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realityphantoms-stalker · 4 years

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Warm - Douma x Reader Oneshot

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"Okay, there's no denying it. I fucking love Douma." I thought while looking at the blonde sitting in front of me.

It's been six months since I first laid my eyes on this gorgeous man, and my feelings have only grown stronger the more we interact. "But it's frustrating because literally, everyone knows he's a player." I frowned.

"Meh, a girl can dream right?" I snapped out of my thoughts as the teacher called on me. "Miss L/N, would you mind sharing as to why you're so distracted?" I rolled my eyes and stayed quiet. "Hm. Now then, answer this question." The female teacher pointed at an equation on the board.

"The answer is x8," I said nonchalantly. "Correct." Then the class went on as usual. Soon enough the bell rang, signaling it was time to go home. "Miss L/N please stay after class I need to speak with you." I groaned internally at her words. I just wanted to go home.

"Okay." I answered, simply. I swung my bag over my shoulder and walked up to the teacher's desk. Everyone had already left for the busses, so it was just me and the teacher. Or so I thought.

All of a sudden I felt someone swing their arm around my shoulders. I jumped in surprise from the sudden contact. "Heyyy Y/N-chan! You're staying after school too? Is it detention?" I heard a familiar voice say. I whipped my head around and came face to face with Douma.

"O-Oh no the teacher asked me to stay," I replied, stepping back a bit to create a distance between me and the handsome man. "Oh really? Same here!" He clasped his hands together.

The teacher cleared her throat and we both turned our attention to her. "I see you've met..." she started, "now then, the reason I asked both of you to stay after school is that Y/N, I want you to tutor Douma." My eyes widened in surprise. Douma made a pouty face in response. "Ehhh?? I thought I was making good grades!" He whined.

"Douma, you have a 40 in this class." The teacher facepalmed. I decided to stay quiet and see how this played out, because, well, I'm not against spending time with Douma anyway. "Oh, well then I guess me and you are study buddies now!" He faced me and grinned. "My house at six." He winked. With that, he ran out the door. "W-Wait! The teacher isn't done—" I sighed.

I faced the teacher and gave her an apologetic look. "Sorry.. is there anything else you need?" I bowed. "No that is all... but do you even know where Douma's house is?" She asked. I deadpanned.

"N-No.." She snickered and wrote something down on a yellow sticky note. "Here's his number, call him and ask him yourself." She handed me a sticky note. "And before you ask, I have his number because it's written on his student ID form." I nodded in response. "Thank you!" After waving goodbye, I made my way to my car and left.

When I arrived home I threw my bag on the couch, and quickly pulled my phone out of my skirt pocket. Taking out the sticky note from earlier, I put in Douma's number and sent him a message.

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Y/N

...dude you didn't even

tell me where you live

(this is Y/N btw)

Douma

Ohhh my bad! Just

come to house XXXX,

Kimetsu street 💕

Y/N

ok thx 😻✨

Douma

Wait how did you get

my number

Y/N

teacher gave it to me

im not a creep I

swear 🙄✋

Douma

Lmao okay see you at six

Y/N

cya

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I put my phone down and checked the time. It was 4:30 pm so I had time before I needed to drive over there. I decided to go pick out clothes since, well, I want to look nice in front of my long-time crush. Although this is supposed to be casual, I wanted him to look at me and think I'm beautiful. It can't be helped, this man is my addiction.

I opened up my closet and picked out a f/c blouse and a flowy red skirt. I removed my school uniform but kept my black, thigh-high tights on. After replacing my school clothes with the outfit I picked out, I walked over to my vanity.

"Hmm... what hairstyle should I do?" I thought to myself. I decided on doing a high ponytail and leaving my front strands out to frame my face. When I finished doing my hair I took a good look at myself in the mirror. My blouse was neatly tucked into my high-waisted skirt and my tights were hidden securely underneath my skirt.

My outfit was casual but nice at the same time. I smiled, happy with how I looked. "Maybe I should wear my earrings." I debated whether or not I want to put them on. "Eh, why not." I grabbed my moon-shaped earrings and put them on my ears.

"There we go." I said out loud. I checked the time to see an hour has passed. "Ehhh?? I took that long?" I thought confusedly. I grabbed my bag, since it has notes I could use to help Douma, and ran out the door.

I hopped in my car and put Douma's address into its GPS system. On the way there I found myself freaking out. I mean, I'm literally going to my crush's fucking house right now! How could I not freak out? "I'm so excited yet at the same time so nervous."

"I really hope I don't end up annoying him..." I was worried he'd not like me and I'd ruin my chances with him. "Well I shouldn't dwell on it, it's not like this is a date or anything, it's just tutoring."

The GPS said I was here so I pulled over to the side and parked. I found myself in front of a large apartment building and sweatdropped. "I hope he doesn't have roommates... seeing as he lives in an apartment."

I texted him that I was here, then took my bag and got out of the car, locking it to make sure it doesn't get stolen. "Wait... what room number is he?" I deadpanned. "This man really doesn't know how to tell someone the information they need."

I was about to text him again to ask what his room number was when someone called my name. I turned around and saw Douma running up to me. "Y/N! Y/N! you're finally here let's go!" He took my hand and dragged me inside.

I blushed from the contact. "U-um..." I stuttered out. "So, before we go up I do have a roommate, his name is Akaza and he's a bully." He rolled his eyes. "But don't worry he's out with his girlfriend, Koyuki, so we'll have the apartment to ourselves." He stopped in front of a door and quickly pushed me inside.

"Here we are! Make yourself at home." He walked over to a couch and plopped down on it. I sat down next to him a good distance away and opened up my bag, getting some notes and papers for math.

"So... what are you struggling with in math?" I asked. He shrugged in return. "I honestly don't know, I thought I was doing good in everything but I guess not." I sweatdropped at his answer. "Ah.. okay well if you don't know what you need help on then I really don't know how to tutor you..." I scratched the back of my head.

"Then let's do something else instead of studying!" Douma suggested. "Eh? Like what?" I tilted my head as I asked. Douma's cheeks were tinted with pink after my reaction. "What about... hide and seek tag!" He clasped his hands together.

I deadpanned. "Isn't that a game for kids..?" He chuckled at me. "You're never too old for anything! I'll be it first okay? Go hide nothing's off-limits." I nodded and ran out of the living room as he counted. I opened the first door down the hall and found myself in what seemed to be the master bedroom.

"Ahh... where to hide..." I looked around and saw the nightstand had a cabinet that could fit my petite form. I crawled in the cabinet just as I heard Douma yell. "Time's up! I'm coming Y/N!" After he said that it was eerily quiet. "It's like a fucking horror movie." I thought.

Suddenly I heard the door creek open and I held my breath. "Y/N~ are you in here?" He said, dragging out your name for effect. My heart was pounding in suspense as I heard his footsteps come closer. "Under the bed?" He stopped in front of the nightstand and presumably check under the bed. "Guess not... what about the cabinet in the nightstand?"

As soon as I heard that I bolted out of the cabinet and dodged his attempt to tag me. "I knew it! You're done for now." He laughed as he chased after me. "Nooo! Get away." I laughed along. I looked behind me as I ran down the hall and saw him getting closer.

"Hey! Y/N watch out!" I heard him yell as his eyes widened. I looked back in front of me and ran headfirst into a door. "Oww..." I fell back on my butt and felt tears well up in my eyes. "That hurts like a bitch." I clutched my forehead in pain.

"Y/N! Are you alright?" Douma crouched down next to me and looked at me in worry. "Yeah, I'm fine, it just hurts and I feel dizzy." I responded. "Here I'll go get you some ice." He got up and hurried to the kitchen. I heard the fridge door open and Douma muttering to himself.

He came back with an ice pack in hand and held it to my forehead. I blushed from the close proximity and quietly thanked him. He smiled at my shyness and helped me up. "Do you want to stay the night? It's late and I let you get hurt so it's the least I can do." He asked. "U-Um if you don't mind..." I didn't really want to drive home at night, it gave me chills just thinking about it.

"It's fine! You can take the guest bedroom." He gently pulled me along to a room and opened the door. "Here it is, if you need anything you can find me in the living room most likely." He handed me the ice pack and smiled. "Thank you for your help." I bowed. "Ah, it's nothing." He waved it off.

I felt my dizziness get stronger and I held my head and squinted. "You okay?" He asked, tilting his head. "Y-Yeah I'm just really dizzy." I answered. My knees buckled and I lost my footing. Thankfully Douma was there to catch me. "Oh my, I really hope you don't have a concussion or something." I was suddenly too tired to respond.

He picked me up bridal style and sat me down on the bed. "Stay here I'll try to find some medicine for your dizziness." He left the room. Although my mind felt like it was on anesthesia, I was still able to freak out about the fact Douma carried me like that. Through my drowsy state, I silently fangirled. "I'm back." He handed me a glass of water and a small pill. "It'll help you, take it." He smiled at me.

"Thank you." I whispered, before taking the pill. Building up my courage, I grabbed the hem of his shirt. He looked at me, clearly confused. "U-Um.. could you stay with me until I fall asleep." I asked shyly, avoiding his gaze.

He smiled warmly and nodded. "Sure thing Y/N-chan." He sat down next to me and I plopped my head into his lap. He chuckled at my behavior. I closed my eyes as I felt him petting my head affectionately. He pulled a blanket over my petite form and continued petting my hair. "Goodnight Y/N," and under his breath, I swear I heard the words, "I love you."

Sleep captured me before I could question whether or not I heard correctly. But nevertheless, it made me feel warm.

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#Douma #kny #kimetsunoyaiba #demonslayer #fanfic #Oneshot #douma x reader #reader insert

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tomstanleyy · 4 years

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happy 1st (belated) birthday sweetener!!!!!!🥺🤩can’t lie this fic is my main source of happiness so just wanna day a big fat thank you to miss @keepingupwiththeparkers for that! i feel like i’m like this fics..... godmother.....? or something like that i dunno, either way i’m definitely waaay to invested in this story but sometimes it be like that😌😌 anyway, i just wanted to say some of my fave bits and/or chapters bc i mean....... godmother duties✌🏼 (the fact i have fully claimed the title as godmother of a fan fiction is flashing neon-light sign that i am too invested but idgaf x)

the mood board is so hella sexy so that’s fun

speaking of sexy…... barista!tom in the first chapter HELLO KIND SIR

never have i ever, i mean just FUCK OFF? MAYBE? i dunno? go awaY? it’s just like there first like interaction that ISNT at the cafe and it’s so perfecto!!!!!!! him moving her out the way with his hand on her back MMMmMmmMmM and then the weird tention between them with the game OH AND when he thinks she there bc she wants to get with haz and he’s lowkey pissed off;) ugh DIVINE KATIE

lmao chance encounters, BOY!!!!!!!! his mini panic in the door way jsjsks and then like the whole viBeS i dunno!!!!!! cute!!!!! OMG and when he’s staring at her and harrison kicks him!! NOooooo!!!!! n then tom pouring his tea away just so he can see her for a minute….. the softest boy eva. it’s not up for debate

the one at the library is just like….. a classic😍 OK yano the selfie tom put on his story with messy hair and grumpy face? ya i wanna see that pls thank you. she brings him coffee and they watch MEMEZ!!!!!!!!!!! i die :( and then THEY HOLD PINKES FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!! N THEN THE LITTLEST CUTEST KISS EVER byeee byeeeeee

Wishful Thinking and Words of Wisdom… yo the convo between haz and tom in this chapter is so important to me lmaooo like there banta and shit just makes me so happy bc there not prick there just…… Dumb Boys u no? OOoohH and ofc his sex dream about her which NEEDS to be brought up again!!!!! and then him trying not to look at that little bit of skin where the blanket had ridden down and trying not to look at her pants when she moved her leg in the carrrrr!!! and the cheek kiss jsjsj!! just too good and too much crying to be done over it

The Snap is like as they said “what got it all going” lmaoooo OKAY can i just say the fact she didn’t fucking explode when he replyed with THAT photo and ‘gorgeous x’ is a miracle imo🤷‍♀️

aw omgggg Look At Me Now…… SO CUTE🥺 like it all flowed so well (so do the other chapters but this had like quite a lot of dialogue in it i think and it was just like …. smooth af) toms lol scene in the bathroom is so fucking funny to me bc i love he and his thought prosess lmao and then the Holding Hands Dilemma hahahahahah AND THE RUDE MAN WHO DIDNT SAY THANK YOU!!!! the thought of them in there little outfits walking up to the bus stop holding hands is…… too much. and then……….. the kiss…… just……. THE kiss. where he moves her hair and her lips r all sparkly and just it’s so perfect and i cry

okaY…….. Hoodie and Hormones…… they🥺 it’s just like them being all drunk and cute and when she walks up to him and he goes all 😍🤤 and his pals are all oiiiiiii lmao and there kiss at the bar 😰 nah😰 and at the end where he gives her his hoodie and like has his hand on her hip under it :(((( stop i cannot :((((

i mean………. the nineteenth hole….. katie katie KATIE!! you went HARD (so did he👀) firstly, the golf bit is so nice like them chatting away and him looking at her bum and her touching his bum oop and then like OMG him putting his hand on the headrest when he reverses lmaooooo heee!!!........ and then like…… my life changed forever🙃🙃bc i still havent recovered tbf…… there’s too much to say bc it’s all my fave part!!!! he was just so like reassuring and like safe but also like S E X Y lmaooo

awakenings….. she was a lowkey stressful one phahaha but also high key cute and sexyyyy like they wake up spooning (him squashing her) mand after weewees they have more snuggles and then…… he goes down on her and like she’s in her sexy little pj set and it’s all too much lol…… but then he suddenly HaS tO gO hOmE!!!! n then she sees Kim’s instagram and that he’s with her and DUN DUN DUN……. gonna have to wait a fucking month and a half to find out what happens🥰🥰 (i’m joking ily)

*longest month and a half of my life over* QUESTIONS AND ANWSERS!!!!!!!!! okay this was a cutie tho :((( he got his hair cut which was sad but also not bc FFH PRESS HAIR HELLO!!!! they have a little smooch and then he has boner and then she’s like NOPE HOW MANY PEOPLE WAS UR DICK IN BEFORE IT WAS IN ME HUH? but yh i do love he had a semi while they where having a deep chat lmaoo but ALSO his soft Boy was showing when he was talking about that weird date and she was playing with his hands 😭😭leave me alone. cya. OMG n then sexy times…… this was very GOOD sexy times bc it had been a while for them lol…… n then the pizza man came and then she feel asleep on him and then i stop so i can sob xxxxx

oooh deja vu!!!!!!! she was a long boy but a very good boy also, tom being a brave soul in the library lmao and then the smut was like Legendury lmao bc they went on the floor OOH and when she had already come like twice and he flipped her over like ME NOW PLS!! it was just all in all a 100000/10 chapter rly

taste of freedom was when i feel like they got close close like THAT was when they knew they where gonna be like besties as well🥺like eating maccies in the car and then tom couldn’t come in bc he knew he would fall asleep and he had exams the next day. uwu. ooooop i loveee this smut lmao it’s just very good lol. the angles he be hitting at also where fun and spicey so ya OMG when he holds her legs down i just wanna screammmmnmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg and then they have a lil nap and a cuddle :((( which was just too far and too painful for me

good vibes and good times….. she was a vibe wasn’t she (literally not even a bit funny)...... but yh like she’s pm sat on him on the sofa which is all snuggley n then smooches with his hand like in her hair and then his FACE when he finds It polite cat mode lmaoo and then he’s being a little shit when he won’t give it back to her!!!!! n then when they meet at the club they have a big hug and then they eat chips togther and she can’t stop looking at the little devil horns in his hair lnao mood tho

hOKAYY falling, falling is a cracker bc i risked my life to fights for toms blow job lmao ur welcome boy x but yes very nice kt although the phone call at the end was a bit 👀👀but they’re cool it’s all cool

erm clarity was just offensive lmao like THE SMUT was just RUDE and i’m still SAD about it quite frankly 😌 tom being all sweaty when they have the Chat and him wheeling across the floor lmao but then like the smut and him going down on her YO AND THEN ‘can i smack ur arse’ IM NOW ONE WITH THE CLOUDS!!!!! CYA!!!! aw okay but then the shower smooches and his CURLY HAIR and at the end chilling and talking about rugby when she’s playing with his hair😭noooooooooo

omg ok i just reread trial and error and Okay u KnOw i adore sleepy tom 🥺🥺 hes just so babie!!!!! her saying to him ‘early night for you then’ get the fuck out of here!!!!!!! and then the HELLO KISS I CRY!!!!! n then obvs like …. THE WHOLE SMUT YES PLS!! especially him being so comforting when she’s like not sure AND later when he’s like i’m sorry i’m tired and hungover and she’s like it’s okayyyyyy! *sobs* n then somone comes home and tom is going to explode lmao and then he like collapses her and she’s like help i can’t breathe :( and then he spoons her and has a little sleep,,,,,, it’s safe to say i’m very upset

katie….. you know my thoughts on the match but i swear i will never shut up about it lmao i’m so sorry…….. everything is so uwu like snuggle in the morning and then the sweetest sexy times EVA and then tom wanting to be invisible when her and haz are talking lmao that still cracks me up…….. and then like i take a break so i can go to the bathroom and cry 😭😭 bc babie got a booboo!!!!!!!&!& but fr ‘she’s my girlfriend’ just made me wanna yeet of a bridge stg AND THEN THE WAITING ROOM SCENE!! OFC!!!!! HELP?!?! n then the forehead kiss and then 🥺😍😍🥺🥺🥺😍🥺😍🥺😍🥺😭😭😭😭😍🥺

#im chatting from my arse as per #lol

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internetdetectives · 5 years

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11/10/19 - Chat with Erika

Erika_XP💚 2:14 AM: “Anyone online?”

Deadhead 2:40 AM: “no”

(...)

Erika_XP💚 5:59 PM: "Good morning everyone”

ToddThotBOT 5:59 PM: "Good morning.”

Erika_XP💚 6:00 PM: "Who is todd?”

ToddThotBOT 6:00 PM: ":toddpwease:”

otherLiam 6:00 PM: "todd howard”

ToddThotBOT 6:00 PM: ":toddlasers:”

otherLiam 6:00 PM: "the bethesda guy”

ToddThotBOT 6:00 PM: ":toddalien:”

Erika_XP💚 6:00 PM: "Are you some sort of beast sent by regiminis?”

otherLiam 6:00 PM: "he's a bot, don't worry about him”

otherLiam 6:00 PM: "he's just a joke”

Erika_XP💚 6:00 PM: "oh”

otherLiam 6:00 PM: "lmao”

Erika_XP💚 6:00 PM: "I feel silly now ^^”

Erika_XP💚 6:00 PM: "Tyler has not been on at all today =[“

otherLiam 6:01 PM: "he's usually not”

otherLiam 6:01 PM: "what with being part of a supernatural amalgamation and all”

Erika_XP💚 6:02 PM: "I miss him and I hope he will be ok tomorrow”

Densgivin 6:02 PM: "69”

ToddThotBOT 6:02 PM: "Nice.”

otherLiam 6:02 PM: "he's been part of a supernatural amalgamation for a few months now”

otherLiam 6:02 PM: "i doubt he'll be okay tomorrow”

otherLiam 6:02 PM: "but that's sorta the object of the game, is to keep him safe”

Densgivin 6:03 PM: "Also lol good morning here it is like 6 pm”

/Mr. Circle\ 6:07 PM: "Give me my goddamn color back my dad works at discord i will get you banned”

Densgivin 6:07 PM: "D:”

Xenquility 6:26 PM: "Now that Yugi is gone, I feel like someone has to say this”

Xenquility 6:26 PM: "0”

otherLiam 6:26 PM: "aaaa”

Xenquility 6:27 PM: "happy 11/11 spain”

ARGdov 6:27 PM: "rip”

otherLiam 6:27 PM: "(still 6 hours till it happens forreal)”

Xenquility 6:27 PM: "Wait Liam you're in est?”

otherLiam 6:27 PM: "no”

otherLiam 6:27 PM: "the game is tho”

ARGdov 6:27 PM: "9 over here in LA”

Xenquility 6:27 PM: "It is?”

ARGdov 6:27 PM: "and yeah”

ARGdov 6:27 PM: "oh wait”

ARGdov 6:27 PM: "Im not in LA anymore lol”

ARGdov 6:27 PM: "in California”

otherLiam 6:27 PM: "i am”

otherLiam 6:27 PM: "dov come get a beer”

Xenquility 6:28 PM: "Oh cool florida is est”

Xenquility 6:28 PM: "I totally knew that”

ARGdov 6:28 PM: "wait Liam your from LA?”

ARGdov 6:28 PM: "niiiice”

otherLiam 6:28 PM: "i live in santa monica yeah”

ARGdov 6:28 PM: "we should next time Im in town then for sure”

ARGdov 6:28 PM: "niiiice”

Xenquility 6:28 PM: "Imagine not having free health care”

otherLiam 6:28 PM: "yeet”

otherLiam 6:28 PM: "imagine not having free speech”

Xenquility 6:29 PM: "(I'm making a joke don't turn this political please)”

otherLiam 6:29 PM: "(also a joke)”

Xenquility 6:29 PM: "Excuse me but both of our governments are part of the five eyes alliance or whatever”

otherLiam 6:29 PM: "i’ll have you know that gets shot”

Xenquility 6:29 PM: "Wait wha- Random heart attack”

otherLiam 6:29 PM: "lowkey actually survived a school shooting so i get to make that joke”

Xenquility 6:30 PM: "Oh god”

ARGdov 6:30 PM: "jesus”

/Mr. Circle\ 6:38 PM: "I am actually a top secret whistleblower for the [commits suicide in prison]”

otherLiam 6:38 PM: "#circledidntkillhimself”

Xenquility 6:39 PM: "How the hell did you come up with the name circlehunter”

Erika_XP💚 6:39 PM: "I actually know about Tylers (steps into traffic)”

/Mr. Circle\ 6:39 PM: "Ripped off a book series”

Erika_XP💚 6:40 PM: "Im sorry did my bad joke just ruin the conversation flow ^^;”

Xenquility 6:40 PM: "It was actually so bad it went back in time and burned down the house of some random guy”

Xenquility 6:40 PM: "Whose name was possibly John”

Eevee Reborn 6:41 PM: "Yes it did. You murdered this entire conversation”

Eevee Reborn 6:41 PM: "/Him\ > Tyler”

/Mr. Circle\ 6:43 PM: "AM I A JOKE”

/Mr. Circle\ 6:43 PM: "GIVE ME THE COLOR, GOD”

Erika_XP💚 6:44 PM: "who is /him?”

Erika_XP💚 6:44 PM: "oh wait”

Erika_XP💚 6:44 PM: "you mean /Patrem?”

/Mr. Circle\ 6:44 PM: "/he\ is the one true father”

/Mr. Circle\ 6:44 PM: "that's right”

/Mr. Circle\ 6:44 PM: "it's /me\”

Erika_XP💚 6:44 PM: "oh my lord I am not allowed to type this demons true name completely”

Xenquility 6:44 PM: "/he\ is /papi\”

/Mr. Circle\ 6:45 PM: "You are all my children, and I love you equally”

Erika_XP💚 6:45 PM: "He is a purple fart cloud if ever I saw one”

Eevee Reborn 6:46 PM: "Ok, someone kick this chick”

/Mr. Circle\ 6:57 PM: "i'm not spookin anymore just to letyou know”

/Mr. Circle\ 6:57 PM: "but like”

/Mr. Circle\ 6:57 PM: "i can't get blinded by the light out of my head aaaaa”

ARGdov 7:24 PM: "Patrem is Daddy”

ARGdov 7:24 PM: "take me daddy”

ARGdov 7:24 PM: "make me your bitch and take over my body oWo”

otherLiam 11:53 PM: "on the left is greth, on the right is patrem”

Xenquility 12:01 AM: "Happy undecim nocte”

Xenquility 12:01 AM: "Seeya in the morning”

otherLiam 12:01 AM: "oh shit u rite”

otherLiam 12:01 AM: "time for shit to go down”

Wolfcat 12:02 AM: ":jack_o_lantern:”

otherLiam 12:02 AM: "No.”

otherLiam 12:02 AM: "Bad.”

Wolfcat 12:02 AM: ":jack_o_lantern: “

Wolfcat 12:02 AM: ":ass:”

otherLiam 12:02 AM: ":crikMad:”

Wolfcat 12:03 AM: ":confounded: “

Wolfcat 12:03 AM: ":ass:”

otherLiam 12:03 AM: ":octoYAM: "ERO:”

Erika_XP💚 12:03 AM: "I will not be able to sleep a bit for at least the next 24 hours”

otherLiam 12:04 AM: ":lytWIPED:”

Wolfcat 12:04 AM: ":hand: :dork: :hando:”

ADULT_LINK 12:04 AM: ":ass:”

ADULT_LINK 12:04 AM: ":turboass:”

otherLiam 12:05 AM: ":crikPls::crikNo::jack_o_lantern:”

Wolfcat 12:05 AM: "when your ass has an ass”

Wolfcat 12:05 AM: "i think ive seen some furry art like that actually”

Wolfcat 12:05 AM: "im not a furry tho”

otherLiam 12:05 AM: "wolf be like”

Wolfcat 12:05 AM: "damn rl shiki”

ADULT_LINK 12:05 AM: "where are those plsno emotes from?”

otherLiam 12:06 AM: "criken”

Xenquility 12:06 AM: "what's a criken”

otherLiam 12:06 AM: "a streamer/youtuber”

Wolfcat 12:06 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gckgKU7cQw”

ADULT_LINK 12:06 AM: "weird, i thought i was in crikens discord”

ADULT_LINK 12:06 AM: "wait”

ADULT_LINK 12:06 AM: "i am in his discord”

ADULT_LINK 12:06 AM: "what”

ADULT_LINK 12:06 AM: "where are his emotes”

otherLiam 12:07 AM: "https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f-nXNfBTznE”

Wolfcat 12:07 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ryq8ffVFz0”

Erika_XP💚 12:07 AM: "Good luck today Tyler @IIIII :green_heart:”

otherLiam 12:08 AM: "twewy’s ost is so good”

Xenquility 12:14 AM: "@Wolfcat Did you change the channels name”

Wolfcat 12:15 AM: "yea”

Xenquility 12:15 AM: "K good”

Wolfcat 12:15 AM: "cause all the others have emojis”

otherLiam 12:15 AM: "Are we dead”

otherLiam 12:15 AM: "is this hell”

Xenquility 12:15 AM: "We're not dead”

Xenquility 12:15 AM: "We're still in the dreammmm”

Xenquility 12:15 AM: "Anyways gtg sleep”

Xenquility 12:15 AM: "Cya”

otherLiam 12:15 AM: "guys yugi got us”

Wolfcat 12:16 AM: "do you want to know the truth behind yugi's identity?”

otherLiam 12:16 AM: "How much do you know about runes?”

Wolfcat 12:16 AM: "spell his name backwards”

ADULT_LINK 12:17 AM: "iguy”

Wolfcat 12:18 AM: "he is a guy”

PAKO 2:05 AM: "wolfcat is here again”

otherLiam 2:05 AM: "we noticed”

PAKO 2:05 AM: "me not haha”

ADULT_LINK 2:26 AM: "its almost like he never even left”

Jos 2:38 AM: "Tbh”

Jos 2:38 AM: "The canibal part was the funniest”

otherLiam 3:07 AM: "dov’s reaction was priceless”

Erika_XP💚 3:37 AM: "Whoopsies I think I was posting in the wrong channel”

Erika_XP💚 3:37 AM: "@Mediom Loli Snek Hello there are you excited about 11/11 today? I can't wait to figure out how Tyler will get out of this one!”

Erika_XP💚 3:37 AM: "@ADULT_LINK how about you?”

Erika_XP💚 3:37 AM: "@Scrublord your name made me giggle and I can't believe it is basically 11/11 now and no one is talking about anything”

ADULT_LINK 3:47 AM: "yeah i'm interested in whats gonna happen”

ADULT_LINK 3:47 AM: "hopefully i dont sleep until 5 PM: " again tho”

ADULT_LINK 3:47 AM: "wait shit i have a lawyer i'm gonna be talking to so i cant really do that”

Erika_XP💚 3:50 AM: "A lawyer? Are things well in your life?”

ADULT_LINK 3:52 AM: "oh yeah you're new”

ADULT_LINK 3:52 AM: "on halloween my freinds and i got hit by a drunk driver”

Erika_XP💚 3:55 AM: "I know that is horrible I have known so many people who have died in auto accidents”

Erika_XP💚 3:55 AM: "Well from my heart I am happy to know you after the fact rather than just as a line of text on a wiki.”

Erika_XP💚 3:55 AM: "someone linked me the wiki earlier and I have been reading a little bit”

Erika_XP💚 3:55 AM: "I think I actually saw your name in it earlier”

ADULT_LINK 3:58 AM: "yeah , i've been around in the community for a long time”

Erika_XP💚 3:59 AM: "How long have you known Tyler?”

ADULT_LINK 4:01 AM: "i have a horrible memory, but i think around like. 2015? idk”

Erika_XP💚 4:01 AM: "I feel like I have known Tyler forever even though I just started watching him for abou”

Erika_XP💚 4:01 AM: "Oh wow”

Erika_XP💚 4:01 AM: "For a moment I was worried I was being challenged in my love for Mr.Silentdork however then I realized”

Erika_XP💚 4:01 AM: "Well never mind I wont say that, that would be silly >///>”

Erika_XP💚 4:01 AM: "I will say this I bet I have seen more silentdork videos than you”

Erika_XP💚 4:01 AM: "I have so many things prepared to alert me when something happens on his channel”

ADULT_LINK 4:05 AM: "...huh”

ADULT_LINK 4:05 AM: "kindof a bold thing to bet but yeah, i've missed quite a few videos so, maybe”

Erika_XP💚 4:07 AM: "Would you like to see a secret silent dork video I bet no one has ever seen?”

ADULT_LINK 4:07 AM: "sure”

Erika_XP💚 4:08 AM: "I dont often share these when I have them because I always assume he must be hiding them for a reason”

Erika_XP💚 4:08 AM: "Or that regiminis or one of his friends might have placed a curse of some kind on it for all I know”

Erika_XP💚 4:08 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8up-ngPKZw”

Erika_XP💚 4:08 AM: "Some people got to see this one but I bet you did not”

Erika_XP💚 4:08 AM: "It was pretty spooky ^^”

ADULT_LINK 4:10 AM: "oh yeah i remember that one”

ADULT_LINK 4:10 AM: "i liked a few of the comments on that, so i know i've seen it before”

Erika_XP💚 4:11 AM: "Alright I was just playing around on that one.”

Erika_XP💚 4:11 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9qHHiBTq0U”

Erika_XP💚 4:11 AM: "This one is a bit more secret I think based on the numbers”

Erika_XP💚 4:11 AM: "I bet you never saw this!”

ADULT_LINK 4:13 AM: "hmm”

ADULT_LINK 4:13 AM: "not sure if i remember this one, but i know at the very least the group has seen it, theres a translation of the ciphers by our youtube channel in the comments”

Erika_XP💚 4:16 AM: "I know I must have something you all do not”

Erika_XP💚 4:16 AM: "I thought I was just some weird girl who really likes Tyler

but I guess I should have expected there to be people out there who know what the important things are in life”

Erika_XP💚 4:16 AM: "Alright I feel weird about sharing this one because it kind of spooks me a bit”

Erika_XP💚 4:16 AM: "but I just want to make sure its as secret as I kind of thought it was”

Erika_XP💚 4:16 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAZW2Co15Bk”

ADULT_LINK 4:21 AM: "oh my god is that one of the old roblox videos”

ADULT_LINK 4:21 AM: "haha nice i almost forgot about those”

Erika_XP💚 4:21 AM: "Roblox?”

ADULT_LINK 4:21 AM: "yeah, the thing in the video is a roblox map with a lot of filters on it”

Erika_XP💚 4:23 AM: "Oh I just was not sure what roblox was at first”

Erika_XP💚 4:23 AM: "Please see through this. He always does this kind of thing to throw everyone off. It happened once before back in april 2012. There is always Methods to the madness. This is one of the only times I think I of the 3 will be able to speak without my symbols the way I had to set them up. Please stay alert.”

Erika_XP💚 4:23 AM: "He said this to someone in a comment”

Erika_XP💚 4:23 AM: "But I cant be sure what it means or if it is him for real”

ADULT_LINK 4:26 AM: "huh.”

ADULT_LINK 4:26 AM: "i wonder if some of those old videos have any relevance to the ||||| stuff”

ADULT_LINK 4:26 AM: "wait that was from a few months ago”

ADULT_LINK 4:26 AM: "god july feels like ages ago, i dont remember what was going on in the arg back then at al lmao”

Erika_XP💚 4:33 AM: "Oh darn I was going to get one he had unlisted from a really really long time ago but now its set to private. I am sure I have it downloaded somewhere but Im out on my laptop right now.”

Erika_XP💚 4:33 AM: "oooo”

Erika_XP💚 4:33 AM: "I have one thing I could share”

Erika_XP💚 4:33 AM: ">.>”

Erika_XP💚 4:33 AM: "<.<”

Erika_XP💚 4:33 AM: "but this is special to me”

ADULT_LINK 4:36 AM: "i've got a few unlisted vids bookmarked from when ooc tyler was really into monika from ddlc”

Erika_XP💚 4:37 AM: "If I show this video I will have to delete it afterwards because I want to keep it kind of secret and special in my heart for a little while longer”

ADULT_LINK 4:38 AM: "ooh?”

Erika_XP💚 4:38 AM: "ok I am nervous”

Erika_XP💚 4:38 AM: "But also sad because he turned the chat off so you cant see what was said”

Erika_XP💚 4:38 AM: "But also relieved because I think I would die if anyone saw what I said”

Erika_XP💚 4:38 AM: "Ok Ill post it for a moment”

ADULT_LINK 4:41 AM: "oh dude i remember that fuckin stream”

ADULT_LINK 4:41 AM: "i complimented his shirt”

ADULT_LINK 4:41 AM: "or, at the very least one of the other streams from that day”

ADULT_LINK 4:41 AM: "i think there were a few tests?”

Erika_XP💚 4:42 AM: "I jumped in and I think he was testing out how to make it work and then I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN TALKING TO ME WHEN I CAME IN AND STARTED TALKING IN THE CHAT”

Erika_XP💚 4:42 AM: "AAASASDFDASFASDFA”

ADULT_LINK 4:43 AM: "nice :thumb:”

Erika_XP💚 4:44 AM: "I love his voice so much I bet when he sings in private it sounds gorgeous.”

Erika_XP💚 4:44 AM: "Or atleast I imagine he sings in private”

Scrublord 6:03 AM: "I know this is late but”

Scrublord 6:03 AM: "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/317446131586170880/508079274398449666/68747470733a2f2f63646e2e646973636f72646170702e636f6d2f6174746163686d656e74732f3331373434363133313538.gif

Erika_XP💚 6:21 AM: "@Scrublord hello there it was just me saying your name gave me a little giggle”

Scrublord 6:21 AM: "Ok lol”

Erika_XP💚 6:22 AM: "Are you a big fan of silentdork?”

Erika_XP💚 6:22 AM: "More importantly @Scrublord have you ever spoken to tyler before? I think I kind of did once, not counting yesterday when I think he might have been possesed or something.”

Scrublord 6:24 AM: "Well kind of yea”

ADULT_LINK 6:25 AM: "the original title of this video from when i bookmarked it is "Sick ass remix for that nigga scrub"

ADULT_LINK 6:25 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAZl4NAcDNg”

ADULT_LINK 6:25 AM: "so”

ADULT_LINK 6:25 AM: "lmao”

Scrublord 6:26 AM: "XD”

Erika_XP💚 6:26 AM: "Oh wow Tyler is friends with you?!”

Scrublord 6:26 AM: "Well yes”

Erika_XP💚 6:26 AM: "You are basically famous in my eyes”

Scrublord 6:27 AM: "Epic lol”

Scrublord 6:27 AM: "OMG THAT VID”

Scrublord 6:27 AM: "XD”

Scrublord 6:27 AM: "I just remembered XD”

Scrublord 6:27 AM: "Wait did he made it lore lol?”

ADULT_LINK 6:27 AM: "honestly this is still my fav pic of tyler”

ADULT_LINK 6:27 AM: "nah i dont think that video is canon at all, i just bookmarked it cuz i figured it'd be funny in the far future”

ADULT_LINK 6:27 AM: "guess i was sorta right?”

Erika_XP💚 6:29 AM: "He is such a cutie >//>;”

Scrublord 6:29 AM: "It definitely is lmao”

Scrublord 6:29 AM: "Anyways you seemed like a huge fan @Erika_XP💚 “

Scrublord 6:29 AM: "Idk if you already saw it but here's a JID related thing I made 2 years ago”

Scrublord 6:29 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9AHUEbigHM”

Erika_XP💚 6:33 AM: "@Scrublord I just laughed so hard I think I woke people up”

Scrublord 6:34 AM: "lmao”

Erika_XP💚 6:40 AM: "Sorry if I am bothering you a lot but what was the last thing Tyler said to you @Scrublord ? Was he Angry like he was here yesterday?”

Erika_XP💚 6:40 AM: "I am trying to decide if he is possesed or something”

Scrublord 6:41 AM: "I haven't talked to him for a while now”

Scrublord 6:41 AM: "But I think he is”

Scrublord 6:41 AM: "Usually he's chill af”

Erika_XP💚 6:41 AM: "How was he last time he spoke to you?”

Scrublord 6:41 AM: "Well this is the last thing he said”

Scrublord 6:41 AM: "Oh shit i---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------”

Erika_XP💚 6:42 AM: "wat”

Scrublord 6:42 AM: "He was about to tell me a secret code to rekt Kevin or some shit”

Erika_XP💚 6:42 AM: "WAIT WHAT!?”

Erika_XP💚 6:42 AM: "I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HE SAID WORD FOR WORD”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "But then he's just gone”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "This is a few months ago but here's what he said”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "in telling you this you have learned something that will truly be one of the final puzzles to all of this”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "I used to straight up log in and tell these people I loved them on a semi daily basis”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "this bond and the ones that extend across all of the spans of hubris and without it”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "will call the magic that can break this curse”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "that much I know”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "We are nearing the end of a decade”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "a decade plagued by a darkness we have had a great joy in fighting

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "it will come to an end and we will enjoy again a golden time”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "this secret I have told you”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "carry it with you my compatriot, I feel you will know in your heart when is the right time to reveal it to them if you follow this journey”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "should you so desire”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "most importantly of all”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "nigga I am about to tell yo ass the secret code to fucking reck kevins shit because no one figured it out”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "all these fucking years”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "and oh my fucking god I am still dying that no one ever came close to stumbling onto this after like 6 fucking years”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "Oh shit i---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------”

Erika_XP💚 6:45 AM: "ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!?”

Scrublord 6:45 AM: "Yes”

Scrublord 6:45 AM: "But I haven't heard from him since”

Erika_XP💚 6:46 AM: "@everyone”

Erika_XP💚 6:46 AM: "wait oh god”

Erika_XP💚 6:46 AM: "OH NO I DID NOT MEAN TO DO THAT”

Erika_XP💚 6:46 AM: "I AM SO SORRY”

Scrublord 6:46 AM: "But this was ages ago”

Erika_XP💚 6:46 AM: "OH GOD OH GOD”

Erika_XP💚 6:46 AM: "OH GOD”

Scrublord 6:46 AM: "The message was from 08/09/2019”

Erika_XP💚 6:47 AM: "IM SORRY FOR DOING THAT EVERYONE PING I WAS JUST REALLY EXCITED”

Erika_XP💚 6:47 AM: "Oh”

Erika_XP💚 6:47 AM: "I dont know why I was expecting a rush of anger to come forth”

Scrublord 6:48 AM: "Well idk what I just said and idk if Lunar Children or Kevin or some shit might come after me now”

Scrublord 6:48 AM: "Imma go load my Glock and go exercise now”

Erika_XP💚 6:49 AM: "You sound like such a adventerous lad”

Erika_XP💚 6:49 AM: "Surely no match for my Tyler though. I doubt you battle cults, but you must be a very cool person for him to consider you a friend and tell you something that amazing.”

Erika_XP💚 6:49 AM: "I just realized I think the @ everyone feature just does not work”

Erika_XP💚 6:49 AM: "I feel like people should know this”

ADULT_LINK 6:52 AM: "the ping didnt actually go thru, not everyone has @everyone perms”

ADULT_LINK 6:52 AM: "oh wait you just realised that”

ADULT_LINK 6:52 AM: "shit i'm slow”

Scrublord 6:53 AM: "Im normally just a shitposter but I joined the ID because I was working on a case of my own about my sister”

Erika_XP💚 6:53 AM: "by this I do not mean @everyone I mean the thing scrub just told me Tyler said”

Erika_XP💚 6:53 AM: "Oh no what happened to your sister”

Erika_XP💚 6:53 AM: "is she faring well?”

Scrublord 6:54 AM: "She just posted some weird codes on Twitter and I asked the ID to help me crack the code”

Scrublord 6:54 AM: "Don't worry it isn't related to JID”

Erika_XP💚 7:04 AM: "Well I'll still worry for you because I assume tyler must care about you too”

Erika_XP💚 7:04 AM: "@Upd8”

Erika_XP💚 7:04 AM: "through process of elimination I think I worked out a logic in my head that explains this must be what is here in place of @everyone”

Erika_XP💚 7:04 AM: "this scrublord man is very important and Tyler was trying to tell him how to beat Kevin who I always had a feeling was really regiminis”

Scrublord 7:11 AM: "Well he really do, and vice versa for me”

Erika_XP💚 7:20 AM: "@Scrublord I have to get to bed its getting kind of late. But I am glad I got to speak to you and learn what I did.”

Erika_XP💚 7:20 AM: "I hope I get to talk to you again soon”

Erika_XP💚 7:20 AM: "doctor: you have 2 seconds to live”

Erika_XP💚 7:20 AM: "Me:”

Erika_XP💚 7:20 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkYAdJHN5X4&feature=youtu.be”

Erika_XP💚 7:20 AM: "plays this video twice”

Erika_XP💚 7:20 AM: "sorry I just wanted to be goofy for a moment”

Xenquility 8:27 AM: "Why the hell was upd8 @'d””

Densgivin 8:27 AM: "Lol”

Densgivin 8:27 AM: "Also mornin pals”

Densgivin 8:27 AM: "How r u xen”

Xenquility 8:27 AM: "Top o the mornin to ya”

Xenquility 8:27 AM: "Not bad. You?”

Densgivin 8:27 AM: "Fine”

Densgivin 8:27 AM: "I just had breakfast and goin back to sleep”

Xenquility 8:28 AM: "lmao”

Erika_XP💚 8:42 AM: "@Xenquility I am unable to sleep and I will tell you it was because I had a powerful revalation regarding Tylers situation”

Erika_XP💚 8:42 AM: "@Scrublord can tell you more”

Xenquility 8:43 AM: "What uh... "Revelation" did you have?”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "in telling you this you have learned something that will truly be one of the final puzzles to all of this”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "I used to straight up log in and tell these people I loved them on a semi daily basis”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "this bond and the ones that extend across all of the spans of hubris and without it”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "will call the magic that can break this curse”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "that much I know”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "We are nearing the end of a decade”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "a decade plagued by a darkness we have had a great joy in fighting”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "it will come to an end and we will enjoy again a golden time”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "this secret I have told you”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "carry it with you my compatriot, I feel you will know in your heart when is the right time to reveal it to them if you follow this journey”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "should you so desire”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "most importantly of all”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "nigga I am about to tell yo ass the secret code to fucking reck kevins shit because no one figured it out”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "all these fucking years”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "and oh my fucking god I am still dying that no one ever came close to stumbling onto this after like 6 fucking years”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "Oh shit i---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "I am to be made to understand Tyler said this”

Xenquility 8:44 AM: "Yeah that happened months back”

Xenquility 8:44 AM: "iirc”

Densgivin 8:44 AM: "nig”

Erika_XP💚 8:45 AM: "Yes thats what he said but This is news to me”

(...)

Erika_XP💚: "Ew”

ARGdov: "shit are we talking about illustrations of people we wanna fuck”

Wolfcat: ""people"”

Wolfcat: "but yes”

/Mr. Circle\: "haha wolf wants to fuck something that isn't a person”

steve solothies: "Hello”

steve solothies: "my fall over”

Wolfcat: "not you steve”

Wolfcat: "what fell over”

steve solothies: "myself”

Wolfcat: "oh damn”

Xenquility: "Why'd he leave lmao”

Wolfcat: "he fucking died“

Xenquility: "Sucks to be him”

Erika_XP💚: "What an odd lad”

Xenquility: "Excuse me he identifies as a woman”

Wolfcat: "ok now you are LITERALLY assuming his gender”

Wolfcat: "shit i did too”

DensO Burton: "Hey”

Erika_XP💚: "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/453310624076922899/643286223200452618/oh_no.JPG”

Wolfcat: "is that u”

Xenquility: "Excuse mr”

Xenquility: "I LATERALLY assumed it”

DensO Burton: "Lol”

Xenquility: "Not literally”

Erika_XP💚: "lol no I just wanted to post this face I found because I thought it was silly”

Wolfcat: ">mr”

yoshi: "wat”

Wolfcat: "at it again”

Xenquility: "*me”

Erika_XP💚: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U31mUOYTL3U”

Erika_XP💚: "https://youtu.be/U31mUOYTL3U?t=158”

DensO Burton: "Oh god no”

Erika_XP💚: "right here actually”

Wolfcat: "god i used to make this same exact shit as a kid”

Wolfcat: "literally just making faces in front of the camera”

Erika_XP💚: "I found this serching for silent dork lol”

DensO Burton: "That's literally a SILENT doRK”

Wolfcat: "cool”

DensO Burton: "Oh god”

yoshi: ":HyperParty:”

Erika_XP💚: "Hello there yoshi”

DensO Burton: "SPIT OUT THE BONE”

DensO Burton: "headbangs”

Erika_XP💚: "I bet no one in here is as big a fan of silentdork as me”

Deadhead: "Sure lol”

Erika_XP💚: "Is that a challenge?”

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チャット上で良く使う英語 lol　ｗ、大笑いの意味　laughing out loudの略 rofl　ｗｗｗ　大爆笑の意味　rolling on the floor laughingの略 lmao　ｗｗｗｗｗ　超大爆笑の意味　laughing my ass offの略 omg　なんてこった　oh my godの略 omfg　なんてこった　oh my fuckin godの略　omgを強めた感じ wtf　なんてこった　何だって？　what the fuckの略 wth　なんてこった　何だって？　what the hellの略 holy shit　やべー　すげー　なんてこった　holy crapとも言われる jeez　おいおい　なんてこった Jesusの略 oops　おっと　ちょっとやらかした時に使う shit　畜生！ damn it　畜生！ bait　エサ　瀕死状態等を演出し、食いついてきた所を他の味方が襲い掛かる戦術 ambush　待ち伏せ camp　ずっとその場に留まる事、もしくは戦術 camper　特定の場所に留まり続ける人 for real?　まじかよ？ hell yeah　当たり前だ！　もちろん！ jk　冗談だよ　Just kiddingの略 u　youの略 ur　yourの略 r　areの略 wat　whatの略　↑と組み合わせるとwat r u doing?と使える dis　thisの略 dat　thatの略 plz　どうぞ　pleaseの略 pls　どうぞ　pleaseの略 glhf　よろしく～の意味合いで使われる　good luckで幸運を　have funで楽しんでねの意味 u2　君もね　お互いに　glhfと言われたらu2で返す idk　わからない　I dont knowの略 dunno　わからない　I dont knowの略 mia　見失った　missing in actionの略 gj　よくやった　good jobの略 nj　よくやった　nice jobの略 sry　ごめん　sorryの略 my bad　俺が悪かった　ごめん me2　俺も　me tooの略 same　さっきと同じ作戦、配置でやれとかそいういう感じ　※コメントから参考にさせていただきました afk　離席　away from keyboardの略 awesome　素晴らしい　凄い　同義語でcoolやKick assとも使われる bro　友よ　兄弟　brotherの略　gj broでよくやった兄弟よ dude　野郎　よう　おい　意味合い的に男の人を指す ppl　人々　Peopleの略 brb　すぐ戻る　Be right backの略 gotcha　分かった　了解　i got youの変形 k　おｋの略 ty　ありがとー　サンキュー　Thank youの略 ftw　最高　for the winの略 nvm　気にするな　never mindの略 np　問題なし　大丈夫　no problemの略 ffs　お願いだから　頼むから　for fuck's sakeの略　plz ammo ffsとBF3で言ってた気がする yep　Yesの砕けた言い方 yup　Yesの砕けた言い方 nah　Noの砕けた言い方 w8　待って　waitの略　例としてw8 4 meがwait for meの略で「俺を待て」 asap　出来るだけ早く　as soon as possibleの略 cya　またね　see youの略 stay cool　またね～　次ぎ合うまでカッコイイままでいろよーが転じて別れ際の挨拶に使われる gg　いい試合だった　お疲れ様　good gameの略　皮肉って悪かった試合にも使われる bg　悪い試合だ　最悪だった　bad gameの略 wp　うまかったぜ　well playedの略　明らかなボンミスをしてしまった時等、皮肉って使われる場合もある bcuz　なぜなら　Becauseの略　bczとも書く cuz　Becauseの略 coz　Becauseの略 calm　平静な　落ち着いた　英国の有名なポスターにkeep calm and carry onという言葉があり、冷静に今自分が出来ることをしようという意味 chill out　落ち着け　だまれ　のんびりする　リラックスする relax　リラックス　relax plzで落ち着いてくれ　肩の力ぬけよ throw　投げる　本来はボールを投げるの意味だけど、ゲームでは調子に乗って試合を投げる事 ez　楽勝だ　簡単だ　easyの略 ima　俺はこれから～するの意　im going toの略語im gonnaの更に省略された形 omw　今向かってるよ　on my wayの略 otw　今向かってるよ　on the wayの略 greedy　欲張り　欲張って目先のキルなどに目がくらみ、死んだ場合によく言われる RIP　安らかに眠れ　rest in peaceの略　R.I.P.と書く場合も kinda　なんだか　すこし　ある意味　kind ofの略で断定を避け、やわらかく表現したいときに so what?　で？　どうした？　だから何？ 4get　忘れた　forgetの略　2chとかの2getとかそういう意味ではない yolo　人生一度きりの意味　you only live onceの略 tho　～だけれども　～にも関わらず　thoughの略 ^　上の発言と同感同意するという意味で使われる　↑の簡略版 snowball　雪だるま式に増大する連鎖する強くなる　一度弾みがつくと止められないくらい強くなるという意味　COD4のキルストは空爆までいくとsnowball状態だったよね… 煽るとき等によく使われる英語 sux　糞だわ　Sucksの略 crap　クソ useless　クソ　使えない　無意味　ショボイ asshole　クソッタレ　ケツの穴くらい嫌な奴 fool　バカ　まぬけ　kinda foolで「ちょっとまぬけだね」 idiot　バカ　まぬけ stupid　鈍い奴　愚かな　非常識な　バカ�� dis ○○　うわ...　こいつ...　○○..　意味的に吊るし上げる時に使うニュアンス fuck off　失せろ fuck up　ヘマ、ミスをする fuck you　クソが　ぶちころがすぞ dafuq　糞野郎が　the fuck youの略 gtfo　でていけ！　get the fuck out stfu　しゃべるな！　黙れ！　shut the fuck upの略 u mad?　君キレてんの？ you mad?の略　troll faceの画像に良く書かれている fanboy　ファンボーイ　ヲタクの意　意味的に信者に近い　sony fanboyでソニー信者 nerd　根暗　オタク kiss my ass　糞喰らえ loser　負け犬　ヘタレ moron　頭がよくない　よく女性が男性に対して幼稚、馬鹿馬鹿しい行動をやってる人に対してよく使われる mofo　ﾏｻﾞｰﾌｧｯｶｰ！ motherfuckerの略 bitch　アバズレ noob　初心者　雑魚　newbieの略 nigger　黒人　黒んぼ　黒人に使われる差別用語 gook　韓国人　朝鮮人　コリアン　チョン　広義では東アジア人に対する蔑称だが、現在は主に韓国、朝鮮人に対して使われる retard　アホ　知恵遅れの人　池沼 rude　教養のない　無礼な　失礼な rekt　フルボッコにされる　転じてイライラしている人にかける煽り文句　むかつく相手に挑発する「ざまぁｗｗｗｗ」的な意味合い feed　育てる　養う　stop feedで「相手育てるのやめてくれ」 fed　養育された　feedの受動態　いっぱいkillをかっさらって育ってしまった状態　so fedで「育ってしまった」 fat　太る　転じてfedと同じ意味としても使われる feeding　養分にされている状態　keep calm and stop feedingで「落ち着け、これ以上相手を育てるな」 feeder　養分にされている人　stfu feederで「雑魚（養分）がほざくな」 troll　荒らし toxic　有毒な　Now gtfo toxic playerで「君みたいな害悪が今すぐでていけ！」 sigh　はぁ･･･　相手に失望して出すため息みたいなもの ragequit　怒りの退出　回線切り　例として dude.did u just rage quit again?で「おい、またキレ落ちすんの？」

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