#Liz and Loki are the ultimate bros

[rainbow-writers]

Incorrect quotes

Loki: I think I found a way to make money

Will: Yeah, you'd make a decent stripper

Loki: I'd make an AMAZING stripper, but that's not what I'm talking about...

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Enzo: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game and I'm winning

Fred Jones, yelling from a passing golf cart driven by his husband Benny: THINK AGAIN TWINK

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Thomas: Small animals are evidently more vicious, they have less space for their anger and rage to be bottled up

Apollo: That's ridiculous, name one animal—

Sam: Wasps

May: Chihuahuas

Liz: Vanessa

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Judge: How do you plead?

Liz: [looks at Loki]

Loki: [mouths "not guilty"]

Liz: Hot milky

Loki: Just lock her up.

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Thomas: What are all these dead bodies doing here?

Zara: Honestly? Not much

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Loki, smoking weed: That's the point

Will, drinking alcohol: We're trying to speed this up

Liz, eating raw cookie dough: *nods*

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May: Natalia, you're smiling. What happened?

Natalia: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Sam: Apollo tripped and fell in the parking lot

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Apollo: Are you high?

Loki: Am I what?

Apollo: High

Loki: Hello

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Thomas: *taps pen*

Nico: *taps pen back*

Will: *taps pen as well*

Apollo: Stop it

Nico: Stop what?

Apollo: I know you're talking about me in Morse code

Will: Yes, that's what we're doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

Thomas, later, to Loki: That's exactly what we did

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Liz, unable to sleep: Loki, what time is it?

Loki, inevitably awake: I don't know, hand me that recorder

*Loki plays recorder*

Nico: who the fUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2AM?!?!?!?!

Loki: It's 2am

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Loki: We won't lose because we have this *points to his chest*

May: We have heart?

Loki: Heart? No. Me. I'm going to win this for us