#LOOK AT HER DRESS AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[joffyworld]

LAGOOOOOO I MISSED THIS AHHHHHHHHH

HOGH OKAY FINISHED THE REFS tadaaa (throws confetti) heres my au that started off as a little crack idea and then i got WAY too invested into it X)

i'm calling it the Lucky Card AU! basically its a modern au but with a lot of gambling, sketchy activity, and good ole gunfights. Lamb (named Ines in this one!) is a high roller, often cheating their way into winning. Narinder, owner of 'The Reaper' casino, is infamous for being exiled by his Family for a variety of reasons. Goat (named Jahel) is a bodyguard for hire, currently working as Ines' bodyguard

its also yuri <3 all three of them end up together

more of my ramblings under the cut w some doodles!

so it all starts basically with Ines deciding to gamble at Nari's casino, they get caught and Nari threatens them with using any power he still has to get them blacklisted. OBVIOUSLY they dont want this, so instead the two make a deal; Get rid of Narinder's Family and put an end to the beloved 'Olden Faith Avenue' (a street that basically belongs to them)

Ines is lucky, charismatic, and knows how to use a knife and handgun. So they aren't completely out of their depth here

still! they decide to get the help of an old friend, Jahel. A gunman/bodyguard for hire who has been looking for work recently. Jahel is very aphrensive about Ines getting so involved in "this side of the business" but, for their own reasons, would really like to see the Olden Faith Avenue crumble, so they agree to be Ines' bodyguard

of course those "reasons" include the fact they were once Shamura's old bodyguard (im still figuring out what the bishops are in this au HFDHS) and Narinder, at first, was Not The Happiest about Ines hiring them, thinking they might betray them. it takes a bit for them to warm up to eachother X)

thats all i have so far!! i might write or make a lil comic with this au. i love it a lot <33 my self indulgent yuri au

[caffeine-and-melatonin]

✨Bad Batch E11 Spoilers✨

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH OMG OMG OMG OMG

Ok let's get into it y'all...welcome to my brain while watching E11

- OMG RYLOTH NOW???

-CROSS! 

-SYNDULLAS!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE IS MOM???? IS CHOP WITH HER???

-Clone without helmet?  Clone I don't know? What???? We haven't seen a reg without their helmet as far as I can remember...Why do I get the feeling this guy's chip isn't 100%? Why else would they show us his face/give him some personality. Wait that's the other thing! Mans still has his armor painted and everything unlike all the other regs (not counting the Coruscant guard). Plus based on his pauldron I'm guessing he's an ARC trooper and they were more independent and creative thinkers than most of the regs........oh no Mr. Cowboy Hat Man is gonna kill him isn't he :(

- CHOPPER!!!!!! MY FAVORITE WAR CRIMINAL!!!!

- BABY HERA BABY HERA BABY HERA!!!! MOM YOU ARE SO SMALL RN AWWW I LOVE YOU

- My god there are no words to describe how happy I am to see Hera

- Ohhhhh his name is Howzer! Have we seen him before? I don't think so...I didn't forget a clone did I?!?!?!?!?!?!

-Not gonna report it? Yeah his chip isn't fully working is it. He seems nice pls don't murder him Dave. I know you will, but like don't. 

- I get what Cham is saying, but like Gobi sounds more like Cham than Cham does

- AGH CROSS YOU'RE BALD! AGH CROSS I CAN SEE YOUR CRISPY BRAINS! SIR! LIKE THERE IS A LITERAL ✨C H U N K✨ MISSING FROM YOUR SKULL!

-WAIT A SECOND!!!!!!!!! HIS BRAINS BE BURNT ON THE CHIP SIDE!!! DOES THAT MEAN??? SOON??? (if someone has an extra clown wig and red nose hand it over i have a feeling imma need it) 

- I seriously don't think there has ever been a moment when I was even remotely ok with Orn Free Taa

- Hera's mom is an absolute QUEEN! I love her already...oh no I'm getting attached I can't do that oh no stop it I can't deal with more sad

- BABY HERA FLY SHIP! Look at her go!!! Yay Mom!!!

-OMG IS HERA GONNA MEET OMEGA???

-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HERA AND OMEGA ARE BESTIES!!!

-Awwwww Tech's been teaching Omega about the ship! Wait does that mean he has someone who will sit and listen to him because he just wants to share his knowledge??? AWWWWW THAT'S SO SOFT I LOVE IT!!!!! I really wish they would have shown us that. Like yeah there have been some short Tech teaching Omega moments, but nothing substantial. Seriously if they showed us Tech getting all happy and excited that someone actually wanted to learn from him I think I would simply pass away from pure joy. I just want some character development and happiness for my love is that too much to ask for? 

- Hera talking about flying is so cute! Omg and Omega being so proud of her room!!!

-Lol like 0.5 sec into hearing that Omega and the Bois™ get shot at regularly, Hera's like "Are you in trouble? I will adopt you right now" (and then Omega pulled the Uno Reverse card on her and was like "sis we are literally the ones bringing you weapons"). Glad to know Hera has always been the mom friend. 

-"Did you know flying is about a feeling?" "wHaT fEeLiNg?" My dear Tech, I adore your vocal inflections so much......oh stars.....I'm freaking out over crumbs......my apologies  

- CROSS SWEETIE PLEASE STOP SHOOTING AT PEOPLE! SPECIFICALLY CHILDREN! BRO I KNOW YA CAN'T HELP IT BUT EEK MAN! 

- Ok kind of a weird statement, but am I the only one that used to get really excited when a LAAT would show up? I used to be all like "My BOYS! 🥰" and now it's more of "My BOYS! 😥". Ya know what I mean? My poor clones...I miss them.

- Oh yeah I'm 100% calling it, Howzer's chip isn't doing the thing.

- Hera's mom could run me over with a blurrg and you know what that's on me. I got in her way. I'm so sorry.

- DAMN CROSS RIGHT TO THE NOGGIN JEEZ!

- Aww Howzer really cares about Hera and her parents. This is gonna hurt like a bitch isn't it 😒

FINAL THOUGHTS

- Idk what I was expecting from this episode, but it certainly wasn’t seeing Ryloth this soon.

- MOM!!! Agh I love Hera so much

-Howzer’s pretty. Good for him. 

- So like for our clown outfits, is there color scheme or dress code or something? Because I'm really hoping that seeing Cross' ✨melted marbles✨ on the right side of his head means the chip got damaged and it's gonna stop working soon...right?

- I know both of them were only around the batch for a few minutes, but do you think Kanan and Hera ever had a moment were they were telling stories about their past and somehow connected the dots that they both knew them kinda? Idk probably not but it's fun to think about.

-So here's the thing (to finally wrap up my rambling), they were soooo close to Cross. Like I know the batch is going to have to go back to bring them more weapons, but they were sooooo close. I get it that they wouldn't have known he was there and it was interesting to see what is going on in the galaxy outside of the squad, especially with Ryloth's history of being constantly under occupation and seeing how they are dealing with the shift from the Republic to the Empire, but I need them to TALK ABOUT HIM! Like let's at least start there. Where's the energy from E3 about not leaving Cross behind? I know that getting him back is going to be really hard, really complicated, and really dangerous and that's why they haven't got him back yet, but at least try to come up with a plan. Start there boys. Please. I love you all so much. I really do. But could you just TALK TO EACH OTHER BECAUSE I KNOW IT'S BOTHERING YOU INSIDE BUT YA NEED TO BRING THOSE FEELINGS TO THE OUTSIDE!!! Ok thanks xxx

Yeah I think that's all I got for today's episode. Good night? Good morning? Whatever y'all know what I mean 😘 

[the-slut-in-the-sixth-sense]

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Guess what I did last week? I bought socks with HEDGEHOGS ROASTING MARSHMALLOWS on them AND socks of PENGUINS SKIING. HOW AMAZING IS THAT!!!     

Anyway, well that's the last time I tell anyone anything about animal anons plans, otherwise they will be spoiled and ruined by my friends! Oh well, it's all in good fun (and also forced me to keep my commitment of posting tonight despite being depressed that Jurgen got sent home...#gbbospoilers)!

Well as many people have predicted correctly, I passed the Bar! Hallelujah! I was sworn in as an attorney this week so I am officially an esq! I also am scheduled to received my dolly booster shot next week and earlier this month I started a new (not 80 hours a week) job! So I have had a fabulous month and have many things to be thankful for including my epic sock purchase! Which is perfect timing for the holiday ahead! So I wanna know what you are thankful for this year? I know it's been a tough year for so many so it can be as small or as large as you can think!

I'm so excited to learn more about everyone's year and what you're thankful for! Remember to tag animal anon (if you so desire) because I love scrolling through all your amazing responses! And since it was requested of course I LOVE atwtmvtv and the short film! My favorite vault song is IBYTAM because I love LOVE LOVE CS (please everyone go watch his performance with Jhud from the CMAs, it is mind-blowing)!

And remember, animal anon thinks you are all beautiful talented gorgeous people who are all killing it at life! ���

AAAAAHHHH heyyy animal anon I missed you I hope you are doing well!!!♥️♥️

OMGGG that sounds amazing ahhehfhskajjejf I bet they look super cute on you!!

You got a job omggg I'm soo proud of you love you rock!!!! And all of those things they sound awesome you really did have a mesmerizing month and I'm soo soo glad ,well tbh I'm not so grateful about anything this year I'm just happy that I survived through it because I didn't score so good in my previous exams and after three days I have my first board exam (this is kind of a very important exam) and I'm just too nervous about it because everyone is hoping tha I'll score super good but I'm not sure about it but I'm thankful to ts for releasing red tv atwtmv and the mv short film ajhdhhfjajjdjd that really helped me doing my projects and stuff also thankful to my beloved tumblrinas for making me soo happy and my friends they are the only people who have kept me sane I guess? So yeah that's about it and thankful to the yum sandwich I had a few days ago heeheheh

IKR JANDHFJAJJSHDHFHSJA LOVED IT SM TOOO TAYLOR WAS LOOKING SOO CUTE IN IT HER ACTING AND TAY IN A WEDDING DRESS AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH THE REDDEST MV OF ALL TIMES ✨✨✨✨♥️♥️♥️♥️

Awww thanks hon ilysmmm you just make me soo happy mwah

[sarahgirl1998]

Lumpy and Perfume

One day, Lumpy had decided to come over to Petunia’s house for a visit. He hadn’t been to her place in a while, even though he and Petunia hung out frequently. Lumpy wanted to see how she had been doing, and maybe do something fun with her if she had the chance.

Now, Lumpy was in the room where Petunia kept her outfits and makeup. She had lots of pretty dresses, suits, and other clothing in many colors. And her makeup sets consisted of lots of lipstick, mascara, blush, and eyeshadow, among others. Lumpy wasn’t interested in girly stuff like this, but he never complained.

Then, something caught Lumpy’s eye. It was one of Petunia’s bottles of perfume, with a classic rubber ball atomizer. Lumpy picked it up and looked at it, turning the bottle slightly. It was filled with light pink liquid that probably smelled great.

“Hey, Petunia, What’s this?” Lumpy asked.

“That’s some of my perfume,” said Petunia. “I made it myself. If I grow more flowers than I know what to do with, I use the most fragrant of them to make perfumes for my friends.”

“Can I put some on, please?” Lumpy didn’t know what this stuff would do to him if he sprayed it onto himself, but he didn’t know what to expect.

“Sure, just be careful.” Petunia nodded. “It’s a little strong.”

Lumpy smiled at her response, although he didn’t know how strong it could be. He squeezed the rubber ball on the perfume a couple of times, letting perfume spray into his face... and right into his nose.

“Ugh!” Lumpy put down the perfume and covered his nose with both of his hands. The little puffs of perfume had started to burn the insides of his nasal passages as soon as they made it in.

Not long afterward, his nose began to twitch as his nostrils began to flare. The scent of the perfume was tickling his nose. Lumpy gave a sniff to calm the tickling down, but he could only smell more of the perfume. He felt a sneeze coming on.

“Aaaaah...” Lumpy reached his hand up to the end of his snout and rubbed his nose with his hand. “Haaaaaaaaahhhhhh...” His nose continued to tickle and twitch. His rubbing wasn’t helping his urge to sneeze go away. Instead, he was making it worse. He could still smell the perfume without even trying. Lumpy had to sneeze, whether he liked it or not. “HaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH--”

“CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!”

A massive amount of spray was released from Lumpy’s mouth as he shot his neck forwards. Petunia cringed as she heard the sneeze; it sounded painfully loud. Lumpy rubbed his forefinger underneath his nose as he sniffled loudly, tears filling his eyes.

“Goodness! Bless you, Lumpy!” said Petunia.

“Th-Thank... Aaaaah...” Lumpy wanted to thank Petunia for using her manners, but his nostrils flared up again. The perfume wasn’t done with him. Another sneeze was coming. “Aaaaaah... Heeeeehhhhh-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH--“ Lumpy covered his nose with his forefinger, but he was too late to stop the sneeze.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

Petunia looked on in major concern as Lumpy released a monstrous double sneeze. And mucus began to drip out of both his nostrils. Lumpy rubbed his runny nose with his forefinger, snuffling as he did so. Petunia walked up to him nervously and handed him a tissue.

“Bless you,” Petunia said.

Lumpy took the tissue and rubbed his nose with it, but he couldn’t do it much more than five seconds. He felt another tickle in his nose, and quickly sneezed again.

“HAAAAAH-TCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” Lumpy exploded into the tissue, then blew his nose loudly into it.

“Uuuugh...” Lumpy wiped his nose with the tissue, sniffling as mildly as he could. He could still smell the perfume, but he didn’t want to keep sneezing like this. His nose felt runny and stuffy, like he had been caught in a pollen storm. His eyes were a little red, and mucus was dripping out of his nostrils.

“Are you feeling alright, Lumpy?” Petunia asked in concern. She didn’t like seeing him sneeze like this.

“Not really...” Lumpy sniffled into his tissue, then blew his nose again. “I think I’m allergic...”

“Oh, Lumpy! I am so sorry!” Petunia replied. “I can tell you’re allergic, so I’m afraid I’ll have to keep all of my perfume away from you.”

“Oh...” Lumpy sulked in disappointment for a moment, but then sneezed again. “Heh-choooooooooo!!”

“Bless you!” Petunia said as Lumpy rubbed his nose with his forefinger.

“Thank you... I gotta get this perfume off my nose.” Lumpy gave another deep snuffle.

Petunia took a few tissues and began to clean the perfume off of Lumpy’s nose. What she didn’t realize, however, was that her light scrubbing was tickling Lumpy’s nose. His nostrils twitched as his eyes watered, then shut tightly as his breath hitched.

“Aaaaah... Heeeeeeehhhhhh...” Lumpy inhaled.

Petunia immediately knew what was going to happen, and gasped in fear. The only way she could think of to stop his sneeze, however, was to bless him before he sneezed. “Oh no! Lumpy, wait! Bless you!”

But it didn’t work. Lumpy tilted his neck as far back as possible, pulling the tissues Petunia was rubbing his nose with away from his nose, and gave a final inhale.

“HuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...!!!”

Petunia hastily backed away from Lumpy and braced herself for the explosion.

“HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-TTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”

The biggest sneeze of all blew a good amount of mucus and spray from Lumpy’s mouth and nose. On the plus side, however, he couldn’t smell any more of the perfume. Lumpy sniffled loudly as he rubbed his reddened nose quite a few times with his forefinger.

“Oh, my! Gesundheit!” Petunia said. She normally didn’t say Gesundheit after a sneeze, unless it was a massive one.

“Th-Thanks...” Lumpy continued to rub his nose. He was happy that he had stopped sneezing, but now he was feeling very sick.

Petunia handed him a box of tissues, which Lumpy took before he blew his nose into a few of the tissues. He then sighed as he wiped his nose with the tissues. His nose was still running, but it would stop soon. Petunia placed her hand on his shoulder.

“I am so sorry this happened,” said Petunia. “If I knew you were going to sneeze like that, I wouldn’t have let you touch my perfume in the first place.”

“It’s okay, I still liked the perfume,” Lumpy replied with a snuffle. “It’s the messy sneezes I didn’t really like, but I’ll be fine.”

“Alright, if you say so...” Petunia still wasn’t convinced, but she understood.

Petunia then walked Lumpy out of the room. She decided to take him to the kitchen and make him some tea. Hopefully, it would help his nose feel even better than it would be.

Lumpy kept rubbing and wiping his nose for the rest of the day. He would just have to remember not to spray too much perfume on himself next time. He didn’t think it’d be long before he forgot, but at least Petunia would help comfort him the next time something like this happened.