#LDOMLT brainrot hours 🧠

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alright y'all the time has come - i am stuck on a train until 2:30 in the morning (😩) and i am in need of a distraction and a serotonin boost

which means LDOMLT brainrot hours have officially begun 🎉 my ask is now open to any and all theories 👀, headcanons 💭, questions ❔, and fluffy or smutty (or angsty?!) thots 🥰 pertaining to my current in-progress series look down on me like that!

i won't answer or confirm anything that would outright ruin what i have planned for the rest of the series, but i may hint at a spoiler or two because of who i am as a person 😇 so you can certainly try!!

hopefully y'all like this idea (and if it helps, know that you're keeping me company while i am actively writing ch 8 hehe) - i eagerly await to hear your brainrot and share some of my own in return 💜

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How I imagine LDOMLT jungkook thru the images

baby goth looking at Jimin and Wonho at dinner

Baby goth getting dressed for their (not) date

Jungkook talking to Yoongi thru the door while he’s knuckle deep in reader

Baby star candy when over caffeinated

He shares a tooth brush with his dogs idc

THE CORN PICTURE LKZDFJGLKSJFG I LOVE AND HATE YOU

these are LITERALLY ALL PERFECT y'all are trying to get me kicked off this train for screaming in public i can't 😩 WE LOVE BABY STAR CANDY..... NEVER-ENDING FOREVER BABY..... 😭

🎉 LDOMLT brainrot hours !!! 🎉 drop your theories 👀, headcanons 💭, questions ❔, and fluffy or smutty (or angsty?!) thots 🥰 about look down on me like that!

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It's me again and I'm still sorry but I am FULLYYYYYY still waiting for Jungkook to SOMEHOW complicate the situation and I will heartily and happily say "I told you so" once he does. Okay bye. 😘

hmmmm he does seem to always be floating nearby (or knocking on the door 💀) huh.... wonder how he might complicate things 🤔

🎉 LDOMLT brainrot hours !!! 🎉 drop your theories 👀, headcanons 💭, questions ❔, and fluffy or smutty (or angsty?!) thots 🥰 about look down on me like that!

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MY TURN FOR BRAINROT

LDOMLT YOONGI FLYING TO LA FOR THE GRAMMYS, ANYONE/!?!?!?

🎉 LDOMLT brainrot hours !!! 🎉 drop your theories 👀, headcanons 💭, questions ❔, and fluffy or smutty (or angsty?!) thots 🥰 about look down on me like that!

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To the anon who is a Yoongi apologist who is talking about his layers

HALI LMFAOOOOOOOOOO WE DON'T DESERVE YOU

🎉 LDOMLT brainrot hours !!! 🎉 drop your theories 👀, headcanons 💭, questions ❔, and fluffy or smutty (or angsty?!) thots 🥰 about look down on me like that!

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NO CONSEQUENCES FOR YOONGI HE IS A NICE GUY OKAY?! HES JUST GOT LAYERS (like an onion) AND SHOULDNT HAVE TO DEAL WITH READER BEING SO JUDGY.

HMPH SEEMS LIKE WE HAVE A YOONGI APOLOGIST 👀 i'll allow it...... for now...... we'll see how long you hold out in a couple more chapters 🙊

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Can you just be normal?” You snap. “It’s not like that. Not everyone wants to fuck their coworkers all the time.”

did she realise she’s basically telling him that she might be wanting to fuck him 24*7 when she said this ?

OHHHHHH MAN THE WAY *I* DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE THIS (look, y'all roast LDOMLT reader for being dumb but you fail to realize that eye..... am also dumb.... the call is coming from inside the house besties)

SHE REALLY LOOKED HIM IN THE FACE AND SAID "JUST BC WE'RE BOTH HORNY DOESN'T MEAN EVERYONE IS" sdkjfhjfkghjklsglkjgsfgj oh noooooooo babygirllllllllll

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*ahem* receipts Yoongi potentially has a heart...

Chapter 2:

Mr. Grumps set aside time to help her.

Chapter 3 is just like a mix of them hating each other but also like...what was he thinking about while jerking it? bc she was in that super tiny clubbing dress and like. ya know. But that's not really mr. grumps having a heart. that's just physical attraction.

Chapter 4:

as previously stated by someone else, after seeing her work hard to not be caught not knowing how to do her job and being flawless with the codes, he's trusting her enough to get the copyright stuff, even leaving a little post-it note for her. BUT ALSO WHAT WERE YOU GONNA SAY MY DUDE.

Again, this could be just mr. grumps being a horny man or he's actually attracted to her. attraction doesn't mean having a heart though. but it is a step in the right direction. but also i just wanted to mention this scene bc skjgjkdfgjksgbjkagrj

Mr. Grumps just straight up admits all the things he wants to do to her and she rejects it bc she's a smart cookie and understands sleep is the best thing in the world. Maybe mr. grumpypants wasn't expecting to be upset by the rejection, and the impossible to decipher expression is him being confused about being upset by reader's rejection? 👀👀👀👀

five, six, and seven in another ask bc this is too long

LOL KELLY THE RESEARCH 🧐 THE SCIENCE 🧪 THE ANALYSIS 📊 oh we love to see it!!!!

i love that you started all the way in chapter 2 omg..... full disclosure i did not intend for yoongi to do that to be nice to her but just as routine meeting prep (and him being like this bitch doesn't know what she's doing so we need this extra time) but now i'm like.... YOONGS ARE YOU KEEPING SOMETHING FROM ME HUH........ 🤔

ooooooh i love all of this so much 🥲 yoongi is such a tough lil nut to crack but maybe..... just maybe..... we've found a few breadcrumbs... i'm mixing my food metaphors but YOU GET WHAT I MEAN LMAO

i eagerly await the rest 😌

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God okay sorry I fell into a Mixtape shaped hole the last couple hours🫡 but I’m back with thots™️

Okay: so hear me out. They’re fucking, real light on the hate part of the situation, and both of them are like 👀 this is weird. And both of them start to do/say things to piss each other off bc things are getting a little too chummy for either of their liking. But then after they’re like 🙂 this is fine I totally wasn’t feeling it at all.

But also speaking of crackships….. jungkook yoongi reader throuple 👀 I know it’s unrealistic but the vibes would be immaculate. I will be plagued by thots of them forever.

LMFAO why did i imagine them fucking just like "i don't even like you, you know" *thrust* "just so we're clear" *moan* "still can't stand you" *orgasm*

THANK GOD I CAN MENTION THIS IN AN ACTUAL POST NOW INSTEAD OF A THROWAWAY COMMENT...... i have insane brainrot about an alternate timeline "oops we got trashed at the office holiday party let's have a threesome about it" drabble ljsdkgdfhg ohhhhh i want to do it so bad maybe it'll be a gift for y'all once i wrap the series 👀

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Well, I think that baby goth star candy angel sweetie and sassy big booty Jimin should be together and that Yoongi should go on a healing retreat to Bora Bora and reader should be left to deal with the consequences of her actions.

That's just me tho.

i need you to know that i literally turned into tae watching the 'bts try not to laugh' videos when i read this ask in pubic on the train oh my GOD. like biting my lip, eyes rolling back in my head, trying DESPERATELY not to make any audible sound (.....that sounds like..... something else...... ANYWAY MOVING ON)

not the fucking healing retreat to bora bora kgjhdsfgjlskjdfg surely yoongi should at LEAST have to deal with some consequences too???? if nothing else maybe for leaving a used condom in the conference room trashcan 👹 i think a lot about whoever had to empty that bin bag........ praying for their strength 🙏

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You just SHOOK me to my damn CORE!! Am I feeling personally attacked that the reader is a Taurus? Yes. Am I just now realizing I haven’t looked up Taurus x Pisces compatibility? Also yes. I’m QUAKINGdhhebdkdkdjdjdjjdjdjejenxksowo!!!!!

the scream i just SCREMT i don't even know where to begin with this dfkjgdlkfj

-> pocket-sized excel spreadsheet

-> connecting pisces' dreams to taurus' can-do spirit (that means sucking dick while he practices his presentation right)

-> losing touch with reality 🫠

-> HEDONISTIC WILD STREAK...... DOWN N DIRTY....

-> having outside people to provide reality checks *jimin waving in the corner*

-> COOL IT WITH THE DRINKING AND OTHER DEADLY SINS LMAOOOOOO UHHHHH

WELP my brain officially has rotted all the way through i...... damn i really didn't even do this on purpose but these are so.... fhdjghklhkkgf I GOTTA GOOOOOOO 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

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I KNOW ldomlt brain rot hours are over but I have two questions/thoughts.

1. Yoongi when he finally sees her naked for the first time 👁️👁️

2. Does she have a birthday/have you given her astro signs?? (I mean, I wouldn't have because that sounds like way too much work for me to ever bother with but some people put effort into what they write 🤣🤣)

LDOMLT BRAINROT HOURS ARE FOREVER 🧠🎉

SEEING HER NAKED hfjdgjsdflj you're evil for that one oh my god this is going to plague me now 😩😩😩

AND i don't know her birthday specifically but - i asked the indomitable @kiestrokes who is never wrong to assign placements to my readers and she said taurus for LDOMLT reader. and MY GOD. I CAN'T STOP SEEING IT NOW. SHE COULD NEVER BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN AN EARTH SIGN.... and i feel like taurus specifically is just sooooo,, SOOOO correct. our hard-headed lil baby ♉️

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This threesome drabble tho. M don’t tease me like this I beg.

I WANNA DO IT SO BAD...... the three of them sneaking off to genius lab all drunk and giggly with a bottle of champagne tucked under jk's arm.... reader's red lipstick ends up all over both of them..... 💋

assuming i finish the actual series before the holidays, maybe it can be a holiday gift 🎁

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okay yeah you know what, I'm coming off anon because I am not ashamed to believe that not everyone is super nice on the outside and may be low key traumatized and like high key tired of people judging them cause they don't look nice enough and maybe are kind of grouchy sometimes and ogres deserve to be loved too without judgement.

This isn't because I personally relate or anything

LMAO PLEASE don't leave out the part where i immediately sniffed you out !!!! you yoongi apologist 🤧

and hmmmmmm this is an inch resting take 🤔 i have a feeling you will really like chapter 8..... just a thot i had idk..... 💭

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Will there be any boinking in a limo on the way to or from the Grammy’s?! 👀

i'll never tellllll 🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊 but you know what this immediately put in my head....

DRIVER ROLL UP THE PARTITION PLEASE..... I DON'T NEED YOU SEEING READER ON HER KNEES.......... LMFAO

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Chapter five:

Well first off, the half-assed attempt at an apology. grumps tried. it wasn't a very good try, it was actually really bad. but there was a small small small small attempt. we love growth even in the tiniest of steps.

WE JUST LOVE A MAN THAT OBEYS OKAY. this really has nothing to do with the receipts (unless? 👀) I JUST NEED TO LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I LOVE THIS MOMENT.

i think i've gone off the rails a bit. but still. we love asking questions and for permission. I feel like normal mr. grumpy pants wouldn't resort to begging for anyone.

grumpsisjealous

fucking her makes him happy and not mr. grumps. #confirmed

Chapter six:

HE CARES OKAY. HE CARES.

he's comforting her by barely choking her. it's like a distracting comfort. can't tell me there's no heart there.

if she didn't shock him by asking him to fuck her right then and there, you can't tell me he wouldn't have kissed her. YOU CAN'T.

jeeeaaaaalllloooouuuuusssssyyyyyy and then making sure to point out to jungkook he knows about it. tsdhrryafdsbjfira

Chapter 7:

Just before the sex, the desire to trust reader with practicing his presentation with her. To actually LISTEN to her advice and start over doing what she suggested. IF THAT IS NOT A MAN THAT CARES.

and then just letting her suck his cock while he continues practicing. Even letting her tease him with words (and her tongue) while he tries to get through it.

and the "i need to fuck you" just personally hits me in the feelings and the pussy, whether or not it shows he has ~feelings~ doesn't matter. makes me happy.

BABY BC YOU ARE. THE MAN WANTS TO GO DOWN ON YOU. THAT'S A MAN THAT CARES.

i said this to you already but i'm just going to say it again. LET HIM EAT HER OUT.

THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH TO A CONFESSION OKAY

and the fucking mouths being so fjkahgljearnf close while fucking. i just. rewgrabgakjbdsjkab. that kiss is going to kill me. i feel it.

and don't even get me started on the "what are you doing to me?" that is typical "Oh shit, i have a heart and it's yours now" behavior.

bam. the ultimate receipt. (however, he did leave after the bathroom sex. but she did leave the actual happy hour and went home.) but he ran away while she was on her not date bc jealousy mhmmm.

and then the whole car ride. him actually sharing something about himself. the unfortunate cosmic coincidences comment. the "you don't scare me anymore" and the "maybe so" and the awkward silence as she gets out of the car

HE HAS A HEART. ONLY FOR HER THO. FIGHT ME I DARE YOU

also i love you thank you for writing such lovely things okay bye get home safely mwah

........i can't even front i am squeeing so hard at this and i fucking wrote all the quotes lmfaooooooo. AM I ALLOWED TO BE DOWN BAD FOR MY OWN YOONGI 🫠 but ya know this could all just be...... coincidence...... post-orgasm hormones....... probably nothing else...... 😭 excuse me while i wallpaper my house with micro-soft yoongi interactions

🎉 LDOMLT brainrot hours !!! 🎉 drop your theories 👀, headcanons 💭, questions ❔, and fluffy or smutty (or angsty?!) thots 🥰 about look down on me like that!