#LAUGHOUTLOUD

[sturniolosangel]

kinktober🎃

a/n: i’m gonna make these as long as possible but cut me some slack for not writing a whole essay everyday lmao but i will upload everyday even if its just blurbs. i’m so excited for spooky season or in this case spooky freaky season! as always i🤍u

matt sturniolo

october 1st: save a horse ride a? ~thigh riding

october 3rd: through the phone ~phone sex

october 5th: edging

october 7th: choking

october 9th: mommy kink

october 11th: handcuffs

october 13th: car sex

october 15th: nudes

october 17th: sleepy sex

october 19th: titty fucking

october 21st: knife play

october 23rd: mutual masturbaiting

october 25th: panties

october 27th: vibrator

october 29th: cock warming

chris sturniolo

october 2nd: skin ~face fucking

october 4th: daddy’s home ~daddy kink

october 6th: nfsw texts with chris ~sexting

october 8th: stripping

october 10th: begging

october 12th: bdsm

october 14th: hair pulling

october 16th: spanking

october 18th: shower sex

october 20th: gun play

october 22th: shower sex

october 24th: caught masturbaiting

october 26th: against a wall

october 28th: squirting

october 30th: innocence

chris & matt sturniolo

october 31st: surprise💋

[lexihoot]

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[0nelinerwordplay]

Sometimes...

[quipster6]

🤔Romance is all about uncertainty? Well, I took that advice to heart. I surprised my wife with a mystery date... to the DMV. She's still uncertain if she wants to stay married.🙉🤯

[mischievousmeanings]

Susurrus

Word: Susurrus

Definition:

Noun

1. A soft murmuring or rustling sound; a whisper.

Example Sentence: "As the office meeting dragged on, the susurrus of whispered gossip about the boss’s questionable fashion choices was far more entertaining than the presentation itself."

[stufflistings]

If you've never heard a fox laugh, you’re welcome!

[onlyfulxxx]

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! 🎩✨

[silverfantasyart]

Funny Childfree Gamer Shirt

Funny T-shirt for gamers who don't want kids.

[scoresearch]

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[fun-learn200]

Funny fall down

[sturniolosangel]

daddy’s home

warnings: daddy kink (i’m sorry in advance), lowkey breeding kink, making out, hickeys, choking, back shots, lowkey porn without plot, unprotected sex (plz wrap it before u tap it🙏), not proofread as always

a/n: kinktober day 4! sorry for putting these out late! i’ve been piled up with school work because i had covid👎🏻 so i will post the 4ths, the 5ths, and the 6ths today! so please bare with me and enjoy! as always i🤍u

summary: chris is finally back from tour and the first place he goes is readers.

i woke up as i heard a knock on the door. i stood up to go see who was there as i opened the door i was met with my boyfriend who i haven’t seen in weeks. “daddy’s home” he spoke softly. i just onto him as i wrapped my legs around his waist bringing him in for a hug. “you have no idea have much i’ve missed you” i whispered against his shoulder.

i pull my face away as i grabbed his face and connected our lips. he walked through the door making sure im still on him as he shut it and walked into my bedroom. he gently laid me down on the bed as he looked down on me. “can’t believe i haven’t kissed you in weeks” he said smiling. “i can’t believe you’re here” i spoke looking up at him.

he reconnected our lips slowly moving down my neck putting his lips together to created hickeys. my head rolled back to give him more access “you haven’t seen me in weeks and you’re still a good girl” he mumbled in my neck. his hand came up to my boobs slightly kneading as his other hand slipped under my shirt to pull it off.

i lifted my hands up as the shirt flew on the floor his mouth flew to my bare chests. “chris…” i gasped out. his tongue swirled around my nipples as his hands reached to pull my pajama pants down.

“no foreplay today baby just wanna feel you” he explained as he started to take of his clothes. i watched him as i could tell i was getting wetter by the second i feel like i forgot how hot he looks.

he spit on his hand as he rubbed in it on his dick to make it wet. he flipped me over so now i was face down ass up. his thumb went to my clit and rubbed little circles as he aligned himself with me. he slowly pushed his dick into me as my back arch down and i moaned out.

his hips slammed into mine as he took a hand full of my hair and gripped “taking daddy so good baby” he groaned out. “fuck chris!” i pushed my arm back so i could touch him. his fingers interlocked with mine as he connected to pound into me.

he dropped my head as he took his hand and smacked my ass than rubbing it smoothly. “fuck baby.. always making me feel amazing” his head rolling back. only skin slapping and moans were echoing through the room.

he flipped me over so i was now on my stomach. he wrapped his hand around my throat as he spoke “who’s pussy is this?” “yours chris!” i almost yelled out. “wrong try again baby” he replied picking up his pace. “yours daddy! fuck.. it’s yours” i mumbled out. “good girl. wasn’t so hard was it” he slowed down is pace connecting our lips.

my eyes rolled back asi felt myself getting close. i looked at chris as his hips slammed into me his head was back and eyes were squeezed shut. my stomach tightened as i moaned out “daddy! i’m gonna cum”. “let go baby i’m gonna make you a mommy” he breathed out.

my legs started to shake and my breathing picked up as i came. chris hips still slamming his hips against mine as his white cum coating itself into me. “shit!” he groaned out. he steady his breath as he pulled and stuffing his finger to make sure every last bit was still in me as i whined out.

“let’s get you into a bath baby i know you’re tired” he spoke quietly. i nodded my head as he picked me up and taking me into the bathroom.

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[bl4ckoutpvmnt]

why am i getting lokimobius nsfw on my fyp 😭 i liked ONE lokimobius fanart post i didnt even watch that show i just thought it was cool art

[0nelinerwordplay]

Matsuo Basho Haiku

Summer Grasses

Are All That Remain

Of Warriors' Dreams

Woman walking through nature barefoot

[quipster6]

🤖🎊The truth will set you free, but first it will make you wish you had a comfy chair and some popcorn.🍿🙈👾

[billcipherstoes]

i’m gonna bite you

HOLY CRAP 🙀 UH OH

[cartoonvibe]

Feed the Kitty - 1952 ‧ Short/Comedy

Get ready for some feline and canine antics in the hilarious 1952 Warner Bros. Merrie Melodies cartoon, "Feed the Kitty." Brace yourself for belly laughs as you join bulldog Marc Anthony and his mischievous sidekick, the adorable kitten named Pussyfoot.

Directed by the legendary Chuck Jones and penned by the witty Michael Maltese, this animated gem hit the screens on February 2, 1952. It's a classic that will leave you in stitches!