#Laito duck crack headcanons

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While were alll on the subject of pets I feel like shu would have a cat (Canonly he does own a tabby cat) I feel like he needs something that would just as much as him

Reiji definitely would own a hedgehog or a platypus (but I’m leaning towards hedgehog more)

Most people would say Ayato would own a dog something that can keep up with him but what I think is he would own a pet turtle and name him something stupid like speedy

Kanato would own birds but I feel like he would want a quiet pet and birds are loud so maybe fish with an intricate pattern

Laito obviously has ducks as pets

Subaru would own a pet bunny an vinyl one to be specific the one with white fur and red eyes something that looks like him so he can kind of relate to it

anyways those are some of my head cannons

AHAHA YES OMFG

We’ve been on the duck topic for months now I love it

I love hearing everyone’s Diapet headcanons, I know there was a previous ask on here of one of the boys having a platypus and Ayato not believing they lay eggs, that was rly funny

I love all of those omg esp Reiji with a hedgehog

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The first thought that came into my head was “it’s laito’s duck” so now I’m sharing it here 🚶🏽‍♂️

AKXJAJDJ GOD BLESS U MAC

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these ducks have been in my mind all day and I just saw a dawn dish soap commercial….

OH MY GOD AHAHHA LSKFJSDLF YES

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I know we’re past the duck thing but I realized something. Would Laito even be able to tell if his duck(s) male or female fjjfjfkdk. Just awkwardly lifting it up and being confused because all he sees is feathers so he doesn’t know what to look for😭 (probably feels weird about it too) either went to reji or found a book about ducks and learned that the tail or the way the duck quacks is how you can tell the difference. Then him happily going “oh you’re a boy/girl :D!”

ABAHAHA OH MY GOD THATS SO CUUUUUUUTE

Also we are never past the duck thing, the duck thing lives on

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JUST,,, OH MY FUCK AHAHHAHA

THIS IS ALL SO GOOD, PEAK TRIPLETS CONTENT

I ended up being a catalyst from an anon’s remark, it has turned into something beautiful

Okay so if Laito has a duck as a pet i feel like Ayato would have a monkey and Kanato a sparrow idk it suits them.

Kanato would whine that Laito got a duck and he doesn’t so Ayato tries to catch a ‘duck’ for his birthday and while he was in the zoo he thought “fuck it, I am stealing a monkey” and then stole some small monkey too, in the end, they find out it isn’t a duck but a sparrow.

@everything-laito thanks to you I have been thinking of ducks all day and now I'm imagining the rest of the boys 💀💀💀thank you

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I can imagine just laito finding an abandoned baby duck and taking it in. And the duck would be so comfortable with him that the baby duck just sits on his fedora while he just roaming about the mansion .

Ooo-oo or the duck just follows him everywhere and when the duck is cleaning its feathers; its goes ahead goes ahead and starts cleaning latos hair too

OH MY GOD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 THIS IS TOO SWEET OH MY DEAR LORD

Laito would probably have a little pool for the ducks at this point but then he would have to teach/coax the duckling to swim 😭😭😭

THIS IS PRECIOUS THANK U LAVENDER FOR THIS AMAZING MENTAL IMAGE 😭😭😭

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Ok ok you’ve heard of Laito with a duck, now get ready for Laito with a pet platypus - duck anon 😎😎

DUCK ANON!!!! HELLO!!! Missed you 😭😭😭

And yes I absolutely love that, I would also love to imagine he’d be like “Ayato, it lays eggs” and Ayato’s would be like “Laito I’m not that dumb, you can’t trick me!”

Then the platypus later lays eggs and Ayato flips his shit

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Okay

Shu :snake

Laito: duck

Ayato: monkey

Kanato:Sparrow

I think Subaru would have a bunny and Reiji would have a hedgehog 😭 or reverse idk what do you think admin?

I agree with Subaru having a bunny cuz that’s just so cute

As for the hedgehog with Reiji I do love that but what if he had owl tho; I love both but him with a hedgehog is also so cuuuuute 😭😭😭

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This is unrelated but I see Laito having a pet duck idk why I just do😭

THATS SO CUTE OH MY GOD 😭😭😭😭😭

I SUPPORT THIS 😭😭😭😭

And not unrelated at all, thANK YOU FOR SHARING!!! This made my night

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Wait till he finds about about their reproductive systems🚶🏽‍♂️

YAAA IKR AKDJSHSH

Elena ( @jardinsdeminuit ) and I were talking about that oh god 😭😭😭😭

I have no clue how he’d react to that AKDJSH

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OH MY GOD THANK YOU I LOVE THIS, LOVELY ART TOO OMGGGGGG

I still need to draw my contribution I love that people still reference it too

BABY LAITO WITH DUCKS. Is this still a thing?

Photo used (Credit to Jake Olson 2014)

Pls I cannot draw to save my life. First drawing in.. years. You have to start somewhere ig.

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Laito probably named his duck Pato— which means duck in Spanish cuz he’s not very creative🚶🏽‍♂️

AHSHSJAJAH THE EMOJI AT THE END MAKES IT

It’s all “duck” in various languages for the other ducks too

Not gonna lie, my friend legitimately was like “we’re getting more geese! We need name suggestions” and so I’m memeing and being serious at the same time and then I was like “wait just name them ‘goose’ but in different languages”

Yes my name in that server is Simpkin rn because I found out that there’s a character in a Beatrix Potter book named that and I could not let that slide

@zaraenia this is your humor, thought u might appreciate it

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If you think about it, Untitled Goose Game and Diabolik Lovers have very similar plots.

A horrible goose/vampire does all they can to make a group of villagers'/young girl's life hell just for the fun of it.

Also the image of Laito's duck stealing Reiji's glasses now lives rent-free in my mind.

AKDJAJDJA OH MY GOD YES @ ALL OF THIS

YES YES YES LMAOOOOOOOO

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I feel like if Laito had a pet duck, the duck would bully him sometimes 😭 Like aggressively quacking at him, or stealing his food. Or giving him that angry duck look (idk how to explain it. but i’ve seen a lot of mean ducks 😭)

OMG PLEASE 😭😭😭😭 Y E S

Yet Laito still loves him anyway and tries his best

Oh my god this is just too cute regardless if it’s in character or not I just don’t care I love this idea P L E A S E

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excuse me... my duck please, I would like to take it with me

no it’s mine!! I saw him first smh >:(

What’re you gonna do about it, pUnK???

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Live footage of Laito cleaning one of his ducks

OH MY GOD .°(ಗдಗ。)°. PRECIOUS