#LOVE having dreams abt accidents b/c no rly it feels so fuckn good

[electronic-elevator]

had a dream last night that I was caught in conversation while absolutely desperate, to the point where eventually I had to be like "give me JUST a second to run to the bathroom" and then actually run to the bathroom

I managed to get about as far as slamming the stall door shut before completely losing it, gushing piss onto the floor -- I was wearing like a chiffon skirt with shorts underneath, and for a hot second I'm just frozen like that, half with relief and half just shocked. then I come to my senses and pull the skirt out of the way and sit down on the toilet, at least, to finish through my underclothes. I was obviously soaked but I was hoping my skirt was still dry, at least, but it wasn't -- not that chiffon holds much water. the plan was to wring out my underclothes and rinse the skirt off but I woke up before I got that far