#Like I see where Jezza's coming from and I'm sure this was a very trying and hurtful dispute when it happened but honestly

[the-busy-ghost]

Currently wading through the 'Speculum Duorum' by Gerald of Wales for uni which is basically a lengthy call-out post for his feckless nephew.

I would recommend reading if you're interested in 150+ pages of mediaeval whingeing interspersed with biblical quotations but frankly this is not Gerry at his best so I would advise sticking to the Descriptio Cambriae or De Instructione Principis.

However I do want to single out at least two of his comments about William de Capella (the feckless nephew's tutor and, according to your man Gerald- who totally isn't sore about it- a Rotter and a Bounder and a Cad of the Lowest Order) because they're kind of petty even by the standards of this text:

(Insert 'Are you wearing the chanel boots' meme here)

(Not the gumdrop buttons Lombard sword!)