#LMAOAK

[peteringotham]

The Sassman™

why is he so sassy here

Batman: Shaman #4

[mrkis]

damn watch me make six(pt.3) because this shit is getting on my nerves

[hyunsvngs]

ok Wait my head is spinning rn so i’ll do it anywyaa lmaoak

– your slick soaking the entire shirt. you’re lost in pleasure, too dumb to realize the way seungmin is absolutely fuming right in front of you. a raging tug at your scalp making your eyes roll to the back of your head, finally giving you the release you’ve been searching.

once the post-nut settles in, you eyes meet seungmin’s; they’re dark, whether it was lust or pure anger in his gaze, it made you wet nonetheless. you start subconsciously rutting into the pillow again, movement halting when he smacks you across the face.

“fuckin’ slut. taking my shit without asking? i need that.” he spat, pushing you off the pillow and snatching the shirt away. (no he didn’t sniff it!!! maybe.)

OKAY NIGJT

i’m actually writing an a/b/o ask where the boys find out uve taken their stuff to nest and this is… yeah…

♡ juno

[aboveapr2l]

Appipity rank the Lovejoy songs 🎤🎤

ERM???? I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO THAT wait

1. Portrait of a Blank Slate

2. Consequences

3. It’s golden hour somewhere

4. Cover of privately owned spiral galaxy (it counts okay.)

5. The fall

6. Call me what you like

7. Concrete

8. Perfume

9. Sex sells

10. Cause for concern

11. Knee deep at ATP

12. Model buses

13. Oh yeah you’re gonna cry?

14. You’ll understand when you’re older

15. Scum

16. Warsaw

17. One day

18. Taunt

19. It’s all futile it’s all pointless

Yeah. Wow I really hope that’s it LMAOAK

I don’t really rank things in my head so if you ever see me say a different ranking, then no you fuckjng didnt

But the main points of contention (? Am I using that word right) are that 1) wu&io > pb > aya 2) I really like the 2 covers they did LMAOO 3) sex sells, the fall, and portrait of a blank slate are my favorites from each respective ep 4) it’s all futile it’s all pointless sounds good but it just . Never stuck out to me

[br1sw]

changmin….

[blanket-anime-infos]

prove me wrong.

[gh0stchoir]

Everytime I draw Dabi he will have platform boots bc there’s no way he doesn’t wear them bc

1. They’re fun and cool

2. He wants to be taller

[stylesinthewild]

Those gifs of Harry’s bum, thank you! I didn’t know my man had a 🍑 like that phew! I don’t want to get r rated in your inbox but can he squat on me?

Omg aksjshhsjd it’s 8am!! And you’re welcome. I had fun doing it. You should send thanks to @fleetwoodharry as well as it was her request lmao.

[ak1ri]

Drinking buddies! Master list!

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A/n: idk what to write anymore anyways,IMO Kaeyas name card looks pretty, enjoy the fic! wenomechainsama not proofread

Genre: Fluff, slight crack if you squint and also a bit inspired of that one fan art of susti_nere

Tw: drinking, mention (s) of someone passing out,

Gn! Reader and might be ooc

Character (s): Rosaria, Kaeya,Venti, and Diluc as a side characters

You, Rosaria, and Kaeya decided to drink at angles share after a tiring day at work, you guys go there pretty often friends after all

As you went inside you could hear the chatter of the townsfolk, Y'all greeted Diluc and saw Venti talking to him. "Oh hi [name]~ nice to see you here alongside them" Venti says, you and Kaeya said hi back as Rosaria waves

"What could I get you three today" Diluc says. All of you said your orders and got them served to you after some time

You guys headed upstairs as Venti walked out of the Tavern drunk

...

...

Time has passed and it's now almost midnight, all of you agreed to leave. You're tipsy alongside Rosaria while Kaeya is uh...

Let's just say that on the way down the stairs Kaeya tripped and belly flopped on the floor and it didn't really end well 😀

You and Rosaria looked at each other and left Kaeya to Diluc, while Diluc stands there irritated as for Kaeya well... He's dreaming about Diluc as an abyss mage LMAOAK IMAGINE DILUC AS THAT WHILE SERVING CUSTOMERS THIUGH

But in the end Rosaria picks up Kaeya and puts his arm over her shoulder as you supported his body on the back

As you went out the door you saw Venti laying on his side outside of the Tavern, Rosaria dropped Kaeya and asked "You good?" To Venti "No." Venti answered "Oh" you replied

You stepped over Venti and left Rosaria and the others. Well that was rather an interesting night, don't you think?

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Hope you liked it

[cartmankisser]

Hi. I kinda wanna be friends with you 🥺👉👈 you're a great person

^ this is the most embarrassing thing I've done

Have a good day <3

no worries my dms are always open on here u dont have to ask just to talk to me LMAOAK

or if y wanna add my discord its amazeballs#2444 i have a cartman pfp

[timefospookies]

ITS ONLY MY FIRST DAY AS A MOTHER AND IM ALREADY QUESTIONING HOW QUALIFIED I AM FOR THIS POSITION

Dr smiley except he wears this

[ak8shi]

do not come for me but tsukki and akaashi have incel potential 😭😭

LMAOAK okay I kind of agree, and it’s wild because like they’re at either end of the spectrum imo, after reading Lin’s type of fuckboy post and they were both in the fuckboy academia category I was like god.... the worst type. Because that type that will sugar you up with their intellect and taste and you think it’s heading somewhere until they get what they want from you 💀 suddenly they don’t know your name , but also I can see them being so awkward sometimes like akaashi does not know how to hold a conversation OLEASFV

[oddlyprincess]

That's how I establish my dominance lmAoak

Now tons of bottoms are going to ur inbox asking u to burp on them ;) anastasia dominatrix y’all

[ballplayersxo]

Lsa are complete nut job grown woman that complains about everything jayson does. They legit are mad that Jayson has his friends around him at the nyc premiere . How do they think rich Paul became known ? Is he not supposed to be around people that care for him more than people that just want to be groupies lmaoak like he is 24 let him make mistakes, learn from them and stfu . His mistakes aren’t that deplorable to the point that’s he underachieving his goal which was to be become a great basketball player.

the negatives usually outweigh the positives when it comes to that site imo

[ameliasbitvh]

i wanna read draco smut on wattpad but i cant find anything good do you have any recommendations?

uhhh... i'm sorry my mind is blank-

also this is for the other anons who asked for draco wattpad smut fic recs or in general fic recs 😭

ITS JUST THAT WHEN I GET THE QUESTIONS EVERY FIC IVE EVER READ LEAVES MY MIND LMAOAKS

[lyricalimerence]

i don't usually read john b stuff but this shit tore a hole in my heart and i savored every minute of it lMAOAK

PEOPLE YOU KNOW — JOHN B

DESCRIPTION: y/n and john b were cut from the same piece of cloth - they were almost inseparable. the rules put up barriers between the two and forces y/n to basically give up on making her move, she knew staying close to him would be the right call. that was until he met kook princess - sarah cameron.

GENRE: angst, angst, ANGST

PAIRING: john b x reader

WARNINGS: swearing, arguing between close friends, mentions of suicide, john b is a bit lot of an asshole… & a lot of platonic!pogue moments

WORD COUNT: 4.2k (yes i really did that)

— AUTHOR’S NOTE: i was listening to heather by conan gray and i was thinking i haven’t really seen much john b content on tumblr compared to jj and rafe. i was inspired by that song (and also people you know by selena gomez) give it a listen. also i do NOT hate sarah, she’s not my favourite but this is only how she is characterised in the story. we don’t know what she did to y/n but maybe, we shall see…… i’ll see how successful this part is and i’ll see if i can write another one ;) please enjoy, all ur hearts will break… so prepare some tissues.

“What is she doing here?” Y/N’s guttural voice sounded the deck as they all gathered on the porch of the chateau, the disappointment evident in her stature and eyes. She glared at John B, not wanting to look to the blonde on her right as Kiara stood close behind near Pope and JJ.

She took a stand as she leaned on the railing of the porch, “She’s on this now?” Kie uttered with a defensive tone, fully aware of what her friend had suffered from the girl that sat beside John B. Out of everyone, Kiara and Y/N had felt what it was like to be betrayed by Sarah Cameron.

A scoff escaped Y/N’s lip as she brought her hand over her head, raking her hair back with the sweat that formed. After this action, she chewed on her bottom lip, afraid they’d all see her lips trembling to the silence that now filled the room. It was a hot day she had to admit, but seeing Sarah’s face made her blood boil and bring up repressed memories.

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