#LYHFML???

[sweetprfct]

art by hachandraws.

STOP. I saw this on tiktok. I'm cackling. You guys are creative af. 😭

[shattermelyhfmlblog]

@warneraaronanderson @warnerslove

[highladyofterrasen7]

Juliette: you came

Warner: you called

Nazeera: you came

Kenji: that’s what she said

[percabeths-blue-cookies]

Aaron mf Warner: Lift your hips for me love

Me (a straight female) : *slams book close* *kicks my legs in the air* *giggles uncontrollably* *contemplates life choices* *squeels like a teenage girl* *realizes that he isn’t real* *cries because no one is as good as Aaron mf warner*

[sweetreveriee]

who gave aaron warner the right to be so GODDAMN sexy

[reidsdimples]

“Lift your hips for me love”

Bonus points if you know where I got the quote from 😮‍💨

[gojoswhitebabydolllashes]

PLEASE SOMEONE I NEED AARON WARNER FICS. ALL OF YOU BLESSED WRITERS OF TUMBLRRRR I NEED Y'ALL NOW.

[in3jj]

[annamatix]

I GOT TO IT I GOT TO IT I GOT TO ITTTT AAAAAAHSHSYWUWIQKWNANSJDHWJAJANSNQHQJWHAHAHAAAHSHSJDNGKROWNSBS

[shattermelyhfmlblog]

Just a bunch of facts about Aaron Warner Anderson!

Warner birthday is on 24th of April, meaning his zodiac sign is Taurus.

"Warner" is his mother's last name.

Warner has a soft spot for animals.

Warner's identification number is 45B-00001.

Warner is very meticulous with hygiene.

Mafi was inspired to create Warner because she was interested in human's capacity for good and evil.

Warner owns a collection of scented soaps.

Warner likes to take long baths.

Warner doesn't really sing in the bath, but he does hum a little.

Warner suffers from insomnia.

Warner speaks 7 languages including English, Spanish and Arabic.

Warner is afraid of spiders.

Warner hates being barefoot.

Warner drinks black coffee because he likes the bitter taste.

Warner's favourite song is Like A Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan.

Warner's workout routine is as stated: Mondays are for legs, Tuesdays are for chest, Wednesdays are fir shoulders and back, Thursdays are for triceps and deltoids and Fridays are for biceps and forearms. Everyday is for abdominals and cardio. He also spends most weekends doing target practice.

Warner can fly planes.

Warner taught himself how to ride a bike.

Warner can build and defuse his own bombs.

Warner has a soft spot for fashion.

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Credits to the writer 🩷

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@warneraaronanderson

[highladyofterrasen7]

Warner: they were my birthday presents

The whole world:

[marecalshipper]

Men irl should open the shatter me series and take example from how Aaron Warner treats Juliette

[doremimosasol]

GET ME SOMEONE LIKE AARON WARNER THANK YOU

[scrumptiousloveflower]

How am I supposed to move on with my life and fall in love when men like Aaron Warner only exist in fictional worlds.

[definitelynotisabel]

guys please i am desperate. i NEED someone to read “see me” on wattpad by jackssfox. its a shatter me thing and its sosososososoodososodoo good. i am in need of an update or someone to talk to. it is so well written and genuinely one of the best things ive ever read ever. i’m literally in love with all the characters its not okay. do yourself a favor and read it cuz it’s so worth it (please)

[shadowseductress]

LYHFML