#KyBee's random shit

[alister312]

uh um uhhh kyle for the ask game!!

the sweetheart of south park himself!!

Sexuality headcanon: gay for sure! I’m not sure when, but I think he eventually realizes that the girls he tried to date in the past were just girls he wanted to be friends with… but with how stark the gender divide in south park is, he wasn’t sure how else to approach it besides asking them on a date. the moment he realizes he’s gay though he FULLY commits

Gender headcanon: man! i lean towards saying cis man, but I do love the headcanon some people have about trans man kyle and it’s something i can relate to myself, so I’m down with that too 🥰

A ship I have with said character: STYLE FOR SURE, certainly my Kyle OTP <3 but I think I can be sold on almost any gay Kyle ship. a sweet one that allymumu and i have talked a bit about is garky garyle (Gary/Kyle). just Gary struggling, thinking he has to completely turn away from his faith in order to be true to himself as a gay man and Kyle showing him that he doesn’t have to choose <3

A BROTP I have with said character: KYBE!! god I adore Kyle and Bebe as being besties. maybe they dated once?? but now they’re just the best of friends, sharing curly hair tips, talking about hot guys, enabling each other to go crazy and yell at/punch someone who’s shit talking them or someone they care about

A NOTP I have with said character: ky/\man. pushing their names apart as best i can w the slashes. I don’t think I need to explain further.

A random headcanon: I think he’d really love traveling on trains. Like, planes have so many people crammed into them and they’re such a hassle and the whole airport process (security, boarding, etc) SO long… I think, if Kyle could, he’d much prefer to ride on a train somewhere.

General opinion over said character: a very cool guy!! I’ll admit, I’ve always liked Kyle but never much thought on him in my early sp fandom days… but I started to follow so many Kyle lovers that I grew to love him myself 🥰 he now feels very integral to the south park experience!! I’m aware there’s a lot of, uh, discussion around him constantly but I know how I feel and I just do my best to not interact with those that feel another way. it’s just me out here with Kyle, vibing.

[kybee-the-bee-cat]

So there’s this Warriors fangame I play called “ Warriors: Road to Immortality “ and in it, it’s possible to get the warrior suffix ‘marsh’, as in one of the times I played it, I got the name Lionmarsh.

So it’s time to test something . . .

Gonna try to make Stanmarsh a warrior name. Let’s do this!

Yus

Uhhhh . . .

Yeah . . . I guess we’ll go with that. I mean, it won’t appear very much at all and being a kittypet isn’t the focus of the game at all so I guess so.

Yes. . .

Yeah, that looks about right for how I imagine Stan looking as a warrior cat, minus the collar (which we’re gonna say is his hat throughout this whole thing).

Never been more sure about anything in my life.

Okay, guys, our Stanny boi is done. Time to roll the dice and see what we get.

I wonder if when the characters say that name, they say it like we sound out the abbreviation or if they pronounce it as “ I don’t know “ or they say ‘idk’ as if it were a regular word. 

YEAAAAAAAAAH!

See, I played the game a bunch of times, but throughout all of them, I’ve been too chicken to keep the collar (which is his hat in this case like I said before). And because this is pretty much a joke playthrough, we’re just gonna keep it on this time.

Apparently, this makes some cats show distain towards you. (these feral cats are prejudiced against kittypets because they’re soft or smth. A kittypet’s basically a house cat, so a collar is a dead giveaway of being a kittypet which these cats don’t like for some reason.) So we’ll see how that goes.

I’ll update you if anything interesting happens or when our boy gets his warrior name.

Summary: We were kicked out of our home and now we joined one of the Clans, because it was either that or lose tryna fight the dude who kicked us out of our home. That’s all the context you need.

[kybee-the-bee-cat]

Random question, if you like Doritos at all, which flavor is your favorite?

I like the blue kind (or Cool Ranch. Same diff)

[kybee-the-bee-cat]

Jeezus, at least give me some

[kybee-the-bee-cat]