#Lion King-themed birthday decorations

[bookmyballoons]

Unique Birthday Party Theme Decoration Ideas You Will Love

Planning a birthday party for your little one? Here are some unique birthday party theme decoration ideas you’ll love.

[babyhatesreality]

hi friend!! i love ur work so muuuuch, you have no idea!! i literally check everyday if you post something 😭 i think i'm obsessed with you atp 😭 but it's my birthday today! and i was wondering what baby or the daddies are like during baby's birthday and how they celebrate!! 🎂 it's probably so cute and chaotic and baby doesn't shut up about it for days or maybe daddies get too excited and go waaaay overboard with the planning and decors bc they want the best for baby 🥺 ilysm and i hope you know you truly make my day 🤍

Hi back Nonnie Friend!! Happiest of birthdays, my darling!! Thank you so much for your kind words, they helped me immensely today, they were such a gift. Okay, I'm breaking my own rule here and skipping up in the line as I wanted to get this out on your birthday to give you a gift right back! (To all my other asks, please know you are ALL literally WIPs right now!!) Happy Birthday, Nonnie!!! <3 <3 <3

The Birthday Baby

Pairing: Daddy!Stucky x little f!birthday baby

Warnings: DDLG (SSC), f! reader, reader's birthday, daddies going nuts (in the best way possible), super hyper excited baby, fluffity fluff fluff fluff.

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"I'm telling you, it's dinosaurs."

"Dinosaurs was LAST week. THIS week it's My Little Pony."

"Okay, yeah, I'll give you My Little Pony this week, but she likes the Disney princesses better than the Ponies."

"Anyone can do Disney princesses at any time, we need to go with what she likes right now. And I'm telling you, it's My Little Pony."

"That's just a phase."

"Well, so were the dinosaurs!"

"She plays with them in the tub constantly, she's always stomping around the place roaring..."

"Oh, is that what she's doing when she does that? I thought that was Lion King."

"Wait...it might be dragons then..."

"No, she wears the dragon wings and the mask when she's a dragon. So I guess you're right. Wait- none of the My Little Ponies roar, do they?"

Bucky flopped back down on their bed with a groan. He couldn't keep up any more. He and Steve had been at it for what felt like hours, trying to figure out the theme for your upcoming birthday party. The trouble was, you bounced so quickly from favorite thing to favorite thing, they couldn't figure out what would make you happiest. They had tried asking you. It had gone about as well as the conversation was currently going. No one was able to make up their minds about anything.

"Buck, it's gotta be perfect," Steve said, running his hands up and down his thighs nervously. It was the only thing keeping him from bolting off the edge of the bed where he was sitting and pacing around the room. "It's the first time she's spending her birthday with us- we need it to be special and exactly what she wants."

Bucky sat up, chewing on his bottom lip as he thought. "Okay, Stevie, maybe we're going at this the wrong way. This may be nuts, but go with me. What if...."

And then he laid out a weird but potentially brilliant solution. And they both breathed a sigh of relief. Then got to work.

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The day before your birthday arrived, and you were running around like crazy, so excited for your party the next day. Papa and Daddy would only tell you that you were going to like everything at the party- they wouldn't give you any more details than that. Which drove you batty in the best way. You were constantly running from room to room, looking for clues, asking them questions, and spinning in circles in pure excitement.

"All my friends gonna be there, right?" you asked Steve for the umpteenth time. He smiled patiently and nodded.

"Everyone's coming, sweetness."

"Even Nicky?"

"Yes, even Director Fury," Bucky jumped in. "And I wouldn't call him Nicky, baby."

"It's my BIRFDAY, Daddy, I get to make da rules!" you said impishly, giggling at the idea of calling the tall, cool guy 'Nicky'. Bucky gave you a devilish smile back before scooping you up and tickling you.

"Yeah, that's not how that works at all," he teased while you screamed with laughter. Finally, when you seemed to wear out slightly, he set you down with a gentle pat on the butt. "Now go play. Papa and I have work to do."

"For my birfday??"

"Can't tell you, it's a surprise," Papa grinned at you. You just squealed in delight, knowing that was code for 'yes', and tore out of the room, cheering.

Steve sighed happily. "Well, she's gonna sleep well tonight," he joked as he listened to you running down the hallway to the playroom. His phone pinged. He pulled it out, then gave a short cheer at the message. "Last thing just arrived," he said triumphantly. "Sam's hauling it to the rec room, and he's going to help us set up after she's gone to bed."

Bucky rubbed his hands together gleefully. "We did it, Stevie, we got it all. Nothing more to get, it's all here. We did it." They both paused in their cheering when they heard your footsteps come pitter-pattering down the hallway again. You peeked in to see if they were still in there, and then gleefully jumped into the room, holding out a piece of paper.

"Lookit, Papa, lookit Daddy!" you said, holding up your artwork. "Lookit what the new crayons that Aunt Shuri sent me do!! The purples are SPARKLY!!" you squealed with joy, shaking the hastily drawn flower picture at them. "They SPARKLE!! Purple sparklies are my new favorite EVER!! I'm gonna go draw more flowers!" you shrieked in one excited breath before hopping out of the room like a bunny.

Steve and Bucky just looked at each other in panic. Steve recovered first, going back to his phone. It only took two minutes, then he sighed in relief again.

"Okay," he said, a touch of weariness in his tone. "Purple sparklies on the way."

Bucky shook his head in wonder. "Wow," he said, hushed, looking at the phone in Steve's hand. "This internet thing...so great," he mused. "I still can't believe it."

"SO helpful, right??" Steve said, nodding vigorously along with his husband's wonder and appreciation of modern technology.

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The next day was one that you would remember forever.

You had excitedly but nervously held onto both your daddies' hands as they took you down to the big Avengers room where you all had your inside parties and holidays and stuff. They were watching you with big (and nervous) smiles on their faces as you entered the room, just the three of you. You stopped in awe at the sight that awaited you.

The room looked like it FAO Schwartz had exploded. There was a little bit of absolutely everything you loved, tucked into every nook and cranny of the room. There was a pin-the-tail-on-the-My-Little-Pony game, an inflatable dragon perfect for someone to bounce on, a dinosaur pinata, a coloring station, a lego station, a Disney princess dress-up costume rack- the list went on and on. Along with pops of colorful streamers and bunches of balloons with lights in them. It was a joyous cacophony of color and imagination. You walked around slowly and softly, your eyes wider than they'd ever seen them before, touching everything reverently as you took it all in. After a lap around the room and seeing a bit of everything that you loved, you turned to them.

"IT'S PERFECT!!!" you screamed joyously, before hurtling yourself into their arms.

The rest of the day was a brilliant blur.

Sam was the first one to arrive, and scooped you up in the biggest hug possible, whispering in your ear that you two would go flying the next time that he babysat and giving you a big kiss on the cheek. Bruce and Natasha arrived next, losing Wanda and Pietro instantly as you grabbed the other littles' hands and pulled them into your Wonderland. Natasha just laughed, seeing how entranced and excited you were.

"You two did it, you nailed it," she praised, playfully slugging Steve on the shoulder. "Although I will say you may have gone just the teensiest bit overboard," she said, an eyebrow arched playfully.

Bucky shrugged as Steve blushed. "I seem to recall a certain couple hiring and flying out Sokovian acrobats to put on a show for the twins' last birthday," Bucky tossed back playfully at her. Bruce chuckled low, putting his arm around his wife.

"He's got us there, love," he said, grinning at her.

Tony, Pepper, and Peter arrived soon after, causing all you littles to shriek with joy and pull Peter into the melee, which he joined happily.

"Wow," Pepper said simply, smiling and trying to contain her giggles at the craziness surrounding her. "You guys really outdid yourselves!" she said heartily. Tony looked around, then sidled right up to her.

"You DO realize that I am going to throw this in your face absolutely every time you accuse ME of going overboard for Pete," he said in his nonchalant tone, gesturing to the fantastical play land. Pepper just rolled her eyes and smiled.

The whole gang was quick to arrive after that. Nick, Maria, Rhodey, Thor and Jane, Darcy, Scott and Hope, Loki, Sylvie, and Prince Loki, Clint, Laura and all their kids, including Kate. Laura came and found you right away, giving you a huge hug- she always gave the best hugs ever.

"Happy Birthday, angel!" she said, squeezing you tight.

"Tank you, Aunt Laura!!" you said, giggling. You latched onto her hand, pulling her to the refreshment table. "Lookit, Papa and Daddy got me a COOKIE CAKE!!"

"Oh wow, that is so great! And so YOU!" she said, teasing and tickling you. You squealed in laughter before the gang called you back to play, and you took off running. Laura looked at the table. The paper dessert plates seemed to be a mix of Frozen, Phineas and Ferb, and purple sparkly ones. She tilted her head and looked up quizzically at Steve and Bucky.

"Internet," they both said, looking very proud of themselves.

"Ah," Laura said simply, nodding with a polite smile.

After a loud and raucous time, after the cookie cake was devoured and all the presents opened and all the games played, everyone went home. Steve and Bucky had gotten clearance to clean up the next day so they could spend this entire day focused on you. As they were getting you ready for bed, they got grateful texts from every caregiver in the Tower- all the littles were worn out from all the fun and had gone down easily.

You were the same- happy but exhausted from all the excitement and activity. "Best birfday ever," you murmured before your "I love you"s, a final squeeze to each of them, and falling asleep, tucked in between the two people who wanted to give you the world- and delivered today.

[jinanreona]

@trestole​ sent:

Perhaps the delivery could use some work, work that would most likely never be put in as she refuses to and instead opts for the next best thing which is throwing the box right to his head. It's not a big deal anyway since she knows he can catch it. Inside the golden box that had one pressed sunflower as decoration on the corner, was a custom set of chess which despite being thrown, it was not damaged in any way since it was very well protected inside.

A weird thing she saw at Sam's as all the chess pieces looked like animals instead of the regular stuff ( with the lion as the king ) which did look kinda interesting even for someone like that did not play chess at all. Well that should be a good distraction for him to have the whole day so that she will not wake up with him stealing the couch to sleep on again.

That's totally the reason, she doesn't even know what day is today at all ! //bday kitty may request a steak only today and she might deliver that too but who knows

She was right to assume he’d catch the box, giving her a confused look before looking it over curiously. He didn’t expect her to know it was his birthday today, much less to be receiving anything in celebration. He had no high hopes for what it could be though, already assuming she’d given him some sort of prank gift to get back at him.

Rather than finding rubbish though, he’s pleasantly surprised to see a new chess set, the intricate animal-themed pieces a cute detail that amuses him. Picking up the lion piece, he rotates it between his fingers before placing it back with a satisfied hum. “Not bad coming from you~,” he teases, a small smirk evident even under the brimmed hat as he gently places the lid back on the box. His gaze finally lifts to find hers, mischief evident in his eyes. “C’mon, let’s put it to use then. A game shouldn’t take more than an hour... or more~”

His smirk only grows at the look of disdain he receives in answer, unable to hold back a chuckle. “Calm down, I’m joking. I’d win right away anyway... Thanks for the gift, herbivore. You should grab a plate while you’re here. I’d hurry too. Or else the guys won’t leave you any scraps~” He’s kidding... mostly.

[kidspartyideas]

Simple and Easy Tips to Arrange Kid's Birthday Party

Arranging a kid's birthday party is stressful for parents, and this stress is enhanced multiple times when the kid starts understanding things and making decisions and desires. At this age, kids' first desire is to decorate the party venue on their own using their favourite cartoon characters like Lion King, Lion Guard, Baby Shark, Sofia The 1st, Littlest Pet Shop, Dora, etc. Families can contribute to this by using tips for organising an awesome birthday party.

SELECT THE THEME INITIALLY

It is always satisfying and easy to select the theme as decoration and event preparations become easier is after the theme has been chosen. Kids often want their favourite cartoon character-based themes like Lion King, Lion Guard, Baby Shark, Sofia the 1st, Littlest Pet Shop, Dora, etc. The good thing is that parents can streamline décor, tableware, food items, party decor items, party supplies, etc., when a theme is selected. They just have to contact a reputed wholesale vendor of party supplies and ask for the accessories and supplies required for the kids' birthdays.

KEEP IT AS SIMPLE AS POSSIBLE

People facing a shortage of funds can decide to keep the situation simple and sober. It is not necessary to fill every space with decor items or colours and decorations. This way, it will become easy for the family to decorate the event venue without breaking the bank. This will also have a huge impact on the event venue, and you can simply use items like garlands, streamers, theme-based table runners, hanging pom poms, etc., to decorate blank space and the entire venue.

PREFER RECYCLABLE PLATES, CUPS, AND CUTLERIES

You can contribute towards the environment while arranging a birthday party by selecting theme-based recyclable party supplies like plates, cups, and cutleries. The idea is straightforward that you choose the favourite theme of your kid like Lion King, Lion Guard, Baby Shark, Sofia The 1st, Littlest Pet Shop, etc. and get recyclable products delivered. An added benefit of using recyclable party supplies and accessories is that you will not have to take the stress of cleaning them, or there will be no risks of cutleries or food plates falling down and breaking.

PLAN AN ACTIVITY

Kids want to be active, and it is your responsibility to ensure that they have a particular activity all the time to keep them engaged. You can arrange activities to keep kids engaged based on themes like Lion King, Lion Guard, Baby Shark, Sofia The 1st, Littlest Pet Shop, Dora, etc. Experts recommend preparing at least more than one activity to keep kids busy until the main event begins.

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[birthdaypartyorganiser]

The Lion King Theme Decor | Lion King Birthday Party Decor | BirthdayStory.in

For a majestic "Lion King" themed birthday party, bring the African savanna to life with a blend of colors, patterns, and iconic elements from the beloved story.

Incorporate a color scheme inspired by the African landscape, such as shades of golden yellow, deep red, and earthy tones. Use tablecloths, banners, and balloons in these colors to set the scene.

Decorate the space with images of iconic Lion King characters like Simba, Mufasa, Timon, and Pumbaa. Utilize themed cutouts, posters, or wall decals featuring silhouettes of animals against a sunset backdrop.

Set the table with themed plates, cups, and napkins featuring Lion King characters or African safari motifs. Use plush lion toys or figurines as centerpieces or table decorations.

Create a "Pride Rock" photo booth area with a backdrop resembling the iconic rock and provide props like lion ears, mane headbands, or masks for guests to take memorable photos.

Consider incorporating elements of the African safari, such as faux palm trees, jungle foliage, or grass-like table skirts, to add depth to the decor.

For the dessert table, feature a "Hakuna Matata" cake, cupcakes adorned with edible lion faces or paw prints, and cookies shaped like Lion King characters.

Set the mood with African-inspired music or soundtracks from the movie playing softly in the background, and consider hosting fun activities like a "Circle of Life" dance or a scavenger hunt based on the movie's characters.

Encourage guests to dress up as their favorite Lion King characters to fully immerse themselves in the magical world of Pride Rock!

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[pimpyourworld]

Lion King Goodie Bags

Decorate your birthday candy and treat bags with our Lion King favor bags fronts and covers! You will get 6 different sheets with all family members like Simba, Nala, Timon and Pumbaa, Scar, Mufasa, and others.

Make perfect themed party favor bags and bring favorite characters to your kids' special day. Your kids and guests will love it!

Lion King Favor Bags details: 

These are party favor and teat bag covers and fronts for candy and gifts, ready to be applied to standard favor bags from the Office supply store. All files are ready-made for printing and cutting at home. You will get pdf file(s) formatted for printing on the American Letter Paper format for a comfortable printing home.

Size (inches): 5.5x8.5 Standard party favors bags

Quantity: 6 Fronts

Quality: High Print 300dpi

Digital File: PDF

For more Lion King party favors bags, party favors, and party decorations, check our Lion King Birthday Party Supplies. If you are looking for different party ideas for favor design, you can request a custom order.

Printing options:

In the house with a color printer.

Office supply stores.

Online printing shops.

A local professional printing shop.

Print it at home, in stores like Walgreens, Walmart, Kmart, Staples, etc.

What you need to DIY & print at home

A most recent version of Adobe Reader. If you don't, it's free, and you can download it here: https://get.adobe.com/reader/.

Good quality color printer

8.5x11 bright white cardstock

Scissors for cutting

Hot Glue Gun

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The more you praise & celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

If you're planning a kid's birthday party, there are a few things you'll need to think about. First, make sure to pick an event date that works with everyone's schedules. Second, decide on a theme or idea for the party. Third, choose the decorations and entertainment. And finally, prepare the meals, beverages & most important the birthday cake.

Looking for a delicious way to celebrate your child's birthday? Look no further than the lion king cake!  This cake is filled with flavour and is sure to be a hit at your party.

The Lion king is one of the most beloved and critically acclaimed movies of all time. It tells the story of Simba, a young lion who must overcome obstacles in order to become king of the jungle. The movie is full of action and adventure, and it is sure to captivate audiences of all ages. If you have never seen The Lion king, now is the time to celebrate your child’s birthday with the lion king cake.

A birthday is very special for everyone, and when it comes to children, there is no end to their fantasies.  Every parent wants that every wish of their child is fulfilled. A theme cake will be the best gift in the world for your child. And seeing the happiness of the child, the parents will also be very happy.

One Of The Best Flavours To Enhance the Taste Of Cake

Cakes are a popular choice for birthday parties, brunch, and other special occasions. There are many different flavours of cakes to choose from, so it is necessary to know which ones are best for your event. Some popular cake flavours include chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, and Lemon. Each flavour has its own unique appeal, so it's important to choose the right one foryour birthday party. 

The French Cake Company delivers different themed cakes like the Lion King Cake, cupcakes and cookies. We specialise in decorated cakes of all flavours, shapes, and sizes. We’ve been in the business for over 10 years and can create great-tasting, beautiful desserts for any event. Call us today at +32 2 387 23 27 to find out how we can help you plan a memorable birthday party. You can also Contact Us by email to learn more about our offerings.

[winslowat3am]

Good afternoon fellow traveler 👋🏻I hope you enjoy your birthday/vacation :D I miss the personal posts and I like it more than the other stuff you post so glad you’re being more personal again! Is it worth going to Disneyland Paris? I’ve never been to a park but I’ve read alot about Disneyland and the theme parks’ best parts and been saving up for my birthday this december. Let me know which other ones you recommend and if you really think is worth the hype.

Thank you! :)

Let me just say that first of all I'm not gay, but I'm gay for Buzz Lightdaddy, he's so big & strong, look at the miraculous crotch shot (lmfao, I'm hyped off candy so this response will probably be a mess, I'm sorry). Ugh, fuck. ❤️

I can't believe you've never been to a park, you have to go! No matter which you choose. ☺️ Every park has its pros & cons, I personally like some things better about Disney Paris like HyperSpace Mountain & Big Thunder Mountain, but I think Cali is the best park, overall. I'll actually be going to Disney Florida again with my wife in December for our one year anniversary, if you go there you might run into us! 🙈 We have a few places to go before then, though.

You can't really get bad food at a Disney park, either. I'm greedy asf, so I would know. I ate this all to myself & I still have guilt, completely violated my cheat day. You ever had food so tasty you had to get a picture of it just to remember the deliciosity? 😂 I genuinely adore people who take time to add hella toppings on pizzas. They're a different breed. If you go to the Paris location you have to try Colonel Hathi's Pizza Outpost! Also, you need to go on the Ratatouille ride, it's so cute! One of my faves.

The parade(s) were lit, the green army dudes (do they have a name?) & the cowboys & cowgirls were jamming out. Big dick Buzz, Woody & Jesse came into view & I lost it, lmao. Some of my favorite childhood chars came through (Lion King, Toy Story was everywhere tbh, lol, Mickey, I damn near cried when Mickey appeared 😩, also Winnie the Pooh, my sweet sweet Winnie 🥹). I think Paris are one of the best when it comes to interacting with the crowd & letting people get pictures with them. They genuinely seem happy to be there. *Also I am a huge fan of the seasonal decorations & landscaping*

I recommend going during the day & night, like we did. You get to see all the sexyness of the decorations at night!

There's so much to see, I can't post everything. Just try & see as much as you can if you decide to visit this park. (Make sure to try the Jedi Burger & visit the parks' other restaurants!) We also stayed in a hotel not too far away & got to visit the Eiffel tower & a few other places, try to get a hotel that isn't too far from tourist attractions. Make sure to buy some souvenirs, too, that was one of my favorite things. ☺️

[m-jelly]

Erwin, Mike and Hange.

Started: 13/08/22 Last updated: 8/10/2024

All together

Steampunk romance adventure cards, Levi, Hange, Mike and Erwin

Beach date with Levi, Mike, Hange and Erwin.

Dirty talking

When they're jealous

Tall love - Erwin x Reader x Mike

Loving light for two - Levi x reader x Erwin

Double dessert Erwin x reader x Mike

Morning kisses Levi x reader x Erwin

With a shy girlfriend

AOT headcanons

Reader x vets HCs

Erwin

Beach date with Erwin

Historical trip with Erwin

The cat and the wolf 18+

Vampire Erwin

Happy Birthday Erwin 18+

Opinions

A fun morning suggestive themes

Even more fun morning 18+

Baby's bath time

Baby's first snow

Naughty kitten 18+

Return to me

Real Love

Mr Smith

Extra special guest

Little angel

Erwin care

Your leather gloves mini series

Letter from Erwin

Erwin HCs

Favourite teacher

Erwin loving 18+

My assistant

My worries

A family again

Stolen kisses at the cafe

Lion tamer

Wrath of the King

Photographs 18+

Mike

Mike headcanons

Beach date with Mike - smut.

Papa bear

Summer crafting

Protection and confessions

I want more

What a sweet maid

We need a lock

Forever you

Pretty little bow - smut

Hoodie - smut

Sundress

First kiss

Lips and fingers

Cream filling 18+

Your happiness

Smart girl

Stretch marks

Hange

Beach date with Hange

Connecting hearts

Happy birthday, my delicious skittle NSFW

Pretty decoration

New life

Silly mummy

Buzzing 18+

What I want

Loving treat - Levi x Reader x Hange 18+

Budget battle

Home early 18+

Wedding night 18+

Doubt

Study buddies in love

Love in all shapes and sizes

It was only a kiss - 18+

A loyal knight - 18+

Egg-cellent -18+

[finelinevogue]

love me, please?

Description - harry forgets your birthday

A/N - oh hello! hope this is alright? this was supposed to be a really short concept and then i ended up writing an entire novel soooo yeah!

warnings: self deprecation, angst, death mention, smut

[masterlist]

Birthdays had never been a huge celebration for you.

Once you were past the point in which you could have playgroup parties with babies that you couldn't even communicate with, that was it. Unfortunately you never broke out of your shell at school, or even pre-school, always being the quiet kid who sat back and watched the world pass. No friends, so no birthday parties.

Sure you invited people to your party, but it was the showing up that people never quite managed to execute. Your favourite thing had always been writing the invitations anyways.

"Y/N, petal, you've got glue all over the kitchen table!" Your mum laughed at you. You were making birthday invitations for your 5th birthday party. It was going to be Disney themed and you were so excited when you saw Jungle Book and Lion King themed stickers in the supermarket one weekend. Your mum had bought them just to keep the happy smile on your face, explaining you could use them to decorate your invitations.

Your mum had written the key information for you, all you had to do was sign your name and the persons you were inviting, with the added bonus of going crazy with glitter and gel to decorate them nicely - not neatly.

"It's sticky mummy!" You giggled as you stuck and unstuck your hands to the table, laughing at the sound it was making.

You were on your last card, having completed 20 previously for all of your new classmates. There was now pink glitter all over the table, glued to your hands and even in your hair. A bath tonight was surely on the cards. The most important thing was that you were happy. Your mum didn't care that her kitchen table was a bomb sight, she was just happy to see a smile on your precious little face.

"Oh you are definitely your daddy's daughter!" Your mum laughed, you not really understanding what she meant but laughed along anyways.

The invitations were one of your proudest achievements - even still to this day. Even the envelopes had been decorated in pretty colours and cool stickers. All your classmates were sure to love them and now had something to look forwards to. Little 5 year old you couldn't have been more wrong.

"Mummy? Why is no one here yet?" You asked her, as you walked into the kitchen where everything had been set up for you.

Your kitchen table was glue-free, but not cake-free. The table had a plastic Disney cover over the top of it which then was the foundation for cakes, sausage rolls, quiches, jammie dodgers and pizza. The kitchen smelt marvellous and your dad was already sitting at the kitchen table eating a pork pie. Your birthday cake was a Disney castle and it looked fantastic - one that you couldn't wait to show your classmates.

The invitation had stated to be over at your house for 5pm, so at 5:45pm your small brain didn't understand why no one had showed up yet. Did you tell them the wrong day? Wrong time? Wrong address?

Your mum turned around from where she was washing some dishes, drying her hands before crouching down on the floor in front of you.

"Honey baby. I don't think they're coming, sweetheart." Your mum spoke softly, pushing strands of hair behind your ear. She watched your eyes widen and your lips pout with a slight tremor. A mother should never have to tell their child that no one RSPV'd to your invitations, and she never wanted you to find out.

"Oh. Maybe they're just late?" You asked with hope in your voice and eyes. Your mum was so proud of you.

"Yes, baby. They're just late." And she didn't regret lying to you as your smile widened once again with happiness.

Your classmates never turned up.

Your 5th birthday ended up with you, your mum and your dad eating until bellies full on the sofa watching a marathon of Disney movies. The cake was cut and happy birthday was sung at the top of your parents voices. Tears were shed from you, saddened that your classmates couldn't make your special day. Your mum made up something nice, which you can't remember now, about why they never showed and you would never be more thankful for her.

The next week at school you'd taken in a slice of birthday cake for everyone, even offering one to your teacher. Maybe the cake would help you to get friends and encourage them to your next birthday party, you thought. It didn't and it didn't get you invited to theirs either.

So throughout school you shut yourself out from the world, convinced it would hurt you even more than it already had. No friends meant no hurt, at least you believed. 18 years of no parties, no presents and no singing of happy birthday from anyone but your beloved parents. University was slightly better, but it was still not perfect.

Perfect didn't come until Harry.

God was he just perfect. How you ever managed to get him to take a second glance at you was an impossible question with an impossible answer.

Harry had saved you from a period in your life where pain was the overbearing emotion in your life. Your parents had been in a car accident, completely paralysing your mum's body and her mind. Your dad hadn't made it. The only man you love and he had left you. Your mum was barely responsive anymore. You had turned to dangerous and self-destructive habits, not understanding why the world had always been so cruel to you.

A friend, one of your flatmates from university, had recommended a therapy group that was free and genuinely effective.

It was the best thing you ever did for yourself.

Being with a group of people that you could relate to made you feel less alone and more acceptive of your feelings. Stories differed depending on the person and the week, but yet you all shared common emotions and thoughts which is why you felt so connected to these strangers. It's why you felt so connected to Harry.

He was sat next to you one Tuesday morning, completely silent. You weren't oblivious to the outside world, however hard you tried to stay out of it, so you knew who Harry Styles was and the story that came with him. But you didn't, at least not the story that you thought was true.

Harry was suffering his own pain, through the loss of loved ones and destructive habits - just like you - and so it made it easy for you to confide in him. Introducing yourself to him was the hardest part, especially because of how quiet and solitary he was during your sessions. With a second glance at you, though, he knew you were someone special.

It was your smile. Always had been.

Endless coffee dates and movie nights in, catching up on all the Disney movie marathons you never did before, made you fall for him. You really, really, liked him and it turned out he really, really, liked you too.

A few months later and it was official. You were officially Harry Styles girlfriend. And you still are.

•••••

"Baby?"

You were woken up to a slight shake on your body by the most warming hands. You opened your eyes softly, adjusting to the light ever so slowly. The room was filled with sunlight from behind the see-through, cotton, curtains of your apartment. It was a beautiful morning. Actually, it was a beautiful birthday morning.

Your perfect boyfriend sat next to where you lay on your bed, topless for you to see his beautiful golden chest. He smiled down upon you and you felt at home instantly.

"Hmm." You hummed to acknowledge you were alive and responsive.

"I'm going now, ok?" Harry spoke quietly still, not wanting to be too loud upon awakening you. You would've thought it to be quite considerate, until you realised that Harry was leaving you and on your birthday.

Today was your birthday and your first one with Harry. You thought that the day would've been magical and full of laughter and love, but now it was going to be just like any other birthday. This time you weren't going to have your mum or dad around to help you make it through the day with a smile on your face. This time you'd be doing it alone.

"What?" You pouted, thinking that maybe it was a trick or a joke. Surely he couldn't have forgotten?

Harry knew of all your horrible past - including the awful memory of your 5th birthday. You always hoped that Harry would make you love your special day again, but it seemed like he universe had other plans. Those plans including making you sad and lonely.

"You're too cute! I'll see you later." He kissed you on your button nose and got up from the bed. He clearly didn't realise what day it was or how important it was.

You don't blame him that he couldn't remember. Compared to the amount of stuff going on in his life right now this was deeply insignificant. A new tour, a new album and a new line of clothes? You and your birthday were the last thing that was going to be on your mind.

It took all of 5 minutes for Harry to be gone.

He didn't live permanently in your apartment. You didn't in his either. It was still the early doors of your relationship, only 5 months and 3 weeks to be specific actually, so living together was still a long way off. You didn't mind the thought of living with him, but you were too scared to bring it up to Harry just in case you chased him off. Hell, you hadn't even told him you loved him yet.

God, did you love him though.

Anytime you were sad he would buy you your favourite flowers; white carnations. Anytime you were hungry he would be there with your favourite Thai takeaway. Anytime you were scared he'd be there to hold your hand in the dark. Anytime you needed him he was there, phone or physically it depended but he was always there.

Except from today. The day you needed him most. That wouldn't stop you loving him with every beat of your heart.

This was your first birthday without your parents and it was proving difficult. You hadn't even gotten out of bed and you'd already created a little swimming pool of salty tears. It was already too much. It was like a rerun of your 5th birthday, but you actually were more aware of what was going on around yourself now. You didn't have any friends to be angry at, mainly because you didn't have any. Your family was long gone. Your Harry, well he was needed elsewhere presumably.

A check to your phone on the bedside table made everything so much worse. No birthday messages at all - not even from Snapchat because you hadn't set your birthday to the right date. Your phone was free of any notifications. Your heart free of love.

You let your tears drip until your eyes became too sore to cry anymore. You cried for yourself, but you cried more so for your parents. Your mum couldn't even message you if she wanted to and if you went to see her she wouldn't be able to look at you, let alone wish you happy birthday. You only wished your dad maybe was looking down upon you, proud of how strong you were. You definitely didn't feel strong, but anyone else would think otherwise.

Looking around your room you noticed Harry had left a t-shirt for you - the same one he had slept in last night. You unfolded it and raised it to your nose to inhale his precious scent. It was warm and musky, just as you hoped it would be. You slipped off your vest top you'd worn to bed, adding on a bra in between, and chucking on Harrys top. Being drowned in his comfort was relaxing.

You slipped on a pair of denim blue mom jeans and found a jumper to add on too. You weren't really planning anything special for your special day. You were just going to give yourself time to think, breathe and grow. Self healing was something you were still working on, seeing as you didn't attend group therapy anymore. They had told you that you should be proud of how far you'd come and that, should you want to, they would feel comfortable if you didn't want to come anymore. Now, you journaled and used that as an outlet for any sadness or anger. You no longer wanted to be the person you were before therapy.

So yeah, you hoped your dad - mum even - was proud of you.

•••••

Cake was your best friend.

You weren't entirely sure what made a best friend any different from a friend, but then again you had never had the pleasure of having either. Either way, you just knew that a best friend had to feel how you did towards cake - or Harry.

After watching a few episodes of Teen Wolf you decided to go to the shops and buy yourself a birthday cake. You were lucky the supermarket had options. Red velvet, vanilla, chocolate, chocolate-orange. It was heaven. The one screamed out to you the most though was a small, almost muffin-sized cake, with glitter pink frosting on the top. It reminded you of those invitations all those years ago.

Sat in your tiny kitchen you put a candle in your cake and turned off the lights in the kitchen. The flame lit up the room and made your face warm as you leant close, taking a deep breathe.

"Happy birthday to me..." You began to sing strong, letting yourself pretend that an encore of people were singing with you. There wasn't though. It was just you. Although the singing started off well, towards the end your voice was breaking and too cracked to even get the words. You blew out the candle before even making wish, understanding that they never came true now.

The lights were turned back on and you tucked the cake into a little box for later, placing the burnt out candle next to it. You were looking forward to having it with a cup of tea.

Tears must be a necessity for your birthday, because you were sure you haven't gone a year without them. Especially this year. Everything was so much heavier and worse this year. You'd lost so much, yet also gained someone so special. Thinking about Harry made you miss him incredibly so, making you pull out your phone to text him to see if he was okay.

To Harry: hope you're having a good day xx

At least you hoped he was having a better day than you were. Harry's schedule had been so busy recently and yet he was always still making time for you, so you completely understood that this one time he couldn't budge stuff - even if it was your day. You would never want to feel like a burden to Harry or make him feel pressured into staying with you when there's more important matters at hand.

From Harry: Boring meetings :(

From Harry: I might not be able to come around tonight, too :(

As if your day couldn't get worse, it just did.

You and Harry didn't have a schedule for staying over at each other's houses, but you had secretly wished upon your favourite star that he would be able to be with you tonight. It was okay though. Maybe he could be with your tomorrow? At least you'd got to see him on your birthday, kind of. Technically you'd had early birthday sex last night too.

To Harry: that's alright H, as long as you're okay and safe xx

From Harry: Of course, baby :) xx

You so badly wanted to type back the three words you have been holding back to say, but you refrained yourself. He might not want to say it back yet. He might not want to say it at all.

It was understandable if he didn't want to. He had never told a past girlfriend he loved them before - he had told you himself. The media portrayed him as always being "in love" but he never had been. He wasn't sure what love actually felt like. To you, though, love felt like him. Everything he embodied was love. So badly did you want to scream that to him, but you weren't ready to become another ex-girlfriend of Harry Styles.

Wiping the tears from your swollen eyes you put your phone on the side and bit your lip to stop the next batch of tears from coming.

It was endless.

You missed your parents so much. Your mum was still alive, but she definitely wasn't here anymore. She couldn't feed herself and she can't talk. What kind of a life is that worth living? You only hoped that your dad had found peace.

Thinking of your dad gave you an idea you should've thought of the moment you got out of bed. A visitation with him.

•••••

The rain had never been so comforting.

Normally you hated how it smelt on the damp ground and how it woke you up in the middle of the night, but right now, as it battered down against you, you'd never felt more alive. It had woken you up and given you a few smiles along the way.

You'd put on your black anorak and new Doc Martins to match, before heading outside into the showers. You ran across pedestrian crossings on green lights and jumped into every puddle you came across, no matter how small or big. You were giving yourself a happy memory to remember this day by. A gift from you to you - your only gift.

The rain had completely soaked your clothes and even your hair - which had been covered by your hood the entire time. It was quite humid outside, for the moment, so the cold and damp of the rain hadn't hit you yet.

You'd stopped off at a coffee shop along the way - the one by the river front with the lightbulb bunting decorating the outside courtyard. You bought yourself a steaming hot black coffee with fresh whipped cream and a spoonful of chocolate syrup, enjoying the peaceful view as you drank your perfect cuppa. It was so creamy and warm that it brought a bit of pink back to your cold cheeks.

It was just after 3 that you reached the cemetery. No one else but you was present.

The feelings of joy and happiness had gone. It wasn't that you weren't happy, but more that you felt you couldn't be happy in a place of such sadness and loss.

Rows upon rows of grave headstones lined the cemetery, some of which were now swamped in puddles of water. The grass squelched beneath your feet as you walked the length of the cemetery to find your dad. His headstone was a lot newer than the surrounding ones and always had fresh flowers laid on it - something that you would forever be doing.

Once you'd reached it you had to re-read the writing several times for you to believe that this was even real. It was so hard to accept that he was gone. The denial was so strong, even now after a year.

You dropped to your knees, muddying them with the wet grass, letting out the sobs as you did so.

"D-ad." Your voice, or your heart, had never been so broken. "Co-come back? I-I still n-eed you." You weren't strong enough for this. The tears were impossible to even feel with the added rain, but the way your eyes hurt and stung you knew they were there.

You looked up at the sky as if to believe your dad might just drop from it. You weren't sure where you stood on the idea of heaven, but you were liked the idea that your dad had been taken somewhere safe and that he could be watching over you. Your beliefs in God were completely skewed too. How could there be someone watching over everyone's lives? And if there was then how come they didn't save your mum and dad? No creator would let that happen.

Every part of your body ached.

A birthday should be spent surrounded by people who you love and who love you. It should involve cheers as you cut your cake and loud singing before you do. Presents are mandatory, even if you pretend you don't want anything. Lots and lots of food and drink, not forgetting the pizza ever. It should involve bug balloons and even bigger celebrations, as you take endless photos to remember an evening especially dedicated to you. Party hats and crackers were not optional. Birthday sex was fun too, as long as it's controlled and safe. Hugs and kisses were just a lovely and sweet, especially via the people who mean most to your heart.

A birthday shouldn't be spent alone, in the rain, at your dad's grave though.

Life had never been easy for you, but you thought that maybe, after meeting Harry, it would turn around for you. That maybe, birthdays wouldn't be such a thing to forget. Instead, you wanted to slip out of today and disappear.

"I-I really r-really miss you d-dad." You choked over your cries, holding your mouth off your hand as if to soften your sobs. "I-i'm trying t-to be strong b-ut, shit," you had to stop to calm yourself down, your chest almost bursting outwards, "but, I-I can't do this wi-without you."

"Please c-come back t-to me. Please dad." You shuffled yourself onto the actual tomb of the grave, where it was marbled stone, and curled yourself into the tightest ball on your side. You wanted to feel as close to your dad as possible and you felt this was the only way how.

All those memories of him were starting to fade and you felt guilty that one day you weren't going to be able to remember his face, or his voice, without looking at a photo, or a video of him. "I-i'm s-so s-orry." You kept repeating, through your choked cries. Your heart hurt and was definitely broken. If you were filled with love before, then you were filled with sorrow now.

The cold of the marble grounded you. The rain smashing down over your body attempted to keep you awake and wash away your tears, but not for long. Your eyes became too sore to keep open and your body became too cold, shivering actually, to have the energy to keep you awake that your body decided to shut you down.

•••••

Warmth enveloped you entirely.

Your eyelids struggled to open, but once they were free you were confused as to where you were. Your head hurt quite a bit, probably from all the crying, and your eyes stung so bad, again probably from all the crying, but at least you were warm and in...Harry's bed?

It was only then that you noticed that you were genuinely in Harrys bed. His comfortable duvet engulfed you completely, making you look like a caterpillar in a cocoon. The weather outside was still raining. Speaking of, your clothes were changed into a different t-shirt of Harry's and a pair of his boxers. You felt so safe and warm - completely different to how you had been feeling before. There was still the question of how you got here and where Harry was though?

You pushed back the covers and allowed yourself to stretch, breathing in the soft, dewy, air. The window was open and you could feel the humidity from the outside creeping in. Checking your phone, sans notifications, you checked the time to see it was now 7pm and still your birthday. Padding across the carpet you made it into the en suite bathroom, getting a glimpse at yourself for the first time in ages. You would be fine if someone called you horrendous right now, because you seriously did. The bags under your eyes were black and your skin had lost its' natural glow, plus your hair was taking inspiration from Albert Einstein.

Peeling off Harrys clothes you realised how cold you were and how ready you were to have a nice warm shower. Ease the muscles back to life and give a bit of warmth back to your cheeks.

Harry's shower was big enough to fit five people in, it was huge. It had two shower heads that hung from the ceiling, each individually controlled. The floor was tiled black and the walls and ceiling painted a dark grey. You often said it reminded you of being in a cave. You walked into the shower, turning on the one further away from the door entrance, standing back for a minute to let it warm up to how you liked it.

Once it was rushing hot you stepped underneath and let out a relieved sigh. You instantly felt your muscles melt to the touch and let the warmth encapsulate you. You tilted your head back underneath the shower head and let the water cascade over you. It was like being back in the fun rain, but this time it was comfortingly warm.

You picked up Harry's shampoo and ran it through your hair, washing away any bad feelings in the process. The shampoo smelt like coconut and pineapple - it smelt like Harry. Tilting your head back, again, you allowed the shampoo to wash out by itself before tangling your own fingers through it to complete rid it of soap suds. This moment was so peaceful and so calming, you never wanted it to end. Visiting your dad, whilst you thought might've been a good idea, really had not been.

But you just missed him.

Missing Harry began to cross your mind, too, until it didn't have to anymore.

The feeling of a hand resting on your hip and bringing its' way around to your stomach - so slowly - made your breath hitch in your throat. You moved your head back to its' normal place and closed your eyes at the feeling. Another hand placed itself on your ribs and wrapped itself around your torso, higher than the other. You were being hugged, and tightly. You hummed delightfully at the feeling and tilted your head back to rest against the body of your favourite person.

You knew it was him. His touch. His smell. His breathe. His little curls touching the back of your head as he leant over. You knew it was your Harry. No one ever brought you as much comfort as he did.

Slowly, you turned around in his hold and opened your eyes to see his dreamy ones looking right back at you. You noticed a slight sadness in his eyes and felt suddenly powerless that you hadn't been there for whatever pain he was experiencing. You brought your hand up to caress his cheek and stroke over your favourite freckle, next to his mouth, before leaning up to press your lips against his. If the shower couldn't wash away his sadness, then hopefully your love for him could.

Your mouth melted onto his perfectly. He tasted divine. Sweet, and yet lustful. The kiss was wet and imperfect, just how you both liked it.

"N-no no no. Stop, baby. This isn't fair on you, stop." Harry broke away from the kiss, but keeping your cheeks held strongly between his hands that he'd removed from your body.

"But I can see you're sad." You pouted, locking your eyes to his to make sure you didn't lose him.

"Y/N baby stop. No. I'm sad because i'm disappointed in myself," you gave him a questioning look, "for forgetting your birthday."

"Oh." You tore your eyes away from him, feeling silly that he might've been upset over something so huge and deal-breaking - but it was just your birthday. "Yeah, you did." You nodded your head, looking anywhere but at his eyes, because you would surely break if you did see them. You didn't want Harry to blame himself like this.

"I'm sorry Y/N. I'm so sorry." He whispered, kissing your head a few times. You let out a few tears at first, before they turned into dramatic sobs. You weren't crying because you were sad, but more that you were relieved that Harry had remembered now and was holding you close to him.

The fact he was here was enough.

"It's oka—"

"No it's not okay baby. It's not. I've been waiting for this for so long, planning so many ideas to make sure that you'd have the best birthday in the existence of birthdays. Now i've ruined that and i've ruined it for you. You deserve nothing less than your weight in gold, my love, and i'm sorry I couldn't deliver that." Harry cut you off. Your heart warmed to the idea that he had been working on ideas for you for some time and that he was comparing you to priceless items. "What can I do to make it up to you? Anything at all."

It didn't take much thinking to decide what you wanted. Him. All of him, completely.

"Love me, please?" You asked, looking up at him timidly to see whether or not he felt the same. It was obvious the moment his eyes shone like diamonds and his frown turned into a simple smile that he was more than happy to love you.

"Baby, I swear i'll love you for the rest of my life." He whispered to you so closely, before smashing his lips right back on top of yours.

The way his lips were moving against yours, you knew this would be a night you would both remember forever. Harry was adamant to show you just how much you meant to him, the same way you wanted to show him. Tonight you would give each other your hearts and cherish them whenever, wherever and forever.

You whimpered into the kiss, especially when Harry pulled back to take a breathe.

"Okay, okay ssh. Calm down and let me make you feel good now, yeah?" Harry cooed. Clearly you were desperate and Harry was so excited to give you absolutely anything you desired.

Your simple touch was enough to have Harry crumbling at the knees. Just the thought of having his cock into your mouth, or cunt, was embarrassingly enough to make you cum on the spot. You felt Harry's cock becoming painfully hard against your stomach, as you pressed against him. Just thinking about the endless scenarios of how tonight could go was enough to make you forget that, up until now, today had been awful.

Your kissing was absolutely filthy and you would never have guessed such a pure looking angel, as Harry, could be such a devil.

You nodded your head in confirmation to Harry's previous remark, trying to get your lips anywhere you could - marking your territory as you did so.

"No, no, angel. I need to hear you say it." Harry ordered you. Harry was a man strict about consent and was never going to force you to do anything you didn't want to do, especially at the cost of him losing you. No, Harry was planning on holding on to you forever if you'd let him.

"Harry p-please just do anything, please." You begged, tugging at the scruff of hair on the back of his neck. You liked it hard, obviously, and hard is what Harry was going to give you.

"Okay, baby. I'm going you take care of you now." Harry whispered one final time before wrapping your legs around his waist and holding you tight against my body. Harry carried you out of the shower, still dripping wet, and over to the bed - dropping you down where he knew you was safe. One too many times has Harry accidentally left you to roll on to the floor, but tonight he would never forgive himself if he did so.

You were panting ridiculously hard and Harry couldn't begin to imagine what you'd be like afterwards.

You were dying to have Harry's face between your thighs, so that's exactly what he did.

"You, my angel, are breathtaking." Harry complimented softly, unsure whether you'd be able to hear him over your heavy breathing. However, by the way you blushed a soft pink and turned your eyes away from him, you definitely did. Harry laughed at how someone could look so innocent when they're about to get absolutely ruined.

"H baby, just fuck me already." You whined, and it was weird to hear such vulgar words even slip out of your mouth. It didn't feel right. Normally you were so quiet and shy, but something about the atmosphere tonight had turned you on so much more than normal. You guess you could say your wild side was coming out - not that Harry minded in the slightest.

"I will baby, I promise. Just want to have a taste first." Harry told you, moving towards your thighs. From there he would already see your cunt was completely ruined and the smell of your sweetened arousal was just overwhelming.

You were going to be the death of him.

"Please H." Harry had told you that only you could be the one to call him H. It was reserved for your mouth only. It felt right hearing it come from you.

Harry kissed your inner thighs and left a mark or two, too. Your breathing became more laboured as Harry slowly reached your centre. He watched your chest rise and fall rapidly, showing you were boosted with envious amounts of adrenaline. Harry kissed once over your precious little mound and it was already enough for you to whimper under his touch. You were not at all prepared for what was to come.

Harry kept kissing her slowly, taking his time to really appreciate this moment. However by the frustrated look on her cute face, she was not liking it as much because he wasn't kissing her in the right places. Without any warning, Harry grabbed your hips and pulled you closer towards his mouth.

"Fuck baby, you're all so pretty for me." Harry ran his hands up your smooth thighs, gaining distance towards your soaked core. You moaned when you saw that cross on his hand, finding something so miniature so dirty. You were practically dripping for Harry now. "All this for me, lovie?" Harry asked, just to hear you say yes and boost his ego.

"Y-you know it is H." You whined, bucking your hips up sightly as if you were the one in charge here. No. You would be getting what you deserve and when you deserve it. Although, saying that, you knew that Harry would give you absolutely anything if you asked for it.

Harry pulled you as close to him as possible. You were laying, now, on the edge of the bed and Harry was kneeling on the floor at the perfect height to give you what you wanted.

"Mhm, thought so." He smirked, but before you could even respond to his egotistical comment Harry licked a long stripe up you folds. Jesus.

You sighed so dreamily, caught up in your own bliss. Harry watched as your eyes rolled to the back of your head and you grabbed to the sheets beside you for stability.

"God." You sighed, bucking your hips up after just one touch of his tongue. Harry gave you what you wanted though, pressing his mouth back to your heat. He started to lick into you more, slow enough this would be a night you would remember forever - Harry would make sure of it.

Harry moved slow enough to be able to lap all of of your juices into his mouth, but fast enough that you wouldn't be able to think of anything but the blissful sensations.

"Not even God can help you now, angel." Harry spoke against your core, sending tantalising vibrations throughout your body. You could already see the goosebumps stand proudly against your fair skin. You moaned at his words and his mouth. He effortlessly continued to glide his tongue through your folds, whilst you were shaking for your release - a release you knew Harry wasn't quite ready to give you yet. At least, not before he worked his fingers through you.

After a few more sucks and licks from his mouth, your juices already dribbling down his chin, he didn't warn you before pushing two fingers in to you. Your back arched at the feeling and ungodly sounds made music from your lips.

"Yes, H baby. Please." You whined at the new sensation, adjusting almost perfectly. God were you so tight though and Harry couldn't even begin to think about how you were going to take his cock. Harry didn't like to brag, but he wouldn't say he's exactly lacking down there - you can confirm that firsthand.

"Yeah? Does it feel good baby?" Harry asked, wanting some reassurance from you. Although this isn't your first night together, you still wanted to make it as perfect as possible for each other - especially after the day you'd had and revelations made in the shower.

"So s-o good Harry. Want more though.." You whimpered. He wasn't giving you enough? Well that just wouldn't do.

"You want more? Okay, baby." Harry brings you even closer to him so his fingers push even deeper in to you. His fingers began to move at such a fast pace, you couldn't even form verbal sentences anymore. All you could hear were your soft purrs and moans, and the wet sounds of his fingers sliding in and out of you. He wanted to push you over the edge though, so he attached his mouth back to your sensitive clit and sucked harshly.

Lord, help you.

You began to thrash around a bit more now, clearly working towards your release. Harry's fingers and mouth didn't stop though. He curled his fingers right up to the spot which he knew would have you shaking the most whilst continuing to suck on the areas that gave you brilliant shivers. You were completely powerless underneath him and you could tell Harry was thriving off the control.

"Harry, please, please." You begged, but for what? - he wanted to hear you say.

"What baby?" He asked deviously, knowing exactly what you wanted and he would be lying if he said he didn't want it either. Harry already knew what you tasted like, but he wanted it all now. He wanted the taste of a full release and to see it dripping out of your cunt.

"I'm going.. I'm- i'm going to cum." You panted, finding it hard to speak the words due to how much Harry was focusing on bringing you to your release.

"Yeah? You going to cum for me?" Harry asked, before not wasting another second away from your delicious peach. You seriously were going to make Harry cum without you even touching him, at this point.

"Yes! Please H!" Your chest moved so rapidly it looked like you were going into cardiac arrest. Harry was just that good and the bastard knew it too. He moved his fingers as fast as he could, hitting the deep spots which he knew made you toes curl. His mouth attached to your sweet tasting clit once again and he ran his tongue in tiny circles, sucking harshly too, trying to push you over the edge as best as he could.

"Cum for me then." Was all he had to mumble before you did - and a lot harder than either of you had expected right on to his tongue. Every last drop gets drained into his mouth and Harry felt as though he'd been fed for a thousand lives. Harry continued to work his fingers through your release, leaving his tongue to lap everything up. You tasted like everything he'd ever wanted. You were a beautiful creation - his beautiful creation. Him, looking at you trying to regain your breathing, butterflies lacing your chest, felt so surreal.

You're all he wanted to think about for the rest of his life. And that's just how you felt too.

"You okay, darling?" He asked, moving up off his knees and standing to hover over you as you laid spent out on the bed. Finally your eyes caught his, and God were you so in love with those precious orbs. He couldn't be real. Your hair was messy and eyes were teary from a slight overstimulation, but to Harry you looked utterly perfect.

"I love you." You smiled, slightly dazed. You brought Harry down by the nape of his neck and your hand, planting your lips on to his. You explored his mouth with your tongue, tasting the remanence of yourself coating his mouth.

"I love you." He made sure you knew, kissing you again softly as if he hadn't just been unholy and licked you dry.

••••

Hours later you were both completely spent. You couldn't stop yourselves from wanting more and more and more. In total, and yes you had been counting, Harry had had his head between your legs four times, you had sucked him off twice and neither of you could even put a number on how many times you had sex. More times than you had fingers though, that's for sure.

You was completely enamoured by him.

You laid on top of him as if you didn't have cum still dripping out of your cunt on to the bed sheets. You wanted to keep in this position forever. Your hair was ridiculously messy, spread out upon the soft, white, linen and you looked too beautiful for Harry to accept you were real. You were his. Your breathing was coming down steadily, whilst Harry's was still very frantic.

You did that to him. You made him so goddamn breathless.

Just before you could pass out from exhaustion, you felt his breath fan against you - mumbling out a few quiet words onto your heart.

"Y/N?" He breathed out, clearly on the verge of sleep too - although you were not surprised with what you'd experienced this evening.

"Yeah?" You asked back. You moved to snuggle your face closer in to his chest, feeling the complete softness of his, rapidly, beating chest against your warm cheek. Harry could only think to pull you closer. Harry's arms tightened and his legs interlocked further with yours further. He smelt divine still and looked completely fucked out.

You wanted to see him this way beyond infinity.

"Happy birthday." He spoke again and you knew he wouldn't be speaking again until the morning now. You didn't care though.

You didn't understand what you did to deserve this man, letting you lay so purely on top of him, but in this moment you felt alive. For the first time in a long time you were actually awake. There was no booze or drugs keeping you excited or high this time though, no. Self destruction ended a long time ago. He was your drug - your own brand of cocaine. You were his, just as he would claim he was yours. Life had never been to kind to you, so to have Harry here now felt like maybe you were finally reaching the other side of the darkened rainbow.

You placed a gentle kiss over his heart, watching his rapid breathing slow at the simple gesture. He was so in love with you, just as you were with him.

When you woke the next you would come to find the whole house decorated. Balloons, bunting, sparkles, fairy lights and photos littered everywhere. The whole of Harrys apartment would be transformed into a beautiful mess of happiness and love. He would explain how sorry he was again and that today was going to be full of celebrations instead. He would sing you happy birthday, along with a new song he'd written just for you - only for you. He would gift you presents beyond your imagination. He would shower you in so much love to leave you sore for days.

Most importantly, he would hold your hand tight as you visited your dad once more and said hello to your mum. He would be there through your toughest moments and he promised to never miss another one of your birthdays - and if he did, then you were allowed to post his nudes on the internet. As much as you would appreciate the effort he put into the day, with all the decorations and fun activities, nothing would compare to laying on the couch with your favourite Thai food and having Disney marathon.

[travellvogue]

One where its ur birthday and uve been feeling particularly lonely anf missing ur family as ur in germany with jadon and he makes a big deal amd decorates the house and spoils u please 😩😩

he knew you were kinda dreading your birthday cos you couldn’t spend it with your family so he wanted to make sure he made it as special for you as possible, so he’s up and out of bed at 6am, trying his best to silently blow up balloons with a helium tank he’d had hidden in the garage for weeks, cursing under his breath when one pops cos he filled it up too much, and he has to rush to the front door when your cake gets delivered, he’d ordered a disney themed one with the most amazing matching cupcakes. and he just about manages to get everything set up before you wake at 8, the presents, balloons, cake, party hats... everything had so much thought put into it

“babyyy” you coo as you walk down the stairs, nearly crying at the sight, “this is amazing, you’re an angel” you whisper, giving him a long kiss and melting into his arms, not believing how lucky you are to have him treat you like the luckiest girl in the world, and you nearly wake the whole neighbourhood up with your squeals when he shows you the cake, fondant lion king characters and sparkly cinderella and moana cupcakes being the perfect birthday breakfast

[bookmyballoons]

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[kingliam-rys]

hello! #12 for Liam x Riley, little one prompt. if you have time, thank you very much!

I went back and forth so many times on what I wanted this prompt to focus on. There was the obvious choice of TRR gang throwing Eleanor’s first birthday, but I just didn’t feel like that would provide a compelling story, so I went for something a little different. I hope you like it!!! Thanks for requesting! ❤️

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Prompt #12: Little one’s first birthday.

Happy First Birthday Princess Eleanor (Liam x MC)

December 1st 2020, 4:27am. Just a few more minutes Riley thought. She was lying in bed, her husband snoring peacefully beside her. How? She considered. Today was going to be a big day, marking an important milestone in their baby girl’s life. And Riley could not sleep a wink.

 Her inner thoughts grappled with one another, she was overjoyed as this day marked one year since her daughter was born, an obvious-happy occasion. But her little baby was growing up fast, too fast, in Riley’s eyes. The past year brought about so many milestones. Her first laugh, her first teeth, Her first wave, her first words, her first steps. The important discoveries and moments that they got to share together- first trips and all the important balls and galas thrown in Little Eleanor’s honor. Some milestones, only the Heir of Cordonia would ever get to experience, the presentation ceremony, her anointment, the Red Apple Gala celebrating her first 100 days. All important, and some not so joyous milestones, getting her released from her first betrothal. Riley chuckled as that thought crossed, hopefully the only one they would have to get her out of.

 Yes, Eleanor’s first year was rather eventful, and Riley was proud that even though she and Liam were ruling a kingdom, they were able to witness every wonderful moment of it. It was the one thing she was apprehensive about when they started to talk about expanding their family. Would they actually get to be around and present in their child’s life. Liam made sure of it, it took a bit of finagling some days, but he always made sure that they were there, and together. 

 Riley took another glance at the clock, 4:33am. Silently, she moved out of bed, taking careful steps to a path she’s journeyed countless times before. Slowly opening the door to Eleanor’s nursery, she stepped in, taking the short walk to the crib, peering over the edge, watching her little Ellie. Tiny snores passed through her lips, one hand clutching to her stuffy -a lion she got from her aunts and uncles- as she slept peacefully. 

 Even though the baby in front of her had grown and changed so much. Riley still saw the tiny bundle she held for the first time one year ago. Recalling the tiny face that screamed upon taking her first breath into the world. Riley pressing kisses to the wisps of dark brown hair as she held Eleanor against her chest. Watching from the bed as the doctor cleaned up the tiny bundle, wrapping her snug, and placing her back into Riley’s waiting arms. Slate blue eyes attempting to make out the world around her… Yes, Riley remembered it quite well. It was ingrained in her mind. Even though her daughter’s arrival was early and their birth plan was thrown out the window. It was something she hoped to always remember.

 Now, little Eleanor’s wisps of hair grew into long dark curly locks. The slate blue eyes growing more vivid in color and identical to her father’s. The once small baby had grown so quickly, now with rolls on her thighs and chubby hands that always reached for her parent’s the instant she saw them. Riley released a contented sigh at the sight of her little princess.

 As if she could sense her mother’s presence, Ellie’s eyes began to flutter open, sleepy baby blues regarded her back. Ellie immediately reached up to her. Riley cradling her little one close, as she sat them in the rocking chair. Ellie rested her head on her mother’s shoulder as Riley rocked with her silently, thinking back again to this exact moment one year ago, when she held her for the first time. Tears pricked at her eyes. “Happy Birthday Eleanor, can you believe you are one year old?” Riley whispered, receiving a responding tired coo from her daughter, “I can’t believe it. I feel like just yesterday you were inside mommy’s tummy, and now look at you.” She continued, the tears beginning to fall down her cheeks. 

 “I know your first year has been rather hectic.” She considered, her fingers tracing tiny circles along her daughters back, eliciting another coo from Ellie, “And we faced many obstacles as a family, but we would go through it all over again, and again, to keep you safe and in our arms.”

 Riley rested her head against her daughter’s, Eleanor’s eyes drooping again, as she dozed off. Sleep not reaching Riley at all. She thought ahead to the party that was set for later today. A big hoopla from what she could tell. Her assistant and a team of party planners asked her about details of the event back when Eleanor was only six months old. The heir’s first birthday took too many preparations, and would probably be way over the top. In an attempt to have some control over it, Riley decided on a  winter wONEderland theme. Trying to keep some of her daughter’s upbringing normal, figuring that when she looked back to her first birthday, it would still have a bit of cringe and cheesiness to it. 

 Though the party planners took the theme a step further. Fake snow was set to be decorated across the Palace gardens, carnival games were to be set up, penguins were supposed to be brought over from the local zoo, a popup ice skating rink situated in the lawn, extravagant food and desserts, and a cake that would be over five feet tall… All for a one year old’s birthday, that she wouldn’t even remember. 

 “Your party today should be a real treat, and I know it may seem like it’s over the top, but truthfully mommy and daddy would give you the world if we could, so it’s only fitting your first birthday is a smashing hit.” Riley explained to the sleeping baby, not willing to let her out of her arms yet, “I think daddy may have thrown in a few surprises for you that I don’t even know about.”

 “You have him wrapped around your little finger,” Riley mulled, continuing to rock the sleeping baby.

 “Just like her mother does.” Riley lifted her head, making out the silhouette of her husband at the door. “I didn’t hear her crying” he continued, walking into the room, kneeling down next to his girls. 

 “She wasn’t, I just- wanted to see her, have her in my arms, as she officially turned one.” Riley admitted. Liam smirked at his wife, his heart filling with love. There were many versions of Riley; strong Riley, who never let anything stop her, Queen Riley who was bright and determined and refined, but Riley as a mother, was his favorite. It made him fall in love with her all over again.

 He combed his fingers through her hair, his recollection of Eleanor’s first year forming. The fear he felt of becoming a father, his personal experiences with his own father were stiff and distant, so when he held his daughter for the first time, he felt the weight of the world on his shoulders, it easily rivaled that of being a king. Though that fear and pressure ceased soon after, watching the little blue eyes attempt to understand the blurry world around her, the tiny hand that wrapped around his finger. His heart swelled with so much love and happiness, he was truly on cloud nine. She was this tiny little thing, and now she was running around-all over their chambers, babbling off words, no longer the little baby he held 12 months ago. “She’s growing up quickly” He weighted, gently running a hand along Ellie’s back, “makes these moments all the more special” 

 “Mhm.” Riley’s eyes were closed now, her mind taking in everything. It’s one of those moments. One that she would hold on to for years.

 “Why don’t we get this little princess back in her crib and head to bed.” He mused, stirring Riley from her relaxed state, “we’ve already got a long day ahead of us. We should get as much sleep as we can.”

 Riley agreed to his reasoning, slowly rising from the rocker, careful not to disturb Eleanor as she placed her in the crib. Taking a few more seconds to regard the infant. A happy sigh releasing from Riley’s lips as she grabbed her husband’s hand and gave it three soft squeezes.

 “I love you too.” He whispered, placing an arm around her shoulder leading Riley out of the room and back towards their bedroom.

[borderlore]

Cosmetics Drop Guide: Borderlands 3

Pictured above is an example of three of the available sources to unlock Weapon Trinkets from.

Entirely brand new in Borderlands 3, the ability for a player to customize their favorite Shotgun, Pistol, Assault Rifle, or what have you is further expanded upon! Now, players are able to attach a Weapon Trinket to their favorite gun or add an entirely new skin that changes its appearance. While these are entirely cosmetic, they add flavor and variety to what was once previously mundane weapon designs. As well, players can also customize the theme of their ECHO Device, giving it a new coat of paint to look at while they browse their Backpack, Skill Trees, and more!

Not just Weapon Trinkets, Weapon Skins, and ECHO Themes, but players now have access to Living Quarters aboard the Sanctuary III, giving them access to rooms personalized to suit the Vault Hunter they are playing as. Inside these rooms, players can hang Room Decorations from hooks off the walls (up to 3!), display their favorite gear in display cases, and access their Safe/Bank, where they can store pieces of gear for later use. 

Borderlands 3 offers a lot of variety for players who wish to customize their characters as much as they want, from changing the colors of Skins to picking and choosing which Room Decoration they want to hang on the walls of their Living Quarters. 

Please note this Drop Guide does not include the DLCs and Seasonal/Promotional Events

Weapon Trinkets

Weapon Trinkets are often found as World Drops or are bought from Crazy Earl using Eridium. Most of the time, they are found at the side of a weapon’s Barrel or Body, making it easy to guess where they will most likely be located once they have been equipped to a gun. However, they are usually small and almost unnoticeable outside of inspecting them. Despite this, they are a must have for any Vault Hunter wishing to show off both their luck and fortune.

Action Axton

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 50 Eridium

Rarity: Common (White)

Dedication to Capitalism

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 50 Eridium

Rarity: Common (White)

Hoops and Dreams

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 50 Eridium

Rarity: Common (White)

Splorghuld, the Flesh-Slayer

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 50 Eridium

Rarity: Common (White)

Ellie’s Flower Power

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 65 Eridium

Rarity: Uncommon (Green)

No, You’re Crazy

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 65 Eridium

Rarity: Uncommon (Green)

Super General Claptrap

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 65 Eridium

Rarity: Uncommon (Green)

Born To Kill

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Uncommon (Green)

Deadeye Decal

Drop Source: Mission Reward & World Drop

Mission: “Boom Boom Boomtown”

Mission Location: Devil’s Razor (Pandora)

Rarity: Uncommon (Green)

Beast Bowl

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 85 Eridium

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

Goodnight Kiss

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 85 Eridium

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

Kaboom Bunny

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 85 Eridium

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

Sign of the Firehawk

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 85 Eridium

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

Frakkin’ Toaster

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

Adapt and Overcome

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

Explosives Enthusiast

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

Itsy Bitsy Rakky Hive

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

One Shot

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

Switch Hitter

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

Track and Destroy

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

Turtle Up

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

When in Doubt, Chuck It

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

Who Needs Gods?

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

Rhys’s Piece

Drop Source: Mission Reward

Mission: “Atlas, At Last”

Mission Location: Atlas HQ (Promethea)

Mission Option: “It’s gross.”

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

Buckle Up

Drop Source: Mission Reward

Mission: “Atlas, At Last”

Mission Location: Atlas HQ (Promethea)

Mission Option: “I love it!”

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

Earn Your Stripes

Drop Source: Crew Challenge Reward

Crew Challenge: Crimson Radio

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

Queen of Hearts

Drop Source: Crew Challenge Reward

Crew Challenge: Crimson Radio

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

AnarChic

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 110 Eridium

Rarity: Very Rare/Epic (Purple)

Guardian’s Lament

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 110 Eridium

Rarity: Very Rare/Epic (Purple)

Last Ride

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 110 Eridium

Rarity: Very Rare/Epic (Purple)

Null and Void

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 110 Eridium

Rarity: Very Rare/Epic (Purple)

God King’s Bling

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Very Rare/Epic (Purple)

Hunter’s Patch

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Very Rare/Epic (Purple)

Lil’ Chomper

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Very Rare/Epic (Purple)

Book of the Storm

Drop Source: Mission Reward

Mission: “The Impending Storm”

Mission Location: Athenas (Athenas)

Rarity: Very Rare/Epic (Purple)

Hat Trick

Drop Source: Crew Challenge Reward

Crew Challenge: Crimson Radio

Rarity: Very Rare/Epic (Purple)

Cloak and Swagger

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 150 Eridium

Rarity: Legendary (Orange)

H Marks the Spot

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 150 Eridium

Rarity: Legendary (Orange)

Jack’s Off

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 150 Eridium

Rarity: Legendary (Orange)

Stink Eye

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Legendary (Orange)

Just In Case

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Legendary (Orange)

Siren’s Mark

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Legendary (Orange)

Weapon Skins

Similar to Weapon Trinkets, Weapon Skins are found as World Drops or are bought from Crazy Earl using Eridium. However, unlike Weapon Trinkets, Weapon Skins encompass the entirety of the gun in equipped in the player’s Backpack. This effect bypasses the designs of Unique and/or Legendary weapons, making them look as fashionable as the player desires.

Dandy Lion

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Common (White)

Fire and Ash

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Common (White)

Maliwannabe

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Uncommon (Green)

Ink and Kill

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

It’s Poop!

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Very Rare/Epic (Purple)

Hot Blooded

Drop Source: Crew Challenge Reward

Crew Challenge: Crimson Radio

Rarity: Very Rare/Epic (Purple)

Deep Nebula

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Legendary (Orange)

Psychodelic

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Legendary (Orange)

Skelebones

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 100 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Blueberry Limeade

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 130 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Extraspectral

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 130 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Black Dragon

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 170 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Crepuscule

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 170 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Painbow

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 220 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Burnished Steele

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 220 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Thunderhead

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 300 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Gun-fetti

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 300 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Red Sands

Drop Source: Guardian Reward

Guardian Rank Tree: “Enforcer”

Cost: 10 Guardian Tokens

Rarity: Unknown

Leather and Regret

Drop Source: Guardian Reward

Guardian Rank Tree: “Survivor”

Cost: 10 Guardian Tokens

Rarity: Unknown

Dead Set

Drop Source: Guardian Reward

Guardian Rank Tree: “Hunter”

Cost: 10 Guardian Tokens

Rarity: Unknown

ECHO Themes

ECHO Devices have been a staple across all titles in the Borderlands franchise, allowing players to access their Backpacks, Skill Trees, Mission Log, and Badass/Guardian Rank. It was only a matter of time before the ECHO Devices themselves received their own customization options in the form of ECHO Themes, which are found as World Drops or bought from Crazy Earl using Eridium. Similar to Weapon Trinkets, they may be difficult to notice because a typical player will only ever see the full Theme when at a Quick Change Station, but attentive players are able to match their Character Skins with their selected Themes.

Clear Plastic (Steel)

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

Clear Plastic (Ice)

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

Clear Plastic (Jungle)

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

Clear Plastic (Dozer)

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

Clear Plastic (Cherry)

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

Game Comrade

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Very Rare/Epic (Purple)

Chocolate Bubblegum

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Very Rare/Epic (Purple)

Antique Chic

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Very Rare/Epic (Purple)

Industrial Chic

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Very Rare/Epic (Purple)

Birthday Dawg

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Legendary (Orange)

Pepperoni Dream

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Legendary (Orange)

Eye Pad

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Legendary (Orange)

Crimson Graffiti

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 70 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Guac Shock

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 70 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Handheld Hunter

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 70 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Loaded Sprinkles

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 70 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Power Surge

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 70 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Psychodelic

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 70 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Potato Phone

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 90 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Paging Dr. Zed

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 90 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Tropical

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 90 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

AR-gyle Experience

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 120 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Dahl Kidz

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 120 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Gold as the Grave

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 120 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Space Catz

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 120 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Titan Up the Graphics

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 120 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Room Decorations

Room Decorations are most often found as World Drops or are bought from Crazy Earl using Eridium. As the name suggests, they are used to decorate the Living Quarters a player inhabits by interacting with the three hooks found in different locations on the walls. Each Vault Hunter has three locations where Room Decorations may be hung, and it allows players to show off their trophies they have collected while killing enemies, looting chests, and more!

5KAGB8

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Common (White)

5P8NKM3

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Common (White)

R0ADK1L

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Common (White)

Decorative Bomb

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Common (White)

Hand Clock

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Common (White)

Use Protection

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Common (White)

Three Fingers

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Common (White)

Mouthpiece Speaker

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Common (White)

Mounted Ratch

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Common (White)

Jack Mask

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Common (White)

COV Bat

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Uncommon (Green)

COV Wrench

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Uncommon (Green)

COV Sword

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Uncommon (Green)

COV Engine Club 

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Uncommon (Green)

Methane Monitor

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Uncommon (Green)

Rocketeer Mask

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Uncommon (Green)

Killavolt’s Shield

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Uncommon (Green)

Western Portrait 1

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Uncommon (Green)

COV Hammer

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

HBC Poster 1

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

HBC Poster 2

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

HBC Poster 3

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

Skag Attack

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

Mounted Skag

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

Mounted Spiderant

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

Storm Brewin’

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

Wotan’s Head

Drop Source: Wotan the Invincible

Mission: “Takedown at Maliwan’s Blacksite”

Mission Location: Midnight’s Cairn (Midnight’s Cairn)

Rarity: Rare (Blue)

COV Cleaver

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Very Rare/Epic (Purple)

COV Buzzaxe

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Very Rare/Epic (Purple)

HBC Poster 6

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Very Rare/Epic (Purple)

Psycho Mask

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Very Rare/Epic (Purple)

Service Bot Console

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Very Rare/Epic (Purple)

Dynasty Diner

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Very Rare/Epic (Purple)

Framed Duchess

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Very Rare/Epic (Purple)

Western Portrait 2

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Very Rare/Epic (Purple)

Mouthpiece Mask

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Legendary (Orange)

Trooper Disc

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Legendary (Orange)

Trooper Shield

Drop Source: World Drop

Rarity: Legendary (Orange)

The Big 3

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 1 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Bug Zapper

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 20 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Buzzsaw Blade

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 20 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Dip Stick

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 20 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Hard Hat

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 20 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Jakobs Poster

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 20 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Life Preserver

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 20 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Safety First

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 20 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Bandit Tire

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 25 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Holy

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 25 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Pandoracorn

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 25 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Salvation

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 25 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Trophy Fish

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 25 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Live Streaming

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 35 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Troy Graffiti

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 35 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Tyreen Graffiti

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 35 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Vegan

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 35 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

HBC Poster 4

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 45 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

HBC Poster 5

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 45 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Skag Skull

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 45 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Framed Landscape

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 60 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Neon Heart

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 60 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Neon Lips

Drop Source: Crazy Earl’s Black Market

Location: Sanctuary III

Price: 60 Eridium

Rarity: Unknown

Moxxi’s Sign

Drop Source: Mission Reward

Mission: “Kill Killavolt”

Mission Location: Lectra City (Promethea)

Rarity: Unknown

[loulougoingsolo]

"There's A Wiener on the Left!"

In Finland, when I hear someone talk about Easter (in Finnish, Pääsiäinen), the first thing that comes to mind, for me at least, are witches. It's a tradition here for kids to go around town dressed up as witches on Palm Sunday, and trade decorated branches of willow for candy. It's quite similar to trick or treating on Halloween, something not as big a deal around here. But because witches equal Easter in my mind, I find it very fitting that in today's GMM, Rhett and Link were joined by Gavin Leatherwood from the Chilling adventures of Sabrina.

I've watched the first season of Sabrina, but something else has always come up, and I haven't watched the rest yet. Of course, I have watched the og Sabrina the Teenage witch, but let's not bring that up. No, actually, let's: I'm not ashamed to admit that I quite enjoyed the show, even the stiff robotic cat. But even though some quite unusual animals and other oddities are kinda the theme of today's game, they actually have very little to do with witchcraft, and more with the magic of photoshop. It's time to spot the differences in some pretty wicked pictures!

Rhett starts the episode by instantly asking Gavin if he prefers leather or wood, (Rhett likes both) just because, Leatherwood. Imagine being a guest on the show, meeting these two dorks for the first time, and this being the first thing they ask you? And then, you end up playing a game where each round ends with someone putting a curse on themself? 😂

Okay, Disney should consider making a Mickey Mouse movie where all the characters' faces would be replaced with dog faces. That Mickey Dog looks amazing!

Buzzer wood would make a fun name for a Toy story fan fic, and I know my mind is pretty deep in the gutter to say that. It doesn't help when Rhett says things like "I like buzzer wood, it's soft."

After Rhett and Gavin find the differences in the koala mask pics, Link has to walk under a ladder and flip a fish to bring bad luck on himself. I had to find out more about the fish thing, and apparently it is a thing, only not while cooking the fish but when serving it.

I'm not very good at this game. I only thought about how my mom has the same green Ikea dish brush that is in the second picture, and then I started to think I should load my dishwasher. If I was playing along, I'd end up doing all the cursed punishments.

Opening an umbrella indoors is considered to bring bad luck in Finland, too, but this is the first time I've heard about Leonardo DaVinci inventing masturbation. Way to go, Rhett!

I spotted the nose in the stairs photo immediately, yay! Honestly, giving Link scissors and a hammer to smash a mirror with was possibly the worst idea ever. He didn't even know which hand to use with which tool! The horror on Rhett's face is very real, but somehow, the chaotic energy in this shot is also very much what GMM is all about.

I don't think the picture of the chickens taking a bath is that weird, but just pretty funny, but now I really need to see that freckle. I'm glad Link lost this round, so we get to see his yo-yo skills. This round was bad luck to whoever has to swipe the salt off the floor.

I made an eight-legged cat from clay last week, but the dog is way cooler. I don't know why, but I think Gavin just put a curse on that pretty little rainbow with his wicked eye. But, I have to ask with Gavin, why would Link imagine a little girl in a gown pointing at the rainbow instead of Gavin? Oh, because he's Link. Obviously.

In the last photos, I spotted the creeper, but not the other mistakes. I love how Rhett's first guess, after Stevie said women are more prone to spot the last mistake, was boobies - I don't believe that would apply to all women. When Link guessed there's a wiener on the left, I tried to take a better look at the creeper to see if it was a wiener and not a person. I mean, it's possible, I guess. The Try guys just posted a video with Zack's wiener, so it's not unheard of. But, gosh, Rhett really can't whistle. That was equally painful and hilarious to watch.

Rhett also loses the final round, and somehow, his punishment is to get serenaded by two guys while getting a foot massage? I love how Link harmonizes the Happy Birthday song, he's really good at that!

In More, the guys play Light as a feather, stiff as a board with different objects. I've never tried this, but I did once play with a Ouija board with my friends, and I may have tricked them to think we talked to the spirit of someone who used to live where my family home is. I feel a bit guilty for doing that, but at the time it seemed like a good idea. I just didn't think they'd buy it.

Link admitting to Gavin that he and Rhett are the most sheltered middle-aged men he'll ever meet is somehow quite adorable, and I think the part where Link is doing awesome yo-yo tricks while whistling Deck the Halls in the background as Rhett struggles with the cardhouse while Gavin observes the situation, is one of those moments where you could send someone who isn't familiar with GMM, without context, and see how they react. But Link with that yo-yo...😯😍

Link may have shaky hands, but his reaction speed is phenomenal! I'm glad Gavin took his leather jacket off, it would have sucked if they spilled that orange juice on it.

Okay, I'm gonna stop now. They definately saved the best part of today's show to the end, because seeing Wushu sit on a pizza box up against the sky while the guys sing that song from Lion King is possibly the best thing I've seen in a while. And it's the perfect scene to end this post:

[drkarenhill]

Text: Spencer

Karen: What do you think of The Lion King theme for Kate's birthday party?

Karen: You know how obsessed she is with it, and I thought maybe it'd be a fun theme for all the kids? With the cake, I saw a lot of Lion King stuff at the dollar store for the goodies bags, and there's also tons of decorations possibilities!

Karen: Oh and our baby-not-so-baby anymore almost took her first steps this morning. I'm not OK, it's all happening way too fast babe !!!