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same as it ever woz…
#scott the woz#stw#wozblr#scott wozniak#terry lesler#jeb jab#rex mohs#target employee#wendys employee#jerry attricks#steel wool#chet shaft#liza lotts#kay swiss#sorry for all the tags I’m desperate for people to find this#i spent six hours and my sanity on this
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commissioned doodle request from @xrosevoidx
jeb and terry in the divorce court while their lawyer liza lotts sorts out a custody agreement for the pumpkins
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They get drinks together after work.
#Kay and Liza are besties you cant tell me otherwise. they bitch about their bosses ans shitty clients together#stw#scott the woz#wozblr#kay swiss#liza lotts
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Round 2E
#polls#john gaius#crawlings#liza lotts#the locked tomb#the mysterious benedict society#scott the woz
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here are some random stw doodles bc of art block, new comic thingy coming soon.
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Colored version of my liza sketch
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Scott the Woz characters as "Things to Never Say to Someone Who Just Came Out"
Jeb: "I'm gayer" Jerry: "Hi Gay, I'm Dad" Steel Wool: "How do you know?" Scott: "I was planning to come out this very moment, and you just stole my thunder" Rex: "Our Father, Who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name; Thy kingdom come; Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread; and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil." Target Employee: "I knew the second you told me you were gay" Chet: "You still owe me $45" Wendy's Employee: "Your mother and I still love you" Anna: "So what's next for Mr. New Gay Man?" Liza: "This has been so obvious ever since I started talking to you." Terry: "Would you like to go on record stating that for our organization's diversity initiative?"
#scott the woz#rex mohs#terry lesler#officer steel wool#chet shaft#scott wozniak#target employee#wendy's employee#jeb jab#jerry attricks#anna may#liza lotts#things to never say to someone who just came out
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sorry liza (source)
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Just curious bc I’ve been thinking of getting back into cosplay stuff. Also it would be a gender swapped version of the character (unless it’s Liza) bc why not, I love being a girl might as well make this guy one too
Repost bc I fucked up the poll duration on the first one! It got no notes so I don’t think anyone saw it, but if you did sorry lol
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Round 1 is officially over!
Congratulations to the actresses who made it to Round 2!
Round 2 will begin on Saturday, May 4th
The winners of Round 1:
Maude Adams
Anna Maria Alberghetti
Julie Andrews
Angela Baddeley
Hermione Baddeley
Lauren Bacall
Olga Baclanova
Pearl Bailey
Josephine Baker
Lucille Ball
Anne Bancroft
Tallulah Bankhead
Theda Bara
Mona Barrie
Jessie Bateman
Polly Bergen
Claire Bloom
Mrs Patrick Campbell
Diahann Carroll
Lina Cavalieri
Helen Chandler
Geraldine Chaplin
Ruth Chatterton
Claudette Colbert
Constance Collier
Gladys Cooper
Katharine Cornell
Phyllis Dare
Zena Dare
Ruby Dee
Judi Dench
Stephanie Deste
Marie Doro
Geraldine Farrar
Maude Fealy
Edwige Feuillère
Susanna Foster
Trixie Friganza
Jane Froman
Eva Gabor
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Mary Garden
Greer Garson
Dusolina Giannini
Hermione Gingold
Dorothy Gish
Lillian Gish
Frances Greer
Mata Hari
Dolores Hart
Olivia de Havilland
Jill Haworth
Audrey Hepburn
Libby Holman
Lena Horne
Sally Ann Howes
Ethel Irving
Diane Keaton
Lisa Kirk
Eartha Kitt
Angela Landbury
Carol Lawrence
Vivien Leigh
Lotte Lenya
Beatrice Lillie
Bambi Linn
Gillian Lynne
Heather MacRae
Jayne Mansfield
Mary Martin
Jessie Matthews
Siobhán McKenna
Meng Xiaodong
Helen Menken
Ethel Merman
Cléo de Mérode
Evelyn Millard
Liza Minnelli
Rita Moreno
Odette Myrtil
Pola Negri
Julie Newmar
Nichelle Nichols
Maureen O’Sullivan
Aida Overton Walker
Anna Pavlova
Bernadette Peters
Lily Pons
Rosa Ponselle
Lee Remick
Diana Rigg
Thelma Ritter
Chita Rivera
Ginger Rogers
Lillian Russell
Rosalind Russell
Diana Sands
Lizabeth Scott
Maggie Smith
Emily Stevens
Susan Strasberg
Barbra Streisand
Yma Sumac
Inga Swenson
Laurette Taylor
Hilda Trevelyan
Monique Van Vooren
Fannie Ward
Ethel Warwick
Elisabeth Welch
Mae West
Anna May Wong
Diana Wynyard
Yoshiko Yamaguchi
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I’ve always wanted to contribute to the tiny corner of the website that is wozblr but unfortunately wozblr is mostly made up of fanart, and I can’t draw for shit. But what I can do is write, and I especially love AU’s. So, allow me to scream some stw au’s/headcanons into the void:
Terry Lesler is the designated driver
Target Employee had high alcohol tolerance, Wendy’s Employee can get dead drunk after half a can of spiked lemonade
Jerry Attricks also has high alcohol tolerance but is also perpetually drunk/high for whatever reason
Chet Shaft was Steel Wool’s old manager, and was such a bad boss that he made Steel want to kill him (which we all know how that ended)
Jeb Jab knows that the other games they play are technically not Gex, but he has spent an egregious amount of time writing a complex theory that makes every other game canon and connected to the Gex games somehow (he has a Pepe Silvia-style wall in his residence with all the connections and theories bridged by yarn)
Alternatively, Jeb really thinks all games are Gex and Rex/Scott have had to go through elaborate shenanigans to make sure he doesn’t find out the truth (would make an amazing fanfic)
Liza Lotts is Kay Swiss’ ex
The Shaft family owns the Games on a Shelf franchise, which is how they got their wealth
Steel Wool is one of Jerry Attricks’ patients, evidenced by the line in Borderline Forever when he states that he’s had patients who’ve killed people
Jerry Attricks has also probably killed someone
The reason why there’s an absence of good law enforcement in the wozverse is because the events of the WiiWare Chronicles actually occurred, abolishing government and law enforcement bodies. Only small groups of officers remain, including Steel Wool and Police Employee.
Jebrex is canon
#wozblr#scott the woz#stw headcanons#jeb jab#rex mohs#terry lesler#jerry attricks#steel wool#chet shaft#kay swiss#jebrex#target employee#wendy’s employee#screaming into the void#gex night
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If I wanted to get into Cabaret which production/recordings should I start with? There's also the movie?
I share this advice with the disclaimer that I'm not actually big on listening to the full cast recordings of productions have not seen in person. (Barring the year where I listened to every single Broadway album from 1950 to present for...what? Fun? Boredom? It was a pandemic; what can I say?). I'll pick and choose songs, but if I'm going to listen to Cabaret all the way through, I've got my own bootlegs to rely on.
That being said, start with the 1998 Alan Cumming/Natasha Richardson one. Alan Cumming took an iconic role, made it his own, and still paid respect and tribute to Joel Grey in his performances. And Natasha was just sublime. She straddled the line between a vocally realistic Sally without being genuinely grating to listen to. That 1998 production and its subsequent parade of inspired Sally replacements recaptured lightening in a bottle.
Once you've done that, go back to the original for Joel Grey, Lotte Lenya, and that original orchestration. But Cabaret is a show that--apparently barring the new revival--is impossible to do badly. The music is just so strong that it should, in theory, be able to lift up even the weakest performances. I've seen this show in blisteringly amateur community theatre, and it was still breathtaking.
The movie is actually a fairly interesting departure from the stage musical with several changes and revisions I won't get into. Movie musicals can't be 1:1 replications, obviously, and for what it became, I do think the changes can be accepted and appreciated. And it's Liza. It's worth the watch for her alone. I don't care what interesting acting choices other singers make with the titular song: no one does it like Liza.
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i think liza specifically is trans. because yes lots of names in stw are suspect but. come on. her. she. liza lotts, professional lawyer. chose that name and that profession
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FUCK IT. THE AUTISM WON. CRASHBOX AU.
Scott finds a green box that says it’s a game. Wanting to play it he tries to plug it into every sing one of his consoles but nothing seems to work. It’s not until he begrudgingly plugs it into his PC does the box’s sliding case open and he blacks out. He wakes up in a crowded, rusty, hot and steam filled factory, and is told by a robotic employee that he needs to test the games. Unfortunately for him these games have all his friends trapped inside. Now Scott has to use his brain to beat the games and free his friends who have all lost their memories. Unfortunately he’s not very good at it. Oh well. Better luck next time!
Designs under the cut
Steel Wool: Ten 2nds
He has two forms. His host form which is him in a radical 90s surfer outfit. And his voice form where he’s just the word wool but it looks like it’s made out of steel. He shows up all the damn time and no one likes it.
Liza Lottsenheimer: Mugshots
Terry Lesketchler: Sketch Pad
Yes he has a goatee. A small one. But one nonetheless
Jebbie Bull: Eddie Bull
My poor guy Jeb keeps getting eaten. “Jebbie Bull he’s edible—“
Jumpin’ Rex’in Rumble: Radio Scramble
Like the show he has no legs. His body cuts off at the torso and is bolted to a swivel set in his radio station room. Also like the show, he is a sentient microphone.
Professor Rocket: Psycho Math
Jerry goes by Professor Rocket and he’s crazy. He likes to explode his head. Also his body is made up of math symbols, metal and different mathematical equipment like rulers, protractors and graph paper. Loves to yell and ramble.
Target Ensmarmee: Distraction News!
He’s entirely made out of paper. He’s a paper puppet. His mouth is a cutout that stiffly moves up and down to simulate lip flaps. His voice is a monotone TV anchor voice and his eyes are soulless and never blink. He is always holding a piece of paper but he never looks down at it. He only looks forward. When the lights turn off at the end of the show he simply sits there in the dark, staring into space.
Factory Worker Scott: He’s the robot that puts the games in the machines and fixes the power outages
The only one of the group that has his memories. He’s called “Rust Bucket” and “Rookie” by the other factory workers. Worried about his friends and tries to snap them out of it but it never works. He’s tasked with testing all the games to make sure they’re working right. Extremely stressed and freaking out. Is also terrible at solving these elementary level math and riddles. His first reaction to realizing he’s an entirely rusted robot was shock and horror followed by “oh my god I’m just like Chibi Robo.”
#stw#scott the woz#wozblr#rex mohs#jeb jab#scott wozniak#jerry attricks#terry lesler#Liza lotts#steel wool#target employee#Scott the Woz crashbox au#the autism has won and you have to deal with it
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liza lotts i miss u
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