#Liza lotts

[oblivionaccesss]

same as it ever woz…

[chocolatefrog18]

commissioned doodle request from @xrosevoidx

jeb and terry in the divorce court while their lawyer liza lotts sorts out a custody agreement for the pumpkins

[the-worst-bracket]

Round 2E

[turkeysandwich]

here are some random stw doodles bc of art block, new comic thingy coming soon.

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[red-riveria]

FUCK IT. THE AUTISM WON. CRASHBOX AU.

Scott finds a green box that says it’s a game. Wanting to play it he tries to plug it into every sing one of his consoles but nothing seems to work. It’s not until he begrudgingly plugs it into his PC does the box’s sliding case open and he blacks out. He wakes up in a crowded, rusty, hot and steam filled factory, and is told by a robotic employee that he needs to test the games. Unfortunately for him these games have all his friends trapped inside. Now Scott has to use his brain to beat the games and free his friends who have all lost their memories. Unfortunately he’s not very good at it. Oh well. Better luck next time!

Designs under the cut

Steel Wool: Ten 2nds

He has two forms. His host form which is him in a radical 90s surfer outfit. And his voice form where he’s just the word wool but it looks like it’s made out of steel. He shows up all the damn time and no one likes it.

Liza Lottsenheimer: Mugshots

Terry Lesketchler: Sketch Pad

Yes he has a goatee. A small one. But one nonetheless

Jebbie Bull: Eddie Bull

My poor guy Jeb keeps getting eaten. “Jebbie Bull he’s edible—“

Jumpin’ Rex’in Rumble: Radio Scramble

Like the show he has no legs. His body cuts off at the torso and is bolted to a swivel set in his radio station room. Also like the show, he is a sentient microphone.

Professor Rocket: Psycho Math

Jerry goes by Professor Rocket and he’s crazy. He likes to explode his head. Also his body is made up of math symbols, metal and different mathematical equipment like rulers, protractors and graph paper. Loves to yell and ramble.

Target Ensmarmee: Distraction News!

He’s entirely made out of paper. He’s a paper puppet. His mouth is a cutout that stiffly moves up and down to simulate lip flaps. His voice is a monotone TV anchor voice and his eyes are soulless and never blink. He is always holding a piece of paper but he never looks down at it. He only looks forward. When the lights turn off at the end of the show he simply sits there in the dark, staring into space.

Factory Worker Scott: He’s the robot that puts the games in the machines and fixes the power outages

The only one of the group that has his memories. He’s called “Rust Bucket” and “Rookie” by the other factory workers. Worried about his friends and tries to snap them out of it but it never works. He’s tasked with testing all the games to make sure they’re working right. Extremely stressed and freaking out. Is also terrible at solving these elementary level math and riddles. His first reaction to realizing he’s an entirely rusted robot was shock and horror followed by “oh my god I’m just like Chibi Robo.”

[glitchwoz]

Colored version of my liza sketch

[everybody-drinks-air]

Scott the Woz characters as "Things to Never Say to Someone Who Just Came Out"

Jeb: "I'm gayer" Jerry: "Hi Gay, I'm Dad" Steel Wool: "How do you know?" Scott: "I was planning to come out this very moment, and you just stole my thunder" Rex: "Our Father, Who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name; Thy kingdom come; Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread; and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil." Target Employee: "I knew the second you told me you were gay" Chet: "You still owe me $45" Wendy's Employee: "Your mother and I still love you" Anna: "So what's next for Mr. New Gay Man?" Liza: "This has been so obvious ever since I started talking to you." Terry: "Would you like to go on record stating that for our organization's diversity initiative?"

[your-sinclair]

sorry liza (source)

[mausuwinasa]

Just curious bc I’ve been thinking of getting back into cosplay stuff. Also it would be a gender swapped version of the character (unless it’s Liza) bc why not, I love being a girl might as well make this guy one too

Repost bc I fucked up the poll duration on the first one! It got no notes so I don’t think anyone saw it, but if you did sorry lol

[vintagestagehotties]

Round 1 is officially over!

Congratulations to the actresses who made it to Round 2!

Round 2 will begin on Saturday, May 4th

The winners of Round 1:

Maude Adams

Anna Maria Alberghetti

Julie Andrews

Angela Baddeley

Hermione Baddeley

Lauren Bacall

Olga Baclanova

Pearl Bailey

Josephine Baker

Lucille Ball

Anne Bancroft

Tallulah Bankhead

Theda Bara

Mona Barrie

Jessie Bateman

Polly Bergen

Claire Bloom

Mrs Patrick Campbell

Diahann Carroll

Lina Cavalieri

Helen Chandler

Geraldine Chaplin

Ruth Chatterton

Claudette Colbert

Constance Collier

Gladys Cooper

Katharine Cornell

Phyllis Dare

Zena Dare

Ruby Dee

Judi Dench

Stephanie Deste

Marie Doro

Geraldine Farrar

Maude Fealy

Edwige Feuillère

Susanna Foster

Trixie Friganza

Jane Froman

Eva Gabor

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Mary Garden

Greer Garson

Dusolina Giannini

Hermione Gingold

Dorothy Gish

Lillian Gish

Frances Greer

Mata Hari

Dolores Hart

Olivia de Havilland

Jill Haworth

Audrey Hepburn

Libby Holman

Lena Horne

Sally Ann Howes

Ethel Irving

Diane Keaton

Lisa Kirk

Eartha Kitt

Angela Landbury

Carol Lawrence

Vivien Leigh

Lotte Lenya

Beatrice Lillie

Bambi Linn

Gillian Lynne

Heather MacRae

Jayne Mansfield

Mary Martin

Jessie Matthews

Siobhán McKenna

Meng Xiaodong

Helen Menken

Ethel Merman

Cléo de Mérode

Evelyn Millard

Liza Minnelli

Rita Moreno

Odette Myrtil

Pola Negri

Julie Newmar

Nichelle Nichols

Maureen O’Sullivan

Aida Overton Walker

Anna Pavlova

Bernadette Peters

Lily Pons

Rosa Ponselle

Lee Remick

Diana Rigg

Thelma Ritter

Chita Rivera

Ginger Rogers

Lillian Russell

Rosalind Russell

Diana Sands

Lizabeth Scott

Maggie Smith

Emily Stevens

Susan Strasberg

Barbra Streisand

Yma Sumac

Inga Swenson

Laurette Taylor

Hilda Trevelyan

Monique Van Vooren

Fannie Ward

Ethel Warwick

Elisabeth Welch

Mae West

Anna May Wong

Diana Wynyard

Yoshiko Yamaguchi

[borderlineomniverse]

I’ve always wanted to contribute to the tiny corner of the website that is wozblr but unfortunately wozblr is mostly made up of fanart, and I can’t draw for shit. But what I can do is write, and I especially love AU’s. So, allow me to scream some stw au’s/headcanons into the void:

Terry Lesler is the designated driver

Target Employee had high alcohol tolerance, Wendy’s Employee can get dead drunk after half a can of spiked lemonade

Jerry Attricks also has high alcohol tolerance but is also perpetually drunk/high for whatever reason

Chet Shaft was Steel Wool’s old manager, and was such a bad boss that he made Steel want to kill him (which we all know how that ended)

Jeb Jab knows that the other games they play are technically not Gex, but he has spent an egregious amount of time writing a complex theory that makes every other game canon and connected to the Gex games somehow (he has a Pepe Silvia-style wall in his residence with all the connections and theories bridged by yarn)

Alternatively, Jeb really thinks all games are Gex and Rex/Scott have had to go through elaborate shenanigans to make sure he doesn’t find out the truth (would make an amazing fanfic)

Liza Lotts is Kay Swiss’ ex

The Shaft family owns the Games on a Shelf franchise, which is how they got their wealth

Steel Wool is one of Jerry Attricks’ patients, evidenced by the line in Borderline Forever when he states that he’s had patients who’ve killed people

Jerry Attricks has also probably killed someone

The reason why there’s an absence of good law enforcement in the wozverse is because the events of the WiiWare Chronicles actually occurred, abolishing government and law enforcement bodies. Only small groups of officers remain, including Steel Wool and Police Employee.

Jebrex is canon

[droughtofapathy]

If I wanted to get into Cabaret which production/recordings should I start with? There's also the movie?

I share this advice with the disclaimer that I'm not actually big on listening to the full cast recordings of productions have not seen in person. (Barring the year where I listened to every single Broadway album from 1950 to present for...what? Fun? Boredom? It was a pandemic; what can I say?). I'll pick and choose songs, but if I'm going to listen to Cabaret all the way through, I've got my own bootlegs to rely on.

That being said, start with the 1998 Alan Cumming/Natasha Richardson one. Alan Cumming took an iconic role, made it his own, and still paid respect and tribute to Joel Grey in his performances. And Natasha was just sublime. She straddled the line between a vocally realistic Sally without being genuinely grating to listen to. That 1998 production and its subsequent parade of inspired Sally replacements recaptured lightening in a bottle.

Once you've done that, go back to the original for Joel Grey, Lotte Lenya, and that original orchestration. But Cabaret is a show that--apparently barring the new revival--is impossible to do badly. The music is just so strong that it should, in theory, be able to lift up even the weakest performances. I've seen this show in blisteringly amateur community theatre, and it was still breathtaking.

The movie is actually a fairly interesting departure from the stage musical with several changes and revisions I won't get into. Movie musicals can't be 1:1 replications, obviously, and for what it became, I do think the changes can be accepted and appreciated. And it's Liza. It's worth the watch for her alone. I don't care what interesting acting choices other singers make with the titular song: no one does it like Liza.

[stwconfessions]

i think liza specifically is trans. because yes lots of names in stw are suspect but. come on. her. she. liza lotts, professional lawyer. chose that name and that profession

[the-worst-bracket]

[goodgaymckay]

Stw characters rated by how likely I think they'd slip on a banana peel (starting with most likely)

Jerry (breaks his old 30+ year old back)

Scott (comical, blood appears, but he shows no sign of injury besides probable brain damage, but that might just be Scott being Scott. Hes slipped on the most banana peels out of everyone on this list but is still statistically less likey to slip on another compared to jerry (its like how your less likely to be killed twice, expect Scott has slipped on at least 15 banana peels)

Jeb (falls but is fine)

Kay (falls while looking at fraudulent tax reports)

Steel wool (eats shit HARD but continues on with his day)

Rex (Slipped once while protecting someone he was bodyguarding, middleschool kids try to trick Jim with banana peels at dances but he knows better)

Wendy's (slipped a little one)

Target (Target is more likely to slip on a banana peel because they sell them at Target but miraculously never has. Wendys pushed him out of the way once when they were kids)

Terry (has never slipped on a banana peel)

Liza lotts (banana peels move out of her way)

Chet is an outlier. idk where he stands

love this partner piece to the last one <3 I think Chet would intentionally try to do he could snap his neck but it just swuishes under his foot and makes his day worse

[glitchwoz]

liza lotts i miss u