#LOOK AT THESE TWO IDIOTS I'M DYING 🤣🤣🤣

[tennis-kittens]

Dominic Thiem • Generali Open 2023 • Trophy Ceremony

Just two grown ass men trying to open Champagne bottles.

[huntersrequiem-if]

I do not know if anyone has asked this but it's my favorite toxic scenario so don't judge me.

If the ROs and MC are out and someone tries hitting on MC while an RO is away from them... how do the ROs react?

Can we pretttttty please do crushing stage vs relationship stage. 😫

I'm already dying while imagining reading Astaroth's... i have a problem 😭🤣

Hiii! Sorry, it took so long, was a bit busy. Also don't worry I'm not gonna judge, after all, it's pretty fun to explore this side of the characters.

Warning: It's pretty long so it goes under the cut.

(Also I imagined it as some sort of party)

Crush:

Nope, nope. Astaroth is seething inside. How dare this worm bother the Hunter with useless drivel? And why, oh why isn't the Hunter leaving, could they like it? No, no, he shall hear no reason like duty and politeness or silly things like that.

While there is little he can do about it - unless he wants to get into an ugly fight - Astaroth does what he knows best, talk. He picks apart everything about that worm, from the way they speak and look, the clothes they wear, the way they carry themself.

Poor Hunter will have to leave to spare themself a headache.

And if Hunter don't? Well, fine, they forced his hand. He's willing to go into a fight over this.

Regardless of how it happens, Astaroth is right as rain the moment Hunter leaves the worm in the dust. Back to jokes – fine, he’ll even grovel a bit, or more until they stop cursing him out.

Just this once.

Relationship:

Here he is more assured, confident. Because Hunter is his and nothing can take that away. So, who cares if some poor thing makes a fool out of themself trying to flirt with someone as radiant as the Hunter? Ha!

He would watch this - with his head resting on the Hunter's shoulder arms wrapped around their waist. Draped lazily over their back, he enjoys the show. An amused smirk plays on his lips as his eyes follow the bumbling fool. It widens when they stumble over their words.

Astaroth wants to cheer the idiot – “Go on, make a bigger fool out of yourself, amuse us!” – but he doesn’t, just nitpicks the attempts to himself. Frankly, he heard better flirting.

 He'll be quiet, only speaking when the idiot finally scampers away.

"Hm, I almost feel sorry." Lips brush the Hunter’s neck, a brief kiss against their warmth. “Almost.”

Crush:

Moon would freeze, not knowing what do to. Well, she does know but she isn’t that idiotic. She wants to slide near the Hunter and intertwine their fingers together. And Hunter placing a kiss on her knuckles while she sends the beau a smug look.

No, that’s downright idiotic. Moon has a duty, an obligation. She should be by her husband's side, be his darling wife. She shots a glance at the man by her side, see his gaze snap back to her. She flashes him a quick, meaningless smile, her eyes already back on the Hunter.

Movement from the little beau and Hunter, the person raising a hand to touch them. She bites her lips, wrapping her wings around herself. Oh, but would you look at that? Another person bumped into the beau before their hand touched Hunter.

Those two seem stricken by each other, you can just see the hearts floating around each other. They walk off like two loverbirds.

How adorable! How fortunate the little beau had found their mate! Isn’t Moon such a caring goddess?

The self-satisfied smile on her face withers when her eyes meet Hunter’s, quirked eyebrow and unreadable expression on their face. Moon flushes, feathers ruffled. Turning to her husband she places her arm delicately on the crook of his elbow, trying to focus on him, his lips, his words.

Relationship:

Moon sweeps between them with fluttering feathers and a trailing dress. Her tinkling laugh steals the beau’s attention and her smile is like the sun.  Warm, radiant. She enchants the person until they’re so enamored with her they forget Hunter is even there.

But she doesn’t. Moon’s eyes are always on them, flashing them a smile meant for them. Soft, adoring. Brushes of her knuckles against the back of their hand, featherlight and gone in a flash. It burns her and she wants nothing more than just leave this party.

Somehow, she manages to make the beau leave. With a wink, she turns to the Hunter and discreetly tugs at their wrist. Once they are in a secluded and shadowed corner away from prying eyes, she presses herself against them, lips seeking theirs in a heated kiss. Her hands search purchase on their clothes, trailing.

“Hello, love. Missed me?” Her words are faint against their lips.

Crush:

They would watch – glare, if you were to ask anyone else, over the rim of their cup, sipping slowly. They’re being silly, Night knows that. Hunter is their own person – this is just a childish crush, it will pass. But why does their heart do a painful squeeze when Hunter reciprocates?

Why do they wish that smile was for them?

They glance away, lips pursed in a thin line. Sneaking a glance back, they run a hand through their hair. How… pathetic they are, pinning for someone who doesn’t even know they care.

Ridiculous. They’ll leave – not because of this little scene, no, no! – but because the Underworld is busy. Night can hardly leave it unattended for a silly party.

Yes, that’s exactly why. Downing the last of the wine, they’re gone before anyone else notices.

Relationship:

A hum leaves their throat, watching the spectacle unfold. Night is not amused, more like curious. How will this happen, will the person take rejection gracefully? Some do, some don’t. A shame, to embarrass oneself for this.

Their steps bring them closer to the Hunter. They have a questioning look in their eyes – is this alright? Do you need help?

The Hunter shakes their head and Night’s shoulders drop slightly. Still, they give their hand a quick squeeze, a touch of heavy wings on their back gone just as soon. A flash of a warm smile accompanied by a nod and they leave. The Hunter can take care of themselves – but Night would keep an eye from the corner of the room.

When the Hunter returns to their side, Night smiles softly at them, leaning their shoulder against them. They start talking in soft, hushed voices.

Crush:

The other partygoers give them a pitying glance.

They have been standing in the same spot for quite a time, hovering uselessly around a certain conversation.

Poor thing.

Some have tried to engage this lone figure.

Santana flashes their current conversation partner – a woman with auburn hair and pretty green eyes – a fleeting smile and they try. To be aware, present and listen. Yet their answers are short and quiet with a gaze more often than not on Hunter.

Peering at this person, Santana knows it’s silly – they don’t know all people after all. But maybe they know this one or heard of them. Tall and bearing a proud figure, Santana’s mind blanks. They can’t put a name on the face.

It was to be expected, but it did nothing to quell the disappointment in them. With a huff, they can’t help but be curious, who is this person to have the courage to flirt with a god so brazenly?

Another bigger part is annoyed by how easily they capture Hunter's attention with so much confidence in each gesture.

Santana frowns, trying to ignore the incessant tugging in their heart, like a thin thread wrapped around Hunter's fingers.

A small nudge against their shoulder brings them back to reality with a startle. Santana blinks wide eyes at the woman, cheeks flushed. Her eyes sparkle with mirth.

How rude of them!

Before they can release a torrent of apologies, she cuts in with a jerk of her head. "Your partner?"

They follow her gaze and their cheeks flush harder, mortified. "No!" Their voice is a little too loud, too high-pitched.

Curious eyes glance their way and Santana gulps, shoulders rising to their burning ears. Especially when they feel the Hunter's gaze, hot and scorching on their skin.

Why can't the earth open up and swallow them?

The woman snorts and takes another sip of her wine. "No offense, friend, but you're a terrible liar."

A small pause. "None taken." They rub a hand at the back of their throat, unsure. "But nothing is going between us."

“Sure, friend.” Santana frowns, not liking her sarcastic words.  She lifts a shoulder, swirling the wine in her glass. “There won’t be anything else if you keep watching.”

They watch her, the veil of melancholy that feel on her face. It saddens them. “I’m sorry.”

She blinks at them, for a moment looking taken back. A quick bark of amusement slips past her lips, shaking her head. “There is nothing to be sorry about friend. We just made our choices.” A fleeting pat on their shoulder and the woman leaves, blending in the crowd.

Santana blinks at the spot she was. Ah well, there goes their excuse to linger around. With one look at Hunter, Santana bites their lips, hard.

Taking a deep breath, their feet bring them closer. Hunter turns their head slightly and Santana smiles, eyes on them. Trying to stop their hand from trembling, they place it on the crook of Hunter’s arm.

“Hello. I’m Santana.”

Relationship:

Santana would pause, fingers wrapping tighter around the cups they are carrying. Of course, they left their side and someone already swooped in. A furtive glance at the person reveals a stranger.

Another glance to Hunter and they don’t seem interested. Good.

A frown worms it way on their face - how to approach this? What version of them did the Hunter like more?

With a shake of their head, Santana sighs and resumes their way. Smiling warmly at Hunter, they give them a cup. Now with their hand freed, they slide it across Hunter's back, resting on their hips.

Taking a sip of their drink, Santana watches the stranger over the rim of their cup. "Hello. I'm Santana." A small nod, eyes inquisitive. "And who might you be?"

Crush:

??? would hover so close, just behind Hunter's shoulder, staring at the other speaker. The other person would shift before finally leaving.

With them gone, ??? would turn to Hunter and ask in a small, quiet voice. "Is this something you to often? Bedding mortals?" There is no reproach in their voice, mere curiosity.

"Are... are you offering?" The answer is befuddled, lacking any kind of heat.

They would tilt their head, mapping the Hunter's features with their eyes.

"No."

Still, they don't leave, sticking to Hunter like a quiet shadow.

Relationship:

A simple look is enough to tell them everything they need to know. ??? would wrap their fingers around Hunter's wrist and drag them away from the stranger.

They would search a quiet spot, potentially the garden before slidding down and resting their head on Hunter's shoulder.

[macsimagines]

You're such a sweetheart❤️ I'm glad you're taking a break. Idk how you posted so much content all with consistent quality. That's a skill, got to give respect where respect is due.

I shall take you up on your offer though😈

Can we have some headcaonons on how yandere hanma, rindou and sanzu would react to their crush telling them they feel unsafe/stalked (not knowing the stalker is them🤣)

-🐇

(ILY BUNNY. Friggin' silly baby, telling your stalker your scared of all the stalking~ -Ms.Mac)

Yandere!Hanma

He has to really try hard not to laugh. He can't believe Kisaki's advice was going to pay off.

That manipulative freak told Hanma to let you see him whenever he stalked you but to always make sure you couldn't tell it was him. Then when he did see you to act like a sweet caring guy around you.

Eventually, you'll confide in Hanma and seek his protection. It finally happened and now he gets to watch you be so terrified when he stalks you at night and so relieved and thankful when you come to him during the day!!

Eats it up when you cling to him, so afraid of the monster lurking in the shadows not knowing its him.

One day you thank your protector with a kiss and he's grabbing you by the neck and deepening it.

You're just so stupid baby.

Yandere!Rindou

Well fuck. You weren't supposed to see him. It's his own fault for getting drunk, it wasn't like he wasn't being obvious. Stealth was apparently not his forte.

Thankfully, you're an idiot and don't know its him, so he plays it off and acts very concerned for your wellbeing. He couldn't bare it if you got hurt.

"Honestly that guy was so freaky, he couldn't even stand on his own two feet! Think he was on drugs?" you tell him, not realizing you're roasting the poor guy.

But you take so many shots of jaeger and lets see if you can stand straight too? He doesn't tell you that but he is dying of embarrassment.

"What a creep. Can't I at least get a good stalker? Why did it have to be such a weirdo?"

Look bitch, it was a long night, aight? You're lucky he was thinking of you.

Yandere!Sanzu

Straight up tells you it was him. He'd feel bad letting you be so afraid. knowing its him should comfort you right?

Well he wasn't expecting you to shove him and start backing away like he's some kind of demon. But its ok he can explain.

You see its very obvious that no one fucking deserves you. You're constantly surrounded by trash and they all just bringing you down.

Sanzu has been doing his very best to protect you. He's been fighting for your honor for months now and any weakling that gets too close he's decimating in a dark alley.

Can you fathom the blood on his hands? Can you feel the depths of his affections? How deep his love and devotion goes?

He is very confused by how hard you're crying but clearly they must tears of joy. He doesn't get girls, but he knows you have to love him as much as he loves you right?

[internetmisfitsworld]

So far from what I've seen, the reboot doesn't showed or mentioned any implications that Makarov and Yuri were former friends or served together in the army. Hell by the looks of it, Yuri looks much older than Mak.

So I'm guessing in this new timeline, Activision probably won't go with that route anymore.

I noticed that not many people saw how much Yuri truly meant to Makarov. I'll go as far to say that Yuri was the LAST and ONLY shreds of humanity that's left in Makarov. Just a tiny piece.

Now why would I say that Yuri was his last shreds of humanity? I mean surely it's not possible right? After all, this is the same man who shot at him, almost blew him to pieces and literally KILLED him at the end.

Well, here's a few hints that I noticed.

(Long essay here. Because why not.)

(I'm feeling a bit emo over the fact that I'm gonna miss these two bastards dynamics.)

1. 1996 and 2011 flashback

He seemed so happy and content with Yuri during the flashback scene. His little smile when talking about the future of Ultranationalist to him. It seemed so genuine I almost forgot this man is a terrorist lol.

Also, it's kinda wholesome to know that these two were always joined at the hip. First, Pripyat then the whole nuking the US army. Must've been one hell of a duo back then to be picked as second in commands of Zakhaev. Well, either that or Zakhaev didn't have the heart to separate them 🤣 (they both shared one braincell).

Zakhaev: No. Yuri cannot go with you for this mission, Vladimir. He must stay here.

Makarov:

Yuri:

Zakhaev:

Makarov: ☹️

Yuri: ☹️

Zakhaev: 😑

Zakhaev: FINE. BOTH OF YOU GO!

2. No Russian

I wonder why didn't Mak killed Yuri sooner when he found out that Yuri was snitching on him to the FSB. Unless he found out about it on his way to the airport, then there was no reason to kill him at the airport.

I mean, why? Why did it just moments away from committing "the most world changing" act? He could've just killed him at the safehouse? There must've been someone guarding the safehouse, so if he wanted to pull the whole "let him suffer till his last moment" to Yuri, the safest way to do that was at the safehouse. At least his guards will shoot him if he so much as stand on his feet.

It makes me wonder if he was having hesitation? It's this complex feelings of the fact that he doesn't necessarily wants Yuri dead but he also doesn't really care if he lives either. He can't have him in his circle anymore due to his betrayal but it will set a bad example to his men if he lets Yuri live.

But he have to kill him in front of his men, so that they know he's not to be fucked with and he's not going soft. He can't afford any flaws. Especially now that he's the leader.

So the plan was to shoot Yuri in the abdomen area, under the pretense of "let him enjoy his last moment", and then count on him having the strength to crawl his way out of there.

Mind you, there's even an unused voiceline of Mak stopping the other from finishing Yuri off.

"No. Let him enjoy these last moments."

Which is bullshit, not to mention how uncharacteristically careless of him to pull this lol.

Because first of all, he and Yuri had fought side by side before, so he must've known just how far and how much Yuri is willing to push his strength and haul ass. He must've known Yuri's stubborn ass will NOT just lay there dying. He KNOWS Yuri would drag his ass up that elevator, hell even the fucking stairs if he have to, just to survive.

Like Mak, my dude, I know the chance of him catching up with you and shooting your ass was low due to him suffering from blood loss and everything, but still, my man, the risk is THERE.

That is dangerously stupid Mak agagaggaa you damn softie idiot.

But yeah I guess shooting up the airport was not the only successful mission that day. I'm certain he must've, unintentionally and discreetly, let out sigh of relief when he heard Yuri survived.

But also another incoming headache. Because he damn sure knows Yuri's gonna go after him using all the information that he knows about him.

3. Blood Brothers

Prior to this mission, we seen plenty times where Yuri gave intels about Makarov to Price and Soap. Some of those intels even sound... too personal. The kind of intels where you need to know him personally to be able to know that much. And sure enough Soap caught on to that during the Blood Brothers briefing;

Soap: Which vehicle will he be in?

Yuri: They constantly rotate for security. We won't know until he steps out.

Soap: You seem to know a lot about Makarov.

And the silence that followed after that lmao. I'm was dying to know the look on Soap and Yuri's face. I'm guessing Soap was hella suspicious and Yuri was pretending not to exist.

Also, I can imagined Yuri's guilt for not revealing the whole truth of who he was and his relations with Makarov.

Makarov had many "friends", no doubt due to his cold, no-nonsense yet charismatic charm. However, Yuri proved to be one of the only people who can adapt to his ways and doesn't cowered, like other people, from his steely mismatched eyes.

An equal. He was his closest friend. His only, truest friend, to be exact. Blood brothers. Brothers whom once bled together, not cause each other to bleed. Brothers whom once fought side by side, not against each other. Brothers whom once saved each other's lives countless times. Brothers whom suffer together, laugh together. Aight I'm getting emo here I'll stop.

Alright back on the topic. So, he must've known that Price, Yuri, and Soap were gonna assassinate him. He probably had the tower opposite the hotel planted with bombs as security measure but when he looked right at them (as Soap mentioned), his suspicion was confirmed.

It amazed me he chose this method instead of having his men snipe them. Not to mentioned he spoiled the surprise too. The tower that Soap and Yuri was in had huge ass open walls, which easily allows them to jump in time. Yeah they could still die from the high jumps but the survival chance was still there. The only reason Soap died was because of his previous unheal stab wound reopening again.

This man seems to really have a problem to kill his former friend didn't he? Like, how did you failed to kill him TWICE 😭✋️ ??

I'm sure his men at that point was sick of it.

Inner Circle dude: Sir, I think we should just snipe them from a distance. They won't see it coming.

Makarov: No, we're gonna use the bomb. But detonate it after I dramatically announce myself.

Inner Circle dude: But sir, that means they will have the time to jump off and survives?

Makarov: JUST DO AS I SAY.

Inner Circle dude:

He really kept on giving Yuri the chance to live. Even more funny, he still referred Yuri as "my friend" (albeit mockingly so but still).

4. Dust to Dust

Oh this mission breaks my heart in so many ways and reasons. Yuri dying, Price being alone.

But most of all, this moment right here.

This and Pripyat, was one of the two moments where he looks most human. It is a rather... oddly unique sight, seeing the big bad Vladimir Makarov, the monster, the terrorist who coldly slaughtered an airport filled with people,

.....staring so painfully disoriented and conflicted at his dead former friend that he just killed.

No doubt, even before he shot that gun, he's AWARE it was Yuri shooting at him. Because, who else. It's only him and Price. But of course, out of instinct, he reacts anyway.

And after all that adrenaline fades away, only then he truly let it sink in that the person he just shot three times, was Yuri. And fuck does it hurts him alot more than that pain in his stomach.

Mind you, at this point Price has already risen up, on his knees, ready to tackle him, and he STILL didn't turn around. Seconds must've felt like eternity for him. Man was lost in his head.

That's how long this man stares at Yuri's dead body. That's how much Yuri's death affects him to the point he loses his focus on his surrounding. It's like in those few seconds, he was having a hard time taking in the fact that;

a) he just killed his only friend.

b) he really is alone now. he just killed the only person who knows him truly, well before he turn into the monster that he is now.

He snapped out of it at the last minute, and even then he seems hesitant. Not because he was hesitated to kill Price but he was hesitated to live.

He knows he's screwed the moment he turns around. He realized just how much he fucked up for losing his focus. It's like at that point he just gave up on fighting. Yeah I know he still fights back if we were not quick enough to continously strangle him but still he doesn't seem to try hard enough.

For the first time in a long time, he was exhausted. Yuri's death drained him of all the fight he had left in him.

Yuri shooting at Makarov is not the only thing that saves Price. Yeah, it helps distract + weakening Makarov.

But I promise you, if Yuri didn't have any meaningful friendship with Mak and was just another random soldier defected from the Ultranationalist, Price would've been dead. Yeah change my mind.

Look at how fast Makarov's reaction time when Yuri shot at him. Mind you, this man just seconds ago was barely able to STAND UP, holding his stomach in pain, clearly suffered from major injuries in the abdominal areas.

The second that bullet hits his right shoulder, he slumped down for like 1 second, lift that gun up, take his aim, and fired that shit up. So pretty much he won't have a problem to immediately turn around and shoot Price as well.

But since said problem was Yuri, and so, Price got lucky.

And now it seems in the reboot, chances are, we will never get to this again.

(Also, I'm aware that there are people who ships them romantically. Which is perfectly fine. I personally sees them as close friends, like brothers. But hey, even I enjoyed Makayuri contents sometimes. So just letting you know that and I hope people can respect that.)

[mins-fins]

JUST A LITTLE BIT — ZHANG HAO

⊹ ˚. synopsis: note for next time, never let zhang hao drink too much.

⊹ ˚. pairing: zhang hao x m!reader

⊹ ˚. genre: fluff, crack

⊹ ˚. warnings: mentions of drinking, very much corny gay people, simply zb1 hyung line being idiots

⊹ ˚. word count: 1.1k

⊹ ˚. notes: I HAVE A HAO PC AND YOU DONT LOSER 🤣🫵!! just kidding pls dont unfollow me i need the clout 😞 anyway i DO NOT drink at all so if the depiction of drunk people in this is not how they actually are, sorry? i will never touch alcohol im sorry

⊹ ˚. this is for jj (@junjiie) because tbf i kinda owe it to him after pulling his bias (sorry bestie westie ily tho)

"what the fuck is zhang hao doing?"

zhang hao is not a heavy drinker, he doesn't enjoy drinking as much as his partner does, and he made that very clear when hanbin suggested celebratory drinks in the first place. he said, and i quote; "i'm not gonna drink that much, i don't even like alcohol that much".

look at where he's ended up now.

to be fair, y/n is surprised. usually, he's the one embarrassingly drunk and zhang hao's the one having to make sure he doesn't accidentally kill himself. he remembers that one story zhang hao told him where he almost drank bleach because he legitimately thought it was milk.

but today it seems like the rolls have reversed.

zhang hao is like.. super drunk, in an almost insane manner. for the past twenty minutes he's been doing and saying the absolute stupidest things, whether its loudly singing their debut song or abusing jiwoong.

to say the members are.. shocked is a large understatement. seeing zhang hao drink so much and act in such a not like him manner not only shocks them, but it also humors them too.

"oh, god i have never seen him this drunk before".

"your telling me, i'm his boyfriend, i never ever see him drunk".

zhang hao giggles and snorts, kicking jiwoong in the back of his leg as he falls over on the couch, dying from a random joke jiwoong told like half an hour ago, but his mind is too fuzzy for him to remember that.

the second eldest hums, stopping his giggles as he turns around and strolls y/n's way, stumbling as he makes his way to his partner. "hi" he snorts, hiccuping, he almost trips and y/n reaches over to grab him, standing him back upright.

"hello" he smiles simply. he's a little drunk, not so drunk that he's stumbling and red faced like zhang hao. the older stares for a moment, and then he smiles widely.

"your very pretty" he states, rocking back and forth on his heels as he smiles like a teenager giddy about their crush. he giggles like a little kid, grabbing y/n's hands and beginning to swing them back and forth. "like very gorgeous man".

"really? well, your prettier" y/n replies, and zhang hao giggles like a little kid once again. taerae pretends to vomit on the other side of the room, disgusted by this couple-y behavior.

"your cute, i'm cute, i have the feeling we'd look very good together" he laughs, biting his lower lip to suppress a smile. suddenly, his eyes light up as he thinks of a brilliant idea.

yeah "brilliant".

"just a question" he starts, batting his eyelashes dramatically. "do you happen to be single?" zhang hao inquires, scooting closer to the boy until their shoulders knocked together.

"oh no, i actually have a boyfriend".

now listen, y/n thought it would've been funny to mess with zhang hao, it's a thing a two of them always do. sometimes when he was drunk, he'll forget he's dating zhang hao himself, and the older will just mess with him for fun. but what he doesn't expect, is for zhang hao's smile to drop.

"oh, you do?" zhang hao frowns, his voice lowers in a way that makes him sound sad. he slowly steps away from y/n, looking uncomfortable.

matthew blinks, observing the situation. hanbin narrows his eyes in confusion, taerae chuckles at his sudden attitude change, and jiwoong simply shakes his head as he watches zhang hao step away.

zhang hao stays silent for a moment, a sad yet panicked expression written on his face, as if he'd just done something wrong.

just as y/n was about to ask what's wrong, zhang hao turns to him and bows his head.

"i'm so sorry for flirting with you!"

"what!?" matthew exclaims, startling hanbin, who was just about to drift off to sleep. taerae stares, then just begins giggling like an idiot, the alcohol getting to him.

y/n is taken aback. "wait no that's not—"

"i didn't know you were taken i'm so sorry" he apologizes again. "your boyfriend must be a really great person i'm so sorry for what i did" the words spill out of his mouth so quickly they simply blur together into nonsense, his head bowed so low that it was basically touching the ground.

"no no no it's alright" y/n panics, placing his hands on his boyfriends shoulder and pulling him to stand upright. "no need to apologize" he says, taking zhang hao's face and caressing his cheek as well as fixing his messy hair.

for some reason, that action must've had quite the affect on zhang hao, because he started bawling his eyes out.

"what— why are you crying!?" y/n exclaims, panicked by his boyfriends outburst.

he sniffles, bringing his hand up to wipe his nose before bursting into tears again upon making eye contact with y/n.

"he's taken" zhang hao sobs, eyes shut as tears dramatically fall down his cheeks.

without any warning, taerae fell over and began dying of laughter. giggles escaped matthew's lips as he watched zhang hao cry over his own boyfriend, and jiwoong tries his best to not burst into laughter.

"you three! don't laugh!" hanbin scolded, slapping both matthew and taerae on the back. he hurriedly rushes to zhang hao's side, wrapping an arm around him. "there there hao hao".

hanbin offers him a tissue, watching as zhang hao blows his nose as he rubs his hand up and down his back, he's trying his best not to laugh out loud as y/n stands there in panic.

"he's taken" zhang hao pouts, tears still falling from his eyes as he turns to hanbin, who, in response, lets out a small giggle.

"hanbin!?"

"sorry sorry" hanbin giggles again, but he then manages to stifle them, patting zhang hao's head. "don't cry hao-hyung, he's still very into you".

y/n stands there, feeling a little awkward. zhang hao sniffles again and turns to y/n, blinking as he stares at him. he stares for a specifically long time before walking up to him and pulling him into a hug.

"i hope your boyfriend doesn't mind this" he mutters into y/n's shirt, wiping his remaining tears on it.

y/n chuckles, running a hand up and down zhang hao's back. "no i don't think he'll mind" he says as he laughs, and zhang hao hums, pulling away to look up.

"has anyone ever told you that your very pretty?" he asks, emphasizing the 'very'. "i would kiss you but you have a boyfriend" he smiles, snorting once again.

"you are my boyfriend, silly".

"hah, funny joke".

zhang hao snorts once again, resting his head on y/n's chest. "you are very pretty".

"as you've said before".

"okay, continue lying pretty men".

y/n notes one thing from this interaction.

never let zhang hao drink too much.

[walkingstackofbooks]

DS9 5x04 Nor The Battle To the Strong thoughts (I’m re-watching, so beware spoilers for future episodes!) [9 Sept ‘23]

"Aren't you going to take notes?" Oh, Julian. 🤣 I mean, to be fair, Jake is the one who asked to write a report on him, so it's not outrageous for Julian to think Jake might want to listen to him.

Jake's internal monologue is great

"These people need you." That is the way to get Julian to do a thing, how does Jake know how to manipulate Julian so well? (I guess tbf it's a solid shout for manipulating any of these Starfleet types...)

Although, looking at Julian, I don't really think that he is listening to Jake, it seems more as though he's just trying to calculate what the right call here is.

"You're being ridiculous. Why does pregnancy always make men hysterical." "Excuse me. This is not the first baby I've had." "Excuse me. Keiko had Molly." "It's not up to you to tell Kira what she can and cannot do." You tell him, ladies!

When Quark is agreeing with you, you know you're on the wrong side, Miles XD

"That means they'll be home by Thursday. Doesn't give you much time to snoop through Jake's things." Dax is just sometimes so good. Poor Sisko, though, that cannot have been an easy decision.

I love the way this field hospital scene is shot, allowing Bashir to blend straight into the background of the confusion, and leaving the focus on Jake just standing there, completely out of place.

"I was planning to change form midair and become a Tarkalean condor." "Ah, that would have been impressive." You get the impression Sisko is clinging onto any distraction he can in this conversation.

"Humanoid bodies are so fragile." "Yes they are." OHHH, Sisko says that so softly. 😭😭 Bless him. He's so aware Jake may not be okay. 💔💔

"But Jake is 18 years old. Does your father still worry about you?" Awww, Odo <3 my heart that you don't realise parental worry is normal.

Julian, you idiot, how did you think "I'll start with a lateral incision across the thigh joint" was going to make Jake feel?! ... I guess he has been around field medics who have probably been making those sort of dark jokes all day.

oH, he chases after Jake so gently <3 :3

"There are many situations in life that test a person's character. Thankfully, most of them don't involve death and destruction." :3 I love him

"Medical personnel are fair game as far as Klingons are concerned. They'll even kill wounded right in their beds." Every time this sort of thing comes up I can't help but think of the outrage manufactured over Worf "killing civilians" back in his trial episode.

Oh, Jake. This was not the exciting experience you thought you were going to find, is it...

"And now you think bringing me back is going to make everything all right." Oh Jake. *You are not a soldier.* You're an untrained kid. This guy is dying and knows nothing about you. Of course he's judging you more harshly. But it's really not true that your actions were "wrong", you're not meant to be in this situation in the first place.

"If this story has an unhappy ending I would never have forgiven you." <3 Dax and Sisko friendship is always so important to me

"I'm so sorry." "It's alright." "No it's not. I should never have brought you here." Ohhhh these two ❤️❤️❤️ I wish we saw more of them interacting, there's barely any Jake & Julian fanfic 😭 [yes, I could write one, but shhh, I have a long to-do list, okay? 😅]

"I'm a coward." Oh noooooo. Jake. Baby boy. It's okay to be scared.

"Something's eating at you, I can see it." Julian is SO gentle and I cannot, I love him for this just so much 😭

"Leave me alone." "Okay, if that's what you want. But if you want to talk, you know where to find me." Ohhh. Julian looks so stressed -- he doesn't know what he should do to look after Jake, and I'm sure he's not feeling like he's doing the best job.

Oh, Jake. If your dad was here he would have ignored you telling him to leave you alone, wouldn't he? But Julian's not your dad, he's not going to force his way in.

The way Julian is stroking Jake's head as he comes to :333

"I'm proud of you, son." Ahhh, yes, Jake FINALLY gets that hug he's been needing all episode, and is able to accept that praise and smile about it. Ohhh, my heart <3

(Now can Julian get a hug from Sisko, please?)

(Please?)

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Shisui and Kisame being on opposite sides/enemies kinda made me think of a Hunger Games AU. Just imagine the type of chaos two tributes from different districts allying and sticking by it would cause on the capitol 😭(also the angst potential??? Jesus) 

But that begs the question, would the stunt that EverLark pulls with the nightlock berries even work with KisaShi in this scenario?

I think they “allowed�� it in HG because they were from the same district, but I think that would be harder to achieve in this AU.

Not to say that I think that these sacrificial idiots would not do the stunt fully expecting to die, because they absolutely would.

( They did kill themselves in canon for the causes they believed in, so if there was a possibility that them dying that way did more good that harm, i think they would take it)

(Also i have no ideia who's Katniss and who's Peeta in this scenario, i think they both have the potential to be either them)

(Also also, i have thoughts about the reaping itself but i didn't want to derail the subject away from KisaShi, so let me know if you wanna talk about that lmao)

And, would KisaShi even manage to end up playing the romantic act? I feel like they would lean more in the friendship thing because Peeta an Katniss had known each other before the games, so that gave them something to work it, but Kisame and Shisui literally would only have assumed hostility. I feel like it would suit them more to have romance later.

Anyways, so sorry this is so long, the revival the HG fandom got in tiktok just got me really happy

(Do you have any thoughts on this AU? Maybe even another duo that would be interesting to see as Peeta and Katniss? Would love to hear opinions! No pressure though! ❤ )

xoxo

Nalyvia, babe, I haven't interacted with HG in a long time so its very dusty in my mind... But, frankly, I love this.

You should also know that I am (affectionately) cursing you.

I was never a fan-fan of HG (I'm always a bit more happy-escapist, I say like I don't write angst and read non-fiction 🥴) but you unlocked my brain with this one. This was written via voice-transcript because the brainstorming wouldn't stop and my fingers aren't fast enough. It took half an hour to edit this 🤣

To feign normalcy for a moment, I agree that romance would be amazing later. If they somehow both survived, maybe the crowds at the Capitol rioted or something, then can you imagine the tension and looks across rooms? The winners don't exactly socialise amongst each other, probably for fear of collaboration, so it's just glimpses at functions and shit....ARGH

At the same time my horrible goblin brain would LOVE a lovers speed run, like imagine an adrenaline kiss and then it's all angry and they bite and the crowd is going BALLISTIC 😵👀

Okay, back to my honest reaction to this ask.

I lost it, like dropping a ball of yarn and it won't stop rolling and unravelling. Except I didn't expect to lose it so imagine I didn't know the yarn was there and went flying when I tripped on it. Except the yarn is a daisy chain of writhing poisonous snakes and they're also on fire and I'm on fire and everything was very much out of hand ✨🥹

Disclaimer: I planned this so much, it's basically begging to be written. However, my interest in delving into HG is extremely low (ha!) so if anyone would like to collaborate on this idea, then DM me.

To fit the Narutoverse characters into the HG social structure... We need to rethink exactly why the districts are shaped and viewed the way they are. Also only one champion per reaping because I can't be bothered with thinking about expendable people and having them clog up the plot.

Konoha is the first village. It's the biggest, the winner of every war, it's the largest and probably the richest. It is District One: Lumber, Military, Agriculture, mercantile goods.

Who is District Twelve? I would say Ame. It's poor, there very little there, small population, overlooked until it's too late. Nagato (volunteering for Konan) was be the first and only champion to win for this district (Yahiko was killed for resisting the Reaping and inciting civil unrest when Konan was called).

Kiri is somewhere in the middle. They are where the capitol's Naval fleet is based and all funding goes to public offices there, leaving the locals to forge weaponry and build ships or starve in poverty. They have a long history of revolutionary excitation and this means the Capitol are particularly brutal with them. District Six.

Plotline background!

Shisui survived and won the games when he was a preteen. He was picked, he trained hard (as all District One Champions are), and he absolutely demolished the competition. Because winners are so common from the top few districts (in keeping with the Five Great Shinobi Nations, the others are Uzushio (hold your horses, wait for it), Kumo, Iwa, Suna, with Kiri as the problematic straggler) they have policies in place to give the champions higher social status. Shisui is chosen to be the bodyguard of a local Elder, Danzo.

When his young cousin Itachi is chosen at a Reaping a few years later, Shisui defies his new social status (snubbing the Elder Danzo) and volunteers in Itachi's place. There is absolute scandal and Shisui is threatened by the Elder and Peacekeepers (ROOT) into allowing Itachi to compete as intended and not make waves. With the support of some of his fellow District One winners (Kakashi, who was traumatised that his fellow competitor and best friend Obito was killed off by the organisers because they both couldn't win, and Tenzo, who was personally trained in one of Elder Danzo's fight rings to ensure he won money and political favours that year) Shisui stands firm.

Meanwhile, Kisame has grown up in the shipyards of Kiri. His parents were both killed in failed uprisings and he had to mature quickly. Because he is so tall and strong, he has survived where many of his peers haven't and he was able to get his hands on food and shelter because he could work so hard. He has grown up with the mutterings and stories of the disillusioned around him and he truly hates the Capitol (and, to a lesser extent, the Top Five Districts, who are considerably richer and more successful than the rest and seen as largely complicit). When he's chosen, the shipyard community descends on him and he's stuffed into a secret underground collective that are looking to make yet another run at revolution. They need Kisame to not only win the games but provide them access to the Capitol. He needs to survey how the whole city functions, how to gain access to the main buildings both in Kiri as well as in the Capitol, and he needs to incite revolutionary fervour in the other districts if he can. Zabuza and Mei, two previous Champions, are able to swing themselves onto Kisame's 'prep team' and the trio set off for the Capitol.

Plot thickens!

In the Capitol, Shisui is the clear favourite. He's their darling, a familiar face and a proven good bet (he shocked them all as a kid, but now he's a man and only more talented/skilled, as well as old enough for sex appeal to also factor into his campaign). He is constantly playing an act, even in his rooms, because every single member of his team is in Danzo's pocket and Shisui knows that Danzo is going to control him and punish him if he's not extremely careful. However, one of the guards subtly does let him breathe a little more.

Shisui wows the crowd at the parade by wearing a richly decorated silk kimono (as Konoha includes luxury fabric and mercantile goods) that appears to blossom with real branches and flowers before bursting into flames (Shisui looks very hot when on fire ok) (I wanted to do the Katniss moment, it's a need, and also Shisui IS an Uchiha and it is KONOHA so fire has to be in there, let's say the fire is because.... Forest fires? They burn fields every year and it's visible from the Capitol? Idk let me have this)

Kisame, however, absolutely robs the show for District Six because, in his ship-shaped chariot, he's (done a Finnick) draped in just a bit of net and oiled up like a sea god. He's blue (because I say so 😤) and tattooed to high heavens and... It's a lot of muscle, a lot of man. The dark horse, if you will.

Kisame isn't one to lie or deceive, that's what the officials and Capitol do, but this is justice to turn it back on the lot of these rich fuckers. Mei has way too much creative license. Zabuza is making a lot of bets to ensure they get as much money as possible as well as sneaking off at every chance to scout the city. The crowd are so delighted that two Kiri champions have stepped up to prepare this new one, it's very fun to see familiar faces again.

They are massive rivals. Shisui is trying to play a political game here and fuck up the whole party. Kisame is trying to incite a revolution and Shisui is part of the enemy in his eyes.

They get into the arena. Its a labyrinth outside of the capitol that they have to escape. Closest to District Two, Uzushio.

Lots of hunting, killing. Shisui starts causing problems because he's so fast that half of the others are tracking him and failing spectacularly. Kisame, meanwhile, is killing the hyperagressive ones without mercy whilst trying to form alliances with the more downtrodden districts.

Cutscene to Mei and Zabuza who are fucking around and finding out with the capitol and meet elder danzo who lets some stuff slip about district one and shisui and shit.

Cutscene to one of Danzo's guards, that had been making life horrible for Shisui, pushing another over a balcony to terrible injury. Another bodyguard is sent from District One. It's revealed to be Kakashi in disguise, with Tenzo (who has a history as one of Danzo's private fighters) having been the one to maim the other guard and who was the friendly but silent guard watching Shisui's back~

The President (I completely forgot lmao) is Kaguya! Games organiser is Zetsu I guess

Kisame meets contestant Anko (they met during the rallying at the Capitol before this, obvs, but just bear with me dammit), from the newly formed Sound District (she was previously from Konoha but, when the new district was formed for medicinal and scientific manufacturing shit stuff blah blah then she was transferred) and manages to recruit her before realising that she's originally Konohan. He belatedly remembers her strange behaviour (exchanging secret messages) with Shisui and she reveals to him that it's not what he might assume. Anko goes off to help the other (subtly because cameras, so want to make a statement but also don't want to get nuked by the organisers) converted competitors and Kisame finds himself facing Shisui at last (they squared up in the Capitol obvs but that was brief posturing and UST), who was secretly watching on to make sure Kisame didn't kill Anko.

They fight.

It's badass.

(Small scenes of various Capitol reactions. Danzo is smug, thinking Shisui will put Kisame down and quiet whispers about political dissent as well as his own disobedience. Kakashi and Tenzo watch from behind Danzo's shoulders, hidden by Danzo's personalised Peacekeeper helmets. Zabuza and Mei watch with wariness for Shisui's professional skill/speed compared to Kisame's strength and creativity, as well as growing realisation -from the interactions with Anko etc - that more districts might be on side if they try hard enough.)

Shisui guesses what Kisame is doing with the revolution and he's right. Kisame goes to attack him but Shisui decides to return that transparency (even if Kisame's wasnt exactly willingly shared) and reveals that he's actually been scouting the perimeter this whole time.

And he thinks, combining the differing specialities of different districts and competitors together, they can break out. And survive getting to the Capitol.

Cue the slow progression of wary allies to friends to pining counterparts to lovers!

In the Capitol, Kakashi and Tenzo team up with Zabuza and Mei. They also make friends with married couple Minato and Kushina, previous winners from Uzushio (District Two, power station and security of the Capitol) who have become such favourites that they are welcome guests each year... But they hate the system and have secretly been running a smuggling route for years~

They also meet Orochimaru, the first (and only) winner from Sound, who has wiggled his way into being the President's private doctor.

Lots of shit happens.

The competitors break out, Kakashi (who has become extremely close with Minato and Kushina) is subsequently devastated when Minato nearly (aren't I nice) dies when taking one for the team and sabotaging the Capitol's security network to allow the districts to rampage and help the competitors make it back to the Capitol alive.

The districts rise up, it turns out that Nagato and Konan of District Twelve have been preparing since before Yahiko died, and the Capitol is quickly overrun. The people rise up, the President begins to flee!~

And this my brain starts to get mushy 😅 hmm, something-something Obito didn't die but Zetsu saved him and squirrelled him away as like a "Super Peacekeeper" (Winter Soldier parallels whoops lol) as an ace in case he needed personal protection/as a crowd shock factor as games organiser (gotta think of the views, even in a civil war!) And there's a huge thing blah blah Kakashi breaks the indoctrination, the President is killed by Shisui and Kisame Eternal-Honeymoon-Dream-Team and society is restructured.

Turns out Itachi's mom (and dad, who is forming a proto police force) took the chance to lead the District One revolt, and Itachi is like the poster child/mascot of the revolution there lol mikoto is pregnant with Sasuke and kushina is pregnant with Naruto!

Happy ending all around! (And look at that, none of my favs died, amazing 🤩)

This got out of hand and I wrote it in one go so now my brain is dead, if you couldn't tell by how...wonky... Things started to get at the end 🤣 it only took me.... Uhh two hours PFFFT-

"Do you have any thoughts on this AU?" Nalyvia, darling, don't JINX IT look what happened?!

[ithinkabouttzu]

Hi friend!! I was wondering if I could get a BoB ship please? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

Looks - I'm about 5'5" with dyed hair (currently it's a faded purple but I'm gonna do teal/blue next!) and polka dot glasses! I'm on the curvier side and trying to be confident in that (it's a struggle tho lol 🫠)

Personality - my Myers Briggs is ENFP and I've been told I'm a ray of sunshine and a human golden retriever! I love being the mom friend and taking care of all my people 🥰 I'm also quite chaotic at times, and a little bit clumsy 😂 on a deeper level I have an anxiety disorder, ADHD, and a trauma disorder from previous relationships, so while i can appear loud and happy and confident I'm often worried I'm being too much and that I'm a burden to my loved ones

Job/interests - I'm currently working part time at my local psychiatric hospital as a clinician! My goal is to get licensed and work full time with children struggling with mental health and behaviors, my favorite color is yellow, my favorite animal is sharks, and I'm addicted to iced coffee 🤣

Thank you for taking the time to read all this! Hope you have a great day 🥰✨

Thank you for your request Lovely! I’m so happy to open ships back up! 💗💗💗 (also sorry for any mistakes, I haven’t done ships in a WHILE 😅)

I ship you with…

Dick Winters!

Song Recommendation:

- Literally a sunshine couple omg

- He first met you when you joined easy and he immediately thought you were so cute. Like his heart was completely melted at how sweet you were to him

- He honestly gets really shy at first but he also feels super comfortable around you? It sounds kinda weird but he immediately finds comfort in you. He can definitely say it was love at first sight. He’ll stick around closely with you for the rest of the time , making sure no one is bothering you but also because he’s like in love w you???

- Makes SURE to keep his feelings to himself for the longest time. He would hate to make you feel uncomfortable or sound unprofessional so he’d rather just keep his emotions to himself.

- UNTILLL, something happened and you got really hurt. He wasn’t sure what happened to you but when he heard that you had been in danger he got so scared, he really thought he lost you. He makes sure to confess to you afterwards.

- You two are definitely the parents of the friend group. Always taking care of everyone else and making sure everybody is under control, it makes him feel less lonely having someone else to be mature with 🤣

- OH and don’t let me forget ~ this man is in LOVE with your curves, like if he could spend every minute of the day kissing every inch of your body, he would. He also has to let you know how much he loves you, how beautiful you are, just the daily positive affirmations he has to give to you (he’s soo in love w you)

- He’ll spend a lot of time losing track of everything and getting lost in his daydreams about you. He really looks for you in everything. He sees the sun bright and shiny? It reminds him of you. He looks at anything purple? All he can think about it your pretty hair.

- He almost never stops thinking about you. (it’s actually become quite a problem) And when he does daydream about you, it’s so obvious. He’ll just be sitting there by himself, smiling like a huge idiot and everyone else is just like “Is he okay???” LOL

- He’d never tell you this, but he LOVES watching you take care of others, you’re just so kind and the way you nurture others really makes him want to marry you (and start a family with you) even more then he did before.

- This man enjoys it so much when you enjoy yourself, he really loves your chaotic-ness. He will just sit back and look at you like a proud father when you’re having your own fun. You just always make him smile.

- When you open up to him about your past relationship, he feels a mixture of emotions. He feels angry, because who could do that to the love of his life? You’re so sweet and kind and he KNOWS you don’t deserve anything less then perfect. He also feels sad. Sad that he wasn’t there to make you feel better and take away everything bad from you.

- It hurts him so much to know you’ve went through so many things, and you’re still kindest and prettiest soul he knows. He admires you so much for how much love you have to give to everyone.

- Whenever you’re having a moment when the anxiety just gets the best of you - he tries so hard to help you, with whatever it might be. He’s so patient with you (it comes very natural to him) He’ll do anything you want or need. A spa day by yourself or a warm bath with candles and your favorite book. He tries so hard to make you feel special and good. He will make sure to rub your back and tell you everything’s gonna be alright. Over and over again til you know it yourself.

- He also makes sure to let you know that you would never ever ever be a burden to him in a million years. He would walk around the whole earth barefoot just to see your smile or to see you happy. You’re HIS girl and when you have a problem, you can come to him no matter what it is!!

- When you get really really sad or you’ve have a long day, he likes to steal your polka dotted glasses from you and dance around in them (even though it might be a little blurry seeing him 🤣) he really will try everything to make you crack a laugh.

- He loves hearing about your work goals! He thinks it’s so neat how much you want to help children with mental health. He thinks it takes such a smart, patient, but also understanding person for the job. And you’re the perfect person for it to him. He’s so supportive for you. I could definitely see him as the hubby that packs your lunches and stuff like that LOL

- Whenever you guys go out, whether it’s to a bar to see old friends, or just out on a date, he’s got an arm wrapped around you at all times. He wants to show you off to the whole world honestly, you’re perfect and if someone can’t see that then they’re blind.

- Out in public he loves showing you off but can also get pretty protective over you. If someone is looking at his girl, he’s gonna say something to them (and that’s honestly rare because he’s a chill dude.) At the end of the day, if someone is making you uncomfortable, he’s gonna confront them. (if that’s okay with you ofc)

- Also back to the part where I said he always thinks of you, I forgot to mention how whenever he sees a Plushie Shark or any kind of stuffed animal shark, he makes SUREE to get it for you, you’ll definitely work up to a collection overtime 😭

- And whenever he comes home from work he’s always stopping at a local cafe to get you some good iced coffee, this man just really REALLY loves you!!

Thank you for your request bestie! Hope you enjoyed 🥰💛

[surrealsunday]

SO I FINALLY CAUGHT UP THR LAST THREE CHAPTERS AND WOW- so much to say ngl and kinda glad you split chap6-7 in two, very grateful for that :))). okay so little rambling time ahah

• chapter 5: what a rollercoaster on its own holy shit! it went from weird vibe, flirting to quickly escalate to an argument and then to sth very intense with the last scene 😏 but as always i really loved it! the first scene with basile and eliott’s interaction made me smile ngl, like i said earlier their dynamic would have been so worth showing in the show 👌🏻 also the flirting part when eliott is just staring at lucas’ face and blushing when he notices 🥺 my baby 🥺and that line im so obsessed and soft pls “no need when Lucas is sitting in the sun looking like that - like a fallen angel. Fallen perhaps because no one who looks that sinfully good could ever remain untouched in heaven.”

oh yeah also idriss with manon…seriously one of my fav thing💗 elu’s hug at the end with the “it can wait” warmed my heart, i smiled like an idiot sjsbsb

• chapter 6: probably one of my fav chapter! i love how they’re already so gone for eo (literally), their teasing is exquisite every time omg i love them sm 🤌🏻 also the moment when lucas explained the thing with ch*rles…i never wanted to punch someone that hard in the face, seriously sbsjdbd i kept repeating “wanna slap him omg i so wanna slap him”, and then eliott saying “i will kill him”, like same bestie!! 😭 also idk if it’s just me but you can already see that kind of domesticity between them, like it’s as if they’ve been tgt for years dbdjdb

• chapter 7: again. the rollercoaster that chapter was! eliott wanting to look nice for lucas 🥺 lucas taking the initiative to hold hands with eliott and saying “i feel safe with you” I DIED OF CUTENESS PLS. also basike drunk is so fucking funny LMAOO, he’s such a mood here 🤣

plus, that moment where eliott learns lucas wants to move out from his fam house and he already can see them living their little cosy life tgt doing domestic stuff, my heart just explode he loves him so much 🥺 they’re gonna be the death of me, in every universe istg 😭

the fact i already knew what was coming but still- it was hard, very hard 🥲 like i couldn’t stop nervously laugh knowing what’s gonna happen. but then even that “sack of shit” said those words omg 😭 i imagined the look of lucas’ face, how he was feeling,…i felt so fucking bad and wanted to hug him forever🤧 i literally screamed and insult him even more, then queen daphy bite the crap out of him 😌 and then again, u broke me with “i hate u more”

little summary of my mood throughout this chapter:

they better figure everything out quick or imma jump into this story and lock them in a room to have a proper talk lmaoo. no but seriously i know they’re gonna be okay but still this moment is tough, but worth it 😌

anyways, i hope you’ll have a nice nye’s celebration and wish you the best for this new year! (also never more looked forward to get the new update than now ngl, i kinda feel hollow now 🧍🏼‍♀️🤣)

HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🥳💗

Omg adlkfjasdlkfj your reactions and memes are just the actual best and I'm dying 😂😂😂❤️️❤️️❤️️.

The line you pulled out of chapter 5 (Lucas as a fallen angel), literally how accurate tho? Eliott was so right for that.

I love how much so many people loved chapter 6 ☺️! I didn't really have a fave chapter in this fic but peoples reactions to that one made me appreciate it so much more. And wanting to punch Charles... very much a mood. I was forever grateful that him getting punched was something that actually happens in the movie. I was happy to stay true to that. I also agree that they settle very quickly into comfortable domestic vibes. That's definitely the point. That instant comfort that comes from being around the right person. It's the same vibe in the next chapter when Eliott is immediately imagining them living together. He's right that it's a little ridiculous to be thinking about something like that when he and Lucas are still so new, but when it's the right person, it's the right person. And there's really no timeline when that's the case.

Lucas deserves all the hugs though, it is true. Poor bub is definitely going through it 🥺. Let himself fall for the 'cool hot guy' again and got so much more badly hurt. Lucas's last line though... ngl... I love it 😌. Truly a fave for me.

Your moodboard throughout the chapter tho 😂😂😂. Yeah that seems about right. Exactly what I was looking to evoke too. The 'laughing nervously' one makes me seriously lol.

Thank you so much for sending your thoughts! I love love love reading what you were thinking!!!

I hope you have a lovely New Year's as well! I will be doing nothing (which is how I like it) aside from maybe a fun makeup look for nobody but my cat. I really do need to work on the next chapter tho so that is the goal for the next couple days!

Happy New Year to you too! 🥳💗💗💗💗

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

🪶Being Karasuno's Manager Pt. 2 🪶

🏆The Crows Fly to Nationals 🏆

Karasuno x Female Manager

Our bby crows are off to Nationals! What happens when they run into some sly foxes 😏

Warnings: Swearing because I can only keep it contained so long

A/N: This is an Anon request! Look for more team headcannons coming soon!

Well the unbelievable happened

The underdogs WON 🏆 🙌🏻🎉

They are headed to Tokyo to compete in nationals!

Something no one on the team has ever done before 👀

So while you, Yachi, and Kiyoko prepare for whatever the team needs

The team prepares as well

... in other ways 😶

Not volleyball ways 👀

Strategizing to protect their managers 🙌🏻

Lead by Noya and Tanaka

They only managed to recruit Hinata

Hinata thought it was a sort of "private practice"

Suga and Ennoshita shut it down 🙄

Noya and Tanaka told the team they have to be on high alert

Because of ✨BOYS✨

Daichi may have channeled his inner Iwaizumi

He did

"WILL YOU IDIOTS SHUT UP!"

😶😶😶

Kageyama threw a ball at Hinata

For no reason at all

Legit nobody knew why

You, Yachi and Kiyoko have no clue what's even going on

Like you guys walk into the guy and it's chaos

Ennoshita has Noya and Tanaka held up for Daichi to scold

Suga is dying

Tsukki is filming

He's got Kunimi in a chat 🤚🏻 they compare how cray their teams are

Yamaguchi, Kinoshita and Narita are standing by enjoying the show

Legit the 3 most unproblematic bbys in the team

We stan😌

Asahi is panicking because he's lost all control

He never had control

Kags and Hinata are arguing about something completely unrelated

YN get in here

You literally parade into the center

Let's be honest, Kiyoko is not bothered and Yachi isn't assertive

It's up to you YN

"You guys need to stop! We need to be focused on nationals"

Everyone stops

"YN is right let's get back to practice" -Daichi

Just like that, the world is right again

Takeda and Ukai just stand there 🧍‍♂️ 🧍‍♂️

Ukai has an evil smirk and Takada is just so glad he can relax

Mans is overworked 🥺

You offer your services for practice

Literally everyone wants you to help them

"Toss me some balls for my sets YN"- Kags

"No, help me with my digs"- Noya

"She's already helping me with blocking practice"- Hinata

"She said she was going to help with my cut shots" -Tanaka

Legit you left to help Daichi and Asahi

Nobody notices 🤡

They are all arguing while you are setting up to toss for Suga so Asahi and Daichi can work on spiking

Send Ukai to break it up

No need 🤚🏻 he's on it

"GET YOUR ASSES TO WORK!"

Kags, Noya, Hinata, Tanaka 👉🏻 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♂️

Daichi, Suga and Asahi 👉🏻🙄🤣😬

You👉🏻👀🍿

This team is insane YN we've been over this

So when it comes to Nationals, you think they will chill out?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh YN you naive angel 😇

Nationals is WORSE than any regular tournament

I picture at least 5 oikawa-like men

I'm thinking of one in particular who really hones in 👀

The first match obviously went in Karasuno's favor

So the next day when the team is ready to face off against the team that's been dubbed "the team to win nationals"

The boys are nervous 😓

You are trying to calm them down

They are acting all serious 😤

This is more Kiyoko's territory YN

Just walk away

So you do 👀

To the bathroom 👀👀

"The bathroom can be a dangerous place"- Hinata

The bathroom trip itself is fine

Until you walk out

Smack into two sly foxes 😏🦊

You get Oikawa and Iwaizumi flashbacks

"Oh Im so sorry"

"You must be with karasuno" the one with the hair that needs serious toning says

"Uhhh yes... I was just headed back that way" 👀

"Let us escort you. I'm Atsumu and this is my brother Osamu"

Osamu isn't even paying any attention

His eyes rolled in the back of his head minutes ago 🙄

"Umm that's OK, I'll just text..."

"Nonsense let's go!"

Literally Atsumu will dislocate your shoulder YN just go with him

Meanwhile back with the crows

"Where is YN?"- Kiyoko

Panic ensues

Literally nobody even noticed you were gone

Like legit they can barely keep themselves together YN

Tanaka and Noya just take off

Daichi and Kiyoko actually formulate a plan

Suga texts you

No wonder Suga becomes a teacher, he's the only one calm under pressure

Asahi fainted probably

Hinata and Kags are fighting over who lost you

Yachi is trying to control whatever she can

Poor Yachi has zero control

Suddenly Kags spots Atsumu and what looks to be Atsumu 2.0 but with better hair walking towards them

With you...

In the middle of them...

Oh no 😳

Kags takes off

Legit Kags is protective but like only with people he perceives as a threat

i.e. Oiks, Ushi and Atsumu

Maybe Hinata...

Definitely Hinata

NE WAYS

He reaches you in like record time and grabs you

The stand off begins 🙌🏻

Hinata follows because like he's on the only one who can keep up with Kags

"What are you doing with our manager?"

At this point, it would be a good idea YN to take back control

Unfortunately for you, the rest of Inarizaki shows up

Probably best to just take a seat and watch 🧎‍♀️🍿

"We were just helping your manager find her way"

You 👉🏻 "I didn't need your help but thanks"

Wave at Osamu because he was just dragged into this, it wasn't his fault

Atsumu is a smug little 😶

"Do we have a problem here" -Kita

"I don't know, do we" -Daichi

You 👉🏻🧎‍♀️🍿

Suga 👉🏻😳😏

Asahi 👉🏻 💀

Tanaka and Noya 👉🏻 still gone they never came back

Suna and Tsukki 👉🏻 📱

Kiyoko gives you a look

Ok FINE you better interfere YN before something happens

"No problem, Atsumu and Osamu were just escorting me back. Thanks again"

You start to push on Kags to get him to back off

Good luck YN

Kags should have gone to Date Tech because the mans is a WALL

Kita nods and smiles at you

Daichi growls

Ope 😶

"Let's go YN" -Kiyoko says pulling you away as you wave and smile back

Inarizaki doesn't have a manager YN you're gonna need to chill with that 🤚🏻

Noya and Tanaka finally come back

They join Kags in the stand off

Legit it's Atsumu, Kags, Noya and Tanaka 🙄

Daichi and Suga are left to clean up the aftermath

Ennoshita just grabs Tanaka and Noya and pulls them away

Hinata already left for a potty break

Inarizaki just walks away

Literally they are done

Abandonment of Atsumu is a real thing

"I guess we'll see you on the court Tobio"

🚶‍♂️ away

Kags finally turns and walks back to the team

Great Job YN look what you've started 👀🙄

Taglist: @loevngyuno

[sailorstarr-chan4]

Fav ships from your top 5 anime/movies/shows/books/musicals

Okay 5 total is impossible 🤣 However...... 5 EACH??? 👀👀👀

ANIME:

Zero/Yuki, from Vampire Knight. You never forget your first. FOREVER OTP MY ORIGINAL ANGSTY BABIES!!!!! 💕💕

InuKag & MirSan, from Inuyasha. I lowkey prefer MirSan these days lmao, but I cannot deny the impact InuKag had on my anime and fanfic experience... Precious idiotic babies 💕💕

Victor/Yuuri, from Yuri on Ice. Because WE WERE BORN TO SHIP VICUURIIIIII!!!!! 💕💕💕

Usagi/Mamoru, from the original Sailor Moon manga/Sailor Moon Crystal. Because FUCK WHAT THE 90's ANIME DID TO THESE TWO, ESPECIALLY POOR MAMOOOOO!!!!! (But seriously, their actual, original romance is *chef's kiss* 😍😍😍)

Ren/Kyoko, from Skip Beat! Like.... Holy fucking hell, y'all, I thought Inuyasha was bad with its slow burn! This????? Fucking THIS????? MY BABIES INSIST ON TORTURING MEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭

~~~

MOVIES/SHOWS:

(I'm combining, cuz outside anime, I don't watch much TV lol)

Will/Elizabeth, from Pirates of the Caribbean. Bitch, these two were TEENAGE ANGSTY ROMANCE GOLD, but y'all were sleeping on them cuz of Captain Jack Sparrow (can't say I blame ya, I was just as bad lol but come ON!!!)

Buffy/Angel, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Because, apparently, I have a sado-masochistic side and actually ship this walking disastrous tragedy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Jack/Rose, from Titanic. Yes, I am, in fact, a Basic Bitch™ ✌

Anya/Dimitri, from Anastasia. Because this movie and this couple was fucking FORMATIVE in my childhood, okay???? 😭😭😭

Steve/Peggy, from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Because they deserve it. THEY DESERVED THAT DANCE. 😭😭😭

~~~

BOOKS:

Harry/Hermione, from Harry Potter. What can I say? I'm a slut for Friends to Lovers. Besides, I never understood the Ron/Hermione ship. I liked the idea of them, and the movies definitely made improvements and made moments cuter, but otherwise???? Idk I just shipped Harmony since 2003, so I ain't stopping now lmaoooo

Percy/Annabeth, from Percy Jackson & the Olympians. Hot take, but these two are what Ron/Hermione SHOULD HAVE BEEN. They are literally Romione to the Harmony power lmao 🤣

Mr. Darcy/Elizabeth, from Pride & Prejudice. Do I.... do I have to explain why????

Anne/Gilbert, from Anne of Green Gables & Emily/Teddy, from Emily of New Moon. Ah, yes. My very first Slow Burns™. Good times, good times... 🥰 They could have been Another Tragic What-If ships, but nope. Lucy Maud blessed us with happy endings. 😍

Rhett/Scarlett, from Gone With the Wind. Yes, this book/movie is problematic affffff, yes, their relationship is a dumpster fire, DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY I LOVE WATCHING MY IDIOTIC SOULMATES BURN THEIR SHIP LIKE A GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL VIKING FUNERAL GFJHKHDFGJGCJVHBJVBJHN 😭😭😭

~~~

Changing musicals to.....

DISNEY:

Kristoff/Anna, from the Frozen franchise. Because, 1) they're genuinely adorbs, but mainly 2) hot fucking DAMN, the fandom writes GOD-TIER smut fics of them!!!! 😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥

Belle/Adam, from Beauty and the Beast (1991). Listen. LISTEN. You cannot look me in the eye and say that the scene where Belle is stroking the Beast's face as he laid dying and the music is fucking swelling in such bittersweet gorgeousness didn't make you tear up/choke up a bit. You cannot. 😭😭😭

Tarzan/Jane, from Tarzan. You know how I said earlier that Anastasia was formative? SO WAS THIS FUCKING SHIP. THAT SCENE WHEN TARZAN IS TEACHING JANE HOW TO SWING ON A VINE AND THEY SHARE A MOMENT????? THAT SEXUALLY TENSE MOMENT THAT YOU COULD CUT WITH A KNIFE????? HOLY SHIT THAT CHANGED MY (then 7-year-old) LIFE!!!!! 😍😍😍

Aladdin/Jasmine, from Aladdin (1992). Yeah, bitch, I, too, wished to be whisked away on a magic carpet ride and travel the world with a hot guy. What of it???

Rapunzel/Eugene, from Tangled. I may not worship them the way the fandom does, but goddamn, it's impossible not to love them they are so PRECIOUS!!!! 😍😍😍

Thank you for the question, my dear!!!

🥰🥰🥰

[dolphinqueen10]

Chapter 6 shenanigans

"Alex is not above a flying tackle."

Ah-hahahahahaha! I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣

Oooh looks like Alex let his chaos demon off its chain and I HIGHLY APPROVE OF THIS DEVELOPMENT.

OK.... Look... Okay... This little Interlude is beautiful and nuanced and I definitely think there are many layers of meaning going on simultaneously.... But... Gosh, the way Alex is thinking about being a space for Henry to be "whatever he needs to be"... I'm speechless. These two idiots are going to kill me slowly. 💔💔

And Alex allows himself to show a little bit of vulnerability. 😰

Good lord Alex, do you have any chill whatsoever? Did you ever? Is it just me or does it seem very blatantly obvious why he's running off to see Henry at a polo match? <sigh>

OH MY GOD IS THIS *THE* TACK ROOM? 😱😱😱

Sorry I'm gonna need a minute to wipe the shit-eating grin off my face. My spouse is looking at me like I've lost my mind. 🤫🥵🤯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[khaleesiofalicante]

Hola Dani!! How are you? Thank you for keeping us updated about your country's situation...

I hope you're taking care of yourself, drinking enough water (tea counts 💚) how's the weather over there??

I'm not dragging this out because it's the last chapter!!!

It's a Fucking Date!

It's the song!!! 😭

THE BEGINNING

Wait... I'm lost, where are we?? When are we??

Not for the first time, Magnus wonders if he made the right decision.

Is this THE BEGINNING beginning??? 😯

Princeton is supposed to be an escape.

It is!!!🥳

She grins at him. “Why don’t you come to the party and tell me more about environmental chemistry?”

Yes!!!! It's THE PARTY!!!! LAPSLAÑQPA!!!!

“I’m Raphael.”

“You already said that.”

And it was too much! 🤣

It’s a long-sleeved t-shirt that says, ‘Blink If You Want Me’.

Is all coming together!!

“Call me Raph again and I’ll have you skinned,” the boy says – very seriously.

And I will help!!

There is a boy there, leaning against the balcony railing, smoking on his own.

Listen!! I just... I... OMG 😭... I'm emotional ok!!

Their first meeting!!! My wildest dreams could never!! It was so sweet!!

Oh look at that attack of the raisins 🤣

“It’s the devil’s fruit,” Magnus grumbles.

Ok but consider this... Dani made raisins a romantic gesture!! 🥰

“People also make out,” Magnus says nonchalantly and takes a step toward Alec.

Magnus feels the need to scream.

Join me!! I've been screaming and jumping around since the party was mentioned!!

“Can I have that one?” Magnus asks.

Alec looks down at his hoodie. He stares at Magnus. “No?”

This is everything I ever wanted

He leans forward and presses their lips together.

*Alexandra has exploted with happiness *

“Quick question,” Magnus runs after him. “Is this your first date?”

“Yes.”

Magnus smiles. 

I'm smiling too!! I haven't been sad ONCE so far... what is this?? I AM LOVE IT

THE MIDDLE

There is a different kind of loneliness to him now.

It’s not about being alone.

It’s about being without love.

The love of Magnus.

THE SADNESS

“I want people to know exactly the kind of president I’m going to be,” Jia says seriously. Then she smiles. “Besides, anyone who doesn’t want you by their side is an idiot.”

I love Jia!!! 🤩😍🤩😍🤩

But after having a lot of time to think about it, he feels as if this is partly Magnus’ fault too.

It was!! You both chose to ignore my very wise and insightful advice and that's why everything went to shit!! Also Fuck Camille!! 🤬

“Fuck. I forgot I can’t play the gay card with you,” Aline laughs. “Fine. I don’t wanna go because he is a racist piece of shit. What say now, Lightwood?”

🤣🤣🤣 did Aline teach this behavior to Max?? Also how good is Helen that she made Aline forget that ALEXANDER LIGHTWOOD is the gay card 🤣🤣

“Alexander.”

His eyes fall shut at that.

Wait... I just got palpitations!!! I'm not ready for this to happen in part 3 😵

Alec snorts. “You’re still ditching people as you please, huh?”

Brother get a hold of yourself and don't ruin this for me!!

“I don’t remember what you taste like!” Alec yells for some reason.

ALWÑQPAPAPAPA!!!! My twin is precious!!! And he says that Magnus isn’t subtle!! Honey look at yourself!!!

Magnus clutches at his neck as he kisses Alec, gasping and shaking into his mouth.

I'm winning

And now sexy times!!! 🥵🥵

Alec gasps and looks up again. “Where the fuck were you?”

Don't you ever do that shit again!!!!!! We're sensitive!!

Yeah talk you sexy hoes!! TALK!!!

The way there was not a second of hesitation. Alec could die right now, and he’d die a happy man.

Join me in the afterlife!!!

Ok... so I made an executive decision and I'll be splitting this in two parts due to gif usage!!

So now you'll have to suffer through two of my rambling messages instead of one

Sorry... 😅

I ACTUALLY FORGOT MY NIGHT TEA. IMMA GO HAVE IT RN AHHHHH THANK YOU.

The weather was nice today. But it's VERY warm here these days and I'm dying :(

ALSO THE GIF USE IN THIS CHAPTER WAS TOP TIER ILY.

[thewanderingace]

Hawkeye Finale reactions

As usual, major spoilers below the cut!!

Here we go here we go here we gooooo!!!!

He called her partner! That just made me cry

I am LOVING this montage of them making trick arrows!!! Aahhh Clint has a box of Stark Industries arrows!! Aww it's like a part of Tony is still here. And I spy another Pym arrow! And Kate, labeling them is so funny. 😂

And now I'm crying again because Kate is telling Clint why he's her hero and OMFG I have feelings. Clint needed so badly to hear that. Kate came into his life the perfect moment. He needed her. She needed him. I'm crying.

Yelena's hair looks incredible. Just incredible.

"Let's go for a drink" "Okay. Yeah, sure. Right after I kill Barton"

🤣🤣🤣🤣 YELENA AND KATE!!! I'M DYING!!! They're just hilarious together and I love them! Kate trying to push all the elevator buttons, Yelena stopping her, the banter, the jokes, the kinda fighting each other trying to get in front of the others, them both complimenting each other, Yelena looking offended when Kate fights lol. I love them both so much.

Kate slapping Yelena and her face afterwards.

All I can think about is that scene in Elf with the elevator.

"Stop making me like you." "Sorry I cant help it." Mood. Same Kate lol.

Tracksuit guy thanking Kate for her advice and him telling her they went to see maroon five before she knocks him on his ass was perfection.

Jack is such an idiot. I kinda love it. But also why. Why is he here. They literally did nothing with his character. Why put Swordsman in the snow if he was not going to do or be anything.

CLINT FALLING INTO THE ROCKEFELLER CENTER TREE 🤣🤣🤣 THE FUCKING OWL!! 🤣🤣

Omg I love the larpers so fing much. Theu changed because they feel stronger and braver in their outfits. I love them. And when Clint sees them. “We're all gonna die.” 🤣🤣

Omg omg omg they're fighting together on the ice against the tracksuits in their costumes using all the trick arrows I AM IN HAWKEYE HEAVEN!!!!!!

THE OWL IS BACK!!! AND IT PICKED UP THE TINY CAR OF TRACKSUITS OMFG HELP ME I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!

"I gotta talk to Scott about that" 🤣🤣👏👏👏

And I'm crying again but it's okay because this is exactly what I wanted. I wanted a super super emotional "this is what happened to Nat and now we're bonding because of how much we loved her" between Clint and Yelena. I DIDN'T THINK IT'D START WITH THE WHISTLE THOUGH AND NOW I'M DYING

"I loved her so much" "Me too."

KATE FIGHTING AGAINST KINGPIN HOLY SHIT

MAYA!!! YAAS GURL!! Shit I'm so sorry you have to do this. Fuck you Kazi. Maya I can't wait for your tv series.

KATE DEFEATED KINGPIN THAT'S MY GIRL!!!

Maya!!! Aahhhhh you did not!! Holy shit yes!!!

🥰😭😭 Clint telling Kate that sometime someone comes who changes you for the better and then immediately making a joke about the suits was so good. Cue tears number 4.

Awww Clint is thinking about Lucky.

I didn't give two shits about Kingpin because I didn't enjoy the Daredevil show so I don't care about him and if he's actually dead or not but good for Maya. You go girl.

Please make it home, please make it home and pleeeeease take Kate with you.

AHHH ITS THE FARM!! HE MADE IT HOME HE MADE IT HOME! Is Kate with you!?!!!

KATE! YES!!

Oh no. Oh no wait I have a bad feeling. Interviews said I'd cry. I mean I've already cried but thsts cause I'm emotional. I swear to GOD if they walk onto this house and Laura is dead or missing I will RIOT!

Oh fuck thank god theres Nate and Lila and THANK GOD THERES LAURA! Okay I cam breathe and enjoy now. Wow that few seconds nearly gave me a heart attack.

This is so perfect I'm crying again. Lool at them all.

19. Agent 19. MOCKINGBIRD. Yeah! Called it! The watch is Laura's and she was totally a shield agent! I love it! I do prefer Adrienne Palicki as mockingbird but I'm cool with this.

Ooooh they're burning the Ronin suit. Yes. Good. "Finishing what you started." 😭👏 Nat would be so proud and happy for you Clint.

LOL KATE! Trying to come up with her superhero name. Hilarious.

"I've got an idea"

HAWKEYE! IT'S HAWKEYE KATE YOURE HAWKEYE!

Soooo glad that whatever article or whoever said that the finale was gonna be devastating was lying their ass off because I could not have handled that. I wanted a happy ending and I got my perfect happy ending. Thank fuck.

The end credit scene! STOP! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I 1000% expected it to end with like Bucky or Sam I'm the audience looking disgusted.

Conclusions: I AM SO DAMN HAPPY!!! THIS GONALE WAS SO GOOD AND I GOT EVERYTHING I WANTED!!! I CRIED. I LAUGHED. I WAS SHOOK. I LOVED IT. PLEASE GIVE US A SEASON 2

[unforth]

Chapter 35!

Mo Ran cares for Shi Mei less and less...I wonder if things happened this way the first time, and if so, what Shi Mei's countermove was/will be. (dying? Is it "dying" to ensure hatred? That'd certainly fit what I know so far...don't actually answer...)

...I'm assuming this highly suggestive overheard conversation between Xue Meng and Chu Wanning must be wound treatment or something...I don't know when CWN got hurt (again) but not much else makes sense?

Ah his old ones weren't healed three months later. Oof. But, nailed it. (Unlike Xue Meng...or Mo Ran, at least in this timeline...)

Did Mo Ran seriously just think that Shi Mei was so pure and perfect that he "didn't dare" think dirty thoughts? HE'S SUCH AN IDIOT Ml Ran YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTED TO SHI MEI.

Ffs. How is he this dumb? Howwwww? (I know. I know. Sigh.)

"Mo Ran was scared stiff" translator might have wanted to rethink that word choice 🤣

I repeat, Mo Ran didn't even look at Shi Mei when he had the chance, but he's starved for the least glimpse of Chu Wanning. That sound is me hitting my head against a wall.

(Also check "naked hot springs shenanigans" off the trope bingo)

"He truly hated Chu Wanning" just keep telling yourself that...though I also notice, he hasn't reminded himself of that in several chapters now...

Afdjcbcc of course they fall together. Of fricken course they do. *facepalm*

Chapter 36

Erection ahoy (no not election fuck you autocorrect). This whole scene would be hilarious in a donghua...it's impossible in live action, sigh...

I find this exchange about what to pick especially funny since presumably the word they use for "whatever" is suibian...

Honestly I'm kinda ready to kill Shi Mei myself...

Also I'm disappointed that apparently after we were given so much indication of how the thin the inn walls were, no one heard Mo Ran moan Wanning as he came...

(Oh hey it's wrap Shizun in blankets and cuddle him until he stops feeling worthless hour again!)

I wonder how many random sexual encounters these two can pretend never happened (I'm guessing a ridiculous number).

"If you won't wear it you can climb up naked." 🤣🤣🤣

...poor lonely TXJ, sigh...poor lonely CWN, sigh...

...alright...alright, Imma do it, I'm gonna start 2ha.

I was originally gonna liveblog privately to @thegreymoon but since I found out @jupiterjames is interested too I'll do it publicly but try not to do too too many posts (maybe on a chapter that I update as I go?)

BLACKLIST TAG "2HA LIVEBLOG" TO IGNORE THIS AND/OR AVOID SPOILERS.

...here goes...