#LETS GO BABYEEEE

[blurred-cat]

once i get my passport i'm going to iceland. why? wHY?

volcano.

you know it's because volcano.

halló farðu með mig í heita efnið motherfuckers!!!

[gojos-thot-patrol]

please can i get headcanons for gojo,geto and nanamis love languages please! thank youuuu

But of course you can Anon!! I read this request and instantly got ideas, so thank you for the ask <3 without further ado,

Now Presenting...

Starring: Satoru Gojo, Suguru Geto, Kento Nanami, and a bonus Ryomen Sukuna ;)

The Touch Starved,

Satoru Gojo

PHYSICAL. TOUCH. Gojos love language is physical touch, no I’m actually not taking criticism at this time <3

“But Narrator! He always has his full body condom (infinity) on!” I hear you yell. And Yes, dear reader, that’s the point.

He’s spent so much of his life unable to let anyone get close. Touch is inherently an act of trust, and he doesn’t touch anyone.

So the first time you hug him, and he actually lets himself experience intimacy, he actually turns into a puddle and melts in your arms.

And that shit is basically coke, he’s had a taste and he can not get enough.

When you’re driving he’s touching your thigh, you’re going to sleep he’s cuddling you close, you’re taking a walk he’s holding your hand, watching a movie on the couch and his head is in your lap. You get the idea, if you’re around he’s touching you

If you really want to make his day, offer to play with his hair. There is a 40% chance he’ll tear up about it.

Honestly, I genuinely feel like he’d be a little bit annoying about it. Random hugs and kisses constantly happening, it would be hard to get anything done, I’m not gonna lie

He’s kinda like a cat! The moment you try to get any work done, he’s crawling into your lap and you gotta work around him.

Hold on, wait, where's my cat meme-

It’s Him.

I’m being serious, cup his face like that and watch him turn to putty.

Moral of the story: Gojo just wants to be held

Man is never defeating the Baby Girl allegations

The Sickeningly Sweet,

Suguru Geto

WORDS OF AFFIRMATION, BABYEEEE

Suguru was born with a silver tongue in more ways than one and he knows how to use it.

“You’re breathtaking, you know that?” “How did I get so lucky to have someone as magnificent as you?” “My darling is so talented, what ever will I do when the world learns to appreciate you as much as I do?”

He’s going to single handedly raise your self esteem, watch him. He is going to pour honeyed words over you like a warm, safe shower

….Look, I’m not good with words, BUT HE IS! You get what I’m trying to say!

He would leave little notes for you to find around the house with sweet little messages. Just to give you a little dopamine rush, ya know?

He definitely sends you random texts throughout the day letting you know that he’s thinking about you and missing you.

God help you on any holiday that could possibly call for card giving. Valentine's Day, Christmas, your birthday, your anniversary, He’s going to write you a card, and it’s going to make you cry. It’s a personal goal of his.

Doing simple household chores has never felt more rewarding tbh.

Like, yea, you’re going to do the laundry anyway. But having him tell you how thankful he is for you and how much he appreciates it really makes getting through the task easier.

Would writing a song for someone count as acts of service or gift giving?...

Doesn’t matter, he writes songs for you, there I said it.

He’s 100000% The type of boyfriend that points out how attractive you are Every. Single. Time. He sees you in any state of undress. Prove me wrong, you can’t. Doesn’t matter if he’s seen it 101 times before, He’s going to call you hot.

Honestly he’s a major confidence booster.

Ngl, part of me thinks I’m giving him too much credit but oh well LMAO.

The Always Helpful,

Kento Nanami

Nanami is giving me Acts of Service tbh.

Like, he’s 1000% the “I will make you breakfast in bed” kind of husband material, and that is an act of service if I’ve ever heard it. 

Honestly, He just wants to do anything he can to try and make your day a little bit easier.

If that means doing the dishes even if it’s technically your turn, then so be it!

Doors might as well not exist to you when you’re with him, he will open them all

“I noticed your water bottle was empty. I got you another one.” “I know you’ve been stressed lately, I made your favorite for dinner tonight.” “Here, let me get that for you.”

He was made to be a caretaker tbh.

You can read between the lines there as little or as much as you’d like

If he catches you doing a chore, he’s going to find a way to help, sorry I don’t make the rules.

You’re washing the dishes? He’s drying and putting them away. You started cleaning the living room? Perfect, he’ll clean the kitchen. Oh, you washed the laundry? Looks like he’s gonna fold it and put it away.

He wants you to feel like you’re in a partnership. I genuinely don’t think he buys into this traditional idea that one partner makes money and the other takes care of the home front. Homemaking is a team effort god damn it!

It goes both ways though. If you really want to make him feel loved, a warm home cooked meal is the way to this man's heart.

He’s going to make the next meal to show his appreciation though.

 Someone put this man in a maid dress tbh.

I need me a Nanami tbh lol

The Ever-Present,

Ryomen Sukuna

OKAY sooo here’s the thing. It’s fuckin Ryomen my guy. Love languages almost require conscious acts of love, or to at least ya know admit you’re in love. In that sense, Ryomen doesn’t have a love language; he actively mocks the concept of “love languages” as humans refusing to accept the fact that their emotions are all just chemical reactions in their brain designed to make them want to fuck.

That being said, it's Quality Time. 

Ryomen’s love is always quiet. It’s him sitting in the same room as you while you read, casually talking with you while you do chores, or insisting on being in the garden while you tend to it because “It’s my (his) garden, I’ll be here if I want! Don’t think I’m here for you.” He absolutely is there for you.

His biggest act of love is letting you sleep in his room with him. That's quality time by definition my guy.

He genuinely gets so jealous when you spend time with other people because that's how he defines love. It's the person you want to spend time with (Don’t ask him about it, he won’t admit it) so you spending time with other people means you love them. And he can not handle the idea of you loving anyone that’s not him.

Remember when I said Satoru was like a cat? I take it back, Sukuna is like a cat. He wants to be in the same room as you but the last thing he wants is to be perceived by you.

He just wants to watch you read your book and not be grilled as to why he insists on being with you all the time. He’s clearly just, uh…enjoying the fireplace! Duh! Foolish mortal, why would he vie for your affections?...so, uh..whatcha reading?

He will never admit it, but his favorite thing in the world is to sit in the garden with you, listening to you talk about flowers while he pretends not to care.

This is followed closely by holding your close to him at night, whispering words of affirmation to you you will never hear when awake. 

I think that spending quality time with you is the only way Sukuna knows how to show love. I think he often gets overwhelmed by physical affection. He’s not used to it, and he didn’t immediately take to it the way Gojo did. Words of affirmation are out because he’s not a wordsmith unless he’s making threats. Can’t do acts of service because his ego would never let him do a favor for anyone else, and he can’t find any gifts that feel worthy of you- none of them feel right. So, Quality time it is.

Words may fail him, but he’s aware of how he feels. And the soft intimacy of listening to your favorite music with you, watching you hum along and dance makes him feel so viscerally raw, that it’s almost enough to make him admit there maybe more to love than just chemicals making you want to fuck. 

Should I just write a fic at this point? Maybe because GOD I am a fucking sucker for soft Sukuna. Yes I am aware I am part of the problem, I do not care, give me 2 weeks. I can fix him!

Just imagine stargazing with Sukuna for a second. Imagine listening to the crickets chirp off in the distance, both of you are aware that it goes against everything he’s ever said for him to be out here with you, and both of you know better than to acknowledge that fact. You know you’re not supposed to love him because he claims he will never love you, but as your hand meets his, and you watch him tense for just a second before relaxing under your touch again, you both know it’s only a matter of time now. 

 I always get carried away on Ryomens section in these.

I just really love my weird little demon dude lmao. 

[itsdina1]

Deer. Diary.🤎 :the birthday blews 11/23/23

A golden birthday forsure. Is that sarcasm? Maybe. Oh where do we start?? So I turned 23, on the 23rd, in '23. I started my bday off at work….I currently, sadly, work at zon of the Am. And well, my coworkers helped start it off nicely. I talked to the newest line up in my crushery bullshit. His name? We’re going to call him lakeside. Full name? Lakeside espanol. (more info on him later.) We talked...For three hours as we worked....Didn’t even realize the time went that fast I swear. crazy part is, I was supposed to leave work the time he started talking to me, but that conversation made me stay. It was magical. Really. Shout out to that hunk of a man.🥰

Fast forward a few hours, my mom and sisters bust in my room singing happy birthday, they got me nails, and some money. $228 to be exact. We up babyeeee!📈 That is honestly where it gets sour okay. so after working an 11 hour shift, then turning around to sleep for three hours just to be woken up?? Ew. but no biggie...its my fucking bday ofc!

So I wake up and boom….no birthday posts? Well….two. Tay my so called best friend of 14years, and Jukie my oldest blood sister….but this is where it gets interesting. I got texts, but no bday posts? No money? No video? I made Tay a whole ass cinematic video video for her bday man. And what she do? Post three pictures. Three. line sisters aint post shit...well nise posted sum at nine o'clock...PM. nii didn't post a damn thing, but always getting whatever she asks for with me. Rih? didn't post a damn thing. gave me a dry ass happy birthday message, and yea. mind you I literally sent her money, gave her a whole paragraph text message, and a whole ass flood on the socials. I don't get the energy I give. ever. so I am about to start giving... ✨NOTHING✨

Which brings me to my next topic.

Its time to let female friendships go and just pop out with a man. ngl, let me get an apartment, and my life together, IMMA GET ME A MAN!! like I visibly see why women get a man, and just cut all their friends off. its crazy, but I get it now. I do. that's that frontal lobe development happening. Anyway next year. all that will happen for me...next year. Speaking it into exsistence.

Anyway I’m finna go on a dry blocking spree. Here’s to standing on bidness! 

until next time y'all.

[thewillds]

as per her usual, kiara was stuck at home as an army surrounded her room with a full battalion ready to strike at any moment. she put down her bracelet making wheel with a groan and flopped onto her bed. it was barely 1pm and she was already so bored. a small clink! at her bedroom window caused her to jump up from her spot on the bed. next thing she knew, jj was climbing in through her window. “jj ! what are you doing here ?” / @forsunlights​

[that-guy-sleepy-miles]

Everyone In LMK is Neurodivergent, in this essay I will

Went over these w @vegalocity and @nekomortiz first, this post is long as fuck, it got 70000 tags, lets go:

Tang: Autism. Special Interest/Hyperfixation: Folklore, more specifically JTTW Specific Notes: Prefers to eat the same thing for every meal, his biggest stim is his Lil excited "Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!", he specifically only likes traditional clothing because it gives him a nice amount of room and is usually heavy (the pressure helps keep him calm), the sarcasm is on purpose. He's doing it on purpose. Pigsy: Autism, ADHD, PTSD prolly Special Interest/Hyperfixation: He doesn't quite have one, but one could count noodle-making if they wanted to. (Ping Pong used to be one) Specific Notes: He doesn't like it when people mess with his things, his shop is his safe space, he is medicated!! It helps him remember to calm down before he goes overboard, he has specific rituals (think a person w/ OCD having to do the same thing over and over again so they feel safe). Sandy: Autism, PTSD Special Interest/Hyperfixation: The water!! Facts about the ocean, ocean animals, the look of the ocean,,, he loves it so dearly,,, he thinks about it constantly. Also, cats! He knows every cat fact known to man. Specific Notes: Is medicated, but also finds his own ways to keep himself calm and comfortable, Moe is an emotional support cat! You may say, "Aren't they all?", well yes, but Moe is very specifically trained to know when Sandy needs help, make sure he eats when he has bad days and keeps the other cats in line, his boat is his safe space, he used to struggle with empathy a lot, but the cats are helping him, and he can't help but hug people. His stims are far less noticeable than everybody else's. Despite this, he gives other people advice on how to stim without doing something like hurting their wrist, and taught Pigsy how to 'bake biscuits' like a cat! (Pigsy finds the motions similar to noodle-making and is overjoyed at this revelation). MK: Autism, ADHD, Anxiety Disorder, probably something else (nobody knows what's up with that kid) Special Interest/Hyperfixation: Monkey King, of course!! Specific Notes: He moves like a wacky-waving-inflatable-arm-tube-man because he is full of ADHD energy, non-medicated because all the medicines he's tried turn him into a zombie, drawing is his safe space, he does happy wiggles! like he's doing a little dance in his seat lol, him being non-medicated does cause problems at work (his memory is shot and he has no concept of time lol), but Pigsy will wrestle that medication out his hands for his own safety damnit. He likes to touch everything. He needs to explore the everything. He has a tendency to stick his face in your business,,, but not like a cat. like a cow. He makes big grumblies when he's unhappy. Nobody tells him to use his words because those are his words and they're angry words. (Cows will not just stick their face in your way. They will stick their face in your way, stare at you, and sniff you. Cows stick their heads through car windows all the time awiuefhuief my mom has a story about sleeping in the car w/ her friend in a field of cows, and her friend woke her up in a panic because a cow had stuck its head through the window and was licking her) Mei: ADHD BABYEEEE Special Interest/Hyperfixation: Racing, of course! Monkey Mech, and puppies. Specific Notes: Mei is medicated! It seems to do nothing, but if she forgets her meds you know, her safe space is MK's apartment lol, she is a very "all the hugs or no hugs" person. If she doesn't want to be touched, you'll know. Mei's stims are a lot quieter than MK's. When she's w/ others their energy rubs off of her, but when she's alone she just does hand flappies or a few foot taps. She gets hit with a bunch of happy at random times and does a big ol' wiggle when that happens. Red Son: Who the fuck even knows, not him. He's just got brain broken awuiehfiuefh Special Interest/Hyperfixation: Inventing,,, Specific Notes: Oral fixation. Don't give him pens if you want them to be given back w/ the clip in one piece, he has schooled his stims down, but occasionally he can't help himself, has more negative stims than positive

ones, also has rituals (his rituals are far more frantic), he shows love quite like a cat! He also sticks his face into your stuff like a cow, but,,, like a very bossy cow.

DBK: Autism, dumb bitch disease Special Interest/Hyperfixation: HIS WIFE. HIS WIFE AND HIS FAMILY. He could talk about them for hours,,, (keep in mind, this is not an obsession,,, he just loves them so much) Specific Notes: Used to be better at empathy, but being under the mountain ruined that tuihwiuahewf, remembers every little fact about his boy!!!, is both intimidating on purpose and on accident, he likes,,, he likes to push his hands against things? He's been like this his whole life, he just likes to press on walls. PIF: Stupid motherfucker disease Specific Notes: Bad kind of whore.

Wùkōng: ADHD, PTSD, Bad Bitch Syndrome, Old, Mild Depression Special Interest/Hyperfixation: Doesn't have one! He just doesn't end up falling into interests like that. Specific Notes: Likes to eat peaches for most meals, does know how much he loves toys. He doesn't realize, but if given an enrichment item he will play with it for hours, during depressive episodes he tries to stay in bed all day (MK doesn't allow him), love language is touch, isn't insensitive on purpose most of the time, needs problems with his behavior to be explained a specific way or he'll get defensive, good kind of whore. Extras: Jin has ADHD, Yin has Autism. Spider Queen doesn't have anything in specific, she's just pretty and angry. LBD is mental illness personified.

[hvlfwygod]

ok hear me out graves and gab ship meme

🔮👻🎴GRAVINESI? UDINAVES? GABERON?🎴👻🔮

Who is more aggressive in bed?- hmmmmmm.... i think they could both encourage each other 😙

Lights on or off?- technically on but NOT the overhead light. lamps, candles, some twinkly lights, a lava lamp??? shadow-y low light baby

Who does what chores?- gabriele will clean the living room because everything in his home has a Place and graves better not move it while he dusts or something. graves can do things like vacuum and clean the bathroom and stuff. gab is also willing to cook but he often forgets and would make them dinner at like 9pm, so maybe they can trade off of taking care of food and the other will do the dishes

Who gets babied when they’re sick?- it’s gab he can and will be Dramatic af

Who makes breakfast?- gab doesn’t really Do breakfast (italians smh) so he’ll just always have croissants and breakfast pastries at hand, sometimes graves will get up and make them or buy them something :~)

Where would they go on their honeymoon?- tour of Africa babyeeee, they hit up all the huge historical cities and gab can go leave an offering to his goddess and they can get into spiritualism and do Every outdoor activity they come across

What are their quirks while sleeping?- i feel like they both sleep like Rocks and fall asleep pretty fast so they’d have like 5 seconds of pillow talk before they conk out

What is their favorite activity as a family?- morning (or evening) runs, going on hikes, group tarot readings where they pool like three decks together and see what it tells them

Who is the stricter parent?- oh god, uhhh probably gabriele but that’s only relative, he’d still be chill along with graves

Who would be the big spoon?- graves :~) except sometimes gab will want to hold him too

Who would wake up first?- idk graves’ sleep schedule adlkjsf but probably gab he doesn’t need a lot of sleep

Do they have nicknames for each other?- tbh i feel like they’d mostly use each other’s names (they are nicknames already after all) but every now and then when gab is feeling Spicy he’ll break out some italian pet names

What happened when they met each other’s parents?- tbh i feel like both families would adore the other, they’d all get along and gab’s dads would fly the graves family out to italy 

How do they apologize after an argument?- gab sometimes can get a little short and condescending but he rarely ever yells, so he’d be able to talk and apologize p fast. tbh i don’t think they’d ever let it escalate i think they’d be really good communicators in that regard. gab would know that graves can shut down a bit at conflict so he’d give space and not be too confrontational bc he doesn’t like to do that either. i think they’d be able to make up v fast and never go to bed mad 😌

What would they be like as parents?- they sign the kids up for every sport until one sticks, they are constantly going on day trips and family outings, they teach the kids tarot very young and tell them to charge their classmates asdfkjadf

Who is the better cook?- does graves cook? gab is pretty good so i’m gonna say him correct me if i’m wrong asdfkjasf

Who is more romantic?- in a classic sense it’s gab, he’ll write love notes and brag about his man and pamper graves, but i think graves is the more touchy-feely one and does a lot of little things for gab so it evens out

What sort of gifts do they get for each other?- gab is always finding new clothes for graves lol, graves i think saves up for bigger presents. i don’t see them as big gift-givers just bc they’d express their feelings in different ways

Who gets jealous easiest?- oooohhh.... graves

Who gets more excited for events? (e.g. birthdays, christmas…etc)- hmmm i think graves, gab doesn’t mind events but he wouldn’t be upset about missing any, wheras i think graves is soooo social and needs to be around people more often

Who is the most adventurous?- they can both be creatures of habit but they still manage adventures with a combo of gab thinking about wanting to try something new and graves actually figuring out where to go 

Who is the most protective?- gab is protective but he thinks graves can handle himself most of the time so he’s more verbally sticking up for him. graves is the more physically protective one who will feel bad but still fuck u up

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?- graves and gab form an unlikely bond over social media. they met on a forum or something and just slowly started messaging every single day until one day they were both like “man..... i like you”

Song to sum them up?- i.....dk lol i’ll take suggestions

[idk-era]

And full moon!!!! Kaya medyo nalulungkot pala ako, di pala medyo haha, time to let go those feelings... say babyeeee