#Lida's rambling

[anne-lida]

10 characters, 10 media, 10 tags

Thank you for tagging me, @rumor-imbris! ^^

(Btw, here's her awesome list!)

Okay, since I have lightyears more than 10 characters in my heart, I'll try not to include the media that I have mentioned in any ways in this blog (because "not including the characters that I have mentioned in this blog" is still too easy xD).

Oswald Mandus - Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs

Ari Batchelder - Maximum Ride (book)

Alan Gado - Bloody Roar II

Claudio Serafino - Tekken 7

Marianne - Strange Magic

Carter Slade - Ghost Rider (film)

Phunsukh Wangdu - 3 Idiots

Hammer Girl - The Raid 2: Berandal

Terror Mask - Splatterhouse (2010)

Varian - Tangled: The Series

Tagging: @arkhangelske, @calmlystressingout, and whoever else who reads this and wants to join! ^^

[sweetest-florida-blue-peach]

I'm so tired of everyone saying that Tenya Iida is 'responsible'.

"He's the most responsible member of his class!"

"He's the class rep of 1-A! Like an annoying brother who bothers you about doing your homework!"

"He's Mr. Safety Man who will yell at you for walking too fast in the hallway!"

"He reprimanded Bakugou for putting his feet on the desk and tried stopping Midoriya and Todoroki from being reckless in Kamino Ward!"

"He's the kind of guy who'll settle down with the right partner after like a decade of building a relationship."

"There will definitely be a white wedding. He'll wait til marriage, and then there'll be nine babies and a 40-year mortgage on a house."

"Tenya Iida has a five year plan for the next fifty years of his life!"

ALL OF THESE THINGS ARE VALID, SURE, BUT HAVE WE FORGOTTEN THAT THIS IS THE SAME MAN THAT WENT OUT OF HIS WAY TO JOIN AN AGENCY HE HAD ABSOLUTELY NO INTEREST IN FOR HIS INTERNSHIP ALL FOR THE SAKE OF TRACKING DOWN STAIN TO TO FLAT OUT MURDER HIM TO AVENGE HIS FALLEN BROTHER.

IIDA CHARGED IN, GUNS BLAZING, WITH NO THOUGHT, NO PLAN, NO SELF PRESERVATION, AND WAS READY TO SQUARE UP WITH A HUMAN TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE REJECT.

AFTER SPENDING SO MUCH TIME WITH MIDORIYA, YOU'D THINK HE'D BE SMART AND RESEARCH HIS OPPONENT TO GET MORE INFO ON STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESS AND FORMULATE SOME TYPE OF STRATEGY, BUT NO. NO!

STAIN NEARLY TURNED HIM INTO A KABOB AFTER LIKE 20 SECONDS OF FACING OFF WITH HIM BECAUSE HE FOUND IIDA ANNOYING.

FIVE YEAR PLAN, MY ASS. HE MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN OUT IN FIVE YEARS FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR IF HE HAD SOMEHOW SUCCEEDED IN HOSU.

TENYA IIDA IS A MORON WITH HOMICIDAL LITTLE BROTHER TENDENCIES AND WE WILL STOP GLOSSING OVER THE FACT THAT HE LITERALLY TRIED KILLING SOMEONE JUST BECAUSE HE'S THE CLASS REP.

[thisisnotthenerd]

The Legend Lore Database

This is another use of the Legend Lore spell. All information herein is only that of legendary importance.

[a more complete database. i took some artistic liberties. see here for the updating document]

Legendary Individuals

Deities / Deific Entities

Ankarna

Infernal Deity of Fire, Rage and Conquest

Formerly the Giant Deity of Summer, Justice and the Harvest, Patron of the Giantkin of the Mountains of Chaos

Sister to Ruvina, Giant Deity of Winter and Sorrow

Spouse of Cassandra, Sylvan Deity of Mystery, Magic, and the Night

Cassandra / Nightmare King

Sylvan Deity of Mystery, Magic, and the Night, Patron of the Tribes of Sylvaire

Formerly the Nightmare King, the King of the Dark Dreaming, Rí Aisling Olc

Raised from their Undead form by the Blessed Saint Kristen Applebees

Sibling of Galicaea, Elven Goddess of the Moon, and Sol, Human God of the Sun

Spouse of Ankarna, Infernal Deity of Fire, Rage and Conquest

Stark Father of Baron from the Baronies

Eidolons

Seven Sisters, Elemental Spirits of the Universe and Hands of the Gods

From Eldest to Youngest

Chronoa, Eidolon of Time, of the Astral and Ethereal Planes

Terra, Eidolon of Earth, of the Elemental Plane of Earth

Pyrria, Eidolon of Fire, of the Elemental Plane of Fire

Nera, Eidolon of Water, of the Elemental Plane of Water

Zefira, Eidolon of Air, of the Elemental Plane of Air

Anima, Eidolon of Life, the Beginning of All Things

Talura, Eidolon of Death, the Ending of All Things

Trapped in Enchanted Mirrors created by Logran Soulforger, of which the only way out was Infinity

Galicaea / Lida

Elven Deity of the Moon, Patron of the Elves of Fallinel

Patron of Lycanthropes in her aspect as Lida

Sister of Sol, Human God of the Sun, and Cassandra, Sylvan Deity of Mystery, Magic, and the Night

Struck her Sister from memory by way of the Sylvarian Heresy

Helio

Human God of Corn

Son of Sol, Human God of the Sun, and a mortal woman

Followed by the Cult of the Harvestmen, who sought the Apocalypse through perditional contradoxy

Jane Wren

Pirate Goddess of New Horizons, Freedom, and Adventure

She who stands atop the Ramble, overlooking the City of Leviathan

Kahaerin

The Storm King, the Wrathful Primordial of Storms

Perpetually in search of his lost Daughter

Logran Soulforger

Dwarven God of the Forge, He who Makes the World

Created the Enchanted Mirrors to capture the Eidolons in Finite Form, While Leaving Escape in Infinity

Did not Commune with his Followers after the Capture of the Eidolons, until Ostentatia Wallace, Prophet of the Forge, Joined him in his Workshop

Night Yorb

Speak Not of the Night Yorb

The Manta Ray of Darkness, they who would herald an age of darkness through a slow apocalypse

Currently Sealed by the Solar Lasso in the Hangvan

Ollie

Rad Dwarven God of Shredding, Patron of Skateboarders

Ruvina

Giant Deity of Winter and Sorrow, Patron of the Giantkin of the Mountains of Chaos

Sister of Ankarna, Infernal Deity of Fire, Rage, and Conquest

Sol

Human God of the Sun, Patron of the Humans of Highcourt and Solace

Father of Helio, Human God of Corn

Once ousted from his position by Arthur Aguefort, who proceeded to never leave his office and shit in a corner

Umberlee

Goddess of the Deep Sea, Patron of that which lies in the briny depths

Punisher of Sinners who Enter Her Waters

Prohibits artifacts which control the weather

NPCs

Aelwyn Abernant

She who assassinated the first Elven Oracle, Eleminthindriel

She who sank the Harpy, Flagship of the Fleet of Kalvaxus

She who determined the second Elven Oracle, Adaine Abernant

Caused the initiation of war between the nations of Solace and Fallinel

She who dispelled the Nightmare King’s Plague of the Shadow Cat

Acting Mistress of the Compass Points Library, in lieu of Ayda Aguefort

Arthur Aguefort

Founder and Principal of the Aguefort Adventuring Academy

He who caused the Sun to Fall

Paramour of the Last Phoenix

Former Paramour of the previous Elven Oracle, Eleminthindriel

Founder of the School of Chronomancy

Father of Ayda Aguefort

Asha Hammerheart

Saint and Cleric of Logran Soulforger

One of the Three Pilgrims to the Temple to the Earth Defiant

Ayda Aguefort

The Mistress of the Compass Points LIbrary, Quartermaster of the Knowledge of Leviathan

Paramour of Figueroth the Infaethable, the Archdevil of Rebellion, the Dark Mistress of the Bottomless Pit

Creator of Adaine’s Furious Fist

Bakur / Athenriel

Infernal Servant of Ankarna, the Deity of Fire, Rage, and Conquest

Formerly Athenriel of the Faeth Lineage

Former Owner of the Armor of Pride

Cathilda “The Black” Ceili

Legendary Pirate, the Widow in Black, whose daggers flash with death and destruction

Crewmember aboard the Hangman

Elder of the Ramble, who defended Leviathan amidst the wrath of the Storm King

Chungledown Bim

Legendary Mouth-Shitter

Archnemesis of Fabian Aramais Seacaster

Survivor of Captain James Whitclaw's attack on the Cult of Bill Seacaster

Braved the Forest of the Nightmare King alone and escaped unscathed

Highest-level Warlock of the Cult of Bill Seacaster

Court of Elders

Leaders of the Tribes of Sylvaire and the Great Unicorn

Destroyed the Name of the Goddess of Mystery in the Sylvarian Heresy, in league with clerics of Galicaea

Eleminthindriel

The First Elven Oracle, succeeded by Adaine Abernant

Member of the First Council of Chosen

She who prophesied the second rise and fall of Kalvaxus

Garthy O’Brien

Prodigious Descendant of Zajiri Celestials

Impresario of the Gold Gardens, Leviathan’s hub for pleasure and sanctuary 

The Curse Breaker who fought the effects of the King of the Dark Dreaming

Child of Ayda Aguefort

Guardian of Ayda Aguefort

Name contains an anagram for the Night Yorb

Gilear Faeth

The Chosen One

Current eldest male descendant of the lineage of Athenriel

Penultimate Inheritor of the Curse of the Armor of Pride

He who stopped three Apocalypses with wishes from a Puppy

Gorthalax the Insatiable

Prince of the Nine Hells and former ruler of the Bottomless Pit

Formerly Gorthiel, the Seraph of Eating the Right Amount of Food / Temperance

Father of Figueroth the Infaethable, Archdevil of Rebellion and Dark Mistress of the Bottomless Pit

Grafmy Rootdrinker

The Druidic Leader who pushed back the Curse of the Nightmare King on the Forest of Sylvaire

Hallariel Seacaster née Lomenelda 

The Greatest Fencer to Ever Live

Daughter of Telemaine Lomenelda, Heir to Kei Lumennura

Widow of William “Old Bill” Seacaster, the Scourge of the Nine Hells

Jamina Joy

The Bosun of Leviathan

She who keeps the City afloat

She who contains a Wish for the Welfare of Leviathan

Kalina

The Shadow Cat

Right Hand of the Nightmare King

Familiar of Cassandra

The Cursed Plague of the King of the Dark Dreaming

Kalvaxus

Former Emperor of the Red Waste

Allied with the Nightmare King and the Undead of the Necronomikron

Prophesied to rise once more at the word of Elven Oracle Eleminthindriel

When Kalvaxus once again beholds his glittering treasure And seven maidens once more are chained at the mouth of his lair When war befalls the realm And a king and queen are crowned anew in Solace Then will the Emperor of the Red Waste be released from bondage His destruction will know no bounds The sun shall fall from the Heavens And the world as we know it shall perish forever

Former Vice Principal of the Aguefort Adventuring Academy

Currently the Goldenrod, the Infernal Vessel of William “Old Bill” Seacaster

Karl Cleaver

Legendary Adventurer and Member of the Pact of Kyburus

Of the Cleaver lineage of Adventurers

Kora Ironbrow

Saint and Cleric of Logran Soulforger

One of the Three Pilgrims to the Temple to the Earth Defiant

Lydia Barkrock

She who sealed Bakur in her body with rage and rage alone

The Curse of the Armor of Pride was used to excise Bakur from her body

Nuathera

The Awakened Familiar of Grafmy Rootdrinker

Leader of the Town of Arborly and Protector of the Border of Sylvaire

Octavio Costello Gainglynn

He who sailed off the edge of the World and into the Heavens

Paramour of the Solar Zarael

Pok Gukgak

Premier Agent of the Lower Planar Reconnaissance Task Force of the Plane of Bytopia

He who brought the Plague of the Shadow Cat to the nation of Solace

The first Solesian to be slayed by Kalvaxus personally in centuries

Father of Riz Gukgak, Slayer of Kalvaxus

Telemaine Lomenelda

The Greatest Elven Swordsmith, who forged Fandrangor and the Sword of Sight

Lord of Kei Lumennura, the Guardian of Elven Teens

Tectonya Karkovnya

Superintendent of the Larger Solesian School District

Legendary Wizard and Scholar of the Eidolons

She who stole the Legendarium Extrordia

Tracker O’Shaughnessy

She who dispelled the Nightmare King’s Curse on Sylvaire, the Forest of the Nightmare King

She who dispelled the Nightmare King’s Tree

Reformer of the Faith of Galicaea, Leader of Wolfsong, the Lupine Cleric of Lida

The Vulture King

Father to all Vultures, King of the Vulture Dimension

He whose body became the Royal Artifacts of the Vulture Dimension

William “Old Bill” Seacaster

He who struck down the Pirate King and Hung his Head in Gibbety Square

Captain of the Hangman

Married to Hallariel Lomenelda, the Greatest Fencer to Ever Live

Current Captain of the Infernal Wastes, Scourge of the Nine Hells

Captain of the Goldenrod, the Infernal Vessel carved from the body of Kalvaxus, Emperor of the Red Waste

Yvonna of the Sundering Hills

Saint and Cleric of Logran Soulforger

One of the Three Pilgrims to the Temple to the Earth Defiant

Zaphriel

Spirit of Endless Sky Towards Late Afternoon on a Day at the Beach with Your Feet in the Warm Sand, Just Being Chill as Hell

The Possessing Spirit of the Hangvan

PCs

Adaine Abernant:

The Second Elven Oracle, preceded by Eleminthindriel

Established the right of the Elven Oracle to be paid, via dance battle

Patron of the Oracle of Dance Fabian Aramais Seacaster

Current wielder of the Sword of Sight, Sword of the Elven Oracle

She who invoked the name of Ankarna and broke Obliviati Mori

She who sealed Bakur with the power of the Curse of the Armor of Pride

Creator of Ayda’s Comprehend Subtext

Kristen Applebees:

The Chosen of Helio, God of Corn

The Creator of Yes!/Yes?

She who Resurrected Herself

She who dispelled the Nightmare King’s Coin

She who destroyed the Crown of the Nightmare King

The Blessed Saint of Cassandra, Deity of Mystery, Night and Magic

Figueroth Faeth:

Mortal daughter of Gorthalax the Insatiable, Prince of the Nine Hells and former ruler of the Bottomless Pit

Current Archdevil of Rebellion, Figueroth the Infaethable, the Dark Mistress of the Bottomless Pit

Paramour of Ayda Aguefort, the Mistress of the Compass Points Library

Last of the Faeth Lineage to bear the Curse of the Armor of Pride

Currently holds dominion over the infernal domain of Ankarna, Goddess of Fire, Rage, and Conquest, due to the creation of Dawn of Justice, a song so metal it could claim an infernal domain

Riz Gukgak:

Fifth of the World of Spyre to summon the Night Yorb to the Material Plane

He who slayed the Dragon Kalvaxus, Emperor of the Red Waste

First living member of the Lower Planar Reconnaissance Task Force

The Investigator who Found the Prophesied Seven Maidens

Fabian Aramais Seacaster:

Mortal son of William "Old Bill" Seacaster, Legendary Pirate and the Current Captain of the Infernal Wastes, Scourge of the Nine Hells and Hallariel Lomenelda, the Greatest Fencer to Ever Live

Grandson of Telemaine Lomenelda, Swordsmith of the Elven Kings

He who killed William "Old Bill" Seacaster

Current wielder of Fandrangor, Sword of the North Star

Dance Champion of the Elven Oracle, the Oracle of Dance

Maximum Legend at the Aguefort Adventuring Academy

Gorgug Thistlespring:

He who discovered the Plague of the Shadow Cat

Creator of the Solar Lasso used to seal the Night Yorb into his personal vehicle, the Hangvan

Creator of the Barbificer Specialty, the first in the World of Spyre to combine barbarian rage and artificer spellcasting

The Greatest Wizard of Our Age, as titled by Ayda Aguefort, Mistress of the Compass Points Library

Danielle Barkstock:

Blessed of Anima, Eidolon of Life

She who assumed the form and gave voice to the Empress Anima, Eidolon of Life

One of Seven Maidens Chained at the Mouth of the Lair of Kalvaxus, the Emperor of the Red Waste

Katja Cleaver

Blessed of Terra, Eidolon of Earth

Daughter of Karl Cleaver, of the Cleaver lineage of adventurers

Friend to Horses, Rider of Cinnamon

Slayer of Jana Cleaver

One of Seven Maidens Chained at the Mouth of the Lair of Kalvaxus, the Emperor of the Red Waste

Zelda Donovan

Blessed of Zefira, Eidolon of Air

Battle Dancer of the Donovan Lineage, who was possessed by the god of wine and ecstasy in bacchanal

One of Seven Maidens Chained at the Mouth of the Lair of Kalvaxus, the Emperor of the Red Waste

Antiope Jones

Blessed of Chronoa, Eidolon of Time

She who killed Charity Blythe

Daughter of Athena and Hector Jones, of the Jones lineage of adventurers

Leader of the Reform of the Ministry of Adventure

One of Seven Maidens Chained at the Mouth of the Lair of Kalvaxus, the Emperor of the Red Waste

Penny Luckstone

Blessed of Nera, Eidolon of Water

She who revealed the Society of Shadows one of

Seven Maidens Chained at the Mouth of the Lair of Kalvaxus, the Emperor of the Red Waste

Sam Nightingale:

Blessed of Talura, Eidolon of Death, the Ending of All Things

She who released Talura upon Spyre for the first time in millennia

She who guided Talura to infinite form

One of Seven Maidens Chained at the Mouth of the Lair of Kalvaxus, the Emperor of the Red Waste

Ostentatia Wallace:

The first forge cleric to Commune with Logran Soulforger in millennia

Prophet of Logran Soulforger

Designer for the Gods

Blessed of Pyrria, Eidolon of Fire

One of Seven Maidens Chained at the Mouth of the Lair of Kalvaxus, the Emperor of the Red Waste

Barbarella Sasparilla Gainglynn

The Goddess of the Gold Gardens

Daughter of Octavio Costello Gainglynn and Zarael

She who struck down the Storm-Druid Alamaria

Myrtle (the Bitch)

The Priestess of Storms, Devout of Umberlee, the Sinker of Ships and Collector of the Treasures of the Deep

Jack Brakkow

Unlucky Jack, he who escaped the Bilge only to sink in the depths of betrayal

The Captain of the Late Bloomer, whose crew haunts the mast kept at his side always

Legendary Adventuring Parties

The Bad Kids (Adventuring Party):

Members: Adaine Abernant, Kristen Applebees, Figueroth Faeth, Riz Gukgak, Fabian Aramais Seacaster, Gorgug Thistlespring

Slayed Daybreak, leader of the Harvestmen, and averted the apocalypse of perditional contradoxy

Defeated Kalvaxus, Emperor of the Red Waste

Defeated Occularia, Queen of Sight

Defeated Captain James Whitclaw, the archnemesis of William “Old Bill” Seacaster and prevented the crowning of a new Pirate King

Demolished the Elven prison, Calethriel Tower

Defeated the Nightmare King, the King of the Dark Dreaming

Defeated the Cult of the Night Yorb

Defeated the Night Yorb

The Sole Survivors of the Sundering of the Synod of Spyre

The first adventuring party in living memory to survive the Last Stand-ard Exam

The Buccaneer Buddies (Adventuring Party)

Members: Sunny Biscotto, Jack Brakkow, Barbarella Sasparilla Gainglynn, Cheese Stormcrank, Marcid the Typhoon, Myrtle the Bitch

Prevented the Summoning of William Seacaster for the destruction of Leviathan

Saved Leviathan from Destruction at the hands of Langley Sheffield-Harrington, Clive Mardres, the Storm-Druid Alamaria, and the Crescent Moon Trading Company

Averted the Wrath of the Storm King by disrupting the ritual of Alamaria and returning the Daughter of Storms to the briny depths

The Seven / The Maidens (Adventuring Party)

Members: Danielle Barkstock, Katja Cleaver, Zelda Donovan, Antiope Jones, Penny Luckstone, Sam Nightingale, Ostentatia Wallace

The Seven Maidens Chained at the Mouth of the Lair of Kalvaxus, the Emperor of the Red Waste

Eliminated the Cult of Kalvaxus as vengeance for their capture

Cleansed the Temple of the Earth Defiant of the mutated monstrosities

Commandeered the Rombosa, the Pleasure Barge of Talcidimir Tallbreeze and kidnapped hundreds of nobles from the Baronies

Averted Project Reset, an effort by the Ministry of Adventure to cause world-ending disasters

Defeated Talura, Eidolon of Death, the Ending of All Things, by channeling the spirits of the Eidolons

Legendary Items

Sword of Sight

The Sword of the Elven Oracle, forged by the legendary swordsmith Telemaine Lomenelda

Currently owned by the Elven Oracle Adaine Abernant

Fandrangor

The Sword of the North Star, forged by the legendary swordsmith Telemaine Lomenelda and gifted to the Elven King Thristwin Eversong

Currently owned by Fabian Aramais Seacaster

The Armors of Sin

Seven Suits of Infernal Armor, each forged by a different Infernal Being and associated with the Sins assigned to them by name

Armor of Gluttony - Armor Carved of White Bone, armed with a massive spiked net. Chosen Armor of Gorthalax the Insatiable. 

Armor of Pride - Armor of Gleaming gold, armed with a Golden Halberd

Armor gifted from Ankarna to her follower Athenriel. After Athenriel took on the form of Bakur, the armor passed through his lineage patrilineally until it was gifted to Gorthalax the Insatiable. 

The curse of the armor transferred to the eldest male descendants of the lineage with the death of each previous holder of the curse. The most recent of these was Gilear Faeth. Upon reunification with the line of Athenriel, the curse was left in a flux state, until it was taken on by the Dark Mistress and Archdevil of the Bottomless Pit, Figueroth the Infaethable. 

The Curse was broken and sealed in the Sword of Sight, and later used to remove the containment of Bakur from the body of Lydia Barkrock

Armor of Lust - Armor of Jet Black Leather, stitched together with a zipper over the mouth.

Armor of Envy - Armor formed of Pure Mirror

Armor of Wrath - Armor of Bleeding Iron, armed with two double-sided flails/scourges.

Armor of Greed

Armor of Sloth

Owned by Gorthalax the Insatiable and kept in the Bottomless Pit until stolen by the Scourge of the Nine Hells, Bill Seacaster.

The Transubstantiations of the Nightmare King

Four symbols of the Unnamed Goddess’ power, converted into four curses which spread the power of the King of the Dark Dreaming

The Coin, a curse placed on the hoard of Kalvaxus that allowed the Nightmare King to possess those who had knowledge of their wealth’s origin (Dragon Madness). This curse came from the trans-substantiation of the spellbook of the Unnamed Goddess, now known as Cassandra. DIspelled by the Blessed Saint Kristen Applebees.

The Plague, a curse placed on the familiar of the Unnamed Goddess, Kalina the Shadow Cat. This curse converted Kalina into a plague that manifested as various illusionary powers, with additional strength within the borders of Sylvaire. Dispelled by Aelwyn Abernant.

The Curse, a curse that bound celestials who attempted to enter the Nightmare King’s Forest and utilized their energies to power the mycelium web of trans-substantiations. This curse originated from the cottage of the Unnamed Goddess. Dispelled by Tracker O’Shaughnessy.

The Tree, a curse on the arcane focus of the Unnamed Goddess, a broomstick which became the Tree at the center of Sylvaire. This curse altered the shape of the Forest to suit the fears of those who entered–the more confident a traveler was in their path, the further they traveled from the center of the Forest. Dispelled by Tracker O’Shaughnessy.

The Crown of the Nightmare King

The last remnant of the Nightmare King after the Fall of Kalvaxus

A talisman capable of anchoring an extraplanar being to a world as if they were native to that plane

The Source of a great deal of power for the other trans-substantiations

Powerfully Cursed for mortal beings. Singular Curse broken by Garthy O’Brien

Dispelled by the Blessed Saint Kristen Applebees, through her Honest Worship of Doubt and her Resurrection of the Goddess Cassandra

The Daughter of Storms

Marble Relief that contains the soul of the daughter of Kahaerin, the Storm King, who calls the wrath of storms when it is brought above the surface of the deep sea

The Legendarium Extrordia

Divinatory Artifact that tracks the classification and progression of quests in the world of Spyre

Watches and Wards

Protective Ward created by the Elven Oracle Eleminthindriel, that prevents harmful summonings and conjurations on the grounds of the Aguefort Adventuring Academy

Only removable from the Aguefort Adventuring Academy Library by Arthur Aguefort and the Elven Oracle. Removed by Elven Oracle Adaine Abernant

[sexykatsuki17]

Teachers Belly Vs Students Belly

Before school on Monday Aizawa was in the teacher lounge grading papers, this was his least favorite part of Being a teacher he had to grade 20 students papers. Soon present Mic walked into the teachers lounge. What’s up Eraser Present mic said Aizawa groaned why aren’t these kids getting this? What are you grading? Present mic asked I’m grading the test that my students took today. Aizawa said why not wait until after class Present Mic said I only teach one thing Mic. Mic smiled, yeah I know just trying to make it easier on you buddy Aizawa rolled his eyes before he got up walking out of the teachers lounge.

As Aizawa walked out Midnight smiled. He seems to be in a cranky mood. I hope that the kids don’t drive him too crazy, agreed Present mic said As Aizawa walked down the hall to class 1A he heard what sounded like Bakugo yelling and lida trying to calm him down.

Aizawa took a deep breath. Oh great, today should be fun, Aizawa said sarcastically. Soon Aizawa opened the door and everyone was quiet.

Good morning class Aizawa said good morning Mr Aizawa the class said I just wanna start by apologizing for any yelling you may have heard Lida said Bakugo rolled his eyes. Tell Deku to stop rambling all the damn time it’s really fucking annoying Bakugo said Deku can’t help it that’s who he is Uraraka said oh shut it pink cheeks you just like this damn nerd bakugo said Enough Bakugo you have been disrespectful since you got here this morning Lida said oh shut it four eyes Bakugo said.

Aizawa looked at Bakugo, Lida, uraraka, and Midoriya. Can I start homeroom now? We have a lot to discuss. Aizawa said sorry sir Lida said teacher's pet Bakugo said under his breath Bakugo? Aizawa said what? Bakugo asked I had enough of your outburst today. Just shut up and let me do my job. Aizawa said Bakugo was quiet for the rest of the lesson.

Aizawa discussed their test and any other important news that should be addressed to the class. Uraraka raised her hand. Yes? Aizawa asked what are the grades on the test? I can’t share that with the whole class. Aizawa said Uraraka nodded.

After school Katsuki and Kirishima were walking back to the dorms. Did you hear the way that Mr Aizawa was talking to me telling me to shut up? Katsuki said kicking a can of soda that someone littered, yeah I heard Kirishima said they continued to walk back to the dorms.

Later that evening Katsuki got a text from Aizawa. Katsuki who just got out of the shower checked his phone.

Aizawa: Hello problem child number 2.

Bakugo: How the hell did you get my number?

Aizawa: I have my ways.

Bakugo: What are you staker now?

Aizawa: No, since you couldn’t be quiet in today's class I wanna do a challenge with you.

Bakugo: The hell? A teacher wanting to do a challenge with a student fine what challenge did you have in mind?

Aizawa: a laxative challenge.

Bakugo: A laxative challenge? Are you sure your old stomach can handle it?

Aizawa: You have such a vulgar mouth young man anyway we start tomorrow Good night.

Bakugo: Good night.

The next day Bakugo heard a knock on his room door and a note slip under his door. Bakugo stretched before he got up to look at the note.

The note

Good morning Bakugo I went to the store and got you some Laxative I’m not sure that you had any but these are strong ones use as much as you can

-Sign Aizawa

Bakugo smiled before he opened the door and he saw the bag of strong laxatives. He looked through the bag and gently rubbed his stomach. My stomach is going to be so upset after this Bakugo said as he went to get dressed for the school day.

A couple minutes later Bakugo went to the kitchen where he saw his classmates and a mug with his name on it. The drink inside it was coffee Bakugo swallowed thickly as he added some laxatives into the coffee and he started to drink. His stomach started to growl immediately while drinking the coffee Kirishima came up behind him and started to gently rub his gurgling belly. Bakugo’s belly growled loudly at the touch, get your hands off my belly Bakugo said I was just trying to soothe it. Is it upset this morning? Kirishima asked so what if it is? Bakugo said Kirishima smiled let’s go to class Bakugo finished his coffee. His stomach was not liking the laxatives so as they walked Bakugo’s stomach was quite loud.

Aizawa was sipping on his laxative coffee and his stomach was growling loudly as he was getting everything ready. Oh my that doesn’t sound good Midnight said you don’t say Aizawa said I can imagine that it doesn’t feel good either? Midnight asked it doesn’t I feel like my intestines are popping Aizawa said awww you poor thing. I hope you feel better soon Midnight said as she took her seat at her office chair.

Soon the bell rang and Aizawa made his way to class 1A. The growling in Bakugo’s belly didn’t feel any better. It was constantly growling he drinked some water to try and calm his stomach but that only made it worse.

Soon Aizawa walked in Good Morning Mr Aizawa the class said minus Bakugo was in embarrassment. Good Morning class Aizawa said before he let out a monstrous belch ugh, excuse me Aizawa said is it just me or does it seem like Kachan and Mr Aizawa both came to class today with upset stomachs? Midoriya asked I think they did Kirishima laughed how about we make Mr Aizawa crap in this bucket Kirishima said Good idea The boys nodded.

Bakugo and Aizawa’s stomach both growled loudly at the same time Bakugo blushed out of embarrassment while Aizawa gently rubbed his stomach. Oh my goodness what upset stomachs they have Kaminari said everyone agreed watch this Kirishima said as he got up and he poked Bakugo’s stomach. Bakugo gagged covering his mouth as his stomach growled loudly Kirishima gently rubbed Bakugo back, get your damn hand off of me Bakugo said just then Bakugo farted loudly having diarrhea on himself. He had diarrhea on himself for a good minute. Bakugo blushed out of embarrassment, everyone laughed at him but the smell was awful. Aizawa felt his stomach bubbling quite badly. Here Mr Aizawa Kirishima said giving Aizawa the bucket. Aizawa took the bucket and he had explosive diarrhea in it.

After a very long day Aizawa and Bakugo both took showers and were laying down in bed Midnight and Kirishima gently rubbing and patting Aizawa and Bakugo’s settled bellies.

Does that feel good baby? Midnight asked mmm Aizawa moaned as he stretched to give midnight more room to rub his stomach.

Does this feel good Blasty? Kirishima asked Bakugo Belched softly and then he gently moaned I take that as a yes Kirishima smiled

Both Aizawa and Bakugo went to sleep happy that night in the arms of their lovers.

[anne-lida]

It's more like a FELINE largo feature, I think. They'd done it since way back when.

And it's not levitating. It's jumping sky high. :3

hmm. something tells me this isn’t meant to happen

[cookie-run-guild-rats]

Why is his double jump landing sprite just

Sit

Also he slidin

[shippyboi]

Top Ten favorite MHA Characters (as in my favorites)

1. Tenya Iida

2. Nemuri Kayama/Midnight

3. Himiko Toga

4. Hitoshi Shinsou

5. TetsuTetsu

6. Eijiro Kirishima

7. Hizashi Yamada/Present Mic

8. Tsuyu Asui

9. Ochako Uraraka

10. Kan Sekijirou/Vlad King

Honorable mentions: Entirity of the lov, entirity of 1-B, Inasa, Camie, Seiji, Jirou, Nejire, most women pros

Top five favorite ships

1. MtMidnight (Yu Takeyama/Mt Lady x Nemuri Kayama/Midnight)

2. IiTogaChako (Tenya Iida x Himiko Toga x Ochako Uraraka)

3. TsuShou (Hitoshi Shinsou x Tsuyu Asui)

4. MomoJirou (Momo Yaoyorozu x Kyoka Jirou)

5. IidaMei (Tenya Iida x Mei Hatsume)

Honorable mentions: Kiribaku, kentetsu (kendo x tetsu), Dabishiggy, MsMidnight (Ms Joke x Midnight), etc

Also after Shinsou on the ranking it goes in no particular order after that.

[anne-lida]

Tag Game ♫

Great genuine gratitude for tagging me, @rumor-imbris! ^^

(And please check her amazing list here!)

RULES: When you get this, list 5 songs you actually listen to at the moment. Then tag 5-10 followers to do the same.

Quite a perfect timing! I've been repeating my (now updated) old playlist for... more than a week, probably.

Its shuffling at the moment is quite terrible, though--it's three songs in a row by the same artist. For fairness' sake, I list the first songs that were played for each different artists and coincidentally, my playlist has exactly five different artists! ^^

(Which also explains the lack of artist variety xD)

1.) Trick or Treat - Creepy Symphony

2.) Twilight Force - Queen of Eternity

3.) Luca Turilli's Rhapsody - Dante's Inferno

4.) Turilli/Lione Rhapsody - D.N.A. (Demon and Angel)

5.) Lione/Conti - Somebody Else (Orchestral Version) [and bonus OG version, for those who curious]

Well... not exactly from "five different artists", are they? xD

Anyway, tagging @arkhangelske, @calmlystressingout, @beauty-at-matrix, and whoever see this post! :D

[meroko26us]

Watched the New BNHA OVAS and...

Gonna do a mini review on what I liked and didn’t like.Spoilers for those who haven’t seen it yet: 

First a summary:

So as we know the class does rescue training to rescue someone from the mall. In the OVA they reveal the teams are split up into team A and team B. Also the “person” they are rescuing is a training dummy. This OVA’s main cast is Iida, Momo, Todoroki, Tsuyu, Ochako, Kaminari, Kirishima, Tokoyami, Bakugo, and Midoriya. The rest of the class is in team B but we don’t see what they’re doing.  While underground looking for the dummy the ground and ceiling start collapsing. Iida gets hurt and the others must get him out while also looking for the dummy and trying to prevent Tokoyami’s quirk from going out of control.

Things I liked: 

The best thing about this OVA was seeing the characters again (It hasn’t been that long since season 4 ended but I love this show and miss it when it’s gone)

The izuocha moment when they blushed afte bumping into each other (They are just too cute)

The antics (everyone’s in character and being serious but also silly at times like BNHA is known for.) 

Izuku (He’s smart and brave like he always is, my fave boy)

Now the things I didn’t like:

The recaps (at the beginning and also whenever they talk about someone’s quirk they do a recap of it, since this is a season 4 OVA the audience should know, also this cuts into the runtime)

Not Seeing Team B (as I said before we only see team A so all other characters frrom Team b are not seen or even heard from, I suspect this might be a popularity thing btu still)

Iida getting hurt and not doing anything else during the training (He did save Momo which was awesome but after that he didn’t get to do anything other be “the one needing rescuing”). 

Biggest thing I didn’t like was that this was planned (It was no real surprise to me that this was a planned test by Aizawa. This further being confirmed with him having recovery girl there with him at the site of the “test”. While UA does a lot of dangerous sorta like this this is more extreme then the rest. Most of the times we see people get hurt during training it’s Izuku’s quirk which he can’t control well. However this time they sent the kids underground where they couldn’t see them or the debris falling THEN filled it with water so someone coulda drowned. Yeah I know it all was okay in the end but what if someone was knocked unconscious and alone in the water? Also Recovery girl is only with Aizawa at Team A’s site. What would they have done if Team B needed help? This part just rubbed me the wrong way. If they showed some cameras or locators showing they knew where they all were at all times I woulda felt better. They had Aizawa say “We have precautions if things go wrong” but that didn’t calm me at all.

Overall I did like it but that last point had me so worried. I did love seeing it and left feeling good though. I do recommend for BNHA fans to watch if they can. What did everyone else like or not like about it? Thanx for reading.

[rainecloud020604]

Malditos, what are they? Well, it’s spanish for “Cursed ones”, a horrible nickname really but they are Universo’s worlds equivalent to witches. Yes, witches. 

there are only a few who live in his world, including him, his mother and Lida, his aunt. It’s rare for them to be born, but when they are it’s almost obvious that they are a Maldito.

Their abilities? well, other than the ones they are born with they can develop abilities over time that normally dont connect back to their element. If you notice, Universo just randomly gained the ability to teleport, which he never had before. He developed this throughout time due to the amount of times it would come in handy. 

One ability Maldito's all share is the ability to fuse. Now they normally fuse with someone close otherwise there are migraines and pains that come afterwards.

other abilities that normally develop over time are the abilities to place enchantments and possibly alter reality if they really really need to. 

In their world Maldito’s aren’t respected and treated like nothing, so they try their best to hide it. It’s rare for them to be open about it unless they dont care or they really want to be hated by everyone...

here is a very overdue ramble, enjoy. 

[rorymanceryiik]

I found autistic Tenya headcanons and I’m living

[tea-with-veth]

hi! ive noticed that you and several other writers (chrys, subwalls, etc) have a sort of community and i think a discord? and i think thats really cool! if ur ok with it, i wanted to ask what kind of experiences youve had with that sort of writing community (highs, lows, etc)? also, is this discord private/can new members join? have a great day/night! :D

Hello Anon! I am now going to rant about how cool this community is and my friends are, so sorry in advance about the massive blocks of texts I’m about to write. 

I met most of my friends in this community through the LBMSWA discord. It’s a fairly small private server full of some awesome authors, artists, and generally cool people from the MCYT community, and honestly, it’s...pretty hard to describe. LBMSWA is a family, complete with mothers, siblings, The Cousin™️, aunts and uncles, fathers, and some short humans.  It’s like the mafia if the mafia dealt in love and bullying instead of murder and smuggling illegal alcohol during prohibition. It’s, to say the least, an enigma. We murder our adopted internet children during an impromptu Dream SMP roleplay on Wednesdays and then play Jackbox on Saturday nights. I’d say LBMSWA is my home-away-from-home, but it’s more like… a home I carry in my pocket. Occasionally they call me a simp. I love them anyway, and I’d steal the stars for them, and they’d fight a bear (or eight) for me. 

I’ve met a lot of other cool authors through The Book and Quill SMP/discord another private server, which has some of the most well-known writers in this community (like, I’m not kidding, there are some very famous people there it’s quite intimidating sometimes) who mostly chill, talk about various memes, and play Minecraft. (I’ve got the coolest treehouse, and go mining on Sunday afternoons when I just need to vibe). 

As far as experiences in this community, I honestly couldn’t describe the highs and lows, because it’s been, in truth, one long and wonderful high. I’ll tell you a secret: practically every single author/artist in this community is excited to meet new people and make new friends. I joined LBMSWA because Firefly464 reached out to me. I met Subwaywalls, Hognose Snake, Blu000jay (aka Rox), and Chrys because I made fanart for their (brilliant) fics, and then continued to reach out. Lumberjack-halt aka my big sister Comfy reblogged my art and recommended my fic, and I DMed her on Tumblr to say thank you. 

Now I edit Firefly’s fic, and she calls me Mom and sent me a stuffed Tiger named Charles. Subwaywalls shares snippets of her writing and she, Chrys, and I fight over being one another’s #1 fans. I have unfettered access to Comfy’s WIPs and bully her into writing more. Chrys and I show up in one another’s DMs and scream love at one another and sometimes cry. Nkhatoic and Wax asked me to help edit one of their fics shortly after we met, which was my first real editing gig, and one of my favorites. And that’s just scratching the surface. It’s been so rewarding not only to have so much love and creativity poured into me but to be able to aid and inspire other artists! 

All this is to say, there are a lot of cool people out there, and most of them are very excited to meet you if you’re willing to reach out. 

As for Chrys, Subwaywalls, and I, along with several other very talented creators… beyond our various group chats and LBMSWA hangouts, you can find us on the Young God discord, for Chry’s fic. You can find a link at the end of their interlude: lida fic. 

Sorry, this is quite the ramble. This community has been incredibly wonderful and life-changing, and I wouldn’t be doing this without them. Creators need support, and few people are as supportive and helpful as fellow artists and authors. I am incredibly thankful for them. <3 

[awesomeshadowedninja]

The Sacrifice of a Hero (All Might x reader)

Hi guys, umm, I’ve really been engrossed and into my hero academy lately and OMG!! I love all of it! The character development is ON! It makes me cry and happy and excited and entertained and proud all at the same time. Never thought I would love another anime as much as Naruto (Og, RIP) But gawddd. Okay sorry, ignore this I’m just rambling about it now. 

Warnings: None.

Contents - All Might is still in love with you after 15 years and he still misses you. And yeh, I can’t describe it. Continue to read if you want. Okay baiii

All Might. The Symbol of Peace. The Pillar. The Number One Hero. That’s what everyone called him, acknowledged him for and it brought him pride and honour with a never ending smile. Everyone knew how strong and confident he was. The hero that saved everyone. The good hero who puts everyone else first. The hero that sacrificed himself till the end.

And in one day, one moment. It was all gone. 

He was nothing but the remnants of a past. The leftovers. He was now the ‘use to be’ hero. All Might needed to be protected because his body was weak and frail. Scrawny and bony. There was nothing left but the shadow of a true and powerful person. He was just, Toshinori Yagi.

But even then, in those insecurities, those dark moments and thoughts. It couldn’t compare to the regret and guilt of a life so far from what he’s walked. He could have been completely different. A normal man with a normal life, a normal goal that left him to rely on others for his safety and security. 

No, I cannot dwell on the past. The retired hero thought to himself as the sign of class of 1.A came into view. Sluggishly he opened the door and entered with a large smile, hiding away the doubts that he had a second ago. For the sake of these kids, these promising children, I will continue to smile. Of course they greeted him with a lot of enthusiasm, some more than others - Izuku Mirdoriya, who smiled at him adoringly. Today he decided to talk about the heavy side of becoming a hero. The sacrifice it took.

“As you all know, becoming the number hero that all of you students have the potential to be. Being number one has its faults.” The male’s blue irises scanned the room of all their wide eyed faces, even young Bakugo was paying attention to what he was saying. “Or no matter what hero you decide to be, there are consequences to this duty.” Staring directly at his successor, Toshinori felt a little bit of pity but continued to speak. “Now do any of you have ideas of what someone might have to sacrifice?” To his prediction, Lida was first to put his hand up and boom across the classroom to have permission to speak in which he granted.

“Time, All Might-sensei. We sacrifice time for training and becoming greater than the day before.” The blonde haired blue eyed teacher felt pride at the words and he nodded in acknowledgement but continued to listen to what the other’s had to say. Young Uraraka mentioned food, which made him laugh. Kirishima mentioned having passion for other things and manliness. So forth and so forth. This exercise was to cause the teens to realise the world they could be missing if they chose the road of a saviour, a protector. Wanted them to understand that not everything wasn’t bright and bushy. Wanted them to realise that the road of a warrior was challenging and difficult. But Izuku Midoriya, when he put his hand up, surprised All Might so much that it left him stunned.

“What did you have to sacrifice?” 

All Might, the great symbol of peace. The number one hero that brought ease to people’s minds as they slept soundlessly at night. Had to finally admit the truth. What did I have to sacrifice?  The question kept him up at night as he tried to sleep. He knew all too well of the answer. In fact, the answer to his question was as simple but as complicated as the word, life. 

He felt the intrigued gazes of his students, waiting for a reply, an answer. He assumed that they were expecting something goofy and stupid, perhaps a joke. But the truth is harsh and it hurts. Still pained him to this day. Out of everything, his ultimate sacrifice was…

“Love.” Toshinori didn’t expect the young students to understand but he knew they would react. They all oohed and instantly questioned who it was since all that was something no one knew about except for Gran Torino. All but a secret. But Toshinori didn’t want to tell the high school students so he brushed it off with a joke. ���It was just a high school crush, nothing serious.” His booming laughter echoed through the walls of the classroom. So fake. So plastic. None could imagine the pain behind his words. 

Yes, Toshinori Yagi’s greatest sacrifice was letting her go. His greatest mistake, guilt and regret. The choice and burden of choosing to be the number one hero, to protect and save the world instead of the love of his life. To this day, his feelings never wavered, still burned with fiery passion.

How could he ever admit that she was his greatest weakness. The one thing he was prepared to follow, to leave his life as the symbol of peace to be just a normal guy living with the only woman that moved his heart. The only woman in his heart that he would have changed the past for. All Might knew if he could, he would have reversed time and chose you. 

How could he forget you.

The sweet innocent smile that danced on her lips when he cracked one of his goofy jokes, every time. The blush that gave your pale cheeks colour, the blush that only he could cause as he’d hold her hand and show even a little sign of affection.The way your soft but genuine laugh would warm his body that no one could ever make him feel. Lighting up his world. The way you accepted him so easily when showing his true self, didn’t look at him differently but treated him the same. Like a strong and capable man.

The woman that held his hands in the street when he was just Toshinori Yagi, ignoring the odd glances and glares of those around them. The woman that stayed up on nights ends waiting for his return just to make sure he was well fed and okay. 

You were forever and always imprinted in his mind. 

You held his body tight when he’d come home tired and exhausted, even the times when he’d bawl his eyes out because of the people he couldn’t save. You whispered your feelings to him everyday and night, so pure and genuine. You were like an angel, a woman that made lazy days so much better. That made him confident in both forms. That loved him endlessly. Truly. Honestly. And willfully.

He imagined his life with you if he wasn’t All Might. If he was just Toshinori Yagi. How he’d wake you up with a tender kiss and a smile, holding you firmly in his arms. With kids running around the house that were spitting images of you and him, calling you Mum and Dad. How he could have been a simple man with a loving family, that he would care for till the end of his days. 

But that dream, that hope, that could have been all crumbled away when he chose to spend the rest of his life being the number one hero. 

The day he left you with nothing but a note, saying he didn’t love you anymore. It was just a lie. But a lie that had to be. He remembered waking up in the middle of the night, packing his gears and then disappearing with the last of a lingering kiss on the cheek of your sleeping figure.

Yes, out of all the battles and challenges in his life. Leaving you was the nightmare that haunted his dreams for months. He gave you up because he knew that people would find out about you and they would come after you. He told himself it was to protect you. All Might told himself everyday to keep himself from running back to your arms, to your warm smile, your love. But deep down, Toshinori Yagi and All Might were just afraid of the happiness he could have had.

‘Yes, it was to protect you.’

That’s exactly what he said before he walked out the door, the day he chose his dream and duty over love. The burden of being the pillar for the rest of the world. That was his sacrifice. His sacrifice was you. 

The Sacrifice of a True Hero.

[cookie-run-guild-rats]

Yeah! *dances around you in circles*

*happy monkey circle plays in the background as Lida joins in the spinny dance*

[shippyboi]

The fact that Iida dresses like a 37 year old dad makes me really happy. Go king give us everything.

[anne-lida]

Got tagged by @arkhangelske like... months ago? Sorry ^^;

Rules: Tag 9 people (Or more or less ^^") you want to get to know better or catch up with

Favorite color: I think it's Red, but most of my favorite fictional characters are dominantly in Blue, Black, and/or White XD. Personally, would still prefer a touch of Red to "make them pop".

Last song: Zornheym - Keep the Devil Away. I found this MV on YouTube ads and fyi, whenever there's YT music ads, I try my best not to skip it except for songs from Noble Demon records because I was always advertised with super slow, heavy Doom Metal songs and... I'm just not into it. I almost skipped this too if it's not for the cleans ("Cleans?! In Noble Demon songs?! O_o"). The cleans is interesting enough to keep me listening until I heard violin and somewhat fell in love with this song :')

Currently reading: Usa Gyoro! and Usa Gyoro! ~Young~ by Mamemoyashi. It's been a long time since I read any manga outside AoT realm. The rabbit Gyoro's googly-eyes on the covers tempted me to buy them and boy, they were hilarious and somehow felt relatable slice-of-life gems. Hopefully it got translated to English one day.

Last movie: I swear I didn't just watch Morbius because of the meme trend--my mom suddenly asked me to watch it together for unknown reason XD. IMO not as bad as people said but... its fight scenes are lacking intensity or emotional connection. Its other aspects are harmless for me ._.

Sweet, savory or spicy?: My first instinct wanted to say savory, but I love to alternate between different tastes, sometimes for mere palette curiosity.

Currently working on?: Honestly? Undergraduate thesis ._.

I'm tagging @rumor-imbris and @calmlystressingout. And feel free for anyone else to join in! ^^