#LIKE FUCK HES HERE EHEHHE

[nylwnder]

playoffs prep 🔒

[tekitothemagpie]

CHARLIE 👹

Big shout out to @tekitothemagpie and all the stainmight fans for cheering me on and motivating me. I love all of you very much so consider this animation a big thank you gift for y'all (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃👻🍬

[dizzybizz]

hai here is a sketch dump with too many fandoms :) sorry about the ungodly amount of men here i have been going through it and by it i mean gay

ok wait i ran out of tags??? it wont let me tag them all😭😭😭 im gonna have to be sparing with them uhh i guess i will have to ramble under the cut then cus i like rambling in my tags but i cant with this one 😭

(ok im back from the ramble: it is way too long.... proceed forward if you want to see some guy just absolutely talk nonsense for entirely too long)

no cus i swear i have tried tagging more stuff than this before and never hit the limit but whatever

hello i really use this like a fkn blog huh

i just wanted to provide some thoughts on the harper and rosé one first bc its important to me 😌 cus i was thinking abt harper and how in my head and heart of hearts she would be the kid who thought you get pregnant from kissing and i dont think she ever really grew out of that belief. <- this ended up spawning the idea of harper being a sex-repulsed ace and i will die on this hill actually. fight me or die, you die either way actually nvm

this is just a buncha blorbos i dont know what to tell you really. sketch pages like these always end up so weird for me bc for some reason my brain always wants the characters in them to interact in some way. whether that be talking or just reacting to what the other is doing... its something i cant stop with, its so stupid and silly and i hate it and i love it. where else would i see kabru slowly losing his mind with how loud phoenix wright is in court????

I THOUGHT I HAD GOTTEN OFF THE RAILS WITH THAT BUT THEN THE NEXT PAGE HAPPENED. and all i could do was laugh and ask "what the fuck am i drawing??? HOW DID WE GET HERE? WHY IS THISTLE HERE WITH LEOPIKA HELP" LIKE that page started with the big leopika and then i was like "man i miss thistle lemme draw him real quick" but the curse struck and now hes being homophobic so </3

i rlly like how the nic(k) page turned out ... i just have a lot of nicks i like drawing idk.. the lil guy is an oc,,, one day his ref sheet will be finished and itll be awesome but not for now, sorry baby, no can do. im weirdly happy with how the hands turned out for all of them tho?? so thats a W

yotasuke, murai, nick (youll never know which one im referring to. .. jkjk its hoult i love the pose there ehehhe), nic and the entire last page r my favs. i like em all but those rlly get me yknow- the olly too ofc but ive already posted him, dont mind him being here, hes part of the set. AND OVER ALL IVE BEEN HAVING SO FUN WITH SHADING BLACK AND JUST LEAVING SPOTS BLANK ITS SO ?`????

WHY IS THIS SO LONG PLS DONT READ ALL THIS THIS IS STRAIGHT UP EMBARRASSING AGHSDFGSDHJSGD im all like "yeah i dont like talking about myself or whatever" but as soon as i get to my process or blorbos or smth the floodgates fucking break open, not even burst man.

also dont mind how i havent even acknowledged pingas twink pokemon counterpart. hes just here for shits and giggles i dont know the guy like at all, i watched a handful of eps of horizons and that was it RIP

[thescarletnargacuga]

ehehhe- *COUGH* aha, okay-

A showtime one shot with good ol' DIGITAL HALLUCINATIONS! (I was wondering what Caine had meant by this in the pilot, and what if it wasn't just a cover up for the door?)

Pomni finds herself in an unknown part of the area/game, and- well, hallucinates! She re-experiences her worst memories, even seeing alternative scenarios that went bad.

Caine eventually finds her, but she can't tell if he's real or not.

Looks like you're stuck in the fog...

-Fowl Anon

A/N: poor Pomni...

DIGITAL HALLUCINATIONS

A SHOWTIME ONESHOT

WARNING: trauma, nightmare imagery, body horror, angst, hurt/comfort

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Pomni wasn't looking for trouble. She was in her room tossing a ball against the wall when it collided weird with her bed and it violently catapulted her to places unknown. She fell hundreds of feet below the map, bracing for the all too familiar impact.

SMACK!!

She laid face up, the wind knocked out of her. "....ow..." She wheezed. It took a minute for her to find her footing, but she eventually stood and looked around. She was out of bounds again. The blank, gridded walls went on for miles in every direction. She has no idea where she could go or even find game assets to use to get back up like last time, so she just started walking.

"Caine..? Hello? CAINE! ...for crying out loud. I wonder how long I'll be down here before he realizes I'm missing. Maybe I can find a void access point again. That seemed to get his attention in a hurry." She walked for what felt like hours, going deeper and deeper into the unseen bowels of the game. It was like a maze. At one point, she was convinced she was going in circles.

The longer she was down there alone, the more stressed she became. She started running to find something, anything that looked familiar. "Caine! Caine, please!" She called, but no one came.

She stopped in her tracks when something out of the corner of her eye moved around a corner. "HELLO!?" She panted and waited for a response.

Nothing. The out of bounds area was eerily quiet.

She ran after what she thought she saw. Rounding the corner, the gridded walls changed to brick. The vaulted ceiling became a night sky. A light post illuminated a rainy alley. Pmi spun around, the out of bounds was gone. "What the-!? Did I accidentally walk into a world Caine's made?"

Everything was so real. The rain, the damp alley smell, the sounds of cars beyond her line of sight. She stood in the flickering cone of the street light, unsure what to do, when a hooded figure with their hands in the large front pocket started aggressively walking right at her.

"Who are you? Hello? What's going on??" Pomni asked as she backed up, but the figure pulled a gun on her.

"Give me all your fucking money!!"

"I- What!? I don't-!?"

The mugger cocked the gun, pressing it to Pomni's head. "You think I'm playin'!? Give me the money, NOW!!"

Pomni backed up against the brick wall behind her, but it crumbled as she leaned her weight against it. She fell through. Suddenly, she was on the floor of a hospital room. No rain or brick walls or muggers. She got up quickly, seeing another unknown person in the bed in front of her.

"What is happening??" Pomni begging the person, but they seemed to be asleep. Pomni got a little closer. It was a middle aged woman, but she was sick beyond her years. Whatever she was in the hospital for, it was terminal. "Hello?"

The sick woman opened her eyes and smiled at Pomni. She opened her mouth to speak, but only coughed.

"Don't- don't stress yourself, uh...I can find help elsewhere." Pomni started to back up but the woman held her hand out pleadingly. "I'm sorry, I don't, uh.... Let me get someone for you."

The sick woman closed her sad eyes. The heart monitor she was connected to flatlined.

Pomni ran out of the room and down the hall. "This isn't real. None of this is real." She told herself over and over, and yet her heart hurt for a woman she didn't even recognize. It could've been an NPC for all she knew.

The hospital halls became a school hall. Dozens of eyes peered through the small windows on the classroom doors. Pomni kept running. The doors behind her opened one after another. A horse of children piled out and scampered across the floor and walls like hell-spawns, jeering and screaming at her.

Tears streaked down Pomni's face. Her conscious mind has no idea what was happening, but subconsciously she knew this place. The bullying, the loss, the fear, all of it was clawing at the back of her mind.

She got to the end of the hall and threw herself through the door. She slammed it behind her, and now she was in an area she recognized. An office. A very plain but uncanny liminal space. "CAAAAAINE! CAINE, HELP ME!!" She begged for him to hear her, but no one came.

After catching her breath, she kept going. Staying in one spot was never going to help. The offices repeated, feeling less and less real the further she went. Then she saw it. The computer. The headset.

Maybe that was the way back. She picked up the headset and looked into it. Blackness. She tried turning on the computer. Nothing. "Come on! What do I do!?"

"Useless girl."

Pomni just about jumpedout of her skin. She spun to see a man in business casual loom in the doorframe. He was so tall, he had to duck to step inside the office space. His limbs were unnaturally long. His hands were thin and gangly, with yellow unkept fingernails. The worst part, he has no face. Only a hole, lined with rows and rows of needle like teeth.

"YOU DON'T BELONG HERE!" The monster boomed and rushed Pomni.

Pomni did the only thing she could think of and jumped out the window. She fell and fell and fell down into darkness. Voices surrounded her. They screeched and screamed and called and laughed. She felt like she knew all of them, but could tell from where or when.

Circus music gradually drowned out the voices and she landed on top of a yellow and red striped tent. She rolled down the roof and landed hard on the ground. It was the digital circus tent but the grounds looked off. "CAINE! CAINE!!!" she screamed her voice hoarse, but no one came.

She was too scared to keep going. She didn't want to know how this nightmare could get worse, but it gave her no choice. The nightmare came to her. The entrance to the tent opened on its own and five familiar voices tried to call her inside. The distorted and echoing voices of Ragatha, Gangle, Zooble, Jax and Kinger became louder the more she ignored them. She had to cover her ears.

She could hear through her hands that the voices were getting closer to the entrance and she backed away. A massive glitching claw came out of the darkness and slammed into the ground in front of her. Then another. And another. The largest abstraction Pomni has ever seen emerged, carrying static features and voices of the entire circus cast.

"THIS YOUR FATE! THIS IS YOUR FATE! THIS IS YOUR FATE!" The abstraction repeated over and over as it got closer.

Pomni couldn't run no matter how hard she tried. It was like her feet were made of cement. She got only two steps in when the abstraction was upon her, it's digital body splitting open to consume her whole.

Pomni's broken voice couldn't scream as she felt something wrap around her middle. She kicked and flailed, but the hold was strong. Her digital body felt useless for fighting back.

"POMNI! POMNI, IT'S ME!! STOP- OW!" Caine held his eye that she just threw her elbow into.

Pomni hyperventilated against Caine. She death gripped his arms and blinked several times as she looked around in panic. She was still out of bounds, but everything was blank again. No monsters, no liminal spaces, no people with weapons.

"Pomni, you're okay. Everything is okay." Caine soothed. "What happened? How did you get back here?"

"Monsters." Pomni's voice was weak.

"Monsters? There are no monsters here. Well, none active, at least."

"I saw people. Real people. And places. And monsters. Everything wanted to hurt me."

"Real...? Oh no. Digital hallucinations-"

"I KNOW WHAT I SAW!!" Pomni screeched and coughed from the strain on her voice.

"I know, dear. You're not crazy. It's a real thing. This place has unforeseen effects on the human mind. It's why I don't let anyone back here. You go deep enough and you start...seeing things. People and places your mind knows, but you don't. I understand it's a very frightening experience." Caine gently pulled her close and ran a hand soothingly across her back. "I'm sorry I didn't come sooner. Everything is okay. None of it was real. You aren't in any danger."

Pomni slowly calmed, loosening her grip and hugging Caine back. "I want to get out of here."

Caine teleported to Pomni's room. The bed is completely fine. The ball she'd been throwing was on her nightstand. Pomni was still trembling, refusing to let go of Caine.

He sat on the bed and cradled Pomni, her head resting on his shoulder. "You don't need to tell me what you saw. It must have been terrible to make you react like this."

Pomni could only give a pathetic whimper in response.

"You're safe now. I'll.... I'll figure out a way for you to contact my watch. I won't let this happen to you again. I promise."

[koenigsbleachedshirt]

Hello mein liebling muacks

I’m here to whore out by requesting a Dom Keegan x Sub Y/N smut! EHEHE

Scenario: in front of the mirror ehe <3 forced eye contact..?

Itll be nice to include praise and degradation <3 Y/N can be fucked dumb and knife play seems cool ((oops.. I’ll wait patiently if you want to write this EHEHHE

Greetings sweetheart hehe, I'm here to serve you something <3

Also im sorry it took so long, but here we go!!!

Fem! Reader, dom! Keegan, virginity loss, mirror sex, forced eye contact, praise + degradation (slut), dumbification... kind of?, pet names (sweet girl, bunny, baby), knife play, fingering, Keegan is a bastard and he's sweet about it

Your intentions when you came to his room were really not what he thought of them to be. All you wanted was to discuss something after the last mission when he told you you had made a little mistake when checking if there was still ammo in the gun.

So you knocked on his door.

"Be right there" his voice is muffled from behind the door, and then it opens, revealing his mask. "Oh, y/n, what can I do for you?"

Your eyes take in the lack of his eye black and you assume he was in the process of getting ready for bed. After all, it was already nine. "Hey, uhm... sorry I didn't manage to come by earlier, I had lots of paperwork," you start, fumbling with your sleeves. "But I wanted to ask you about this thing on the mission earlier."

Keegan raises a brow at that. "What about it? You gotta be more specific than that, kid."

"A- Ah, right! You said I made a mistake when checking my gun for any leftover ammo, and I wanted you to help me fix that." You explain and quickly add on, "But it doesn't have to be right now! I can wait!"

You see the realization in his eyes when you tell him what it is that brought you here, and then he chuckles. "Ohh, that. It's fine, come on in. I'll show you what you need to do."

"Thank you!" Your eyes light up at that. He opens the door a bit wider and motions for you to enter, so you do.

You miss the way his eyes glint with mischief.

The first thing you notice is the huge mirror he has that faces his bed, but you don't question it. He probably gets ready in front of it every morning to check his gear.

"Take a seat wherever you want, I'll get my gun to demonstrate." Keegan says and moves to the adjacent bathroom, and you hear a drawer open, rustling, and then it closes. You move to take a seat on his bed, just on the edge, barely keeping yourself from slipping.

You see him emerge from the bathroom through the mirror with a gun in hand. Lucky for him, his smirk is concealed by his mask.

"Okay, kid, watch closely." He says, voice dropping an octave as he sits down next to you, thighs touching. "First, you take out the ammo box," Keegan explains and does just that. "Then, you check if it's empty. If it is, you have to ascertain that there's nothing stuck in the butt of the gun."

You feel a blush on your cheeks at his explanation and how he does it. "I- I see." You nod along.

Keegan isn't dumb. He notices how what he does affects you, and he can't help the chuckle from shaking his shoulders. "You have to feel around it very carefully, okay? Move over every millimeter. Make sure nothing is stuck."

Heat spreads through your tummy at that. Watching his long fingers feel around the empty butt of the gun.

"And when you're sure there's nothing left, you can reload. Easy as that." He finishes and holds the gun out to you. "Your turn. Feel around for it."

"O- Oh! Sure.." Your eyes widen as you take the gun from his hands. "So, I just... do it like this?" You ask as you shove two fingers into it, feeling around.

Keegan can't help the way his blood shoots straight to his cock at the sight, barely able to contain the low groan that threatens to escape his throat.

"Yeah, just like that." He replies, and you shiver at the low rumble in his chest.

You stop what you're doing and clear your throat, looking into his eyes through the mirror. "O- Okay, I think I got it now. Thank you."

Keegan keeps his eyes on you and plucks the gun from your hand with a chuckle. "Good job, kid."

You clear your throat at the praise and get up. "I.. I think I'll go now then."

"Not so fast." Keegan interrupts you by grabbing your wrist and pulling you close. "I still have more things to teach you, sweet girl."

You blush, suddenly feeling like you're rooted in place. "L- Like what?"

He pulls you onto his lap all of a sudden, his mask-covered face very close to your own. "Hmm, I won't spoil that yet."

You blink hard and watch him peel his mask off, tossing it somewhere behind him. "Wow, you're... hot."

Keegan chuckles, the noise low in his chest. "Why, thank you. You're a cute little thing yourself, though." He smirks before pulling you into a heated kiss, almost devouring you.

It pulls a gasp from you, and he uses the chance to slip his tongue into your mouth, eagerly exploring it all. Your hands find purchase on his muscular shoulders.

And Keegan doesn't waste time, his hands sliding over your thighs and straight under your shirt to carress your sides. "W- Wait.." You mumble against his lips.

He stops and looks at you. "What is it, bunny?"

"I, uhm.." You stammer, "I... I haven't done... that yet.."

His eyes widen at the info, and you avoid looking at them. "Hey.. It's okay, sweet girl, I'll make sure you'll have the time of your life." Keegans strokes your cheek, "If you let me."

You swallow your nerves and nod. "Nah-ah bunny, I want you to say it." He says and kisses your neck.

"Y- Yes.. I- I want it.."

"Good girl... now, get undressed for me, hm?"

You blush heavily but stand up and oblige, shedding all your clothes.

"Fuck, you're so gorgeous, bunny." Keegan groans and pulls you close before landing a harsh slap to your ass, then kneading it.

A whimper escapes you due to the pain, and you notice the huge tent in his pants. "Won't- Won't you get undressed too?"

He laughs, the sound sending shivers down your spine. "If that's what you want, sweet girl." And he does, peeling them off bit by bit.

You're left in awe, taking in every scar and how ripped he is..... and how fucking huge his cock is. "That's, uhm... scary."

Keegan barks out a laugh. "I've heard a lot about it, but certainly not scary." He then scoots back a little and pulls you to sit between his legs, facing the mirror.

He meets your eyes in the mirror from over your shoulder before he suddenly presses a knife against your throat. It's not hard or anything, but the presence is known, and your breath hitches. You then observe his unoccupied, right hand slowly slide over your hips before he hovers it above your cunt.

"Say if it's too much, and I'll stop." Keegan mumbles into your ear, and you nod quickly. "Good girl."

Your hands rest on his thighs, and you bite your lip when his fingers slide over your wet pussy. He applies slight pressure and draws circles on your clit, smirking. "Damn, bunny, you're dripping wet."

You look into his eyes and whimper quietly. "Shut up.."

Keegan pushes the knife against your throat a little tighter and suddenly buries a finger in your drooling hole. "Big words coming from someone like you." He growls and bites into the crook of your neck.

A surprised squeal escapes you at the sudden intrusion and the feeling of his teeth on your skin. "K- Keegan.." You whine pitifully, fingers digging into the meat of his thighs.

The chuckle he lets out rumbles deep in his chest, sending vibration across your back. He doesn't say anything. Instead, he starts pumping his finger in and out of your cunt; so agonizingly slow it makes you tear up. "Please..." You whimper, "more.."

"Oh? More?" You see his smirk in the mirror, knife still at your throat and watching his finger slowly enter and exit your cunt, over and over and over again.

And you kind of regret not saying what more you wanted, because next thing you know, he's shoving a second finger into you. "Oh my god-"

"Isn't this what you wanted, sweet girl?" He teases, fingers going at the same agonizing pace. "You wanted more, and I did just that."

"You-" He doesn't let you finish what you wanted to say, because it's quickly again interrupted by a third finger burying itself in your sopping pussy.

All you manage is a high-pitched moan, eyes rolling back. And oh, how Keegan enjoys watching you. "You look so pretty like this, bunny. A dripping wet mess, knife to your throat... eyes rolled back just from my fingers... I can't wait to stuff your tight little virgin pussy with my cock, baby.."

You bite your lip hard, the way he talks, what he says, sent a rush of pleasure through your tummy. "F- Fuck, Keegan.."

He smirks and suddenly speeds up the pace of his fingers inside of your pussy, intensifying the squelching sounds from your wetness. The pace leaves your head spinning, and your eyes squeeze shut while you're near screaming from the overwhelming pleasure. And your first orgasm builds up way too fast.

"Can feel how hard you're clenching on my fingers, bunny." He groans, his dick twitching at the sight of you in the mirror, your noises, and the feeling of you. "I know you want to... cum for me, sweet girl."

Your nails dig into his thighs, your eyes roll back, and your jaw goes slack when your climax washes over you soon after he said that. Your cum soakes his fingers, and he pulls them out.

"Look at the mess you made." He says and holds them in front of your way with a smirk and a glint in his eyes. "So much cum... my dirty little girl."

"I- It just... felt so good.." You pant, still coming down from your orgasm. You meet his eyes, gulping when you see the way his knife is at your throat. And then he puts his fingers into his mouth, cleaning your juices right off.

"Hmm, taste so sweet.." He groans, and you feel his cock tap against your back. "Just what I'd expect from you, my sweet, sweet girl."

You whine and squirm, trying to turn around. "Keegan.."

He chuckles and uses his now free hand to cup one of your tits. "What's up, baby?"

"Wanna... wanna kiss you again.."

Keegan lets a deep moan rip and turns your face to kiss you over your shoulder. It's messy, but it feels so good. "Are you ready for the real deal, baby?"

You shudder when he sets the knife down, the other hand now unoccupied and sliding across your thigh. "Y- Yes... I want it.."

"Good girl." He praises and kisses your shoulder. "Lift your hips for me, baby."

He taps your hip, and you quickly oblige. You watch him in the mirror as he rolls a condom on so quickly that you almost miss it. "Try to relax yourself, bunny, I'll be gentle," Keegan snickers, "at least for now."

A shiver runs down your spine when you feel his tip nudge your slit, moving it back and forth a little to tease you. "Keegan, please... please put it in.." You whine, trying to push back, and your eyes roll back once more when the tip enters you.

"Shit.. you naughty little bunny." He curses before slowly easing more and more of himself into you. "You feel so good, baby."

You pant, the stretch burning deliciously, and you already feel so full.

"Can't- Can't take more!" You quickly gasp when he pushes in further, tears pricking your eyes at the overwhelming feeling.

"Oh, you can, bunny, don't worry 'bout it." Keegan mumbles, clearly struggling to control himself. "I'm halfway in, you're doing so good, sweet girl.."

You whimper when more and more of his long, thick length pushes into you. "Feel.. so full.."

He doesn't say anything, just focuses to not lose himself in the feeling of your pussy. And then he finally bottoms out, his pelvis flush against your ass. The tip presses against your cervix and the sensation is weird.

"Fuck, bunny... You're taking me so well.." He grunts, holding you tight against his chest. "How does it feel? Can I move?"

Your breathing is harsh, his cock filling you up so deliciously. "Y- Yeah... you can move... just start it slow.."

Keegan's hands are on your hips, and you watch in his mirror how he slowly fucks in and out of you. The noises your sopping cunt makes are a little embarrassing, but neither of you cares. "Fuck, you take me so well.. feel so damn good, bunny."

You whimper and dig your fingers into his thighs again. "You.. you feel good, too... stretchin' me out so much.."

He groans deeply and suddenly picks up the pace, snapping his hips quickly back and forth, clapping against your buttcheeks. "A- Ah, Keegan!"

"That's right, baby, scream my name.." He moans into your ear, watching you get fucked by him in the mirror.

"F- Fuck! Please! Go harder!" You wail loudly, tears slowly streaming down your cheeks.

"With pleasure, my sweet girl." He grunts before his thrusts pick up even more speed and harshness. "Gonna make sure your pussy remembers the shape of my cock, baby."

"Mhh, fuck! Yes, please, yes!" You scream out, the way he fucks you so hard and fast leaves your brain a mess.

"Look at yourself, going dumb on my cock, hm?" Keegan says through clenched teeth, the smacking noises loud in the room.

All you manage in response is a long, drawn-out moan of his name, and your pussy clenching hard around him. "Feel... Feel like cumming!"

He growls at that, his thrusts not letting up. "Cum for me, bunny, make a mess on my cock."

You squeal when you feel your orgasm hit you like a truck, legs trembling and clenching around his dick. "I'm gonna cum, too."

Keegan delivers a few more powerful thrusts before shooting his load into the condom. You can feel his dick twitching inside of you as he slowly rides out both your highs.

You slump back against his chest, legs still twitching and breathing erratic. You can't even form a coherent thought, just feeling so fucked out and blissful.

He chuckles into your ear, caressing the spots where he had gripped your hips. "My sweet, little bunny. Did so good for me."

You whine and try to snuggle more against him. "Tired.."

"It's okay, sweet girl. Let me take care of you now." He says and carresses your thigh. "Got you all dumb on my cock, hm? My little slut... just for me.."

[chuuya4040]

Thinking about Dazai vs a spider and Chuuya being his hero ehehh

A scream echoes throughout the house and before Chuuya knows it he is running in the direction of the distressed noise.

“Dazai? Dazai!” Chuuya slams open the bedroom door, finding the brunet standing on the bed with a terrified look decorating his face. The executive does a quick scan of the room, and finds no issues or life-threatening causes in sight.

With a look of disdain he questions, “what the hell–”

“Oh, Chuuya, thank gods, help me before it crawls on me, lays its millions of eggs on me and kills me!”

“Hah?!”

“Fuck! Quick!” Dazai swiftly grabs a hold of Chuuya and hauls him onto the bed, shakily pointing a finger to wear the redhead was just standing a moment ago. With a dramatic sigh he exclaims, “thank god your master was here to save you! Now, be a good boy and kill it for me.”

“Fuck off!” Chuuya yells pushing the brunet next to him, as he slightly stumbles on the soft mattress. “I ain’t doing shit for you! It’s just a spider, quit acting like a fuckin’ baby.”

“But it’s huge! Chuuya should kill it before it decides it finds my precious eyes are its next nesting place.”

“Well, then maybe I should let it do exactly that.”

“Chuuya! How cruel! Maybe it’ll mistake your tacky hat for a cave and make a home in it.”

“Yeah well, your hair looks enough like a spider's nest already as it i—” A bandaged hand harshly grabs his own with a painful grip.

“Ah! There! /There!/ Chuuya, Chuuya kill it already!!”

“I can’t do anything if you’re holding me, you bastard!”

“Holy shit, it is /huge!/ Why is the universe punishing me?! Go for the chibi instead!”

Bandaged hands push the redhead forwards and off the bed. Chuuya blankly stares at the arachnida, minuscule as it crawls around on the ground unbeknownst that the once feared Demon Prodigy was throwing a tantrum over something so harmless.

Making quick use of his ability, Chuuya grabs a nearby notebook and a glass and uses gravity to float the items and successfully trap the arachnida within seconds.

With an unimpressed look, Chuuya stares over his shoulder at the supposed dangerous ex-mafia executive clinging onto a pillow.

Dazai lowers the pillow as he watches the spider trapped in the glass glowing in red, a look of relief on his face.

With a genuine, soft smile he muses, “ah, my knight in a shining tacky hat~”

Blue eyes widened as if the ice had just melted and created a behemoth of an ocean, watching as the detective sat on his bed cross-legged, hair a mess and eyes shining so bright Chuuya thought he might burn in the process.

/Please, burn me all flesh and bone until there is nothing left/, the redhead thought, watching the soft look on the man he has been so irrevocably obsessed with, /if it means being with you, then I will gladly strip myself of all./

“Wanna repeat that again, bastard?” Chuuya teases, walking closer to the bed as the now trapped spider trails behind him.

Brunet eyes flicker between the animal and the redhead, uneasiness in his features. “Now, Chuuya… we can talk about this.”

A step closer. “Oh? But I heard you say something about my.. /tacky hat/.”

“Chuuya…” Dazai warned, attempting to move further away in the bed. “Did I say tacky hat? I meant it is a beautiful hat! Truly marvellous! So very.. /fashionable/” He says strained.

The redhead takes another step closer with the spider, a smug smile decorating his features while watching the way his ex-partner squirms.

“Heel dog! /Heel!/ Listen to your master.” Dazai yells, panic flailing his movements as he jumps out of the bed and now they both stand on either side.

A feral smirk slowly pulls against Chuuya’ lips at those words, rage and excitement fueling his heart and a piece of ice chips away. “Oh, you are so fucking dead, mackerel.”

Silence, before Dazai yells out pleas before running out of the room with Chuuya yelling out obscenities. Laughter echoes against the walls, child-like behavior rejuvenating them in ways they never thought were necessary and possible.

If you were to peek through the window, it almost seemed like two young teenage boys who had never experienced any despair or pain, were simply running around their house and living. They stumble, falling over each other and giggling without a care in the world, as if they were in their own universe and maybe they were– because the dangerous duo dubbed at 15 known as Double Black, for the first time in years felt genuine happiness.

[lamialamia]

hai!!! are there any sledgefu fanfics or writers u could rec to me?

Anon I'm so sorry it took me so long to get to this. I was swamped with exams and deadlines and traveling. But gosh. I GOT CHU. I got recs!!!

This got insanely long so I'm putting a read more

Fanfic - Canon-verse (no AU)

Sleep Aid by someonesgrlbomb. Gosh. Okay. We all know the weird, fucked up bond between Sledge and Snafu is so interesting. They are traumatized young men who are wrestling with their humanity in hellish conditions. And this fic is one amazing look into this bond.

C’est ta main dans ma main doucement oubliée. by ijustlookatpictures. This one is heartbreaking. Not healthy in the slightest. But if you want to be devastated, this fic is for you.

I do my best because I'm counting on you counting on me by ijustlookatpictures. A groundhog day AU set in the war so I still put it here. I love this fic for its Snafu's voice. Trust me, Snafu is a tough character to write for because he is a layered bastard who has so much going for him. I re-read this fic like once every few months.

As It Was by SJtrinity. Possibly one of the best post-war fics for sledgefu out there. This fic might be formatted a little weird on Ao3 but trust me, it's worth it. Sledge and Snafu's road to a happy endings isn't easy or simple and this fic makes them earn their happy endings (even after surviving a war). READ THIS FIC PLEASE. I'M ON MY KNEES BEGGING YOU.

i’m the diode, you’re the kerosene by getmean. This imo is one of the required reading sledgefu fics. I mean, I would say that about any of getmean's fic but yeah. Realistic about PTSD but so perfectly balance with the slow-burn romance we all crave. Simply magnificent.

an angel like a memory by starblessed. Another incredible fic that nailed Snafu's voice.

gone but not entirely by marinersapptcomplex. Angst for the ages. Sledgefu is treasure trove of angst and in the right hand, it would fuck you up. Because this fic fucked me up. It's so good and deserve thousand of kudos.

The Boy and the Magpie by harin91. Oh this is a special sledgefu fic. It moved me to tears. It showed but never told. It got me craving for all the pretty jewels and lost loves and fairy-tale dreamings one could possibly have. If I think about this fic too much I might lost it.

Come Take Me Home Again by ThrillingDetectiveTales. Ehehhe, very sexy and very cute and made me giggle every time I re-read this.

Let Me Know The Way by bearkare. Epistolary story telling is no small task to pull off. Something which was done here so good it felt like I actually get to step into the characters' heads and dive into their inner turmoil. Another fic that takes the slow road to Sledgefu's happy ending. Love every word of this.

a collection of fragmented thoughts that were never written and never sent by canimo. Underrated. So fucking underrated. All the angst, and well, sledgefu have a tendency in many fic to not end happily at all. They are after all two very different people and with everything that happened, no matter how much love they might share, it isn't easy.

I Was Fixed on Your Hand of Gold by Cinderscream. Another epistolary fic that amazed me with the ease of how they manage to make story unfold within the limited confinement of letter writing. Love this one to bits.

friends who share your past by kinnoth. Once in a while, you had to let your OTP be toxic and unhealthy and unable to communicate and lead them to their downfall. Yeah.

fill in the holes you've made by foreignconstellations. Relationships are complicated. This one managed to capture that in just 2.5k words, which I absolutely can not comprehend.

Sweet Water, Wash Me Down by modernature. Atmospheric and very gripping. Amazing world building where the world felt alive and wriggling and squirming in the best possible way.

Leave your baggage here by malmanagement. Sometimes, we needed a groundhog day AU to make stubborn idiots understands.

Fanfic - AU:

got a fire but you just can't use it by getmean. I binged this instead of sleeping. Worth it.

catch it down in new orleans by starblessed. This is one of my comfort fics of all time. It's so funny and so charming. Never failed to lift me out of a bad mood.

Unknown Number by harin91. In which our favorite idiots tried long distance and it is endlessly entertaining.

lest we fall into the dark by gingerwerk. Oh everything about this AU is incredible. The slowburn is so good I wish I can lost my memory to read this again completely fresh.

Oh! Darling by Anonymous. I waited years for this fic to finally finish. I screamed when I saw the final update. Sexy and lovely. Can not recommend this fic enough.

Author:

getmean. Well you can't mention sledgefu without this author. No matter what their fics deliver. I aspire to write as good as them one day.

SJtrinity. I don't know what to say about this author because... my english could never measure my awe and love for their works

starblessed. You saw how many times I rec their fics? Yeah. Read everything this author write please.

Stolperzunge. I love them and their works. I could write a love letter here but I don't wanna be cringe.

bearkare. ANything written by this author made me feral <3 <3 <3

Honorable mention: eugeneshelton whose sledgefu fics gave me diabetes, and endlessly inspire me with his sledgefu ideas :*

[sunny6677]

Careless Whisper.

A Kevin x Eyes crackfic.

Summary:

Kevin can't stop thinking about a certain eldiritch entity he saw the first time the kids brought him trouble.

Chapter 3/Finale: A Confession.

————

There it was. The thing. Eyes. Standing right before him with several layers of beautiful tentacles that spread through the ripping vast area of cyan. Beautiful spider-like eyes spread across its mush as it gave a low snarl. And it cocked its mush to the side. Kevin felt a grin slowly start to spread on his lips.

He could hear it. The sound of that faint saxophone. In that same romantic melody that made his heart thrum with such delight. This was it! He was here with his love at last. Yet he began to feel a slight tinge or nervousness as he sat there in the things grasp.

Kevin swallowed, biting his lip. "..ehehh.. its been a while, hasn't it?"

"..INDEED IT HAS, FLESH."

"...yeah. Ahahah.."

Kevin nervously chuckled, his entire face layered with coats of red blush. If he had enough will to move, he'd most likely be fumbling with his hands right now.

"..ARE YOU TO BE THE ANNUAL OFFERING?"

"Hah.. no. No." Kevin denied, being a little unsure of what that meant as he gave a soft grin. "I just.. its—it's been a while, and.. we haven't really gotten to see eachother since that one time. So.. so I came down here."

His eyes trailed over the things long, dark red tentacles. And he gave an oddly high pitched giggle, slightly wiggling around in Eyes' grasp.

"You're—you have really long tentacles. Heh."

"..UH.. THANKS, FLESH."

Heat spread across Kevin's face, pink tinting the cyan area around him as he bit his lip once more. "So—um.. what's—are you... hahahah.. are you seeing anyone, or..?"

"..SEEING ANYONE?"

"Y'know, uh.. going out with anyone?"

"..NO?" The thing denied, speaking in a somewhat puzzled tone. "I HAVEN'T BEEN COURTING ANY FLESH. I'VE JUST BEEN CONSUMING THEM."

"Con—consuming them? Thats.."

He grinned.

"..wonderful. Ahah.."

Truly, the idea of it was. Being able to be consumed and forever within such a beautiful being. He tilted his head to the side, his eyes trailing over the thing one last time. "Where's—where's your family from?"

"..I DON'T HAVE A FAMILY."

"..I see. Heh.. then that means we can start one."

"..WHAT?"

"Nothing! Hah.. uh.. li—listen, I.. uh.. I know this is sudden. But you're just so—you're so.."

He swallowed. The saxophone became louder, surrounding the area completely as a male singer sung in the background. "So.."

The thing just looked down at him, it's eyes darting all over the place.

"God, you're just so perfect! I dunno if monsters go on dates with people or not. But—but I wanna know if you'd wanna go out sometime. Y'know, just to get to know eachother, and.. and stuff.."

"..FLESH, DID YOU CONSUME STRANGE SUBSTANCES BEFORE YOU CAME HERE BY ANY CHANCE?"

"Wh—huh? No! No.. I'm.. I came here because I wanted to see you again. I can't—I.. I just can't be without you!"

"..I'M.. GOING TO TRANSPORT YOU BACK UP—"

Kevin felt himself begin to go higher, slowly floating back toward the hole. Yet, the desperation of wanting to talk to this thing again made him feel a rush of anxiety as he wiggled around.

Kevin screamed, "Wait—no! Please!"

The thing stopped, looking up at him.

"I.. I need you! I've never felt so much love for anyone in my life! You're beautiful, you're kind, you're voice is like a soft melody.. I could just listen to you forever. I wanna be with you! I wanna be by your side! I—I fucking love you, okay?! And I don't know why, but I do! So—please.."

He bowed his head, beginning to feel tears that were eager to seep out from his sockets. His voice sounded high pitched, as if he were a heartbroken high-school girl. "Please.. I need you. I need to go on a date with you. I need to get married to you. I need to have a family with you, and just.. be with you. I wanna dance with you. Give you flowers. I even wanna confess to you on a balcony, like in Romeo and Juliet.. so.. please.."

He pleaded, "Please—will you go out with me?"

The thing was silent. The saxophone fades slightly for a moment. It seemed to think, just sitting there with him in its grasp. The area around him slowly lost its pink tint. His heart thrummed with embarrassment. Shame. He knew none of this made sense. He knew falling in love with this.. thing didn't make any sense. But he couldn't deny his feelings.

..suddenly, he felt himself begin to lower in the things grasp. Not just that. As he looked back down at it, he saw that it was getting closer, it's several eyes growing slightly half-lidded as a pink flush began to appear on its.. 'cheeks'? Did it even have cheeks?

"..YOU MAKE YOUR POINT QUITE WELL, FLESH. VERY WELL."

It bowed its mushy head, letting out a rumble of a sigh. He felt his face grow warm, blinking away tears.

"..wh.. wait, are.. is—is that a yes?"

"..INDEED, FLESH. I WILL.. ATTEMPT TO TRY THIS COURTING OUT WITH YOU."

"..oh.." Kevin smiled from ear to ear, hearing the music fade back in and slowly grow louder as the area around him became completely pink. "Oh, Eyes! Hahahah.."

Eyes didn't smile, only calmly staring down. But if he were able, Kevin would bet he'd be smiling. The thing pulled him closer, speaking in a low voice.

"..MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?"

"Are you kidding? Of course you can! Hahaha.. hmm.."

A dreamy smile slowly made its way onto Kevin's lips as the thing slipped a tentacle around his waist, letting his arms go free. He lifted his hands, placing his hands on its tentacles. And as they locked eyes with one another, bathed in the passion of their romance—a new atmosphere overtook the room.

...

The cult watched from above. Candy Dealer blinked slowly, observing as their deity moved around from different parts of the room, swaying back and forth with the odd grinning man in its grasp. The thing would sometimes bend, with the man in its tentacles. As if it were carrying the man bridal style. This was supposed to be a ritual. Well, it was a few seconds ago.

He furrowed his brows. One of the cult members, an older ma with gray short hair named Ignacio, had taken off the mask of his cloak in complete shock. Standing there with his mouth completely agape, and his brows furrowed. Even the thieves shared the same heavily puzzled expression.

Meanwhile, the two weird kids he had seen a while ago had entered not long ago, still wearing the same Halloween costumes. They watched with blank expressions from beside the cult members as they just.. danced.

The skeleton costumed kid blinked. He wanted to be happy for Kevin since they were friends, and for Eyes too, but everything about this felt so.. weird. The pumpkin costumed seemed to think so too judging by the confused expression on his face.

As they stood, Ignacio could only huff out one thing.

"..what the fuck—?!"

[ruthytwoshakes]

GUESS WHO GOT TOONSQUID ?????????

It’s me yippee,, and for some reason I decided to animate the most difficult kind of movement for me, (waves.) But MAN THIS APP IS FUCKING EPIC!!!! YOU CAN PAINT IN IT WHAT THE FUCK THATS SO COOL !!!!!!!!!

anyway this is Sam I love him he’s so silly,,,,., trying to figure out what I want the world to look like! I know I want the sky to look like glass shards,, but that’s about it lol. It’s meant to be like a little kids imagination but the little kid is an eldritch horror. Basically the collector from toh but worse.

You’ll be seeing a lot more animations from here on out ehehhe

[borathae]

not trying to keep the negative train going but also jungkook is kind of new to the relationship so there's a lot of different things going on here as far as who is spending more time with who. to the best of my understanding, they hadnt really spent much time together in that way until they met up on the road and hes very much still training to even be able to kiss her or sleep next to her unsupervised, so of course theres gonna be a bit of a gap.

sa was main taehyung/reader and I understood mv to be main yoongi/reader to explore their new relationship, get a little peak on their adorable antics. now... I will say this, I didn't realize I was going to love this yoongi as much as I do 😂 like if you told me at the beginning of sa that i was gonna be head over heels for his mean ass I would've said you were crazy. but now??? he's seriously so perfect! I wanna smooch him and fuck him(or have him fuck me 🤪) and snuggle him, just.. ughhh all of it ya know?

I'm also down bad for oc so I love getting g to see all her different sides she has with each of them. how anyone could find something to complain about when your brain is literal gold is beyond me, I will gladly accept any of your magical brain crumbs you throw our way with a smile, and a thank you 🫡

YES THIS TAKE ON KOOK!! THIS THIS THIS!! Up until recently poor boy couldn't even be in the same room as her without wanting to kill her :( and MV has been very obviously about their growing relationship courtesy to Jungkook learning better and better control. Like omfg when he was able to have sex with her without wanting to rip her apart :( or when they tried to kiss but Kookie stopped it because he felt too hungry again :( OR WHEN HE WANTED TO COMFORT HER AFTER A NIGHTMARE BUT ENDED UP HAVING HIS FANGS GROW :( and despite all of those hurdles, they try to be as cuddly and loving as possible whenever they are together :( these two have been actively working around his curse as best as possible throughout the entire second book and I'm so sOFT FOR THEM 😭😭

I didn't realize I was going to love this yoongi as much as I do 😂 like if you told me at the beginning of sa that i was gonna be head over heels for his mean ass I would've said you were crazy. but now??? he's seriously so perfect! I wanna smooch him and fuck him(or have him fuck me 🤪) and snuggle him, just.. ughhh all of it ya know?

BRUH ME HAHAHAH I can tell you honestly that I didn't think that I would love him so much FAJDSF like I wanted the Sanguis Duology to solely be about Tae with to occasional (VERY OCCASSIONAL) Yoongi smut AND NOW HERE WE ARE FADN istfg he is just way too precious 😭😭

I'm also down bad for oc so I love getting g to see all her different sides she has with each of them.

I'M DOWN SO BAD FOR HER YOU HAVE NO IDEA FNADNSF I need her to sit on my face NFANDNF

also hahah not you calling them "magical brain crumbs" HAHAH I LOVE YOU EHEHHE 💜

[seelestia]

Lia I'm fucken dying over here 😭😭

Exams are literal punshiments from hell bro 🤧

Especially physics (fuck u whoever discovered physics)

I'm on my 10 minute break from reviewing rn so might as well send an ask lmao, it's the last day for the exams but I just wanna sleep a full 8 hours again 😭😭

Sorry for the sudden rant ��� I just gotta let it out somehow 🙃🙃

Anyway, it's good to see u back posting againnn :'))

- Ever so sincerely yours, 👹✨ Jae (I'd send u a tiktok but I gotta dig deep in my favs so I'll send u a dam of it sometime laster lmao)

JUSTICE FOR JAE! and a boohoo to galileo galilei because physics, um, yeah. all my prayers for the STEM peeps because y'all got some guts picking that course 😭 (/lh)

i love me some good genshintoks, so why not have a share of mine?? i picked some out for you ehehhe >:)

let scara curse 2k23

alhaitham spent some time in the desert and he brought sand with him

nendoroid lumine !! and maxwell the cat !!

pitbull scara moment

ayato pedro pascal edit because ik you'd laugh while i simp LMAOAOAO (and i can't seem to find a scara ver, not like ik why i'm searching for one /j)

[lokisprettygirl]

ehehehehe sorry in advanced and here are my thought on LMTLY

damn it. i keep saying that lately with the past few chapters but really just damn it. damn it loki, i feel bad for you. I know you'd rather not be pitied because it shows your vulnerability but darling, come on. You had a fucked up life, i know but that isnt excuse to push people away. i know there are layers deeper than the earths crust of insecurities and fears you have but darling, please let someone tell them how they feel and how they can at least help you because thats what she doing, she trying to help you get past all that shitty trauma but your not even letting her. i know its hard to even realize that she trying to help but calm down, please try to and let her explain it bc just like with birdy, all the trauma that your keeping, all the fucked up shit you keep within yourself, one day its going too be too much and i know you hate sharing or being soft bc it makes you seem week and that what you were raised to believe but darling, please listen to her and let her help you.

those walls you have up have to come down, even just a bit if you want this relationship to progress. being vulnerable doesnt make you weak, if not it makes you stronger opening up to someone, especially the one you love. This sick need to be hurt as its the only way you only truly feel, it is sick darling but hopefully y/n is there to help you understand that there are better and something so much better past that. that you dont even have to feel pain to feel something

now eheheh sorry, i dunno why i tend to go into conversation or speak as if im actually talking to loki but it just happens eheheh. sorry not the next few bits are notes from where i continue to read when they get back from the party, i dunno why but for some reason i feel sort of compelled to make an essay or something because from what i read frpm this morning, this is really bloody good and though you might not have enjoyed writing this, this is truly one of the most necessary and most beautiful ones you've written for this story because it really just shows how comlicatedly fucked up his mind is and how you just wrote it is a bloody damn good way of making us understand.amyway i love this chapter and hers what i took note of whilst i read it again. ehehhe i again apologize though cuz i seem to be making a bloody book on how i think this goes, eheheh sorry….😅

now how closed off he is understandable considering his background but she went through the same shit in some way,of all the people you can open up to luv, she the one

the moments of ignorant bliss before the shit is often cruel dont yah think. they were so happy now, this… how their dealing with it is very different now isnt it, he sort of tries to push everything down and tries to forget it by distracting himself, first making him destructive with the glass then the timing of the call was just perfect enough to destract him to focus on your work. while she's in her room trying to process what she feels via the tears.

these are just my interpritations of what i read, how you choose to see them is how you truly do and im just trying my best to make sense of it all

darling your not a bloody monster so stop calling yourself that please, i beg of you stop it. none of what you did was per your own accord, you were forced to and i know that it doesnt take away the guilt of being the one that still hurt people but darling you have to learn to get past these and start fresh bc… only good things would come out of something new and good, choose to do so and to move on with her help, all good things would come. I promise. Isnt that right writer? he's still trying to protect her even after all this time… (always..😐) and she needs to understand that no matter what happens between them, he always will. right? Well, I believe in him enough to trust him to do so

her feelings are justified but i dont like how she using the night before against him.

their both fucked up i get that but even so, he's still protecting her and for her to think that he'd be that person, they dont know each other enough in that way because of their shit but the way their both hurting just hurts me now…

darling thats just the thing, we have to or you have to because… you just have to for things to work out because neither of you will be happy if you keep something like that burried so deep wothin you.

"But what if I want to share the baggage loki, what if I want to be the part of that pain that you feel all the time? What if I want to be someone you could talk to?"

seee, her saying thiss. i agree with. what if i and her or we want to share that baggage because we love you enough to help you with that. we love you wnough that we want to help you carry, unpack that baggage because we love you. understand that damn it.

that line seriously has me questioning my choices in men. do i want the emotionally fucked up one or the boring normal dude? ehehhe but i want the fucked up one though. i want someone i can take care of and maybe that says something about me but i want that. thats what these stories, especially yours bring. the sense of helping someone even in some weird way, us helping then, even just in our mind is helping us and i just want to thank you for that.

how mature she is compared to the her a few chapters ago just shows how much this relationship is important for both of them. she maturing, realizing that okay maybe you need to let this out bc it isnt healthy but his insecurity is that he the one that needs to go. he makes his insecureties and fears into one and thinks that it defines him or something but it just doesnt. hes been tought that the most horrible things about him define who he is and that hinders any and all relationship he has. any time someone shitty messes up his mind (like that bitch jolene, dont even get me started on her) he closes himself of even more bc he was giving himself to her (jolene, again regretfully) but as he was opening up she couldnt handle him and just fuck you bitch, you and that fucker odin ruined him. it isnt fair. they left him as he is without any help or comfort and now y/n is left to pick up the pieces. fuckin shit come onnn

but i want to know and see those stupid ugly parts of you you moron (sorry…) but what if she doesnt run

now imgonna rage bc that bitch jolene is ruining the moment😡🤬 FUCKIN SHIT YOU BITCH YOU RUINED THE MOMENT. YOUR IN ON IT WITH THOR YOU FUCKER DONT ACT LIKE YOU ARENT YOU SHITTY…..

sorry for that ehehhe anyway, this got on longer, wayy longer that expected and its still isnt enough though. i just wish i could give you my brain (now that i think about it ew) or the scene or feeling and thoughts i was going through as i was reading this. this was REALLLY GOOODDD. please never stop with your wonder, this creativity is somethings else entirely.

i again apologize (you must be sick of the number of time i have) for the length this has gone on too. eheheh i cant help but feel like a bother because i feel like i've continually just repeated myself over and over and i wonder if i even made any sense eheheh. the fact that you're at this part show that you has to wndure that horrific mess that is my mind ehehhe

all i'll say now is that chapter was wonderful, i wish i could have gone on in this with it fresh but i reread once i got home and still as... its just got layers and i find that wonderfully brilliant.

im stopping myself from saying anything further

from your lovely 😊❤️💜💙💚💛🖤😊

-T

Me: upset and crying because of something work related and thinking perfect distraction doesn't exist.

Meanwhile I have this in my ask box waiting for me

Thank youuuuuu 🥺❤️

Okay coming back to this

The biggest issue he have in life is himself, he hates himself and he sees the world in the same way, just because he hates himself and Jolene who claimed to love him but abandoned him, he thinks everyone is going to do the same thing.

With y/n , his beacon of light and reason to breathe, his fears intensifies because she's honestly his last will to move forward and keep going, he's not ready to lose her at any cost and he thinks keeping her in dark would be much better than sharing with her.

If I talk about y/n in this fic she needs to be patient with him, it's been three days like girl just wants to love him but like chillll 😂 Give him some time and maybe he'll change his ways, he did open up a little to Jolene, just a little and she dropped him like a hot potato so his fear isn't just about himself but it's toppled with his abandonment issue and all she needs to do is stay by his side for now.

I think I relate with wanting to be with someone who's emotionally tormented a bit because I'm that way and I don't think I can ever be with someone who's not on the same emotional maturity level as me, like I can't possibly explain myself to a happy go lucky sort of guy who's always happy, I don't know what that says about me. Jolene in this fic also had that "I can fix him" syndrome which obviously didn't work for her 😂

Thank you for such an analysis, you're pretty astute about most of his feelings and fears in this fic my dear and like I have said a million times I absolutely love to hear from you always so never stop . Just you thinking that I'm a good writer or the fact that you wrote all this because of my story means more to me than you can imagine. Love youu 🥹💚

[woozi]

yza beloved 🥰🥰🤍

first of all, did you listen to jinyoung's title track?? how do you feel about it? <3 the whole concept pictures, teasers felt so unreal 😭 i couldn't believe it's finally happening. i'm so happy <3 he came out with such a vibe-y, dancey song i love it! and ofc the rest 4 emotional songs ❤️‍🩹😭 served c*nt in concept pictures and emotional lyrics in the album lmaoo, while we're on this topic how have you been liking the albums def released recently 🥺? i saw jaebeom is also releasing something soon but haven't gotten time to check the details hfjdjd

black eye literally went on top of my 'on repeat' playlist after just two kr three days and it's still there!! hdjdjdkd i love it so much, the composition, lyrics and mostly vernon's voice 😭🔥 this kind of genre fits him so well <3 i want him to release an album already 😔. i said this before too ( to so many people 😭💀) when 2 minus 1 came out, that he gives a mix of 5sos - green day vibes, i love it so much 😋

also the band live performance was so goood HDSKJSKSKSBD HE LOOKS SO FINE IN MV AS WELL AS BAND LIVE VIDEO AND ALSO FULL AGREE WITH YOU THEY SHOULD'VE USED THE BLACK TANK TOP FIT MORE 😭😭😭😭 I CAN'T HDDJDJ (never thought i'd get biaswrecked by him at all 😭) the way they created the band live video was great! but i wish they used the green screen a little less 😭 just personal preference. also so so excited about booseoksoon comeback <3 january is a gift which keeps giving ( i say this without even knowing what date bss single is dropping 💀) hdksks love that

love to know that you got to have some time for yourself, hope work load - deadlines aren't too much <3 ( if there are any more ), hope your real break comes soon!!

also, have you started any series or drama? i'm currently watching doom at your service, a year late but im finally here dhdjdj it's been great so far! i really love the character seo inguk has played 😭🤍 ( the pace in some episodes is a little slow to my liking </3 but it's bearable because of the cute couple, not really liking the sub plot 😭, can you tell i solely started it because of seo inguk?- ) anyway yes the drama is good 🤍😭

thank YOU for hanging out, i always have fun 🥺🤍 sending best days wishes as always, love you yza <333 rest well in between of work!

MA CHERIE <3333333333333333

im gonna get stoned for this but i havent been keeping up with the sevens lately and am now just a svtpoppie 😭 BUT IVE SEEN ALL OF THE PHOTOS <333 its exactly what i'd expect from him tbh 😋 ALSO JB'S IS SO FJKDFJKJDFKJFDKJKFDJKFD that's so him tbh,, but also so slay of him it's v unique <3 ALSO FORGOT TO TELL U FDKJFDJKDFKJFDJ i accidentally came across ponytail on spotify 😭😭 it was on shuffle and i didnt even know it was yugyeom i was just like,, what THE FUCK THIS IS SO GOOD (and the vocals havent even kicked in yet) and when i checked it was him 😭

ALSO URE SOOOOOO VALID <3 it fits him so well and i'm glad thats the route he chose to take for his solo tbh <3 early 2000s vernon i lov u

AND IK???????????? honestly i love how raw the band ver sounds i even prefer it more than the official one fdkjdfjdf but that also has its own charm and i understand why they produced it that way <3 ALSO AGREED LMFAOOOOOOOOO 😭😭 i got the concept they were going for but it was a little distracting to me (a lil funny even) ALSO CB THIS DAY HAS COME WE ALL NEED TO BE DOLLYS <#333333333333 the thing abt the svteenies is that they just have SOOO much to offer im a lil overwhelmed at times but im also so glad i cant wait for bss and ITS 😋

AND IM ON BREAK FR <3333333 classes for the next (and my final omg??) semester start 2nd week of february hehehe BUT WBU WHAT HAVE U BEEN UP TO <33

nooo i've actually been looking for things to watch but all my sister has been recommending me western series (sitcoms) but those r not really my vibe fdjkfdjkdf so i'll def be checking the drama u mentioned out ehehhe 😋

I ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD TO OUR LIL HANGOUTS 🥺🥺 lov u even more wishing u only have sexy days ahead <33 MWAHH

[the-queen-of-giving-up]

Yabba dabba do me! Reaction #1

Know I know I’ve been posting snips of my reaction but for this I’ll actually react! So enjoy

Oo Linda writing you gooo

Awwww she still has the frog! Brother and sister bond! Ella an lucifer.

Just gonna pop down to hell. Luci it ain’t a shopping list an Chloe is regretting the necklace yesssss I knew it!

Don’t aahhhhh there gone but atleast it’s a deckerstar carrying thing andddd…

BWHAHAHA DAN!!! Yessss my g

HES A GHOST!??? OOO

Heart an soul???? WHAT DONT DO IT WAIT I DONT THINK IT IS???

Awwww Amenideal ! Maze be nice please?

Ooo time to animate! Going tho the door door door Ito the thick of it~

HUUUUUU THEY ARE ANIMATED!! AHHHH wtf wtf was that noise and it’s gone black???

“Wow” a butterfly gently lands on Chloe. All if good.

“Chloe is my chin-“ “butt like?” “I was going to say this amazing in real life” hahaha! This show man god this show

This isn’t normal? HMMMM DO U THINK? HES VIBRATING??? HUH ?? He is confused I’m confused we’re all a bit confused

BWAHAHAH LUCI LOOKS LIKE A KEN DOLL!!!! HAHA A SMOOTHY HAHAH

CHLOE!!! Awww besties having the time of her life picking up luci an throwing trees. Will the fun ever stop haha

HES A DISK!? Focus haha

Awww he looks so pleased he got back to regular shape haha

Right after we first met awww and the eyebrow wag ha

The fuck? Huh? Genuine confusion why is luci looking like that??? Anyway back to schedule

Hahah that was the final straw ha he madddd

Awww not really sonya be nice (wow a lot people need to be nice) ngl sonya is good oooo vandalisism yikes haha poor guy awww

Hhahaha luci is pissed what the what? Hahah they are trapped aww hahah

Hahahahaha hakrjfifjdn lucifer CHLOECHLOE AHHAHA oh nothing down here haha

Haha no chest hair haha

This is police work. YES YES SONYA MY BELOVED!!! AMAZING

“Did u actually say that?” “Some of the details are accurate” hahaha awww he does not look remorseful in the slightest haha

“See I’m being slandered” awwww

REDEYESREDEYESREDEYE-

Haha “in the middle of a performance” ahah woooww

Aww proud boyfriend in the back an amazing fight moves 🤩 Egging on Chloe haha “in the nuts! Bingo” I love this chaos hahah!!! “Very good Chloe” Ooooo the whiskey hahah

K.O. Hahahah an the mini Lucis mocking him hahaha did one just flip him off? Dhdjdnfjdjd

EHAT THE FUCK???? THE DECIL FACE AHHWHDHSHH EHEHH

Rory my beloved

Dan the life coach returns haha

RORY IS COOL! you wanna listen? Ahhhhh

Yikes the 80s is a bit too 80s, and Chloe is acting more like Lauren hahah

Owwwww my heart I’m crying owowowowo Jimmy mate I hate you but… ow

Awwwww maze an amen AWWWW!!! I don’t believe you awwwww

Ooo “ I don’t even know who you are” after “you ruined my life”

[udunie]

Deep Dildo got me Googling: www (.) vice (.)com/en_us/article/gvdwb4/how-much-can-i-fit-up-my-ass and that's before you take in the supernatural connotations...

Ahahaha that’s a nice article :D

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Anonymous said:

Someone had to go mentioning Rule63 Stiles!! Prompt: Stiles falls victim to an online ad claiming to offer nipple clamps that will increase your busy size... They don't do that, but what they actually do is _______! (Tiny tits, sensitive nipples, puffy areola for the win!!)

I love all of those things! And honestly, I feel like girl!Stiles would be just as prone to magical mishaps as the regular one :D I would just need to figure out what ___ would be!

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Anonymous said:

I kinda think that Girl!Stiles could get a lot of action with the DILFs of Teen Wolf by requesting various sex acts to help her get rid of various elements of her virginity, jokes on all of them because Stiles views it as only a social abstract and since belief is everything was never in danger of being anyone's virgin sacrifice...

Ahahahahah I don’t know if she would do that, but I def have a lot of fun imagining her with all the men *_*

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Anonymous said:

Family Man sequel prompt! Stiles’ brothers take him to school with them and show him around, he asks to go to the bathroom and then doesn’t come back for a while. His brothers find him in the bathroom getting gangbanged, drinking piss and covered in come. “Can’t take you anywhere” and “You can take more than that, I’ve seen you take more than that.” And then his brothers join in.

This is a nice prompt, but I honestly think his brothers in that verse wouldn’t be too keen on sharing him with people outside of the family? 

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Anonymous said:

Prompt: Stiles enters a contest on PornHub, submits a video of him wrecking his hole with various animal dildos and wins. He thinks he wins a vacation but it’s really a trip to a studio where he gets raped and bred on camera, by men and beasts. He is horrified but can’t stop cumming, at least when he’s allowed to.

Maybe not with PornHub tho? They are way too big a company to risk their ‘reputation’ on a rape ring imo... But he could still do it :D

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Anonymous said:

What about Female Stiles as a sex doll for all of the Hales? The Untold Tales by Ceris_Malfoy had a couple outlined (hot) scenarios that they outlined but never built out once upon a time that I still think are super great (the chapter is 'Porn Found Here'). Stiles as a cumdump/womb for a pack of werewolves, nice!!

Oooh! I will have to check that out once I stop obsessing over animal crossing lol

But honestly, that sounds nice!

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Anonymous said:

There is a legit real world sexstoy for dogs called the HotDoll dog humping doll... Just saying I'm sure the voodoo Stiles doll could service a whole pack of lovelorn dogs

Now that would be fun! I think that toy is not a penetrative toy tho, but then again ~magic could take care of that :D

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Anonymous said:

Girl!Stiles!! OMG please... She's so self conscious about how tiny her tits are that she approaches Deaton for help in exchange for using her Spark in his practice... She thinks it'll mean helping bottle potions, but that's totally not what Deaton has her do...

Ahahahahah that would be fun! I do live my girl!Stiles with small tits *_* (I have no idea why lol)

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Anonymous said:

Oh my god! The idea of Stiles waking up with a gaping, bruised ass and immediately running to his dad, explaining everything, but John's the one who did it? I love that so much! Stiles can't sleep after so John starts bringing him warm milk with sleeping pills in it, makes sure Stiles won't wake up during the fucking. Treats him rougher every time bc it feels good but it also means Stiles just comes crying to him the next morning in need of love and aftercare! God, I love this idea!!

Oh man, that’s so evil, I love the whole concept :D John would be the epitome of a worried parent. He would just need to practice some self-control not to get hard the second Stiles starts crying in the morning ehehhe

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Anonymous said:

I love the idea of permanent bodymodification. Like Peter stretching Stiles nipples or stretching his balls. Maybe with a little bit of humiliation (nobody else will want to fuck him anymore because his body is so used)

Yeah, that is so lovely :D I feel like I put it in every other fic lol

[tenetikles]

Regarding this fic Im assuming? Here ya go! (My writing is.... rusty btw..)

———————

Baile is knocked down when Tanner used most of his body weight to push him over.

“Yes? Hi there.” Bailey grinned up at his boyfriend as he wrapped his arms around the other’s neck to pull him down for a smooch. He pulled away with a wrinkled nose. “You still smell like cigarettes.”

Tanner had two jobs. Mechanic by day, bartender by night. Either or OR sometimes both shifts in one day. Regardless, he didn’t come home smelling the greatest.

Tanner huffed and moved off of Baile, taking off his shirt and tossing it aside. “Is that a nice way to tell me to shower?”

Baile grinned. “It’s a nice way to tell you to not get my clean pajamas dirty.”

That’s fair. Baile values cleanliness and after an entire day of studying on and off campus he just wanted to spend the night relaxing with his boyfriend and his vanilla scented candles. His own hair was still damp from his shower from earlier and he pulled Tanner in for one more kiss before letting him go. “I’ll meet you in our room.”

Tanner nods. “Sounds good.”

—

Tanner still had water droplets clinging to his chest when he made his way to the bedroom, shivering just slightly from the A/C. He barely managed to put on his boxers before Baile is watching him, waiting for him to get in bed like a puppy. So Tanner takes his dear time, towel drying his hair and making sure his skin wasn’t damp to avoid getting the bed cold.

As soon as he got near the bed, Baile wrapped his arms around Tanner’s shoulders and practically launched the man onto it. “Jesus Christ-“

“Took you long enough.” Baile murmured, rolling himself on top of Tanner and nuzzling into his neck. That got Tanner quiet as he relished in having his boyfriend all close and snuggly and he wrapped his arms tightly around Baile’s waist.

This was very VERY nice.

Baile moved upwards to peck Tanner’s lips. And then his neck before he shoved his face into the crook of Tanner’s shoulder to nuzzle it. “Ahh, you smell so good-“ The affection was interrupted by Tanner’s sudden flinch- and near giggle. Baile beamed. That’s right…. he almost forgot…

Tanner instantly knew. “BB…. on god, if you fffFUck—“ He’s instantly reduced to snorting as he wriggled and he’s trying to push Baile off him. “ShiT no-!”

Pinning his boyfriend’s shoulders down, Baile lightly nibbled the skin on Tanner’s neck, relishing in the ticklish sensitivity of it. He knew that if Tanner truly hated it there would be a safe word involved. There wasn’t one said yet.

Tanner gasped and arched his back underneath the other, letting out a laugh straight from his gut when he felt Baile’s tongue drawing shapes on his neck. Fuck it’s so ticklish. And he knew that Baile truly loved that. “Get off me you lil shit!” He growled, trying to seem intimidating but only resulting in Baile going back to using his teeth.

Tanner snorted and grabbed at Baile’s hips to pull him off of him but the other was rooted in place. Baile was easily able to make himself really heavy if he wanted to.

“You’re cute, ya know that?” Baile cooed, pulling away to use his fingers instead.

Tanner hunches his shoulders and tucks in his chin, giggling almost childishly as Baile’s fingertips skittered all over his neck. He couldn’t get a word out, already breathless and embarrassed- as he usually is around Baile.

Tanner writhes and kicks out his legs, helplessly throwing his head back in a loud laugh. He could tell that his own face was beet red. If he hadn’t been too worn out he could have totally fought Baile back. Totally.

“Okay pleasSE-“

“Alright.” Baile moved off of Tanner to lie down next to him instead.

“Jesus-“

“Sorry.” Baile apologized and he moved in to peck Tanner’s cheek. “You looked so cute at the bar today. Been wanting to get my hands on you alllll night.”

Tanner huffed in some breaths and looked over at his boyfriend curiously. “You went to the bar? Why didn’t you say hi.”

Baile gave a hint of embarrassment. “You looked busy and I didn’t want to be overbearing or bother you when you’re working-“

“Shut upppp.” Tanner rolled over onto Baile, sat on his hips and immediately dug his fingers into his ribs.

Baile practically squealed and it does not take long for him to start thrashing around.

“You’re cute. I appreciate that you thought about that. But honestly? You think I wouldn’t want to see my boyfriend? Even if I’m at work?”

Baile cackled underneath the ticklish fingers and nodded in agreement. “You’re right— I’m adorABLe— why wouldn’t you want to see me ehehhe-“

It didn’t take long for the two of them to pass out in a sleepy tangle of limbs.