#Like have you seen fast forward raph is such a boomer

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tmnt 2003 Raphael headcanons

Raph has one specific spot in the living room that has just become his spot. I feel like it would be an armchair or something because he's such an old man. He's got an unspoken claim on it. Like an old recliner they found at the junkyard that's now raph's old man chair. It's even got a butt indent.

He's bad at math

He gets very vocally invested in movies and tv shows like he's the kind of person to gasp and yell at the tv in disbelief when he's watching something. And he'll do this with everything even if it seems like he's not invested. Like Mikey will be watching something and Raph will be like wow that's so dumb and go like workout or something but if it sounds like something juicy is happening on screen he'll be like 👀

And every time he walks by he'll be like wait what's happening? why is she mad at him? who's that guy?

He's not super into sweets but he loves spicy snacks like he'll absolutely demolish a jar of spicy peanuts. He also douses everything in hot sauce like Mikey will make eggs in the morning and hell dump an absurd amount of hot sauce on it.

Splinter got him into knitting as a calming technique for when he's feeling angry and he kinda just got into it and knits just for fun. Like they have a big blanket for the couch that he knitted.

He's probably the most physically affectionate except for maybe Mikey. But he's always leaning on one of his brothers or like constant arm and shoulder pats when he's talking to them. He'll walk by and just flick mikey's head as a form of endearment.

Also I saw this in another post I can't find but he talks with his hands

Just overall he's very expressive like you never wonder what Raph is thinking because you can always tell

He's a bad driver like there's a reason Donnie usually drives. Like he's okay at actually maneuvering but he drives like a maniac and he can't park. He's better at a bike.

Animal whisperer pets love him