#LIKE. I MEANT TO EDIT IT BC I WANNA CLEAR OUT MY DRAFTS BUT NOOOO

[vinnival]

hi there, I was wondering if I could get a madcom x reader thing? I want the main 3, tricky, and mag agent torture with a short, slightly chubby/thicc s/o, who draws and makes comics, and has s/h scars and stretch marks. And can they be wholesome/flirty themed? Thank you :)

yeas anon......... youre r very true......vvalid.....

so basically: hold gentle

HANK

i think the favorite thing this man likes to do with people shorter than him is just stand right up to them and look down directly into their eyes

this tall piece of shit likes the intimidation factor a lot

Definitely just lurks around you and watches you draw- starts by sitting across the room and watching you as you h7nch over your latest work

It's just his thing, let him do it

Sometimes he'll say random things that catch your attention, mostly random words rasped out that are vaguely related to your drawings

After enough time he just starts sitting by you and leaning harshly on your side, his weight nearly toppling you (from a seated position, as well)

I don't think you'd mind though

Maybe he'll end up laying his head in your lap someday because pillowe.... pilloow...

It's basically agreed by the entire fandom that when this man wants something (be it items, knowledge, or anything like that) he will be very persistent and will do anything to get it

So good luck trying to keep him from just laying on you because you're perfectly cuddle-able

Likes to trace over your s/h scars sometimes, he thinks they're wonderful symbols of how strong you are and how far you've come

Just straight up fuckin . covers ur mouth when you start pointing out how bad your stretch marks look, because let's be honest, stretch marks are wonderful n cute and it's okay to have them (coming from someone who has stretch marks!)

SANFORD

Baby boy just adores you wtf !!! wtf .

He treats you so fuckin wonderfully istg he just wants you 2 he happy w urself and will fully support you with almost anything (almost)

Kisses u a lot everywhere!!! Loves seeing you blush/get flustered because he knows you're happy when you do

Will probably lay in your lap while you draw and just stare at you, just enamored

My beloved !!!

World cold and hard, s/o soft and warm -both of u

I hc only Hank and Dei can purr, but if Sanford could, he definitely would purr SO much around u it's insane

DEIMOS

Would definitely show you off to other people

And brag about how he got so lucky

"my s/o is the coolest and most gorgeous s/o alive sorry guys I'm just right"

Likes dancing with you !!! And definitely loves just holding you whenever he can

He likes how soft you feel rhrgrrgrvr

Will also make little quality of life robots for u... a pencil sharpener gadget that can also function as an eraser, ink pen, AND paintbrush? Made, done, yes

Loves it when you laugh at his jokes it makes him feel SOOSOSO good

Your laugh in general just makes him AUGH (/pos

"You make my sketchbooks smell with your nasty cigarettes" "EY toots I'm trying my best"

Pokes you sometimes

Just likes to poke you

If you're ever cold he'd warm you up no problem !!!! Cuddle time

Likes that you're shorter than hiMSMDJFNFM

TRICKY

*slaps head of tricky* this mf can fit so much RELATE in it

I hc them to be chubby too !! He IS dead so they kinda bloated plus hofnarr being originally pretty chubby (imo) also adds to it

So it's just you two being happy and supporting each other all the time . .... .. omf... .. . . . . ... . ..

Endless compliments (some weirder than others but thats just the clowns way of showing love)

You also return compliments and every time you do he shakes a little more intensely with happiness

Would kill for you

HAS killed for u

No one disrespects clowns s/o

They love hugs so much so so so so much. PHYSICAL AFFECTION YESYES

when you draw it's all over the drawings, spilling out compliment after compliment

which in turn makes you flush bc it's brutally honest everyone knows this so their compliments are extremely genuine

Take this clown to any amusement park, entertainment attraction, anything like that, and they're head over heels x10

JUST SPOIL HIM they'll spoil u back x1000

MAG TORTURE

BIG MAN

hold u SO GENTLE

he loves u so much omf. your shape, your warmth, your personality, sends the giant WILD

purring like a tractor headass (lovingly)

He loves it when you gently pet his head n stuff, it feels nice

cannot keep his eyes off of you he just loves looking at you and can't express his love with words so

He just stares until you notice and look, and he does a little heart with his fingers :)

If anyone were to make fun of u OOPS pancake now

dadeng tor doesn't know anything about the flattened grunt in the right wing, must've been another MAG

Loves it when you bump your head against his, as we all know it's a kiss :)

PROTECTION MODE ALWAYS ON

GUESS who accidentally posted this I'll finish it babe dw dw dw

okay I did it I hope u liked it HSHDSN