#LEGALLY BLONDE IS NEXT YIPPEEEE

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POV: it’s 2041 and I’m a super Mormon. I am just finishing up my missionary training. I get assigned an annoying missionary partner and get sent to UGANDA when I wanted to go to ORLANDO. Do you hear me Heavenly Father? O R L A N D O. When we arrive in Uganda our bags get stolen as soon as we step foot in the village then the villagers tell us “Fuck you god”. When we go to the missionary hut the district leader assumes I am gay and then tells me to turn it off. The next day i go to preach and I witness a guy get shot. I run off and plan to request to go to Orlando. Then my missionary partner invents a whole ass religion and I just get book up the ass