#LEMME TALK TO U MORE U EEPY LION
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i can have a normal day and suddenly at 3 AM while I wait for melatonin to kick in i get another epiphany but I'm also left groveling on the ground cause of said epiphany
#narus' corner#man....#jing yuan man....#much thoughts.#what flavor of mentally deranged shall i be when i wake up from my slumber#i dont know BUT LORD ITS NOT LOOKING GOOD#**pokes jing yuan** do smth about this#Have a surprise appearance next patch#grant me ur companion quest so i can haul u over to yhe express#you've had 4 cameos on different companion quests humor me#lemme see u#LEMME TALK TO U MORE U EEPY LION#or stuff u into a casket myself like i think that works too#listen what if we were made to make a pitstop at luofu by elio cause he knew shit would go down at penacony with the family#have y'all seen that description of them#straight up cult vibes i think we gonna be sacrificed#manipulation 101 with ur local pastor WHEEEZE#but then theres other sources saying its cartoon inspired and then i get more confused#manipulation by silly cartoons making silly noises#and thej somrone slams a giant hammer on us with an OH-HOY#AND WHO GONNA SAVE US SINCE WE CARRYING THAT JADE ABACUS#JING YUAN BABY SO TRUE MY LIEGE HE SHALL COME TO OUR RESCUE#but how the hell would that realistically work if the express always wormholes to reach other destinations#how fast is the luofu going if they have to derail of their path to stop at penacony likr
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