#L m a o at my plan being to flesh out a couple transitions and post it unfinished. i played myself

[feyburner]

Some fluffy jaytim please? 🥺

Using this as an excuse to posted a belated wip wednesday. My jaytim text au has hit 12k, I’m kms.

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« tim

i mean. yes? my condolences but youre like the biggest softie i know

Jay »

Excuse me?

« tim

oh bud. lol

Jay »

I am not?

« tim

ok :)

except you kind of are. and thats including dick even

Jay »

The fuck

« tim

this cant possibly come as a shock to you

it is your whole thing

Jay »

My whole

WHat ? It is not. Wtf. My whole thing is like

Fucking people up and shit

Red hood?? Bang bang fuck you batman and so on?

« tim

well that was a great you impression

so kudos for that

and ill grant that im drawing from a limited pool

so, to be fair, compared to the average person or panda rehabilitator youre maybe not the biggest marshmallow around

is that seriously how you spell marshmallow? i could’ve sworn it was marshmellow. anyway

compared to the people i know?

i have terrible news.

Jay »

Fuck you. Superman. Superman Junior.

The little one. Not the one who hates my guts

« tim

?? kon doesnt hate your guts??

Jay »

No he does.

I know bc of the time he looked me in the eyes and said “Hey dude, I hate your guts.”

« tim

he likes to joke

Jay »

And then he said “I am not joking. If you ever hurt Rob again I will make a soup in your stupid crime hat with your intestines.”

« tim

jesus christ?

Jay »

Yeah it honestly kind of stung. My helmet isnt that stupid.

Cloneboys cool though.

I’m glad you have someone like that in your corner.