#LIKE JUST LEAVE HER ALONEEE😭

[eyeheartboobiez]

getting emotional thinking about britney spears…

[master-of-stupidity]

Fuck it gonna put all my Tangled rants into a single thread that I'll just continue on if needed-

Oldest to newest btww (also spoilers most of these r about Eugene btw ik ik I'm a lil autistic spare me 💀)

That one part of Bruno is Orange but Eugene coded-

"Did you hear about that Father

Sent his own infant son away

And said "It's to *dangerous* for

you to stay so, I had to *save* you" "

I may be cringe but I am FREE

Yo omg ok so my brother is singin a Into the Woods song while I look at Tangled stuff n it made me remember a scene from the play where Gothel yells at the Prince "Rapunzel can think for herself!" n like- dude Cass said the same thing in Cassandra's Revenge to Eugene! Ooo girlll-

The way I would kill so many ppl if it meant getting a series about Lance n Eugene as kids like broooo imagineee-

Its crazy how like I'll be enjoying my day than suddenly I'll see a post of a mf going "Hey what if Eugene thought he was a yr younger cuz he was like a rlly scrawny kid?" Yeah ok sure n what if I hit u with a *metal pole*

My tangled ocs r so random its hilarious- like it goes from a bodyguard,a greedy businessman,a ringleader,n than that one serial killer who turns ppl into meat pies like how did we get here???? 😭🙏

I just remembered like just a few days ago my brother randomly said "vase" while playing Fortnite n my ass just said "vAHse" just to fck w/ him n like that kinda reminded me of that one scene of Eugene n Cass like damn they were sibling coded frrr lmao I miss em

Wdym there was a scrapped Eugene n Lance childhood episode??🧍And WDYM it's literally everything I ever wished for and more???????? 😃

Would love to see Eugene n Martin Kratt interact solely to see Martin be appalled n slowly lose his mind over how Eugene knows jackshit about animals 💀🙏

I think the Eugene genderbends look so weird to me because none of them kept the infamous goatee like cmon man don't be a coward give that girl some facial hair 🗣🗣

I should not be relating Heather's music to scenes from Tangled the Series yet here we r 😭

Omggg thinking about how Eugene proposing to Rapunzel in tts came from his abandonment issues n him literally not being able to see a life without Rapunzel omgg shut upppp leave me ALONEEE

Literally despise with every fiber of my being how the writers of the shitty Wreck it Ralph 2 movie had fcking RAPUNZEL of all ppl say "Do ppl assume all ur problems were solved just because a big strong man showed up?" They fcking HATEE the movie Tangled *so much* bro istggg

OMFG THE VOICE OF KING FREDRIC FROM TANGLED IS MR. FCKING KRABS WHAT?????

The way I wanna be bold n talk more about the "Over the Corona Walls" ep- esp about Staylan n Eugene n all the icky implications of that but I'm also so scared too cuz I fear ppl won't take me seriously or think I'm overanalyzing too much 😭🙏

Lowkey not over the fact Eugene was willing to trap himself back in an abusive relationship, "leaving" the one person he HAS died for n would die for again, all to save his best friend like bro don't TALK TO MEEEE

As u can tell I am totally normal n not at all ill about Eugene or this show 😁

What if I gave Eugene like- slight wedding trauma after the whole "Beyond the Corona Walls" incident??? I think it'd be kinda cool n in character ngll 🤭🤭

No but that prompt for the unaired Lance n Eugene episode STILL makes me so fcking ill bro stg can't STAND those mfss bro 😭😭

"And if I gave up on being *pretty* I wouldn't know how to be ALIVE" is SO Eugene coded idc idc idccccc

You think if I put Eugene Fitzherbert in The Amazing Digital Circus he'd be a walking dumpster fire considering he needs an identity to function n in TADC u like- quite literally don't have one??? 💀

Was listening to an audio last night n now I kinda wish we knew like- what Eugene's mom was actually *like* in a way considering I don't think her character was ever explored :((

Why is this plushie literally Eugene Fitzherbert omgg I want it nowwww

To the ppl who only see others as their pfps lowkey rlly hope y'all just see me as jester Eugene Fitzherbert cuz that'd be rlly funny n I'd love that 💀🙏 like yes I truly am just Eugene in a jester fit yappin my ass off on twitter dot com LMFAOOO (btw follow me @/theratbatjester)

[aixeko]

Why is the first thing that men thinks is sex between ACHERON AND THE NEW KEVIN EXPY. Plus Ellie too?? Leave them ALONE 😭

Acheron literally killed her world's Kevin. And they NEVER had sex. Weirdos, like the first thing you see in Honkai impact is literally the most lesbian shit and you have the audacity to say this...

Elysia is fully lesbian, like that girl is thirsting for women 24/7. it's so damn obvious, people do not have ANY reading comprehension and I can't help but applaud them for their stupidity. "CEO of Elykevin" LEAVE ELLIE ALONEEE THE GIRL JUST CAME BACK TO LIFE LET HER BREATHE. Kevin only works with either SU or DR.MEI (Acheron would not want to be involved with a Kevin expy because again, she did kill her world's Kevin and that would be a traumatic meeting tbh..)

I feel so bad for the original poster, like they just want to show the meaning of their meeting considering their past history. 😭

And no I'm not saying any of this shit because I hate "men" or "straight ship" to hell one of my favourite ships from genshin and hsr is literally Dainlumi, Mavuitano, plus a rare pair between Sunday and Kafka aka Kafday. (Icl I love them more than Kafhime, but Kafhime has more connections, actually met, and has some similar designs, matching fr. But their dynamic is my favourite of all time considering it's close to my OCxKafka hahaha)

Actually scratch the one of my fav for Dainlumi IT IS MY FAVOURITE. They're so doomed but I love them sm. Like the chemistry is there, they were close companions, and they have a clear history with one another as well as blatant admiration and respect.

Although it's going to be expected for Elysia to be in the Trailblazer harem since it already happened in HI3 with the captainverse (fuck that shit) I'm just glad it's not genshin or else this bullshit would be on a much greater scale 🫠

Unless Ellie shows up in Snezhnaya considering it's based on Russia and she did spawn in Russia, making her technically Russian but then again she deadass just spawned there so who knows 😭

Ugh I hate waking up to this, I'm never active on twitter and the one time I checked it backfired soooo hard. I hate the people there, so brain-rotted and so damn judgemental.

But this won't stop me from being so hyped for Ellie expy, it's literally my only repost since the reveal. 100% changing my ENG dub to JP dub because I love Ellie voice in th Japanese dub sooo much, the nostalgia I love how she's sounded.

I'm not much of a Kevin Stan but he's so fine, they knew he would be too powerful with a good name so they had to call the man a basic name. Love him still, love the kaslana sm fr, they're my gojo, can't wait for the TB to meet him since TB has been theorised to be a kaslana haha.

[azzifudd]

The Blondie can’t read joke hurts sometimes like girl is smart leave her aloneee 😭😭

she just can't spell sometimes

[kamiversee]

STOPP KAMI this chapter is so intense my heart started POUNDING so hard. Your writing is so good and I can genuinely feel the tension in my room out of all places like I'm in the cafe watching the four of them interact. Thank you for another great chapter 🙏🙏

Suguru is a whole damn SNITCH an INSTIGATOR, why the hell did he do that. I wanna punch him or slap him, I swear 😭😭 As a current member of the Choso hype train, he could have ruined our chances with Choso and my heart hurts so bad 💔

The family situation is finally out and I feel so so sad for Choso and his brothers, my heart can't take this much angst 😭😭 I can see how he feels so betrayed that the love of his life fucked the abuser of his little brother :( Now I feel Upset

Also Kenjaku joining the cast?? Or is he just a background character, I get why he's weird but he hangs out with Choso huh? I wonder what role he will play especially if we're gonna try fix stuff up with Choso

Can't we just fix stuff up with Choso, get the truth from Gojo, then run away with Yuki or Shoko or both. This is all so much drama and the whole list isn't even revealed to Choso yet 😭

1. LMAOO HAPPY TO HEAR U COULD FEEL THE TENSION FRR😭

2. Leave my Sugupoo aloneee☹️💔 He does no wrong!!

3. Yeahh, I hope people are looking at this from Choso’s pov more than anything ^.^ I know some were upset he blew up on her in a cafe but if you were in his shoes, how tf would you react🤨

4. Hmm honestly Kenjaku was added to show that Choso has friend and reveal that he has a life outside of just him and the reader, hence why you see the reader wondering why she’s never heard abt them

5. THATS TOTALLY HOW THE NEXT CHAPTER GOES DWDW!!!😹😹

[arillusionist]

shadow and bone s1 ep 3 live reactionnn

THE ICE?? AM I FINALLY GETTING NINA AND MATTHIAS 🙏🙏

aw no im not

is this that genya girl

oh here we go with the fantasy racism again.......

THE PART ABT SAVING THE QUEEN LMAO?? 😭😭😭

the kanej eye contact 🔥🔥... and then jesper's slight smile HE KNOWSSSS (i watched this scene like 5 times)

heartrender PLEASEEE be nina i cant do this anymore i need my girl 🙏🙏🙏😭😭

NINA??

ITS NINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AUGH FINALLY IM NOT BEING DELUSIONAL

SHE LOOKS PERFECT!!! AND SHE ACTS JUST LIKE BOOK NINA TOO 💗💗

pleaseee let her meet the other crows 🥺🥺

THE FIGHT SCENE 🔥🔥

aww she got captured... shes probably gonna meet matthias then?? i think

STOP THE CROWS WERE LITERALLY ONE SECOND LATE THEY COULDVE MET 💔💔💔

milo is coming.... i've heard too much abt him

jesperrr 😭😭

"then what are you" hdhfjfk her reaction is like. every asian american child ever

she just?? did it?? i thought she was gonna struggle a bit at least..???

ok what the Fuck. why the hell did they make zoya racist shes literally half suli herself?? i need white ppl to stop writing poc characters thanks 🙏🙏

they better treat inej better atleast

kaz looks so wrong with milo in his arms lmfaoo

"hes adorable" we all know who ur really talking abt inej.. KIDDING KIDDING

SHUT THE FUCK UP KAZ SHE JUST POURED HER HEART OUT TO YOU ☹️☹️

oh yay nina!!!

omg thats matthias isnt it...

TELL HIM NINA!!! 🔥🔥 ough i feel so bad for her tho seeing it actually feels worse than reading it in the books

im suprised kaz didnt like. punch jesper or smth

the switch between the crows and alina is so funny 😭😭 the crows heading into certain death and then theres alina js living her best life 💖💖

"dont know why she wastes her time pining over him when she could be with me" HELP?? VALID THO 🔥🔥🔥

im js gonna pretend zoya is not racist and shes just jealous 😇😇

i wonder what shes like in the books... honestly im regretting not reading the s&b books first 😭😭 cuz like reading the soc books first helped me love the show characters so much more

i dont like this guy (the library one)

oh ok now i makes more sense how she could just do the power without even trying

for once i dont have anything to say abt the crows section... crazy right!!

these people need to leave alina aloneee omg 💔💔

THE CONDUCTOR TELLING JESPER TO HUG THE GOAT SO HE SHUT UPS LMFAOO 😭😭

hell yeah jesper

are they gonna end every episode on that shot 💀💀

i soo badly want to watch the next one but again!! no rushing this

[ballplayersxo]

I thought miss Jama would be back on here about Ben, wtf is Devin on?? anyway. I don’t think Maya or Stormzy will get anywhere. Dailymail aka the worst media is linking her with Leo DiCaprio again because they partied at the same club in Ibiza. All the celebs go to it. The headline implies they were together there but it seems they were just in the same venu 💀

they wanna attach her name to anyone who sticks like leave it aloneee 😭😭

[drdonogood]

Sorry not sorry ik im in an absolutely shit mood already, so this is only me being more heated than I reasonably should be I am aware- But holy shit so many of you people in the Jekyll and Hyde fandom are *miserable*. Like a lot of you are flat out dicks. Please go outside and realise an adaptation not being to your absolute standards is not a reason to be horrible to people who like it. AND not a reason to spread misinfo and grasp at straws for some "Moral Fault" that straight up isn't there 😭 idgaf argue with a wall. You Are Not Morally Superior or Better or More Mature Than Someone For Not Liking a Certain Adaptation. Do me and yourself and favor and just block me and block tags you don't like and leave ppl aloneee and stop being so passive aggressive- Don't even yap at me for this post I just don't wanna see y'all at all. I don't even wanna open the JnH tags sometimes because it does more harm than good on a bad day.

Stop beefing with teenagers. Stop being nasty to people. You have every right to not like any adaptation for ANY reason (or even no reason at all!) And even post about how you don't like it in your own space. But PLEASE learn how to be respectful and learn that not everything you don't like has to have some kind of moral issue😭 and stop whining about TGS being popular. You people sound like toddlers throwing tantrums. You can't control what people are into, and I'm sorry, but Thing Being Popular isn't an excuse for you to be a miserable dick to people who like it. Honestly, I can kinda get where the frustration comes from, but have some emotional dignity and take a chill pill. It's not that serious stop bitching about it.

Ik im biased cuz. Obv I RB a lot of TGS and obv I enjoy it a LOT (im gonna be so real here mostly because I dread opening the regular JnH tags (which DO tend to be a bit more baren. Honestly, just how it is in a small fandom 🤷🏻‍♂️)) and that's probably the biggest target of this stuff- But I'm an og book fan first and foremost. And TGS fans are a million times nicer and just more tolerable to be around than annnnyy of you ppl complaining about TGS fans (also 90% of TGS fans are *also* just regualr JnH fans who also like TGS- there is no split between y'all stop acting like there is 😭 I still have fantastic conversations about the original book and other adaptations with ppl who are mainly TGS fans) It's also just generally not that hard to enjoy the company of people who have different JnH preferences than you. It's also rlly eye opening to new perspectives. Like you genuinely don't HAVE to do this, but it IS fun. And it's not that hard to be nice and respectful 😭

Also, 10 seconds away from making a Rachel defense thread because that's the biggest thing that bothers me about the spesific brand of TGS misinfo. Ppl saying she's wrong and a bad character or badly written for doing the thing that is explicitly stated as bad and wrong. Or ppl ignoring or not getting to her depth and development and then turning around and saying she's a flat and stagnant character- CHRIST the most frustrating and idiotic thing to watch go down- Do you understand how stupid this makes you look???- And god forbid a female character be complicated and make bad choices and do annoying things and have bad coping mechanisms that they need to work through. TGS is a story that has a lot of Not Nessisarily Bad People Making Bad Desisions. "Character is badly written because they do ____" No, actually, have you considered that maybe this character just makes terrible choices like ppl do IRL???? Man, honestly, this bit can even be directed at some TGS fans, not just ppl who hate it lmao. But I DO know a lot of y'all r young and don't rlly get it yet and that's ok for now 🤷🏻‍♂️ anyway yeah sorry about this post I'm just rlly fed up with thissss.

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

Oof, beans vs tea xd

Nah I get it jot at the same time

But maybe if y'all weren't arguing you'd get it done xD

Hi Morton lol

SLFJDHS nah eggs is real, good for him xD

Oh hiii :D!

Do we know them already? I feel like we might

Maybe y'all shouldn't be fighting in front of the HR rep xD

"The what?" XD

LOL everyone putting their hands down for "not about me" xD

Oof good luck Jacob xdd

Byeee guys

Awww y'all 🥰

You are openly talking about this in the hallway though, gotta say xD

Awww guys 🥰🥰🥺 look at them <33

Oop?

Nahh Janine doesn't want to o.o 👀

Interestinggg

OOP lol o.o

Ava xD

Nahh she won't

Yep lol!

Hmm interesting guys xD

Ope?

What's happening here?

Uhhh

UH OH

That looks too bloody 😬

OPE O.O OH GOSH

Ohhh noo

Frozen 😳

Oh gosh that sucks D: yeah not having gas would do that xd

The poor cafeteria ladies (and men) :(((

Food workers go through enough as it is xdd

Yeahh take em down

D: because of the golf course?

Ahh just these days

"Which I suppose is a good sign" xDD yeah I suppose lol xD :)

Nahh bro she's in love with you

Or yeah she likes you a lot lol 🥰

Aww yeah she is in like with you xD

You guys are so silly

Awww hi Janine 🥰

Her outfit is slaying

Ohh no D:

I mean it's gonna be around somewhere right?

Ohh is Gregory gonna go get it :O

AAAHHHHH he iss 🥰🥰🥰

That's so cute

STOPPP THAT'S SO CUTE 😭❤️🥰

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH CHEEK KISS!!! SO C U U U T E ❤️❤️😭😭😭🥰🥺🥺

Awww look at them 🥰

LOL the lipstick :p

SLFJSKD JACOB NO

XD the idiot <33

Oop nice Melissa has tea!!

OPE ohhh gosh :O non unionized workers

Nahhh they messed uppp with that one :o >:D that's a big one

Nice okay calling the city :D

"My cousin can kill their pets" EXCUSE ME 💀💀😭 XD

LOL their reactions, exactly xD, perfect

Lol yeah, hey - she did give you options xD

Yayyy

Ohh nice go Barbara :D!

Oop okay lol?

SLDKFJS their booger/snot make up??

XDD "huh?" "*sigh* BOOGERS" "Ohhh!" XD

Ooop uh oh Janine D:

Ohh noo

Nah she's about to finish xD- yep lol

Oof 😭

Maybe Jacob will jump forward?

Nope xd

LOL another hand for Barbara xD

And for them

Hey some of them are trying lol

And nice they did it for Barbara again

Yeahh you got this Janine :D Barbara did it quick and easy and you can too :)

Oh no xD

XDDD What is an aquarium LOL

True, that one has some merit as a filibuster

PHEW

Ope

Uh oh

Okay I don't think this is too incriminating-

Okay y'all are making it worse by not being casual 💀

The fake kitchen xD

Um okay guys just- NOPE NOT LIKE THAT XD

Guys you are idiots lol

"Jacob!!" XDD he wants to know, and be done with this

OOP Mr. Johnson going off 💀 XDD

Leave them aloneee

STOP STOP THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD

Y'all are desperately trying to save this and I respect that xD

Ohh nooo y'all

I'm dying this is SO funny XDD

A DUFFLE BAG 💀 come on Gregory, be so fr guys xD

Wait no he's misreading it isn't he-

DRUG DEALERS O.O 💀 SKFHLSJGLDS THAT'S CRAAAZY XDD

LOL

Not great for your look for HR either XD

"We're not dealing drugs we're having sex" OOPE O.O XDD

Y'all lol

You're such idiots xDD all of you

I love you but xD

[ughgoaway]

swifties scare me more than parxies (and parxies are fucking insane. theres one currently claiming to date awsten) i have never been a big tswift fan but she has some great songs. i always make roadtrip playlist when im going to be on a trip and one time last year i had zero clue there was a taylors version or what that meant because i just dont keep up with her like that so love story comes on and this girl on the trip asked me if taylors version was on and my undiagnosed autistic self at the time said yes because i thought she was asking if it was taylors song and not a cover. she gave me literal death threats the whole trip because it wasnt taylors version of love story that played?? like girl i didnt know she was still mad even after i went and fixed it 😭 -🪤

yeah some people are CRAZYYYY! like if you know and you still don't play her version? kinda a dick move (still not worthy of literal death threats tho...) But if you don't know? LEAVE PEOPLE ALONEEE! like politely tell them and don't be a dickhead, it's not that hard.

also I had no idea parxies were a crazy fan group... from the outside it doesn't seem to crazy but I am clearly misinformed!! whats the drama omg??

[illumiiiz]

um. exCUSE ME—

so when I got home from work earlier there was a note from my little sister on my bed and I just kinda set it aside bc I figured she was just asking me about my shark stuffie again BUT I JUST READ IT AND SHE APPARENTLY WANTED TO TELL ME THAT MY MOTHER LOOKED THROUGH?? MY ENTIRE SKETCHBOOK??? WHILE I WAS GONE??

LIKE THERE’S NOT EVEN ANYTHING INHERENTLY BAD IN THERE BUT I’M SO CONFUSED AND BETRAYED RIGHT NOW DMCNKSBCNF I FEEL LIKE A GIRL FROM THE 1800S CATCHING SOMEONE RIFLING THRU HER LOVE LETTERS AND HER DIARY 😭😭😭

[allkinds-oftrash]

The Crown S5E7 Commentary

Non Spoiler Gist: Brilliant brilliant Diana centric episode - I loved every single minute of it! It was also interwoven well with Bashir prepping and manipulating Di into the interview, Diana’s romance with Dr. Hasnat Khan and a secondary  C-plot of Lizzie having lunches with William and Margot. 

Spoilers Under The Cut: 

The Bashir Interview episode Let's gooo

We love a Diana-centric episode Gosh she sounds so much like her I'm getting emotional I just love her so much??? This monologue on being separated is on point

Oooh we're getting Tween William this should be interesting Is that Dominic's actual son?? Nepotism at it's finest I wonder what he thinks of his dad's irl cheating and if he finds him being Charles as ironically meta as I do

Awww Harry my babeyyyy

Also gosh the press really were everywhere and invading every aspect of their lives huh This is so taunting he's like a spectacle Not them fighting at his school too LMAO THE SPITE HUG YES SHOW HIM THE LOVE DIANA

Bashir is KNEE deep in his research era huh Honestly all the scenes of him so far is just me being old enough to love Diana on my own and just watch every available clip and read every article on her. I was in the trenches with my Diana phase as a tween

Why does the actor look like this Tamil actor I know I'm shook they look very similar and like they could be related Okay I googled him no they do not only in this get up for some reason hsjjsjs Damnnn he's an ambitious one isn't he What are they doing with these bank statements???

Holy fuck the Earl Spencer's casting is EERIE they look THE SAME

What the fuckkkk I knew how he got the interview was unethical BUT NOT THIS UNETHICAL This is so shady omg omg This man I swear to God like he didn't waver ONCE

Lmao Diana saw this man ONCE and is a goner for him. She's just staring hshahh I really thought we'd get her and Dodi around this time but Hasnat Khan is pretty cute too I'll give her that She's adorable omggg

DIANA YOUR FRIEND'S HUSBAND MIGHT BE DYING AND YOU'RE THIRSTING OVER A MAN I cannot this is too funny pls Diana babes please read the room

Not William being short with his mother Goddd her phones being tapped is so scary

Oh dear god not the guys trying to take a pic of her WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK HER BRAKES AREN'T WORKING What the fuckkkkk I had a heart attack that was terrifying

Lmaoo this interaction with the Spencers - PEAK siblings Her paranoia was really preyed upon huh Poor her Patrick would notttt Bashir is lyinggg This is so painful to watch Danggg the way Elizabeth's face went red so fast damn girl she turned it ON

Oooh Willy is having lunch with Lizzie this ought to be fun Damn this boy has got the voice down we love to see it I really like their dynamic it's really sweet and kinda humanises them for me despite my issues with the two of them

NOT CHARLIES STILL TALKING ABOUT GORDONSTOUN The trauma is real yall

Awwee Diana in the hospital I love her so much she was really the sweetest soul wasn't she Lmaooo Di's like Oh??? My crush has noticed mee!!! She's so into him this is so cute I'm so invested in this sldhddjd

Ohmygod she called him sexy hskdjsk Dianaaaa A HUSBAND I LOVE HER BEING FLIRTY This Diana is SUCH A VIBEEEE "I'm constitutionally single" Lmaoo I'm using that They are ADORABLE why did it end 😭😭

Boooo Bashir leave her aloneee Holy shit mans is really laying it thick and telling her everything she wants to hear

Not Oprah being name dropped as an alternate for an interviewer Imagine if she had gotten the Di interview and also the H&M one - that would have been a TRIP

Damnnn the duality of the two Pakistani men in her life during this time. It's a very interesting parallel to see. One manipulating and exploiting her and the other offering her safety, privacy and kindness

Lmaooo Bashir did not say "I think she has a thing for me" Okay but thank god he didn't mean it like That That 1991 tour meant a lot to her didn't it? Lowkey wish we saw it instead of the Russian ep  We all have that special country away from home we fell in love with so I get it. I'm just glad they didn't make it out to be a exotic country or fetishise it in her eyes

Ohmygod she looks like Sophie Turner in that getup I got shook AWWE THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS I LOVE THEM OHMYGOD WHAT IS THIS FOREPLAY Their flirting is on point He keeps asking for consent it's so sexy

DR KHAN NO HSJDJJSJ Girlie was trying to be deep about her broken, neglected heart and this man goes "No your heart is fine. Quite a strong pulse actually." God he's SO endearing GJSHSJC DIANA I SWEAR She's sooo into him Bro she likes youuu and you like herr She did not call him a frog I'm screaming djdkdkd

Jesus Christ Lizzie we get it stop name calling and just say her name Yall are awful

Jesus Bashir are you trying to isolate her from EVERYONE Mans really using his mother tongue to his advantage I do sympathise with his struggles as an MOC in a very white industry  Gosh this is all so complex Like yeah he was REAL shady about it but he also did let her feel understood and allowed her that platform to lay it all on the line

"You can trust me" K Bashir K 🤡🤡

Oh dip this isn't the actual interview ep. Aights gonna take a short break before I watch the next one!

[the-invisible-queer]

I knew listening to Marc again was a bad idea.

I HAD A DREAM ABOUT HIM

Dream starts with me scrolling on TikTok and my FYP is saturated in a video of Marc kissing this other male Spanish singer.

And I'm like 🙄 BECAUSE WHO GIVES A SHIT

Then I get a DM from Marc's official IG saying I've won a date with him and I'm like "wtf?"

BUT IT WAS LEGIT

So I go on a date with this dude. Apparently it's his PR team trying to squash the "Marc is gay" rumors and he's all "I don't give a shit what people think about me as long as they like my music. But I'm not gay that wasn't me. It was a dumb impersonator."

And I'm like 🤷 because I don't give a shit.

BUT THIS MAN treats me with so much respect. Calls me by my chosen name. Uses correct pronouns.

I don't even expect that shit from IRL Marc but my brain took some liberties.

He asks if I'd like to join him on tour and like I love his music but I'm still not convinced I want to spend time with him.

So I turn him down. Go on with life as normal. Except it's not.

THE MAN STARTS BEFRIENDING MY PARENTS TO GET ON MY GOOD SIDE

And I'm just like no leave me aloneee

And then he says that his PR team will pay me to pretend to be his partner.

So of course I get to make money to pretend to like this guy? Okay. I'll do it. Did not consider that PDA was also expected.

We go to a handful of events. One where I meet JLo and we hit it off. So Marc is like "since you and Jen like each other you should meet the kids" and I'm like "this is all fake. You don't need to introduce me to your kids" but he insists we all go on vacation. He invites my parents too.

On vacation the man is really TRYING to get me to like him. And tells me he's known about me since my old fan page because Shannon (his ex) used to show him all my edits and then he asks why I feel the way I do. Because I went from superfan to not giving a shit. I tell him what happened on my end and it's awkward between us for a minute.

Jen asks what happened and I tell her the truth about it being a PR stunt which she finds hilarious. And she tells me she thinks Marc really likes me and I'm like 🤷

I meet his and JLo's kids. I like kids. My inner kid is still alive and well so I know how to get along and I understand them.

APPARENTLY me being a decent human being around his kids makes him fall in love with me.

And I'm still like "this is just a job I'm getting paid for"

THE MAN BUYS MY PARENTS A HOUSE and I'm like "this isn't gonna make me like you"

And he insists its not to impress me. He just gets along with my parents.

My dad who despises him is now telling me to give him a chance and I'm just like no.

THE MAN FUCKING TRAPS ME

We're on the red carpet of either the normal Grammys or the Latin Grammys I don't remember AND HE PROPOSES

KEEP IN MIND as far as the public is aware we're in a very healthy and loving relationship

So I panic and say yes but I figure we can make something up to end the engagement later I just need to get over the embarrassment.

As soon as we're alone after the engagement I start yelling at him. I'm FUMING!

He tells me he genuinely loves me. And I'm just like "THIS IS ALL FAKE" because it is

And he's like "you keep me humble" so I tell him it all has to end. I leave an return to my "normal" life. His PR team hasn't publicly announced the split but there's speculation because he shows up at a few events alone.

SO THEN Jen calls me begging me to give him a chance because he's been insufferable.

And like no thank you I don't want that shit. The fake dating was fine whatever. But the engagement was too far.

THE MAN SHOWS UP OUTSIDE MY HOUSE WITH A BAND AND TRIES SERNADING ME

And I woke myself up from the embarrassment 😭

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

Hey guyss

😬 yeahh the cameras :(

:( bc that's just a rough situation

Ahh yeah then you can see all the trauma of that xdd

Oh right and they get real (not real) cameras lol

Hmm okay so he did try to break in

Ope?

LOL his accomplice o.o guess he did need help xD

Guess he doesn't care about being found now? Fair enough

Do you not see they're cops o.o

Ayy we love the commitment xD

Oh no-

Sir o.o

XD

Oh gosh they really hate her o.o

Don't go in too angry bestie be chill xdd

Yeah bestie she knows 😬

C'mon girl you got this 😬

😑 sir

Leave her aloneee

Okay good response good response

GLAD?

Bro I hate this guy 😑

Okay be chill be chill

But also go off girl xd

Honeyy xd 😭

OPE good thing they left those cameras o.o

??

The bandages and such, were there two of them?

Annnd they don't know the island 😭😬

Nope

Oh gross 😭

NOOO sir sorry 😭 poor girlie :((

Bro is crazy o.o

Bailey now is not the time xD

Nolan I don't think that'll work

Nah yeah he's way crazy o.o

I mean it kinda is a whole operation now xD

Nolannn be chill 😭

Guysss 😭😭

Maybe they'll hear the yelling?

UMMM

UH OH UH OH

EXCUSE ME???

Imagine if they killed Bailey right here

Did he shoot John in the leg???

YEAH RUN GUYS GUN

And screaming lol

Ahhh no him

Howw though?

OHH YEAH THE JAM

SLAY NOLAN :D

YOO go off Nolan with the chair

Y'allll 😭😬

Uh ohhh uh oh

OOP go off

Hey guys XD I mean why are they even there lol

Just for funsies xD

Ah for towels clearly 😌

EW

LOL the backup xD slay

ICONIC go off all y'all

XD funny that Nyla and Angela were too late lol but I'm sure the lift out and emotional just, them being there helped!

Ayy slay Celina :DD

Nice compliments Tim :))

Lol nahhh he ain't

Aww hey guys xD

XD yeah she's being going through it lol xd 🤢

Awww besties :'))

I love them sm thank you very much <33

Yeah it'll be back to normal soon :'DD :')

I'm glad we didn't drag that out too long <33

Aww that good night Celina was cute idk why

The way he said it was satisfying/sweet :)

Babeys <33 🥰

OOP detective's list o.o?

Uh ohh

Nah she's gonna see her name farther down but still there hey :)

Good shock?

Uh oh

Okay maybe it's not good shock xd

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ huh??

Oh bc she'll be on it for so long :((?

Aww 17 😭😭 Honey I'm so sorry :(((

Lucyyy 😭😭😭😭😭💔❤️

Poor babey :'(( <3

I thought I saw a bit of a clip that said 17th place and that explains it xdd 😭

Nahh she'll do something that moves her up idk how but she will

I'm glad story wise she didn't do too amazing though :') :'/

XD hey besties lol

You look tired

I mean that's kinda what we expected though isn't it lol

Oogh gosh o.o pieces 😬

Ahh yeah xd makes sense

The getting paranoid lol

I mean they were conducting surveillance lol-

I mean they didn't do much xD

XDD guys

LOL

I mean is it really that pleasant there xD

After all the. yk. murder lol

Awww honey 😭 xd

Okay phew I don't have to see her tell Tim lol

Not that he would've been upset with her or anything, he probably hugged her lol :) but still it would hurt me

I mean is it worse though xD

Awww what is it (this is a tiny bit of the clip I saw, like "prize for 17th" is what I saw)

AWWWWW STOP THAT IS SO CUTE

Did he get that as 1st originally on purpose :'))?

Honey <33

LOL metro xD

AWWWW lovelies 🥰🥰 of course she did :')

If this doesn't prove he supports you doing that idk what does xD

Awww honey :')) :'( you could never disappoint him <3

AWW yeah :') xD

Y'ALLLLL they're so cute <333

Aww it is cute/sweet xD <33 🥰❤️

Ope 👀?

Nahh it's a tv ain't it xD

Yep

Lol good for you guys XD

I bet you got that from the beach though and I just have to say. You do know you live by the beach don't you xD

Awww y'all 🥰 at least you had a good time for a while there lol

Happy Honeymoon for real guys 🥰🥰❤️

Awww lol I love them <33