#Literally dying rn

[electricalcheese]

hey so has anyone done this

[amymbona]

L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-LIP F-F-F-F-F-FRECKLES

[soggymorels]

Good omens season three is a single 90 min episode?! 😭😭 that's not canceled, but I'm crying, screaming, and throwing up rn. Or maybe it's just 2 am and I need to sleep. I need to get a life this hurts more than a break up 💔

[luyo-mi]

*twst 2nd anniversary is coming on the 20th*

S C R E A M S !!!!!

S C R E A M S !!!!!

TWST *IS* TRYING TO KILL US LULU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHATTTTT

YOU MEAN WE CAN GET PAST LEONA CARDSSS THIS ISNT FAIRR????

IDK WHATS HAPPENING ANYMOREEE, THIS IS MY FIRST ANNIVERSARY HERE

I just checked the page and omgg what even is this Anniversary Magical Key thing, do i gotta pay for it 😭😭😭🫠 BC IM BROKEE

Im literally trying to read everything omg this is super confusing lmao

So we gotta pull to get Anniversary tokens and then we use them to get the SSR keys is what im reading

omg I dont think i can make it to Leonas kingly garb anymore🫠

[lia-is-a-slut]

Need someone to make up some lube ice cubes and shove em in my holes asap 🙏🙏🙏 x

[idiot-swanwich]

Top ten songs that I currently relate to:

Strawberry blonde by mitski

Pink in the night by mitski

Francis Forever by mitski

Once more to see you by mitski

Promise by laufey

From the start by laufey

Valentine by laufey

I want you by mitski

Goodbye my sweet Danish sweetheart by mitski

Last words of a shooting star by mitski

[lewmagoo]

it’s horny hours. pls send in some rhett filth if you dare 😈

[hellboys]

my mom brought this to me at the store and said “who is that?”. i would have had no idea if it weren’t for you. cheers.

ASDFGHJKL 💀💀💀

[philosophicallie]

am i a monster or am I starting my period

[the-great-horse-cocktail]

i just realized that my prom is on homestuck day 💀💀

[godnectar]

are you real

unfortunately

[unnecessaryyandere]

Don't hug me; crush me. Hold me until I can't breathe, and my bones ache, then still never let me go.

[vixensheart]

Ao3 is down and I despair

[locklylemybeloved]

YOU ARE AN EXPERT AT SORRY AND KEEPING LINES BLURRY NEVER IMPRESSED BY ME ACING YOUR TESTS ALL THE GIRLS THAT YOUVE RUN DRY HAVE TIRED LIFELESS EYES CAUSE YOU BURNED! THEM! OUT!

BUT I TOOK YOUR MATCHES BEFORE FIRE COULD CATCH ME SO DONT. LOOK. NOW.

im shining like fireworks OVER YOUR SAD EMPTY TOWN!!!!!!!!!

[dobaara]

going and getting a tattoo on my forehead that says "tummy and back ache survivor"

[neon-danger]

I need to hear your theories on Kill Ur Vibe being about Jack because when I hear it all I think about is Lisa 😂

First of all, anything’s gay if you’re delusional enough, so jot that down