#Kushina's ruined birthday surprise

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Cracks

When September 15th rolls around, Kakashi doesn’t pay it much mind. In fact, he treats it just like he would any other day. Since the ANBU have him off duty, he wakes up early, eats breakfast, and goes to the training grounds to get some exercise in. After that, he heads back home, takes a shower, and goes on a stroll around the village in casual wear. 

It’s weird to think that he’s twenty now. Things aren’t much different than they were when he was nineteen. It’s just another year that’s passed by with no one to spend it with. He remembers his dad celebrating with him when he was really little with a small cake at the kitchen table and the ‘happy birthday’ song gently sung to him. He also remembers Obito, Rin, Minato, and Kushina trying many times to force him to celebrate with surprise parties, random gifts, and surprise dinners. He never reacted well back then, always scolding them and running off. Now, he wishes he’d accepted those birthday surprises a little more gracefully. 

Currently, he’s alone, but he doesn’t mind that too much. No one to ambush him with surprise parties, no one to welcome him home, no one to scold him for not reminding them of his upcoming birthday. While part of him certainly misses those days, this lonely life that he’s grown accustomed to is somehow easier. 

It’s a warm fall day. The light breeze that ruffles Kakashi’s silvery hair keeps it from being too hot, but it’s still warm enough that Kakashi can tell summer hasn’t fully released Konohagakure from its grasp. The leaves on the trees are mostly green. There is the occasional one that’s yellow or orange, telltale signs of how the weather will change in the next few weeks. It’s peaceful and arguably the best birthday he’s had since Minato and Kushina passed away.

…That is until he sees a flash of green, followed by an arm being wrapped around his shoulder. None other than Might Guy is now walking by his side and practically yelling in his ear.

“So, Kakashi… It’s your birthday! What are your plans?”

Kakashi blinks and pushes Guy’s arm off of his shoulder so he can put some distance between them. 

“What…” Kakashi starts, then stops himself. He wants to snap at Guy and demand to know how he discovered what today was. He wants to run off and go lock himself away from the world in the confines of his tiny apartment. He wants to go to work. But then, he remembers all the times he pushed people away. He remembers all of his regrets and decides that this time, he should be kinder to this person who’s clearly just interested in being his friend and learning more about him. “How did you even find out that it was my birthday? I’ve never told anyone that.”

‘At least not anyone that’s still alive,” He finishes the sentence in his head, but doesn’t dare to say such morbid words out loud and risk ruining Guy’s perpetually cheery mood.

“Oh, well, I had to do some digging!” Guy says with a loud, barking laugh while running a hand through his raven locks- which are still cut and groomed in that childish bowl-like hairstyle just like they were the last time Kakashi saw Guy a month or two ago.

“Digging, huh?” Kakashi mutters with a raised eyebrow.

“Well, Lord Third is very helpful, y’know,” Guy explains, and of course, that makes sense. Lord Third- that overly kind, people-pleasing man who has been trying to get Kakashi to work less and spend time with friends for years. Even if Kakashi had never told the old man his birthday directly, he knows it’s in his personal file, which Lord Third unfortunately has access to. The fact that the Hokage would break so many rules about confidentiality for the sake of divulging his birthday of all things borders blasphemous to Kakashi, but he tries to ignore the agitation that bubbles up in his chest when he thinks about it too hard. “But anyway, what are your plans? Got a date?”

A date. Kakashi finds that prospect to be laughable. After all, who would want to go on a date with him? He doesn’t really have any friends, even most of the people in ANBU hate or fear him because of his past. ‘Friend-killer’, they always whisper when they think he can’t hear. Even if he couldn’t hear, he sees the way they look at him, even behind their masks. He sees the way the people on the street are looking at him right now, too, like they could be next if they crossed him the wrong way. Which one of them would be stupid enough to want to go on a date with friend-killer Kakashi? 

“Eh, no,” Kakashi answers after a little too long. “I don’t have anything planned. It’s just like any other day to me. I haven’t celebrated since… Ah, I don’t know when. It’s been a very long time.”

“I’ll have to fix that, then!” Guy exclaims much to Kakashi’s dismay. They stop in the middle of the street so Guy can excitedly put his hands on Kakashi’s shoulders and frame this genuine attempt at being a good friend as a contest like he always does. “Say, it’ll be another contest that you can compete in when my birthday comes around to see which one of us can celebrate the other’s birthday the best!” 

“But your birthday isn’t until January…” Kakashi pouts beneath his mask. 

“That just means you have more time to prepare, doesn’t it?”

“I suppose so, but whatever it is you’re planning, Guy, I’m not interested.”

“Sorry, rival, but I’m afraid you don’t have a choice here,” Much to Kakashi’s surprise, Guy grabs his hand and holds it within his own. Kakashi almost pulls away and leaves, but then he remembers the many others he’s done that to and how they ended up; dead before he realized that he needed to treat them more kindly. Now is his chance to try again. “I’m treating you to dinner whether you’re interested or not! So choose something by yourself or I’m going to drop something off for you later. Which will it be?”

“I guess it’s been a while since I’ve had a good meal,” Kakashi reluctantly agrees and laces his fingers with Guy’s. He doesn’t miss how Guy’s cheeks are dusted pink, though he’s sure his own appear the same if not worse under his mask. “Shall we hit that one sushi bar down the street from the academy?”

“If that’s what you want, yes!”

And that’s how Kakashi finds himself sitting across from Guy at the local sushi bar, feeling terribly out of place. Occasionally, people stare and whisper about the ‘friend-killer’ when they think he can’t hear, but Kakashi doesn’t pay them any mind. All of this is just a testament as to why he never goes out in public with his coworkers when he’s not on duty. 

In front of him is the cheapest plate of sushi on the menu. It’s a simple five piece dish. The rolls are nothing but plain white rice topped with paper thin slices of tuna. Guy, on the other hand, has this obnoxiously long line of sushi stuffed with tempura shrimp, avocado, and cream cheese- all topped with a whopping portion of crab salad and eel sauce. Next to the ravenette is two bowls of rice with chicken and a plate with a single skewer of sweet dumplings.

“Thank you for the meal, Guy.”

“Sure thing, Kakashi, but do you not want more? That’s a pretty measly portion you’ve got there.”

“No, no, it’s fine, thank you. This is plenty.”

Guy smiles so brilliantly that it blinds Kakashi. Kakashi smiles back just enough that Guy can see how his lips curve upwards under his mask. His stomach and his chest both feel fuzzy in a way that he hasn’t experienced in a long time- and oddly enough, it’s nice. Being around Guy is nice.

He isn’t sure when his perception of Guy changed so much. When they were kids, he thought of Guy as an annoying pest, then as someone he could tolerate on his good days. Somehow, ‘pest’ turned into ‘comrade’, then into ‘good friend’. Kakashi just hadn’t realized it until now.

Guy looks at him between bites of food. Instead of glaring back at those warm eyes or avoiding them, Kakashi feels his own gaze soften. 

“What is it, Kakashi? You seem out of it today!”

Kakashi has a million answers that he could give, the first being a dismissive ‘nothing, I’m fine’ and the second being ‘none of your business’. For once, though, he decides to be honest. 

“I don’t celebrate my birthday. This is unusual for me.”

“Ah, I see,” Guy nods in understanding. “We’ll just have to change that!”

“I guess that wouldn’t be all too bad.”

Kakashi smiles, and with that, they continue to eat. He only picks up the sushi with his chopsticks to eat when Guy is looking somewhere else, just to keep the older man from seeing his face no matter how obvious it is that Guy wants to get a peek. Just like the rest of Kakashi, Guy is so intensely curious about his face and always has been. Rather than most people who just want to know whether he’s attractive or not, Guy only desires to see him without his mask to know and understand him that much better. Kakashi has always been aware of it; of Guy’s goal to know him and to be known by him in return. While he can’t quite understand it, he figures that’s what Guy’s definition of friendship- or love, or maybe both- must be. 

Guy’s friendship is sweet and overwhelming like the sunlight that burns your eyes on a too-hot summer day or the scent of the fresh sakura blossoms that bloom in the middle of spring. Weirdly enough, Kakashi doesn’t mind these days.

“Kakashi, I just wanted to let you know that I greatly appreciate you as both a friend and as a rival! I…” It’s a passionate and earnest speech that has Kakashi shifting uncomfortably in his chair- not because he doesn’t reciprocate, but because he doesn’t know how to or if he even should communicate that he does. “Well, I couldn’t imagine waking up in the morning not knowing you, you know? You mean the world to me and I love you very much, so that’s why I wanted to do something special for you today! I hope we can make this a tradition from now on.”

“Guy, can I ask you something?”

“Sure, whatever you want.”

“Most would consider me trash because of everything I’ve done. Most of the people in the village are scared of me- either that or they hate me, or both. I’ve done terrible things… I’m a filthy person,” Kakashi murmurs as he puts his chopsticks down and pushes his empty plate to the corner of the table for the server to be able to retrieve a little easier. He does the same with his empty water cup. “Aren’t you afraid that I’ll stain you in the end? That I’ll ruin you?”

“Well, Kakashi, I’d rather be considered stained than whatever the alternative is,” Guy shrugs and finishes his food. When the server brings the ticket, Guy places the cash on the table and stands up to stretch while staring down at Kakashi with a grin. “You sure are melodramatic, you know that?”

“Huh… I don’t think I’ve ever been told that one before,” Kakashi replies and stands as well.

Silently, they walk out of the restaurant.

Though Kakashi is perfectly capable of getting to his apartment by himself, for whatever reason, Guy insists on walking him home. It’s not much of a walk from the sushi bar and they manage to make it to Kakashi’s front door by sunset. 

“I will confess…” Kakashi starts, his hand on the doorknob of his room. They’re standing on the welcome mat a little too close to each other and even with as socially inept as Kakashi can be, he can tell that neither of them want this to end- he can feel it in how Guy looks at him and in how his own hard is beating so slowly yet so hard against his chest. “You gave me a wonderful birthday, my friend.”

Guy blushes. Kakashi can’t help but think that the other Jonin is ethereal under this dying sunlight, and fuck. Before he can come to terms with ‘comrade’ becoming ‘good friend’, ‘good friend’ turns into ‘love of my life’. Guy has successfully broken through his walls and shrouded his darkness with infinite light after so many years of trying… And to think all it took was going for dinner. How embarrassing. 

“I’m glad to hear that, Kakashi, but I have to ask,” Almost as if they’re in sync, Guy reaches forward to place a hand on Kakashi’s face. The younger man can feel the warmth of Guy’s palm through the thin cloth of his mask. “Is there anything else you need to make this birthday- say- more than wonderful?”

Guy has been cracking, cracking, cracking away at him since they were kids. Kakashi’s walls- the darkness that has shrouded him in a confined little space of loneliness for so many years- have finally cracked to allow in the light, if only for the rest of the evening. 

“Nothing I need, per say, but I think I should pay you back for today, don’t you?”

“That’s really not necessary, rival-” Guy starts, only to cut himself off and stammer when Kakashi suddenly pulls his mask down to hang loosely around his collar. “W-What?”

“I think our next contest should be us competing against each other to see who’s the best at kissing,” Kakashi says and opens the door to his apartment before dragging Guy inside and shutting it behind them. “What do you say, rival?”

Guy flushes dark red and leans back against the door, but he does manage to wrap his arms around Kakashi’s waist and brush their noses together.

“I’d say you’re on, rival.”

[minaa-munch]

of Cake and Cream - Team Flake Edition

Two layers of exquisite vanilla and peach sponge, coated with a generous amount of buttercream icing that consisted of crushed sakura and momo no hana petals. Candied petals adorned the top and the sides with an artistic flair, while soft, perfect swirls of buttercream bordered the edges. The cake on its own, was like an edible jewel put on a wooden stand. 

The swirl in the middle glistened with fresh strawberry puree that had been mixed with a tinge of caramel. It was still fresh, so one could see the pinpricks of strawberry seeds that had been left on purpose.

Obito wanted to poke it so badly. Charcoal hues kept straying towards it while their sensei spoke. 

“Rin and I need to make a quick trip to the Medical Corps for a report she submitted.” The blond was in his usual, blue uniformed attire, though without the hitaite. Besides him, Rin was winding a scarf around her shoulders. 

“We’ll be back soon.” Minato may as well have been talking solely to Kakashi, since the Uchiha was too busy ogling the treat that looked divine (and probably tasted just as well, seeing as how talented the Jōnin and Rin were in the kitchen). It was good enough, since Kakashi kept nodding like the solemn little shinobi he was while Obito hummed on periodic intervals to indicate that he was listening. 

Sorta. Maybe if he poked the tip of the swirly thingy—

“I’m counting on you.” He snapped to attention just as blue hues slid towards him, “Both of you. Make sure Kushina doesn’t come here. Stall her if you have to.” 

“Hai, sensei” The duo responded, with Obito raising two fingers in a salute for good measure, “You can count on me!” 

Satisfied, Minato turned to Rin, gesturing for her to follow. The Iryō nin smiled, but it slid off the minute his back was turned. Brown hues narrowed at her teammates in warning, which was probably more effective than their sensei’s words. 

I’m always watching you, neh?

Both boys immediately straightened - and promptly stayed that way until her lingering gaze had disappeared out the door. 

“About time they left.” Kakashi was the first to speak. Pale fingers rubbed an exposed part of his left arm; a wound had scabbed over recently and it was annoyingly itchy. Rin had given him some ointment to deal with it, but it wasn’t that cumbersome. Besides, it would take more than a scrape to put him out of commission. 

At the moment though, he didn’t know what bothered him more - the fact that he had yet to hear about his Jōnin promotion or that he had been assigned a C rank mission with the sole crybaby of the team. He was perfectly capable of protecting his sensei’s loud girlfriend’s birthday surprise.

Speaking of - dark hues flickered to the Uchiha, slapping his hand from where he was about to poke one of the perfect cream swirls. “Sensei said not to touch anything, baka.”  

But it looks so…fluffy. “What are you, my grandma?” Obito grumbled, rubbing his slightly pink fingers. Trust the Hatake to act like an old lady, since he projected a particularly grumpy old man half the time. 

Ah but who was he kidding? Most of the old people he knew (which were a lot) were nice and polite. Kakashi was, simply put, a jerk. “Ne, you think sensei and Kushina nee will get married?” There was a curious tilt in his tone, before his attention was once again captured by the delicate, rosy swirls decorating the top layer, “I mean..I hear we’re almost at war anyways.”

“Sensei can’t be that stupid.” his friend’s reply was instantaneous, and not without a barely hidden scoff, “He’s a Jōnin and a Hokage candidate…that loud girlfriend of his will only hinder his performance as a shinobi.”

“Ano…don’t you think you’re being a little harsh?”

“Well, there’s a reason why you’re still a Chunin and I’m practically a Jōnin.”

Jerk. “You’re not a Jōnin yet, Bakashi.” Obito snapped, one finger successfully managing to swipe just a sliver of icing which was promptly deposited on the unsuspecting Hatake’s face, “Besides, doubt you’ll be a Jōnin with reflexes like that.”

“Oi, you weren’t supposed to touch that” Kakashi hissed, rubbing the offending wetness away with the back of his palm before grey hues narrowed a fraction at his idiot teammate, “this is a mission, baka. Would it kill you to follow the rules for once?” 

“I was careful” Came an all-too sunny reply, though the tell tale icing on his own cheek suggested otherwise, “Besides, its your fault.”

“Is not”

“Is too”

Arguing more was pointless - especially where the Uchiha was concerned. Instead, Kakashi decided on his patented glower which was met with a splatter of cream, courtesy one twirling wooden spoon between said Uchiha’s fingers – who was currently laughing his behind off. Normally, it wouldn’t be enough to faze the Hatake - his opponents had laughed at him before, primarily because of how small he was. Kakashi never failed to make them eat dirt later. 

But this was Obito and he was an idiot who knew just the right buttons to push. Pale digits curled into fists as a peach flush tinged his features (he was not pouting). Grey hues caught a bowl of leftover cream and it didn’t take him long to scoop a generous amount and send it careening towards Obito.

The splatter was satisfying, and clearly, an invitation for war. Needless to say, by the time their relatively chipper teammate returned, the kitchen was in shambles (polite term). A fine layer of cream coated most of the counter and splattered the shoddy kitchen appliances. A stick of butter had found its way in a pot of coffee, whereas the leftover strawberries formed a sticky mess on the floor; and a particularly sloppy mush of fruit and leftover icing in which the Hatake was rubbing Obito’s goggled face in.

The cake, surprisingly, had been left intact, which was a good thing seeing as how Rin had been contemplating turning her teammates into cake batter if they ruined their (her and sensei’s, of course) hard work. The Iryō nin could only watch from the doorway as the two boys clawed at each other. Resisting the urge to sigh like the all suffering adult she was, the Nohara instead cleared her throat, soft features already set in a frown, “What are you two doing?” 

Freeze (though Obito still managed to pull Kakashi’s bangs in a final, feeble gesture). “I-its not what it looks like, Rin chan.” Obito stammered from where his cheek was pressed against the sticky tile. Arms flailing, he tried to push the Hatake off and failed, “Ah mou! Its his fault!”

Kakashi practically bristled (it was less intimidating because of the squished strawberry oozing down his forehead) and in one smooth movement, had the Uchiha’s arm twisted in a classic lock behind his back, “A good shinobi doesn’t lie, baka.”

“Get off you freaky little gremlin!” Obito’s fingers spasmed uselessly in his hold and Rin couldn’t help but thank the fates that she had convinced their sensei to make a detour to the supermarket for a few ingredients. He would be so disappointed.

Speaking of– “Guys, quit it already. Sensei will be back any minute.” The Nohara unwound the scarf from around her shoulders before gingerly stepping inside. Normally, Rin was the more careful of the three, though the floor was sticky and cream had somehow managed to get everywhere. 

Unfortunately for her, she wasn’t aware of the entirety of ‘everywhere’ - no sooner had she stepped in did her foot slip on a splatter of broken egg and sugar. Arms flailing, the poor Iryō nin stumbled, hands finding little purchase against the slippery counter before crashing against her teammates with a soft whump. 

“Ow”

“Rin chan, are you okay? Get off her Bakashi!”

“I’m not on her, idiot.” Kakashi hissed through the flush decorating his face (or could be the leftover strawberry, it was hard to tell). The poor Hatake was smaller than the other two, and had conveniently been sandwiched between them - and if that wasn’t mortifying enough for a Jōnin, he didn’t know what was.

Well…almost Jōnin. Either way – pale digits pushed her off (though not before elbowing the loud idiot by accident) before he clambered off his filthy teammate’s back. Grey hues narrowed at the dirty tiles before flickering to Rin, just as the girl caught the table’s ledge, causing it - and the pastry - to tip precariously. Kakashi opened his mouth to warn her, but the cake tumbled before his words did.

Maa…what a waste.

The resounding crash, along with her squeal, was loud enough to make him cringe. By that point, Obito had gotten up with a hand on his abused cheek, dark orbs set in a patented Uchiha deadpan before the noise prompted him to turn. 

And…well, quake like a little scuttle bug because Rin looked murderous (and kind of cute - but mostly murderous) with the bottom half of their hard earned labor awkwardly squashed against the top of her head. If their circumstances had been any different, he would have compared it to a fancy old lady’s hat, you know, the kind with feathers on it?  

Except this one was edible and the owner’s eyes were welling up with tears – angry tears, mind you - but tears, nevertheless. “Ano…” The Uchiha swallowed as Rin wordlessly, yet carefully, removed the cake from her head, mindful of the ruined bottom half, “It…looks better this way?” He added, creeping slowly yet surely behind his younger teammate. 

Wrong answer, if the murderous gaze directed their way was any indication. Both boys blanched, and Obito had the good sense to whimper as the Nohara launched herself at them with a barely concealed snarl. Cue a pandemonium which involved more sticks of butter, broken egg shells and what was left of the cream and icing - amidst Obito’s yelling of course. The cake, their collective pride and joy, was lost in the fray; its top half stuck to the ceiling while the other half found itself splattered around the walls in haste.

There may have been a stray, poorly attempted wind jutsu thrown in for good measure, which would certainly explain why an egg shell flew out the window with the speed of a kunai, only to land against the ground like a sad, lonesome martyr. It just so happened that a certain Namikaze had been making his way back by the time it had chosen to sacrifice itself, and had almost stepped on it by accident. Blue hues blinked at it curiously, almost slowly, before following its trajectory which…

Wait, was that his kitchen window? Minato flickered to the Hiraishin seal he had placed in his living room without a second thought. Depositing the bags on the floor, he quickly dashed towards the kitchen, fingers already pulling out one of his signature kunai because they were on the brink of war as it were. Not that he sensed any alien chakra signatures, but one could never be too careful. 

Besides, his kids were in there. Kunai raised in his usual stance, Minato paused at the door, expecting an Iwa rogue–

Only to find three pre-teens locked in a battle to the death with – a whisk? Rin had her arms around her struggling teammates - okay, maybe that was just Obito. Kakashi hung in her grip, as if resigned to his fate with a deadpan that could rival Fugaku’s. All three of them were splattered with an assortment of cream and squished fruit, and— Kami, what had happened to his kitchen?! He could barely discern the cream from the walls and the numerous splatters of broken eggs and sugar. Some of it had found its way on the ceiling too, if the steady drip of something over the door frame was anything to go by. 

All in all, a war torn mess. It would have been impressive if he wasn’t so horrified.  

The cake was nowhere to be found; though it was safe to assume that its splattered remains decorated the walls with the rest of his wayward ingredients. If he had been a lesser shinobi, he would have turned towards the heavens and asked why - why. 

But, as it turns out, he was a Jōnin sensei and had conveniently lost his ability to delve on his emotions, let alone express them as well as certain others (coughKushinamaybeInoichicough). So instead of repeatedly bashing his head against the nearest wall like a part of him wanted to, he did what any responsible sensei would - allow a sliver of his chakra, tinged with the barest of killing intent, to announce his presence.

It worked like a charm. Rin and Obito froze (Kakashi merely grunted), as the three watched their sensei step into the kitchen, sandals making an odd crunch (probably another egg shell) as he did. Minato’s gaze never left theirs as he approached, his narrowed hues a clear indication of his displeasure.

He wasn’t…that angry. Truth to be told, making another cake was hardly cumbersome work – what bothered him was the fact that he had given them one job. It didn’t even matter who was at fault; their teamwork was clearly amiss. Blond brows furrowed at the thought, and he stopped a few steps shy of the still tangled trio, “What have you got to say for yourselves?” 

Pause. At least they had the decency to look embarrassed - Rin in particular, looked like she was on the verge of tears and Minato couldn’t help but feel some of his annoyance ebb away. The Nohara was a seldom acknowledged soft spot, primarily because she was the most well behaved of the three. 

“A-ano…sensei” Obito spluttered, prompting the man to pause. The poor Uchiha barely had time to flounder a hand towards the ceiling before the creamy layer of what had been the cake lost its hold with a soft squelch.

And fell. Right on their sensei; Konoha’s Kiiroi Senkō, current Hokage candidate in opposition to Orochimaru of the Densetsu Sanin.

“…”

To the pastry’s credit, it was probably the only projectile the Yellow Flash had been unable to dodge and would probably go down in history as such. Buttercream frosting, along with what could be considered flecks of vanilla sponge, decorated blond hair and blue, clothed shoulders. The Namikaze raised a solitary palm just as a particularly creamy glop of ruined cake slid down his fringe, splattering against tan digits almost like a work of abstract art. 

Meep. Rin’s arms around their shoulders tightened just as icy blue hues met their own and Obito forgot how to breathe. 

“You three.” 

Said three collectively squeaked. 

EPILOGUE: 

In the end, the three were made to clean the kitchen - with their sensei eventually joining them out of sheer guilt (he couldn’t stay mad at them for more than seven minutes - today was a new record at the ten minute mark). Kushina found out, of course, and made enough pastry related jokes to put everyone at ease. 

Except Kakashi. He didn’t want to admit that her jokes were actually funny. 

With Kushina’s birthday surprise thoroughly ruined; they had to go to Ichiraku’s to celebrate. Needless to say, Minato’s wallet (apart from one legendary cake that will forever be remembered) suffered the most that day. 

@konohagakurekakashi @strawberry-medic

[yenni19]

Chapter 4

Sarutobi arrives back from the camping weekend, once he enters inside Kawaki is there waiting for him

Sarutobi(entering the living room): oh!...dad you scared me....

Kawaki: you didn't tell me you were with Akamari the whole three days camping?

Sarutobi: I'm sorry father I left a note....and notified mom about where I was she said it was fine...

Kawaki: are you getting attached...because if you are...you will pay the consequences of your actions

Sarutobi: no I'm not....it was a family outing...Boruto's family was there...along with Seinor Uzumaki and his wife....

Kawaki: I notice how you look at her....she's as attractive as her mother...even if she is thirteen...turning fourteen in November right

Sarutobi: I don't know what you are implying but....we are just friends that's it....

Kawaki: I hope so...for your sake and hers...like I said don't get attached...it won't do you any good...

Sarutobi(disappointed): I know...I can confirm that...don't worry father

Kawaki(pats him on the shoulder): I'm making sure a tragedy won't occur...I'm glad we know the terms

Kawaki leaves and Sarutobi heads to his room and locks the door...he uncovers the sculpture that he is working on. It's Akamari kneeling down reading a book, while Sarutobi is laying down his head on her lap and strokes the tip of her dark blue hair.

Sarutobi(thinking): my dad can never see this....it will infuriate him, I must hide it until her birthday

He hides it under his bed...and cleans up his room throwing old used paper and organizing his art books, along with some comics and school workbooks he uses from time to time

Sarutobi(throwing out the trash): there all cleaned...time to go to bed....its late and I am needed tomorrow for some manual labor

The next morning Sarutobi is at Borutos house with the twins helping with backyard chores

Boruto: Itachi, Sarutobi help me with the pile of leaves will you?

Sarutobi & Itachi: yeah no problem

Itachi rakes as Sarutobi picks up the leaves and puts it in the compost bin, they finish and wait for lunch

Minato: so what happened after she ran after you Sarubi

Sarutobi(annoyed): nothing she just apologized...and she hugged me to make me feel better...that's all

Itachi: your not telling us everything Sarubi...we know when you lie

Sarutobi: I'm telling you guys the truth...she just apologized for laughing at me...

The twins: fine we won't pry but u must come to terms with your feelings

Sarutobi(sad): I know don't remind me

Itachi(putting an arm around Sarutobi): we are just concerned that's all.....you know my cousin is out of your league and she is three years older than you...to her your just a kid...she sees you as a little brother

Sarutobi(sad): I know....its just frustrating to know that and I can't move on from that

Minato(getting an idea): Hey Sarutobi...how about we go to a sleepover...there's a few female girls I know that you would get along with

Sarutobi: really....but my dad...he won't allow it

Itachi: give me your phone...(sarutobi giving him the phone) I have a knack for replicating my dad...Minato be lookout where is he?

Minato(trying to find him): he is inside with mom helping with the hokage stuff

Sarutobi(stopping Itachi): wait this isn't right...we could get in trouble...

Itachi(pulling away from him): you need to experience life...and live a little....and this is the opportunity to do that

Sarutobi: wait...but what about your parents....

Minato: they are always out...and besides we already told them and said yes...we wanted to include you so this is the only way

Sarutobi(smiling): thanks guys...you really are my friends

Itachi(dialing the contact number): it's ringing

Kawaki(on the other line): hello Sarutobi....

Itachi(imitating Boruto): Hi Kawaki it's Boruto...I thought I'd ask if it would be okay for Sarutobi to stay over at our house tonight...

Kawaki: no...I'm not comfortable with it Boruto.....you know how I feel about sleepovers...

Itachi(imitating Boruto): I know that...its just the boys would love for Sarutobi to stay the night...its just one night you know

Kawaki(sighs): ok...I'll have his mother send his things later today....

Itachi(imitating Boruto): thank you Kawaki...

Kawaki(irritated): whatever...you idiot

The line cuts off, and Itachi is irritated that Kawaki insulted his dad

Itachi(irritated): how the hell can dad call that friendship....he so grumpy and cold...its like like he lives angry...!

Minato(irritated): Itachi...Sarutobi heard that!

Sarutobi(upset): it's ok my dad is a difficult person to understand...

Itachi(asking): no offense but how does your mom handle him....?

Sarutobi: even if no one understands him...my mom sees past his rough exterior...they grew up in similar backgrounds...so she understands his outbursts and moodswings....she's the only one to calm him

Minato(sighs): and I thought my parents were complicated you know

Sarutobi(asking): Minato....are you sure girls will be there...

Minato(smirking): yeah....I'm very popular when it comes to making female friends

Itachi(admitting): or is it because you promised the girls Sarubi would be there

Minato(grabbing Itachi by the collar): why do always ruin the mood....!

Itachi(pushing his brother away): because if he gets caught...his dad won't let him off easy....think about it one fuck up and Sarutobi will no longer be able to hang out with us...his dad is Kawaki Madra for shit sakes...he is very strict when it comes to his son...a sleepover with girls will have him breaking doors and cause havoc

Minato(irritated): yeah I forgot he's scared of his son putting a bad name on the family....the reason why he is so strict with him (turning to Sarutobi) I promise I'll take the fall if shit goes sideways

Itachi(hitting him behind the head): do you always have to be so noble...even if you take the fall his dad won't care...he will say that it's still Sarubi's fault....nimrod

Sarutobi(sad): if it's ok with you guys I don't have to go...

Minato(convinced to go to the slumber party): no...you are going....tell me you have a plan itachi...please tell me you do...

Itachi(smiles): I do....but for it to work properly...you two must do exactly what I say...there can't be mistakes

Suddenly Sarada calls then for lunch, they head inside to eat a pot stew

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Sumire is taking an afternoon stroll with her one year old daughter Saphire to Borutos house. Sumire knocks on the door and Sarada opens the door

Sarada(hugging Sumire): hi how are you?

Sumire: good and Sarutobi?

Sarada(calling Sumires son): Sarutobi your mom is here sweetie

Sarutobi(running downstairs): hi mom...(sweetly caressing his sisters cheek) hi Saphire...where is the cutest little sister I've ever seen...

Saphire laughs while Sumire smiles at her son's affection toward his sister, Sarutobi thanks his mother and grabs the luggage

Sumire(asking): sweeite...where's my kiss?

Sarutobi(embarrassed): mom...not in front of my friends

The twins(chuckling): yeah Sarutobi...where's mommy's kiss....

Sarada(glaring): you two stop it...or else (smiling while saying thier nicknames) Minno and Izzu

Sarutobi(thinking out loud): where have I heard that...(realizing) don't tell me you two watch that child's cartoon Spectacular

The twins(irritated): we were ten.... and mom why bring it up...that is a betrayal even we don't do to eachother....!

Sarada(laughing): well you shouldn't make fun of your friend...giving affection isn't wierd....its honest and pure

Sumire: there's nothing wrong with secrets right Sarada?

Sarada: right Sumire...are you heading home right now?

Sumire: yes my husband is waiting for me at home he says he has a surprise for me...well got to go bye

Sarada: bye Sumire...get home safe

Sumire: sure will

Sumire leaves and Sarutobi heads upstairs with the twins to go over thier plan. When the times comes to go to the girls slumber party they arrive at Kushina Grove where the Sabimaru Minatos female friend lives

Minato(knocking on the door): that's wierd nobody...

Suddenly the door opens and a maid answers the door

Maid: yes who are you?

Minato: we are here because we got invited to Sabimaru's birthday slumber party

Maid(realizing) oh yes come in....she's upstairs second door on your left

Minato(walking ahead): thank you

They arrive to the second door and as soon as they open it they are shocked of how sofisticated it looks along with how many people

Sarutobi(shocked): if this is a slumber party...we are out of tune for this

Minato: she always throws the biggest parties...I was invited because she wanted to get to know the cute purple hair eyed boy...

Itachi: and that's why you are a moron...thinking that bringing him would get you a girlfriend

Minato: your so irritating you know!

Sarutobi(trying to ease the tension): let's enjoy ourselves ok...we came to have a good time

The twins: yeah...let's have fun!

[raendown]

Other Stories

PAIRINGS NOT OTHERWISE MENTIONED

This section organized alphabetically by pairing.

In Keeping With Tradition [Sequel to Love Done Right] - Rated T+ Paring: Hashirama/Izuna Word count: 5801 Summary: After watching his brother’s - unintentional - success, Hashirama sets out to catch an Uchiha of his very own.

As Many As It Takes [Sequel to In Keeping With Tradition] - Rated T+ Pairing: Hashi/Izu, Mada/Tobi, Touka/Hikaku/Uchiha OCs Word count: 2675 Summary: Wedding bells chime in the nearby future but who are they chiming for?

Eye Of The Beholder - Rated G Pairing: Hashirama/Madara Word count: 1754 Summary: In Hashirama’s opinion, Madara is the Cutest Thing Ever™. No one ever believes him when he says so but that just means he gets to keep these moments for himself.

Your Black And White Needs A Little Bit Of Red - Rated G Pairing: Hashirama/Mito Word count: 2133 Summary: Hashirama is the sort of person who believes in love at first sight. Mito isn’t but she can be convinced to take a second look.

Breaking The Fast - Rated T+ Pairing: Itachi/Deidara Word count: 780 Summary: This isn’t at all what Itachi thought working with the Akatsuki would be like. The day’s barely started but he doesn’t think he’s going to have any complaints at the end of it.

First Time For Everything – Rated M Pairing: Kakashi/Hana Word count: 3419 Summary: A continuation of Chapter 12 of the Soulmate Collection.

Try Try Again [Sequel to First Time For Everything ��� Rated M  Pairing: Kakashi/Hana Word count: 860 Summary: He always said he thought he could improve. Hana was more than happy to let him ‘practice’.

Of Beginnings – Rated G Pairing: Kakashi/Hana  Word count: 501 Summary: Beginnings are always awkward

Sparring Drabble – Rated T+ Pairing: Kakashi/Hidan Word count: 182 Summary: During sparring sessions both of them can get a little distracted.

Rainflowers In Return - Rated T+ Pairing: Kakashi/Naruto Word count: 1681 Summary: Naruto isn’t surprised when he coughs up the first petals.

Interlude – Rated M Pairing: Kakuzu/Hidan Word count: 632 Summary: Kakuzu and Hidan take a moment out of their search for the jinchuuriki to relieve a little tension.

Footprints In Ink - Rated G Pairing: KisameSakura Word count: 1127 Summary: Their first date is an unmitigated disaster - and Sakura could not be happier.

I Brought My Friends Too - Rated T+ Pairing: Madara/Kakashi/Tobirama Word count: 834 Summary: Kakashi goes back in to the past with Obito and Gai and they all make friends with the founders. Kakashi makes...more than friends.

Halves To The Whole - Rated T+ Pairing: Madara/Sakura Word count: 5083 Summary: A cautionary tale on why you shouldn’t play with things that don’t belong to you which doesn’t turn out very cautionary.

Memorias Decem - Rated T+ Pairing: Madara/Sakura Word count: 8323 Summary: She comes in to the world with a birth date already scrawled across the skin of her arm, signifying that her soulmate was born before her. What sets her apart from others is the date which tells her that they have already been dead for decades. At first she wants to know who it is - until she wishes she didn’t. For most of her life she is grateful they will never meet - until she wishes she could have him.

It’s Our Paradise (And It’s Our War Zone) - Rated E Pairing: Madara/Sakura/Tobirama Word count: 2895 Summary: They’d all agreed a long time ago that it was perfectly fine for Sakura to date them both. Now Madara’s taken it in his head to tangle their web even further and it surprised him how easily the other two went along with it.

Sick of This – Rated G Pairing: Minato/Kakashi Word count: 7299 Summary: Kakashi broke things off with the love of his life yesterday. So of course today he gets sick. The universe is obviously out to get him.

A Broken Soul – Rated T+ Pairing: Minato/Kakashi Word count: 10496 Summary: Kakashi was born with a counter just like everyone else. But his was different. His was broken.

The Cutest Tomato In Konoha – Rated G Pairing: Minato/Kushina Word count: 824 Summary: That would be Kushina. 

At My Worst And At My Best – Rated G Pairing: Naruto/Sai Word count: 785 Summary: “At my worst I worry that you’ll realize you deserve better. At my best I worry that you won’t.”

Blueberry Pancakes - Rated G Pairing: Neji/TenTen Word count: 1392 Summary: Just another morning full of softness and surprises.

Thankful Neji Drabble – Rated G Pairing: Neji/TenTen Word count: 544 Summary: Neji is thankful for many things in his life but his is most thankful for his wonderful wife. 

We’ve Already Begun - Rated G Pairing: Neji/TenTen Word count: 1286 Summary: Calm and poise go out the window as Neji grows nervous about their very first date.

Be You, For Me - Rated T+ Pairing: Obito/Kakashi Word count: 845 Summary: A werewolf au in which Obito calls him home.

Remind Me I’m Home - Rated T+ Pairing: Obito/Kakashi Word count: 2511 Summary: All shinobi are a little broken, that’s just a sad fact of life. When Kakashi falls apart he needs someone who is broken just like him to help put the pieces back together again.

Running Through My Head (Running Through My Head) - Rated G Pairing: Obito/Kakashi Word count: 1796 Summary: Listening to sensei is what got them mixed up in this stupid jutsu. He’s never going to listen to sensei again.

Speaking Clearly – Rated G Pairing: Obito/Kakashi Word count: 3048 Summary: Kakashi’s style of communication leaves a lot to be desired. It also leaves a lot of room for misinterpretation. (Read: Kakashi can’t flirt for shit)

Hello Drabble – Rated G Pairing: Obito/Sakura Word count: 321 Summary: Sometimes just a single words keeps you hanging on. 

Assassin Au Drabble – Rated T+ Pairing: Obito/Sakura  Word count: 890 Summary: Obito mastered the art of working and flirting at the same time a long time ago. 

Heart On My Sleeve - Rated M Pairing: Sakura/Ino Word count: 1879 Summary: Sakura wears her love for Ino in more obvious ways than she means to sometimes.

We’ll Build A Flame To Burn The World – Rated T+ Pairing: SakuraIno Word count: 3777 Summary: Empress of her realm, Ino finds her match in the woman she cannot outmaneuver: Haruno Sakura, an Empress in her own right. But a mind like hers can find opportunities everywhere and in offering peace to end the stalemates between them Ino finds so much more than she could have ever hoped.

Easy Beginnings - Rated M Pairing: Shikamaru/Sakura Word count: 1741 Summary: Sakura never truly expected a big romantic production for her first time. Good thing, too, considering who she’s dating.

Hearts Already Beating - Rated T+ Pairing: Shikamaru/Sakura Word count: 15111 Summary: An accidental bonding, a surprise marriage, and two people who refuse to see what’s right there in front of them holding their hand.

Warm Words – Rated G Pairing: Shikamaru/Sakura Word count: 969 Summary: Hot night, cool laughter, and words that mean more for what goes unsaid.

The Best Kind Of Afternoon (Lazy Of Course) – Rated G Pairing: Shikmaru/Sakura Word count: 1295 Summary: If only young Shikamaru had known how sappy and content he would grow up to be.

Leave Me Here To Die Drabble – Rated T+ Pairing: Shisui/Obito Word count: 1327 Summary: “Are you just going to leave me here? To die as if I’m nothing?”

A Polite And Proper Thank You - Rated T+ Pairing: Suigetsu/Karin Word count: 1347 Summary: She just wanted to drink the night away but he had to go and ruin all the fun. 

Parenthood - Rated G Pairing: Suigetsu/Karin Word count: 695 Summary: After the war they have a son name Mangetsu. He is a legacy of them both - and all the frustration that comes with that. 

First Meeting Drabble – Rated T+ Pairing: Tayuya/Itachi Word count: 508 Summary: The first meeting between them sparks some interest.

By Any Other Name – Rated G Pairing: Tobirama/Kagami Word count: 1148 Summary: Tobirama takes exception to being called “Snowflake”.

First Kiss Drabble – Rated G Pairing: Tobirama/Kagami Word count: 755 Summary: Tobirama’s favorite quote gets turned against him - and he doesn’t really mind.

Tattoo Soulmate AU Drabble - Rated G Pairing: Tobirama/Kagami Word count: 641 Summary: Kagami wakes up with new markings on his face on his 18th birthday.

Me, Myself, and Us - Rated E Pairing: Tobirama/Tobirama Word count: 2769 Summary: A sequel to Chapter 70 of my Soulmate Story Collection in which Tobirama learns that his soulmate is, in fact, his own clone.

How To Woo An Uchiha - Rated T+ Pairing: Can be read as Tobirama/Izuna or Madara/Tobirama Word count: 158 Summary: A Step-By-Step Guide From Senju Tobirama

Tsunade and Genma - Rated T+ Pairing: Tsunade/Genma Word count: 242 Summary: An arrangement begins. 

A Window That Won’t Close - Rated T+ Pairing: Yamato/Shisui Word count: 554 Summary: Yamato attempts to use a pickup line his friends gave him. 

READER/OC FICS

This section organized alphabetically by pairing. 

Christmas Drabble [Sequel found here] – Rated G Pairing: Genma/Reader Word count: 924 Summary: ‘Tis the season for Genma to flirt.

Beautiful Face Drabble - Rated G Pairing: Kakashi/Reader Word count: 388 Summary: Kakashi’s blind S/O asks to see his face for the first time.

Kakashi Needs To See His Partner Drabble - Rated T+ Pairing: Kakashi/Reader Word count: 728 Summary: At a boring party, Kakashi just wants to spent a moment alone with his significant other. 

Singing Soulmates Drabble – Rated G Pairing: Kakashi/?  Word count: 789 Summary: Kakashi’s soulmate sings their first notes at an inopportune time.

Flirting With Deaf Reader Scenario - Rated G Pairing: Minato/Reader Word count: 989 Summary: You never thought someone like the fourth Hokage would notice someone like you but when he does it isn’t the only surprise he gives you.

Romantic Date With Obito - Rated T+ Pairing: Obito/Reader Word count: 1216 Summary: Obito takes the reader on a romantic date and then things take a turn for the less innocent. 

Bad Dating Advice Drabble – Rated G Pairing: Tenzou/OC Word count: 1756 Summary: When Tenzou wants to get a special girl’s attention he trusts his friends to help him out with a little advice. He shouldn’t have.

All According To Plan – Rated M Pairing: Tenzou/Reader Word count: 7352 Summary: When Kakashi threatens to embarrass him publicly if he shows up to his wedding dateless, Tenzou asks you to accompany him as the good old “fake date”. He certainly didn’t expect to fall in love with you. You might have been hoping he would. 

NO PAIRING OR NOT FOCUSED ON THE PAIRING

This section organized alphabetically by title.

A Thousand Times Dead - Rated T+ Characters: Naruto Word count: 515 Summary: Naruto deals with the effects of the Shadow Clone Jutsu and the fact that he has the memories of each time one of them has died. 

Baby On Kakashi’s Doorstep Drabble - Rated G Characters: Kakashi, OC Baby, Tsunade, Pakkun Word count: 556 Summary: A baby is left on Kakashi’s doorstep. Amazingly, it belongs to him. 

Bloopers and Gag Reel - Naruto Style - Rated G Characters: So many Word count: 277 Summary: Just a list of possible bloopers from the gag reel if Naruto had been a live action TV show. 

By My Side – Rated G Characters: Hashirama, Tobirama Word count: 1095 Summary: Hashirama was quite used to having his own words come back to bite him but there were some things he had said that he would never regret.

Burning The Dust - Rated T+ Characters: Naruto, Kushina, Sai, Shikamaru, OC Word count: 16421 Summary: A coup hidden in the shadows for decades, a scroll with a seal he didn’t mean to activate; Naruto finds himself whisked away from Konoha to a destination unknown and meets a little girl who appears to be - his mom?

Cliff’s Edge Drabble – Rated G Character: Hashirama, Tobirama Word count: 314 Summary: Hashirama doesn’t like it when his brother is close to high places.

Coffins Can’t Hold The Past You’ve Broken - Rated T+ Characters: Tobirama, Kawarama, Itama Word count: 2677 Summary: The first human trial for the Edo Tensei jutsu is also the last before it is declared forbidden. 

De-Aged Drabble - Rated G Characters: Hashirama, Madara, Tobirama, Izuna Word count: 608 Summary: Two best friends battle it out over who had the cutest little bro.

Dirty Work – Rated G Characters: Iruka, Izumo, Kotetsu Word count: 4549 Summary: Midnight shifts at the mission desk can get a little boring sometimes. To keep themselves entertained Iruka, Izumo, and Kotetsu turn on the radio and sing along. None of them expected to be caught dancing on top of the desks while they were busting out their dirtiest moves, though.

Divine Detriment Drabble – Rated T+ Characters: Minato, Kakashi, Obito, Rin Word count: 285 Summary: Their reputation proceeds them.

Fanfiction Is Life In Every Universe - Rated G Characters: Sakura, Ino, Choji, TenTen, Neji Summary: In most cases, you never know who is hidden behind your most beloved usernames. 

Forward And Back (And Leave It There) - Rated G Characters: Madara, Hashirama, Kakashi, Tobirama Word count: 3420 Summary: Travelling through time was a complete accident. So was passing on the idea to someone much more dangerous.

Hashirama Dealing With A Stalker Drabble - Rated T+ Characters: Hashirama, Tobirama Word count: 751 Summary: Tobirama doesn’t take his stalker very seriously but Hashirama most certainly does.

Hinata’s Twin - Rated T+ Characters: Hinata, OC Word count: 1443 Summary: They were only 6 years old when Hiashi sent her beloved twin sister away. Since then Hinata has tried hard to be the perfect daughter. Now it’s time she focused on being a better sister. 

Home Is Yesterday - Rated T+ Characters: Kakashi, Obito, Rin, Minato Word count: 8284 Summary: Kakashi inherits some land he doesn't want, explores a jutsu he didn't know he was capable of, and learns a bit about letting go of the past.

How I Met My Best Friend - Rated T+ Characters: Ino, Sakura Word count: 676 Summary: Ino and Sakura’s first meeting was both memorable and awesome.

I Wasn’t Afraid (I Am Now) - Rated T+ Characters: Kakashi, Obito, Naruto, Sakura Word count: 1758 Summary: A role reversal of the Kakashi v Obito fight during the Fourth Great Ninja War.

Kakashi’s Daughter Drabble - Rated G Characters: Kakashi, OC, Team 7 Word count: 1479 Summary: Team 7 discovers Kakashi’s secret for the first time.

Konan’s Daughter Drabble - Rated T+ Characters: OC, Naruto Word count: 990 Summary: Konan’s daughter learns to move on with her life after her mother’s death at Obito’s hands.

New Puppy Drabble – Rated G Characters: Kakashi, Naruto Word count: 602 Summary: Kakashi gives little Naruto a gift.

Nostalgic Cuddling Drabble – Rated G Characters: Hashirama, Tobirama, Madara Word count: 664 Summary: Hashirama thinks wistfully of the past and his hands reach out for old memories. Literally. 

My Brother Drabble – Rated G Characters: Hashirama, Tobirama, OC Word count: 537 Summary: Young Hashirama cares for his brother and their mother observes the bond between them. 

My Kind Of Caring – Rated G Characters: Hashirama, Tobirama Word count: 1081 Summary: Hashirama doesn’t notice a lot of things but he does notice how much he loves his baby brother.

Rainy Day Drabble – Rated G Characters: Hashirama, Tobirama Word count: 513 Summary: It’s obvious how much Hashirama hates the rain. Tobirama has never figured out why but he hates it as well just the same. 

Reflections Of What Isn’t – Rated G Characters: Kakashi Word count: 810 Summary: The reflection that looks back at him has never been his own.

Rin’s Twin Drabble – Rated G Characters: Kakashi, OC Word count: 1327 Summary: Kakashi meets a ghost from his past but not in the way he thinks at first.

Sakura’s Sister - Rated T+ Characters: Sakura, OC Word count: 1255 Summary: Her sister left when she was still very young. She shows up again in the dead of night with a heavy heart and heavier explanations.

Sensei and Student - Rated G Characters: Tobirama, Sakura Word count: 853 Summary: As they get older, the student eventually must take care of the sensei.

Secret Paradise - Rated G Characters: Kakashi, Shikamaru Word count: 986 Summary: Kakashi discovers an unexpected legacy left behind by the very first Hokages for the leaders of the future to enjoy. 

Sixteen Years Later - Rated G Characters: Kakashi, Pakkun, OC Word count: 1019 Summary: A sixteen year old girl shows up on Kakashi’s doorstep claiming to be his daughter. He doesn’t exactly take well to the news.

Sneaky Doughtnuts Drabble – Rated G Characters: Madara, Izuna, Tobirama Word count: 1023 Summary: Tobirama likes to hide things in the fur around his neck. Izuna likes to take advantage of this. Madara isn’t sure why he loves either one of them. 

Terrible Haircut Drabble - Rated G Characters: Hashirama, Tobirama Word count: 481 Summary: Tobirama tried to give his big brother a haircut but it doesn’t turn out quite how Hashirama pictured it would. 

The Colors Of Choice - Rated G Characters: Sai, Tenzou, Kakashi, Sakura, Naruto Word count: 1783 Summary: In learning the meaning behind one of the festivals of Konoha, Sai discovers there is more meaning to Team 7 as well.

The Ones We Choose – Rated G Characters: Tenzou, Tsunade  Word count: 569 Summary: On having Hashirama’s cells implanted in Tenzou and what that means for clan and family.

To See That Smile Once More – Rated G Characters: Madara, Izuna Word count: 1178 Summary: Nothing will ever be as important to Madara as seeing his baby brother smile.

To Stop And To Go On – Rated T+ Characters: Kakashi, Sakumo Word count: 961 Summary: The only use for time travel that Kakashi ever considered was for fixing the mistakes of the past.

Toddler Kakashi Drabble – Rated G Characters: Kakashi, Sakumo Word count: 718 Summary: Sakumo teaches Kakashi something new.

Winter Wonder – Rated G Characters: Hashirama, Tobirama, Itama Word count: 833 Summary: An innocent memory of three young boys. 

[puppy-stevee]

☆ naru’s giant fic rec part 1☆

total fic count: 107

-ALL fics are in alphabetical order by title, not fandom -please tell me if the links are broken/linked to the wrong fic -smut is marked with **

please reblog to spread!

part 2 part 3 part 4

5 times Midoriya called All Might ‘Dad’ by accident,and the one time he meant it - 5.k,single chapter author(s): Hittinmiss fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): N/A

"Hey Dad, can you help me with this question?"

Accidents happen, but wow this is embarrassing - 1.6k, single chapter author(s): Lillabelle fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto

Nothing ruins a happy moment like accidentally destroying your boyfriends hair.

Affection - 625, single chapter author(s): naru_writes fandom(s): Naruto pairing(s): Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto

It's not unusual for Sasuke to become affectionate when they're alone, but the pet names are new.

Affectionate - 2.5k, single chapter author(s): Sevi007 fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): N/A

Toshinori starts to show affection very easily around his students. The reactions he gets for that are not quite the ones he had anticipated - well, not all of them, at least.

A Glass of Water (Cause you’re so thirsty) - 3k, single chapter author(s): Squantooooo (ColdToTheBone) fandom(s): Lego Elves: Secrets of Elvendale pairing(s): Tidus Stormsurfer/Farran Leafshade

Tidus can't sleep, but this time it's not a bad thing.

A Heart Full of Knots - 2.1k, single chapter author(s): bibilittlebutterfly (JMarieAllenPoe) fandom(S): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(S): Midoriya Inko/Yagi Toshinori

Hey, Midoriya! What’s up with your tie?” "I just never learned."

Even though she lacks the skill for it, Inko always knots the neckties for her loved ones with a smile on her face and love in her fingertips.

In which Inko has a realization on the eve of her birthday and Izuku cherishes his mom.

An afternoon with Shinsou - 3.7k, single chapter author(s): CloversDreams fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Kaminari Denki/Kirishima Eijirou

Izuku, Katsuki, and Shouto spend time with Shinsou after school, meow.

An Unexpected Homecoming - 130.9k, multi-chapter, complete author(s): Chrononautical fandom(s): Naruto pairing(s): Namikaze Minato/Uzumaki Kushina, Hatake Kakashi/Namikaze Minato

The Reaper dies and those who were sealed alive are released.

Alphabetical Order - 2.2k, single chapter author(s): vernajast fandom(s): Naruto pairing(s): Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto

Naruto had thought this would end with high school. He'd thought he wanted it to end. Now that they were graduating, he wasn't so sure.

An Unexpected Gift - 1.4k, single chapter author(s): Miah_Kat fandom(s): Naruto pairing(s): Haruno Sakura/Uzumaki Naruto

'A gift. From Sakura-chan. To me' Mouth agape, he stared at it in wonder, asking naïvely, "What's this?" Her sweet laugh and amused tone convinced him even more than her words, "Your Christmas present, baka..."

Naruto is stuck in the hospital-on Christmas! Can a surprise visit from a special kunoichi help cheer him up?

a riddle to guess if you can - 1.7k, single chapter author(s): PitViperOfDoom fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): N/A

All-Might has a few things he would like to get off his chest.

Beacons and anchors - 2.6k, single chapter author(s): Melie fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): Amajiki Tamaki/Toogata Mirio

(Manga SPOILERS up to and including Chapter 152)

Tamaki isn't really good with change, and when his third year in U.A. throws his whole life upside down, he tries to hold on to whatever he can with all his might.

Tamaki isn't really good with change, but that will have to change too.

Because You Are Here - 963, single chapter author(s): sheepheadfred fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): N/A

an alternate scene from after the AFO fight

beginnings - 903, single chapter author(s): watchmyback fandom(s): Naruto pairing(s): Haruno Sakura/Uzumaki Naruto

"what kind of hokage would I be if I can’t even serve the top medic quality ramen?" // (of old beginnings and new ones)

Blush - 1.3k, single chapter author(s): tetskuroo fandom(s): Haikyuu!! pairing(s): Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio

Kageyama can't stop blushing and it's all Hinata's fault.

buyer’s remorse - 4.2k, single chapter author(s): ruche fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku

Katsuki has some strange ways of expressing affection, but he’s got nothing on Izuku in that regard. Fucking nerd.

Call - 1.4k, single chapter author(s): Clarobell fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): N/A

When the phone jolted him from a dreamless sleep, Toshinori cursed softly and answered without looking at the caller ID. Dread coiled around his heart. It was the wee hours of the morning and only bad news came from phone calls at that time.

call me, beep me - 85.5k, multi-chapter, complete author(s): orphan_account fandom(s): Voltron: Legendary Defender pairing(s): Kieth/Lance (Voltron)

(00:31) Do you think she gave me the wrong number on purpose? (00:31) Or was it a genuine mistake? (00:32) Like maybe she writes funny and I misread it? (00:32) Some of the numbers do look a little dodgy... (00:33) Cause, you know, her threes could very easily be poorly formed eights? And maybe she writes her sevens like her ones? (00:45) What (00:46) The (00:46) Fuck??? (00:47) Oh good, you are awake!

where lance messages the wrong number and things kind of snowball from there

Call Me Your Friend - 5.7k, single chapter author(s): GhostlyGoddess2010 fandom(s): Naruto pairing(s): Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto

Sasuke and Naruto establish a relationship before Sasuke leaves the village and manage to maintain it in the events that follow.

Casa Bakugou - 2.6k, single chapter author(s): ClovesDreams fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto

"She-" Katsuki furrowed his brow with a frown and avoided looking at either of them. "She wants you guys to come to dinner."

Izuku jumped. "R-really?"

Katsuki rubbed the back of his neck slowly. "Yeah. She hasn’t seen you in goddamn years, Deku. And she hasn’t ever met Halfie so..." His words trailed off.

"So she wants to meet your boyfriends since you've been spending more time over at our places than at home lately." Shouto finally understood.

Chocolate Day - 4.8k, single chapter author(s): CloversDreams fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto

Everyone is class 1-A settled down when they saw Mr. Aizawa enter the room with his usual exhausted expression on his face. He looked at their cheery, expectant faces and sighed loudly as he said, "The school has officially made a decision regarding Valentine's Day and White Day this year."

There was silence as most of the class leaned forward in their seats as they stared at him and waited to hear what he would say next. This was either going to be good news or bad news, and they had all braced themselves for it either way.

"In lieu of celebrating both there will be a single 'Chocolate Day' where everyone can exchange chocolates and such. Though why it wasn’t canceled completely after last year's debacle is completely beyond me." Mr. Aizawa shook his head as he spoke. The whole class started to cheer loudly.

Civil Reflection - 1.1k, single chapter author(s): Ikuni Hattori fandom(s): Naruto pairing(s): Haruno Sakura/Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto

Sakura has a secret admirer. Naruto and Sasuke don't like that. There is a bet.

Colds & Cuddles - 1.6k, single chapter author(s): Miah_Kat fandom(s): Naruto pairing(s): Haruno Sakura/Uzumaki Naruto

Uzumaki Naruto is facing something he's never had in his life before now; a cold! Can his favorite cherry-blossom medic save him from this accursed fate?...Or at least make him feel better with a little TLC?

Cookie Chemistry - 1.6k, single chapter author(s): meriberries fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s):Baku Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou

Bakugou snorts derisively. “This is fucking stupid,” he declares. “I’ll show you fucks that I can bake better than any of you.”

“It’s not a competition!”

did you miss me? - 2.2k, single chapter author(s): teutonix fandom(s): Bungou Stray Dogs pairing(s): Dazai Osamu/Nakajima Atsushi

When a rising criminal organization manages to capture Atsushi through sheer luck, Dazai doesn’t exactly wait for the Armed Detective Company to come up with an official response. He is an ex-Port Mafia member, after all, and he knows every method of torture in the book.

Don’t worry - 2.8k, single chapter author(s): Sevi007 fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): N/A

Toshinori tries go get some much needed sleep, and Izuku is more than determined to watch over his sleeping mentor.

(Where nightmares never really lose their terror, pro hero or not, and a student would do everything to keep his mentor save.)

fairytales & tea - 2.3k, single chapter author(s): goldflower fandom(s): Haikyuu!! pairing(s): Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio

Kageyama’s too tall for the Hinata family - he almost hits his head on the ceiling of the treehouse, fairy lights (not on) tickling his hair - but then Hinata’s fingers are tangling with his and the backs of their hands are bumping together and Kageyama’s not thinking about anything other than that anymore.

Father’s Day - 2.6k, single chapter author(s): Fallende fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): N/A

“T-this is for you!” His successor says. "For me?" Toshinori Yagi asks. "What's the occasion?" "No occasion!" The boy insists. It's a lie.

Feelings that follow Rebirth - series, ongoing author(s): PandoraAbyss fandom(s): Katekyou Hitman Reborn!, Naruto pairing(s): Hibari Kyouya/Sawada Tsunayoshi, Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto, Gokudera Hayato/Yamamoto Takeshi

Naruto and Sasuke have died, and moved on to the next life. However, they have a wish they need to be fulfilled. To be happy together, even if it's in another life. Hundreds of years later, the sun and moon meet under the names Hibari and Tsuna.

Feels Like Home - 1.2k, single chapter author(s): naru_writes fandom(s): Naruto pairing(s): Haruno Sakura/Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto, Haru Sakura/Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura/Uzumaki Naruto

Sasuke can't sleep, so he sets out to find help

Flourish - 23.8k, multi-chapter, ongoing author(s): wildcrisis fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): N/A

Aizawa Shouta would go on to become many things in life. A recognized Pro-Hero. One of the best instructors U.A. had ever seen. Friend and ally to the Number 1 Hero in the world.

But, none of those titles fit as well as his favorite.

Father.

Fluttery Feeling - 2.7k, single chapter author(s): moonlightsOnata fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto

Love…I’m in love with him?' The thought caused Midoriya’s smiling face to come to mind and Shouto groaned. 'I’m so fucked.' In which Shouto becomes aware of his feelings and fails to keep them quiet. Fluff happens.

forever in my mind - 641, multi-chapter, ongoing author(s): michellejones fandom(s): Naruto pairing(s): Haruno Sakura/Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto

a picture of team seven, where they all end up together.

freedom ring - 1.6k, single chapter author(s): multifascinate (lockiest) fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): Midoriya Inko/Yagi Toshinori, Midoriya Izuku & Yagi Toshinori

Toshinori considers trying to get Izuku to be quiet so that he doesn’t ruin the surprise Izuku desperately wants to give but Izuku’s smiling face makes Toshinori relax and let it go. His son is having fun in the darkness waiting to surprise his mother with a truly terrible attempt at a birthday celebration.

Gift of Acceptance - 2.7k, single chapter author(s): Sevi007 fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): N/A

All Might has always been Shouto's favorite hero, but it's not like he could have shown it- not with Endeavor being his father.

Once Izuku finds out that his friend has never even owned one piece of merchandise of the Symbol of Piece, he decides to change that.

Halloween Prep - 620, single chapter author(s): naru_writes fandom(s): Naruto pairing(s): Haruno Sakura/Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto

Naruto," Sakura interrupts the blonde mid word-vomit, standing behind him as he sits at the kitchen table scrolling through various shopping websites to find the best costumes and decorations. Sasuke sits across from him and just drinks his tea, but he hides his fond expression behind his cup. Sakura runs her fingers through Naruto's hair. "Sweetie, we're only 8 days into August."

Happy birthday, Izuku! - 4k, single chapter author(s): CloversDreams fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto

Izuku's 20th birthday is low key just like he wanted it to be.

Hauntung Memories - 1.3k, single chapter author(s): messina101 fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto

Todoroki often has nightmares, but it's okay because Midoriya and Bakugou are by his side.

Heatstroke. - 7k, single chapter author(s): RussianSunflower3 fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia paiting(s): N/A

Kirishima's quirk might be effective against the heat, but that's unfortunately only when it's activated. Other times, he's a little... Vulnerable in the heat. When he starts showing symptoms of heat exhaustion, it becomes a whole Class 1-A concern.

holding hands and silent kisses - 1.8k, single chapter author(s): pwoutagonist fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto

cute canoodles and gentle kisses for my fav boku no hero boys!

I Believe in a Thing Called Love - 2.4k, single chapter author(s): capirony fandom(s): Haikyuu!! pairing(s): Hinata Shouyou

"Kageyama Tobio isn't huge on the whole love thing and frankly he doesn't know why. He's only felt a strong urge like "that" once before, but never something he'd describe as love. It's hard to think of and it makes him light headed just imagining what it could be like. It wasn't for him, to say the least."

I Choose You - 628, single chapter author(s): CharlieWritesDrabbles fandom(s): Naruto pairing(s): Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto

All Naruto wants to do is explore the place they've lived in for their entire lives. It's easy to not be a tourist when you're too busy living. But the boy's determined, and his boyfriend is a pushover. Sometimes.

**if it’s good for you (let me know) - 1.6k, multi-chapter, ongoing author(s): Avocadodont fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): Amajiki Tamaki/Toogata Mirio

Tamaki can no longer fight off his desires, but needs Mirio to fufill them.

If we’re fucking I call Mattsun - 29.7k, multi-chapter, ongoing author(s): writing_loser, pottermisfits fandom(s): Haikyuu!! pairing(s): Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio, Haiba Lev/Yaku Morisuke, Sawamura Daichi/Sugawara Koushi, Azumane Asahi/Nishinoya Yuu, Kyoutani Kentarou/Yahaba Shigeru, Ennoshita Chikara/Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou/Kuroo Tetsuro/Tsukishima Kei, Hanamaki Takahiro/Matsukawa Issei, Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Kozume Kenma/Yamaguchi Tadashi, Daishou Suguru/Terushima Yuuji, Misaki Hana/Shirofuku Yukie, Kinoshita Hisashi/Narita Kazuhito, Tendou Satori/Ushijima Wakatoshi, Shimizu Kiyoko/Yachi Hitoka, Kindaichi Yuutaro/Kunimi Akira, Fukunaga Shouhei/Shibayama Yuuki

Snek: Miya truth or dare

ohmiyaohmiya: Truth of course

Snek: Kinks ??¿¿??¿

ohmiyaohmiya: Does weird leg attractions count

tetsubro: Yaku has a weird leg attraction

motheryaku: SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH YOU POLY PRICK

I’ll Carry You Home - 2.7k, single chapter author(s): Renesvetta fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): N/A

While training with All Might, it wasn’t uncommon for Izuku to be so exhausted at the end of the day that he unwittingly fell asleep without regard for where he was. It consequently became part of All Might’s routine to help his young protégé home. During that time, Izuku may have let loose more than one sleepy confession towards his mentor.

I’ll Carry You - 701, single chapter author(s): naru_writes fandom(s): Naruto pairing(s): Haruno Sakura/Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto

I'll just rest my eyes for a bit, Sakura tells herself, slowly petting the now sleeping kitten, and then I'll start on dinner.

I met you in the dark (you lit me up) - 2.9k, single chapter author(s): Flightless_Bird fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto

"There were hardly four inches between them and the backs of their hands brushed once in a while. Shouto let his imagination get the better of him for just one moment. He pictured himself taking up those four inches between them, their hands maybe at his waist, his winding in Izuku's hair or maybe running down Katsuki's chest."

Impressions - 3.9k, single chapter author(s): furihatachlookie fandom(s): Boku noHero Academia pairing(s): Amajiki Tamaki/Toogata Mirio

A brief look into their friendship from the sidelines, and their relationship with each other.

Insecurity - 1.3k, single chapter author(s): Bluekit fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto

Todoroki notices that Izuku has been distant all day and gets to the bottom of it.

In Transit - 241, single chapter author(s): AsaDelCesar fandom(S): Yuri!!! On Ice pairing(s): Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov

Why resting against Yuri's shoulder in a cramped, narrow economy seat is so much more comfortable than any business class seat Victor's ever been on.

it’s just you and me - 1.1k, single chapter author(s): murakamism (VintageHandle) fandom(s): Haikyuu!! pairing(s): Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio

“Hmm?” Hinata hums, tilting his head up to look at Kageyama. There’s a thin, wide smile still on his lips. Kageyama bends down, curls his hands into Hinata’s collar, and kisses him on the mouth.

leave it to the breeze - 81.4k, single chapter author(s): hattalove fandom(s): One Direction pairing(s): Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan/Zayn Malik

Louis couldn’t be prouder of his bake, but there’s something—there’s something. Something about Harry Styles and the earnest way he measures, pours, mixes, scrapes. Something about the tip of his tongue poking out of his mouth as he knocks the air out of his batter.

or a great british bake off au in which louis cares about winning and winning only, harry is made of sunshine and rainbow sprinkles, and niall sticks his nose into other people's business. also featuring liam as louis's best friend-slash-concerned mother, and zayn as a macaron connoisseur.

Look at Yourself - 588, single chapter author(s): Billieonymous fandom(s): Ao no Exorcist pairing(s): Okumura Rin/Suguro “Bon” Ryuuji

Bon finds out Rin hasn't actually seen himself in the mirror since awakening. He then sets out to fix that.

Midnight snack - 710, single chapter author(s): CloversDreams fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto

Izuku gets back late from his ice cream run.

Morning Bombshell - 847, single chapter author(s): citrusprince fandom(s): Haikyuu!! pairing(s): Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio

It's Kageyama and Hinata's one year anniversary, and let's just say that Kageyama isn't very prepared for what he wakes up to.

new love - 218, single chapter author(s): seijohkids fandom(s): Haikyuu!! pairing(s): Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio

no one expects the softness of it

or: kags and hina are gross

Nice Legs, Daisy Deku - 4.8k, multi-chapter, complete author(s): nanasuoka fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto

"It’s fine,” Izuku says, smiling lightly. “Next time, though, just try and keep it in your plants.”

Shouto really, really wants to die.

No Homo - 411, single chapter author(s): kate882 fandom(s): Ao no Exorcist pairing(s): Okumura Rin/Shima Renzou

Rin and Shima thought everyone knew they were dating. That was not the case.

Nothing Relieves a Migraine Like Some Tooth-Rotting Fluff - 793, single chapter author(s): deathrayofgay fandom(s): Haikyuu!! pairing(s): Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio

Kags is suffering from one of his many incapacitating migraines and his wonderful perfect boyfriend Hinata looks after him

Official Business - 1.9k, single chapter author(s): shmulia fandom(s): Naruto pairing(s): Haruno Sakura/Uzumaki Naruto

Being the Hokage can be dull. Luckily for Naruto, he has a wonderful distraction in the shape of his girlfriend - that is, when she isn't bringing him bad news...

open season - series, ongoing author(s): sazzafraz fandom(s): Naruto pairing(s): Haruno Sakura/Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto

The way Sasuke comes home is less myth and more devastatingly embarrassing happenstance.

Our Symbol of Hope - series, ongoing fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia author(s): maki_n_cheese pairing(s): Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Midoriya Inko/Yagi Toshinori

“Is that… Is that a child?” Shouto asked, taking a shocked step backwards, afraid to hurt the small, fragile, person. “Um… Yeah.”

Paper Cranes and Paper Wishes - 3.7k, single chapter author(s): kiyoyachi fandom(s): Haikyuu!! pairing(s): Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio

Hinata and Kageyama were supposed to go out on a date however Natsu's babysitter cancels last minute, leaving only Hinata available to watch over the 6 year old. Kageyama surprises him by showing up at Hinata's doorstep, in an attempt to make up for lost time. Of course Natsu won't leave the two of them alone.

Peaceful sleep - 2k, single chapter author(s): Sevi007 fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): N/A

It had become common at some point, the nights where one of them can't sleep, and the other is there for him. Those are the peaceful hours they get together, knowing that they're both here, they are alright, and it's going to be okay. (And All Might is still Izuku's pillar to turn to, no matter what.)

please let this fandom stay cute and pure like this fanfiction - 491, single chapter author(s): katasaurus_rex fandom(s): Lego Elves: Secrets of Elvendale pairing(s): Cronan Darkroot/Farren Leafshade

pretty much just smol elf boys cuddling

AKA Farran just wants affection from his boyfriend in the middle of the night

Policy of Non-Interference - 47.7k, multi-chapter, ongoing author(s): Risahn fandom(s): Naruto pairing(s): Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto

Sarada wasn't stupid. She rarely ever saw her father, and even when she did she had to fight back her tears of righteous fury at his persistent absence. No, she didn't think he'd ever be a part of what she considers to be her family. So when she starts to see him more often, and when she starts to see him defrost from the stoic man he is around her mom... well, all Sarada knows is that it'd be stupid to ignore her feelings on the matter. And she's not stupid.

aka Sarada could be great if she wasn't a female character created by Kishimoto

**Possession - 5k, single chapter author(s): Kestrel_sama fandom(s): Ao no Exorcist pairing(s): Okumura Rin/Suguro “Bon” Ryuuji

While on a mission, Rin finds that he can't resist the strange urges he's been having around Suguro, and his deeper desires begin to exert themselves. Little does he know, demons need to take mates...and even the son of Satan isn't immune to such biological urges. Lucky for him Suguro shows up at the right time and place...maybe not so lucky for Suguro though.

promises - 879, single chapter author(s): watchmyback fandom(s): Naruto pairing(s): Haruno Sakura/Uzumaki

"it was rare that she and naruto were so gentle with one another; they often spoke in a language of shoves and pokes and punches” // (sakura's pov of naruto's battle with orochimaru)

Pumpkin Fuckers - 3.6k, multi-chapter, ongoing author(s): earthforever fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s):  Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou, Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Asui Tsuyu/Uraraka Ochako, Kaminari Denki/Sero Hanta/Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou, Jirou Kyouka/Yaoyorozu Momo, Shouji Mezou/Tokoyami Fumikage, Ojirou Mashirao/Shinsou Hitoshi, Aoyama Yuuga/Monoma Neito

Sequel to my previous fic, Whom Else in This Chat Gay

Reading Troubles - 2.4k, single chapter author(s): PresidentGuppy fandom(s): Ao no Exorcist pairing(s): Okumura Rin/Suguro “Bon” Ryuuji

Rin Okumura was probably the most aggravating person Ryuji had ever met, because it's not for the first time during class does Rin point blank refuse to read.

Send Endeavor to the Shadow Realm - series, ongoing author(s): PitViperOfDoom fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto

Todoroki Enji is the worst and Midoriya finds ways to let people know it.

Sense to Protect - 2.3k, single chapter author(s): GuardianLioness fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): N/A

Toshinori knows better than to ignore his battle instincts, even if they activate when it seems completely safe.

Seven Days - 6.8k, single chapter author(s): CloversDreams fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto

Izuku has to go overseas for a week. How will his boyfriends react? How will they spend their time without him?

Shouyou’s Magnificent Underwear - 2.3k, single chapter author(s): NLo8 fandom(s): Haikyuu!! pairing(s): Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio

Hinata Shouyou has a magnificent (and magnificent truly is the word) taste in underwear.

Now, you may be expecting 'kinky' things such as thongs and tight underwear. Perhaps made of mesh or satin, but no. This underwear is magnificent in a completely different way...

Souvenir - 1.4k, single chapter author(s): Blue_The_Yellow_Cat_Dragon fandom(s): Haikyuu!! pairing(s): Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio

Kageyama was away on a trip, and Hinata missed him. A lot.

Spoken with Love - 3.4k, single chapter author(s): Sevi007 fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): N/A

Sometimes it's only a little thing that makes us realize what we already knew deep down, but couldn't put into words.

For Toshinori, it's a quiet evening, a study session with his student and a not so foreign language.

Spoonful of Sugar - 591, single chapter author(s): odoridango fandom(s): Haikyuu!! pairing(s): Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio

Hinata wonders if Kageyama likes sweets. He does the sensible thing to get his answer: he asks Kageyama.

Star Children - 4.9k, single chapter author(s): Blacknovelist55 fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): N/A

If there's one thing Yagi Toshinori is not good at in any way, it's saying "no" to his students.

Stay today, Stay forever - 1k, single chapter author(s): soulstring fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): Kirishima Eijirou/Midoriya Izuku

Counting Izuku's freckles proves to be a hard feat for Kirishima Eijirou. There are too many distractors; pouty lips, lots of kisses, and after two years of dating, turning that task into a 24/7 job is something he's considered.

Stormborn - 136.3k, multi-chapter, complete author(s): blackkat fandom(s): Naruto pairing(s): Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto, Nara Shikamaru/Yamanaka Ino, Haruno Sakura/Rock Lee, Slight Jiraiya/Orochimaru, Slight Kakashi/Obito

Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. There's a voice on the wind and another lifetime in his head, and it’s time for Uzushio’s Storm God to rise once more.

(The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it’s time to call her people home.)

Sunny Afternoon - 835, single chapter author(s): TheCrowMaiden fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): N/A

With the help of Iida and Uraraka and under the guise of "physical therapy", Midoriya and All Might play a game of catch.

Sunstruck - 1.9k, single chapter author(s): radicalbats fandom(s): Haikyuu!! pairing(s): Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio

"Leave it to a seagull to act uncivilized."

Sway - 1.5k, single chapter author(s): cal1brations fandom(s): Ao no Exorcist pairing(s): Okumura Rin/Suguro “Bon” Ryuuji

After all, it's not like tails are a regular appendage on the human body. Rin and Suguro handle things pretty well.

Sweater Weather - 1.1k, single chapter author(s): hmkwhyher fandom(s): Haikyuu!! pairing(s): Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio

Because Hinata really likes stealing his sweatshirts and Kageyama can't tell him no.

Tears Fall Like Volleyballs - 26.8k, multi-chapter, ongoing author(s): NeverFearToDream fandom(s): Haikyuu!! pairing(s): Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio, Hinata Shouyou/OC, Sawamura Daichi/Sugawara Koushi, Tsukishima Kei/Yamaguchi Tadashi, Azumane Asahi/Nishinoya Yuu

WARNINGS: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Transphobic and Homophobic Language

A ghost from Hinata's past comes back to haunt him unexpectedly. Scared and unable to handle the shock of seeing someone who hurt him so badly again, unable to play against him, Hinata runs. He abandons his team without warning right before a game, hoping that his team will understand.

But when he refuses to explain himself, they are far from understanding.

-----------OR----------

The one where Hinata can't talk about his past, and it makes him lose everything he loves.

That One Time Rin Aced Recitation or How to Speak Latin Without Really Trying - 1.7k, single chapter author(s): Adoxerella fandom(s): Ao no Exorcist pairing(s): Okumura Rin/Suguro “Bon” Ryuuji

Rin has a hard time with a lot of his Cram School classes, but at least once he found out growing up in a monastery gave him an advantage

The best cure - 4.7k, single chapter author(s): Sevi007 fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): N/A

Two boys in very similar situations, though years apart, learn that good company and some ice-cream can be the best cure to both boredom and injuries.

The King’s Kryptonite - 1.7k, single chapter author(s): foursidedjade (ShisoLoveli) fandom(s): Haikyuu!! pairing(s): Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio

Kageyama and Hinata have just started dating.

Hinata invites Kageyama over for the first time.

Kageyama meets Natsu.

'Oh. My. God. Chibi Shouyou.'

Is Kageyama's first thought.

Before she steals his soul.

The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, the long-suffering jonin-sensei - 4.9k, single chapter author(s): FeelingsDusk fandom(s): Naruto pairing(s): Haruno Sakura/Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto

Kakashi is being trolled. He doesn’t know how that can be, but he knows with utmost certainty that he’s being trolled somehow.

OR

Kakashi gets saddled with the cheekiest little brats ever and wonders if it's too late to become a missing nin.

The Misadventures of Explodo-kill Agency - series, ongoing author(s): Erina fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku

Series of oneshots circling around Bakugou, Deku, All Might and the members of the #StopBakugouShitfits2k30 as they try to get through life without blowing up the city.

The Voltron Chat Fic No One Asked For - 19.2k, multi-chapter, ongoing author(s): fleep fandom(s): Voltron: Legendary Defender pairing(s): Kieth/Lance, Allura/Shiro

dont hunk with my heart: did u really photoshop ur face over a man in a chicken costume running from the police

keith is fine: thats pidge hunk pidge is the police

dont hunk with my heart: howd u make that so fast lance

mememachine: ive had this saved up for an occasion like this

Nobody asked for this

thoughts that we transpose - 926, single chapter author(s): celestialfics fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto

Midoriya brings Shouto flowers.

Time’s Up - 1.5k, single chapter author(s): Vaellynsis fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): N/A

“Five.” Izuku simply stated, while passing All Might in the halls of U.A. All Might acknowledged this, and replied almost automatically.

“One-twenty.” All Might responded. And with nods of affirmation, and no other words exchanged, they continued on.

Tout Donner - 923, single chapter author(s): atarashiishousetsuka fandom(s):Yuri!!! OnIce pairing(s): Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov

You are my everything. I will give you all of me.

truth be told i never was yours / / the fear of falling apart - 813, single chapter author(s): saisailove fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): N/A

Bakugou is drowning under the weight of guilt-it's his fault that All Might had to retire, that everything happened, that the world is in chaos, it's all his fault-

Toshinori Yagi takes the sobbing, guilt-ridden child into his arms and tries his best to comfort him.

two sided feeling - 14.3k, multi chapter, complete author(s): sunflowerfaun fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto

When Todoroki slips up and does something he would never do, it becomes a common practice between him and Midoriya. He didn't know it would end up like this.

UA’s Bring-Your-Parent-To-School-Day - 6.2k, single chapter author(s): Hittinmiss fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): N/A

It came as a complete surprise to the class when Aizawa announced that they were having a bring your parent to school day. But when Izuku's mother falls ill on the morning of it, who is he supposed to take with him?

United We Stand, Divided We Fall - series, ongoing author(s): CaptainKaruAndTheRedShirts fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): Midoriya Inko/Yagi Toshinori

He's always known who his father was, but now he must truly deal with what it means to be "The Son Of All Might". (All Might is Izuku's Biological Dad AU)

Uzumaki Naruto’s Day Off - 7.7k, single chapter author(s): mimi-force fandom(s): Naruto pairing(s): Haruno Sakura/Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto

Naruto pretends to be sick to skip school and spend his day with the two most important people in his life.

Voltron Group Chat - 51.3k, multi-chapter, ongoing author(s): YouMayKnowMeAsAngel fandom(s): Voltron: Legendary Defender pairing(s):Kieth/Lance, Allura/Shiro

Allura reboots the old paladin group chat. She'll come to regret this decision.

what angel wakes me from my flow’ry bed? - 1.3k, single chapter author(s): jingsino fandom(s): Yuri!!! On Ice pairing(s): Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov

Up this close, Yuuri can see each of Viktor’s light eyelashes, how some cross over or are a bit more curled than the others. He wants to kiss the faint wrinkles until they’ve smoothed over temporarily, feel the strong muscles from years of practice beneath his skin. He wants to spend an eternity exploring Viktor, learning the little things that make him so perfect to Yuuri.

He’s so in love.

Whispered Words - 1.7k, single chapter author(s): bnhafanfiction, Mellyzkin fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou

Katsuki doesn't know how to have fun during summer, so Eijirou has to remind him what carnivals are for.

Whom else in this chat is gay - 19.5k, multi-chapter, complete author(s): earthforever fandom(s): Boku no Hero Aademia pairing(s): Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou, Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Asui Tsuyu/Uraraka Ochako, Kaminari Denki/Sero Hanta/Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou, Jirou Kyouka/Yaoyorozu Momo, Shouji Mezou/Tokoyami Fumikage, Ojirou Mashirao/Shinsou Hitoshi, Aoyama Yuuga/Monoma Neito

Iida creates a group chat for "classroom related things only" but of course the rest ignore him completely

previously named class 1-a chat

Yes, They’re All Safe - 4.6k, multi-chapter, complete author(s): teaandtumblr fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku

Villains have entered UA grounds and are disposed of just as quickly, but that doesn't mean a headcount of the students doesn't need to be done. Toshinori would admit, he wasn't quiteprepared for what he found in Bakugou Katsuki's room.

Yesterday Upon The Stair - 154.4k, multi-chapter, ongoing author(s): PitViperOfDoom fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): N/A

Midoriya Izuku has always been written off as weird. As if it's not bad enough to be the quirkless weakling, he has to be the weird quirkless weakling on top of it.

But truthfully, the "weird" part is the only part that's accurate. He's determined not to be a weakling, and in spite of what it says on paper, he's not actually quirkless. Even before meeting All-Might and taking on the power of One For All, Izuku isn't quirkless.

Not that anyone would believe it if he told them.

You Keep Me - series, ongoing author(s): Munchin_Munchkin fandom(s): Boku no Hero Academia pairing(s): Kirishima Eijirou/Midoriya Izuku

They were kind and neatly written words that sat just to the right a little passed his neck before it curled further onto his right shoulder almost hugging it like an arm thrown over to hold him close. She watched as realization and tears filled his eyes when turned back to her. A small whisper escaped the hesitant smile pulling at his lips. "Mama?"

Inko looked at her precious son, who has already gone through so much in his five years of life. Her shiny eyes matched his as a much bigger smile broke out onto her face.

"You have a soulmate, Izuku."

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"Does that mean your soul mate is All Might?" The young beak-nosed boy asked his friend when the bold green letters appeared on his left calf as they climbed the jungle gym. Eijirou looked up from his leg at his friend. Black hair falling into his red eyes for a moment before grinning a sharp, gap-toothed smile.

"It's not All Might." Anyone who knew anything knew that All Might didn't have a soulmate mark. "But I bet they're cooler!"

you’ll never know dear (how much i love you) - 1.2k, single chapter author(s): MissSpock fandom(s): Yuri!!! On Ice pairing(s): Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov

“I didn’t think I’d ever meet you.”

Harsh lights and loud music is replaced by a warm, yellow glow radiating through paper lampshades. Even here, so high up in the darkened sky, the bustle of Barcelona below can still be heard, the pleasant, vibrant hum of the city deceptively ordinary. Suits are thrown haphazardly over carefully laid costumes, left to wrinkle throughout the night, and the smell of alcohol and victory is replaced by hotel shampoo and minty toothpaste as they crawl into bed, exhausted but together at the end of the journey. Victor’s arms are wound gently around Yuuri’s waist, chest pressed against his back, chin resting against the mop of messy black hair.

Yuuri opens his eyes, already half-asleep, and blinks blearily. “Hmm?”

(In which there is pillow talk and everything is soft)