#Lanton Pyre AskAwt

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oh, you're a vampire, huh? well, then i guess i'll just HUAHGH [THROWS GARLIC BREAD AT YOU]

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have you ever met a vampire?

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The rules of today’s game are simple. You guys can ask the blog and anyone who would use it whatever you like. And we’ll answer, just like usual! Except this time, we’re going to lie. Every single post made today will be completely untrue, apart from one. The game is, you have to work out which one! If you’re right, you win! The truth will be revealed tomorrow in a link to the honest post that I’ll put in a reblog of this one, but until then it’s time to play!

Please, don’t ask anything that’ll spoil the game, but other than that the usual rules apply! Have fun everyone!

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Who's your least favorite person, Lanton?

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lanton, do you prefer the hot or the cold?

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Any pets? Or other creatures besides you 5?

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Why are y’all gay?

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Thoughts on crocs?

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Opinions on goats?

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Are you guys straight?

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Are there any other demons on this plane of reality?

It’s a shame too because there’s a few people I truly miss

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*stomps in like a little dork* HELLO SILLY BOY!!! *pats him and runs away, refusing to elaborate*

Hi?

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would you still love clari if she was a worm?

Do humans do that?! Clari?! Clari are you going to turn into a worm?! Hold on, I have to go talk to my wife!

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I have been informed that this is an internet joke and not something I need to panic about. Yes, I’d love her no matter what, but crikey mortal do you have to scare me like that?

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Hello, internet!

If you’re reading this it means it worked! I am officially live on the web! Not the web like Clari’s webs, the web like the World Wide Web. The wider digital landscape, I heard Bates call it. I don’t know all the proper names for all the things yet, but Clari helped me set up this tumbling account and now I have this blog! Anyway if there’s anything you want to ask me or the others, you can contact us right here! I’ll pass on anything you guys say, within reason, so ask away! This is going to be so fun.

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Do you know anyone who’s been possessed?

They don’t like me to talk about them though, and I don’t like to talk about possession itself, so if you want anything else you’ll have to ask yourself

Bates is now available for asks

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i'm sorry for being so mean when we first met. i don't really know how else to be. [a soft breeze blows]