again. Ryan throws Raven to the ropes and Raven counters with a Lou Thez press and goes right back to work on the forehead of Joey Ryan!!! Vamp. Correct me if I'm wrong but in this type of match you don't have to open the forehead. It can be blood from anywhere right? Vampiro: Absolutely brother. Any blood from any part of the body stops the match. Striker: Raven now with a Russian leg sweep. Raven now going outside the ring, grabbing something from under it. Vampiro: Bro..... that's a bat wrapped in barbed wire. Striker: It sure is. That will definitely draw blood. Ryan up in the ring, bounces off the ropes. Huge dive out of the ring! Vampiro: Big move by Ryan man he just has to make sure he capitalizes on the opportunity right here. Striker: Raven crawling onto the stairs here in the Temple, and Joey Ryan right behind. Picking up Raven and delivering more punches to the head. Oh man! Slamming Raven's head on the railing! Vampiro: Ref's checking Raven's head man that might have did it. Striker: Ref says no blood and Raven kicks Joey Ryan in the gut and slams his head on the railing. Vampiro: Ryan comes back with a clothesline man. Knockin Raven to the bottom of the stairs. Striker: Ryan coming down the stairs quickly to pursue the downed Raven. Raven swings the barbed wire bat while still laying on the bottom steps! Ryan side steps the swing but grabs the top of the bat with his right hand. Vampiro: Man you can see it in his face. Joey Ryan knows he messed up dude. Look at the blood pouring from his hand. That's gonna need stitches. Striker: It sure is and so just like that Raven advances in the Jucio des Dioses. We still have the main event where the Extreme championship and an advancement in the trial of the Gods is on the line. We also have the Trios championship which is coming up next! Scene: Paul Heyman's office. Heyman is sitting at his desk in his typical style of suit. Across from him is Captain Vasquez of the LAPD. Heyman: Look Captain. I'm not sure what has gone on here in the past and frankly I don't care. I'm taking the Temple in MY direction. Yes many of the old traditions are still in place but! I can assure you things are on the up and up now. Vasquez: You can sit here and say whatever you want. I have it on good authority that there are dark things at work here. Heyman: (chuckles) Oh please. What kind of dark things would be going on here? Vasquez throws pictures onto the desk. Pictures of Raven crucifying Sandman. Pictures of Pentagon Dark and Vampiro. Other pictures of bloody wrestlers and wrestlers portraying dark personas. Vasquez: You've brought men into the L.A. area that partake in dark, violent acts. I do not condone crucifixion.... Heyman cuts her off. Heyman: That's entertainment. These guys are here to entertain. They entertain through their acts of violence. People are drawn to dark characters. That's all there is to it. They see Mil Muertes and they go. Hey! This guy's crazy. He will do anything to win the Lucha Underground championship and have control over the Temple. Vasquez: Look all your stuff may be on the up and up to now but I'm going to keep an eye on you. Matanza Cueto still competes here in the Temple. Mark my words! I will stop at nothing till justice is served. Heyman sighs. Heyman: Well I'm sorry you feel that way. As of right now Matanza is an innocent free man who is more than welcome here to fight. As far as justice being served I'm going to ask you nicely or my friend here.... Heyman nods to someone behind Vasquez. She turns to see Rhyno standing just inside the door with his arms crossed and a smile on his face. Heyman: will deliver swift justice as he escorts you to our door. Vasquez: No need. I'm leaving but I'll be back. I've heard stories of how sneaky and shady you are. So do what you do best and watch your back. Make sure... that when I come back..... I'm not coming for you. Heyman sits quietly and smiles as Vasquez leaves the office in a proud, strong manor.

#LuchaUnderground #raven #quote the raven #paul heyman #heyman guy #Joey ryan

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wwenoticiascuriosidades-blog · 7 years ago

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Cody Rhodes: “Ahora sé que la culpa la tuve yo y no WWE”

Mark Hines ha podido entrevistar esta semana a Cody Rhodes para el diario británico Metro y aquí os dejamos lo más destacado de sus declaraciones:

Visto su triunfo en las independientes, ¿qué pudo hacer mejor WWE por Dusty Rhodes?

Para ser honestos, cuanto más tiempo paso alejado de WWE menos pienso que fue su culpa y me hecho más culpa a mí, a mi falta de agallas para decir o hacer lo que sentía en ese momento. Eso implica haber dicho que no a algún que otro creativo o haber corregido a tiempo a algún compañero. Ahora no creo que haya nada más importante en la vida de un luchador que el seguir su instinto, especialmente en los segmentos del backstage y en las entrevistas. No importa lo que sea, si no lo sientes no lo digas.

Ha habido solo un par de veces en mi carrera en WWE en las que todo lo que dije en el micro era 100% mío y fueron lo que tuvieron más éxito. Con esto no quiero echarles las culpas a los creativos porque ellos están ahí para guiarte y darte los puntos más importantes. El resto te pertenece. No debe haber guiones, el wrestling no se puede guionizar.

¿Crees que te castigaron por levantar la voz?

No creo que nunca me hayan castigado, lo que digo es que cada vez que habala con ellos no servía para nada. La respuesta que tenía era siempre la misma: “Gracias pero no”. Me gané una reputación de ser una persona quejosa y esa reputación es difícil de quitártela de encima. No me considero que sea así, pero siempre me gusta dar mi punto de vista. No lo sé, quizás porque soy el hijo de Dusty tenga una mente creativa, ese fue el regalo que él me dejó y yo siempre quise hacer algo diferente. Mi relación con los creativos podía haber sido mejor porque esencialmente trabajamos juntos todas las semanas pero con el hecho de que todas las semanas les decía cómo veía yo las cosas le daba a ellos a entender que no me gustaba su trabajo, y eso es algo que nadie quiere escuchar.

¿A quién habría que culpar por la falta de creatividad de WWE?

WWE es una gran fuerza en términos de palabra y presencia y creo que llegado el momento van a restructurar todo esto. Hay gente en WWE como Vince McMahon, Triple H, Michael Hayes, Arn Anderson y Mike Rotunda que son productores cuando deberían de ser creativos.Espero que llegado el momento reconsideren su posición y se dediquen a escribir para televisión.

El wrestling no es un episodio de televisión. Si entras en mi despacho y me dices que has escrito 20 capítulos de “Friends” y que quieres ser creativo de WWE yo te diría si ¿sabes quien es Lou Thez? ¿Sabes quién es Bruno Sammartino? Estarías sorprendido de la cantidad de creativos que en su vida han visto wrestling.

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pharrfromheaven · 8 years ago

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On June 27, 1939, World's Heavyweight Champion Lou Thesz (spelled Louis Thez in this advertisement) stopped by the McAllen Sports Arena on 15th street to defend his crown against Chief Joe Little Beaver. Thesz was into his second reign as champion at this point in time, and according to then McAllen wrestling promoter George Chapapas, this was the first time the world's heavyweight championship was defended in the Rio Grande Valley. A series of elimination bouts in McAllen led to Beaver earning this shot against Thesz, who was on a four-bout Texas tour in that month of June 1939.

#rio grande valley #rgv #956

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tuesdaynightarrow-blog · 8 years ago

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John’s music hit and he and his wife came out to a chorus of boos and “Cena Sucks” chants. Brie and Seth were behind to two of them and Nikki did her booty shake before John grabbed her hand and pulled her into a kiss. They made their way down the ramp separately, John running and sliding into the ring, Nikki climbing the apron and flipping into the ring like normal. The two stared up the ramp as they waited on their opponents.

The crowd cheered as CM Punk’s music blared from the sound system, and the Hardcore Princess came strutting out with a smirk on her face, CM Punk right by her side as they made their way down the ramp. She climbed into the ring and gave a sly smile to Punk as the ref rang the bell.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

The two women square off in the center of the ring. Scarlett eventually gets a good angle on Nikki and puts her in an arm wringer situation. She continues to tighten up the arm before giving it a good twist, but her opponent somersaults to the ground! The brunette doesn’t let up on the assault though, hanging on to that arm of the twin, she drops to the ground and locks in a cross armbar. Right off the bat, the Hardcore Princess is looking to knock out a key component of the Fearless One’s arsenal—or of anyone’s arsenal for that matter.

The arm continues to be stretched, pulled and dislocated as Scarlett tugs harder and harder trying to force Nikki to tap out early as John Cena grows anxious in the corner already. Finally, she sees this is getting nowhere and realizes the damage has been done. The brunette lets off, but drags the twin up to her feet with her, dragging the twin by the aching arm. The Hardcore Princess looks near a corner of the ring, as she’s pulling the Fearless One near the area with her.

Scarlett pulls open Nikki’s arm looking for an Irish whip…NO…Scarlett acts as if she’s sending Nikki off with an Irish whip but doesn’t let go, instead she chops the arm and launches clenched fists of punches leading Nikki to backpedal towards the corner! The referee may soon have to come between the two women, as this might get carried away—and he does. She is forced to back off of her opponent, relieving the other of punch after punch. But as the brunette backs up to the referee’s request, the twin remains in the corner and the brunette charges at the twin and hits a corner clothesline! The Fearless One’s feet fly into the air in agony, as she then drops to her rear in a seated position against the turnbuckle.

Scarlett really has his edge now and once again, she takes a few steps back, trying to find the right angle on Nikki Bella—she’s found it and Scarlett charges, a kick to the—NO, Nikki Bella SWAYS OUT OF THE WAY! She sways out of the way of her opponent’s boot, leaving her opponent’s foot to slip right through the ropes, and as her opponent is tangled up in the ropes, she rushes to her feet and sends her opponent over the top rope with a Kodak-moment dropkick to the back of her opponent! But the brunette hangs on to that top rope, and remains along the apron. The Fearless One turns around to yell “FEARLESS” to the crowd, but then turns back to see the Hardcore Princess still alongside the apron, gathering herself to her feet there. Nikki allows Scarlett to her feet, and she sets Scarlett up, this doesn’t look good, Scarlett is going vertical as the world around her goes upside down for a mere split second, suplex from the ring apron, giving Nikki the momentum now. She quickly sprawls to make the cover.

One…Two…Kickout!

Nikki brings Scarlett up to her feet now, holding Scarlett’s head down below her own chest. BAM! A nice knee to the head. BAM! Another knee to head, as she continues to deliver two more knees to her opponent’s head. The twin has the brunette in a groggy situation, as she’s now bringing the brunette over to John Cena. The Fearless One makes the tag and continues to hold on to the Hardcore Princess as John climbs the top rope.

The referee beginning the count to five. One, John leans a little forward on the top turnbuckle, and poses to the crowd as Nikki holds Scarlett up in place. Two. He dives off the top rope, his wife moves out of the way. Three! What a nice cross body from the man onto the woman as the twin quickly gets out of the ring to a count of four. The Tag Champ takes this opportunity over the Hardcore Princess, who is down yet again for another pin attempt.

One…Two…Kickout!

Scarlett slowly gets to a knee, and John wants to put her out for good here. He takes one step forward, CLICK! What a VICIOUS punch to the side of her skull, she really needs to tag here. But there’s CM Punk on the complete opposite side of the ring; what is she going to do? The woman’s knocked out cold for the mean time, as the man is getting booed by the crowd. The Face That Runs the Place smiles back to them, as he drops to his knees, holds the Hardcore Princess up by her head and starts throwing hard blows to her forehead, which has a bandage on it from Sunday night.

John may want to try to bust Scarlett open here but the referee isn’t going to allow it. He pulls him off of her! As he consults the man, the veteran Nikki drops from the ring apron, pulling Scarlett to the outside of the ring by her legs and starts throwing more punches to her head! CM Punk drops down from the apron, and comes marching around the corner. At this point, Nikki slams Scarlett’s head one good last time against the edge of the ring and throws her back in for John. The man drops for one last pin attempt.

One…Two…Thr-Kickout!

It may be the end of the line now for his patience. John acts as if he could pull his own hair out, he glances back at Nikki and then back at Scarlett. She wants the tag, but he wants to finish this off himself. As the woman is gathering herself to a knee the man charges at her, but the woman pushes him right off her and sends him to the ropes! The Hardcore Princess begins to see red, she’s had enough of being the punching bag.

Nikki Bella slaps John on the back, making her the legal competitor, but Scarlett doesn’t see it! She continues to stomp towards him, walks right up to his face and wraps her fist around his throat. The twin steps into the ring, assures herself with the referee that she’s been made the legal competitor and the man takes the opportunity to kick the brunette right in the crotch, sending the brunette right to her back. The Fearless One drops on top of the Hardcore Princess for a pin attempt.

One…Tow… SAVED by CM Punk!

Finally, CM Punk makes an appearance in this match by helping his partner from being defeated! That may or may not have been the finishing touch from John Cena, but thanks to CM Punk, we’ll never know now. The crowd goes wild now as Punk and Nikki begin a quick brawl whilst Scarlett recovers. John Cena will see none of this though, as Punk and Nikki throw punches to the point where Punk has Nikki pinned against the ropes. John pushes Punk over the top rope, but Punk takes Nikki with him! They both splat to the outside canvas as Scarlett is slowly regaining a sort of thought process.

John is on the outside of the ring, helping Nikki to her feet. Scarlett is back to her feet and she’s watching them from behind the ropes. She has CATIPULTED herself from the ropes, into the air and launches herself into the couple! This may be it for EVERYBODY in the match as the referee begins a 10-count. One. CM Punk was the lucky one, who did not catch any of that high impact damage, he slowly gets to his feet. Two. Nikki Bella begins to crawl towards the steel steps, Scarlett follows. Three. CM Punk is back on his feet, he uneasily walks over to Nikki. Four. He picks Nikki up to her feet, dragging her over towards the ring. Five. After throwing Nikki back into the ring by her head Punk gently helps Scarlett up to her feet. Six. Now, Punk walks Scarlett towards the ring apron. Seven. Barely, on her own will, Scarlett rolls into the ring and goes for a pin cover of her own now!

One…Two…Kickout!

Scarlett gets up to her feet with a grin on her face and she brings Nikki up to her feet. Punk taunts the crowd as she positions herself for it, Highway to Hell! The brunette tags her husband in and is looking to finish this off, but here comes John Cena! As he looks to slide into the ring the Hardcore Princess takes him out with a baseball slide! These two our now completely out of the equation. It’s all CM Punk now. He begins to stomp at each angle of Nikki Bella’s body, before bringing her up to her feet. He Irish whips her off the ropes, and goes for a quick standing clothesline, but she ducks! On the rebound the man goes for another clothesline and this one connects and the woman is down.

Punk brings Nikki to her feet, kicks her in the gut and Nikki doubles over. Scarlett gets in the ring and they look to be setting Nikki up for a Sky Lift Slam! The referee tells Scarlett to get out of the ring and John runs in to try to break it up. As Nikki tries to fight out of it the referee is knocked down! John hits a Lou Thez press to Punk as he hits him with lefts and rights. The referee is slowly coming to his senses as Scarlett hits the Devil’s Whisper on Nikki. The referee sees Scarlett make the cover and is too out of it to notice that she isn’t the legal competitor in the ring.

One…Two…Three!

“Here are your winners, by pinfall, SCARLETT AND CM PUNK!”

Scarlett and CM Punk have stolen this one from a vulnerable Nikki Bella and John Cena. John tries to argue that Scarlett wasn’t the legal competitor but the referee points to his eyes and says he saw the pin and the match was over. John checks on Nikki as Scarlett and Punk celebrate.

#match #scarlett #cm punk #john cena #nikki bella #brie bella #seth rollins

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