#LITTLE GUYS!!!!
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hermit-searching · 7 months ago
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Adventures in Turtle-Sitting is such a silly episode.
Meaning the 1987 episode, not 2003 lol. It's so funny because it starts with Donatello saying he wants to solve world hunger (honestly based of him). The machine of course goes awry. And Donatello, Leonardo and Raphael get turned into kids. The entire episode is either kid shenanigans or Krang trying to get rid of the other crime bosses (literally unimportant lol).
It gives so many fun moments like:
-Raphael frame 1 having a fit because he's super overwhelmed. he's such a LITTLE GUY LOOK AT HIM!!!
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-the three of them call April "aunty April" which is really REALLY cute
-Leonardo and Donatello get distracted so easily. Raphael kinda just follows them
-literally no self preservation skills. they run into traffic to chase an ice cream truck
-they also try following Michelangelo into a fight with Bebop and Rocksteady on their rocket powered skateboard. all three of them on the same one.
-oh and they completely destroy April's apartment. I'm convinced Donatello talked Raphael into doing it, and Leonardo was swayed because it was 2 against one.
-OH! they also call Michelangelo big brother, or brother in some capacity. the moment they turn back into teenagers it's "friend" or "teammate" again though 😔
-they are basically burger sized. little itty bitty guys
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look at that height difference! they're so small!!!!!!
-the way they turn back into teenagers this time is just. jumping into salt water lol. they just needed to be in their natural habitat. it's so funny.
-Michelangelo being the responsible one boils down to "uhhhhhh April want to take these three children? no? cool let's sic em on Irma"
-LOOK AT HOW SMALL THEIR WEAPONS ARE!!!! THEY SHRUNK ALONG WITH THEM!!!!!!
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mist-cat · 9 months ago
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Manticore-17 and Lone celebrating Valentine's day. Or just any day tbh.
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ingo-ingoing-ingone · 1 year ago
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Little Emmet found a joltik!! :D actually like this one a lot lol
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russieraholic · 2 years ago
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Tomahawk the Mudkip & Halberd the Gible
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andromedasummer · 1 year ago
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absolute fucking win today. while grabbing sewing supplies i saw the place had $1 mollie magazines (the magazine i wanted to get a sub to but was discontinued in jan) and i picked up the 2 ones that werent damaged and one of them includes patterns for these little guys
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who are going to go PERFECT with the luna lapin doll im currently making
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inbabylontheywept · 4 months ago
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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
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tik-tok-ify-the-tumblbeast · 9 months ago
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jellllllo-bowl · 28 days ago
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gotham rainy nights
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i firmly believe in Duke doing silly things with his power
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hiding under your dad's cape when it's pouring outside can be something very special + bat-rain-poncho, several years later
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scuba-divers · 11 months ago
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'fairies dont exist' WRONG❗❗cyerce elegans
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triski73 · 3 months ago
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Kiddos hear EVERYTHING
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inkskinned · 26 days ago
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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astronomical-bagel · 9 months ago
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hellkitten813 · 1 year ago
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Omg! All the cute ghosties!
I want to hug all of them! 💜
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whens megatron coming back
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ayamemes · 7 months ago
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love when his eyes do this
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