#LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ask-shane]

Shane single handedly destroyed the housing market 👎👎🖕🖕🖕🖕🤬 fuck you Shane stardew

oh yeah. blame me, the guy working a minimum wage job, for the economic state of pelican town.

if we're rolling with this logic, then the housing market isn’t the only thing i’ve destroyed. my mental health came with it.

[regretefic]

Are you my great great great great great grandma?

-👁

unfortunately. don't know why my genes had to be passed down to such a petty being but it'll do.

[official-saul-goodman]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

NO FUCKING WAY YOU'RE THAT PATHETIC.

Now what loops did you have to go through to conclude that i would somehow be the white person who race faked as being both Jewish and ROMANI.

[batbaffle]

HALF PINT

[jewishraypalmer]

I-

[siamesedreamgirl]

"greta" you said, your voice echoing, greta turned around slowly realising why you are here... "why would you do this to me" you said, your voice peirching gretas heart as well as her ears. Your voice started to break while Greta stared into your eyes sheepishly. "im so sorry y/n" greta said, the words barley escaping her mouth in a mouse-like squeek "i was just so jelous..." she turned her head away from you, like she couldnt bear to face the accusing look in your eyes "your so gyatty and such a skinny queen..." she paused while she thought about what she was going to say next, tears falling down her eyes "and when i found out you were an alpha pegasis i just couldnt take it anymore, feeling like your ultimate pooky" she said, her voice breaking while she talked. "i-i-i-i" you mumble, trying to decide what to do "i... dont forgive you" as the words leave your mouth you wonder whether you made the wrong desision "and i have to go... my flock pack is waiting for me...."

YGDHUJIQOKWDISUHYGV ZOEE

[mycenaae]

Spock will never be gay.

spock's been gay since september 8, 1966. hope this helps!

[dayas]

THE WAY SHE JUST FLIPPED THE SWITCH AND STARTED CRYING

[kweenkatsuki-main]

YALL LMAOOOO

KCH just sat me down so seriously and said “Oh today I finally found something you would be interested in on TikTok. It was fan art of Bakugou…get this…in a STRAIGHT relationship! With that girl!”

He kept going but I didn’t hear the rest because I started DYING in the middle of it.

[pekodayz]

me

[purpleguitar]

wait min namkoong and junho got the best kiss award (2017) for that episode??????

[whitehartlane]

jordan pickford some may call him a tottenham legend

[bubmyg]

no hybe praise but it is objectively hilarious that they waited until the media was set up in a monsoon to be like “yeah he ain’t coming today”

[prozac-shaped-urn]

A gal I’ve been internet friends with since 2005 posted a pic of her manicure and it occurred to me that I didn’t know if she was a righty or a lefty. So I asked. She’s a lefty.

This is the same gal I went through my Desperate Housewives phase with on old school forums and msn messenger. We both got catfished by the same person, she asked me for advice on how to get out of an abusive relationship, and her mom drew me Stevie Nicks themed coloring pages for Christmas four years ago.

This is true internet friendship.

[matrix-pawz]

I survived 1 night with my dad home from work >:D

[13beachesxx]

this is such a fucking funny coincidence I'm—