#Kyuujitsu no Warumono san

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Kyuujitsu no Warumono-san E01 - Anime vs Manga

[twirlymarimo]

The General's Cozy Morning

[latimeria-fell-from-heaven]

there's just something about this sopping soggy specimen of an alien that makes me want to suck his dick-

[nefertvrivivi]

[idyllcy]

…cute — warumono x reader

You blink at the panda and then at your husband, pausing as he stares back at you, bangs covering his eyes but lips pulled into the way it would when he raises a brow at you.

“what is wrong, beloved?”

“…” you look down at the panda and then back at him. “…cute.”

He blinks at your words, ears turning pink from your compliment.

“…you’re the one who’s cute.”

You laugh sweetly at his compliment, corners of your eyes crinkling as you pat him on the back. Your husband is so cute.

He would beg to differ, but as he watches you laugh, same cuteness visible on your cheeks and he holds back the urge to squish it, he’ll let you live in your own fantasy this time. Maybe next time the two of you can match ears.

[animeficsworld]

Warumono-San Falling in Love with a Woman Who Looks Like a Panda - Headcanons

Warumono x Fem!Human!Reader

You saw him for the first time at the ZOO

He was way too tall for you to miss

His hair covered his eyes but you could tell he was a handsome man

He stood in front of the Panda exhibit

He was taking a lot of photos yet again

And as he turned to leave, he laid his eyes on you

A woman

A woman who looked just like a panda

He was stunned

He was staring

You tried to ignore him but his gaze never left you

You tried to focus on the animals in front of you, but you just couldn't

You moved and he followed you

Was he a stalker?

Or a serial killer?!

Thoughts were running through your mind

Then you saw him at the gift shop

He was staring at the panda soft toys when you went in.

You left empty-handed, he bought a plushie

He would go up to you and innitiate a conversation

He was a man of few words

But you did give him your contact details

He was too handsome to say no to

That was the day he leard about dates

And he asked you on a date the next day

His mind was filled with pandas and you

You and Pandas

It was all he could think about even while he was working

He texted you at work and he found himself looking forward to your reply

Then, on his day off, he invited you to his place

As you looked around you finally realized why he was so facinated by you

He loved pandas

And you were going to be his panda

A/N: Let me know if you all would be interested in more! I have some ideas! :D

[5-pp-man]

[philistiniphagottini]

Self indulgent cuddles with my main man from Mr Villains Day Off because I have fallen madly in love with him and you cannot convince me that he wouldn't absolutely love a chubby partner to cuddle up to. very self indulgent, this is basically written for me

cw. fluff, cuddles, gender neutral reader, chubby reader

Your chubby body felt so soft under the curious touch of Shogun's hands. He lay beside you in bed as he watched you beneath the mop of thick hair falling over his eyes, the calloused tips of his fingers walking over your bare torso as you slept soundly beside him. Your skin squished under the gentle prod of his fingers, sharp nails lightly scratching over the curves of your love handles as he gave your body a firm squeeze.

You stirred in your sleep, body pressing closer to him as you sought out the alluring warmth he had to offer. He paused in his ministrations as he watched you fuss in your hazy slumber, muttering a few incoherent words under your breath as your eyes flickered under the lids. You were quick to settle once more as you nestled against the firm wall of muscles of his chest, a hum of content bubbling up the back of your throat. Shogun resumed his exploration once you were comfortable again, your skin warm under the press of his hand as he smoothed the palm over the swell of your plump belly. The cold metal of the rings he wore bit into your sensitive skin, sending a chill to crawl down your spine as goosebumps prickled along your arms. A disgruntled noise rumbled in your chest as you nuzzled your face into his chest, his thunderous heartbeat pulsing rhythmically against your ear as you squished your cheek into a pectoral muscle. 

Shogun’s hands continued to wander over the planes and curves over your body, the seam of his lips pressed into a thin line as his fingers trailed over the stretch marks etched into the soft insides of your thick thighs. His eyes followed the tracing of his fingers dipping into the skin. It felt like he was following the current of a bolt of lightning, his fingertips tingling with lingering traces of warmth as he continued to follow the natural dips in your plump body. He silently winced when his fingers traced along the various scars littered over your body, each line telling him a story. Some were tiny and barely even noticeable to the naked eye, yet he could feel the raised flesh when his fingers were directly over the pulse point. Other scars were a lot more noticeable, sharp and rough gouges dug into your skin that frayed at the edges and left lasting marks. He continued to trail his fingers over your body, mapping out the traits that made you so uniquely…you. 

He still marvelled at how soft you felt despite the blemishes, or what he would consider rare treasures. The large palm of his hand sank into your skin as he grabbed a handful until the soft pudge spilled between the splayed digits of his fingers, causing you to stir awake as he grabbed your love handles. A soft whine of indignation was muffled into his chest as he squeezed your skin once more, a thoughtful noise rumbling in the back of his throat as he watched you squirm with eyes of honeyed gold.

“Are all humans supposed to be this soft?” he pondered. “Or is it just you?”

Your long lashes fluttered over your warm cheeks as you slowly peeled your eyes open. Warm rays of sunlight kissed your skin, bathing your body with an almost ethereal glow as you peered up at your husband beneath thick lashes. A short huff of air breezed past your lips as you smiled shyly up at him before you nuzzled your face into his chest and cuddled further into him.

“Nope, just me~” you playfully cooed. 

A noise of affirmation warbled in Shogun’s throat as he nudged the tip of his nose into the soft tresses of your hair, the scent of passion flower curling deep in the pit of his lungs when he took a deep breath. He squeezed your soft skin again, adoring the cute noises that fell from your parted lips as he fondly played with the pudge of your belly. 

“You’re too vulnerable to attacks” he commented, pinching your skin between his fingers and pulling until it snapped back into shape with a soft jiggle. 

A soft bout of giggles rumbled in your chest at his odd words but you had gotten used to such oddities over the time you had known your darling husband. Your hands lazily curled into his skin, your fingers tapping into the hard planes of his torso as you ran them along the various tattoos littered over his skin. He enjoyed the contrast over your soft, pliable body against the hard planes of his body. You were so soft and round that your cuteness rivalled his love for the soft, fuzzy cuteness of his favoured animal; the panda. Your fingers danced over the planes of his chest as your lips brushed against his skin, causing his breath to hitch at the soft touch as delicate as rose petals.

“That’s why I have my strong husband to protect me~” you chimed. 

The corners of his mouth twitched into a smile at your words. He wrapped his strong arms around your torso in a hug as he settled into hugging you more, his fingers trailing along the notches of your spine as the warmth he provided seeped into your skin. He hummed in agreement as he pressed his lips to your forehead, eyes slipping close as he nestled into the softness of your body. His ears pricked forward as you sighed in content, fingers pressing into the tired muscles of his aching body as you massaged the tension from them. Wisps of his hair tickled your cheek as he relaxed further, his body draping over you almost like a weighted blanket as he purred like a contented cat.

“The strong must protect the sweet” he murmured into your hair, mimicking words he remembered you speaking early into the relationship. 

You giggled softly again as you let your eyes slip close and let sleep call to you once more, intent on staying cuddled up to your husband all morning. After all, it was his day off.

[newtypezaku]

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Friends with pandas. How wonderful would that be...

Kyuujitsu no Warumono-san E02 - Anime vs Manga

[felishaww]

I'm gonna say it.

The chapter art for when these two encounter each other is dramatic. Like star-crossed dramatic. Like enemies-in-love dramatic.

[littlekiara96]

Nah, but just imagine.

You somehow become good friends with this tall, dark, lowkey scary and intimidating guy, and you show him the stuff you like, the stuff that makes you go "I like this world. There are nice things in it", and unbeknownst to you, you become one of the reasons humanity doesn't get wiped out sooner.

Because if humanity disappeared and you became the last human specimen, you would be sad, wouldn't you? And he just can't have that happen. Not like that, not yet. He still needs to find a solution for this conundrum, because getting rid of humanity and of you with it is simply out of the question, for him.

And one day...

You're sad. Depressed, even. You can't see the good in humanity that day.

He doesn't know what happened exactly to put you in such a state, but you seem inconsolable.

Saying damning things about humanity and how there's no way of saving it, and maybe everyone should disappear, actually...

He lets you ramble and mope for a bit.

And once you seem done...

"Would it make you happier if something destroyed everyone else?"

You look up at him. A bit wide-eyed.

You eventually look down, ashamed.

"N- No... I don't think so..."

Too bad, he thinks, it would have been the best occasion to kill two birds with one stone, but humanity is saved again. For now.

Instead, he just grabs your hand and leads you to places you had first brought him to. And he speaks to you of all the good things you had talked to him about, all the things that made you go "There's still good in this world", and you help a grandma cross the street, and you help a kid find his mom at the zoo, and he buys you a panda plushie, even though you didn't ask for it.

He brings you back to your home, and on the way there, he buys some groceries. Once you're in front of your house, he asks to come in.

Turns out the groceries were meant to be your dinner.

He makes you a delicious soup, and you both eat it while watching videos of cute cats, funny dogs and adorable pandas.

Then he excuses himself on his way out, and you hug him while holding your new panda plushie.

"Thank you. I needed a friend like you, today."

Your words are stuck in his mind for two days straight afterwards.

[ra1nrei]

mr. villain meowing in a deep voice💕

[twirlymarimo]

CLEANING DAY - EP. 5

[animeficsworld]

I Thought I Knew You

Warumono x Reader

Summary: You get kidnapped and soon you realize your kidnapper is someone you already know.

The day you were kidnapped you were told they were going to bring you to their boss.

But currently, he was off.

Apparently, even the big boss of an army had days off... who could have thought?

One of the mignons told you that you were being kept to study humans so they could easily destroy humanity.

You were a gift for their leader basically.

How rude these mignons were.

Even if they fed you well during the weekend, even if they kept you company and even brought you a TV, you wanted to go home and cuddle with your boyfriend.

He must be worried by now.

You met your boyfriend months ago at the ZOO. He seemed to be obsessed with the pandas and you started a conversation. 

And now, you were here, locked in a cage, watching TV while eating snacks.

It could be worse.

But then, Monday came around. The big scary boss was back.

And they brought you to him almost as soon as he came back.

As you were brought in with chains around you, you looked at the scary boss.

You decided to show no fear in the hope he would let you go.

"Sir! We've abducted a human to study them so we can easily destroy them!" one of the mignons said but you and the boss were both frozen as you looked at one another.

It was a silent two minutes before you spoke up.

"EH?!" was all you could manage.

You two were left alone, with you now sitting in a chair in front of his table.

You looked at him as he avoided eye contact.

"So, you were dating me so you could destroy humanity."

Damn. You went straight at it. No sugar coating.

"Not at all. You caught my attention and before I knew... I..." you knew he hardly ever talked about his feelings. 

But now you were very conflicted. 

"I love you." he said and your eyes snapped up at him. You could imagine how difficult it was for him to admit his feelings, let alone in a situation like this. "I'm sorry." was the next thing he said.

You almost didn't want to believe that he just said those things. But you could tell it was all true.

He was genuinely sorry.

"I will need some time to think." you ended up saying and soon, you were hope.

You wanted to sleep, you wanted this all to be just a bad dream, but sadly, it wasn't.

It was real, and you had to deal with this somehow.

One week passed, and you felt like you were put in turmoil.

Every time you thought you came up with a solution, you were right back at the drawing board, back at square one.

Because in all reality, your boyfriend was a villain who swore to destroy humans.

And yet, you loved him.

You loved him and his curly hair, you loved him and his panda obsession, you loved him and his overdramatization.

You loved him.

And he confessed his love to you.

Which would have baffled you, to begin with.

He sure showed his affections but he never spoke of them.

One Saturday, you finally decided to go over to his place and talk.

So, on your way you went.

You found him at home and soon, you sat on one and of his sofa while he sat on the other, avoiding your eyes.

"I have decided to leave humanity." you suddenly looked at him as he was watching the floor. "I have realized how I broke your heart, it was never my intention to meet you, never my intention to fall in love and to hurt you as a result. It just... happened. I'm sorry."

"I don't want you to leave." you replied rather quickly. "I understand you never meant for all of this to happen but it did. You cannot just come into my life, make me fall in love with you and then leave! How is that fair?"

"I thought... you came to break up with me?"

"No, I wanted us to talk about this. But I didn't want to leave you. I was hoping, you would... take me with you when you have your plan..."

"You would... join me?"

"Yes."

You made your decision, was it a bad one? Possibly. But you didn't care, you saw him with his hair pulled back, everyone scared of him, a true villain, and you lost right then and there.

"Would you truly?" he asked and you nodded and smiled.

For the first time ever, you saw his smile.

You saw him smile and you knew you would never be able to let go of him. Whether he is a villain or not.

You soon moved over to him and allowed him to hug you.

"My Queen." he whispered into your ear as you let out a long sigh of relief.

You made the best decision. 

[starsinmylatte]

The way this man is SO FINE in both forms