#LYrate Lifeform Approximation

[spiderman2-99]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry that your life is at the whims of a universe that seems to be going off the whims of comic book writers who want nothing more than to torture their characters for money.

I'm sorry people treat you like a piece of meat on the Internet, to be used and abused for their gratification before being abandoned for the next hottest thing.

I'm sorry that people are dickheads who keep making terrible things happen to you.

We really don't deserve you, or any superhero.

[spiderman2-99]

“Yeah, yeah. Good idea.”

Even still, he hesitates. He has a feeling there’s… something LYLA’s not letting him in on. Something deeper.

But nothings going to get done in this conversation, probably not tonight, so… might as well finally get back on track to work.

Still- he’s putting a pin in this for later.

"i do need you. i wouldn't be here if I didn't."

[closed angsty? rp starter for @spiderman2-99]

LYLA cocks her head to the side, her hands stopping over the keyboard as she turns to look at Miguel.

How did they come to this point?

It all started some odd hours ago, after the long hectic week that they all had. The virus attack, the animal chaotic release, and especially the everyone-turned-into-balls fest.

LYLA was mostly useless during all this.

She was undergoing fixing from the virus while the animals were released, so she couldn’t help with that. And had caused Miguel extra stress due to him having to practically rewire her entire main frame. And during the ball-fest, all she could do was gather information to create an anti-dote, rather than being able to do any physical work. So, in short, she felt pretty worthless.

And after an offhand comment about her being able to be replaced by another ai—should they prefer to—had emotions running high.

So, when Miguel had asked for help, and LYLA teasingly told him that he didn’t need her, his face had turned startlingly serious.

“I do need you. I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t.”

Which led to LYLA cocking her head to the side, stopping her work, to inspect Miguel.

“You…” he had stumped her.

“Well,” she tries again, “I’m just your assistant. You don’t technically need me.”

But the words he said still fluttered her heart, making her feel warm and fuzzy. It was nice to be needed, sometimes.

[ghostyfunerall]

Spiderverse gang as the Scooby Doo gang!! (For Halloween)

[gearbroth]

mspaint miguelito #3

[scwibbs]

if you wanna date this guy you gotta be chill with his ai assistant

[miaushii]

trying to branch out from only drawing gwen 😭

[kgmarcy]

💁‍♀️🖥️🩷✴️

[parasiticstars]

I missed traditional art augh

[ghostflowerhotpotch]

Miguel's is wrong about how Canon works and here is why

I STILL can't get over how this guy says this entire thing, and SOMEHOW, doesn't realize of the glaring hole in his logic.

Now, if you are familiar with my blog, you had probably seen this post before; I had written about this in different essays, however I realized I don't have THE post dedicated exclusively to why Miguel is wrong about this, especially since a few arguments are different places, so I decided to do one for simplicity sake. I will include some small things that may be new, but really don't add much in the big scheme of things.

If you aren't familiar with my content and you think Miguel is right, I invite to read this post, and if by the end you still think he is right and I am in the wrong, please reblog with your arguments. I love discussing these things.

Let's go!

Did you catch the issue yet?

Here is the thing: How a canon event can happen if the person who caused it wasn't supposed to be there?

Miguel is blaming the hole on Miles, saying that it happened because it disrupted the canon event; yet what caused the canon event?

Spot. He did it.

However-

Spot isn't Pavitr's nemesis, he doesn't even give CARE about Pavitr.

And to top it all off-

The existence of Spot himself is supposed to be an anomaly, Miguel even says how none of this would had happened; including the canon incident that Miles allegedly interrupted.

This is why it doesn't make sense.

Spot is not the arch-nemesis of Pavitr, Spot didn't even want to talk to Pavitr and was mostly ignoring anyone who wasn't Miles. And again, MIGUEL SAYS HOW SPOT SHOULDN'T have EXISTED REGARDLESS.

How come Captain Singh was supposed to die in that bridge, if this wasn't the fight he is suppose to kick said event?

Because remember, Miguel says it needs to be a battle against an arch-nemesis too; meaning that if this needed to happen today, THE CANON EVENT WAS ALREADY DISRUPTED BECAUSE THE WRONG PERSON DID IT.

If anything, Miles should had been doing exactly what he did, because if Captain Singh needed to die while Pavitr was battling against and arch-nemesis, Captain Singh dying NOW means that can't happen.

"BUT THERE IS A BLACK HOLE BECAUSE MILES SAVED THE CAPTAIN!"

No, that thing literally happen before we ever saw the Captain.

Let's recapitulate what is going on in these images. The explosion created this black matter that is slowly growing and absorbing the building, and then on the spot where building fell, instead of the building, there is a black hole that is doing the exact thing as the dark matter was doing, absorbing the material it touches.

There is no way in hell I am not thinking these two things aren't the same thing; it wouldn't make sense to have that black matter absorbing the building, and then magically disappear, just to have the black hole from the "interrupted canon event."

"But Lyla said it detected a canon event!"

Oh this is the part I haven't made a comment about, I can't say is 100% a rebuttal but it makes me laugh.

"Markers are predicting a canon event."

What Lyla (or whatever system Miguel has) is detecting, is the fact that Captain Singh is in danger, that's what Lyla is picking up.

However, is only picking on the fact that Captain Singh is in danger, not on the fact that this isn't a fight between Pavitr and his Arch-Nemesis; or how arguably the fact this is happening when the battle is done could count as an anomaly too.

This thing is working EXACTLY like AI and is making me cackle so hard.

For those who don't know, computers are stupid, extremely stupid; every time you are surprised a computer picked on something, that's because a human was behind to program to detect those things.

If you ever fear the idea of "Computers taking over the world," take a few programming classes, or just try to code yourself from youtube videos. You tell a phrase to a human, and even if you miss a word or something, chances are the person can still understand what you are trying to say; you miss one letter while coding, and the computer has a meltdown.

Miguel most probably made the data with things that seems to align with "canon events", and have Lyla detect whatever seems to resemble any of those models.

So basically, this works as well as Youtube's algorithm, in which you could see a video talking about how a show is trash and fails in several points, and then in your recommendations appears videos of people praising the show; because the only thing it picked on was the show and that was it.

"But Miguel says how the universe he was got destroyed for defying canon!"

Here is my problem with that, none of the examples Miguel has about an "universe breaking for breaking canon" look the same.

Let's break it down.

Miguel's second universe: Things glitch briefly before they start crumbling and disappear entirely.

Pavtir's universe after the Spot: Hole starts sinking an entire building and it is led to believe more can be dragged.

Miles's universe in ITSV: Things glitch, that's it, in other instances is shown to have other things to take it's place, but that's about it.

None of these behave the same, which would be weird if these ones were all truly, all breaking apart because canon was broken; shouldn't it all behave the same is they broke for all of them defying it's canon?

Yet what a coincidence that none of this looks so weird once you put context behind it.

Pavitr's universe is being swallowed by a hole just after the guy who creates holes and wants to open some more became a multidimensional monster thanks to a big Collider who of course can magnify the Spot's effect.

And Miles universe ONLY glitches when someone is messing up with the Collider.

Watch ITSV again, tell me one, ONE instance when the universe seems to be falling apart that isn't explained by Kingpin activating the Collider. Or do me one better, show me one time the Universe seems to glitching when something that "isn't canon" is happening.

The only universe I don't have an explanation from, is the universe where we DON'T see what happened, and instead we are told by the same guy who is making this entire theory.

What a coincidence, huh?

There is technically more I could bring to the table (Miguel saying is Miles's fault this is happening being astronomically stupid; on the fact that Spot exists and has multiple spiders but Miles universe is still fine) but for now I think this is enough.

If anyone can think anything that I may have missed, please reblog with said comment; I had learned a lot of things by rebutting people before.

Don't get me wrong, I could be wrong! I am not above thinking I may be missing something or mess up, but so far the right person to do so hasn't appeared.

BONUS: Miguel is just doing his best!

I had repeated this a lot of times, but I am still fairly angry about it, so let me repeat it again.

Wanting to do your best, or being traumatized, doesn't excuse the harm you do to others. The more damage you do, the least you can excuse said actions.

Miguel is so focused on his martyr complex he cannot notice an incongruity as he is explaining the problem to Miles. The audience not catching onto this makes sense, but Miguel? You have an idea, how astronomically bad it is that you are letting the faith of the multi-verse at risk because you are so traumatized you cannot see what's in front of you?

Here is my take on all of this: Miguel's focuses more about his own pain than the multiverse, why? Because if that wasn't the case, he would had caught on the mistakes a while ago.

The fact that he is so hurt that he refuses to see things another way, or think another possibilities, is putting the multiverse in danger.

Is thinking that Pavitr's universe may fall apart because a guy didn't die instead of investigating how the dark matter works and how to stop it.

Is saying Miles is at fault for being bitten, despite the Spot being the one to bring the spiders, and still has multiple of them.

Is the fact that he is letting people suffer by making people live horrible tragedies, that if I am as right as I think am about this, could had been avoided.

I had seen people who were abused go out to abuse others, I had seen people excuse horrible behaviour because they had a bad childhood or were stress out; as if that means is okay to continue with the cycle.

And I don't tolerate that shit.

Sorry ending it with that, this is a topic that really drives me up the wall.

Thank you for anyone who came along in this ready! As always if you have the chance please support my ko-fi, and if you can’t, please share this post around!

[zhaleys]

I just know they'd be funny together

[ghostlude]

lyla, who i think makes my clothes look much better on her.

do not repost

[spiderman2-99]

What if I justttt

*hands an infant to Miguel and scurries off*

“Who the shock just- just leaves a baby in a random stranger’s care?!” Miguel sputters incredulously.

Regardless, he is horrible with babies. There is no way in hell he’s watching over this thing. No way. Never. He’ll find someone much more suited for babies and pass this kid onto them while he tries to figure out what the shock is going on here.

…

[hours later]

[lumoy-art]

spiderman 2099 comic redraw and lyla being a gremlin fairy that haunts miguel

[ghostyfunerall]

Gyaru Lyla!!!

[gearbroth]

Hanahaki disease :3

[scwibbs]

he's her number #1 fan