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icequeenbae · 3 years ago

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Call Me, Baby (m) | BBH

Pairing: Baekhyun x Reader

Established relationship, PWP, filth, smut

Warnings: phone sex is all it is lmao, use of sex toys, dirty talk, creampie (don’t ask), general naughtiness a heated discussion of pubic hair, name-calling, Baek gives his gf a custom-made dick what else is new, lots of texting for some reason, a lil cameo from Nini and Kyungsoo^^

Word Count: ~3.3k

Summary: Baekhyun knows how much you miss him while he’s touring, so why not gift you with a real-life vibrating replica of his dick? New toys are always exciting to try out. Makes for fun video calls. Right?

Author’s note: Hi guysss! I planned for this to come out earlier but life got in the way 🤷‍♀️ You’re still here and craving some dirty, right? Hehe well, if so, I gotcha! Long-distance is on my mind a lot, so all kinds of scenarios are getting conjured up around it (don’t worry, this one won’t be sad haha). @baekshoney who helps me out with my hectic writing knows how much stuff is buried in my head and Word/ Google docs, so we’ll definitely stay in touch, guys!! 😂 Anyways, don’t let me hold you back with my rambling. Please enjoy ❣

Network tag: @supermwritersnet

Your phone buzzed in your hands with an incoming text message, and you shifted excitedly on the bed before tapping to read it.

‘They’re gonna head out for drinks now’

‘I said I wanted to go lie down’

‘Not a complete lie ㅋㅋㅋㅋ’

You chuckled at Baekhyun’s shamelessness as he continued typing up at light speed.

‘I’m so excited for this Y/N’

‘I’ve been thinking about it all week’

He wasn’t the only one. You were pretty anxious to get to your ‘online date’ yourself. It wasn’t the first time, but you’d never done it like this. But he’d had promotions with two of his groups almost back-to-back, so this time both of you were getting quite attention-starved. And horny.

‘Are you typing on the go?’ You shot back between his very quick messages.

‘Yeah, I’m almost leaping ㅋㅋ’

‘I need to get everything ready’

‘Please don’t put me on speaker while you shower…’ You teased, and he was prompt to disagree.

‘Why’s that? >< Since when don’t you like joining me in the shower, Y/N-ah? We gon have a talk’

‘Since I hate being drowned in it! Lol’

That was actually a true story. He did drop his phone during such a call once.

‘Who cares, phones are waterproof these days’

‘Don’t try and tell me you didn’t like the view that you got’

Your giggle turned into a coughing fit. Oh, that was quite the view. You doubted anyone else saw what you saw that day. Although, you could never be sure with Baekhyun… He was indeed shameless. You wouldn’t put it past him.

‘I’m sure you’re all nice and red by now but I got great news… I already showered after the show ^^’

Thank God. That meant less waiting for you. It was certainly a relief since you’d been playing with Baekhyun’s naughty gift for the last half an hour or so. The thing was… quite uncanny. Literally unique. One of a kind. Custom-made just for you.

‘I’m already in my room btw, you can wait a few mins or call me now, baby’

‘Ha, wait a few more minutes? No, thank you,’ you thought, placing a video call.

‘I knew you’d have zero patience,’ was what he greeted you with.

‘Why did you even ask?’ You rolled your eyes.

He laughed, leaving his phone with its camera facing the ceiling. But not before you caught sight of his shirtless frame. What a walking snack he was, with those dark nipples staring right back at you. Oh, you couldn’t wait to indulge.

‘I didn’t want you complaining that you couldn’t see me,’ he replied, rustling outside your view.

Damn right, you wanted to complain.

‘What are you looking for anyway?’ You sat up on the bed, grabbing another pillow to lean back comfortably.

‘What do you think? Lube,’ he responded in the most casual voice, and you cackled.

Baekhyun and his lube. The man liked it to go smoothly.

‘What do you need it for? I don’t recall gifting you a real-size silicone replica of my pussy.’

The rustling paused, and your boyfriend suddenly picked up the phone, showing his interested face in the frame.

‘That’s not a bad idea at all, you know?’ He said, smoldering.

‘Hey, I don’t think I’m ready to go through the 3D modeling just yet.’

Of course, Baekhyun told you all about the manufacturing process. He only did it because one of his best friends came up with the technology, and everything was one hundred percent discreet. Otherwise, there was no chance he’d wax every inch of his crotch and take high-definition pictures of his dick while fully erect. Wouldn’t you like to get your hands on those shots…

Anyway, from what you could tell now that you were holding the artificial phallus, the tech was pretty damn good. Said friend was about to become rich as heck. Especially if that thing was really capable of the stuff you read in the manual. Baekhyun had no idea about some of the features included.

‘Ugh, don’t even remind me. Waxing my balls was the worst decision I’ve ever made. But I wanted it to be perfect… I did it for you!’ He exclaimed dramatically, and you waved him off.

‘Don’t tell a girl that waxing once makes you a hero. I am very familiar with the concept of pain.’

‘Hey, I never asked you to do it,’ he shrugged, leaning away from the camera to, judging by the sound, roam through more of his things. ‘I quite like it when you leave your pussy ragged.’

‘I hate your phrasing,’ you scrunched your nose up, itching to get back at him by pinching hard; preferably on the nipple. ‘And you’re in for a nice surprise.’

‘Found it!’ He announced victoriously, getting on the bed to finally settle down. ‘Wait, what did you just say?’

‘Huh?’ You batted your eyelashes innocently.

‘Y/N…’ He singsonged. ‘Are you saying what I think you’re saying?’

‘Maybe?’ You looked away, and he gasped.

‘Show me!’

Funny how the premise of you embracing pubic hair would be so exciting for your boyfriend.

‘All in due time. Show me yours, and I’ll show you mine.’

‘I can show you mine like- right now,’ he shrugged, tugging his pants off quickly.

‘Hey, hey, chill. Not what we agreed on!’ You reminded, and he gave you a determined look. ‘Oppa, you promised.’

‘Ah, don’t ‘oppa’ me!’ He ran his hand through his hair impatiently. ‘Okay, but you have to promise to keep it at least till I return.’

‘Oh, I might keep it for good. Less trouble for me.’

‘Right, minus the grooming issue,’ he nodded, eagerly supporting your argument.

‘Hey, that doesn’t mean no grooming at all. I’m not suddenly going completely au naturelle.’

That was true. You wanted to keep everything neat and shapely, so the ‘issue’ wasn’t off the table, just significantly less problematic for you. And, apparently, beneficial in more ways than one.

‘I’m putting you on hold to browse through flight tickets, please stand by,’ Baekhyun announced, making you snort.

‘Ugh. You’re still running your mouth, and I’m not getting any closer to coming. I think me and Mr Hyun over here would do great without you…’

‘Yah, what the hell. You’re giving me up just because I cannot physically fuck you at the moment?’

‘It also vibrates. Do you?’

He gave you a challenging look.

‘I can if you want me to.’

It seemed like your words had hit his male pride a little, so he instantly snapped into a very different mindset. Just the way you wanted him.

‘Can ‘Mr Hyun’ suck your sexy little nipples?’

Your insides shrunk at this challenge, and then your heart rate skyrocketed.

‘I don’t know- can he?’ You swallowed, before slowly pulling your top up, letting Baekhyun catch a glimpse of your naked breast.

Holding the controversial item of the night close to your face now, you stuck out your tongue and swirled it over the tip to coat it with saliva.

It didn’t… taste like anything in particular, maybe slightly rubbery. It wasn’t necessarily bad, but you wished that it had Baekhyun’s flavor. You missed having it on your tongue. In fact, you didn’t give it any more thought before you angled the object to give the entire length a lick. It was nice. Soft yet firm, just the right size, an exact copy of your boyfriend’s dick. Playing with the silky tip for a few more moments, you got carried away and sucked more of it in, moaning as you felt pressure in your throat.

‘Fucking whore,’ Baekhyun cursed, and you coughed while sliding the vibrator out of your mouth. ‘We were talking about your nipples, slut.’

He always became crude when he was aroused like this. It had been quite some time since you had sex, real, non-virtual sex, and you realized how quick and rough this encounter would’ve been if offline. You were both determined to make this one just as spicy though.

‘What about them?’ You talked back, now swirling the wet tip of the toy around the areola. ‘Feels pretty good.’

He watched hungrily as you teased yourself, and palmed himself through his boxers.

‘Lose the top,’ he demanded, not getting enough of the view.

You granted him this wish, albeit taking your sweet time.

Lying back, you gave him a closeup of your glistening nipple for a second and then angled it up so that he could see your face.

‘Looking rough,’ you teased, enjoying the mess you’d managed to make of your beloved in mere minutes.

Judging by the delicious flex in his pec and bicep, he was stroking his already hardened flesh.

‘Bite your tongue,’ he quipped, and you chuckled at his moodiness. ‘Let’s see how ready you are. Use your fingers. And fucking show me.’

The excessive swears meant he was getting impatient from your provocative behavior, so you moved it along and got rid of your panties. You switched to the main camera before reaching down to touch yourself.

Baekhyun’s hand froze. He ran his tongue over his lips not once but twice, mouthing a curse and lifting up a bit to see more of your nakedness.

You slid your fingers down, gently rubbing your entrance, and then dragged them up to spread the juices over your lips absentmindedly. What you actually paid attention to was the screen. How Baekhyun swallowed, almost forgetting to blink as he watched you touch yourself. The red blotches on his skin that meant he was heating up alright. As well as the dark glint of his eyes that you missed so much.

Turning your pelvis up slightly, you lowered the phone so that the camera caught the lewdness of your ministrations. Your boyfriend groaned, gaze wandering over the tiny curls under your palm.

‘I wish I could stuff my face between your legs right now,’ he muttered, eyeing the slow circles your finger drew around your clit. ‘As soon as I’m home… I’m diving headfirst in there.’

You chuckled softly at his eagerness.

‘Oh-’ He touched the corner of his mouth with his thumb. ‘I’m drooling already, the hell…’

Humming, you switched the camera to your face.

‘I think it’s your turn now, baby.’

He narrowed his eyes but shifted the camera focus to his crotch. The outline of his hard-on was painfully obvious, and you swallowed in anticipation. Baekhyun, giving zero fucks about the cinematography, tugged his boxers halfway down before enveloping his dick with a low grunt. You loved hearing him. In fact, you were sure you just became significantly more aroused just from the sound of him enjoying himself.

‘Play with the tip,’ you whispered, voice faltering.

‘I can see you swirling your tongue in your mouth, little slut,’ Baekhyun noted, busting you. ‘Can’t live without feeling me in your throat, can you?’

‘M-yes,’ you agreed easily. ‘When you hold me by the hair and get deep…’

‘Like an actual whore. What else do you love?’

‘I love to choke on you. And to tease your tip while pumping you quickly.’

‘Mm, like this?’ Baekhyun’s thumb glided over the head of his dick before his hand ran down and back up, squeezing gently.

‘Faster,’ you corrected, and his jerking became more rapid.

Your eyes began to water from staring, and you blinked, at last, tearing them from the bulging veins on his hand. It was your cue to use your new toy.

‘I’m getting Mr Hyun now,’ you announced, shifting on the bed to reach for it. ‘Lube yourself up.’

Baekhyun shuffled, probably looking for the tube, and cleared his throat.

‘Give me a nice angle,’ he demanded, spreading the transparent substance over his dick.

You rearranged the pillows on the bed so that one of them was right in front of you, holding the camera in the right position. That way he got a direct view of your pussy getting fucked.

Damn, this was hot.

Finally lying back, you ran the tip of the vibrator between your folds. Your arousal was clinging to it, coating it and creating a pleasant slippery sensation between your skin and the material of the toy.

‘Shit, it looks even better from here…’ Baekhyun groaned, tightening his fist. ‘Slip it inside.’

You did as you were told, only allowing a few centimeters in before slowly pulling it out. Your boyfriend’s lustful eyes were glued to your gaping hole the entire time.

Although you couldn’t see him jerking off, you could hear the wet sounds it produced. He lubed up well. The quiet squelching made you moan, closing your eyes in bliss.

‘Ah- so pretty,’ Baekhyun murmured, and you slipped the toy inside again, immediately hitting your sweet spot.

You squeaked, startled by the quick spark of pleasure, and your lover sighed a weak laugh through his arousal.

‘Get it all the way in. I wanna be balls deep in that pussy.’

You whined in pleasure as you slid the entire length inside your dripping hole.

‘Oh god… It’s almost as good as you.’

‘That was the deal,’ Baekhyun gritted. ‘Shit, I can see from here you’re wet as fuck.’

‘Yeah,’ you pressed a tiny button, and the vibration against your walls made you mewl.

‘I want to see you come right now.’

You turned the vibration up and arched your back from the jolt of pleasure.

‘Fuck, don’t slow down,’ Baekhyun picked up the phone and leaned back again, catching his sweaty chest and tense arm in the frame.

He was going pretty hard himself, from what you could tell, but you didn’t have it in you to even ask if he was close. Your hand shoved the vibrator inside you abruptly, hitting the best spots, and you couldn’t contain your moans.

Baekhyun was going crazy too, watching you writhe and sob. Your phone had slid down the pillow, so most of his screen now was your just hole split open by his (although artificial) dick. He was already shaking from the intense pre-orgasmic excitement when you suddenly yelped, jerking your pelvis forward. You were coming, calling out his name so loudly he was sure the entire neighborhood could hear you.

But so was he.

Blacking out for a few seconds, he groaned at full volume, jerking himself off to completion. When his vision cleared, the first thing he saw was his abdomen, littered with his own cum. Blindly finding the phone he dropped in the act, he took to the screen, and…

‘What the fuck?’

You giggled at his abrupt swear.

‘Surprise!’

‘How does it produce cum?’ He asked, enchanted by the sight of the creamy liquid escaping your pussy.

‘You put it into a small reservoir in advance. It’s warm, too,’ you giggled at his gasp and reached for the phone. ‘Better than I expected but has nothing on the real deal.’

Your boyfriend chuckled, cheeks rounding so sweetly no one would even believe it was him just minutes ago, calling you a whore and watching close-ups of you fucking yourself like it was the most captivating view.

‘Are you sure no one could hear you?’

‘Nah. This entire wing is ours, and everyone is out getting shitfaced, so…’

‘That’s good. I didn’t expect it to get so loud,’ you admitted sheepishly.

‘What do you mean? You’re always loud,’ he snickered. ‘I love that about you.’

‘Me? I think you underestimate your volume.’

‘Hey, don’t make me come over there,’ he shook his index finger in front of the camera and you laughed.

‘I’d like to see you try.’

He put his phone on the pillow, mimicking you, and you were now both lying on your sides, facing each other.

‘I miss this the most,’ he suddenly acknowledged.

‘What, you wanna go again?’

‘No, not the sex,’ he chuckled. ‘Although, I do miss it. A lot. But I miss this even more. The moments after, when we’re cooling off. Talking, touching… I think I miss it the most, the simplest physical contact.’

You smiled fondly at him. There was nothing you wanted more than to plant chaste kisses all over his face now. Well. On second thought, they didn’t have to be chaste.

‘I know. It’s because we talk a lot when you’re away but touching through the screen isn’t possible. Yet.’

He nodded, sighing.

‘Maybe someday in the near future…’

‘Sure. They can make an ejaculating copy of your dick these days, the tech is getting there.’

You both laughed, and Baekhyun stretched on the bed, yawning.

‘It’s late at yours. Go clean up and rest, honey.’

‘I’m not sleepy,’ he protested as usual.

What a child. As if he could fool you.

‘Yes, you are. Didn’t you tell me yesterday your schedule is packed for the next few days?’

‘Yeah, but-’

‘No buts. I’m not going anywhere, baby. You can spam me tomorrow morning.’

‘Yah, I don’t spam you!’

At this, you snorted.

‘Sending me ten identical selfies to showcase how swollen your face got after sleep is considered spamming. But I welcome it. I love your puffy face.’

‘Will send you zero pictures tomorrow,’ he pouted, putting the camera right to his face at an unfavorable angle.

‘What are you willing to bet on it?’

‘Ah, you’re right. I’ll send you something naughty to make you suffer.’

‘You’re forgetting I have Mr Hyun now…’

He scowled at your statement.

‘I’ll have to challenge him to a duel!’

‘No reason to risk it. I can take two…’

He smirked, and you realized where his mind went with it. But it was much too late to do anything about it.

‘I’ll… keep that in mind. Goodnight, babe!’ He laughed obnoxiously, ending the call before you could say anything in protest.

You scoffed at the screen, typing a semi-angry ‘I hate you xxx’ before putting the phone away and forcing yourself up to change the sheets and tidy up.

***

As you finished the cleanup, your phone chimed again.

‘Why aren’t you sleeping…’ You grumbled, opening the message.

‘I just had an intervention… ><’

Below were screenshots from his chat with Jongin:

‘Kyungsoo-hyung is so mad at you rn. What the hell, hyung? ><’

‘What do you mean?’

‘What you skipped the drinks for… We heard you!!’

‘And? You’re pissed that I chose sex over destroying my liver?’

‘Or jealous..?ㅋㅋ ’

‘Not funny, hyung. How could you do that?! ><><><’

‘You’ll know when you’re older’

‘Hyung says he’s gonna tell her ><’

‘Who?’

‘Kyungsoo-hyung’

‘I mean her-who?’

‘Y/N!!! Your girlfriend??’

‘Wait… what’s he gonna tell her??’

‘That you’re a cheating bastard.’

‘That was Kyungsoo-hyung btw’

‘Excuse me???’

‘WE HEARD YOU’

‘Oh’

‘Well’

‘You can tell her’

‘In fact….she already knows ㅋㅋㅋㅋ ’

‘WHAT’

‘Yah, I can’t believe you thought I was cheating’

‘And! Planned to tell on me! Friends my ass…’

‘Not that I’d ever do anything like that, no one can be as good as my girl. Even when I can only get her on the phone’

‘You two are sick.’

‘That was Kyungsoo-hyung’

‘Wait, but how does she know? He’s not explaining it to me’

‘Like I said… You’ll know when you’re older, Jonginie’

You laughed so hard going through this exchange that you had to wipe the tears by the end of it. Closing the screenshots, you returned to the chat and typed up the response quickly.

‘Tell the boys I love them. Especially Jonginie, he’s so pure’

‘And I sure hope they’d rat you out if you so much as look the other way ><’

Baekhyun’s response came immediately.

‘HEY’

‘*pout*’

‘Love you’

You softened, typing a soggy ‘Love you more’.

‘More than Mr Hyun??’

His question made you scoff and settle on teasing him further with a short: ‘Mm…’

‘Y/N!?’

You snickered, responding quickly.

‘Okay, alright. I love you a liiiitle more than Mr Hyun’

‘But he vibrates’

He took a few seconds before forwarding you a message you sent him earlier.

‘>>I hate you xxx’

Then quickly backtracked: ‘…but I don’t. please love me too ㅠㅠ’

You couldn’t help but feel your heart warm up at his clinginess.

‘Go to bed already!’

‘P.S. Baekhyunie > Mr Hyun’

A/N: Thanks for reading!!^^ I hope you enjoyed this little sin story! I’d love to hear from you in the comments/ asks, I also encourage reblogging if you wish to support my work 💌 In any case, much love💜

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thechanbaeklibrary · 3 years ago

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Fic Search #47

1. Anonymous asked: Ho, i hope you are doing good. And welcome back. ☺I am looking for a fic where chanbaek are college student and has a dysfunctional family, especially baekhyun's father is a bit abusive. And he hits baekhyun on the face and it brings scar across his face. Chanyeol mend it and all that. Can you help me find this fic?

2. Anonymous asked: Any fanfic where chanyeol pretend like he is innocent boy in front of baek it in real life he is strong,kinky, fearless and a boy with many secrets and fantasy

2.a. Anonymous asked: Hii lovelies CAN you recommend any fic where cy pretend to be a shy , nerd boy in front of baek but in reality he is kind of dangerous strong with lot of secrets and fantasy.fanfic with fluff smut and angst

3. Anonymous asked: hi !!! im glad you're back <3 i was looking for this fic from forever ago. chanyeol works in the hospital with yixing i think, and Baekhyun is a superhero with the hero name Lux. i can't seem to find it

LVMEN-IN-OBSCVRO by t_dragon

4. Anonymous asked: Hi! I would like to know if you guys know about a fanfic that was posted I think on ao3 or aff, the fanfic was about Baekhyun omega and his brother Jungkook alpha, the fanfic was in the universe of The Hunger Games and Jungkook was chosen, but Baekhyun decided to go instead of him, a part of exo was watching him through a screen and they were intersted. if I'm not mistaken the fanfic has around 60 chapters. please help me and give me an answer, i was very interested in this fanfic, but i lost it

The poison is too far in by Gigi_Bell

5. Anonymous asked: Hello dear, I wanted to find this fic where pregnant bbh dials the wrong number to order a pizza. He dialed mafia pcy by mistake. Later it turns out that pcy lost his memory and forgot that he married bbh and he's pregnant..i think pcy dad was protecting bbh

the mafia boss who delivered pineapples by cbmilks

6. Anonymous asked: hi! im looking for an ABO fic where baekhyun was gifted (sent to his home) to chanyeol for his birthday (?) i think and he accidentally imprints on baekhyun making him his partner which chanyeol was not happy about. kyungsoo was a doctor on this fic too. theres also a scene where chanyeol helps baekhyun through his first heat cycle. thank you so much!

Accidentally Perfect by ChrisArrow

7. Anonymous asked: Hi..I wanted to find this fic...it was a soulmate au where Chanyeol always thought baekhyun's cousin was his soulmate. Baekhyun loves him but Chanyeol was oblivious. Later Baekhyun founds out that his soulmate is Chanyeol but is heart brokened about how Chanyeol thinks only about his cousin..at the end they do end up together

the definition of everything by towardsthestars

8. Anonymous asked: fics where baekhyun leaves chanyeol for success or money. or something along those lines?

Tweetfic by ravencloey

9. Anonymous asked: Hello mods ! Hope you’re having a wonderful day :) I’m looking for this fic, I think it was a college au where chanbaek were best friends and at the end Baek gives Chan a broccoli because he couldn’t find flowers ??? I don’t remember much of it, just that I was really funny and Sehun was kinda crazy in it,

Rollercoaster by rofawkes

10. Anonymous asked: Hi !! Sorry to bother you 😅 actually I'm looking for a fic, I think ChanYeol is a professional photographer, and BaekHyun is a businessman and he's cousin with kyungsoo I think... in this fic BaekHyun is not gay and ChanYeol falls in love with him... oh and they meet in Paris! I really hope I can find this fic I've been looking for it since 2020 haha 😂 thank you and kiss you 😘

11. Anonymous asked: Hi admin Jackie! Thank you for keeping this blog running on your own. Do take care of your health. Theres this fic that i've been searching it's chanbaek going on an arrange date but then Baek was forced to because he lost a bet with his cousins Chen & Suho then he gets 1 million won from his aunt and turns out Yeol was faking his identity as Sehun but then the date went so well and they ended up hooking up at Yeol's place then Baek ended up pregnant and then he found out Yeol was lying to him.

[DELETED] tweetfic by neezwritesexo

12. uniquewolfherringhound-deactiva asked: Hello, have a nice day. I am very grateful to you. but can you help me find a Chanbaek fanfiction title about Luhan who framed Baekhyun, making Baekhyun get bullied at his campus. At first, Baekhyun was Sehun's girlfriend. but because luhan spread gossip bitch made baekhyun and sehun break up. Then Chanyeol's mafia came to protect him. I hope you understand what I'm looking for. thank you very much. I am waiting for your reply.

13. Anonymous asked: hello do you know the fic where it was valentines day but then sehun was staying over at baek & yeol's home? i remember about sehun dreaming about racoons when cb were fcking lol thank you!

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what-if-nct · 2 years ago

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Hi Joyce!!! I’m so sorry I forgot to wish you a happy birthday! So happy late birthday, consider this an excuse to continue the celebration.

So you said I should def talk about Exo, but here’s the thing. I’m not into them at all, I only know Bacon, Kai and Lay, like I only know his name is Yixing because of you. I know some of the other’s names, but have no clue on their faces and personalities. I’ve only been into kpop for a couple years, and right off the bat everyone told me to just stay away from Exo, I think because it would be too difficult to learn everyone? Idk, this was back when I couldn’t tell Kihyun and Minhyuk apart, so they were dark days. But now. Knowing how much our tastes seem to align, I’m almost scared to start down that rabbit hole. If I do start consuming Exo content, will it take over my brain? Will they displace my One True Love Seo Changbin/SKZ? Or will they replace my Secondary Displaced Love, Johnny Suh? What’s a girl to do 😭😭😭 - 🐖🐇

PS sorry for the ask spam I get super bored at work 😂

Okay it probably was because as an Exo-l all we know is pain and suffering. It's been a rough ten years. But they're great and amazing and I love them. It is confusing so we'll start off with the members that left. I will be mentioning Kris or else it'll be confusing to explain.

So first we have Kris Wu, born 1990. so currently he's being detained in prison for accusations of SA. But he left around 2014 and had a solo music career as well as acted alongside Vin Desiel and has done tons of other things up until his arrest.

Beside him is Luhan, born 1990 he left around I think a few months after Kris did. But it seemed he left on better terms then Kris who just sorta disappeared. Also has a solo music career and is an actor, has a song called Lu about blowing Flutes, wild.

First is Tao, born 1993 precious baby boy he left after Luhan, well he was constantly getting injured and his father had to step in. He also has a solo music career and is just amazing, hilarious a bit of a diva we love.

Next is Yixing, born 1991, my husband the love of my life. A king, creater of some wild ass songs. I love him. Scared of birds. Actor, Dancer, Singer, Rapper, Song writer, Producer, model. Again a king. A little weird sweet baby boy. I love him. I know you already know him but I had to. He left this year after choosing to not renew his contract.

It's all the Chinese members, SM has a pattern anyway.

First Xiumin, born 1990, rapper tiny, cute little face , Aries, honestly hasn't used social media in fifty years and has cats. Daddy of Exo. Not in the paternal way, in the put your shirt on and stop looking at the camera like that way.

Next, Suho, born 1991. Actual father of exo, leader has kids to feed and bills to pay. The fact his family is rich has been a long lived joke. Can tell he is visibly stressed. Exo's Kun.

Baekhyun born 1992, you already know him and I don't have room for a picture but nothing to really say except he's the most annoying motherfucker you will ever see, he just looks annoying. Doesn't know boundaries, over all a little freak. Don't trust him. I love him though but still, Baekhyun it's on sight.

First Jongdae born 1992, Married, got like two kids. Honestly one of the strongest voices, like taking a shot of whiskey. As much of a fool as the other 92 liners. But he's a Virgo so he isn't completely a disaster.

Next is Chanyeol born 1992, Husband #2, my beloved, my baby. I love him a big ball of goof. Giant dork. A furry. Seriously a furry. Rapper, singer, song writer, producer another king. I love him. He maybe 6'1 and turning 30 soon but he is my precious little baby. The oddest little man. And I love him. I'm happy Johnny didn't end up in Exo I wouldn't be able to handle them together. Two more months left till he comes back!!!

I cant add three more , so I'll just do Kyungsoo & Sehun. Since you know Kai.

First, Kyungsoo born 1993, the most amazing actor, Has the voice of an angel. Is the reason Exo needs more R & B songs. Doesn't know what social media is. Most secretive, most likely to move to a farm in the middle of nowhere and never come back. Use to threaten Chanyeol with a big stick he kept by his bed when Chanyeol was being annoying. The biggest King, Exo is wrapped around his finger. I want him to take Renjun under his wing.

Next Sehun born 1994, the baby. Sassy, honestly runs Exo. E-X-O, He's so funny and has the best reaction faces. Please listen to EXO - SC, Chanyeol and Sehun worked so hard and deserve all of the love on their work.

Now since I've known Exo since high school, and NCT & Skz came later. I say that they'll just be more a nice side journey. Skz is definitely the strongest fan stealers. So you're fine. No idea why I wrote a whole article but I just haven't talked about exo in forever.

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kdramacrybaby · 5 years ago

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Be Positive (2016)

Genre: Web series, Drama, Romantic Comedy

Synopsis: Hwan-dong is a film major and is about to do this graduation project. But after he faces some troubles getting the budget he wants for his movie, he has to ask his ex-girlfriend Hye-jung to play the lead role.

Episode info: 6 episodes / Runtime around 10 minutes

Lead cast: Do Kyungsoo (Kim Hwan-dong), Chae Seo-jin (Bang Hye-jung), Lee David (Hwang In-guk)

Link to watch: I watched it on KissAsian

Drama rec masterlist

I’m not sure if this classifies fully as a drama, but I’m going to count it as one 😂.

Because it’s so short, there’s really not that much to say. I found it cute and very funny (it was so weird seeing Kyungsoo act out like that, and I loved it a lot 😂). The actors did a great job bringing the characters to life, despite not having that much time to do it.

The plot of course couldn’t have that many twists and turns, but it was still entertaining, and I enjoyed watching it.

I’d say that if you aren’t sure if kdramas are for you or not, this could be a good place to start because it does have the kdrama feel and would probably give you a better idea of if would you like it or not.

#be positive #kdrama review #kdrama rec

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guardians-of-exo · 5 years ago

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How would you ship your mutuals?

Ah I’ve seen this floating around lately and I was kind of hoping I wouldn’t get it because I’m so bad at these (thank you though anon, I really do appreciate it❤️) I’m so bad with these as I have a really hard time with words (ironic coming from a writer I know 😅). I have a terrible memory, which is why I never remember names (I am so sorry). I’ll do my very best, so please don’t be too offended if you think I got it wrong ❤️

@xiudonut I think I remember doing this for you before and my answer still stands. You’re very supportive and so kind, very hardworking and a little bit of a science nerd like me. So I think Minseok would be the perfect match 😍

@jongin-be-my-jagi At first I found you quite intimidating but quickly figured out you’re a real sweetheart. We’ve found that we have quite a lot in common trough the various tumblr games though you’re a lot cooler than me😂. I’ll have to go with Jongin for you - I actually found him intimidating at first as well, but we all know he’s a huge softie. And I think your personalities would mesh quite well ❤️

@heartcravings I get the vibes from you that you’re a really compasionate person who cares a lot about other people around you. Idk why but I think either Kyungsoo or Minseok would be a good match for you, I get the same vibes from you as I get from them ❤️

@the-freefeather My fellow Hufflepuff with the big heart and sparkly personality. I see you meshing well with Chanyeol as I think your personalities would complement each other really well 😍

@lavandiaghostgirl My sweet and dear friend. Though I know you hold Baekhyun in your heart (don’t tell Chanyeol), I think you and Kyungsoo would complement each other really well. His calm demeanor would suit yours and I tihink it would be good for you ❤️

@baekinmylife You’ve gone out of your way to try and cheer me up recently and I am so so grateful that you’ve been there for me. You’ve brought a smile to my face. Which is also why I’ve chosen Baekhyun for you - our soft boy that always wants to make his Eries smile😍

@xiuminscheeks We’ve been mutuals for a while though we only really started talking recently. You came to comfort me when I needed it and it meant the world to me. You and Junmyeon kind of give me the same vibes, which is why I’ll pair you with him. Both sweet, kind and caring people ❤️

@justasouthernlady You’re probably my biggest hypeman and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve looked at your comments to remind me why I love writing. You always support me and care for me no matter what. I think you and Yixing would be really good together, you’re both very hardworking people who care too much about others and sometimes forget to care about themselves❤️

@babychickastrology I’m not sure if you’ll see this as I know you’ve been offline for a while, but I couldn’t leave you out. You’re so very kind and creative and I detect a little sass from you too, idk if I’m wrong about that😂. But that is why I think you and Sehun would make a good match ❤️

@theloveinkimkai And last, but never ever least, my dear dear friend. You’ve been there for me pretty much since the beginning and I’ve loved our talks❤️ And while our Nini is in your url, I’m gonna have to match you with Jongdae. You’re not exactly alike, but I have a feeling you would mesh really well with his quiet (mostly😂) caring personality and your huge heart ❤️

#tumblr games #mutuals #tag games #omg 9 for 9 and i wasnt even trying 😱#i guess i do surround myself with the best people #❤️❤️❤️

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techtechonmymind · 3 years ago

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kyungsoo definitely not singing his line during this cute rock paper scissors bit with jongdae -> jongin’s crotch grab made my face during this thunder performance go 😂😅😳 in quick succession lol

#exo’ordium liveblog

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starryxnightxidols · 3 years ago

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"Kyungsoo😂😂😂!!" I said now blushing as I looked at him in embarrassment. "Don't make fun of me😝😝😝😝!!!" I said, my face now turning bright pink. I then noticed that both EXO-CBX and EXO-SC are here. I then screamed happily now jumping on Chanyeol, the same way I did with Baekhyun😝. "EXO-CBX AND EXO-SC ARE HERE😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍💖💖💖!!!" I said squealing like the Exo-L that I am😂😂

Laughter filled the room at your antics as Chanyeol wrapped an arm around you to keep you comfortably against his chest. " Come on , everyone. We should get everything set up so we can celebrate by time Yixing is here. " Junmyeon instructed with a small smile

#starling : belindaprincess #star : exo

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exolstice-blog · 7 years ago

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“Wear this. We don’t want you falling sick now, eh, pretty?”

[A/N: Yet another completed drabble requested by anonie!!🌌🌌💞

group&member: EXO - Baekhyun (ft.Chanyeol, Junmyeon, and mentions of Kyungsoo)

genre: Fluff and great clumsiness goddamn

prompt: (19) “You murdered my snowman!”

Eheheh, kinda went overboard with this one baby.😣 Also kinda made it so unrelated to Christmas but it’s winter so??😂 (ughh I do love me some gamer!Byun though)💮]

The day—was not a great one.

School had ended early thanks to a just recently forecasted storm, impeding you from taking a test you’d spent the past two days and a half studying for. Efforts gone to waste debilitated your morale, not to mention stress had been truthfully chomping you alive.

Your feet dragged on the pavement too—one painted a gray-ish white in thick layers of snow—and you sniffed; it just had had to be the day when you’d decided to wash all your wintery garments as well. You nibbled at your lip and rubbed your hands incessantly, the poor things half frozen, so as to conjure up some heat.

You had been forced to walk home, of course, with you having forgotten your purse in a morning rush to get your parents to take you to school on the family’s car rather than public transportation.

Truly it had not begun well.

Nor ended well either.

Unless you would consider tripping over virtually nothing and collapsing, face first, over a snowman—ah, and not any snowman, but the oh-so-irresistible-muffin’s and your, how could I put it, all time crush and perhaps love of your life (only that he had yet realized that), Byun Baekhyun’s snowman—something particularly distinguished as “well”.

You did not consider that well.

“You murdered my snowman!” Came a voice in a childish whine—one so especially lovable you had no need to see to determine who it came from. Not that you could, either way, with your head buried deep in snow.

“Oh, that’s (Y/N)!” Said a second voice that from its rich hoarseness could only belong to Chanyeol.

You struggled upright, kicking back from your alleged victim and slipping a bit on the snow. You felt arms behind and around you pulling you up to your feet and you had the sudden urge of crawling back into a bottomless pit of snow. How embarrassing.

“I’ve got you,” Byun-fucking-Baekhyun breathed hotly on you ear, goddamn.

Just realizing who’d “got you” you shriveled internally, feeling your tongue dry with you becaming a puppet—a semi-unmovable statuette that trembled in an-almost-fit—in his arms.

“Eh, you alright there?” He breathed again, and shit how much could the involuntary reflex of a simple human being affect you in such unbearable manner.

“Yes,” you barely had a voice. You coughed, shaking yourself off from him, from the snow, and, hopefully, from your own skin which was sure aflame by the guy. “Yes, I-I am. And, and, I, I didn’t see your friend, I’m sorry.”

His friend?

“My friend?” Baekhyun almost immediately looked at Chanyeol, who shrugged, and at Junmyeon, who stood some steps behind. Later, as if understanding, his eyes turned to the victim, the decapitated snowman, and to you. He laughed. “Oh, don’t worry about him, haha. I’m more concerned to see if you are okay. Are you hurt?”

You were conflicted with the idea of burying yourself back into snow for falling sick with embarrassment of burning hot with timidness.

“What were you so busy with, anyway?” Chanyeol stepped into the conversation, reaching down to the ground once he spotted something—your phone that had managed to slip out with the fall. “Ah, texting your boyfriend?”

“What?!” Your eyes jumped out. “Boyfriend? No. Oh, no, no, no, I don't—”

“Quit being a nuisance, Chanyeol,” Baekhyun gave him a quick look with a quite peculiar smile. One that was askew, threatening in the manner of an old friendship.

“Don’t be an idiot, Chanyeol, that’s a group chat,” Junmyeon stepped into the conversation, taking your phone in his hands.

It made you wonder how was it that we’d come this far, with each of the guys inspecting you thoroughly, invading your, say, privacy, and you letting them. There’s not much one could do with Baekhyun simply being at such close proximity, though. Not much other than melt.

“Oh, kinky,” Chanyeol chuckled with a mock lick of his lips. You jumped.

“Chanyeol,” Baekhyun almost warned though he couldn’t hold his chuckle for too long.

And, well, who could resist that sound, really—you giggled along, surprisingly.

“It says ‘Room No. 7’”. Junmyeon’s eyes widened, “Wait, Room Number Seven? As in the guild? As in Do Kyungsoo’s guild? YOU’RE A PART OF IT?”

You scratched your head, looking at your shoes, “I—”

“No way, the rumors were true,” Chanyeol beamed, coming in closer like a child would to a grandmother who’s about to tell a story. “And you talked to the upper classmen? You know Do Kyungsoo—he’s the guy with the highest XP at the academy, right? And you raid the grounds with him?”

“Yeah,” you were defeated.

It’s not like you weren’t proud of your position; League of Legends was one of your biggest fortes and your first in your list of ways to procrastinate. You just weren’t too fond of bragging about it; you were met with mixed opinions. Working with Do Kyungsoo, an upper classman and top player, and Room No. 7, there were some who would pay you respect—too much at that, too—and do whatever it’s in their hands to get you to add them to the guild. Others, with the mentality of a bigot, would give you cold looks and talk behind your back. Better not risk it. Not with anyone, and especially not Baekhyun.

But Baekhyun smiled. “That’s awesome. Truly. I did believe you were part of it, for one. It wouldn’t be so weird, you’re too smart!”

He complimented you. He just did and you didn’t think Byun Baekhyun could have more of an effect on you but holy shit you were wrong.

“Hey, we should invite her to play with us one day,” Junmyeon commented, giving you back your phone which you gladly took.

“Aye, games and pretty girls, the perfect combination,” Chanyeol chuckled, adding in his approval of you being invited.

“Even when the pretty girl can beat your ass?” Baekhyun laughed, finally looking back at you with a smile. “Well, if she’s willing to.”

Shit, he called you pretty and your were unquestionably going to combust—that wouldn’t be pretty.

“Y-Yes, I guess, yes, I’d like that!” You managed to pull off a smile amidst your almost reaching your boiling point.

“That’s great, I’ll text you our address when we meet,” Baekhyun smiled, at you and only you and maybe you were greedy but you wouldn’t share that smile with anyone.

“Yes,” you really didn’t find anything else to say.

You bowed lightly, then, bidding your goodbyes and parting.

Not even a block away, you heard steps, felt a hand holding back your wrist, turning you back into place.

Baekhyun, Baekhyun, Baekhyun. Not a thought but a pulse. One, two, and many more. Baekhyun smiled, radiant, blinding like sun off snow, hair dark and messy, lips tasty plumpness, and hands avid around a scarf.

His scarf, on his neck and then on yours. “Wear this. We don’t want you falling sick now, eh, pretty?”

🎀🎀 Happy Holidays 🎀🎀

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