#LMFAOOOOO i hope this one is to everybody’s liking as well i really love this genre of like. fanfiction. where it’s just characters -

[dearrrabbit]

OK, BUT NOW I NEED AN AITA FROM STEVE'S POV! GOD I LOVE YOUR WRITING!!!

[A Reddit post from u/theking_babey, posted at approx. 10:34pm.]

‘AITA for getting jumpscared by my boyfriend?’

‘So. I’m (20m) feeling awful about what I did to my boyfriend (19m) coming home tonight, because when he caught me off-guard, I screamed and dropped a bunch of stuff I was carrying.”

“I tend to startle easily because I zone out really easily, which is exactly what I was doing coming in from work tonight. I had a bag of groceries in hand, and was just shutting off my earbuds when my boyfriend turned the corner, and when I saw him, I screamed and dropped all my stuff.”

“I know it sounds and like.. could be taken as really mean but I swear to fuck it isn’t like that! I think my boyfriend’s really handsome, he’s got a sweet face and sweet eyes and overall, I love him a lot, but he’s also.. not great at maintaining a sleep schedule, and that combined with the scary stories I was listening to, and how dark it was.. I kind of. Thought he was a ghost. For two seconds.”

“I feel so bad about it, oh my God. He’s genuinely so sweet too, because he made a joke about it and I just couldn’t stop apologizing.. He’s not a scary guy. I’m just a little bitch about the horror podcasts he tries to get me to listen too.”

“I just need some reassurance here that I am not an AH, but please, how do I make this up to him? I don’t care if he was fine with it, I’m making it up to him either way. T•T.”

[A Reddit comment by u/the_darkside_had_cookies4]

“Good fucking lord, OP.”

[A Reddit comment by u/nerf_thisd1ck]

“reading this made me feel better about tripping my girlfriend on purpose lmfaoooo”

[A Reddit comment by u/dw1cky_withthespliffy]

“R.I.P. man.. Maybe offer to cook him dinner or something? Acts of service are supposed to be the best way to show you’re serious.”

[A Reddit comment replying to u/dw1cky_withthespliffy, by u/theking_babey]

“Thank you to the only helpful Redditor ever.”