#LITERALLY FROM THE MOMENT I FINALIZED MY YUNHO BIAS

[asherthehimbo]

me needing to study for my last exam and finish the next two chaps of Bloody sunrise and Guardians so I can start 2AM before december:

also me coming up with ANOTHER Yunho oneshot even tho I just wrote Lightning in the dark :

[lullabyalikpoptarot]

Ateez Dynamics (Hongjoong's Perspective)

Okay, time to dive into Ateez' dynamics. I don't know much about this group's dynamic, so coming in blind, sometimes I like it that way, since I am less bias that way. I will do each member's perspective on the dynamic, so I will start with the leader. Also, this is the energy now, show this could change at any given time.

Seonghwa (The Experimenter/The High Priestess) This could indicate that the two feel most comfortable experiencing new things together. They both have a knack of trying new things. They may encourage each other to try new things. He may see Seonghwa as someone who tries new things and likes to emulate that. Now their bond seems pretty deep, they may share secrets with one another, but with the high priestess it seems they may not be as showy with their dynamic. They seem to just get one another and feel comfortable in each other's presence. But this tells me they know a lot about each other but keep this between themselves.

Yunho (The Partners/7 of Swords) The 7 of sords can be a backstabbing, betrayal card, but with the partner, I am getting partners in crime vibe, what does that even mean?, but it gives me they have each other's back, if someone hurts the other, the other one will defend that person who was hurt. I will say, I would be careful with that 7 of swords energy, that one is not betraying the other, because I can get that vibe with that card, and I like to keep it real, and showcase all options here. I don't keep it fluff. This is Hongjoong's perspective, so maybe there is a lack of trust on his part, not sure. But overall seems like a ride or die bond here at the moment.

Yeosang (The Persistent/The Tower) These cards are like completely opposite of one another, what does this means?! Okay, maybe this makes sense, so like this bond stays consistent, or he sees Yeosang as a persistent person, even though things get crazy around them. Or when unexpected things happen. It is like he holds onto his goals no matter what. It is like you can't shake his morals. Oh, now thinking about his personality reading, which I am being brough back to, this all makes sense now. He stands strong in his beliefs. I sense Hongjoong sees that too. I wonder if they got into argument's, because of that? Interesting.

San (The Nurturer/5 of Swords) So, they got the nurturer, and I was like, aww, but then the 5 of swords, and now I am lost, but let me tap in here. So, maybe San's need to nurture others, I mean does he nag him about things? Someone may feel the need to have the final say here. They both seem to have a nurturing tendency. I just want to say this energy is confusing, so he may see San as confusing, not surprised he is a Cancer, confusing energy they have, but I am starting to get a headache trying to decipher this, like the guy in the card is how I feel right now, so I think he is trying to tell me that he confuses him, like my hand is literally on my head, like the man in the card trying to decipher this. It is like he doesn't know what he wants from him, like what does San want from him, like what did I do? I keep hearing that message lol I sense he is asking that of him. Anyway, my head hurts I will move on, but interesting sh** here.

Mingi (The Manifestor/Knight of Cups) He seems to really like him. It seems he has a way of just making things happen. He sees him as very charming and alluring. I don't know he may have a little crush on him I don't know lol Let me stop playing. He might see him as having a way with the ladies. I am hearing smooth talker wtf is this? I get a sense he admires him a lot. Not sure I am getting much on this dynamic. He may also see him as emotional personal who wears their heart on their sleeve. It is like he has an allure about him that just makes things happen, he may want to emulate that trait. This one was kind of confusing too.

Wooyoung (The Reputable/3 of Wands) Umm, so he may see him as somehow who shows off an appearance that may not be truly him. So, the message on the back of this deck is, I live my life as if my guardian angel is watching over me. It just gives me he always feels he is being watched, so has to show off a good appearance. He may be afraid to show his flaws and weaknesses, this may be regarding to Hongjoong, he may try to appear a certain way to him, and maybe to others he sees. Are they not close? The 3 of wands just gives me someone waiting for things to happen, stagnant energy here. There is some unwillingness to move forward, is this about Wooyoung or the dynamic. Like there is passion there with the three of wands, but it is a bit stagnant. Once again, this seems more about his thoughts on Wooyoung, than the dynamic, not getting close vibes at the moment, but that can happen. This is just the energy now.

Jongho( The Lustful/8 of Wands) So, these two seem to not be afraid to explore their sexuality with this card, now this topic may not be taboo for them, they may discuss this topic around each other, it seems there is comfort there in that aspect. This could also indicate he sees Jongho that way, bruh he don't give me that vibe, but I don't know Aquarius' like to hide that side of themselves from outsiders, so yeah. This cards also shows his individuality and unique nature to himself. He is unapologetically himself; he may like that about him. There is a sense of these two being adventurous types and very passionate. With the 8 of wands, they are always on the move, on to the next thing. There seems to be lots of excitement when they are together.

Well, this was a wild ride. This group got some wild energy, but love it, although a bit confusing, sorry didn't completely understand the messages, but it happens when you only pull a couple of cards and girl got no time to dig deeper, but I felt there were still some insightful messages here.

[vesvosmozhno]

I'm just highjacking this for my moots

who is your favorite group(s)?

ULT: Ateez Others: Stray Kids, Seventeen, Oneus, Monsta X, Tomorrow x Together, Enhypen, BTS (I'm a chaotic multi stan pls bare with)

when did you discover them?

ATZ, SKZ, SVT, Oneus, Enhypen: 2023 Monsta X, TXT: 2024 BTS: 2015

which member sparked your interest?

ATZ: San (gento) SKZ: Hyunjin (maniac) SVT: Dokyeom (him laughing at the wall) Oneus: Xion (vampire prince) Monsta X: Hyungwon (jeonghan) TXT: Soobin (the toe....) Enhypen: Heeseung (DUOLINGO) BTS: Jungkook (dragged me back in)

who was your first bias?

ATZ: Mingi SKZ: Hyunjin SVT: Dokyeom Oneus: Xion Monsta X: Hyungwon TXT: HueningKai Enhypen: Sunghoon BTS: Namjoon

who is your current bias?

ATZ: Seonghwa, Yeosang SKZ: Bangchan, Felix SVT: Dokyeom Oneus: Xion Monsta X: Hyungwon TXT: HueningKai Enhypen: Jungwon BTS: I'm in denial my husband of almost ten years. I can't leave him. He's still my bias. (Yoongi)

why are they your current bias? (short ver.)

ATZ: ethereally gorgeous SKZ: daddy and my babyboy SVT: bitter loyalty Oneus: bitter loyalty Monsta X: wifey. TXT: bitter loyalty Enhypen: my prince BTS: I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT

why are they your current bias? (longer ver.)

ATZ: Seonghwa is gorgeous, funny, and an adrogynous queen. Nerds normally aren't my type but I am so far in love with him. Just everything, his legos and his personality and his mothering and wearing corsets and wanting genderless clothing and being sweet and kind but also a menace. I love him. I think he officially became my bias because of his teasing others. He's hilarious I laugh at all of his jokes. Yeosang is LITERALLY my world. So adorable and teeny and at the same time unbelievably hot and wicked smart. He became my bias the moment I saw how weird and strange he is. He is JUST a little guy. I'll defend him with my life. Maybe I have a thing for guys who wear dresses. And also mommy issues SKZ: Bangchan became my bias because of how much he cares for his members. I also love them a whole lot, so it was like oh! we're the same! Felix is just my precious cinnamon roll to be protected. I fell so far in love after hearing Deep End. And he's just. Yes. My babyboy. Bitter loyalty, i.e, I said I wasn't going to stan this full group and then I did anyway and my bitterness leads me to stick by one bias to like spite my myself, and how much I love the group. It doesn't make sense to me either: SVT: I chose DK because he's funny and unhinged and so am I. He's just a fucking weirdo and I love him for it. Oneus: Xion was just pretty and cute and kind of at the outside of the group. Like everyone has their things and their spotlights and he's kind of just there, on the outskirts. I've never seen a maknae get so little attention from the company and the fans. The one time he really got a spotlight was when he had long hair. Anyway, he's my vampire prince.

TXT: Huening was cute in like a noodly way? Like long and thin. He reminds me of my cat.

Monsta X: Shootout Hyungwon still has me in a leg lock and I will never be free (I don't want to be). I saw his memes, and then Jeonghan of all people finally pushed me into Monsta X and I just love him more now. He's my strange victorian child but also my beautiful wife. My egg wife. Also at the kpop cafe where I work there is not any Monsta X except for one print out of Hyungwon.

Enhypen: He pulled me in like a fuckin vice he is just so. SO PRINCELY. I love him to bits. A tiktok filter predicted this BTS: ..... ..... ....... I just relate to Yoongi. He's so me. I love his vibes and everything about him. I love the dark edgy thing. But also I was married for ten years I can't just leave Namjoon. My silly dork. My awkward man. My babyboy.

who is your bias wrecker?

ATZ: (with distaste) JEONG YUNHO SKZ: Lee Know SVT: Jun and Minghao and Hoshi Oneus: Seoho Monsta X: Changkyun TXT: Soobin Enhypen: Sunoo BTS: YOONGI. A HOMEWRECKER. A WHOLE HOMEWRECKER!!!!

which members are you currently obsessing over that aren't your bias/bias wrecker?

ATZ: Wooyoung and San SKZ: Changbin SVT: Wonwoo Oneus: Leedo Monsta X: Joohoney TXT: Yeonjun he is so my TXT Yeosang and Felix Enhypen: Sunghoon my president BTS: Taehyung

what are some of your favorite songs by this group?

ATZ: Halazia, Hala Hala, Crazy Form, Not Okay, Bouncy, Wake Up, Dune, Guerrilla (I could go on for years w their whole discog but these are my special ones) SKZ: Thunderous, Maniac, God's Menu, Topline, Deep End, LALALALA, Miroh (I've listened to their entire discog twenty times at least) SVT: IDUBILU, Monster, Psycho, Spider, Super, HOT, Ruby, Very Nice, Left & Right, Fighting, Back It Up, FML Oneus: Halley's Comet, Bring It On, LIT, Luna, Erase Me, Baila Conmigo Monsta X: Shoot Out, Be Quiet, ZONE, FANTAZIA, Love Killa, Gambler, Crescendo TXT: Farewell Neverland, Opening Sequence, Ox1 Lovesong, Lo$er=Lo<3er, Crown, Frost Enhypen: Drunk-Dazed, Bite Me, Sweet Venom, Still Monster, Criminal Love, Blessed-Cursed, Sacrifice BTS: Dope, Haegum, Mic Drop, Run BTS, 3D

have you ever been to one of their concerts?

I've only seen SKZ live :( FOR NOW :}C

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tagging: @justsomekpopstuff, @irlkpop, and if my other moots see this and do it u have to tag me. I also challenge u to make the headers ur fav color.

I was tagged by my lovely son, @pyeonghongrie to do this favorite kpop group tag game so here we go 🤸🏻‍♀️

who is your favorite group(s)?

seventeen, stray kids, & ateez

when did you discover them?

seventeen: 2016 stray kids: 2018 ateez: 2019

which member sparked your interest?

seventeen: Seungkwan stray kids: Felix ateez: Seonghwa

who was your first bias?

seventeen: Seungkwan stray kids: Felix ateez: Seonghwa

who is your current bias?

seventeen: Seungkwan+ stray kids: Han+ ateez: Yunho+

why are they your current bias?

seventeen: I just love Seungkwan more than anything stray kids: Han has a chokehold on me but I'm not complainin' ateez: Yunho, he's goofy, he's silly, he's tol, and I just adore him

who is your bias wrecker?

seventeen: Seungcheol stray kids: Hyunjin ateez: Yeosang

which members are you currently obsessing over that aren't your bias/bias wrecker?

seventeen: Soonyoung & Mingyu stray kids: Minho & Jeongin ateez: Seonghwa & Hongjoong

what are some of your favorite songs by this group?

seventeen: Run to You, Popular Song, Hot, Home stray kids: All In, Time Out, God's Menu, Thunderous, Grow Up ateez: Utopia, Wave, Answer, Promise

have you ever been to one of their concerts?

seventeen: I've been to two (2020 Ode to You, 2022 Be the Sun) stray kids: I’ve been once (2023 Maniac World Tour) ateez: not yet but I will :>

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[princesliveinhere]

Hmmm since you asked for Kingdom requests; what about a cute domestic fluff with Arthur?😇 It can be just regular soft fluff with an established relationship trope, whatever comes to mind🤍 Thanks in advance!

I absolutely love this prompt! Also you're my first ask and you literally asked me to write about my bias, I'm so excited 💖

He has said he has a very fiery temper when gaming, and that he is very competitive. Therefore I give you...

🎮 Gaming with Yunho

:readmore:

'Almost there', you thought, as you started your final lap in Moo Moo Meadows. You were about to win your third Mario Kart race against Yunho, and couldn't wait to absolutely rub it in his face. You grimaced in concentration, anxiety fluttering across your chest as you noted Yunho following close behind you. As you started to slide, gaining speed around a sharp turn, he pushed you with his shoulder trying to distract you.

"Stooooop!" You whined, nudging him back with your elbow.

You heard his low giggle next to your ear, taunting you, so you concentrated even harder. So close. Almost there.

He threw a green shell, and missed. A derisive laugh escaped your lips, knowing he had no chance to best you. It was basically over at this point, the last stretch approaching.

Suddenly his fingers jabbed into the side of your waist, making you involuntarily squirm. You were so ticklish, so this nearly incapacitated you, driving you off the track suddenly. Yunho pulled ahead of you and crossed the finish line in first at the last second.

"Ha!" He yelled, throwing his hands to the side to taunt you in your loss.

"Not fair!!" You growled in frustration.

"It's not my fault, you're," his fingers found your waist again, lightly pinching you, "so ticklish." His other hand wrapped around to the other side of your waist, doing the same. You wrestled your arms against him, but he overpowered you, pinning you down to the couch beside him. You lost your breath laughing uncontrollably as he hovered over you, his hands tickling every part of your body.

"Wait, stop, STOP. I can't-" you said through fits of laughter. "-can't breathe." You gasped trying to feign your most serious face. He stopped, concern fleeting across his face for only a moment before his plump lips twisted into a smirk. He saw right through your act, and his hands plunged into action once again, sending you into another cacophony of laughter. You noticed his adorable giggle as he watched you squirm, thoroughly enjoying his torture of you.

"Cute..." He cooed, when he suddenly stopped the onslaught and cupped your cheeks with his hands. His big eyes admired you, his face flushed with excitement. 'He looks like an angel,' you thought to yourself. You and Yunho had been almost dating for weeks now. Almost, meaning you had been spending every day together, but you hadn't talked about dating yet. You were pretty sure he liked you back, but you were waiting for confirmation before you were going to make a move. And you wanted to know so bad.

You glanced at his full, pink lips for a moment before looking back into his eyes.

His head tilted to the side, his eyebrow quirking up in surprise.

Oh crap, he caught you. He knew you were just imagining kissing him.

"Um..." You muttered, noticing his eyes scanning your face in return. He looked back into your eyes.

"Is it okay if i..." He began, his face beginning to flush again.

"Yes." You said, your breath catching in your throat.

His hand curled around the back of your neck and he gently pressed his lips into yours. He was so warm and inviting, and you wrapped your arms around his neck, tangling your fingers in his soft hair. You shivered, and let out a sigh. He pulled away and your lips burned with warmth from the kiss.

"I want a rematch." You said, with a small pout.

"If I win, I get to do that again." He said, trying to hold back a smile. His eyes gave away his excitement.

"We'll see," you teased. "I'm kind of really good at Mario Kart."

"Yaaah!" He whined in frustration, getting off the couch and grabbing the controller. "We're doing Tick Tock Clock next." He demanded.

"I hate that one..." You moaned. He ignored you and started the next race.

[leejungchans]

favouritism

juliet’s masterlist

note: (mediocre☠️) gif by me!!

set on june 18, 2021

summary: in which juliet has a few…opinions about dino’s stage outfits and performance.

a/n: before anyone asks yes this is 100% just me projecting bc clearly i’m not over the charms (chan arms) 😞

“What are you doing?”

A quizzical look makes its way onto Yunho’s face when Juliet hisses out a loud “shhh!” while still being practically glued to the TV.

“Not now,” she whispers, as though there’s some huge secret to be told, “it’s starting.”

Yunho makes his way over to stand behind her, his original plan of getting a snack now forgotten. He recognises the group on the screen immediately, now understanding why Juliet is in her current transfixed state.

“Ah, that’s right, SEVENTEEN-sunbaenim’s comeback is today.”

When the performance of Anyone begins, Yunho wonders if he should be concerned about Juliet’s lack of reaction, her body perfectly still as though she’s a statue with her eyes widened and mouth agape. Electing to let her have her moment, he stays quiet so they can watch the performance with few distractions.

That is, until Chan does a particularly sensual dance move which elicits a loud screech from Juliet, and the sudden noise causes Yunho to stumble back into the coffee table. “Julie, what the hell? You scared me!”

She pays no mind to his complaint, instead reaching past him to grab a cushion from the couch and hides half of her face behind it. “Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God,” he hears her chant under her breath, “someone get me holy water.”

“You want me to turn it off?”

“No!” Juliet squeaks, and Yunho has to bite down on his lip to keep himself from laughing at her alarmed expression. “I mean… no, don’t turn it off, please,” she corrects herself meekly.

The performance ends, but the one for Ready to love begins almost immediately afterwards, and Yunho looks on in pure amusement as Juliet continues to peek out from behind the cushion.

She curses when the camera zooms in on Chan, and though her voice is muffled by the soft material, Yunho manages to catch her next words. “Not the sleeveless shirt,” he hears her mutter, “why is he doing this?”

“Well, it was likely the stylist’s choice—”

“—It was a rhetorical question!”

Putting his hands up in mock surrender, he decides to spare her the teasing until the performance ends, at the same time wishing more of the boys were here to witness this historical scene with him. Is this what love does to you?

Yunho’s stomach grumbles as the song comes to an end, reminding him of what he came into the living room for in the first place, so he leaves Juliet alone momentarily to ransack their fridge for a light snack. They’re supposed to have dinner with the others in a bit, but there’s never a wrong time for a quick nibble.

He returns while munching on an apple, only to find the television now turned off, the maknae lying on the floor on her stomach as she watches a video on her phone. He looks over her shoulder and lets out a loud groan—it’s Chan’s individual fancam from their Ready to love performance that they watched literally minutes ago.

“You never watch our fancams!” Yunho whines around a mouthful of apple, “talk about favouritism!”

Juliet doesn’t respond. She does, however, open her mouth so Yunho can offer her a bite of the fruit, and he lets her despite his indignation at her obvious bias because, well… maknae privileges.

“I do watch your guys’ fancams, for your information,” she finally says, eyes still fixed on the screen of her phone. “So I vehemently object to your accusation of favouritism.”

“Yeah, but not like—like this! Do you see yourself right now?” Love truly is blind.

“I’m with at least one of you almost every minute of my life! Why would I subject myself to more of you guys?” Juliet jokes. “But it’s not the same with Channie.”

“Why are you acting like you two didn’t just FaceTime each other last night and earlier this afternoon?”

Exposed. Yunho grins smugly in satisfaction as pink blooms across Juliet’s cheeks from embarrassment. “Whatever,” she mumbles sulkily, “I’m gonna watch this in peac—”

Her sentence cuts off with a loud gasp after witnessing Chan do one particular move that highlights the muscles in his arms, and she essentially throws her phone down on the ground before flopping down onto the couch face-down while Yunho looks on with wide eyes.

Seriously, is she okay? Should he call an ambulance?

His concern for her only triples when she lets out a loud howl into the armrest as she flails her limbs around like a child throwing a temper tantrum. “I can’t do this anymore. I hate him so much.” They know she doesn’t mean it. Not a single bit. Quite the opposite, frankly. “He’s not allowed to wear sleeveless shirts anymore.”

“I don’t think that’s possible,” Yunho snorts amidst her wailing, ears perking up at the sound of someone else stifling their laughter.

He turns to find Wooyoung standing in the doorway with his phone in hand, recording everything unbeknownst to Juliet. He’s still wearing his shoes, so Yunho deduces he must’ve gotten home from practice just a few minutes ago.

The taller boy crosses the room with quiet footsteps to reach Wooyoung, careful not to alert Juliet though she’s likely occupied with her… mini meltdown. “When did you get here?” he whispers with a sly smile.

“Just in time to record… whatever she’s going through right now. I’m so sending this to Chan.”

“She’s actually going to throttle you when she finds out.”

Wooyoung shrugs casually. “I’ll just make sure he’s there when she does so he can hold her back.”

a/n: 12/10 recommend watching chan’s fancams from both their anyone and ready to love stages, you know…for science 🤓🧪 and also for good health and serotonin 😄💪 (i linked the ones i referenced in this update!! 🥰) also let’s appreciate his vocals bc lee chan main vocal so true 🤧

[at1nys-blog]

Ateez 9th member

Masterlist

He talking in russian and being surprised that no one understood him

GaEun: [in Russian] …and I wish to get another bottle of water//Person: 👁👄👁//GaEun: [in Korean] *whispering* hyung why they are looking at me like that?//Seonghwa: maybe because they can’t understand Russian?!

When during their first VLive he couldn’t stop teasing Yeosang

GaEun: so once again, what is your panties style?//Ateez: *trying to be serious*//Yeosang: I hate you//GaEun: you love me

Literally bagging against all the walls at MCountdown because he couldn’t see properly

Hongjoong: but why are you crying now?//GaEun: *talking gibberish and almost slamming against a wall*//Hongjoong: *has to save the younger member from hitting the wall*

Locking himself in the bathroom so Wooyoung couldn’t annoy him

Ateez manager: *can’t find GaEun*//Wooyoung: I think he locked himself in the toilet so I can’t annoy him//Ateez: 🤦🏻

So happy that Ateez are visiting his home country

GaEun: …and in this place they make the best Kvass, or so my mum told me. Oh yeah we can also visit this church here, is a very famous touristic point. Oh you guys HAVE to…//Ateez: *finding a way to survive this trip*

During their tour in the USA falling almost 2/3 times a night

GaEun: *falls again*//San: ah don’t worry ATINY is his signature just like Mingi’s fix on//the crowd: *laughs*//GaEun: that’s not true but it can be *slips and falls again* maybe is going to be my signature

During the KCON in Japan he surprised a lot of ATINY disguising himself as one of them

GaEun: so who is your favorite Ateez member?//Atiny1: uhm San is my bias//GaEun:[joking]he is nothing compared to GaEun//Atiny2:yeah he is way better than San//GaEun: YOU HAVE TASTE BESTIE

GaEun: I don’t think that half Russian boy deserves to be in Ateez//Atiny3: and you don’t deserve to call yourself Atiny. Is 9 makes 1 team for a reason//GaEun: *tearing up* thanks bestie//Atiny3: oh my god, what?!

When he was searching for Kangaroos just because they were in Australia or just him being in Australia and doing random things

GaEun: *stopping a guy on the street* why aren’t there kangaroos? Where are they?//Person: 👁👄👁

GaEun: *waking up in the middle of the night* ehy Jongho are you awake?//Jongho: what do you think I’m doing in the middle of the night?

GaEun: *enters in the kitchen*//San: good morning//GaEun: do I look like I had a good morning? Don’t talk to me until I have my dose of Kvass

When he found out everyone but Yeosang are Wave stans

GaEun: That’s it, I’m leaving this group. I can’t live with tasteless people//Yeosang: top 10 best anime betrayals

He not recognizing his best friend and The Boyz when they congratulated the group on their first win

Eric: Congratulation you deserved it//Q: yeah, we are so happy for you//Kevin: GaEunshi I told you you were going to win//GaEun: who are you?

When during a solo VLive he praised Ateez sounding like he is not part of the group

GaEun: are you proud of all Ateez achievements? This is such a stupid question. Of course. Ateez are a very hard working group and they have this chemistry… why are you talking about it as if you are not part of the group? Is because I’m just very tired and I don’t know what I’m saying

When during an interview he got asked about the epilogue of the Treasure serie

Interviewer: will the end of the Treasure serie means you finally found the treasure?//Gaeun: I can’t find my clothes do you think I can find a treasure?

When he pointed at his abs and Ateez just went “ok nvm”

GaEun: I would eat everything off of…//Yeosang: Everything?//GaEun: yeah😏 *points at his covered abs*//Ateez: ooook never mind. Next question?

Just the corona situation and him exposing Dispatch

GaEun: Do you think that because of corona Dispatch reporters will stop stalking idols?//Wooyoung: 👁👄👁💧uhm… let’s change the subject

Him almost swearing on live when Ateez were made ambassadors for Korean culture and tourism

Yunho: *moving closer to Wooyoung*//Wooyoung: *hitting GaEun*//GaEun: *almost falling* fffff… for everything holy

When he found out about the Italian version of Black Cat Nero and couldn’t stop singing that version for days

GaEun: did you know that the Italian version of this song is a song for kids? *starts humming the Gatto Nero*

Spoiling the AteezxTheBoyzxStrayKids performance but Atiny not believing him because he likes to clown them

*Before the performance was out* GaEun: ….I personally don’t know stray kids but I can ask San he prepared a dance with… I don’t remember sorry. Are you telling us there is going to be a collab with Stray kids? And don’t forget The Boyz. ATINY he is clowing us we are not getting the collab of the century *after the video was posted* GaEun: I’m so happy Atiny don’t believe a word I say. Btw I’m so sorry for the spoiler and I hope you guys are going to love Kingdom

GaEun being “jealous” of Yeosang, Yunho, Seonghwa, San and Jongho (but also making fun of the last four)

GaEun: Atiny do you believe Yeosang is an MC for The Show? And let’s not talk about Yunho, Seonghwa, San and Jongho. They are acting in a kdrama. I’m so jealous of them//Actorteez+McYeosang: STOP IT ALREADY

Being able to talk with Jessi and of course making a fool of himself in front of her

Jessi: *talking about what she thinks of Ateez*//GaEun: *staring at her with heart eyes*//Eveyone noticing but Jessi//The mcs: GaEunshi you want to say something to Jessi?//GaEun: *coming back to Earth and furiously blushing* nope is better if I shut up for good

A/N: thanks again to @starlightjoong for the inspiration for this chapter as well. Let’s check their work if you didn’t yet here the post that inspired me “Random Juliet’s moments”

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[chaseatinydream]

pirate king (extra) || atz

A hand reaches into the frame to press the recording button.

The camera shifts around as the hand moves to adjust it on its tripod, fixing the device in place. When the image finally clears, stills and focuses, the hand moves back to reveal a man with blonde hair done in a mullet.

“Is it done yet?” A voice pipes up in the background.

The man adjusting the camera steps back to reveal a well lit room with wooden floorboards, the words KQ Entertainment behind him in big, white letters. Seven men hover at the back, all trying to push their way into the centre to see the camera.

“It’s on!” The man with the mullet cheers a little at his success. All eight of them rush to form a line, before he announces the beginning of the VLIVE. “하나, 둘, 셋 (hana, dool, seht)!”

“Eight Makes One Team!” They chorus together and bow, wide grins on their faces. “안녕하세요 (annyeonghaseyo)! It’s ATEEZ!”

They burst into a round of scattered applause.

“Hello everyone! It’s Hongjoong here!” The man with the mullet waves at the camera, smiling broadly. “So, due to popular opinion on Tumblr-”

“We’ve decided to check out @chasingatinydream’s fanfiction of us, Pirate King!” The young man with purple hair bursts into the frame, grinning wildly. “We’ve made a reaction video to some of the earlier chapters, which will be uploaded soon! We hope you watch it!”

[atinypiratequeen commented: There is nothing I want more in this life]

“But this video will be about us recreating the legendary post, which made more than half of the readers following Pirate King to curse the author online, Chapter 22, Gunshot! We haven’t read it yet, but we’ll be having one of us narrate as the story goes through!” Hongjoong continues, and everyone cheers, clapping again. “So now, we’ll be introducing the cast!”

“Hi! It’s Mingi here, main rapper and lead dancer of ATEEZ! I’m going to be the narrator for today!” The tall man waves, holding a script book in hand. His hair is wet, as if he’s just come out of the shower.

[imasexybuffalo commented: omg mingi looks so good]

“Hi, I’m Yeosang, playing myself.” The visual king himself waves, gracing all those who watching with with his presence.

[VLIVE Heart Count has increased by 2k]

[gothyeosanggf commented: im ded some1 save me]

[sassy-kpop-glitter commented: His birthmark is so pretty I wish they wouldn’t cover it! Also this chapter was so sad, this video is probably going to make me cry all over again.]

“Wooyoung here! I’m in charge of the sexy performance of this group and I’m playing Chin Hae, the main character!” Wooyoung waves with a big smile, other hand running through his hair. Hundreds of fangirls’ hearts swell all over the globe at the group’s most epic bias wrecker. “Also the one no one knows shit about!”

[@chasingatinydream commented: I was not expecting this portrayal of my MC but sure go for it Wooyoung]

“I’m Hongjoong, acting as Captain of the Treasure!” Mullet man beams at the camera, inclining his head a little in greeting. Then he glances back at the group. “Wasn’t I supposed to be blind in one eye? Where’s my eyepatch? And my red jacket?”

[@princejoongie1997 commented: I love you Hongjoongie <3]

“Here! Your jacket’s still in the wash because you performed with it yesterday, so the staff said to use this instead.” The man with green hair tosses a small black shape and a red blanket to his leader, before stepping into the camera with a cute smile. “Hello everyone, I missed you all! I’m ATEEZ’s San, director and also in charge of special effects and props!”

[@baeksofty commented: someone save me help help helpppp]

[@chasingatinydream commented: San is directing this wth is going to happen to my story]

“Hi.” Seonghwa smiles sweetly from a chair at the side. He raises the selfie stick he’s holding, waving it a little so everyone can see. “I’m Seonghwa, the oldest, and I’ll be the cameraman for this video!”

[@catmosphericlight commented: is it possible to love one man so much? I feel like its impossible]

[@berrylip commented: my finger hurts from smashing that heart button but i’ll do it for you seonghwa]

“Hi, everyone. It’s ATEEZ’s maknae, Jongho.” The youngest member waves his hand, smiling a little as he watches what’s happening right next to Seonghwa. “I’m going to be the extra who fills in any role needed.”

Hongjoong claps his hands once and everyone falls silent for dramatic effect. Jongho reaches behind the couch to pull someone out from hiding, pushing him right in front of the camera. The tall, lanky man shows itself to be Yunho, trying to crawl back behind the couch.

“And finally, our villain! We present to you, Yunho, AKA Leon Bastiville!”

[@someonerandom commented: LEON BASTARDVILLE!!!]

“You’re already getting hate, Yunho.” San comments as he peers at the comments flooding in from the readers. “Who is this Leon guy anyway?”

“I didn’t want to be a villain! Why did my luck run out on me when I needed it the most?” Yunho wails, attempting to hide from sight. Jongho simply grabs him by the ankle and hauls him back to the front, Yunho’s fingers scrabbling along the floor, before he finally locks his arms around Wooyoung’s leg.

[@mireu01 commented: Yunho as a villain i can’t im wheezing-]

“Sorry, we drew lots for this role.” Seonghwa explains over the noise of Yunho trying to escape from Jongho’s iron grip and Wooyoung attempting to pry Yunho’s hands from his calf as he takes the camera from the tripod, attaching it to the stick. It isn’t working. “Yunho picked the lot for the villain.”

“Alright, I’ll begin reading!” Mingi announces, lifting the script to his face. He starts to read, in the most dramatic tone he can. “Chapter Twenty Two, Gunshot, Original Version. Warnings, whipping, some gore- What? I feel like I shouldn’t be reading this on a VLIVE-”

“It’s a zero budget production, we’ll be fine!” San shouts as he gestures from the sidelines for Mingi to continue. The rapper pauses a little hesitantly, before starting to read once more.

“You freeze. Every muscle in your body goes taut, a cold shiver runs down your spine. The arm around your waist is firm, strong and from the almost unbreakable grip he has on you, he doesn’t intend on letting you go any soon.”

“Wooyoung-ah, Yunho-ah.” San studies the script in his hand intently, before pointing at the taller man, who is still prone on the ground with an arm wrapped around Wooyoung’s leg. “You need to get into position, you know.”

There’s a pause, and the two turn to stare at each other in horror. “What?”

“You heard me.” San waves the script impatiently, pulling a Nerf gun from a small box of props the staff must have given him for this video and tossing it at Yunho, who barely manages to catch the bright yellow toy. “Yunho, stand behind Wooyoung and pretend to choke him.”

Neither of them move, still staring at each other.

[@alyj12 commented: Oh my god just do it please!!!]

“The fans demand it.” Seonghwa’s amused voice can be heard as the camera pans in on Hongjoong’s grin at the sidelines, next to San and Jongho. The maknae is snickering uncontrollably, hand over his mouth.

“You need to do it!” Hongjoong calls. He’s donned the black eye patch already and has the red blanket pulled around his shoulders, the thick fabric so long that it almost completely engulfs him with his head popping out of the very top.

[VLIVE Heart Count has reached 10k]

[@itslizzeh commented: hongjoons such a cute smol bean save me]

[@chasingatinydream commented: why does hongjoong in that blanket remind me of a pimple]

Grudgingly and with no grace at all, Yunho moves behind Wooyoung, grabbing him by the neck and holding the toy gun to his head. The purple haired man makes several gagging sounds and Yunho’s face is one of utter disgust.

“Very good!” San praises as he glances down at the script again. “Now, Yunho, put your mouth at Wooyoungie’s ear.”

“What?” The two of them shout again, Wooyoung struggling to get out of Yunho’s arms while he still can. Yunho’s face is one of nausea as he scrunches up his nose.

“That’s gross, Wooyoung hasn’t showered since dance practice half an hour ago!”

[@atinypiratequeen commented: the two of them literally got the worst roles lmao]

“Do it, do it, do it!” Jongho and Yeosang are chanting in the corner, the maknae not even bothering to hide his laughter now. Yunho slowly puts his face near Wooyoung’s ear and Wooyoung gags.

“I can feel your breath at my ear! It’s weird!”

“It’s weird for me too, damnit!”

“Stop cursing! Now, Yunho, whisper in Wooyoung’s ear ‘I’ve been waiting for you for a long time.’ ”

“I hate this Leon guy, whoever he is!” Yunho yelps as the camera shakes from Seonghwa’s laughter. “Why is he so weird, going around whispering in people’s ears?”

“I don’t know! Someone save me! This main character’s life sucks!” Wooyoung flails around in Yunho’s grip. The tall dancer makes several loud retching noises, but has probably guessed that he won’t be getting out of this anytime soon. He simply closes his eyes for a moment, channeling his inner actor from that video shoot with Dingo, and leans next to Wooyoung’s ear, whispering softly.

“I’ve been waiting for you for a long time.”

Wooyoung screeches like a dying cat. “No!”

[@mireu01 commented: someone get this boy an acting role]

“Very good!” San praises, clapping as he turns to Mingi. The rapper continues reading.

“Your heart sinks in your chest as the rest of your crew come into sight. Most of them are tied up in groups with rope, their heads hanging low as Navy soldiers kick and push them out of the cargo hold, where they had been hidden from sight. So that was why the ship had been so strangely silent when you and Wooyoung had returned to the Treasure. They had been captured- Holy shit, that was what happened to us in chapter twenty one?”

“I don’t know, I was saving myself, I mean the main character, from getting shot from a musket bullet!” Wooyoung wails, thrashing around. “Get me out of here! I regret ever drawing this lot! Who wants to be the main character when she has such a terrible life?”

[VLIVE Heart Count has reached 17k]

“The fans love it!” Seonghwa remarks excitedly, the recording steadying for a moment as he shifts the camera to San, who bows dramatically. Wooyoung shrieks at everyone watching his torment live.

“Yunho, tell Wooyoung ‘Hello, hello, hello, my two dear pirates. Now, we’re finally all here together. I’ve been waiting for this the whole night.’ ”

“That stalker was waiting in wait for us? That’s so creepy.” Jongho comments with a shudder. Yeosang shrugs. He can’t fathom the mind of a lunatic either.

“There’s poison in his voice, sweet as honey and as dangerous as snake venom. You don’t dare to struggle against him for fear of being shot point blank in the head, but his hold on you is making you panic and he’s crushing your windpipe, making every breath an arduous effort.” Mingi reads aloud, and Yunho, getting a little too into character, squeezes Wooyoung’s neck tighter. The shorter dancer yelps, flailing around.

“You’re choking me!”

“Very good, Yunho!” San applauds, completely ignoring Wooyoung’s plight. Yunho grins, nodding at the camera.

“Hey, I’m pretty good at acting!”

[@alyj12 commented: someone save wooyoung he looks like he’s going to die]

“Wooyoung’s fine!” Seonghwa beams, zooming in on Wooyoung’s struggling to free himself.

“You’re killing me!”

“Wow, Wooyoung’s really getting into character. Good job, Wooyoung!” Hongjoong raises a thumbs up with a proud smile on his face.

“I’m not in character-”

“ ‘While the two of you were off causing your little commotion back there at the official’s building,’ the officer drawls, playfully resting his chin on your shoulder as he addresses the crew, ‘one of my men ran back to the harbor to report it to me. My colleague that saw to you yesterday, Yoongi, was already suspicious of you. He smelled gunpowder on your ship, but your little de facto captain told us that you hadn’t been fired on.’ ”

“Are you serious? He smelled us out?” Jongho looks unimpressed by this, scowling. “Who the heck goes around just smelling ships?”

“Bring him out.” Yunho snarls, pressing the toy gun tighter against Wooyoung’s head. His finger must have slipped on the trigger, because there’s a pop sound and Wooyoung yelps, a foam dart falling to the ground.

“That hurt!”

“No, Yunho, he’s not supposed to die yet.” San corrects, shaking his head and completely ignoring Wooyoung. Yunho pouts, breaking character for a moment.

“Sorry.”

“Anyway, Hongjoongie-hyung, it’s your moment to shine!” San announces, turning to his leader. Hongjoong tries to make his way over, but then he steps on the hem of his red blanket and trips, sprawling on the ground in front of the camera. “Oh, that was very good acting, hyung!”

“That wasn’t acting-”

[VLIVE Heart Count has reached 49k]

Mingi glances across the script. “Leon clicks his tongue and you see your captain shoved forward, head bowed and hands bound in front of him. Part of you desperately wants to run to the man who named you, to insist he never incline his head to someone he doesn’t respect, but you are completely powerless now. He looks so small- Doesn’t hyung always look small? What’s the difference?”

“Yah, Mingi!” Hongjoong shouts as he attempts to get up, but trips and falls again. Jongho is snorting uncontrollably, hand reaching for a cup of popcorn that definitely wasn’t there earlier and Yeosang’s face is buried in a pillow as his body shakes with laughter.

“Bring me the cat.” Yunho snaps, getting into the mood once more, and San glances around for his extra.

[@teajuns commenting: yunho really getting into it kshdksj]

“Jongho, you’re going to be the guy that whips Hongjoong-hyung.”

Jongho couldn’t look happier, jumping to his feet at the words, his eyes shining.

“Really?”

Hongjoong’s eyes widen almost comically in horror and he desperately scrambles back. “He’s going to break my back!”

“We don’t have a whip, but we do have a squeaky hammer!” San grins, pulling out the plastic mallet from the box. He tosses it to Jongho, who catches it and eyes it with a vindictive smile Hongjoong’s honestly quite terrified of.

“Don’t worry, hyung. I promise I’ll be gentle.” Jongho looks more terrifying than that Leon guy could ever be. Striding over, he rips the red blanket from Hongjoong, leaving the poor leader on the ground. He raises the squeaky mallet.

The sight is menacing.

“I’m not doing this!” Hongjoong shrieks, running for his life around the dance studio, Jongho chasing after him. Seonghwa documents the whole thing, spinning round and round in circles before he finally retreats the the floor.

“Sorry everyone, I got too dizzy.” He apologises with a laugh.

“Let me go!” The leader screams as Jongho catches him by the legs, sending both of them sprawling to the ground.

“Tell me who broke my guitar string!”

“Never!”

The maknae raises the hammer and mercilessly thwacks his hyung with it, the rubber hammer going squeak squeak squeak.

“Fine, fine, fine! I broke it while trying to play Havana, okay? God, please just stop hitting me! I surrender!”

There’s a final, hard smack and the hammer goes flying out of Jongho’s hands, hitting Wooyoung straight in the face.

[@roamingthesails commented: i can’t stop laughing this is so stupid]

Squeak!

“Ow! I’m not even a part of your scene, Jongho!”

“Hongjoong’s back is a mutilated, bloody mess of raw flesh and shredded skin, crimson streaming from several open wounds. Your captain is on his knees, face pressed against the floor, body trembling.” Mingi baulks a little at the intense description. “You can’t even begin to imagine what absolute agony he must be in, your musket wound was nothing compared to this. But your captain remains silent, teeth gritted against the torment brought on with each swing of the whip. Honestly, you’re so cool in this story, hyung. The last time you got a paper cut you nearly cried and went to Seonghwa-hyung to get a plaster-”

“I didn’t!” Hongjoong groans from the floor, attempting to massage his back. Jongho climbs off him with a triumph grin, settling next to Yeosang.

“Now act like you’re strong and laugh at Yunho, Hongjoong-hyung.” San directs his leader, but the lead rapper simply remains prone on the ground.

“I’m dead, I’m dead…” He moans, lying on the floor like a dead fish. “Just let me die…”

San squirts a bottle of red liquid on his back and Hongjoong screams, leaping off the floor in fright. The back of his shirt looks like a bloody mess. “San, what was that?”

“Ketchup.” The brand is blurred out, but it’s ketchup, alright. “It’s supposed to be your blood.”

“I showered before this…” Hongjoong whines, staring mournfully at his shirt. San ignores him and moves to check his script once more.

[@faith032101 commented: Does this make Hongjoong a snack?]

[VLIVE Heart Count has reached 105k]

“Act evil and tell Hongjoong you’re going to whip Wooyoung too.” He instructs, and Yunho turns to Hongjoong with an evil grin that looks way too into character.

“Let me go!” Wooyoung tries to slip out of Yunho’s arms, but fails spectacularly once again. “I don’t want to get beaten up by Jongho! How is this kind of thing even allowed to be aired-”

“I wonder if your tongue will loosen if I do it to one of your crew, then?”

“I don’t want to die!”

“Now rip Wooyoung’s shirt, Yunho.” San instructs, studying the script. Wooyoung shrieks, doubling his efforts to become Houdini.

“This shirt cost me eighty two thousand won! Don’t do this to meeeee-”

[VLIVE Heart Count has reached 579k]

[@addictmaniac commented: TAKE ONE FOR THE ATINY TEAM AND DO IT YUNHO]

Mingi adds on grimly. “Uncaring of the gun at your head, you flail and thrash against him, to no avail.”

“This shirt was expensive-”

With that, Wooyoung finally breaks free of Yunho’s grip, but the momentum brought on by his little escape sends him stumbling and he trips over Hongjoong’s blanket, before sprawling on top of his leader.

“Ow!”

“Wooyoung, you little-”

“Oh my god Hongjoong’s finally found out Chin Hae is a woman!” Mingi gasps in shock, a hand coming over his mouth. Yeosang gapes in shock.

“Oh no! What’s going to happen? Wooyoung’s going to hate her and they’re never going to be together-”

“Eh, I more of shipped her with captain anyway.” Jongho drawls.

“And he looks so betrayed! Hongjoong, don’t be sad! I promise Chin Hae didn’t want to lie to you-”

“I knew it from the beginning…” Hongjoong groans from under Wooyoung. Mingi ignores him.

“Not you, the cooler Hongjoong in the book.”

“She’s coming back with us. I hope you’re pure for sale, my sweet, but I suppose that may be difficult when you’re on the same ship as so many men- I sound like a pervert, I’m not saying this.” Yunho shakes his head, tossing the script away. It smacks into the camera.

“Ah!” Seonghwa rushes to save it. “Yunho!”

“Hongjoong-hyung, you’re supposed to shout Wooyoung’s name and we get a smoke bomb-”

“But I’m the main character!” Wooyoung protests as he heaves himself off his leader. The front of his shirt is sticky with ketchup, as if he’s the victim of a homicide case.

San pauses to think for a moment. “That’s true. We’ll just move on then. Jongho, smoke bomb please!”

Jongho picks up the cup of popcorn and throws it into the air. It goes absolutely everywhere.

“Great work, Jongho!”

“He flies out of nowhere, lunging for your captor. Leon snarls and tries to kick him away, but then he raises a short knife and buries it in Leon’s arm. The man holding you stumbles back onto the gangplank, falling onto the ground and your saviour takes your hand.” Mingi reads aloud, eyes wide. Then his mouth falls open. “Yeosang, you’re going to-”

[VLIVE Heart Count has reached 1.7M]

“Yeosang the knight in shining armour to the rescue!” Jongho pulls three kazoos from his pockets and blows wildly. The screeching noise almost breaks a few thousand eardrums around the world.

Yeosang stands up, picking his way through the ketchupy, popcorn mess that is the room. He takes Wooyoung’s hand awkwardly.

“Like this?”

“Great! Yunho, pick up the party popper there and shoot Yeosang with it!” San cheers, almost grinning madly. Yeosang’s eyes widen in horror.

“Wait, what-”

Boom!

[@pinkrosesandblackthorns commented: YEOSANG IS DEAD ARGHHHH]

[@sassy-kpop-glitter commented: NO! NO! YEOSANG NEEDS TO LIVE AND BE HAPPY! DON’T BE SO CRUEL YUNHO]

[@ateez-8-makes-1-team commented: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS YUNHO]

“I didn’t do it on purpose!” Yunho yelps, dropping the confetti gun.

Yeosang slumps to the ground, groaning. “That hurt…”

“Join the club.” Hongjoong mutters, a few inches next to him and completely spent.

“Wooyoung, go and shake his body and cry.” San whirls around dramatically, tossing his script into the air.

Wooyoung finally decides to try his hand at acting and sinks to his knees next to Yeosang. San shakes another red bottle on the two of them. “NAORIIIII!”

“No, that movie is Goblin, Wooyoung-”

“What is this ketchup? It’s burning my skin!” Wooyoung shrieks and San double checks the bottle, face turning a little pale.

“Oh. It was chilli.”

There’s a moment of silence as Yeosang and Wooyoung both stare at each other. Then they’re bolting for the door in horror, dashing from the dance studio while tripping over their own feet.

San follows, calling after them.

“Need any help, guys?”

“I’m a terrible person. I’m a terrible cruel, cold hearted man who just killed Yeosang with a confetti gun.” Yunho is mumbling to himself. Mingi pats him on the back, pushing him out of the door as well.

“Maybe you should get some rest, hyung. I hear the author has some pretty nasty stuff planned for you after the Sea Witch arc…”

[@chasingatinydream commented: STOP SPOILING THE STORY MINGI]

The two vanish out of the door.

“I’m going to take a shower and see a doctor.” Hongjoong groans, dragging himself after them. The door clicks shut behind him.

The camera turns around to fit Seonghwa’s unruffled face into the frame.

“Well, that was Pirate King, chapter 22, gunshot. Roll credits.” He shows the floor, the scene of a massacre with popcorn scattered everywhere. “I suppose this is just a good opportunity for cleaning up, hmm?”

[VLIVE Heart Count has reached 3.6M]

The next thirty minutes of the VLIVE are of Seonghwa’s Cleaning ASMR.

[studying-mostly]

Who do u ship ur mutual s with question mark ALSO WAIT WHY ARE THERE NEW POSTS ON UR BLOG I HAVENT SEEN YET

Alright, this took me,,,,,way too long because I figured, I might as well be thorough

So, DISCLAIMER: i changed the ask a bit; instead of who I ship you with, because I only know their stage personalities and the image they present, I instead went with who i think your vibe would get along really well with. You’ll see me using phrases like “someone like (name)” to help emphasize that this is rlly based off of the image they present ALSO in some cases, I didn’t pair you with your bias and that’s because, while I think you’d get along with your bias, I thought that you’d be more compatible (romantically or platonically) with someone else (sharpen your pitchforks elsewhere, these are the hills i choose to die on)

SECOND DISCLAIMER: I separated this into two categories; since most of my mutuals are my mutuals through Ateez, I’ll do one “ship” with someone in Ateez, and then an additional “ship” with someone else (all based on groups I know, so it’s a bit limited; if you want me to look into girl groups for you to see what I find, I’m more than willing to do that!) And, this is mainly for the mutuals that I interact with mainly because I’m able to give a more confident answer on who I think they should gravitate towards, I’ll probably update this post as I interact more (if you want to be added, msg me!)

Alright, so let’s get started

@jongholover:

1) Ateez ship: (drum roll please) WOOYOUNG : Okay so hear me out. I thought about someone like Jongho but honestly, I think you’d fit better with someone like Wooyoung. Someone a little bit more playful without being shy, and caring in a way that matches yours. You're both emotional people, but whereas for some pairings that'd be problematic, it's something that I think is crucial: someone emotional would understand you. The best example for why I chose Wooyoung was the mafia vlive, where he was tapping San's hand and being mischievous, and that fits you really well. For some people, I’ve paired them with someone who is a bit of their opposite, but I feel like you’d be most comfortable with someone who’s like you, someone who gets you without much worry and I think the person Wooyoung projects to be matches that really well, with just enough difference to keep it as a “match” rather than a “mirror”. 

2) Misc: Jeno from NCT ; so this is a little bit more of your opposite, but I have the gut feeling that if you were to find someone like Jeno, you guys would get along really well ; he seems to be a little bit more on the quiet side which balances you out, while still being aware of those around him, which matches you quite a bit. It’s still someone similar to you, but with a little bit of variance (But out of these, I think someone like Wooyoung fits you much better)

@yunhos-gf

1) Ateez ship : (she’s gonna kill me) Yeosang!  I think that you would get along amazingly with someone like Yunho, so I definitely want you to know that I absolutely see you with someone like him, but I think in terms of compatibility, you’ll feel at ease with someone like Yeosang. His bit of shyness would keep yours in check without feeling like you have to do something grand to prove yourself. Also there’s that little bit of opposites with his “quietness”, but he’s still playful enough that I don’t think it’d alienate you. At the end of the day, someone like Yeosang and Yunho came in at a tie, so I think it really depends on what type of person you’re looking for at that moment: someone a little quieter, or someone a little bit more goofy

2) Misc ship: Juyeon from the The Boyz: So, I already told her this, but it’s gonna be the hill I die on. Whereas with jongholover above, I said that the Ateez ship fit better, I’m saying that someone like Juyeon fits better than Yunho or Yeosang. He’s again on the quieter side while still having a sense of humor, which I think is crucial for you, but he also has a steadiness that I think you would pair really well with. Someone like Juyeon I think is bound to motivate/inspire/enamor you in some way or form. The simplest answer is that his vibe may not mirror yours, but it’s one that pairs really well with yours anyway. I also feel like you’d do best with someone “steady” without them being a leader, per se, and that’s exactly where Juyeon is. Passionate without being extremely in your face passionate, and more of a tempered sense of humor; I will die on this hill but find someone like Juyeon and prove me right

@shining-universe 

1) Ateez ship: Yunho! So here was another ship where, instead of going with someone of your opposite, I’m going with someone that more matches you. I think that honestly, you’d feel best and fit best with someone bubbly and goofy and bright and in ateez, that’s Yunho hands down. But he’s not the only sunshine of the group so lemme explain ; Yunho is very bubbly and playful without it being “”savage””, and his type of humor fits yours extremely well. Also, big heart needs another big heart; someone like you with someone like Yunho is basically the sunshine pair

2) Misc ship: (i’m gonna cheat here because lbr,,,what else was I going to put) Shinwon from Pentagon!  This was a no-brainer. Yunho might actually be too bubbly/bright for you, and that’s where someone like Shinwon comes in. Another sunshine, but definitely more on the caring side. And when I say caring side I mean heart bigger than body ; you guys literally care so much about the people around you while still being so passionate about what you believe in. There's a lot of overlap regarding wanting to improve the lives of others (whether through music or education) and that's something that I think you gravitate towards; you need someone with a heart as big as yours, without it being overwhelming. When I think of Shinwon, I think of a big heart and an endless amount of care for those close to him and that matches you perfectly! Again, I think you’d be most comfortable with someone like you, and Shinwon is it (there are some differences, but it’s more in terms of balancing rather than polar-opposites). Overall, he’s someone that fits you pretty damn well (also catch the endless giggling and quiet moments but also,,,hmmm,,, concert dates?) so my advice; find someone like Shinwon!!

@cutieyeosanggie

1) Ateez ship: Hongjoong! So this one was super difficult, because while I think you’d get along with all of them really really well, in terms of who I think matches you best,,,,it gave me a lot to think about, but I finally settled on Hongjoong and I think someone like him would fit really well. I can hear the confusion already ; at first, I hesitated putting you with a leader because of a variety of factors, but I think his passion and quiet determination would be a really good match for you; not quite your opposite. This is a pairing where I think both you and someone like him would come out a little bit different than before you met, in the best way. Ultimately, what made my decision was how caring he is towards his members, and how supportive and that’s something that I think fits really well with you overall ; find someone who matches how much you care, whether they’re your opposite or you’re mirror and I think it’ll be a really good match

2) Misc ship: I.M. Monsta X / Vernon Seventeen ; okay so, i’m pretty you’re the only mutual who i gave three ships and that’s because I really could not decide between Wonwoo or I.M. I think it genuinely comes down to whatever you’re looking for at that moment, but it was important to me to pair you with someone outspoken, has a little bit of “edge” to them, and someone extremely passionate, despite being a little quiet. Someone like that, who both IM and Vernon tend to present as, would fit really, really well with you. The outspokenness is critically important for how active you are in your community and you are literally so, so passionate that it was crucial to find someone who seems just as passionate ; the little bit of edge comes into, what i think might be, your personal preference. Pairing you with someone like the sunshine member, or the cutesy type was an absolute no-no for you. Additionally, I.M. and Vernon both tend to present as sort of the quiet types (lol Vernon, quiet, but stick with me, he also has that dry wit that i think would pair really well with yours) but they’re also readily able to be totally silly in a way that fits yours silliness rather than say someone like Jinyoung from GOT7 and that’s something that I think would balance well with you

@gothicmingi

1) Ateez ship: Mingi! Honestly, I debated pairing you with someone like San but this is one of those occasions where I’m going with your bias. In all honesty, Mingi’s sense of humor definitely fits yours; a little less wit per se and little bit more genuinely comedic and silly ; your sense of humor is one that I really wanted to match because it’s literally the first thing i think of when I think of you and finding someone ready to laugh at a moment’s notice was a must ; someone like Mingi with you would be more of the pairing that joking poke fun at each other rather than say how you actually feel and it works (that’s less Mingi and more what i genuinely see you for but whatever) another really important quality to me was his determination. it’s a little less intense than Hongjoong’s. I think putting you with someone determined is important because I can see that being a pairing that inspires/motivates you

2) Misc ship: Mark from NCT ; Laughy 99liner boy!! I think that honestly,,,,you’d work better with someone like Mark than with someone like Mingi. The humorous personalities match up and I can see this being a pairing that’s basically like being best friends. Pairing you in a more best friend dynamic i think fits perfectly, and mark has that vibe of working rlly well with you; you’re both so ready to laugh and have a good time, but in a brighter way than say, Lucas. I think Lucas might be a little bit too much for you, but anyway, back to Mark. Additionally, his determination and hard work!! Going back to the points above, that’s something that I think you’d gravitate towards, whether because you see yourself reflected in it or because that’s something you aspire to be, either way, i see this working out rlly rlly well. He’s also a leader, from dream, without being a Leader (like Taeyong) and having that middle ground between still being playful and childish without the vast responsibility and seriousness from being a full-time leader would keep the serious side of him from alienating you. Hopefully this has made sense so far, but find someone like Mark! I think it’d work really well!

Alright! so those are the mutuals I’ve had a lot of interaction with, and as I’ve said at the beginning of the post, I’m totally willing to keep this updated! (and, if you’d want a girl group pairing, just msg me and I’ll do some research!)

@jongholover this literally took me so many days to think about and mull over and y’all best appreciate my deep thoughts into basically the type of person I think you’d work well with

(remember me fondly, i typed so much)

[fluffytsukino1009]

Hello! I saw you were doing ships! I was wondering if you could ship me with someone from BTS and someone from Ateez!

My bias in BTS is Jimin 😁 (I have a soft spot for Yoongi too tho lol)

I can't choose my bias in Ateez tho 😅 I'm stuck between Yunho, Yeosang, and San and everytime I think I've picked one, the other two gang up on me (help 🤣).

I'm 25 ! I'm 5'2", brown hair, brown eyes. I have a Disney tattoo 😬 and I want more tattoos but I'm struggling on what I want lol

I love to read, write, I'm learning to play guitar, I also love learning languages (I'm okay in Japanese, I'm also learning Korean and Thai right now too!). I love video games. I used to be a dancer for 13 years but I quit after a bad knee injury. I miss it! 🤔

And the questions I would like answers to are: how they fell in love with me? What has does he say to his bandmates about me? What song would they serenade me with? And how are they surprising me for our anniversary?

😅 I hope that wasn't too long. I'm excited to see what you come up with! Thank you!!!

Ok, first thing first, I literally gasp when I read you're struggling trying to choose between Yunho, Yeosang and San, cause OMG ME TOO. There's something about those three, can't we just take them home as a whole package?

I have to give you Jimin and Yunho cause I can clearly see their faces light up when they hear you say you're a former dancer. And please take care of my baby Yunho, guess I'm keeping Yeosang and San for myself now lol.

Jimin

How he fell in love with you?

When he heard you play the guitar for the first time.

Will probably joke saying you bewitched him with your music, which is his way of explaining the deep and pure love that fill his heart ever since.

What he said to his bandmates about you?

First thing he had to mention was your height, just because he knows boys were actually curious about it. As he starts talking about your writing and music taste comes to realise you're the coolest person he knows, so ever since everytime he talks about you makes it clear you're his definition of "cool".

What song he would serenade you with?

Everything by 10cm

Sings parts of the song at your ear every now and then until you ask him to sing it full, he can't tell you no, but is a little bit shy, doesn't want you to think he's a cheesy boyfriend, but he's a cheesy boyfriend.

How is he surprising you for your anniversary?

Hope you're in the mood because he thinks there's no better occasion to take you to Disneyland. Expects for you to accept wearing matching hoodies. And yes, he's taking video of it all.

Yunho

How he fell in love with you?

When you beat him at his video game. He smiled wide knowing he finally found a worthy opponent, lucky him, you're also his lover and best friend, what else could he need?

What he said to his bandmates about you?

He show you off all the time. Is San speaking japanesse? Well, you know who else speak japanesse. Is Seonghwa quietly reading a book? Good moment to mention this book you told him about. Is Hongjoong writing something? How fun, you're good at writing too.

What song he would serenade you with?

Locked out of heaven by Bruno Mars

And expect a self made choreography too. He thinks you deserve that extra effort, so would take it very serious and kinda make of it a big deal. All for the memories.

How is he surprising you for your anniversary?

Well... That serenade we were talking about... He's dragging all the boys to be part of it so he can make it as amazing possible. May cook dinner for you later unless you prefer to go out, whatever you want you get.

[onyourhyuck]

Omg I saw this and I immediately had to join you. You made your answers look so fun 😫.

• What was your ultimate bias doing at the exact moment they became your ult?

This is a hard one but haechan when he was doing the avatar roleplay with Renjun saying he’s gonna “ride Renjun” just like they do In avatar 😭. Baekhyun when he hit dem freakin’ high notes when seeing bambi and cry for love on v app. Jaemin the moment he did his little dancey dance in 7lin spraying mosquito repellent as he faces haechan and he made the poor boy die out of laughter LMAO. Mark when he had his birthday live recently trying those little cakes in a cake..? And he spoke about how bad he’s felt for us bc the TDS 2 was cancelled at that time. Super Junior Eunhyuck getting mistaken by being called Leeteuk. And finally Lee Taemin from Shinee when he released danger 💅.

• if you were stranded on an island, which idol would you want to be stranded with, and which one would you wanna toss back into the ocean?

I’d definitely bring someone who’s going to help me survive, so I think Jaemin because he knows how to cook meat very well. Maybe doyoung for the brains. Johnny for protection? I’d most likely toss haechan bc he wouldn’t really be help of me but HE IS smart so idk, it’s a 50/50 😭 I’m fr tossing my bias out.. JISUNG AS WELL BC HE WOULD BE SCARED TO STAY ANYWAYS.

• name the kpop song you go to when a non-kpop friend hands you the aux.

I often recommend superhuman by nct 127, life is still going on by nct dream, miracle by wayv, bambi and cry for love by Baekhyun and criminal by taemin <3 I also recommend lots of girl groups such as mamamoo and gidle.

• alternatively, if you’ve had aux privileges revoked due to kpop, name the song that took away your right to have the aux.

AHHHH IDK-. Ig bring the noize as well? That’s like the most understandable one I could put. But I do love it especially performance where jaehyun does asmr rap 💅

• if your bias hadn’t debuted in their group, what other group could you see them being in (and why)?

Lee Mfing Haechan would be a damn soloist not kidding I’m genuinely determined that he would’ve debuted alone. D.O admitted to being a farmer LMAOA SO IDK WHAT TO DO WITH HIM. Taemin would’ve been in super junior considering he was raised by them.

• what’s the funniest thing your ult has ever done?

Kiss a guy’s cheek he is absolutely whipped for and suddenly inhaled his makeup, dying midway the cheek kiss 😭😭. (This was a punishment bc he lost btw..) cough haechan and Renjun.

Baekhyun lives and breathes comedian energy. The time he admitted showering with exo members and now the superm members too… 😭 gave them culture shock.

Taemin exposing shinee like it’s his second job.

Mark making endless dick jokes with jaemin will never not be funny and cringy.

No explanation needed for Suju, they’ve been crazy from the beginning.

• have you ever been biaswrecked into having more than one bias? if so, who was it, and who are your current biases in that group?

Oh god lots of times.

NCT (overall)- Haechan, Mark (he’s literally been attacking me with his cuteness rn), Jaemin (Will always be my lovely bias wrecker), Yuta man’s a literal professional liar, and Hendery <3 my love.

Exo- Kyungsoo my baby, Baekhyun <3 and Sehun 😭

shinee- Taemin & Key. These two never fail to make me laugh together.

Stray kids- Hyujin & Bangchan!!

Ateez- I love them all but I think Yeosang and wooyoung really have my heart. San and yunho are prolly my bias wreckers tho.

super junior- Heechul, eunhyuck and Donghae are just chefs kiss. Heechul is a variety king. D&E are musical geniuses.

Txt- Beomgyu, jessi made me Stan them😭

TVXQ- Changmin mwah

•name an idol collaboration you would love to see that hasn’t happened yet.

3RACHA & Mark Lee + Taeyong <3 rap like collab?

Yangyang and Yedam… it just sounds like a bop.

Yuta x Momo collab? My J Line heart?

Haechan and Baekhyun PLSSSS.

Taemin with Park Jisung 😫 I need it. A song. Maybe a dance performance.

Ten x Lisa my Thai line heart.

•what’s one trait in particular that you share with a bias? i.e same laugh, same starbucks order, etc.

Some are traits but some aren’t really traits. For example I’m an ENFP and Haechan (used) to be an enfp 🥲 we radiate like the same energy.

I tease and joke around the members like haechan does to mark and the dreamies. I’m also often bullied 😤 #stopmiso abuse. OH and we both love love love Michael Jackson.

I hit people when I laugh, just like mark.

I value affection and skinship like Jaemin 🥲.

Both me and Renjun do art/drawing as a hobby.

I love CATS just like Jeno but I can’t get one yet </3.

•describe your worst date ever but replace the name of your date with your biaswrecker.

�� haechan made me walk to a far away city on foot from my town area where I lived…? This wasn’t like a bf or gf person this was just a person who had a fat crush on me and asked me out for food.

I solely only said yes bc of food but 😀 he made me walk 3 hours to get into the city . Then he started boosting about how many times he injured himself in his lifetime </3

•if your favorite kpop song was a flavor, what would it taste like?

Life is still going on by nct dream would taste like vanilla cake with lots of fresh cream and strawberries <3

•what group would you most want to play cards against humanity with?

Either Wayv (for pure shits and giggles) or Nct Dream bc we’re close in age. I’m an gen z liner 👨 so like yk gen z shet gotta stick together like a STICKA STICKA. I feel like if I played with 127 tho then yuta would absolutely go ballistic with it and Jae would be so competitive. Dreamies at least have some uncompetitive members where I can RELAX. 127 group are filled with competitive people.

•name a random animal off the top of your head. what idol do you associate with this animal?  

Bear. Haechan 😭 he really is a bear tho.

Cat apparently equals jaemin now bc he doesn’t want to be a bunny no more </3

•what’s the last comeback you stayed up all night for?

I remember staying up for BOOM comeback & 2 Baddies now <3 😫 slay but that’s bc I’m severally ill rn and I was in pain so I couldn’t sleep. 2 Baddies kept me busy and entertained from it all

•and finally, what’s one song in your kpop playlist that you would totally lose your mind over if it came on in a grocery store?

TO MY FIRST, I WIL START BALLING MY EYES OUT LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW ON THIS SINGLE PLANET CALLED EARTH.

RAINBOW TOO. I’d go mental.

Uhm 2 baddies and love talk as well 😫💅 2 baddies 2 baddies 1 Porsche. I cant get over the fact that this song is literally about a threesome (at least in my head)

Tagging the lovely owner that I luv. @theficblog <3

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•what was your ultimate bias doing at the exact moment they became your ult?

Baekhyun released the masterpiece Bambi. Taeyong was malfunctioning on his lives. Ten was probably still with his cats. Doyoung was being bullied over “sseuka sseuka” by NCT and Jihoon started wearing glasses for Jikjin promotions.

•if you were stranded on an island, which idol would you want to be stranded with, and which one would you wanna toss back into the ocean?

Kun, or also maybe Suho. These guys would just know how to somehow get back then it wont matter if you have to fly or swim underground. Food won’ be a problem either and if they can handle their chaotic groups then I am just a calm and collected person lol. Sorry but Baekhyun will be tossed back. He will be of no help. I love him but just no. Haechan too, bye bye and so is Yangyang. Beomgyu too. No I am not trusting them. Like they would invite trouble in the first place.

•name the kpop song you go to when a non-kpop friend hands you the aux.

Love Talk - english version and I don’t care what occasion is that this song is getting played. I have got my non kpop friends into NCT to the extent they have started singing these songs. Darari by treasure, they say it’s a sweet one. Also Darl+ling by seventeen. 

•alternatively, if you’ve had aux privileges revoked due to kpop, name the song that took away your right to have the aux.

Bring the noize and I don’t need to explain. It’s a nice song though, I love it.

•if your bias hadn’t debuted in their group, what other group could you see them being in (and why)?

Jihoon would be the center for the new YG girl group. 

•what’s the funniest thing your ult has ever done?

Baekhyun exists. When is he not funny but well he should have not exposed exo and superm’s nude secrets on national television. 

•have you ever been biaswrecked into having more than one bias? if so, who was it, and who are your current biases in that group?

All of the time! I mostly have more than just one bias in a group. I have so many NCT biases - Taeyong, Ten, Doyoung, Kun, Yuta, Jaehyun, Jaemin.  For TREASURE it’s Jihoon, Hyunsuk, Jeongwoo, Jaehyuk. Stray kids is Seungmin, Hyunjin and Changbin. Exo - Baekhyun, Suho, Jongin.   TXT is Soobin and Yeonjun Enhypen has Jay and Ni-ki. Ateez has Hongjoong and Mingi  And more, I never have one bias.

•name an idol collaboration you would love to see that hasn’t happened yet.

WOODZ x Baekhyun. Doyoung + Taeil  x Jeongwoo + Yedam. Seulgi and Jennie. Don’t ask me why I just wanna see them together.

•what’s one trait in particular that you share with a bias? i.e same laugh, same starbucks order, etc.

I wear glasses if that’s a trait. I love cleanliness like Taeyong.

•describe your worst date ever but replace the name of your date with your biaswrecker.

My biaswrecker never took me out. We never went on a date. (Yeah I mean, I’ve never even had an irl cursh, forget anything else lol. I’m just a very non-romantic person irl, all the romance just exists in the fanfics i write haha)

•if your favorite kpop song was a flavor, what would it taste like?

Love Me Now by NCT 127 would taste like melted chocolate and I won’t share it with anyone. 

•what group would you most want to play cards against humanity with?

WayV. It would be funny cos even the weirdest shit would possibly make sense to them.

•name a random animal off the top of your head. what idol do you associate with this animal?  

Cat because I met a cute little brown haired cat today and I was standing it came and rested right between my legs. The prettiest thing ever and of course, cats, Ten.

•what’s the last comeback you stayed up all night for?

Time zones have been nice to me tbh. Idk maybe never lol I love my sleep.

•and finally, what’s one song in your kpop playlist that you would totally lose your mind over if it came on in a grocery store?

Misfit. They would throw me out. 

I tag my besties: @tyong-blr @jaehunnyy @nightfalls-teddy @onyourhyuck and yes, anyone else who wants to give it a try!!