#Lakota Bear-Maw

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Bad descriptions of my DnD Characters Because I’m Bored

Bitter Ex-Slaver in search of a brothel and her dad (unrelated)

"Self-taught” tiefling monk who’s personality trait is “I hate being told what to do” 

Flightless angel loves her shotgun weilding dad and his swamp. 

Died once. 0/10. Can slaughter enemies with paladin might but is defeated by modern slang.

Twins who share a body, and decided they’d spend the rest of their lives paying student loans for a degree in m u r d e r. 

A little bit of asbestos and arsnic never hurt anyone, according to this spore druid. 

She’s beauty. She’s grace. Your neck is bleeding and she also robbed you. 

Got possessed by Sans from undertale, basically. Nice gal, until you wanna have a bad time. 

What’s worse than a bear? a raging bear 

My mum’s a spider lady and she gave me cool powers so bow down, bitches 

Lovely deaf monster girl who can do no wrong, accidentally got sent to hell