#Less medieval homophobia still people being prejudiced and weird

[devilsburger]

my take on sexualities in this Burger King AU

Henry - bisexual but believes he is Straight bc he got hetmarried. Does not consider himself homophobic bc “everyone can appreciate a hot dude” but also bc of his one big previous homoerotic situationship breakup heartbreak staunchly has the amazing opinion that Men are Incapable of True Romantic Attachment, because they’ll leave you for Jesus

Eleanor - technically Straight tho has gotten a kick out of playing around with girls to mess with guys’ attentions and stuff and in the married life, does fun mind games with the side chicks. But prefers more the undivided attention.

Junior - is Straight for real, really tries to be an Ally(tm) to varying degrees of success. Maybe would be a bit curious about experimenting just for curiousity’s sake but bc he is spoken for and in a very standard relationship is afraid to talk broach the subject.

Richard - Gay with some demi tendencies but unself-aware of this so he just judges everyone for being “shallow” and bc of this is getting into some weird nofap ideologies (immediately ditches as soon as he gets laid)

Geoffrey - bisexual and pretty cool about it however is stuck in the “damn no one want u fr” meme stage for an embarrassing amount of time due to being in Jr’s shadow (Richard and his band buddies tease him about this bc they are meanies)

John - Also straight. tho he’s a young and kind of left to his devices so his exposure to sexuality is just the spam and virus ads. He’ll grow up to have more charm tho

Philip - also bisexual but will swear up and down in his later adult life that the whole Richard relationship was some foolishness of youth hetero Exception sort of thing