#Like idk. jasper would probably be nicer to her than he is with everyone else and shes patient so they could probably drink tea or somethig

[forseties]

i want to draw party member jasper shenanigans... does anynyan have scenario ideas... i cant think of anything

[strawberrycowgirl]

Camp Camp RWBY AU

Not sure if this has been done yet but if it hasn’t, I’m doing it

-Alright so obviously team RWBY would be Max, Neil, and Nikki

-Teams would probably only have three people since that just works better with the number of campers

-Max would be Ruby but the complete opposite of her

-He would probably just agree to saving the world because he has nothing better to do

-neil: what’s your semblance? // max: sarcasm // neil: really? // max: lol no *sprints away*

-Neil is Blake only because he could pull off the angsty vibe the best

-Also I don’t think Faunus would really be a thing since I can’t particularly see any of the characters as animals (maybe Nikki but idk)

-Nikki would definitely be Yang and tell puns every two seconds (which annoys Max but he later learns to enjoy them)

-Max has silver eyes

-Neil runs away at the end of volume three because he’s feeling particularly angsty

-Nikki loses her arm at the end of volume 3 just like Yang but instead of being depressed Nikki is super pumped and only gets more pumped when the robotic arm comes in

-David is Professor Ozpin but a super fun version of Professor Ozpin

-David’s team names never really sound like an actual word but he desperately tries to convince the students that they are

-david: team moon // max: you mean MNN // david: let me have this max

-Gwen is Glynda Goodwitch (that’s it she just IS glynda)

-Team JNPR would be Harrison, Nerris, and Preston

-Harrison and Nerris would be Jaune and Pyrrha

-Except instead of Nerris helping Harrison she would just make fun of him all the time

-harrison: *drops sword* // nerris: you suck harrison

-Preston would probably just third wheel the whole time and silently ship them because obviously there’s some attraction there underneath all the insults

-Also feel like I should mention that all the campers are teenagers in this AU

-Everyone thinks Nerris dies at the end of volume 3 (max claims that he saw her die and everything) but she actually just played dead and than ran

-In volume 4 Max teams up with Harrison and Preston and they go on their quest and Nerris just follows them and internally makes fun of them

-When they’re fighting the big monster at the end Nerris finally shows up and saves their butts

-harrison: i thought you died // nerris: you still suck

-Oh yeah, Harrison and Nerris kiss before Nerris “dies”

-Erid, Nurf, and Dolph would alternate between CRDL (but they’re nicer) and CFVY

-Who other than Erid could pull off Coco Adel?

-Space Kid is a less coordinated version of Penny

-Instead of his robotic state being revealed to the public through a brutal death he would just get a little scratch and freak out (freaking out is what ultimately made the situation worse)

-Space Kid would have joined Max, Harrison, and Preston but he had to tend to the scratch and was told to keep a low profile until the whole robot thing blows over

-Of course he teams up with them eventually anyway (probably after they find Nerris)

-If anyone had to be team SSSN it would be the flowerscouts but they would be a lot less nice than SSSN

-And the blonde one would most certainly flirt with Neil (much to her teammates dismay)

-Pikeman would be Cinder but a much cringier version

-Billy/Snake would be Emerald

-Petrol would be Mercury (but with real legs i guess)

-Daniel would be Roman Torchwick

-Daniel and David actually have a few interactions

-In fact, instead of Daniel dying like Roman did, David just recruits him and tries to make him a better person

-Plot twist: Cameron Campbell is Salem (i literally don’t know who else could be her lol)

-In case you haven’t noticed, no one really dies in this AU so it’s more like a Pure RWBY AU

-Jasper is Oscar btw (but he’s alive maybe don’t worry)

If anyone would like to add they can (it would actually be appreciated)

Sorry if this is super messy but I hope you get the idea

[ponyregrets]

Is there any way you can do a Clarke POV for "No One Can Lift the Damn Thing" please? (I was going through your fics and was listing all the ones I would want an Alt-POV for, and they all involved Bellamy as James Potter, wow I have A Type.)

I feel kinda bad calling this a Clarke POV but whatev I had fun I like social media AUs

Original fic and alt POV on AO3!!

Raven: Just got my invite to Finn and Ontari's weddingYou?

Me: NopeDo you think they flipped a coin?Or she just gave him an ultimatum?LikeYou can invite one of your awkward exesBut only oneChoose wisely

Raven: Honestly, I'm guessing he never actually told his mom why we broke upAnd given the choice between telling her he cheated on me and I dumped his assAnd just inviting me to his weddingHe invited me to his wedding

Me: Yeah, that's definitely what happenedAre you going to go?

Raven: YupGot a hot girlfriendI like his parentsAnd I want him to feel awkward about shitToo bad he didn't invite you

Me: I really don't mindI feel like I dodged a bullet

Raven: You could have brought BellamyFinn was jealous of him BEFORE he was famous for being hotImagine how much he'd hate seeing you guys together now

Me: You know, I was going to say Bellamy has better things to do than go to a wedding just to piss off FinnBut then I remembered this is Bellamy we're talking aboutSo he'd probably do it

Raven: Yeah, I doubt fame changed him that muchSucks that you're not coming, thoughWe should get together soon

Me: Maybe I'll just come hang out in townCoincidentally

Raven: I know you're joking, but you shouldI bet Monty and Miller are going

Me: I'll think about it

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supreme-girl-wonder posted: do you ever get amazed that people you went to college with are now getting married and have lives and seem to know what they're doing?? I think I might have the most competent group of college friends ever, it's really intimidating

but congrats to my cheating ex-boyfriend on his engagement and thanks for not inviting me to the wedding

Tagged: #no seriously #thanks #I really did not want to go #it would be awkward af but if he invited me I'd feel like I had to go #or else they were winning #glad I don't have to worry about that #I can just get drunk in the comfort of my own home instead

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Bellamy: Did you book your hotel for Finn's wedding yet?What days are you going to be there?

Me: Hahaha that's cuteYou think Finn invited me to his wedding

Bellamy: He didn't?He invited me

Me: You're rich and famous

Bellamy: So are you, princessAre we calling you that again? Did we reclaim it from Finn?

Me: I prefer Supreme Leader nowI'm rich, but I'm not featured in tumblr gif setsPeople commission me to do fanart of you

Bellamy: And you haven't sent it to me?I thought we were friends, Clarke

Me: Is James/Sirius a pairing you're into?

Bellamy: Obviously

Me: Then I'll send you some links

Bellamy: AwesomeFinn really didn't invite you to the wedding?

Me: He used to hit on me in front of the woman he's now marryingWhile they were datingShe hated meOf course they didn't invite meThey'd probably keel over and die if I showed upRelated: Did you get a plus one?

Bellamy: YeahI was planning to get them really excited thinking I was bringing some famous actress or something and then I show up with Octavia

Me: Or you could show up with me

Bellamy: Yeah, that's a way better ideaSo, what nights do you want me to book the hotel?

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Anonymous asked: do u know if bellamy blake has a gf????

supreme-girl-wonder answered: why would you ask me, a fanart blog, this

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Bellamy: Is it weird that I feel bad flying first class?

Me: DefinitelyBut you're famous nowI assume you can afford a therapist to talk you through these issues

Bellamy: Why would I pay someone when you took that one psych course sophomore year?

Me: Good pointBad how?

Bellamy: Guilty, mostlyIt feels like such a waste of moneyBut holy shit it's so much nicerI feel bad for everyone who isn't in first class

Me: I'm flying coach soFuck you

Bellamy: I don't feel bad for you

Me: Wow, you're curedI'm better at this therapy thing than I thought

Bellamy: Ha ha.I hope the tone came across thereAnyway, I don't feel bad for you because you're richI assume you flew first class when you were a kidAlso I have to switch to airplane modeYou're boarding soon?

Me: Pretty soon, yeah

Bellamy: CoolSee you in Ohio

Me: Can't wait

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siriusly-jily: omgkarakaradid u see the new bellamy pics????

supreme-girl-wonder: probably notI'm out of town for the weekendand pretty drunkwhat happened?

siriusly-jily: he's at some airport in ohioidk why, there aren't any cons or anythingwhat's in ohio????

supreme-girl-wonder: maybe he has a lifein ohiofor some reason

siriusly-jily: no wayactors exist only for our benefit :Panyway, he's got a gf :(people are saying it's clarke griffinthe vp's daughter

supreme-girl-wonder: wowam I just drunk or is that a lot of conclusions to jump to

siriusly-jily: check it outhttp://remus-lupin-lady.tumblr.com/post/138742714390/omg-omg-omgthere's more of him with fans but lbrthat's A LOT of huggingand I googled, it does look like the VP's daughter

supreme-girl-wonder: if they were dating they probably wouldn't be having their reunion in an airport in ohiojust saying

siriusly-jily: truuuuuuuuuuuuuuokay I gotta go to bedhave fun with whatever thing you're doing

supreme-girl-wonder: will dokeep me posted on Bellamy pics

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Jasper: did you really bring FAMOUS ACTOR AND KNOWN DREAM BOAT BELLAMY BLAKE to this wedding???

Me: NopeHe brought me

Jasper: ohwellthat was my second guessgrats on landing a celebritybut I guess you're a celebrity too???so it makes sense

Me: You must be this famous to ride Are you coming over for video games?

Jasper: yes obvomw

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Anonymous asked: omg kara do you follow m&m media??? they posted pix of them w bellamy and the vp's daughter??? apparently they're engaged??? im so heartbroken rn plz help

supreme-girl-wonder answered: Don't panic, anon! M&M have said they went to college with him like ten billion times. Quick google search says VP's daughter did too. So they're probably at a reunion or something. And let's be real, if you were posing for a picture with him, you'd want to be as close as possible too.

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Raven: SooooooYou took off early last night

Me: Not THAT earlyWe danced a bunchI think Bellamy made a lot of dreams come true

Raven: Including yours?Seriously, I can't believe you never fucked him

Me: I was going to, but his mom diedBetter late than never, right?

Raven: [confetti emoji]Seriously I'm happy for you guysOne-time thing or?

Me: NoDefinitely notWe're going to try to dateIf we can make it workAnd if nothing elseNon-stop sex for the rest of the weekend

Raven: Well, we're doing breakfast in an hourSo make sure you come up for air so we can make fun of you

Me: You make it sound so funGetting breakfastInstead of having sex with my TV star boyfriend

Raven: One hourIf you're not there I'm going to break into your hotel room and post pics on tumblr

Me: OkaySee you in an hour

Raven: [kiss emoji]

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natsukashii-na asked: Random question but do you have a gf now?? You've been reblogging some couple-y stuff and I was just wondering haha sorry if that's weird

supreme-girl-wonder answered: Boyfriend, actually! Bisexuality: it's awesome. But yeah, we've been together for about a month and it's going really well. Long distance right now but I'm moving in with him in a couple weeks. I'm really excited.

Tagged: #I know that sounds fast but #trust me #it definitely took us long enough

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Anonymous asked: doesn't your bf mind that you're really into bellamy blake :/

supreme-girl-wonder answered: He'll live.