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Toothpaste companies must really hate people who are allergic to mint toothpaste, which a lot of people are! Apparently it's NOT supposed to burn like minty hellfire? (I'm fine with mint candy, it's only mint toothpaste that hurts)
I've been using Tom's fennel for years, but am now trying to find one with fluoride in it, and finding a toothpaste that is no mint and yes fluoride should not be such a huge and infuriating quest. still got some more grocery stores to search, but not even the children's toothpaste in the nearest one had any that were suitable.
Edit: Hey you don't need to keep copying out the tags, I wrote all the Minty Hellfire lyrics here. And then someone recorded them here.
Also, I think it might technically be a sensitivity rather than an allergy, but whatever it is, toothpaste is not supposed to hurt! If it's burning then that's bad and you should try to find a new one if possible!
#LIKE FIIIIRE! HELLFIIIIIRE! THIS FIRE ON MY TONGUE!#I therefooooore requiiiire a new paste tooooo cleeaaan gums#It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! it is the Colgate brand and Crest who've set this flame!#it's not my fault‚ if in their plans‚ they made the toothpaste so much stronger than a maaaaaaannnnnn#protect me‚ oh grocers! don't let the menthol touch my lips‚ don't let its fire sear my mouth and gums!#PROVIDE ME WITH FLUORIDE‚ but not mixed with the fires of Hell‚ and I'll keep all my teeth for years to cooooommeeee#HELLFIRE#MINT FIRE#IS ALL THAT I CAN FIND!#I may be! requiired! to order paaaaste oooonline!
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Lab shenanigans
Characters: Viktor, Jayce, Reader
A thread following the chaotic trio that is, laboratory illustrator!Reader, Viktor and Jayce being unsupervised in the lab.
Note this takes place during season 1:
Gender Neutral!Reader who got hired as the lab illustrator because neither Jayce nor Viktor can draw and they need an illustrator to document all their official papers with recognisable diagrams of their inventions.
The next part
Masterlist
Reader who was just freshly been employed as the lab illustrator, sitting diligently at their new desk whilst Jayce fetches the research folder and Viktor tinkers away in the background.
Reader who lets Jayce set down the heavy folder on their desk, which holds all of the pair's research as well as hundreds of cruedly drawn sketches of inventions such as the Hexclaw and early drafts of the Hexgates, drawn by both himself and Viktor. (They are not drawn well, and it is only because most of the drawings are labelled with big, obnoxoious arrows that you actually know what you're looking at).
Jayce pausing in his explanations of the tech on each page and his promises to pull everything out of storage when you need it for a refence, slowly trailing off when he catches sight of your reaction to the drawings: "Why are you making that face?"
Reader who is diligently flicking through the pages and trying not to crack up at the poorly drawn stick figures, and the messy, uneven parallel lines of wires and robotic arms, and the scribbled oblong that is supposed to be one of the gemstones. They're not half bad attempts from people who focus their energy and time into math equations and flowery research papers, but that doesn't mean they're not amusing to look at.
"What face? I'm not making a face."
Reader turns all of their attention down to the pages and proceeds to fail at smothering their snort as the concept sketch of one of the Zaun suits. They push the folder back along the desk, to create enough space to prop their elbows on the table, to pinch the bridge of their nose hard to try and school themselves into some form of calm.
"Why are you laughing?" Jayce asks, sounding geniunely confused.
Whilst Reader tries to save face by responding, "I'm not. I'm just- uh, coming to terms with how much work I have ahead of me."
Jayce frowns.
The commotion has caught Viktor's attention.
"Well, it is a lot." Jayce allows, "but we won't rush you. The deadline is months away after all, and if-"
His words fade into the background in your mind as Viktor chooses then to roll over on his wheelie office chair to see what's going on, only to immediately grin in understanding. He rolls his chair up on the adjascent side of your desk, mouth pulled into a wicked smirk as he points to a particularly wobbly zaun suit drawing. "That would be one of Jayce's masterpieces."
Jayce lets out an offended noise, whilst Viktor takes malicious joy in flipping through the folder to point out which other drawings were done by Jayce. Most of them are wobbly and uneven, but have clearly been mapped out with steady, slow care.
In retaliation, Jayce swipes the folder out of Viktor's gleeful hands, and pointedly flips to a fresher page dated back to a couple of days ago. You catch a glimpse of the title 'hexcore', scrawled across the top in confident letters, before Jayce is turning the folder back to you and loudly proclaiming the work of art as Viktor's.
[The ‘hexcore’ has been drawn with wobbly, uneven lines that lacked the sleek, parallel look of the actual subject, with poorly recreated runes that did not at all take into account perspective or foreshortening.]
Reader loses it at the attempt, whilst Jayce and Viktor continue to squabble with one another in the background.
I just NEED all three of them to spend countless hours in that laboratory getting stuck in their respective tasks (creative Vs Scientific) and all three of them come out aching and satisfied by the time the janitor comes round to kick them out for the night, despite doing jobs that require different parts of their brains. The overlap of countless, almost unsolvable equations, with the hours of staring at a blank page and slowly but surely coaxing out an image, it just so precious to me somehow.
Bonus points of course, if Jayce and Viktor are getting really into a scientific debate across the room by the chalkboard, flinging enormous words back and forth at one another, whilst Reader slowly dies inside trying to make the metal part of an invention LOOK like metal.
I just need Reader allowing the background muttering and excited exclamations to sooth them as they carefully draw another diagram above a neatly scrawled out text box of the pair's latest concept.
Jayce: “Yes! That could work! What do you think, Y/n?”
Reader: Head snaps up at being addressed. “Uh…”
They blue screen as they come back to reality and realise they haven’t moved in hours and their back and neck desperately ache from the movement. They're suddenly starving, and hungry, and really need to pee, but didn't notice before because they were so engrossed in their work. Kind of like how the other two get about their research.
Viktor being a night owl and working on projects late into the night.
Jayce being smart and taking cat naps on his desk because he's an early bird, but a deadline is coming up and he refuses to be defeated by exhaustion.
And then you have Reader. Who is not being supervised in the kitchen, where they've made their fifth coffee and with shaking, caffeinated hands, they begin pouring in a generous helping of a Piltover energy drink.
Viktor hears the can pop.
He says your name warningly. "You better not be making that culinary monstrosity again."
Instead of responding, they knock back the whole mug in desperate gulps, ignoring the rancid taste and shivering from the mix of burning liquid with the pop of hundreds of tiny bubbles.
The mug gets slammed loudly back on the counter. Viktor sighs heavily and pushes his wheelie chair towards Jayce's desk.
He wakes him up, with a prod of his cane into his side.
"I'm about to have a breakthrough." He explains quickly motioning to his desk. Blary eyed and clearly not fully awake yet, Jayce nods along. Viktor points dramatically to Jayce and then in the direction of the kitchen. "You're on assistant duty for the next half an hour."
The tiredness leeches out of Jayce's face. "They didn't-"
"They did."
"But they've already got caffeine shakes!"
"Tell that to the sound of the kettle bubbling away and the pop of a can lid. It has already happened Jayce. All we can do now it keep the damage to a minimum."
On silent feet, Reader's shadow appears on the other side of the desk. Both men jump. The light overhead casts their face into shadows and somehow makes their eyes glow. It is a terrifying sight.
Viktor recovers first. "We need to put a bell on you!"
"Kinky. Now, whatdoyouwantmetodrawnext?!" Their assistant rushes out in a single breath.
And both scientists pale. It was already beginning then.
The next four hours consists of Jayce struggling to keep his eyes open whilst Reader pokes fun at him and offers up their 'creation', Jayce firmly declining and trying to get on with his work, whilst Viktor keeps to himself and snorts periodically at the banter.
Reader draws and draws and then rubs out, before diligently getting back to drawing again. There is a frenzy to their marks. A wildness to their eyes. The scratch and scritch of their pen, getting lost amongst the sound of cogs turning and screws tightening and Jayce's yawning. So much so that when it suddenly ceases, neither of the scientists notice at first.
Not until Viktor asks for a warm tea, only for the previously eager assistant not to respond. He lets out a fond sigh, Jayce straightening up from his own work.
Reader is passed out on their sketchbook, having FINALLY crashed.
Viktor gets up to make his own tea.
Jayce shrugs off his jacket, and puts it over their shoulders as a makeshift blanket. The man has such broad shoulders that it practically swallows the assistant from sight, but they do not stir.
"That'll give them an awful neck ache tomorrow." Viktor observes aloud.
Jayce snorts. "Maybe it'll be enough of a punishment to stop them making that foul concoction."
"Unlikely."
Jayce just shakes his head and collapses back onto his desk and lays his head down on his arm. "Ten minutes." He mutters out before closing his eyes.
Viktor hums. And by the time he gets his tea back to the desk, his partner is out like a light, just as he had predicted.
"I CANNOT believe you're making me do this Jayce." Viktor exclaims sarcastically.
"Viktor. Please let me get that cog for you. Just this time. Please!"
"Oh no, no, do not get up on my account." Viktor firmly dismisses as he shimmies down his cane, one hand over the other all the whilst making exaggerated groaning noises.
Jayce is practically vibrating in place. "Please! It is literally all the way under that side board. Can I just slide it out for you? You can pick it up yourself."
"Oh no, do not strain yourself!" Viktor insists, sitting himself down on the floor, one hand holding his cane up as he shoves his other arm under the side board.
"VIKTOR!" Jayce all but whines, and takes a step forward.
"Ah!" Viktor immediately reprimands. "Y/n get the spray bottle!"
You've been watching the entire scene in amusement from your desk. Quietly giggling at Viktor's ribbing and Jayce's desperation to be useful. They make a rather amusing duo.
Jayce's eyes have jumped up to you. Frozen mid-step, eyes pleading.
You grin, pointedly reaching across the gap between yours and Viktor's desks to grab said spray bottle.
On the floor, Viktor makes a triumphant noise, before straightening up and brandishing the cog above his head. "Got it!" He exclaims, before slamming the blasted thing onto the side board. Then he tries to clamber back up his cane to his feet. He is unsuccessful as his leg decides not to co-operate this time.
He sighs. "Jayce." He says heavily, "as punishment for making me get down here in the first place-"
"What?! I've literally been-"
"As reprimand for your dastardly crimes. You are obligated to offer me one hand. But ONLY one, or your punishment shall evolve into death by spray bottle." Dramatically, he holds out his hand to his exasperated partner.
In support, you give the spray bottle a little squeeze in Jayce's direction, to which he shoots you a dark look. You merely grin back.
Then Jayce offers Viktor his hand, their fingers wrapping around the others wrist. "Slow." Viktor instructs, as he readjusts his legs into the right position. Jayce nods.
Then Jayce gently pulls Viktor up as Viktor balances between his feet and his cane.
"Thank you." He says, patting Jayce on the cheek, before promptly turning on his heel to retreat back to his desk.
They're so silly, I love them so much.
The next part
#for the purpose of this imagine neither Jayce nor Viktor can draw#No#hush my child#gently closes your mouth before you can provide evidence to suggest otherwise#just let it happen#I dissolve into the void as you stare on in confusion#arcane#arcane season 1#arcane viktor#arcane jayce#Viktor x Reader#Jayce x Reader#Jayvik#Reader#Could be platonic#could have romantic undertones#I leave you to decide for yourself#if it is romantic you bet its going to be a poly relationship#fix-it#I'm ignoring season 2#it was so fucking good#but my sillies need to be happy tooooo#Jayce x Viktor x Reader#Jayce & Reader#Viktor & Reader#Jayce & Viktor & Reader#Got ideas of your own? I'd LOVE to hear them#gender neutral reader#jayce talis x gender neutral reader#viktor x gender neutral reader
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I imagine my thumbs on the irises Pressing in until they burst I would kill him, if you let me I would kill him, quick and easy
#7. Thumbs - Lucy Dacus
study of carvaggio's salome with the head of john the baptist
#this song is tooooo scary for me#but i couldnt get this image out of my head#i say study of carvaggio but u can clearly see the exaxt point where i gave up halfway#seto kaiba#mokuba kaiba#noah kaiba#gozaburo kaiba#seahorse family reunion#yugioh#ygo#yugioh fanart#my art#inktober#inktober 2024#cw blood#cw gore#cw violence#i guess? let me know if u want me to tag anything else ;w;
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[ @orvwomenweek ] free day (anna croft + love) || day 7
#omniscient reader's viewpoint#orv#anna croft#anna croft orv#orvww#selena kim#YEAHHHH LETS GO ANNA CROFTHEADS !!!!!!!#side note.yall ever wonder what someone from vegas was doing clear the hell over in fuckass WASHINGTON DC though LMAOO?#selena kim tooooo my girlie!!! i never sat down to design her properly tho so consider this a working concept#i just reject her webtoon design. this is how i exercise free will#anna croft design is also mildly personalized#maybe ill show them off properly later on at some point...? :p#also its another broken glass piece. yyeap#thank you for organizing orv women week..!!! it passed by in a flash for me#i had a lot of fun ^.^
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I'll let you go after I'm through. Don't go too far. …Why did you do it? I don't know what you're talking about.
KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 9
#kiseki: dear to me#kisekiedit#kdtm#kiseki dear to me#ai di x chen yi#chen yi x ai di#nat chen#chen bowen#louis chiang#chiang tien#jiang dian#userspring#uservid#userspicy#userrain#pdribs#userjjessi#*cajedit#*gif#chen yi glaring at ai di with his best Boss Look DARING him to run from this - and he also prepared his favorite foods bc he loves him 🥰#the way ai di like. looks at it and looks away and looks at it again. the way he cant HANDLE being known because it makes him want too much#he wants chen yi TOOOOO MUUUUUCH but he rejects him when he takes a bite of just noodles#and then asks to leave again. like obviously hes just being a little shit#but its obviously also more than that. ai di doesnt want to accept or begin to expect affection from chen yi as much as he craves it.#he CANT accept it after what hes done...like. the face he makes in the second gif - he's SCARED.#he's immediately racing to put together ways to escape bc he doesn't want to face *himself* in front of chen yi who now knows it all#but there's chen yi's determination to see this through and also the way he looks at ai di in the last gif like.... ai di will be ai di#but chen yi will sit next to him and take everything he throws at him because that's what they DO. but!!! he will also let him go because#chen yi will never force ai di to do something he doesnt want to. i think thats where the conflict lies - the supposed betrayal...#ai di believes he made chen yi do something he didnt want to do & believes his selfishness will never be forgiven. but it already has been.
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Partying with Lando Norris
#lando norris#i'm sure someone's gif-ed this but the confetti shots! i wanted to gif it tooooo#hashtag hilton partner#they let aarav be in this because the alternative would've given me a heart attack so they're actually very considerate#anyway he's so cute i love when he does his all teeth laugh smile#nadia's things
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winter prompts 3 [ 🐧 ]
“you’re the only gift i need.”
“snowball fight!”
“how are you not freezing?”
“i never want to leave this bed.”
“this is why i prefer summer!”
“it's the first snow of the year!”
“stay with me? please?”
“oh look, mistletoe!”
“since when did you get good at skating?”
“i told you you’d catch a cold.”
“you? cooking? now that’s a miracle.”
“be careful up that ladder!”
“what do you want for christmas?”
“hot chocolate? yes please!”
“it’s such a magical time of year!”
“i’m not blushing, i’m just cold!”
“your family’s more normal than mine.”
“i love you, so, so much…”
“a little bit to the left!”
“come and warm yourself by the fire.”
“i saved the best gift ‘til last.”
“but i didn’t get you anything…”
“that is not a snowman.”
“you can come to mine for the holidays.”
“don’t you like it…?”
“this is a disaster…”
“thank you. for being here.”
“we’re officially snowed in!”
“winter’s beautiful, don’t you think?”
“this is the best christmas ever!”
send me some ships or characters for some festive fun! in the meantime, you can check out my previous holiday ficlets in my collection on ao3!
#helia writes#i am ready for the holiday seasonnnn#i hope you are tooooo#send me those ships and let's have some fun#:3x#dialogue prompts
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that new animated intro was SO FUCKING GOOD ABSOLUTE POG MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
god i'm so happy campaign 3 got an animated intro in the same vein as the m9 one, i've wanted one for them SO bad for so long now, and had kinda resigned myself that it probably wouldnt happen (cuz animation is a lot of work yo!!!)..... but they did it and I'm so happy it's so beautiful ouugghhh
#critical role#critical role spoilers#i'm so happyyy <3333#so many moments in this episode made me happy#the tal on tal violence was exquisite#and fcg at the changebringer temple was SO good i love this robit#the temple of the matron sequence was so fun tooooo aahhh#anyway another banger episode lets fuckin gooo
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BLEXAS
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SEMESTER IS DONE ✅
FINALS ARE OVER ✅
I AM FREEEEEEE ✅
#i have never been more happy for a semester to be done OMFGGGG#LETS GOOOOOO#💪💪💪💪#best wishes to everyone else finishing up finals or getting close !!!!!#YOU GOT THIS#semester felt nearly impossible but it’s over 😭😭😭#now i can actually calm tf down#and write!#and read!#and enjoy things a bit more tooooo :)
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Sometimes you gotta change your icon from a hot woman with a dagger to yourself back when friends convinced you a bralette and open white button down was clothes.
#me#personal#to be fair I had to ride in an Uber to a lingerie party because college#all my photos of myself are either too wholesome and easily idenitifiable or tooooo dirty#I have no middle ground#maybe someday I’ll let those other photos see the light of day#but for now this will do
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MITCH STARC AND ALYSSA HEALY BACKSTAGE AT THE 2024 AUSTRALIAN CRICKET AWARDS
+ Mitch worrying about Alyssa's train
#they're tooooo cute 😭😭#matching little blue outfits.. matching blue carpet nervousness.... matching test 99s........ well lets just say love is real#mitch starc#alyssa healy#my gifs#cricket australia#australian cricket awards 2024
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OMG GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN THE 1.3 WUWA CHARACTERS
#💭 — ⌗nervo rambles . ★#THEY'RE SO PRETTY#ESP THE SHOREKEEPER.....#YOUHU IS SO :(( SHE'S SO CUTE IDC IF SHE'S A 4 STAR#plssss let my luck still be good I'm not pulling in 1.2 and have 40 pity no guaranteed plssss give me Youhu tooooo#plssss I want them both SO BAD#FINALLY CHARACTERS I RLLY RLLY RLLY WANT#I still wanted Jiyan and Jinshi came home twice on accident but OMGOMGOMGOMG#I LOVE THESE TWOOOOO SM#honestly my favorite designs so far#a black shores member..... so pretty........#omg wait will Youhu speak French#“Hand-signed by moi!” WHAT#oh boy ........#GUYS#anyways hi guys morninggggg
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I was rewatching librarians and realised that when Baird mentions Ezekiels other file, the others aren't around, which means she must have vaguely mentioned it again in front of or at least near the other LITs before they ask him about him in the truth chamber scene
#also the way that ezekiel lets cassandra tell all her deepest darkest secrets to him to keep the door open to him is soooo#like its so them#ezekiel doesnt like sharing things about himself#especially not SECRETS#and cassandra has more dark secrets than youd expect and ezekiel is unphased about this information#even when shes telling him crazy shit hes just listening boredly#he doesnt care that she apparantly murdered a small animal? im assuming the thing she watched the light in its eyes go out was a hamster#hopefully#but theres so much to unpack about this episode like aaaa#duh theres lots to unpack about Stone#but also just this one scene says sooo much about ezekiel and cassandra toooooooo#aughhh i love this show so much#ezekiel just...knows all of cassandra's secrets now#and he doesnt even care#hes so chill about it too#but he never chimes in to help because hed rather die then share more secrets about himself than he has tooooo#i love them#the librarians#ezekiel jones#cassandra cillian#eve baird#we dont talk about zeke and cass in this episode enough#sorry these tags should have been a separate post lmao
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Writing sylus x reader fanfiction but because i promised someone on twitter i'll do it after seeing their art, the theme is
Emperor!sylus x cultivator!reader
It's a oneshot ,,, a 10/10 one shot, but in mathematical terms 10/10 = 1, so technically, it's still a oneshot 😀
#sylus x reader#qin che x reader#love and deepspace sylus#love and deepspace#sylus x you#sylus x mc#sylus x y/n#l&ds sylus#lads#lads sylus#l&ds#qin che#sylus#qin che love and deepspace#...#yeah#anywyas#its my birthday one the 10th of sept#lets hope the fanfic writer curse doesnt hurt me#tooooo much#a little is worth it#but if i get hit by a car then#oops#ig?
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