#LOKI WILL NEVER DO ANTHING WRONG

[sapphicomenn]

WELCOME TO MY THOUGHTS WHILE REWATCHING THE MCU IN TIMELINE ORDER: THOR

it was a dark and stormy night when padme, an old man, and a beautiful nerd named darcy a find bright light in the sky with thunder and s giant tornado in it. AND CHRIS HEMSWORTH HOLY SHIT

STORYTELLING WITH ODIN ABOUT A FIGHT WITH ICE CREAM TROLLS. frosty the snow man is angry about it

GLOWY CUBE

agard. sounds like ass guard. baby thor and loki are adorable. story telling ended up being fairytail for children. WINGED HELMET

LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI

ah yes. the hammer named MILJinoNOR made in the heart of a star. ohshit walls got frosty. AMBUSH

“i swear, i swear, i sWEAR!” SHUSH IT AND GET TO FIGHTING. YALL GOT FROSTY BOYS INVADING ASS GUARD- oh fuck eye beam giant is OP.

thor is bloodthirsty, thats how you get the plot of the movie when you get turned mortal :/

loki is lovely i love him. he will never ever ever do anything wrong- oh hes starting drama between thor and frosty boys

WHOMST THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE??

“and who proved wrong that a young maiden could be one of the fiercesr warriors.” “i did” “true, but i supported you, sif.” JSHSKHSKSJSKSJSJ

HORSES ON THE GLITTER GLASS BRIDGE. this is all beautiful wtf i love asgard. HEIMDALL- thor stfu dont shut loki down ya fucker. yall are bullying loki and then get shocked he turns evil?

MAGIC SWORD IS THE KEY TO ALL THE REALMS. HAHA ROUND THINGY GO SPINNY SPINNY. heimdall tells em the bridge to frosty realm might fuck em over and leave em to die.

“we shouldnt be here.” MAYBE BRING THAT UP AT THE PLANNING BIT, NOT THE ‘WE’RE HERE LETS GO EXPLORE’ BIT. DEEP VOICE IS SMEXY AS FUCK

“You’re nothing but a boy. who came to prove hinself a man.”

“know your place. brother.” STOP BEING MEAN TO LOKI, THOR :(

HAMMER GO B O N K ON FROSTY BOYS SKSNSKSKSK

LOKIS MAGIC IS AMAZING YOU’RE DOING GREAT BBY- laughing during a sword fight because fuck every other emotion righ- OHSHIT NVM HE GOT IMPALED ON A SPIKE OF ICE

GIANT SNOW BEAST GO BRRRR. THUNDER ON THESE FROST COVERED ASSES- whY is he still laughing he got a spike through his chest what the hell dude you good?

HOLYSHIT THOR JUST CHUCKED MILNNOR THROUGH THE BEASTS FUCKING HEAD LIKE A KNIFE THROUGH BUTTER

ODIN TO SAVE THE DAY AND GET HIS CHILDS ASS OUT OF TROUBLE. thor started a fucking war because of this fightboner jesus christ this child. SHOUTING MATCHES

daddys angry with his child- thor is unworthy this, unworthy that. AND BANISHED TO EARTH LIKE A FUCKING LOSER SKSHSKSJSJ

and back to padme’s modern time wE GO

HA HE GOT MERKED BY A TAZER

DARCY YOU ADORABLE CHILD

“How dArE YOu aTtAcK tHE SoN oF oDIN😡😡😡” hes like an angry puppy

body in a photo?? pog info??? WHY HAS HE BEEN HIT BY A CAR TWICE ALREADY

STAN LEE

COULSON

THOR IS FUCKING RIPPED. meanwhile is ass guard. loki snitched for a good reason. but nOoOoO thors, friends, blame loki.WHY ARE THEY BLAMING LOKI FOR BRING IN THE FROSTY BOYS- oh shit he can controll the snow cube. backstory for loki? mayhaps?- HOLYSHIT HES A SMURF

“the casket wasnt the only thing you took from jotunheim that day, was it?” HES ONTO YOU ODIN. odin literally kidnapped- oh no nvm loki as a baby was left for dead. I WANNA HUG LOKI SO BAD HES IN EMOTINAL DISSTRESS :(

“because i-i-i’m the monster, parents tell their children about at night?” LOKI BABY EVERYTHINGS GONNA BE OKAY

holyshit loki’s breakdown killed odin wtf. my man collasped onto the staircase

“this drink. i like it.” “i know its gre-“ “ANOTHER! *SHATTERING GLASS*”

“myeu muh? whats a myeu muh?” DARCY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SKSHSKHSKS

man coulson thats a dick move to snatch up all of padmes shit- AND DARCYS IPOD???

loki do be looking snazzy on the throne👀 good for him. look at these fucker friends of thor tryna make him inbanish thor :/

BOOKS- on norse myth.? yeah norse myth

padme is sus of thor, and almost got em into a car crash. “god i hope you’re not crazy.” oh wait till you aee what happens

ODINS TAKING A NAP FOR THOUSNDS OF YEARS OR SUMSHIT

frigga is tryna convice loki they meant well. kinda hard too ngl. damn shield has beefed up security around this fucking hammer

oh shit electrical thunder is fucking with the shield tech once thor showed up. RAIN AND MAGIC HUMMING- thor is kicking shield’s ass- COULSON- who the fuck chooses a bow and arrow to shoot a target when they had sniper rifle- barton- HAWKEYE NVM BADASS ARROW GUY IS AMAZING

oh shit thor found miljjnor. mudfight but make it less smexy. epic momentt pogg.. its totally gonna fail him so fucking bad its gonna be funny

told you so.

now hes yelling at the sky like an insane person

AND got arrested :I

poor heimdall having to watch this all like a sad sitcom. OLDMAN STFU

“look its myeu-muh!” darcy needs to be protected at ALL COST. ohmygod they think thor is a solider from enemy lines aIshsksjskks

LOKIII- oh shit hes telling thor everything went wrong bc him and that a truce was- NVM LOKI IS TRYING THE HAMMER. YOU GOT IT LOKI

old man go save thors stupid ass. redeem yourself. bar talk is somehow wholesome. oh shit thors gotta dip outta town bc oldman said so. he didint listen to odin and ended up starting a war- OH CRAP LOKI DID LET THE FROSTY BOYS INTO ASGARD.

heimdall knows loki is causing trouble. good for loki. HA RHE OLDMAN GOT FUCKING WASTED BY THE BOOZE LIKE A COWARD.

padme is so awkward around thor. shes in looovvveee. awh thor snatched up her genius book from shield. YIGHDRISLE is such an amazing name for a tree filled with planets and worlds

DUDE DONT SHAME THE MAN FOR STRESS EATING

LOKI KNOWS HEIMDALL SNITCHED AND LET FUCKER FRIENDS THROUGH. HOLYSHIT THEY FOUND THOR SLJSOSJSKSKS

thor knows loki lied- heimdall knows loki let in the frosty boys, and is currently frozen soild by that blue cube thingy. AND NOW THE OP METAL LAZERBEAM BASTARD IS ON EARTH

OH GOD A SPEAR THROUGH THE THROAT MUST HURT LIKE A MF- SIF DONT DIE

LAZERBEAM STOP BLOWING UP BUILDINGS

dude things were getting blown up left and right but suddenly thor’s plot armor engaged and a car just flips over him and instead of going boom. standoff between lazerface and thor- whomst shall win? find out next week on: HOLYSHIT THE NORSE GODS EXIST

loki just watched thor try to give up his life and now lazerface is leav- FUCK NVM IT BITCH SLAPPED THOR SKSHSJSJSJSKKSKSJ. oH now it leaves

hammer go brrr soon? HAMMER GO BRRRRRR

PADME SAVE YOURSELF THOR JUST GOT POWERED THE FUCK UP

“oh my god” YOU JUST SAW A METAL MECH SHOOT A LAZER OUT ITS FACE AND FOUR PEOPLE IN VIKING ARMOR FIGHT. ARE YOU STILL SHOCKED???

LAZERFACE GO BOOM. THORS BACK BABYY

oh shit the frosty boys are on asgard- HEIMDALL NEEDS TO UNFREEZE AND WORK ITS MAGIC LIKE NOW

oh god the animation for some dead frosty boys got so noticable that was horrible.

TIME TO GO KICK LOKI’S ASS SKSKSJS- OHFUCK FRIGGA NOO. OHSHIT LOKI JUST MURDERED LAUGHY THE FROST KING.

lokis “ohshit thors back” face is amazing

loki hun what the fuck are you doing- stop tryna destory shit like a hero.

“I NEVER WANTED THE THRONE. I WANTED TO BE YOUR EQUAL!” my heart is torn :((

brothers fighting while a energy tree builds around him? sure why not. ohfuck loki got his ass handed to him- THOR WHY DID YOU LEAVE THE HAMMER ON HIM LIKE THAT SKSHSKSJSJSK

THOR WOKE ODIN UP BY VREAKING THE FUCKING RAINBOW BRIDGE

ODINS AWAKE AND SAVE EM AGAIN

IM CRYING LOKI JUST WANTED TO MAKE ODIN PROUD AND HE SHUT EM DOWN LIKE THAT. ODIN YOU FUCKING SUCK

awh this is making me sad i dont like this sad ending this sucks so much. loki deserved better then to die knowing odin hated him :(

heimdall is out of a job now that the bifrost is broken haha loser.

NEXT MOVIE: THE AVENGERS

ignore the misspells and the bad grammar its almost two AM by the time i finished watching and writing this up

[chuckbass-love]

If This Is Goodbye | Ransom Drysdale

A/N : I’m also working on a Loki one shot today too so that should be up tomorrow but this just came to me.

Summary: You and Ransom broke up 6 months ago, what happens when you bump into him again?...

Disclaimer: My work is not to be reposted anywhere other than MY tumblr, wattpad and ao3 account without my permission. However, reblogs are welcome.

REQUESTS ARE OPEN!

Part 14 to the Ransom Why Him? fic should be up either later or tomorrow evening. 

This one shot is inspired by the song If This Is Goodbye by Anth... Check it out. 

Pairing : Ransom Drysdale x Female!Reader

Warning : Smut and i guess some angst

Enjoy!

It had felt like forever since he had seen your face and as much as it killed him to admit it, he missed you.

You were the one thing in Ransom’s life that brought him genuine happiness and he messed it up. All the club nights with his friends all ended up with him making out with another woman, it was only ever making out at first until one night he had slept with someone else. You noticed he wasn’t himself for weeks but despite you nagging and begging for him to open up, he wouldn’t.

One night when you returned home from work, you entered the living room to find him on the couch. Head in his hands, sobbing. You rushed to his side immediately. 

“Ransom, baby what’s wrong?” you cooed as you took his large hands in yours. What came out of his mouth next, completely shook you to the core. It made you sick.

“I cheated” your whole body froze in that moment, you still remember the pain you felt in that second. How betrayed you felt. “What?” you were barely even able to get the word out.

“I don’t exactly know how many times but Y/N you have to believe me, they didn’t mean anything I was drunk” you got up from your knees and backed away from him. 

“How long has this been going on?” you whispered and he shrugged. “HOW LONG?” you snapped and his head shot up to see the tears sliding down your face.

“It lasted a week or two” you couldn’t believe it. Your boyfriend of 2 years had cheated. “What did you do with these women then huh Ransom? Did you fuck them?” you could see the guilt plastered across his face in that moment but it didn’t matter. No amount of apologies were going to fix this. 

“It was always just making out at first” you could hear the nervousness in his voice “a couple of weeks ago, i slept with someone after one of the club nights with the guys” he peered through his eyelashes at you. That was it. That was all you were able to stomach, you ran to the bathroom, you felt the vomit making it’s way up and sure enough it came out when you got to the toilet. You felt repulsed at the thought of your man fucking someone else, kissing other women and touching them the way he was only ever supposed to touch you.

That was 6 months ago, you and Ransom never spoke after that night except for you to collect your stuff from his place since you had moved in with him. You managed to find yourself a nice little apartment not far from your work which was handy. You got your licence and a car. Everything was falling into place. At last.

“You planning to get ready at some point?” your friends nag and you roll your eyes with a smile and head to change into some clothes for tonight. They insisted on going on going out to have some much needed girl time. Their choice however was a club which you never minded clubs but never opted for them for a night out. You didn’t mind this time though, any excuse to get drunk. 

You slip on a red mid-thigh thin strapped dress with a low back. As you stood there in the mirror staring at your reflection, memories come flooding in. You had worn this dress on a night out once with Ransom. He almost ripped it off your body the second he got you home. He whispered in your ear how sexy you looked and how jealous his friends were that he had you and they didn’t. You were about to take it off but your friends call out that the cab is here. No time to change now.

You make your way out, locking your apartment door and you head down to the cab outside.

“I can’t wait, i’m going to get so drunk tonight” they all start chatting and although your body is present, your mind is not.

Once at the club, you’re met with lots of sweaty people, dancing and drinking. You decide to head to the bar to order some shots for the girls, they’ve gone to find a booth.

“Hi, can i please have 6 shots of tequila and 6 of vodka?” you ask politely, talking into the bar man’s ear so he can hear you over the loud music. He nods and walks off to get your drinks. Whilst you wait for him to pour them and add them to the tray, he speaks up. 

“You go sit down, we’ll find you and bring them over” you smile as you nod and hand him the money “Thank you” he winks at you. Was he flirting? You brush it off and go on the hunt for your friends, eventually you find them at the back of the club in a booth. 

“They are going to bring over the shots. I got 6 vodka and 6 tequila” they all cheer “good choice Y/N” you sit there with a smug smile on your face and then he comes over. The bar man.

“Here you go ladies” he places the tray down onto the table and looks at you “I don’t normally do this but would you be up for giving me your number?” your cheeks heat up. You’ve had guys hit on you a lot, more so now you aren’t with Ransom. “Sure” in a moment of madness you take his phone and tap your number in “I’ll text you” he walks away with a cheesy grin on his face and all the girls go crazy. 

“Dayum, it’s about time you got back out there” they all agree and you wave them off. It’s not that you didn’t want to get back out there, you really did but you couldn’t bring yourself to do it. Ransom was all you ever wanted and deep deep down, he still is all that you want.

You refuse to call him or try to get him back because he messed things up, that’s his job. You also don’t want to be seen as a mug that just lets him hurt you like that and come back with such ease. 

You take all the shots on the count of 3 and make your way to the dance floor, some of the girls stay back and get more drinks in. The song Motivation by Kelly Rowland comes on. This is sure to bring out your hoe side. You start swaying your hips and going for it. You feel a couple of eyes on you but you don’t care. You’re here to enjoy yourself and that’s what you’re going to do. 

You start dancing with some guy, he wraps his arm around your wait to hold you as you both grind. He’s not Ransom but he’ll have to do. You continue with your moves but then you feel him kissing your neck. You push him away slowly, to stop him but he moves towards you again. “Come on baby” he smirks and you roll your eyes. 

“I think you should stop, she clearly isn’t interested” a familiar voice calls out from behind you.

You turn around to find Ransom, one hand in the pocket of his slacks and the other holding a glass of whiskey. Your heart starts to beat really fast, he looks good. You’ve missed him. The guy soon walks away and Ransom walks closer to you. “Thank you for that” you smile and he leans in for a hug “You’re welcome sweetheart” you have this huge urge to kiss him here and now but you decide against it. 

“Fancy a drink? Somewhere else? It’s too loud in here to talk” he chuckles and you hesitate. “I don’t know, i’d need to find my friends” he gestures for you to turn around and you do. You see them all in the booth at the back.

“I’ll be right back” 

You make your way over to see they ordered more shots and drinks. “Change of plans” you knock back two shots. “I just bumped into Ransom” they all boo at you. “Y/N no, he’s hurt you enough” you quickly down your drink, you were going to need liquid courage if you were about to talk to him. “He wants to talk, that’s all. I need to hear him out”  you explain. You pick your bag and coat up “Don’t wait around for me, i’ll just go home after” they give you a hug. You feel bad for ditching girls night but you need to hear him out. You owe yourself that much.

You head back over to him and he leads you out and to a cab. He gives the cabbie the address for his place. “I thought you wanted to get a drink” he turns to look at you. “Yeah but i don’t think this talk is one to have in public sweetheart” you shrug and sit in silence with him until you reach his place.

As you walk in he offers you wine to which you decline. You sit down on the couch and all the memories come back. Like the time that you baked cookies and got the ingredients all over both of you. You joked about putting him in the oven since he had more on him. And the sex, oh the sex. Sex with Ransom was like nothing you’d ever known before. It was romantic and nasty all at once. He had made you cum more than your first boyfriend ever could in just one round. 

“So what did you want to talk abou-” 

“I miss you” you freeze

“I know i fucked things up but i really mean it when i say i’m sorry. I want you back Y/N” you really want him. But if you take him back, will you just make him feel like he can get away with anything?

“Ransom, it’s not like you just kissed one person, you kissed multiple and then slept with someone behind my back” those feelings come back all at once. The way you felt when he confessed.

“I know baby, i’m sorry. I really am. I fucked up and losing you was a wake up call. It made me realise i needed to grow up” he’s saying all the right things but you know everyone would be mad if you forgave him. 

“Rans-” he crashes his lips to yours and for a couple of seconds you forget everything, for a couple of seconds it felt like you were that naive girl again. When you first met Ransom you had only been with one other guy. You barely had any experience in relationships. You were so sweet and innocent and it’s what attracted him to you.

“I can’t do this” you push him away slowly when all you really want to do right now is be with him.

“Please, i won’t let you down. I promise” you press your lips back to his in a passionate kiss.

He bites at your bottom lip, signalling for you to let his tongue slip in, you happily oblige. This feels so good, having his hands roam your body again. His lips moving to your neck and the way he is sucking and biting your neck right now is causing a river to form in your panties. He always knew how to turn you on so effortlessly .

He lifts you up to your feet and you start undressing each other in between kisses. 

“Not here doll” he groans as he picks you up so your legs are wrapped around his torso. He starts walking up the stairs and to the master bedroom that you once shared with him.

He lays you down onto the bed and he moves so his head is between your legs, his lips are kissing every inch of the skin on the inside of your thighs. Almost as though he’s trying to savour every second of the moment.

“I’ve missed this pussy baby doll. And look you’re already soaked for me” he begins sucking on your clit like he’s starving. The noises he’s making are only causing you to get more turned on, if that’s even possible.

“Ransom please” you whine and he chuckles, it vibrates onto your clit. “Please what?” he mutters “please fuck me” you beg, feeling the hunger in your stomach grow stronger. “Anything for you princess” he crawls his way back up and lines himself up with your entrance. With no warning at all, he slams into you. “Such a tight cunt” he grunts as he continues thrusting. 

This feels incredible, the toe curling and back arching nasty sex that you always used to have with him. It’s all you’ve been craving since you left that night.

You just wanted him to hold you then, in his arms. You wished for him to squeeze you tight and tell you he only wanted you but you knew that if he did you’d have only gotten more upset.

You wrap your arms around his neck loosely as he pounds into you again and again. “Fuck, right there” you moan, your eyes roll back and he chuckles. “That’s it baby. Take daddy’s dick” his words send you over the edge and soon enough you cum all over him, clenching around his dick. “Cum all over daddy’s dick princess. Just like that” he continues to fuck you through your orgasm and it doesn’t take long before you feel the second one approaching. He could always make you come undone so easily when he fucked you. 

“Another one? Come on baby girl. You can do it” sure enough, you do. It washes over you like a tidal wave. Your toes start to curl and your back arches. You’re in pure ecstasy.

You feel on cloud 9 with him. He always made you feel incredible and you never wanted it to end. Soon enough he starts twitching inside of you and you feel his hot seed fill you up. He stays inside of you for a second, trying to catch his breath and then he falls onto the bed beside you. 

“God i’ve missed you” he pants and you turn over to face him “I’ve missed you too” he gets up and heads into the bathroom. You hear him start running a bath. He always did this after you had sex in the evening. You’d share it, he’d sit behind you and you’d be between his legs with your head resting on his chest. Sure enough that’s what he wanted now. You get in after him and he smacks your ass as you sit down.

“So what do you say princess? Be mine again?” you lean your head back onto his chest and look up slightly.

“I mean if this is goodbye then i’m glad i got the chance to see you again and do this one more time but if it isn’t then i’m thrilled. I know i made mistakes baby but i’ve learnt from them. I’ve changed. I don’t expect to go back to normal right away. I know we’ll have to go slow and take our time but i’d honestly do anything to have you back” he kisses your forehead.

You crumble, you can never say no to him. Despite what he did, you were totally and utterly in love with him. You don’t want to end up regretting this but you also don’t want to look back and wonder what if.

“One chance. We have to go back to the start though. The dates and everything” you turn around in the bath to face him. Your legs pressed against your chest.

“And don’t think this is going to be easy. My family and friends aren’t exactly your biggest fans” you admit and he nods, his head bowed. “I’ll do whatever it takes to prove to them that i’m serious” you kneel between his legs and you press a kiss to his lips.

“I know” 

You go back to lying with your back pressed against him.

“You know, i never stopped loving you” you confess and you can feel his heart beating against your back. “I never stopped either, i tried to but i couldn’t” you both just lay in the bath, relaxing and talking things over and then catching up. This was nice. You know deep down that everyone will disapprove of you going back but they aren’t you, you can think for yourself. Besides they don’t see how he is with you when it’s just the two of you. He’s different this time too, still got the same old qualities that attracted you to him but with a slightly different and mature mind set. Like he needed to make that mistake to grow up. You just wish he’d have grown up in a different way. That didn’t matter now though. What matters now is how he acts moving forward. You were willing to risk it all for him.

[tony-luvv]

CAN YOU WRITE MORE PREGNANT TONY PL e ASE !??

Would You Rather

Link to Ao3 and Fanfiction

Some would say it was dangerous for Tony and Loki had somedown time. If you asked them, they’d laugh. Tony with down time normally meantat least one explosion. Loki with too much time on his hands meant trouble foranyone within a ten mile radius.

Today, most of the team had plans, things to do in town,people to see. Tony and Loki, they had each other and an empty mansion. Sittingon the floor with scattered pillows and blankets, they sipped at spiked hotchocolate and kept warm by the fire place.

“Would you rather be hit by a car or take a bullet?” Tonywatched the whip cream sink into the chocolatey goodness of his drink. When hetook a sip he couldn’t tell if it was the heat of the drink or the burn of thebourbon that warmed him up inside.

“Hit by a car.” Loki answers lazily.

“Really, but what if it isn’t a love tap but a full on hitand run.” Tony pointed out, “I mean think about it. A single bullet is onlygoing to affect one area. It could be a graze, through and through, or a cleanhead shot. A car though … ? Depending on the hit, you could survive and ifit was a bad hit, concussion, broken limbs, broken bones, bumps and bruises.Don’t get me started on the legal fight. Getting shot, his ass is going tojail.”

“I’ll heal.”

Tony glared for a moment, “fucking Asgardian. Fine! Go, it’syour turn.”

“Start life over from birth, or lose the next five years ofyour life.”

Tony sipped at his drink while he contemplated the answer,“Shit, well what do you mean by lose?”

Loki’s finger rubs the side of his cup, “Imagine you waketomorrow and the year is 2023. You’re five years older, maybe you wake in bedand your partner is not I but another. They are your wife and you have achild.”

“So kind of like amnesia?” Damn that’s hard.” He set his cupdown and starts really analyzing the scenario.

“Okay so obviously I’m not going to get those five years ofmemory. That means I have to relearn all my inventions. It also seems like noone realizes I don’t remember so when they find out there’s going to be somepity partying. Great … or I can hit the restart button. When I restart do Iretain all my current memories and knowledge or really start over like a newborn baby?

If I’m aware it might be nice to cheat the system … butit could also be annoying.”

Loki leaned back against the couch, bringing the big, softthrow blanket closer around him, “Having the mind of an adult but trapped inthe body of a child … and being treated as such.”

“What would you pick Lokes?”

“I’m not sure I’m very fond of living with ignorance, evenif it is only five years. A lot could happen in such amount of time and I wouldnever truly know.”

“I think I agree.”

The ‘game’ if that’s what you want to call it was a suddenthing. They were enjoying a snowy night in when Tony had thrown a randomscenario at Loki.

Of course the god was confused but he played along to humorhis lover. And he’s quite happy he did. This ‘Would You Rather’ was simple inits context but it challenged your imagination. Loki also liked to think ofthis as another opportunity to get to know more about his mortal lover.

“Okay then Lo-kitty, burn alive or freeze to death?”

“Burn alive.” His answer was fast and said with suchconviction.

“Why?”

“To some I am the god of mischief, to others the god offire. My being embraces fire like the sun embraces the horizon. I assume youthink otherwise?”

“Well yeah, I’m not a god of anything. To me burning alivewould be awful. Screaming and flailing as my flesh is burned from my bones.Freezing on the other hand, I don’t mind the cold. I’ll probably shiver untilmy body goes numb to the cold. Then I’d lose consciousness and pass away in mysleep as everything shuts down. So definitely freeze over burn.”

“I see,” Loki thought of another scenario, Tony watched him.Enjoying the way the light of the fire played across his pale skin, “find outyou’re pregnant tomorrow or never be able to have a child.”

“Pregnant tomorrow.”

Loki turned wide eyes onto his lover. He hadn’t expectedthat. Almost every scenario presented Tony started with an analysis and thendebated his options and possible outcomes.

The god quietly observed his love before gently nudging theman, “Care to explain your reasoning?”

Tony blushed and ducked his head, hands nervously fiddlingin his lap.

“It probably wouldn’t happen, one I’m a guy and can’t getpregnant. Two I’m not getting any younger, but if we’re being honest, if Icould have a kid of my own I wouldn’t pass up the chance. I might not have alot of it, but I still have time.” Tony’s hands fiddled with his cup. This wasactually something he had fought himself over for years. With the influence ofHoward, he figured he would never been a good dad growing up, terrified hewould become like his own father and mistreat his child. But as time passed hefound himself thinking about it again. Having a kid. Of course it would beterrifying, any parent would say it’s terrifying. But even though there’s somuch room for error and messing up, Tony knows he’d do his absolute best tocare for and raise his child to the best of his ability.

Loki smiled at Anthony, “I agree.”

Tony smiled back, love reflecting back at the god as theywatched one another … and then the genius promptly ruined the moment, “Igot one! Never eat meat again or prepare every meal for the rest of your life?”

Loki sighed, sometimes his lover could be quite childishhimself, “Every meal or anything I desire to eat?”

Tony laughed, “I’ll be nice and say meal. So breakfast,lunch, and dinner, snacks and desserts excluded.”

“Well then …”

*a month later*

“LOKI!” A high pitched shrill yell resonated in the mansionbefore the studies door banged open. With the force of it Loki would besurprised if Anthony hadn’t dented the wall (although the man did have all thewalls reinforced.)

“Yes Anth-” Loki was cut short when calloused hands latchedonto his shoulders and shook him.

“What did you do!? How is this possible?? I shouldn’t-”

“Anthony.”

“I’m pregnant!”

There was a stilted silence, “Pardon?”

“Pardon? Pardon!?” Anthony screeched indignantly, “What doyou mean ‘pardon?’ I’M PREGNANT!”

Tony stopped shaking the god, his wild eyes staredimploringly into those shocking greens irises of his lover. “Why do you saysuch things?” Loki was very careful not to say ‘think’ knowing his lover wellenough that if he said it differently the other man would take his questioningmuch worse.

“Why! Because I kept getting sick and Bruce couldn’t findanything wrong so I caved and called a real doctor. A mornings worth of testsand one ultra sound later I get a very scandalized doctor with heavily detailedpatient/doctor confidentiality agreements sighed and this picture.” At thisLoki would swear that Tony magically materialized a photograph from thin air.But as real as he and Anthony are, there was an ultra sound picture with a dotbeing highlighted for him. “Loki …” the whisper of his name snapped hisgaze from the photograph to the defeated look of his lover. “What happened?”

Loki jumped from his seat and wrapped the smaller man in hisarms. “Anthony, I promise you that I did not plan this. I would never takeadvantage or do something without your consent. I will figure this out. Iwill.”

Three days of spell casting, soul searching, and a visitfrom Frigga later and Loki came to Tony with his answer.

“Anthony.” Said mortal was seated it one of his comfortablechairs when his godly lover came to kneel before him. “Anthony, I am so sorry.”With tears in his eyes Loki explained how during their night of ‘Would YouRather’ his body and mind had unknowingly entered a state of meditation that henormally enters when he’s connecting with his magic.

So when they had that discussion about children his magichad latched onto the notion.

It didn’t help that the scenario’s took on a sexual themethat lead to a night of passion in the bedroom.

Unknowingly to either of them his magic was crafting insideTony so he would be able to conceive and carry a child.

“Anthony, I am so, so sorry.” His eyes were glistening butthe tears never fell. Tony looked into those anguished green eyes that he lovedso much. He could see the question that wasn’t being asked, Will you forgive me?

Even though Loki couldn’t voice it the billionaire stillanswered him, “I forgive you.” Relief washed over Loki but Tony quicklycontinued, “But!” Loki froze, “I’m still very mad at you. Knowingly or not, youknocked me up. So for the next two weeks you’ll become very familiar with theliving room couch because that’s where you’ll be sleeping.”

Loki jerked back as if he’d been slapped, “You can’t beseri-”

“AHH! Nope, male,” he pointed down at his crotch and then abit higher, “pregnant. Couch, two weeks.”

For the next 8 months things were complicated to put thingslightly. As the situation was Tony had bad days but they worked through ittogether.

Loki did live the first two weeks on the couch but his exiledidn’t deter him from being the support beam Tony needed.

But after all the ups and downs Leo Cornelius Liesmith wasborn.

Tony woke to any empty spot beside him and checked theclock. It was very early.

He contemplated going back to sleep but ended up decidingagainst it. Slipping on something comfortable he padded out of the room. Aquick look into the baby room told him that he’d find his boys in the kitchen.

He walked into the open kitchen to see his tiny totblabbering nonsense to his lover while the trickster nodded along as if theywere having a real discussion.

“What are you two up too so early in the morning?” Leoturned at his voice in his high chair and squealed excitedly. “Hey cornflake.”He picked his baby up and kissed his chubby cheeks.

“We were just readying breakfast.” Loki watched Anthony rockand coo at their child. A devilish smirk took hold of his face, “Also debatingif Leo would rather have a brother or sister.”

Without even turning or stopping what he was doing, “Eternalbanishment to the couch.” Loki laughed nervously but didn’t broach the subjectagain.

It wasn’t until they were sitting at the table, breakfast infront of them and Tony working smashed food into Leo’s mouth when he spoke up.

“Maybe …” Loki’s attention snapped to Anthony watchinghis lover give him a small smile, “We’ll talk about it.” The god positivelybeamed at his love, happiness brightening the room.

He didn’t think anything could top this moment until Leoclapped his little hands and said, “Dada.”

If someone asked Loki if he wanted to change anything abouthis life he’d tell them he’d rather die than leave this moment and the life hewas building with Anthony.