#Liu Qingge thinks that he's the father of Shen Yuan's cultivation baby (aka Shen Jiu in baby form) au

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Consider: in the caves instead of accidentally killing lqg sj and him cultivate a baby sy. Now sj is pestered by lqg because he will “take responsibility” and yqy is coming by to give him sad eyes even more frequently! Not sure if sj would keep baby sy or throw him at lqg like your fault your kid. Airplane in the background is Losing It TM

Okay, no it would be far far more hilarious if it was Shen Yuan and Liu Qingge in the caves and the baby is Shen Jiu - a baby Shen Jiu with all his memories and grudges still in tact.

And Shen Jiu is absolutely infuriated that Liu Qingge is his father now. He would rather be an orphan than acknowledge a body snatcher and a brute as his parents! Or so he complains in his head every time he's denied more tanghulu before dinner.

Insert scenes of Shen Jiu bullying Luo Binghe and Liu Qingge just going, "Ah, he inherited Shen Qingqiu's old personality..." (Yeah, Cang Qiong sees baby Shen Jiu's temperament as proof of Shen Yuan being the real Shen Qingqiu, just without his memories.)

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But most importantly!!!! The caves gain a reputation of causing male cultivators to cultivate babies after Shang Qinghua ends up with an OG!Shang Qinghua baby!

(As for the other "parent"? It's thought to be Yue Qingyuan who was just passing by, but Shang Qinghua wonders if it's Mobei-Jun who had rudely interrupted Airplane's cultivation seclusion by teleporting into the caves.)

OG!Shang Qinghua, unlike Shen Jiu, is a real baby.

And so we get funny-awkward trio of Mobei Jun and Yue Qingyuan (unknowingly) battling each other for better "father" title of the year.

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Dec 2022 Masterpost

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Shen Yuan is an otter AU

the great ancestor SVSSS AU

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a shen twins au where shen yuan becomes the qing jing peak lord and shen jiu becomes an imperial tutor to the crown prince

mobei jun gets turned into a cat AU

liu qingge is the reason why shen jiu has a harem now AU

cang qiong sect leader yue qingyuan revealed to be the missing imperial prince au

luo bingmei x shen jiu au

shen jiu’s brocon brother au

how life insurance in solo leveling would change things up AU

nobleborn shen jiu and his servant yue qi au

shen yuan and luo binghe are aizawa's adoptive parents au

beru and shadow summons want to plan out sung jinwoo's marriage ceremony... even though there's no bride yet au

Reincarnated Vader X Todoroki Enji AU

When your disciple LBH tries to marry your shizun SY - AKA Shen Jiu isn't having a good time in this au

high end shen jiu escort chat

wei wuxian is a mist au

luo binghe x sesshomaru au

Shen Qingqiu marries a brothel madam AU

the nie clan is descended from luo binghe au

shen jiu tries to babytrap yqy except shen yuan transmigrates & changes babytrap to hot single mama in your area route au

Liu Qingge thinks that he’s the father of Shen Yuan’s cultivation baby (aka Shen Jiu in baby form) au

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Masterpost [Jan 2022]

Jan 2022

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Aizen (Bleach) Raises Xanxus (Khr)

Krell (Star Wars) And Harry Potter Cursed Ideas

sung jinwoo was a idol before he awakened the second time

sung jinwoo x jjk crossover where jinwoo adopts megumi

gaara of tatooine au

Single Parent! Endeavor Can Asexually Reproduce

Tsuna (Khr) Is a Fish

Enji X Rei X Toji (JJK) threesome 

beru adopting (stealing) megumi follow up

Obi-wan Time Travels and Gets a Promotion

Shadow Summons During the Holiday Season

CULTIVATORS MEET JEDI (Scum Villain Meets Star Wars)

Kakashi X Aizawa in mha with kakashi being a catboy

Beru the Ant (Solo Leveling) And Aunt Beru (Star Wars)

ONE PUNCH MAN SAITAMA X GOJO

Gotham Thinks Batman Is a Asian Twink Named Sung Jinwoo

Star Wars Porn Industry

Sung Jinwoo Accidentally Steals the Star Wars Clone Army

SVSSS Omegaverse With Shen Jiu X Shen Yuan

JINWOO ’S CAFE AU

Toushirou (bleach) X Gojo (jjk)

Obi-wan X Sheev Palpatine With Time Travel

Sung Jinwoo (Solo Leveling) X CC-1010 Fox (Star Wars Clone Wars)

SHEN JIU (SVSSS) X ENDEAVOR (BNHA)

Musical Chairs Ghoul Style

SOlo Leveling but Jinwoo Is a Cat

The Jedi Order would LOVE Poison Ivy n SITH!OBI-WAN X JASTER MEREEL

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OROCHIMARU IN STAR WARS

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SUNG JINWOO’S ARRANGED MARRIAGE

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Shen Yuan xZhuzhi Lang

Jedi and Sith have encountered Rulers and Monarchs and both mistake them to be manifestation of the Force/Dark side of the Force

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#Sometimes I wish I had a SLIVER of Airplanes drive to write these stories TT^TT (via @voltron2020)

What a mood. Can someone please write this fic out for me?

#omg do airplane and cucumber know who their babies are#like does the system tell them?#like the system can’t create an oc so have the two souls we had from when you transmigrated lol#ofc the world airplane wrote would recycle it’s characters#does Binghe seeth with envy that lqg got a kid with his shizun#also the idea of yqy and mbj trying to be responsible dads to their maybe kid#meanwhile airplane is sweating wondering how to tell his sect leader that the baby ain’t his#while wondering if his baby is half demon#does mbj think they are now married tho#I feel like him assuming they are marrried would be in character (via @caranmerya)

Once Mobei Jun hears of the Cang Qiong Sect rumors of Yue Qingyuan being the father of Shang Qinghua's baby, he's ready to assert dominance! How dare this cultivation try to intrude on his marriage!

Except Yue Qingyuan did fight Tianlang Jun and won that fight and Mobei Jun's attempt at beating up Yue Qingyuan ended with the demon teleporting away, so... Mobei Jun decides that he shall graciously allow Yue Qingyuan to be the Second Husband. Plus, Yue Qingyuan is a decent and well intentioned parent - having more trust worthy adult figures in his son's life will help prevent a Linguang-Jun type of figure from sabotaging his son's life.

(Insert long backstory of Mobei Jun fighting his brothers for the Northern throne.)

Shang Qinghua has no fucking clue who could be the parent of his son! If fact... he's actually wondering if... it has anything to do with the protagonist. After all, in chapter XXXX, Luo Binghe and Wife XXX conceived a child via magical spirit cave with no active participation on Luo Binghe's part! The protagonist was kilometers away banging up another woman and this wife was looking for a way to get Luo Binghe's attention again!

Shang Qinghua really hopes that the father of his baby is not the very underage protagonist; Cucumber-bro would kill him.

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Nope, neither Shen Yuan nor Airplane are aware because babies are babies so no amount of "prodigal talent" (for Shen Jiu at least) can speed up muscle development! And when Shen Jiu can speak, he finds himself mysteriously unable to say any words alluding to his previous life (thanks system).

Shen Yuan does wonder how his son is so good at making up stories and asking "what if's". Like what if in his previous life, the kid was a cultivation peak lord. Such a good imagination - must be Airplane's fault!

As for Luo Binghe... well, he had an adoptive mother and he loved his adoptive mother far more than the biological parents that he had! So honestly, this situation just means that shizun's son is in need of a stepfather!

And at a young enough age, shizun's son won't remember his biological father...

(Insert Luo Binghe's 5 year plan on how he will get rid of and replace Liu Qingge.)

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Liu Qingge finally understands why his parents have constantly told him that "once you are a parent, the entire world will look different". He sees danger in every corner of the world! It must be because he's now very consciously aware of every danger and near-death situation his son might be in which is why he feels like this world is far more dangerous than before!

Because really, the world isn't any more dangerous than before; he's just more aware of it.

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Consider: in the caves instead of accidentally killing lqg sj and him cultivate a baby sy. Now sj is pestered by lqg because he will “take responsibility” and yqy is coming by to give him sad eyes even more frequently! Not sure if sj would keep baby sy or throw him at lqg like your fault your kid. Airplane in the background is Losing It TM

Okay, no it would be far far more hilarious if it was Shen Yuan and Liu Qingge in the caves and the baby is Shen Jiu - a baby Shen Jiu with all his memories and grudges still in tact.

And Shen Jiu is absolutely infuriated that Liu Qingge is his father now. He would rather be an orphan than acknowledge a body snatcher and a brute as his parents! Or so he complains in his head every time he's denied more tanghulu before dinner.

Insert scenes of Shen Jiu bullying Luo Binghe and Liu Qingge just going, "Ah, he inherited Shen Qingqiu's old personality..." (Yeah, Cang Qiong sees baby Shen Jiu's temperament as proof of Shen Yuan being the real Shen Qingqiu, just without his memories.)

-o-o-o-o-

But most importantly!!!! The caves gain a reputation of causing male cultivators to cultivate babies after Shang Qinghua ends up with an OG!Shang Qinghua baby!

(As for the other "parent"? It's thought to be Yue Qingyuan who was just passing by, but Shang Qinghua wonders if it's Mobei-Jun who had rudely interrupted Airplane's cultivation seclusion by teleporting into the caves.)

OG!Shang Qinghua, unlike Shen Jiu, is a real baby.

And so we get funny-awkward trio of Mobei Jun and Yue Qingyuan (unknowingly) battling each other for better "father" title of the year.

[Read more in #Liu Qingge thinks that he's the father of Shen Yuan's cultivation baby (aka Shen Jiu in baby form) au]

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Perfect! 😂😂😂

The next time that Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua go to cultivate in the caves... you know Luo Binghe and Mobei Jun will make sure to stop by in the caves just in case.

(They are very disappointed that no new babies form. But there's always next time.)

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Consider: in the caves instead of accidentally killing lqg sj and him cultivate a baby sy. Now sj is pestered by lqg because he will “take responsibility” and yqy is coming by to give him sad eyes even more frequently! Not sure if sj would keep baby sy or throw him at lqg like your fault your kid. Airplane in the background is Losing It TM

Okay, no it would be far far more hilarious if it was Shen Yuan and Liu Qingge in the caves and the baby is Shen Jiu - a baby Shen Jiu with all his memories and grudges still in tact.

And Shen Jiu is absolutely infuriated that Liu Qingge is his father now. He would rather be an orphan than acknowledge a body snatcher and a brute as his parents!Or so he complains in his head every time he’s denied more tanghulu before dinner.

Insert scenes of Shen Jiu bullying Luo Binghe and Liu Qingge just going, “Ah, he inherited Shen Qingqiu’s old personality…”(Yeah, Cang Qiong sees baby Shen Jiu’s temperament as proof of Shen Yuan being the real Shen Qingqiu, just without his memories.)

-o-o-o-o-

But most importantly!!!! The caves gain a reputation of causing male cultivators to cultivate babies after Shang Qinghua ends up with an OG!Shang Qinghua baby!

(As for the other “parent”? It’s thought to be Yue Qingyuan who was just passing by, but Shang Qinghua wonders if it’s Mobei-Jun who had rudely interrupted Airplane’s cultivation seclusion by teleporting into the caves.)

OG!Shang Qinghua, unlike Shen Jiu, is a real baby.

And so we get funny-awkward trio of Mobei Jun and Yue Qingyuan (unknowingly) battling each other for better “father” title of the year.

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