#Langstrom Fischler has mastered social media

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Greetings, fellow internettians!

My apologies for the social media hiatus, I’ve been working VERY hard on a

VERY BIG

VERY EXCITING

VERY WORLD-CHANGING

🌟NEW INVENTION!!!🌟

Make that bit big. And make it sparkle. I don’t care if there isn’t a button for that, make it sparkle!

AND!

Because I know all about creating tension and excitement and all that, I’m not going to tell you what it is until the Big Announcement Day!

IN FACT! For even more anticipation building I’m not going to tell you when that big announcement day is. You’ll have to bait your breath and gird your whatsits and wait until next week to find out when you are going to find out!

Jenkins, remind me to make the pre-announcement announcement on Tuesday. No don’t write that bit. Honestly what imbecile employed you?