#Like no stfu

[retro-memo]

When your family wants you to start reading the bible but when you do, you do it in the most blasphemous way possible to spite them

Ie, making a point about how God lied to Adam and Eve about eating the apple, saying it would kill them and that the snake actually told the truth from the beginning.

Making it also technically true, God was the one to do the first sin. Not humans.

[strideofpride]

“In North Korea, there’s no sun. They got rid of the sun. Cause communism”

[ilumin]

I'm crying, they're so silly

[skiplo-wave]

The animation projects cancelled by Netflix:

[thebibliosphere]

I’m assuming my period skipped this month because two medical emergencies that put your body into crisis will do that to you but damned if the Christian trauma of the virgin birth doesn’t linger in the back of my head going “but what if…”

[theshamblewithsybles]

YOU think they have a beautiful bromance I think they are approximately .5 seconds away from fucking raw on national television. We are not the same.

[valentimmy]

I like horror when it’s camp I like it when it’s silly and goofy I also like horror when it symbolizes themes that keep u up at night and make u cry I like horror when it’s funny I

[carmen-berzattos]

Hozier is a very normal, not-at-all insane lyrcist

so normal

Very average

Not at all talented

[tthelady]

"Genshin is better", "honkai is better", "star rail is better", "wuthering waves is better" could some of you all possibly shut the hell up. Would it kill you all to just simply enjoy stuff without turning into it some kind of dick measuring contest

[justanotherfanwriter]

Teen titans: year one is so funny because it’s literally like:

Donna: I want a boyfriend! 💞🌸😘

Wally: Robin isn’t *that* great or whatever.

Roy: shit I totaled green arrow’s car!

Dick: the man I’ve thought of as a mentor-father is keeping me chained next to him while simultaneously pushing me away. He is my prison warden and my savior. He treats me like a child, but expects me to be a man. Despite struggling for more independence, I still desperately want his approval. The pressure he put on me as a child meant I grew up too fast. Now, I far outpace my peers and am isolated from them. Despite their company, I feel lonely. At the end of the day, I only have Bruce and his morals. If I’m not perfect at all costs, everything as I know it will fall apart. The responsibility of leading a team is too great for me to handle, not because it is hard, but because it’s puts me at odds with Batman. I don’t know who I am without him. All of this is leading me to the brink of a mental breakdown that will quite literally alter the DC timeline as we know it. Bruce is breaking my heart and, in turn, I’ll be forced to break his.

Garth: wut. the. FUCK is a squirrel!!?!?

[ineffable-romantics]

[balteus]

sorting this out before the dlc drops 👍

[thee-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra]

transmasc: “I did something to avoid getting clocked or assaulted or killed.”

dumbasses on tumblr: “erm.. that’s actually rlly problematic :/ u know you’re literally a male oppressor right?”

[bandzboy]

saying shit like “it’s on you women for stanning boy groups” is not helping and you are putting blame on women who had NO IDEA that this man was awful how are they supposed to know??

[brebug242posts]

Seeing someone being so homophobic with the gayest character as their pfp really takes you out of it 

[girlstressed]

i contain multitudes (simultaneously the biggest hater you’ve ever met and the biggest lover you’ll ever know)