#LISTEN TO JESSE ST JAMES

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Real eyes

Realize

The New Directions would’ve won nationals in season 2 if they would’ve 👏🏻LISTENED👏🏻TO👏🏻JESSE👏🏻ST.👏🏻JAMES👏🏻

[gleesongtournament]

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Listening to rolling in the deep feat Jonathan groff from the hit show glee hashtag I love Jesse st James that loser

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Another Unpopular Opinion

Just watched a video that ranked 54 Glee singers.

Brittany was number 42. Now, I know she doesn't have the strongest voice but, by the end of the series, she had definitely improved. I'd have her in the top 25 at least.

My biggest beef was Santana was ranked #5. I was like...say what?

#4 was Elliot Gilbert

#3 was Jesse St. James

#2 was Rachel Berry

#1 was Mercedes Jones

I can agree with Mercedes at #1 (although I tend to flip-flop depending on what I just listened to or watched; Santana doing Girl on Fire and I'm like Oh, hell yeah, Santana is the best. Then Mercedes does I'm Not Going and I'm like, oh, right, yeah Mercedes is awesome).

But to say Elliot and Jesse were BETTER than Santana? Oh... HELL TO THE NO.

For me, FOR ME, Santana and Mercedes were always the best. Hands down.

I always felt Rachel was over-rated.

Don't get me wrong; she has a technically wonderful voice and great breath control and she does those BIG VOICE songs beautifully. (Run, Joey, Run was bad for more than one reason).

But.

Mercedes and Santana have proven they can do them as well (I Will Always Love You? Don't Rain On My Parade?) BUT ... they can also cover fun songs and pop song and R&B songs. Both of them are more versatile performers. They both also have more sex appeal and presence than Rachel. (IN MY OPINION) They OWN their performances in a way that Rachel just doesn't. Not saying she's bad. She's definitely top 10, maybe even top 5 but some of the singers that came through Glee just seemed ... more.

Rachel always struck me as a one trick pony. Big songs, sure. But even Paradise By the Dashboard Lights seemed to be missing something. (Again, FOR ME).

Anyway, just wanted to vent about my belief that "Rachel's great and all but Santana and Mercedes were the top bitches of that Glee Club".

[mymanyfandomramblings]

for the ask game can you do finchel :]

Of course:

when I started shipping it if I did:

I have been a Finchel fan since I started watching Glee earlier this year.

my thoughts:

I do like them together. Sure, they both had a lot of growth to get through, but I genuinely think they could have made it work, if they had the chance.

What makes me happy about them:

They're so cute when they are good together. During Duets, and Heart and Journey To Regionals and countless other episodes, their interactions are so sweet. I love how they look at each other and their duets and the way they complement each other--her intensity to his easygoing-ness. It's very cute.

What makes me sad about them:

They did have a lot of issues, which can be easily put up to the fact that they were both absolutely still developing and growing up and figuring themselves out. Unfortunately, of course, we never got to see how they might have turned out, and how they would have worked together.

things done in fanfic that annoys me:

Either exaggerating their flaws or pretending they don't exist.

things I look for in fanfic:

Fanfics that actually explore their less-triumphant moments without villainizing them. I read a really good one focusing on Season-2B-Finn, which was decidedly not Finn at his best, which really dug into his psyche.

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: 

I'm no Jesse St. James fan, but I do think that Rachel and Jesse would suit each other. As for Finn--I can imagine him pairing decently with Mercedes

My happily ever after for them:

I'd like to imagine them living in an outer New York suburb--where Rachel can commute to work on Broadway easily, but Finn doesn't have to live right in the very heart of the city (compromise is good for everyone!). Rachel would obviously be a Broadway star and Finn would run community programs that allow kids to make friends and do social activities--like participating in show choir or sports. They'd have one child.

who is the big spoon/little spoon:

Considering the solid foot difference in their heights, I think it's safe to say Rachel is the little spoon.

what is their favorite non-sexual activity:

I think they'd love talking about and listening to the other person talk about their interests--Rachel giving Finn rundowns about musicals before they see them, Finn explaining what's happening during sports games when they watch them etc. I also think they'd regularly catch up with Kurt and Blaine.

[womaninwinter]

Met as little kids AU?

Ooooh this is super good, but I’m going to have to work very hard not plagiarise the fic I’ve read with this exact premise lol. Here goes:

1. After Lucy’s dad died, a relative of her mum’s offered to care for one of the kids to like ease the burden on her, and her mum was like “great yes, save me some money” but then the relative took a shine to Lucy and insisted on taking her. Mrs Carlyle wanted to keep Lucy as a cash cow but that was a few years down the line, so her impatience gets the better of her and she lets the aunt or whoever take her

2. The aunt or cousin or what have you lived in London and she’s a Catholic convert (you know I gotta make it catholic) so they go to the same church as the Lockwoods

3. Lucy gets to know little Lockwood through Sunday school and little Lockwood takes a shine to her. They become friends and when his parents die, Lucy is his lifeline

4. Shortly before Jess dies, Lucy’s relative passes away unexpectedly and Lucy has to go back to the north. Being young, Lockwood doesn’t exactly understand that she didn’t choose to leave

5. Lucy works as with Jacobs back home just as in canon and leaves just as in canon, but when she gets back to London, she visits St James to remember her aunt and her friend. And who should she run into but Lockwood?? And then there’s this whole thing of him knowing she’s an excellent listener but also resenting the fact she left, plus Jess died right afterwards which she doesn’t know and it’s a mess!!

It all ends happily somehow, idk

[spaceorphan18]

Hi, how are you? I'm so happy you are still active! It's sort of incredible to me that you still keep a lot of love for these characters and their relationships. Not that they don't deserve that or that they would have gotten less interesting with time, it's just that I tend to jump from interest to interest quickly. Anyway, what I wanted to say is that your metas were and are always so good, and they are 100% responsible for me enjoying Kurt, Blaine and Klaine better! Honestly, I wasn't a big fan of them in the earlier seasons, but after rewatching seasons 4-6 in the pandemic and reading your metas, I was suddenly very invested. I love them now! My favorite arc of them is them both in NYC in season 5. Maybe because they were older and messy in a way that was more relatable to me specifically, and maybe because I really like how they were having problems of a "real adult relationship". You have probably heard it a lot before but thank you so much for all your work and your dedication all these years. Because I have came across your posts after a while, I must admit I am sort of curious about whether there's anything that you have changed your mind about in the last couple of years. Who are the characters/relationship, apart from them and theirs, that you're still interested in, if there's any? Is there anything that you have completely changed your mind about, that you can think of? And what was the last song from Glee that you have listened to?

Hi Nonny!

First of all -- thank you for such a kind note, it made my day to see this in my in box. It's very sweet to know that people do actually enjoy being around here. Because I never know if I've gone into being too annoying or not. (And I'm sure lots of people felt that way a long time ago.)

As for still being around -- well, I have a tendency to collect things as I go. I'm one of those people who never really truly leaves, even if other interests arise. I still very much love The Office, which came before. And still love X-Men even though I was a kid when that obsession started. For better or for worse, I always like what I like.

I'm so glad to hear that I've helped you come around to Klaine! Sometimes positivity can do that! There is so much to pick a part with their relationship -- one of the most enjoyable parts of being in fandom is getting to explore that and pick it a part and examine it!

Have my thoughts on Klaine changed at all in recent years? Not really, no. I mean, compared to at the time, I adore Season 6 a lot, and enjoy Season 4 a lot more. I think I've made my peace with a lot of the bad along with the good of the show. It's almost been ten years since it's not been on the air -- and I can't change anything. So, why be angry about it, you know?

Who are the characters/relationship, apart from them and theirs, that you're still interested in, if there's any? Is there anything that you have completely changed your mind about, that you can think of?

This probably deserves it's own post because I have a lot of feelings for so much more of the show than just Klaine.

I probably like Rachel more than a lot of other people. Really, when she's not given everything (like at the end of season 3) I think she's an interesting character. I love Mercedes and find it tragic that the show never knew what to do with her. I do like Santana -- I'm sorry, Brittana really doesn't do anything for me, but she's a fascinating character to look at.

I do love Sam, and always find him endearing. Jesse St James has completely grown on me over the years.

I also have more of an appreciation for Jane Lynch and Jessilyn Gilsig than I used to.

I'm not sure if there's anything I've completely changed my mind about? I'm way, way, way more tolerant of Karofsky than I used to be -- but I think because I've had a lot a lot a lot of time to mull it all over.

Do you have specific characters or story lines you'd like to hear more about?

And what was the last song from Glee that you have listened to?

Probably Love is a Battlefield - because I wanted to see the choreography in comparison to BICO, lol.

It's been a long, long time since I've watch any of the show -- but also been a while since I've listened to the music, too. I really need to again.

Thank you again for your kind words -- please don't be a stranger!

[hauntnowpod]

We're in week three of our crowdfunding campaign, and we've got more voice actors to introduce you to!

Jess "Bear" Winston is back as the voice of Alicia, Eulalie's boo (pun intended) who has some long overdue family business to attend to this season...

From Alicia in TWWHN to Kaan in On The Line... the vocal expansion of their talent is on rise... Please check them out on their soundcloud as well as their streams on www.twitch.tv/Moukeni! Feel free to say hi!

Jordan Alekzander Moore joins us this season as Howard!

Jordan is a voice actor from Memphis, TN doing primarily character work in animation and video games while also writing poetry and comedy.

Julian Dailey joins our haunting this season as one of the voices of Poltergeist 0. Dun dun dun. Julian's takes with Maritza made me GASP and they'll do the same when you hear them!!!

Julian Dailey is an afro-latino voice actor based in Pittsburgh, PA. He completed an Acting degree at Northwestern University and has studied under stage and voice actors alike, such as Scott Burns, Tommy Rapley, and Cassandra Lee Morris. Julian has been a featured voice on several shows including The Sheridan Tapes, Tales From the Fringes of Reality, and Tales of the Echowood. In his free time, you can find him sinking hours into video games and animated shows without blinking.

Kira Apple is back as our favorite incorrigible undead Narrator (and Mary... whose role deepens this season in an exciting, spoilery way).

Kira Apple is a part-time voice actor and full-time cat wrangler. Her voice work includes the role of Jack St. James in Superstition, Katya Harper in Electromancy, and Cybilene in Inn Between. A bookseller at Charis Books & More, the oldest independent feminist bookstore in the US South, Kira also volunteers at the PAWS Atlanta Cat Cottage and enjoys video games, reading romance, scifi, and fantasy, and playing TTRPGs.

We're so delighted Kirsty Woolven is returning as one of the voices of The Apartment AND the voice of Fidelia!

Kirsty Woolven is a voice actor based in the Midlands. You can hear them in several audiodrama podcasts such as: The Secret of St Kilda, Apollyon, Devoid of Space, Shadows At The Door and The Sheridan Tapes. When not in the booth, they can be found on stage, playing Animal Crossing or writing! For more info, their website is at: https://kirstywoolven.carrd.co/

Lindsay Zana is returning as Danny, who has quite the character arc this season!

Lindsay is an LA based actor and singer with a love for Shakespeare, Musicals and audio dramas. When she's not emoting behind a microphone, she can be found singing with Top Shelf Vocal, filming self-tapes, or chilling with her husband and puppy.

Madi Opincaru joins us this season as City Ghost and Poltergeist 5!

Madi loves giving voice to a variety of characters in podcasts, games and animations, with occasional dabbing into narration. When she's not recording she enjoys playing D&D and indie games, reading and napping with her cats.

Maria Corcobado joins us this season as FF House Ghost 3 and FF House (those pesky abbreviations again! You'll have to listen to find out what they're for).

Trained at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art: Mary Shelly (Bloody Poetry), Duckling Smith (Our Country's Good). Winner of the Lilian Baylis Award. Classical roles include: Lady Macbeth (Macbeth), Titania (Midsummers Night Dream) Chorus (Henry V). Nominated for Voiceover Newcomer of the Year at the One Voice Awards 2022. Radio work includes: Let's Write a Story (Radio 3), Something Understood (Radio 4). Recent Audio Work: Ignited Melodies (Audible), Nya (Department of Variance of Somewhere, Ohio), Monogabliss (Kolbold Blue Productions).

Maritza Rodriguez voiced Ylena last season, and she's back this season as one of the voices of Poltergeist 0. I CACKLED with horrified glee when I heard her and Julian's takes. STAY TUNED!!!

Maritza's bio is short and on point: Bringing art and creativity into the world one step at a time!

Marlon Dance-Hooi joins us this season as Chief Inspector Turnbubble!

Marlon is a Eurasian Australian Actor and Voice-over Artist. He has been performing in some form or other since early childhood. His breakout role in the King and I (alongside the legendary Hayley Mills) instilled a love of the craft and a passion for theatre. He continued on stage in multiple South Australian productions throughout high school and college, and after completing degrees in Arts and Law embarked upon a professional acting career. Moving to Sydney and then Singapore, he worked on everything from live theatre and Fringe shows to feature films and television, appearing on four Singaporean TV series and several award winning short films. Throughout this period he worked tirelessly on his craft, tutored by working actors Sam Haft, Chum Ehelopola and Kamil Haque and learning Meisner, Adler, Chekov, Improv, Suzuki and Meyerhold techniques. Marlon is also a skilled impressionist and has lent his smooth, articulate and versatile voice to 8 animated series, including the award-winning Netflix show Oddbods, and several animated feature films, in addition to dozens of ads, corporate videos, podcasts and animated shorts. In his spare time he is an avid roleplayer, creating fantasy worlds, as well as a fan of manga and speculative fiction.

Mary-Anne Stanek joins us this season as Sister Prudence (a character who is pure delight, in my book).

Mary-Anne is a student, part-time tutor and voice actress based in South-Western France.

Michelle Sellers joins us this season as Tricia.

Michelle Sellers is a voice actor based in Charlotte, North Carolina. Before voice over, she was an infectious disease research scientist but a disability took her out of the lab and into the studio. In her spare time she enjoys spending time with her family doing most anything as long as they are there. You can find her on Twitter @VO_Bowtiekitty

Please help make them all welcome, and if you can share our crowdfunding campaign:

[jgroffdaily]

From Ryan Murphy in his latest interview with Kevin McHale and Jenna Ushkowitz on their podcast, when asked a listener question:

Question: Was Jesse St James named Jesse so Corey could sing ‘Jesse’s Girl’?

Ryan Murphy: One hundred per cent. We knew Jonathan. I had been friends with Jonathan and Lea. When we decided to come on and we were going to do that thing, we were talking about his name and I was like 'Obviously it has to be Jesse so that Corey could sing that song.' So yes.

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Silvertongues: Audio Sci-Fi Fiction That Crackles With Magic

Several podcast networks such as Spotify have crafted expensive sci-fi audio dramas with uneven results. No huge hits, but solid download numbers. Therefore, a highly successful and quality independently produced sci-fi audio drama seems unlikely, given the financial constraints.

Leave it to an independent podcaster like Acorn Arts And Entertainment to innovate a way to produce a high-quality sci-fi audio drama that has the sonic palette of a million-dollar production.

What they've produced is a sci-fi audio opera that crackles with action, conflict, questioning reality, time shifting, and doing ferocious battle with linear thinking.

What is the narrative of Silvertongues? On the tranquil shores of the Kalalani Island Chain, two lost souls discover they have no past. But paradise turns deadly when Roscoe Talbott and Tavi Jones uncover a conspiracy that blurs the lines ...sci-fi / tropical thriller about a young man who discovers he has no past. What follows is an increasingly twisted investigation as he discovers a brainwashed island. 

Because the show is non-linear, a plot summary would sound more like quantum physics than a literary analysis. Yet Silvertongues is audio fiction magic. From the lush soundscape created to the award-winning level acting, the show ranks as one of the best fiction shows of 2024-2025. 

The show features an original soundtrack from Jesse Haugen (the composer of The Sheridan Tapes, and Tales of the Echowood). Just the incessant chirping of birds infuses your ears with the universe inhabited by Silvertongues. Add that soundscape to the fictional Sunset With Seth DJ on 93.5 The Coast, where the radio show acts as a time portal and time stamp for the narrative.

Silvertongues has seven, short full-episodes and six mini-episodes. I recommend listening to the 40-minute Q&A with the producers. It's a fascinating look into the creative process.

Who are the mad scientists mixing beakers of plot, character, action, suspense, conflict, eerie agitation, and space-time disorientation?

We have Michael Alan Herman, who is an award-winning writer and actor from St. Joseph, Michigan.  He was the co-writer of James Franco’s film The Mad Whale in collaboration with Elysium Bandini Studios and has an MFA in screenwriting from University of Southern California.

  Josie Eli Herman is the founder of Acorn Arts and Entertainment. She is a multi-avenue artist with a background in theater and fine art. Some of her greatest passions are directing for theater and film, acting, photography, and portrait painting.

 Acorn Arts And Entertainment also has other audio fiction podcasts, including The Call of the Void, a fully immersive, three-season, science-fiction/mystery podcast that takes place on the bustling streets of New Orleans.

There, a tour guide and a palm-reading outcast team up to unravel the mystery behind cases of sudden insanity besetting the city.

Acorn's latest project is from T. Luna Alexander, who is a Michigan-based writer, director, teacher and performing artist.

The Inn At The End Of Things  is a Sleep Theatre podcast designed to help the listener find rest, guiding audiences gently to their dreamspaces through folklore and kitchen table wisdom. 

 Hosted by the Inn’s Keeper, each listener is guided through simple meditations, adventures, and soundscapes. You'll meet the other residents and guests of the Inn, who share tales gathered from around the world. These tales are equipped with empowering archetypes and timeless themes, allowing the listener to reach full relaxation before falling asleep.

I listened to the trailer and was immediately drawn to the sonic landscape of the show.

I highly recommend Silvertongues. It's a show that showcases all that podcasting can do at its best using the audioverse. Thinking about watching a cheesy, low-budget sci-fi film on Netflix? Save your eyes the trouble and cater to your ears and spend two hours listening to Silvertongues.

[nightguide]

Ned owns the show (he bought his wife on ebay)

Ned: so i heard you like confrontational/avoidant situation problems on your blog, how about this for smarts *winks*

okay, so heres the 24th Doctor (Dean Lewis)

he is an Australian singer/songwriter

now that is a question on Ned's parade (as River Sea) baby, define me

he the pooch owner a man guarantees if you met him on Somebody City (same person, so Pushing Daisies is Somebody City (Bowie's PI (private investigation)) now it lives under an erotic syndrome that he was looking after the pooch he never had (Bowie himself) that he may meet his actual father again (how do i say goodbye). he has another wife now (Dean's mom).

actually River Sea in a metamorph veil (cartoon), she knows how to intuitively train society via dogs, so that is what she used to do now until she becomes one with her soul right now, the veil mistress is Dean Lewis as her being her for her (not even attached to of the world of the selves being apart by influence of death become him (male/female doppelganger selves looking for a nightmare complex: so that is highly dangerous if met)

note: Dean Lewis is a great guy, intuitively he is me. so if you know me, i never intend to hurt in every single way, i guide (hence my blog name) i know my heart

Emerson is guiding you, he know my blog! my nigga

my blog got the same ambience of a 50's TV show *smiles in joy*, i'm proud i made it

bro is singing 'how do i say goodbye' in his sleep, like he actually died of a heart attack til Ned revived him off word to intuition ailment (joy to hate prosperity) so this is real life physics now in the show, like that shit science. get Richard Hammond on working on a new series of Braniac without exposing the bald guy in the middle to some weird test of his own

sounding black? i am black

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU desi white goreh (now Emerson can listen to Vincent Donoforio whining, that's the best Prada any man can get from a fat whyte guy on TV for too long with a skinny lil red brunt he calls his best friend, now i don't use the punctuation to intuitively tie ur shit together said the bitch on the side barking back, HHAHA)

city is a lil too blight for a white surburban fantasy to blind eye a black woman, now this is racist going normal (ur welcome Marvel)

HELLCOME TO DOCTOR WHO HARLEM LIMA MY BITCH

SHE INTUITIVELY SHARK BOY AND LAVA GIRL 3D EYED UR ASS IN REAL TIME, NIGGA

BIMBHOE KNOWS MY RESPONSEEEEEEEEE SHE GETTN JUUUUUHHDGD

Digby is Rogue now Jesse St. James (u can tell he has an O'ner *wink wink*)

he now the desi yt gorls on my blogs new favourite dog owner cuz he speaks for the pooch wuvin industwee more than u do <3 <3 <3, like the boundaries i speak for you that goes up is that you eventually find a man on TV speaking your religion without you even speaking it and it is true, don't limit your choices if you're thinking, like stay inspired but look at how his curiosity actually matches the way he is about his own world in the end. he takes away that ache in your heart by comparing a heartbreaker to a 'bitch' he is apart from (she has a sharp tongue and a divine taste for reason) stimulating growth from your mother's interest to keep being herself (her Daddy knows best, if ya get me)

note: Inshaa Allah, i will annotate Criminal Minds for the world of me in future now, but you already know that in your algorithm, you may have seen dog versions of the cast of Criminal Minds, and that poodle is str8 away Penelope (River 9) being in the care of the 24th Doctor, now that was in procession cuz River was let down by the realistic dreams of her life in the 50's (hence her personality on CM being much ado nothing: Shakespeare's take on the universe was present in Hotch the entire time)

and that was how Kirsten Vangsness got pissed for sabotaging the team much quicker than Jake Peralta saying 'aye' cuz he did not go to his Dad in what he calls 'daycare' to where the BAU was citing sources the entire time (...they set the algorithm, like i'll teach you how it is done from Penelope's (actually the scribe) perspective if you'll never watch crime drama's the same way again) but what the Hundin wife dog trainer was explaining was the montage of her life of a stuffed animal being like that back to you (being in control is knowing all stuffed animals are taken care of) stuffed society is huggable in the end, like that is a one up to the 'mobile phone' used by Hotch to get Peralta (B99) back in control, Peralta has a point, hence why it is not even made for 'grown ups'. he does not want to take that much too seriously if he is 'aching for his mum' (future wife) like i'll set boundaries to be a gun at some point, but i'll teach you how to shoot

please give Penelope Garcia a break (locational battery for rural areas in south eastern countries) she does not wait days to socialise like a baby anymore, like her cuteness holds hostility which is why Reid (played by Matthew Gray Gubler) liked her too much, and what the black screenshot said above, she likes commercialism in her life as any man would but that would make Hotch legally able to adopt dogs on his team to expediate Garcia's (basically replace her for long-term til her contract goes global by foreign network via area-51 -X-Files territory-) life abroad (annual leave)

everything Abed never said about the Glee cast was overheard, which is why (Danny Pudi) never scored Harper a chance but initially Rachel is brutally scared of her life as a co-parent to Anne Hathaway's alternate (still Pushing Daisies POV) going on that Meryl Streep (Miranda Priestly in 'the Devil wears Prada' movie) was how Miranda Priestly got poisoned there and Anne's character (Andrea Sachs) actually got her coffee delivered on time (her life as a designer was forgetting the series of events that Pushing Daisies (now Somebody City if you scroll down to see a Bowie inspired fairytale life of the intake of human personas taking a shy narrative of the events of time in the Lithgow border) collides with The Devil Wears Prada being Pushing Daisies with a heartbreaking narrative to River Sea's life (River 14 finding love was a rough mark for Hathaway's life since knowing everybody took kindness that even Priestly (Streep) admired her deeply for that her life beyond (actress of the event) takes more than passion to make a community whole (judgement for the right reasons of being an articulate granddaughter of ... and you instinctively know their roots by compliance to the untima moral code of living, there is no red lines in typing when finding the right words takes a feeling in how screens change situations faster than the world meets the eye with sexual prerogative (energy of the universe to you) is met with sincere friendship with your body like you (where most designers fail is finding love is their deepest interest with meeting cruel remarks from Miranda Priestly (judge of vocational interest) is taking shitty fabric first but adding an aesthetical reason to be and you are. So Miranda likes her company to be like the world breaks you by sincerity to your own personal philosophy that changes your way of thinking but a deep hatred of your personal environment without ever being a dick. (says Pudi's rhetorics towards the fashion community is why he never chose to backbite his mother irl cuz he spent his entire time in creating a movie so good that readers forget... when a woman his age further than him by physiological matters takes the crown is how Hollywood hates levelling with wealth but sincerity meeting Priestly being a friend of the... XYZ and you don't need to convinc- no, she likes you, you have a hatred for work but.... you don't like... working.. and thats how (River 16) was making the 14th River feel better since the clocks work on Tarot physiology, so that's 78 major arcana intakes her personality til a River becomes the Sea (Song becomes first River alternate post-doctor's storyline after he 'dies with her' so it's now a Song War (her new name). JEFF WINGER'S VERSATILITY is in how far he never made it to Abed's career the entire time since now good Desi men now struggle with the 'my last girlfriend i had was for good measure to save a life (viewer) than perceiving the sister in a bad way (islamic intent is how the world is not accurately measured by narcissism anymore cuz he knew) that reminder with Brie Larson is how Pudi caters analogues of purity back to the coffee poisoning incident that gave him a reason to outwrite the dream (Nolan's ideology) TROY AND ABED IN TH-

that's how

'the royal wife' (a rich spontaneous gay man on Glee) Kurt Hummel is now the literal conversation every man has when it is done to committing to social values, so it is heavily pursued by watching drag clips on tiktok or watching drag race on youtube for that matter in their reference, that is applying to a school they know all versatility counts in all E.T. ways (via the movie to possible reality) but nobody ever talked deeply about Stranger Things (what PD is trying to find a viable reason for River Sea is that she is the alternate product reality of a reasonable esoteric complaint of the Demagorgon from ST, that likes her back cuz creation kills)

stranger things (crisis on infinite earths: DC) actually is now a plan for the New World Order

fun fact: Eddie Munson (that guy above) is actually

this guy (know your heart too well and Allah will invite you 'books' of sources of peoples lives in acute attention (Allah's mercy is the secret to longevity of mortal life, but never ask anyone of their age, may Allah have mercy on them all)

80's kids don't take shit for granted

heres the scapegoats of 'The Pie Hole':

Ned = the dead man (he fucked a corpse to life and it is his wife: Marvel's Punisher)

Olive = Kristin Chenoweth star of TV and stage worldwide premiere (she does not take shit from anybody that even a young Meryl Streep is afraid of her)

Chuck = peach -Kirby- (cutest reason to be alive)

Emerson = Sassparilla demagorgon (he knows shit)

Charles twins = nigga 1 and 2 (actually the members of the hit TV show Glee that got into a freak accident, just the bob head girl knows shit more than SHE does, that's me :Harper Oberlin:)

Digby = Rogue from Doctor Who (the cat is with Halle Berry's catwoman to Linna's Raven: literally the reason why the universe ends with her community on the line: desi)

Pigeon = Demi Lovato (bitch)

now that's Winona Horowitz life done

Sue Sylvester runs a blackmail industry by the creams names used in the cheese factory she took over from (Panda Cheese: egyptian brand)

so this is how Will Schuester pays the debt for Finn's sins (Rachel Berry's Adam finding her way to Harper's Dad's funeral) so, it is the jazz musician now choir teacher's fault for not giving Finn solid advice for his pubescent break-out (some things are not meant to be discussed by the therapist since he is practicing to keep Harper's life (in which Schue promised) to keep his life in touch with his love for the arts (which is why Cory Monteith is not dead) and how in every single universe since Stranger Things, Schue found a way to cheat time by avoiding the obvious (which you know now that Harper had almost lost her life at some point in Doctor Who via Rogue) which Sue philosophises heavily about cows having best friends (gamma the part about Sue being too OP that makes her a 'bitch' but Harper primordially has a degree in 'bitch philosophy' that makes her alternate Sue (Jo) a student and a Miss Honey to her Matilda *where the Glee cast lives with when studying apart til Harper's marriage to Jesse on TV* and Sue a reason to amplify her primordial status in outdoing the Olympics via infinity upgrades to outnumber Will in the primordial event of Vecna via ST being him that was the reason that TV show worlds ended cuz he wanted to be a die hard fan of N-SYNC resembling Justin Timberlake pretty hard that he ended up doing a McDonalds commercial to avoid a lawsuit from Harper's association with Britney Spears growing up with Linna's theory of premature groupings of loneliness and TV heartbreak *outcasts from social dimensions of a pushing daisy*)

how is life so heartbreaking to be in a place where murder is so unacceptable in the 50's that casually the 4 Hundin wives are somehow in jail and theres no gritty nitty dark fairytale of the piemaker who is actually forgotten at some point but Chuck carried it on, not like the cutest character on the block had something to do with it, but the 16th Doctor (Grimm) had nothing to do with Linna (actress of HSJ) so he actually liked her and rejected all other variants of her in the future (you've yet to know) so Chuck fought him for all time (casual enemy)

Ramsfeld Snuppy is his name on Pushing Daisies, but that is his porno name (you're welcome Timberlake), so dog breeders have everything to do with Rachel's life in helping her long lost sister find herself again (their setup for Harper's ill health that made her OP in everything sucks but you regime quo SueJo's excellent adventure (actually Bill&Ted before Bill and Ted made a routine checkup 1984 bitch-tastic superrole in forgetting about the past made for the year 2814 to be forgotten but actually paid in a 2 second SARCASM routine in mechanical engineering in spaceship physics (spaceships actually sound like an orchestra like that's how badass the future is)

but it wont take a lot of cyanide to kill a man inside of an almond creamer, so that would mean the seed must be preserved inside a woman's vagina (i must say that i am actually enthusiastic about homeopathy as much as the next man is, my arts is sincerely inspired by that, i don't have any other relative social media other than the twitter account i deleted not so long ago about my theories of relativity than i do with Tumblr (which i can post more excess on average than i used to do with on twitter which is just an nihilists borderlands game to do with song theory (i will inshaa allah, do a separate post containing all of what social media can actually do to your hive mind by social supremacy) so cyanide is made inside the apple to vagina, so the meaning of the cyanide in the creamer is a sexual metaphor remediated by the piemaker later used inside of River Sea to create a new fruit, which is evident in his theory of fruits made plural (each fruit exists was the product of somebody having sex but the flavour of it goes away per generation of 5 people (you won't taste what they have in common, for example, each mans cum is his unique take on life via personal metaphor only his wife finds, so the wife tastes metaphors to everybody tasting the physical attributes hence nothing is sexualised but you) but have you ever wondered how Italians love their dishes too much that everybody once asked 'the secret recipe' but they'll laugh at you with an expense, lmao

DICK

HEAD

THE PUPPIES, BRO WAS TRYNA SELL THE GLEE CAST FOR 129.95 WHICH IS A FCKIN RECORD DEAL HE LABELLING HIMSELF FOR TO GTFO OF SUE'S FACE FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*EACH*

LIKE EACH OF THE GLEE CAST MEMBER IS IN THE UN

SO HE WAS SELLING THE WORLD TO A KEANU REEVES WHO WOULD McFUCK THEM ALL UP IN GLOBAL SUPREMACY AS NEO

NO WONDER THE MAN IS ACTUALLY PRANCING AROUND HOLLYWOOD WITH A FAKE ASS STORY BEHIND HIS WHITE LIE TO GO TO THERAPY

JESSE STUNTED HIM ON RESURRECTIONS THO, HE WASNT ACTING, LIKE THAT ALL WAS REAL, MR. SMITH IS A REAL ASS GUY WITH MK11 PHYSICS WHOOPING HIS ASS UP CUZ OF HIS FUTURE DAUGHTER IS IN TROUBLE

okay, Keanu's 9gag empire is solely in this. that's that meme website that conditions opinions of the world there on out that he has the bigger finger to upvote a thought which is how the mf can't take a joke outside the web stratosphere (country of domaining language) so if any arabia-, nah. he can't change the Qur'an like that, he thinks he got BDE over everything the Qur'an holds cuz he the Rachel Berry eating Finn's dialogues in Glee (he fucked himself)

Royalty calls him a bitch and i'm one of them hence my Qur'anic status as woman

[gleesongtournament]

Glee Song Tournament Round 1

[saving-word-crawls]

Gilmore Girls Crawl

(saving-word-crawls note: There's another one in the same theme on Wikiwrimo, too!)

By: gaelgirl

Instructions: Go through the challenges and make your way through Stars Hollow with your favorite Gilmore Girls characters. Along the way, you can earn cups of coffee to help you through challenges.

DRAGONFLY INN

You arrive in Stars Hollow for the weekend, and have heard good things about the Dragonfly Inn. Make your way there to get a room. Do a five minute sprint.

Under 200 words: All the rooms are full. Do the sprint again, or add 100 words on to each challenge for the rest of the crawl.

200-300 words: You get a room, but Michele complains the whole way up about how heavy your luggage is and your sense of style.

300+ words: You get the best room in the place with a cup of coffee .

LUKE’S DINER

After you are settled in your room, you decided to go out and get a bite to eat. You ask around, and hear that Luke’s Dinner is the best place in town for lunch. All the tables are full, but a few people motion you over to join them.

Join Patty and Babette: Patty and Babette are talking about the latest town gossip. Write 250 words as fast as you can as you try and keep up with their conversation.

Join Rory and Lorelei: Rory and Lorelei have a several plates of food already, with more on the way. Free writing for 10 minutes to help them clear space on the table.

Join Kirk and Lulu: Kirk is discussing his latest scheme with Lulu, who is as supportive as always. He asks your opinion, do a word 5 minute war while debating the pros and cons.

WALKING AROUND TOWN

Now you’re ready to explore the town! Do at least three of the five activities bellow. Do all five for a cup of coffee.

Lane’s Band : You hear a band playing at the local music store, and go check them out. Hep Alien is rocking, and you stop and listen. After your set, you request your favorite song. Sprint the length of your favorite song .

Town Meeting : The town is gathering in Ms. Patty’s Dance Studio, and you follow them in. Taylor proposes a plan to erect a statue of the founders of Stars Hollow in the town square. Luke says it’s a terrible idea, which starts a fight. Do a 20 minute word war. If you had lunch with Babette and Patty (or want to use a cup of coffee), you knew this was coming, and are prepared. You help Luke defeat Taylor in a 10 minute word war instead.

Doose’s Marke t: Swing by the market to pick up a few essentials. Dean helps you check out, and is brooding about something, as usual. What do you think it is?

Rory: Do a five minute word war

Jess: Do a 300 word sprint

Both: Do a ten minute word war

Sookie’s Restaurant : You have hear rave reviews about the food made by Sookie St. James, so you just have to try some for yourself. Grab yourself your favorite writing snack, and free write for ten minutes while you eat it.

Taylor’s Ice Cream Shop: Even though you had a great meal at Luke’s, there’s always room for ice cream! You head over to the shop next door to grab some. Pick your favorite flavor of ice cream, convert the first letter to a number, and multiply it by 100. Write that many words. (Half that number if you drink a cup of coffee with your ice cream). Examples: S trawberry. S=19. Write 1900 words. C ookies and Cream C=3 Write 300 words.

FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER

Rory and Lorelei invite you to join them fro the infamous Friday Night Dinner. You happily accept. Sprint to the nearest thousand to make the evening go faster. If you ate with Lorelei and Rory earlier (or want to use a cup of coffee), they have told you all about their weekly dinners at Richard and Emily’s, sprint to the nearest 500 instead.

BACK TO THE DRAGONFLY * optional *

You head back to the inn for the night, and have a choice. Either take a writing break, or answer the following questions for cups of coffee (no Googling, you’re better than that.) Get a cup of coffee for every right answer, sprint 100 words for every wrong answer. Answers will be at the bottom of this crawl.

What college does Rory attend?

Aside from Paris, name one of Rory’s freshman year roommates.

What breed of dog is Paul Anka?

THE NEXT MORNING

It is the morning of the Stars Hollow Fall Festival. The whole town is out, and there are games and booths galore! Write for the length of the theme song as you walk into town. If you get more than 200 words, move on to the festivities. If you get fewer than 200 words, you run into Jess on the way. Do a 100 word sprint to get away from his surly attitude as quick as you can.

THE FALL FESTIVAL

The whole town is out, with various booths and games for all to enjoy. Visit all of them to get the full experience!

Rory and Lorelei : Step right up and have the Doggy Swami tell you how many words you have to write. Roll a dice, or use a number generator, and write 100 times the number (50 times the number if you want to use coffee) .

Kirk: Kirk is putting on a piece of performance art in the gazebo. He is acting as a human clock, slowly moving his arms around to mark the time. He intends to do this for the entire festival. If you ate lunch with Kirk (or want to use a cup of coffee), you knew he was going to do this. Move on to the next booth. If not, do a three digit challenge while you wait for him to crack. If you want to use coffee, do half the number you should.

Ms. Patty : Ms. Patty has a group of young dancers dressed as leaves, pumpkins, and turkeys prancing around the Kirk Clock. All is going well, until one of the turkeys looses a few tail feathers and bursts into tears. Write 200 words (100 words if you want to use coffee) and help gather them up quickly, so the dance can continue.

Hay Ride: Taylor has set up a hay ride to take people around the town. Jump in a wagon and let the steady clip clop of the horses’ hooves beat out the time for a ten minute sprint (five minute sprint if you want to use coffee) .

Al’s Pancake World: Al has a booth, and not to be outdone, Luke decided to have one too. They are having a contest to see who can do more business. Do a 30 minute word war (fifteen minute word war with coffee) to help Luke’s sales.

ONE LAST LOOK AROUND

You’ve really enjoyed your time in Stars Hollow but it is time for you to leave. Do a 50 headed hydra as you race around to see everything one last time.

~

Answers:

Yale

Tana, Janet

Bearded Collie

[mhqinspo]

would you rather: live without shoes for the rest of your life OR have a single pair of crocs to wear for every single occasion

75% of you would rather have a single pair of crocs to wear for every single occasion.

would you rather: listen to jesse st. james' no-brainer ideas to secure a new directions victory OR be eaten by sharks

80% of you would rather be eaten by sharks than take advice from known new directions traitor jesse st. james.

would you rather: make a sound like an elephant every time you came, OR have tears that burn like coffee when you cry

80% of you would rather make a sound like an elephant every time you came - interesting...

would you rather: hook up with ms. pillsbury (40 year old virgin) OR coach sue (a ride you wouldn't survive)

66% of you would rather hook up with ms. pillsbury (40 year old virgin).

[helleanorlance]

Okay I will admit Jesse St. James coming in and joining Rachel on Listen to Your Heart really got me

[tempestaurora]

here is my definitive list of (totally correct) glee opinions:

i am a jesse st james truther i am thrilled he's rachel's husband, he has been pining over her for years

finn, my beloved, only got hot in season four, and for that one season he was actually so fucking hot and i had been very meh on him until then. also i know he was supposed to be "not stupid, but sweet and naive" but like, he made some ridiculously bad choices. also getting mad at quinn for not telling everyone that she had been improving at walking after being wheelchair bound, and not listening to her explain that she wanted everyone to see her at her best again, not hobbling around and vulnerable, was fucking stupid and he never apologised about that to my memory

glee got bad after season 3. i don't watch beyond it anymore because none of the s4-s6 new cast members are interesting at all, but i dip in and out for my favourite songs and episodes like the valentine's day wedding where emma pilsbury smashes not getting married today

case in point: they had a puppet episode in which they sang what does the fox say

marley was boring. i am right. she was so fucking boring

and kitty sucked. there is no redemption arc for her that can make up for the actively racist shit she said for her entire time on the show

i never really cared for kurt or blaine, i liked the beginning of their relationship but i think it got a bit stale for me. i actively disliked them getting engaged because kurt looked so unhappy and uncomfortable and like he would rather be anywhere else for the entire proposal song and that was just never addressed. like i felt like he was being held at gunpoint and i waited many episodes for the other shoe to drop and it just never did

burt hummel best fictional dad in existence

will schuester was a fundamentally bad teacher. if you were interested in changing teenager's lives and not actually imparting the knowledge they need such as spanish or history, you should've worked at a community centre or smth

puck was my favourite character as a teenager. now i am an adult, he is a massive loser. i still enjoy the character but he honestly is creepy and lame and he is constantly so worried about being a loser forever but!!! he is one!!! he peaked in high school and then joined the air force because his best friend died and i think the writers really didn't know what to do with him

the trend in fiction of making rebellious, anti-establishment teenagers into cops or military when they're adults is stupid

when you watch glee in a short period of time you can actually see how insane quinn's arc is because she is having a baby, cutting her hair, dying it pink, becoming a skank, trying to frame shelby for child neglect, being angry, getting hit by a truck, in a wheelchair, walking again, going to yale, being at yale, denying everything about herself, getting a really bad spray tan or bleaching her hair which creates the same uncanny effect, and then falling in love with puck again in a really, really short period of time

the rachel berry tv show thing was STUPID. REALLY BAD WRITING. they had literally given rachel her dream. the writers suddenly realised there was nothing to write for her unless she lost it all, but she was too talented to lose it. she had funny girl. there was literally no way in hell she would've gone for tv after that, ridiculously out of character.

sam should've been the leading man from the minute he was introduced. i'm glad he finally gets his time to shine in the ass crack of s4 and 5, but truthfully the moment rachel and co graduated, it shouldn't have been who's the new rachel, it should've been who's the new finn? because everyone had the ability to hit the notes and perform showstoppers (and they could share out the solos a lot more that way), but not everyone had the leadership ability and grounding presence to counterbalance the power voice in the songs. sam had that. sam should've been used a lot more and a lot better earlier on (he was also a better singer than finn since he was introduced)

and frankly i think that's why a lot of s4 feels so flat and disjointed, because there is no leadership. there is no one taking on that role and guiding the others through, and now that glee club is popular and none of them are actively bullied anymore, its like the show forgot about why having a football player in the club was important

which side note did sam ever go back to football

that being said. he had such a fun arc with britney, i loved them together, and got to do some really cool stuff on his modelling-teaching career. still a massive fan of him. still insane over the fact that no one ever reported the fact that he was an underage stripper and canonically lost his virginity to a client at the stripbar, which means he was probably SA'd and doesn't seem to know it.

which. on the topic. while, again, ass crack end of the show, ryder's confession of being SA'd as a child was treated so fucking terribly in the show. not only did he admit his darkest secret to everyone so he could out a catfish (and not so he could actually express it after a lifetime of never doing so), but every boy in the room saying that it didn't matter because good for him a girl wanted him, and the only real defence was the incredibly weak line of this is his truth. like. the show literally never actually addressed that boys can be SA'd, and while will said "i will have to report this", we never actually get anything out of that and it leaves it on such a loose note. bad

i think they stopped caring about football in season 3 honestly. because we never see it again. and like, coach beiste was an important character but we never saw them actually work until like season 6 when sam works with them. is the football team doing well? does anyone care if glee is? i like thinking about will having to tell coach beiste that they're fired because the school is becoming an arts school even though its got multiple-state and national champion athletic teams.

like i cannot stop thinking about that. the cheerios won like 7 times. the football team made history at that school. they had an olympic bronze medalist for a swim coach. sports were VERY IMPORTANT at that school and they chose to - instead of just reintroducing the arts - make it an arts school and remove the sports from it entirely????????

NOT TO MENTION the entire show has sue and will at each other's throats in an athletics vs the arts thing, and they are constantly shitting on each other (sometimes will is making a good point until he questions the validity of cheerleading) when like!!!! cheerleading is fucking DANCE. its athletics AND the arts!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you literally include the cheerleading coach to choreograph your glee club in s3!!!!!! also sports is important too!!!!!!!

santana was right to audition to be rachel's understudy, wrong not to inform her in advance, wrong to quit the show due to the opportunities it would've afforded her

despite me not caring about season 6 at all other than the 2 finale episodes, whoever the fuck sang tightrope--that song is one of the only glee songs i listen to casually. it slaps

also the fucking audacity to have the club lose nationals while sam-blaine-tina are leading and they're singing finn's favourite songs????? shit. stupid. bad.

best guest stars in order: gwyneth paltrow, idina menzel, demi lovato, kristen chenowith, neil patrick harris, matt bomer, everyone else

kurt was so insanely biphobic throughout the show and he never really got over it from what i can tell, he just stopped talking about it

brodie male prostitute was a stupid arc

the disparity in prizes for the various winners of the glee project is insane. the top prize was supposed to be a 10 episode arc i think. samuel larson, 25 episodes, two semi-centric arcs upon introduction (godsquad) and season 3 (almost dates quinn and all signs point to them doing so but the writers literally dropped it without comment). damien mcginty, 18 episodes (intro arc, christmas episode, flirting with sugar/deportation episode). mind you, those two were joint, tied winners. blake jenner, 39 episodes, main cast, multiple centred arcs. alex newell, 43 episodes, main cast, multiple centred arcs - and they were a runner up!!!! and the other runner up from the same season as newell was lindsay pearce and she only got two minor moments in the show!! in jenner's season, ali stroker got one episode as a runner up and aylin bayramoglu got zero!!! and her name doesn't even have a hyperlink on wikipedia!!!!

all this to say, the glee project was fucked, man

finally: i think about artie jumping into the pool during the we found love proposal swimming pool scene at least once a week. perfect television.

if you think i almost cried at the glee finale on my 4th time watching it. no i didn't. fuck you