#LMAO I'M CRYING 🤣
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
omg-hellgirl · 6 months ago
Text
As I was beginning this book, I mentioned its subject to my neighbor at a dinner party, a seemingly dignified, self-possessed Englishwoman of mature years. Her response was to re-create the scene in 'When Harry Met Sally' where Meg Ryan simulates orgasm in the middle of a crowded restaurant.
“Mick Jagger? Oh... yes! Yes, YES, YES!”
Philip Norman, Mick Jagger.
8 notes · View notes
studentinpursuitofclouds · 2 months ago
Note
-Hey
Tumblr media
*run away*
Wha-
Omg...
You... You can't just draw my persona and OCs so beautifully and then run away. What is happening, what-
Tumblr media
Thank you so much for this! Holy shit, It's so beautiful and your art style is gorgeous!!! ❤️
17 notes · View notes
fitzrove · 7 months ago
Text
Ooh btw when I went out with my friends the other night we were waiting for a bus at one point. An extremely pretty girl was waiting for it a few metres away from us... I noticed her existing as you do pretty girls when you are a Homosexual (🫣) but was mostly focused on talking to my friends and stuff. Well suddenly she came up to us and I noticed she was actually kinda crying (!! 🥺) and asked if any of us had a tissue. I am always prepared esp fresh off my sneezy Vienna trip, so I gave her a plastic-wrapped pack, unopened and all... she was very grateful (asking if she could really keep it all - I said it was fine and even got to use the tdv sarah "you can have it, i've got two" line because I did have two hehehe success everyone inside my brain clapped) but she struggled to open it because long acrylic nails! So I offered to help again and she gave it back to me and our fingers brushed a bit and I tore the plastic cover open with my long short-nailed sexy lesbian fingers 😌 and gave it back hehe.
Anyway I feel like this all would've been a queercoded metaphor if it was fictional but because it's real life we went our separate ways never to meet again 😌 but I was still kind of thinking about her at the club 🥹 and when we were taking the train home with my friend at 5:50 am I was kind of talking about her JSKFLDLFLFL omg kinda creepy tbh esp since I wasn't even drunk 💀 Well my friend was drunk so maybe she already forgot about it. I hope that girl is less sad now and believes in the good in humanity 😌❤️
12 notes · View notes
mrs-monaghan · 2 years ago
Note
I come with said news. I…I don’t really know how to say this but…Jikook is real. Taekook got married in Vegas and adopted two kids, a girl and a boy. This is why Tae has so many teddy bears. It’s not because Tae could just like teddy bears, nope uhh uhh, he has two kids with JK. My source, you may ask? A Tkker who claims to got this from an “insider”. Like I thought I had see it all but I get proven wrong every single time.
I saw
Tumblr media
OH MY GODDDDDDDDD!!! So you're telling me I've been supporting the wrong couple this entire fucking time?? 2 foreigners, extremely famous foreigners were able to adopt a boy and a girl in las vegas undetected?? AND they got married too??? When LV was crawling with Armys at the time? I didn't know Taekook had the power of invisibility. Y'all, stop what you're doing right now, Taekook confirmed!!
Tumblr media
12 notes · View notes
il-miele-che-scrive · 9 months ago
Text
Go for his brother part 2
Part 1 here
Part 3 here
Tumblr media Tumblr media
username1 DOUBLE BETRAYAL 😭
↳username2 wdym bro wtf Arthur is just getting his karma, he CHEATED on Y/n with her best friend
↳username2 and Y/n only got with his brother after the breakup
username3 It's so crazy to me how not long ago Y/n was with Arthur at Charles' race and we could see them all lovey dovey and now she's with Charles 💀
username4 I hope they actually like each other and it's not just something Y/n schemed to get back at Arthur
↳username5 And even if it is, so what? Both Leclercs deserve this if she's doing it for the sake of revenge
username4 What did Charles ever do to you 😭 he's a literal pookie
username6 I am BEGGING to find out Arthur's reaction
username7 I wanna see this on Drive To Survive lmao
↳username8 The most interesting thing in the whole season lol
username9 Exactly! Men driving in circles? Nah, fuck that, give me family drama
Tumblr media
yourusername The Art & The Artist
view all comments
charles_leclerc I took way more than these 2 pictures, should post them all
↳yourusername some would get me banned🤭
username1 MY OH MY
username2 What did she say 😐
username3 I'm jealous but haven't decided if I want him or her
username4 Arthur better not read this comment section (I hope he will)
francisca.cgomes Thanks for blessing my eyes 🫶
↳yourusername You're welcome bestie🫶
username4 it's so nice to see Y/n found a friend who won't steal her bf
username5 You can't be sure, it's Charles Leclerc we're talking about. You think he wouldn't go for his best friends' girlfriend who is now his own girlfriends' best friend after pulling what he's just pulled?
username4 ngl girl I got lost in whatever you're saying
yoursister In your iconic girl era ❤️
↳yourusername I slayed didn't I 💅
username6 Honestly guys I believe it's not just a revenge scheme
↳username5 What makes you think that?
username6 Given these pictures and the pictures from the gossip page they look pretty much happy to me, too happy for it to be fake
username5 Whatever you say, we'll see. They have to get tired of pretending one day
exbestfriend Glowing ✨🩷
↳yourusername 😐
↳francisca.cgomes 😐
↳yoursister 😐
↳charles_leclerc 😐
↳pierregasly 😐
↳georgerussell63 😐
↳carmenmmundt 😐
↳alex_albon 😐
↳lilymhe 😐
username7 Y/N AND HER COMMENT SECTION ARE ICONIC 😭
↳username8 I can't stop imagining them having a gc and she sent a screenshot of her ex best friend's comment like "you know what to do, guys" 🤣
username9 I just know Arthur is screaming crying throwing up because LOOK AT WHAT HE LOST
username10 Lol who's next? Toto Wolff?
Tumblr media
arthur_leclerc My favorite love story is ours ❤️
view all comments
exbestfriend So happy we found each other ❤️❤️
username1 💀
username2 Alright they both have the audacity
username3 your love story is cheating on Y/n lmao
username4 Imagine they have a kid one day who'll ask mom dad how did you meet lol
↳username3 I'd be EMBARRASSED
username5 They deserve each other tbh
username6 Hey but... What if this pic and Y/n's pics were taken on the same day...
↳username7 wdym
username6 Arthur wanted to keep and eye on his ex and his brother from afar 😭
username7 it's terrible but possibly true lmao
exbestfriend I'm so sick of people judging us
↳username2 That's what you deserve, the both of you
↳username4 when actions have consequences:😮
Tumblr media
yourusername Back at the paddock ❤️
view all comments
username1 At least she didn't downgrade right?
yoursister You guys look so good together
↳yourusername Thank you 🫶 ily
↳charles_leclerc Yes we do 😊
↳username2 Y/s/n never commented anything like this when Y/n used to post with Arthur😭
lilymhe It was nice catching up with you when the boys were playing
↳yourusername maybe next time you and Alex could come over so the boys can play some video games together
username3 Pls they're just two single mothers bonding over their toddlers being besties😭
username4 I NEED TO KNOW IF ARTHUR WAS THERE
↳username5 You crazy? Ofc he wouldn't have come, he's too scared of confrontation
username4 Okay but then what if one day Y/n and Charles get married? Will Arthur just skip his brother's wedding?
username5 I think some time will pass before Charles decides to settle down. And not with Y/n, that's for sure
username6 Why not? Y/n makes a much better couple with Charles than she did with Arthur
username5 Charles would never take her seriously lol she dated his brother, Charles is just having fun with her while letting her have her moment
arthur_leclerc Are you wearing the dress you wore on our first date?
↳username2 SHE'S WHAT?????
↳username3 wtf are u doing here
↳yourusername Maybe...
username4 Mother keeps slaying 😭👏
username7 I aspire to be like Y/n fr
alex_albon Lily said we should have a double date
↳yourusername Let's do it then @/lilymhe @/charles_leclerc when and where
arthur_leclerc I just wonder when will you get bored of this
↳yourusername Bored of what exactly? Going to races? You know I've always enjoyed looking at cars go vroooom
arthur_leclerc You know what I mean
arthur_leclerc Of pretending to like Charles just to prove me some delusional point
yourusername You really think I'd waste my energy on that? It's a funny coincidence indeed, but I do like him actually
arthur_leclerc Mhm sure I give you maybe 6 months more, can't keep pretending forever
Tumblr media
charles_leclerc A family gathering & the morning after
view all comments
username1 OH GREAT HEAVENS
pierregasly Now that's something none of us expected
↳username2 bro speaking facts
username3 They said fuck you Arthur you'll get a proof we're not pretending😭
username4 Well at least the family already knew her
↳username5 Pascale liked Y/n so much she said girl you have my blessing no matter which one u marry
username3 Guys do you think Arthur was there? You know, it's a family gathering, so he had to be there, right?
alex_albon Charles settling down wasn't on my bingo card this year
↳lilymhe Neither was it on mine but I love it
francisca.cgomes Girl you realize there's no going back now? 😂
↳yourusername I hope so😜🫶
arthur_leclerc I still can't believe how disrespectful you both are
↳charles_leclerc Look who's speaking of being disrespectful
↳yourusername stfu arthur maman literally had to kick you out of the party
username3 The way it used to be "Thurthur" and now it's "stfu arthur" 😶
username2 at least the "maman" is the same right
username5 I feel like Pascale likes Y/n more than she likes Arthur
username7 wtf guys PASCALE HAD TO KICK ARTHUR OUT OF THE PARTY 😭😭
↳username8 That's crazy, imagine how's the wedding gonna look like
carlossainz55 Getting engaged after a few weeks? Is she pregnant?😂
↳username9 Not funny
username10 Chill that's just millennial humour from back when pregnancy outside marriage was a disgrace
↳charles_leclerc We've known each other long enough to make this decision 🫢
carlossainz55 Valid point
arthur_leclerc But for majority of this time she was my girlfriend
charles_leclerc On which you cheated
arthur_leclerc @/yourusername did you use me just to get to Charles? Was it your plan from the beginning?
↳yourusername Sure because I have nothing else to do lmao
↳yourusername We've talked about it yesterday arthur, don't start again
arthur_leclerc I just still can't believe Charles would do something like that to me
yourusername And half a year ago I believed you wouldn't have ever cheated on me
charles_leclerc I said it yesterday and I'll say it again, Arthur I will always love you as a brother, but you messed up big time, you can't be mad at us
3K notes · View notes
rosyblooom · 6 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
the set up | op81 smau
PAIRING: oscar piastri x fem hamilton!reader SUMMARY: oscar and y/n practically act like a couple, but they swear they're just a couple of besties. so some of the grid devise a plan to force them to call it what it is once and for all A/N: i love sad endings, i can't help it🫣 but here u go <3 (pls don't cry lol)
Tumblr media
Instagram
yourusername
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by lewishamilton, oscarpiastri, nellarosee, and 164,885 others
tagged: oscarpiastri
yourusername happy birthday bestie!!! 🩷🤍🩵
view all 1,309 comments
username I'm crying what's with that random kangaroo pic at the end💀
yourusername huh?? that's just oscar and his big arms, silly! username i- you did not LMAO
danielricciardo Bestie, husband, boyfriend all have the same meaning, I see
yourusername WRONG ! bestie is what i'm gonna make heidi demote u to if u don't zip it! then u can kiss those husband dreams of urs goodbye 😘 danielriciardo If it's anything like what you and Oscar have got going I have no complaints 😁 username oop y/n were you silent or silenced?🎤
oscarpiastri Was that kangaroo really necessary?😐
yourusername it's not a crime to be aussie AND show off ur gains at the same time babes x
username "bestie" smh... imagine how tired we are 🫤 imagine how tired we are of it
(liked by lewishamilton, landonorris and charles_leclerc + more)
username why did nearly the entire grid like this?? they're so messy🤣
username HAPPY BDAY OSCARRR🎉🧡 
oscarpiastri
Tumblr media
liked by yourusername, lewishamilton, alex_albon, and 478,002 others
tagged: yourusername
oscarpiastri Couldn't ask for a better date to keep me company at all these events 👍
view all 3,041 comments
username since you brought up date could i propose the actual act of dating?😏
landonorris Me too!! logansargeant Me 3 🙋‍♂️ danielricciardo **4
alex_albon The way I thought those were wedding pics and it didn't even surprise me
yourusername and if I say, when I saw the news that u crashed ur car and stole logan's, it didn't surprise me, then what?😇 logansargeant Now why am I in this... alex_albon WOW username that was sooo nasty omfg😭
username the first pic is literally giving wedding ahhh I wish
yourusername anything for my best friend <33
oscarpiastri :) username ohh y'all are pissing me off
lewishamilton Just best friends??
yourusername not u too 🙄 lewishamilton Some older brother wisdom: don't fight the inevitable. When you know, you know, and I firmly believe deep inside you know what I mean. yourusername not reading allat x
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Instagram
oscarpiastri posted to his story!
Tumblr media
[ caption: ☀️☀️😴 ]
[ tagged: yourusername ]
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Instagram
eveythingf1wags
Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by username, username, username and 8,006 others
eveythingf1wags Y/N Hamilton was spotted in Monaco with Oscar and the Piastri fam, enjoying lunch together! Later on, they both posted pictures to their stories, soaking up the Mediterranean sun on a boat.
view all 152 comments
username 'everythingf1wags' but y'all are posting this man's bestie i-💀💀
username have you seen the way they act tho? could've fucking fooled me like??? username no bc you're so right😭
username if they marry do u think it'll be y/n piastri or oscar hamilton tho??🧐
username **WHEN GIRL❗️
username "just friends" my ass smh
username manifesting they finally fall in love soon🕯️
username same babe 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
username the way it's literally giving meet the family omg 😍
username enough with the fucking slow burn i need them to kiss like yesterday😩
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Instagram
landonorris posted to his story!
Tumblr media
[ caption: hugging like you're going to war when it's just blind dates is a choice lol ]
[ tagged: oscarpiastri, yourusername ]
oscarpiastri posted to his story!
Tumblr media
[ caption: She says I clean up well but have you seen her? 😍 ]
[ tagged: yourusername ]
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Instagram
charles_leclerc posted to his close friends!
Tumblr media
[ caption: I think we did it guys ]
yourusername
Tumblr media
liked by oscarpiastri, lewishamilton, lilymhe and 394,029 others
tagged: oscarpiastri
yourusername just like and keep scrolling i don't wanna hear it 🔫🙂
view all 4,099 comments
mclaren Congrats🎉🧡 (about time)
lewishamilton Welcome to the family, brother
oscarpiastri Wait, I thought I was already part of the family😅 yourusername lewis istg i'm about to slash your tyres username lmaoo y/n's hands are rated e for everyone i'm cryin💀
oscarpiastri The only one I had in mind❤️
yourusername 🥹🤍 username you guys are so freakin cute 🤧
username LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO💃💃💃
landonorris @/carlossainz55 run me my money
carlossainz55 Sent 🫡 yourusername blocked x
username you don't understand how much i needed this omg😭😭😭
danielricciardo See how nothing's changed between the pictures they used to post together and these?
yourusername see how nothing's changed in ur points since the start of the season and now? 😋 username ouch. should've just sat there and kept scrolling babe lmaooo
alex_albon Mission accomplished I'd say
charles_leclerc 🍻 maxverstappen1 🍾🍾
0:10 ㅇ──────────── 2:06
1K notes · View notes
hanafubukki · 5 months ago
Note
I binged your Lilia with a baby daughter and I couldn't get enough. Can you imagine if General Lilia gets yeeted into that timeline and he finds out that not only did his future self marry a human but also actually have a child with her. If current timeline Half Faces are already kinda rare so imagine from his time where he's at war with them. Also how Lilia's little girl interacting with her Papa (who isn't really her Papa but also isn't lmao) Also, MC who he is married to. I just wanna see his Tsun Tsun ass be flustered but confused lmao. Ok, thank youuu!
[referring to these posts: 1, 2, and 3]
Hello Anonie 🌺🌷🌻
I'm happy that you enjoyed them anonie! I had a blast writing them. 🌟💚
Ohhhh Anonie you guys know how to hit my weak spots 😂💕💜 Babies, General Lilia, time travel shenanigans oh my 🤣💚 You and me 🤝 wants to see General Lilia tsun tsun butt be flustered mwah chef kiss.
General Lilia being sent to the future is a curse and a blessing...depending on who you ask 😂 jkjk
Just thinking about it and I just?? Love the thought of General Vanrouge meeting a new born baby or up to a 1 year old. Something about him just holding her with these awkward hands just has me so soft 😩🥹
But then I also think our Lilia might be possessive and go ‘My Baby’ on him, even though that’s literally himself 🤣
I have so many thoughts sooo many on how General Vanrouge’s reaction to Malleus and Silver could go, and even Sebek. But more so on Malleus and Silver. Also his reaction to his future self too, you know??
In reverse, our Lilia’s reaction to his past self. It can go many ways as well. Depending on how General Vanrouge reacts. Papa instincts ✨
But we’ll skip that because this ask is about baby and General Vanrouge ✨✨
A part of me thinks that our Lilia is going to just yeet the baby at his past self. Deja vu right?? Don’t worry, he knows himself and knows the General will catch the little one.
After flicking Lilia on the forehead for his actions and letting Mal and Sil deal with him, you go to the General who’s frozen. He caught her of course, but he seems stumped on what to do.
You can’t blame him really. After being in war and seeing and dealing with what he has. This peace and quiet must be new, not to mention being in the future.
So you go to him and as gently as possible, making sure to not frighten him, move his hands so he’s more comfortably holding the baby.
Unknown to him, but his eyes softened as the little one curled into him while making cooing noises. You know your Lilia is taking a bunch of pictures.
“See? You’re a natural.”
He looks at you in disbelief but you can see the amazement in them too.
You tell him how he has no choice but to hold the baby now because she will cry if you move her from her new favorite spot. He flusters a bit at that.
Time goes on, General Vanrouge wears casual clothing and hangs up his armor temporarily after Lilia had a talk with him. His weapon is with him, you all understand why. His need to protect what’s his is engraved even though he doesn’t see it yet.
[Sometimes you see your Lilia looking at the armor. His eyes mixed with emotions. You simply lay your head on his shoulder; he kisses your hand]
The General gets attached to your daughter. She babbles at him and pulls at his hair. He tries not to flinch. For someone who was against raising kids, the General doesn’t say anything when your daughter stuffs his hair into her mouth or drools on him as she sleeps.
Lilia’s proud, “that’s my girl!” is often heard.
At one point, you take pity on him. You take a hairbrush, running it carefully through his hair before tying it in a high bun. You fondly roll your eyes at the pout your Lilia has before taking your daughter to feed. For the General’s sake, you chose not to comment on his flustered expression.
Our Lilia is repeatedly saying “spoilers” which irritates the General whenever he asks a question. You get why it’s frustrating but the scene is rather funny and your baby girl’s laughter agrees with you.
“I won’t have you ruining my future! I’ll have you know I wouldn’t change anything for the happiness I have now, so you have to be patient.”
Malleus and Silver both have the sweetest smile. They know exactly what he means.
The General watches how his future self acts. You can see the slight scowl and twitch of his eyebrow. He’s questioning his whole existence.
What surprises you is his question to you.
“Are you sure you want to be married to that?”
“Hey!”
You laugh softly, tenderly tucking a stray strand behind his ear, “Yes. He’s you, isn’t he?”
The smile you give him then has him falling deeper unbeknownst to him.
Anabskdkds okay, but why am I the one flustered now?? Qbskwjwjejr 😂💞🥰
Ahhhhh this was longer than I expected but I had so many ideas and I wanted to especially include that last one 🥹💞
Thank you for sending this in Anonie 😭💚 Currently screaming into a pillow and rolling in bed. Ahhhhh 💞💞💞💚💚
562 notes · View notes
helix-enterprises117 · 7 months ago
Text
🤣🤣I was not expecting that.
for such a violent man, his kisses are so very tender.
8K notes · View notes
writingstoraes · 1 year ago
Note
hey there!! i love your stories!! can i please have a social media au where it’s a redbull driver reader soft launching her relationship with charles? okay love u! thank u!
grid love 🏎
pairing: charles leclerc/fem!redbull!reader
type: instagram imagine, social media au
notes: sorry this took so long, anon! hope you like this hehehe 🤍 also lets pls pretend the faceclaim does drive for redbull, okay? okay. love u 2 anon (also this is purely ig posts hehe)
about: the last thing anyone expects is a redbull driver dating another from ferrari. a series of soft launches from you didn't help either!
Tumblr media
yourusername
Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by maxverstappen, charles_leclerc, pierregasly, and 1,223,882 others
yourusername weekend shenanigans 🏁
redbullfan NOT HER CASUALLY SOFT LAUNCHING SOMEONE
ferrarigirl crying someone bagged the baddest bitch in f1
leclercluv That shadow looks an awful lot like Charles 😂😂😂😂
sainzzz55 reaching? we cant even see his face
leclercluv Charles was literally spotted at an Italian restaurant of the same setting today but okay 😂
maxverstappen Interesting
yourusername what's interesting about this? 🤨
maxverstappen Cause if I'm right, carlossainz55 and pierregasly owes me $50 🤣
yourusername
Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by maxverstappen, charles_leclerc, danielricciardo, and 1,223,122 others
yourusername french and princess treatment kind of night 🥂
dr3sainz ANOTHER SOFT LAUNCH?????
f1thusiast cryinggg shes got everyone and their mamas speculating on who her mystery man is 😭
carlossainz55 Max is so gonna owe me $50
maxverstappen No???
hamilt0n literal millionaires betting on $50 i have seen it all
leclercluv French?? Yeah it's Charles lol
redbullracing ❤️🤍
sainz55lec WHAT DO U KNOWWW RBR ADMIN
redbullracing Not much, as long as our golden girl is happy ❤️🤍
yourusername
Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by charles_leclerc, yukitsunoda0511, maxverstappen, and 1,220,345 others
yourusername 16 times happier than i've ever been ❤️🤍
midnightleclercs not charles liking this 1 minute after it was posted 😭
pierrestsunoda he got her notifs on thats why
leclercluv Game over ladies that's literally Charles' car 😭
lecssainz isn't his car a ferrari pista?
leclercluv He was seen driving it around Barcelona today, apparently it's a new one 🤷‍♀️
maxverstappen 🫣🫣🫣
gaslysfilm literally why use 16 when you can use another number 😭 the y/n-charles soft launch theory may really be real lol
yourusername
Tumblr media
liked by maxverstappen, charles_leclerc, arthurleclerc, and 1,992,221 others
yourusername drove this baby around today
leclercluv CHARLES' PISTA 😭
lecshamilton this fr the hardest soft launch anyone has ever done in history im afraid
redbullfan Yeah this shit confirmed this is all we needed lmao
pierregasly maxverstappen 💸 Pay up
charles_leclerc
Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by redbullracing, scuderiaferrari, yourusername, and 2,103,334 others
charles_leclerc My rival on track is my heart keeper off track ❤️
tagged: yourusername
pierregasly This is about the cheesiest thing you have ever done
scuderiaferrari Feeling all the feels right now ❤️
redbullracing This serves as our truce, off track?
lewishamilton WOAH.
carlossainz55 I told you, maxverstappen! Pierre and I win 😄
yourusername what is this bet anyway
maxverstappen Which one of you will hard launch first, you really failed me, Y/N 😔
yourusername if i beat you in canada next week you have to buy me a lifetime supply of my favorite foods 😋
charles_leclerc Bring it on, bull
yourusername not a fan of the nickname, red
f1fan HOTTEST COUPLE EVERRRR
charlossainz this is the ferrari and redbull crossover i did NOT expect
-----------
tagging: @slytherheign
notes: didnt know im still capable of doing a post of just ig pictures lmaooaoa ive been so used to adding twitter posts and let me tell u it takes SO MUCH time 😭
anyway i hope u like this, anon! thank you for reading 🤍
2K notes · View notes
unique-high · 7 months ago
Text
ATEEZ S/o Popular YouTube Live Streamer Reaction.
Requested: i would like to request how ateez members would react to their s/o being a popular YouTube streamer and them accidentally walking in on their s/o live stream in the chat would go crazy.
a/n: this is a birthday themed request. I enjoyed making this. It was funny to me. 🤣
NOT EDITED BUT PROOFREAD A LITTLE.
Tumblr media
MINGI: "HAPPY BIRTDA-" He stops at the threshold of the door wearing a party hat and holding a cake. "Oh, are you live streaming?"
You turned in your gamer chair looking at your boyfriend. "Um, yeah."
"Oh, really?" He steps further into the room, looking at the computer screen.
The chat box started going crazy
Zen: Omg is that who I think it is?!?
Baby Tee: Is this your boyfriend y/n? Why does he low-key look like Mingi from Ateez?
Theodore: Oh my freaking nuts. MINGI? Is this a prank? Or is this some crazy video editing somehow?!?
Suan: their boyfriend can't b Mingi. Not THE Mingi. This has to be some kind of prank fr fr.
Psycho: It makes sense now why Y/n never showed us their bf. Its cause he is just as famous as they are!!
You pulled your boyfriend into the screen smiling. "Um, Everyone so yeah... Mingi from ateez is my boyfriend."
Mingi sat the cake down so he could wave. "Hi, Everyone, I am Y/n's boyfriend. Nice to meet you all." He smiles. "If you all don't mind, I'm going to steal y/n for a few hours."
YUNHO: He didn't know that you were in the middle of live streaming when he came dancing into the room singing Happy Birthday and popping confetti poppers.
"Yunho, I'm living streaming right now." You pointed at your computer.
"Oh, shit." he quickly bows. "I didn't mean to ruin your live."
The chat box started to go off.
Kill la Kill: Okay no, cause is dat YUNHO I see? lol.
Mint Mint: U CAN RUIN MY LIFE!!
Prince Charming: Is he ur boyfriend?
Rugrat: Y were u keepin him a secret from us?
Paul: Is this guy famous or sumthing?
Lizzy Bear: Don't tell me he's Y/n's bf like they're my WAIFU!!
NOT OKAY: I hope Y/n can fight. LMAO
"Would you like to join the live with me, Yunho?" You ask him.
"I don't want to steal the attention from you, but if you want to I will." He pushes you out of the way and smiles into the camera. "Yunho, taking over."
JONGHO: While you were in the middle of showing off your new headset, a fan gifted you. Jongho burst open the door blowing a party blower. "Let's get the party start-" he pauses. "Oh. Oh, are you streaming already?"
"Yeah." You said. "Want to say hi?"
Jongho wobbles over, waving. "Hi, I'm Jongho. Y/n's number 1 supporter."
The chat box starts flooding in with messages.
Bambi: No way. NO FREAKING WAY THIS IS THE JONGHO!!
Jaya Jaya ya: He should be grateful to have bagged a baddie like Y/n.
Shy Mariah: BLOW THE WHISTLE!
sUpEr MaRio: I just started stanning ATEEZ and Jongho is my bias!!! i'mma go cry in a corner.
My lucky lady: New Ship?
BBQ Sauce on my tittes: Jst waiting for the crazy fans to enter the chat *sips tea*
SAY MY NAME: Does dis mean we getting couple stuff now? cuz I don't mind at all :)
Jongho laughs at the ship comment saying. "What can our ship name be?"
You rolled your eyes nudging him out of the way. "Jongho has boyfriend duties now. Say bye Jongho."
He pouts. "Bye Y/n's live stream fans."
SEONGHWA: He was rubbing his sleepy eyes in his other hand was a gift bag with your birthday gift, he sleepily walked into the middle of your live stream yawning, holding out your gift in front of you. "Y/n, happy birthday."
"Baby, say hi to my fans." You beamed.
"Huh?"
You pulled him down to be in frame and pointed at your computer. "I'm live."
"What?!" Seonghwa nervously laughed, running his fingers through his messy bleached hair. "Um, Hi Y/n's fans I didn't mean to interrupt."
Fever Fever: Mother Seonghwa is that u?
Bad boi dwn: Oh, wonder how his company is going to cover this up?
Queen of tha South: Wasn't expecting to be blinded by a handsome man.
Lil Lotto: We need a story time cause like wtf?
U can call me monster: Y/n musta did something in a past life to be this lucky to get a K-POP man.
Crazy Form: whenever he eat the cookie he got good form?????
Alice In Wonderland: This man makes me forget I'm lesbian.
"Should we do a small q & a?" You ask your fans.
Seonghwa sits on your lap. "Yeah, should we?"
WOOYOUNG: He was wearing a pink lace apron and carrying a homemade cake when he walked into the middle of your live streaming while you were doing the dance to Bouncy.
"I baked you a cake for your birthday but I see you're busy. I'll come back later." Wooyoung said.
"I'm having a birthday live. You can join in. Everyone would love to see you."
Your fans started flooding the chat.
Pirate King: R my eyes deceiving me? Wooyoung is that you my boy?
Kitty Kat: Oh they really living the Y/n life.
White boy wasted: Haters gonna say this fake.
i stole ur bias: adding to the hit list.
Alpha Josh: So are we going to ignore the fact that this man is overly gorgeous?
Pizza HūrT: Life isn't fair because how can I live the Y/n dream? do I need to play “I'm not like other girls” card?
Dirty Sprite: K, that explains why she never shows us her phone screen saver.
Woo Woo: I can't right now. Because like Wooyoung and Y/n are together? Two of my favorite ppl n the world!
“Well, since I'm in the live stream, can you all help me wish, Y/n a very happy birthday.” Wooyoung gives you a kiss on the cheek.
YEOSANG: He didn't mean to barge in during your live stream. At first he doesn't notice because he puts his phone in your face. The rest of Ateez faces were shoved into the phone camera yelling happy birthday to you, it was so chaotic and loud. You smiled at Yeosang.
“Babe I'm in the middle of a live stream right now.”
“You are?”
“Yeah. See everyone is commenting.” You point at the chat box.
Yeosang reads the incoming messages.
Depresso Expresso: idk how to explain it but he's the product of his mother during all the work doing sex.
Dat girl Maya: yeah what they said ^^^
Get'em Gates: r u 2 dating?
Ur Faves Can't Rap: I'm suddenly gay.
M0lLy: Oh I know he's cracking her back like a glow stick every night.
I got that dog in meee: Funny of u to assume he does the cracking ^^^
Princess Tee: he's a work of ARRRT.
Megan Thee Goat: He's the definition of HOT BOY. If ykyk.
“Okay say bye to Yeosang everyone before he gets a big head.” You laughed, poking your boyfriend in the ribs.
HONGJOONG: “Okay make a wish!” Hongjoong burst into your room with a cupcake in his hand and a big smile on his face.
You spun in your gaming chair. “Where are your clothes?”
“I'm your birthday gift.” Hongjoong winks at you.
“Thats nice in and all. But there's like 100,000 people seeing your junk.”
“You're joking right?” He lets out a nervous laugh, using the cupcake to cover himself.
“Nope. Live stream.”
“Live stream?” he swallowed and waves at everyone watching. “Hi, I'm um Hongjoong Y/n's birthday gift.”
The chat box went crazy.
Vanilla baby: At least he came unwrapped. My God!!!
GUERRILLA: ooou he's a big boy indeed.
Choke me spank me: sssjjiokhdgfertgyjbfrfv.
San's left nut: I can die happily now.
Icky Vicky: He your man?!?
Touch sum grass: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Y/N!!!! But please get your naked man off the screen. My mom walked in and thought I was watching porn....
Jimin's baby momma: am I in a fanfic right now?
Peru Peru: He slanging.
Sativa: he really gifted us all.
Bill Nye: isn't this how most porns start?
3D: Can he make it bouncy?
Olivia: This man is sex on legs.
“Sorry, everyone. Hongjoong will go put on some clothes now.”
“But I like the attention.”
You ended the live playfully beating up Hongjoong.
SAN: He had the same idea as Hongjoong but instead of being naked he wore a silk black robe but still naked underneath. San walked into your room with a bottle of champagne and from somewhere in the house Birthday by Katy Perry played.
"Y/n, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!" San drops his robe, bare ass to the camera. "This is all for you. but when isn't it?" he smirks.
You stared at your boyfriend. "Um babe, you're mooning my live stream."
"What the fuck?" He hurries to grab the robe from the floor to cover himself. "Why didn't you say anything sooner!”
You laughed. “I wasn't expecting you go all Chippendale's on me.”
The messages started to flood in.
Isamu: Um... Continue please?
Misty Blue: lol mooning yes. A FULL moon indeed.
Hawaii Five - O: Lol is it just me are does he look like San from ATEEZ?
Jazmine: Yea was watching with my dad...Thanks...
Lisa: CAUSE IT IS SAN FROM ATEEZ. *screaming and punching the air*
Da Kid: Boyfriend or Roommate?
Hailey: noooo y is my husband there with Y/n!!!! San you come home this minute!
Supernatural Fan: Didn't think I'd b seeing a guy's bare ass while enjoying my salad.
Beth: Thank you for the heart attack.
Charlie: I don't think roommates do this kind of thing @ Da Kid.
Angelina: PUT IT ON MEEEEEE!!!SCXSYBXQTIVKSWTCHOUDWWXGHGD
Kimmy: Are u getting dick downed by him every night?
iPad adult: Too much junk in the trunk lol.
“Now that everyone has seen my boyfriend's butt. I'm ending the stream.”
“Does that mean you're going to enjoy your birthday gift now?” San smiles at you.
296 notes · View notes
nqueso-emergency · 27 days ago
Note
I HATE BULLIES SO MUCH. You just said "usually" and that there's "always that chance" it's not like you were confirming it was going to be in the actual ep. I'm sorry for them. I used to like buddie but people like THEM is the reason im pulling out... Cant wait to see the rest of the season so they can cry louder that it will never go canon. https://x.com/buddieism/status/184454896577507372
lmao they deleted the tweet 🤣 but this one is still up. Giuls cameo!!
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
1. The threats were over certain restrictions and lack of content. And for "ruining" Gerrard.
2. They aren't breaking up.
3. Just for this I'm gonna keep my shit up because fuck you
78 notes · View notes
keylovesstuff · 7 months ago
Text
As always thanks for the tag sweet Vee!!! You know how much I fkn love these 🤭🤭.
Tumblr media
I'll tag: @dooxliss @sundove88 @mrs-luigi-vargas @triniji and @bberetd always no pressure to do this ☺️☺️
it's been a million trillion years since we've all done a picrew together and i think we should fix it ❤
Tumblr media
tagging: @bornonthebreakofdawn @chloelapomme @zootopiathingz @ellaroundpanda @lavdil @happyocelot @bemycoffeepot @ihavebadtasteinmen @arodude @freppechino @rosesradio @dayseternal-blog @jesterwhoreknee @clotpolesonly and more!!!!!
396 notes · View notes
rednite-dork · 1 year ago
Note
My favorite part of that quest is when they get talking about thestrals and are snippy with each other and Sebastian's like "I'm trying to make conversation, I'm not gonna walk up the rest of the mountain in silence!" ....And then they proceed to do exactly that LMAO I don't know if the developers did that intentionally but I like to think it was the MC being petty and refusing to start up another convo just to make a point
THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART TOO LMAO
MC literally went "oh? you don't like the silence? WELL BOO-FUCKING-HOO CRY ABOUT IT." and didn't comment further out of spite.
also I had to sketch it 🤣
Tumblr media
835 notes · View notes
norris-lando · 1 year ago
Text
it's time to go / social media au
max verstappen x singer!reader
summary: in which rumors spread about max cheating on you but thankfully, there's a knight in a shining red armor waiting for you
faceclaim: sabrina carpenter
author's note: this is my first time doing a social media au, so please go easy on me 😭 nevertheless, i hope you guys enjoy! also, i'm going to doing more parts to this :)
part 1 · part 2
Tumblr media Tumblr media
f1updates: Max Verstappen and singer-songwriter Y/N Y/L/N have called it quits after almost 2 years of dating. Sources close to the couple have commented the breakup saying, 'apparently there was some sort of infidelity involved.' The couple have yet to confirm these rumours, but what do you guys think? Check the link in our bio for more information regarding the situation.
liked by user12, user13, user14 and 586 others
user1: noooo mom and dad 😭
user2: i'm denial, ain't no way one of them cheated wtf
user3: say sike right now ☺️
user4: it's okay guys mom and dad are just being silly 🥰🥰🥰 it's fine 🥰🥰
user5: i mean if the cheating thing is true, i'm sure we all know who cheated on who
—load more comments—
Tumblr media Tumblr media
y/n.insta: how long will it be cute, all this crying in my room 🎼
liked by charles_leclerc, user6, user7 and 321 278 others
user1: mother noooo 😭
user2: it's okay max ☺️ i just wanna talk ☺️🔪
user3: i didn't wanna believe it but looks like the streets were right this time 😪
user4: i'm so lost, what happened??
user3: apparently m*x cheated on y/n
user4: wtf nooo they were my endgame 😭
user5: charles what are you doing here
user3: lmaoo chill they're friends
user6: it's okay bby i can go vroom vroom in circles too and i promise i won't cheat
— load more comments —
Tumblr media Tumblr media
y/n.insta: they say write about what you know so i wrote about heartbreak. it's time to go out now on all streaming platforms!
btw, had a BLAST in LA this last weekend. thank you so much for all the support, i love you guys 💖 next stop ➡️ miami
liked by charles_leclerc, user16, user17 and 987 532 others
user1: can't wait to see you in miami!! ♥️
user3: 15 years 😭 15 million tears 😭 begging till my knees bled 😭 i gave it my all 😭 he gave me nothing 😭 at 😭 all 😭 tHEN WONDERED WHY I LEFT 😭
user2: @/maxverstappen1 been awfully quiet since the queen dropped it's time to go 🤔
user1: not the tag lmaoooo 🤣
user6: okay can we pls talk about the fact that cHARLES is back in y/n's likes???
user5: i admire to be this delulu
user8: still feels so weird not the see max in the likes and comments
user11: i know right?? we get it, it was a good joke hahaha i'm laughing now pls can we stop this
user9: i think you dropped this 👑
— load more comments —
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
maxverstappen1: Simply... Lovely. What a great weekend again 🏆 Miami, thank you!
liked by redbullracing, user18 and 886 379 others
user19: it's time to go to apologize to y/n now ☺️🔪
user5: so proud of you, great job again!!
user17: imagine being in miami at the same time as the girl you CHEATED ON
user2: facts, i feel so bad for y/n cause i remember seeing a video of her saying she scheduled a show in miami at the same as the gp so her and max could spend some time together
user3: lmao at least Charles had a fun night at y/n's concert last night
user17: what?? how do you know that???
user3: he posted on instagram last night that he was there!!
— load more comments —
Tumblr media
charles_leclerc: Good day yesterday, on and off track. Thank you, Miami! And special thank you to @/yn.insta for having me at the show ♥️ It was phenomenal and can't wait to see you again soon.
liked by @/yn.insta, carlossainz55, user13 and 687 931 others
yn.insta: Thank you so much for coming! I'm glad you had a good time ♥️ Can't wait to see you soon!
user6: the red hearts!!! and y'all called me delulu
user8: okay but the hearts don't necessarily mean anything?? i mean y/n just got out of a relationship
— load more comments —
573 notes · View notes
lovingyoulovinme · 1 year ago
Text
where do we go now?
✶ mason mount x chelsea!reader ✶
loosely (very loosely) inspired by jamie and keeley's relationship in ted lasso
Tumblr media
yourinstagram
Stamford Bridge
Tumblr media
Liked by masonmount and 86,378 others
yourinstagram promise i'm working
View all 532 comments
username queen of chelsea
username this outfit is stunning
reecejames Are you?
⤥ yourinstagram mind your business
masonmount 💙
⤥ username mason what's up with all the rumors that you're leaving chelsea
username you acting like he'll respond to an instagram comment about this 😭
username wonder if she'll leave chels if mason does since all she does is follow him around
⤥ username this is so disrespectful. first of all the rumors of mason leaving are simply just rumors! second of all she works too damn hard for that team for you to only see her as someone's girlfriend
✶ Liked by yourinstagram
January 16, 2023
masonmount
Tumblr media
Liked by benchilwell and 568,743 others
masonmount Appreciate the support as always. We're striving for better! 👊🏻
View all 6,469 comments
chelseafc One of our own! 👊
yourinstagram always proud of you
⤥ username maybe if you did your job instead of distracting him 24/7 he'd be playing better
benchilwell 🙌
username chelsea forever 💙
username starboy we love you
username we believe in you!
February 4, 2023
yourinstagram
Tumblr media
Liked by reecejames and 94,284 others
yourinstagram short visit home 🏡
View all 873 comments
username girlie went on a trip and her bf is prob in advanced talks with every club that's not chelsea
⤥ username even if he does leave, what does that have to do with her??? why do people keep harassing her abt her BOYFRIEND'S transfer? go to his comments and ask the man himself
masonmount Last slide 🥹
⤥ yourinstagram he misses you he can literally smell your scent on the jersey
username this made me cry
username funny how she leaves london and chelsea finally has a good game
username have a safe trip!!
yourmom Glad to have you back ❤️
March 26, 2023
Tumblr media
chelseafc
Tumblr media
Liked by yourinstagram and 226,436 others
chelseafc Our blues 💙
View all 2,377 comments
yourinstagram my boys 🫶
username mason please dont leave us
masonmount Proper Chels
username a day after the article about mason leaving lmao
benchilwell 💙💙💙
username i have tears in my eyes fr
username my family!!!
March 29, 2023
masonmount
Tumblr media
Liked by cmpulisic and 585,475 others
masonmount My love, my life and my light. Happy birthday.
View all 5,953 comments
yourinstagram 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 i love you 😭
yourinstagram my heart's been borrowed and yours has been blue 💙
⤥ username NOT THE TAYLOR
username choosing to believe this is her fighting the mason is leaving rumors
kaihavertz29 simp 🤣
⤥ yourinstagram leave him alone or i'm stealing your girlfriend
declanrice Miss you two.
username 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
username one day it will be talked about how she got her promotion to head of marketing so quickly after her and mason started dating
⤥ username maybe if you got a job you wouldnt be so worried about hers
April 10, 2023
Tumblr media
✶ this tweet has been deleted
manchesterunited and masonmount
Tumblr media
Liked by weareunited and 1,498,883 others
manchesterunited Introducing @/masonmount to the United family ❤️
View all 24,478 comments
username traitor.
username welcome to united money mase 🤑
weareunited Welcome, @/masonmount 🤝
username i guess chelsea wasn't his blood
username not to do this but i feel like y/n didn't want him to move...her tweet she posted a few days ago and the fact that she didn't interact with this post or his goodbye video...
⤥ username some of her friends unfollowed him :( i imagine this def caused a falling out between the two of them for some reason
username good. glad she's gone.
username y/n is the one of the most supportive people in mason's life. to act like she's some horrible girlfriend is so shitty.
username proper chels 🤣
marcusrashford Welcome brother ❤️
username the fact it got reported that he was going to stay at chelsea..what happened
July 5, 2023
yourinstagram
Tumblr media
Liked by masonmount and 142,388 others
yourinstagram mase, you are the most amazing person i've ever had the pleasure of knowing. when i got hired at chelsea in 2019 and our first time meeting was you accidentally running into me and almost giving me a concussion, i didn't know how big of part you'd end up playing in my life. i'm grateful for that moment and every other one after that we've shared together. it'll be weird seeing you in red but i'm so happy for you. i might throw tomatoes at you when you play against us blues but i'll still love you all the same. i'll miss you, my friend. once a blue, always a blue. 💙
View all 1,847 comments
username im sobbing
username :(((((((( 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
masonmount The pleasure is all mine 🤍 you're the best
username hold on. "friend" ??????????????
⤥ username they apparently broke up some time in may..obv not everything said on the internet should be believed but some source said it was over differences of mason's move/them doing long distance but they are still good friends
chelseafc 💙
username GET BACK TOGETHER RIGHT NOW.
username this post making it seem like he died hfjdjd
⤥ username he basically did
masonmount Teared up btw.
⤥ yourinstagram good 🥰
July 7, 2023
a/n: i am very happy for mase as long as he is happy by the way! this is in no way meant to throw shade at him/united/chelsea/etc i simply just love sadness and drama! there probably won't be another part to this don't hate me
songs to listen to
✶ where do we go now? - gracie abrams (you look hopeful. like we're supposed to work somehow. can't you tell our light burnt out? / cause now i'm half of myself here without you. / guess the space was the thing that i needed. but i miss you)
✶ be on your way - daughter (i won't hold you back. time throws us around. / i'll meet you on another planet if the plans change.)
✶ waiting room - phoebe bridgers (and i can wish all that i want, but it won't bring us together. / know it's for the better.)
✶ fourth of july - sufjan stevens (and i'm sorry i left, but it was for the best. though it never felt right.)
417 notes · View notes
sundove88 · 10 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
Here’s mine!!
Tagging: Anyone who wants to do this!
jumping on this picrew chain but creating a new one bc the other was too long and bc i want to :3
Tumblr media
tagging @dracolunae @frogxxam @jadejemdoesstuff @navysealt4t @oreidam1014 @phantom-does-a-thing @spacedustmantis @abstinence-buys and whoever else is interested!!
480 notes · View notes