#Kungo Lao x reader

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The Kombat Krew Drunk;

What a time for me to be back. Shang Tsung is there, and he has a piece of gear called ‘Ermac in a bottle’. And now the song by Christina Aguilera is stuck in my head. Someone please illustrate Ermac in a bottle. I swear I will explain my absence/answer messages and asks tomorrow! But here, have some quick HC’s about the Krew as drunks. Which was requested. At some point!  Warnings; Mentions of Alchohol, swearing, a little NSFW so below cut just in case. Kano.  Ermac is NOT paired with the reader. Just wanted to add them in! So no pairing for Ermac. Sorry guys. 

·         Kabal; He’s a hot mess when drunk. Slurs his words a lot and sways a little. It can go one of two ways with him though. He’s either extremely happy, like every song is his jam and he loves everyone. Or, cocky and over confident, in which he will do some stupid shit. Like offer to arm wrestle Tremor. He’s fun either way! Sambuca messes him up though. Don’t let him drink the hot mess liquid.  He will pick you up, literally pick you up, sling you over his shoulder and be like ‘WE NEED TO DANCE Y/N this song is my jam. I know every song that’s been on has been. But this song, is my jam.’

·         Erron Black; He’s a very confident drunk. Very suave, very gentlemen like and always in control. This ain’t his first rodeo, he knows how to handle his alcohol and how to behave when intoxicated. His tongue becomes a little looser and he does soften up though. He becomes a little more cuddlier. Will have you in his lap and will be whispering sweet things in your ear, slowly become a little louder.

·         Ermac; ‘We do not wish to partake in this. We think it is for best’ Ermac can go either way... Why? Because ten thousand people all invited to a party in them. Literally. TEN THOUSAND FUCKING SOULS. A few parts of them, want them to do something stupid like paint themselves blue. Another part is like, ‘ ‘We need to go to sleep now, we need to drink some water, and pray we are not hung-over tomorrow’  Another part is just crying and being emotional, because they misses people they can’t even remember, spouses and pets they never remembered having. And another part, wants to give Kitana advice on her dating situation. So yeah. Mixed up drunk that can go in any direction. Kotal is just watching amazed, as they switch up from being happy, to sad, to energetic, to sleepy, in the space of a few seconds. Erron is confused as fuck to what in seven hells is going on.  

·         Hanzo Hasashi (Scorpion); Both Hanzo and his Scorpion side, cannot handle their spirits. Vodka will fuck him up. He becomes a lot more softer, open and more relaxed. He can semi-handle his alcohol. But sometimes, if the merriment is right, will over-do it. As mentioned, previously. Admits to liking being the little spoon. He’ll also laugh randomly at a joke he just remembered, then forget to tell it. Then laugh at it again. He’ll often just cuddle you, snore a little and then occasionally murmur in his sleep when you finally get him to bed.

·         Sub-Zero (Kuai Liang); He doesn’t drink often. One, because his body is a temple. Two, he likes to be in control. Three, he cannot handle his liquor very well. Bo-Rai-Cho once broke out a bottle of Wine, older than Sub, Bi-Han, Hanzo and Johnny combined, which fucked the Grandmaster up. He was tit over arse. He becomes a little more smiley and open. He’ll even, wait for this, hold your hand in public. Jesus Christ. What an unsightly and ungodly thing to do. But seriously, he just becomes a little softer and sweeter. His ears and tip of his nose also have a slight pink hue.

·         Baraka; When you decide to have a drink with him, your intentions was to never get him drunk. The Tarkatan can handle his booze very well… that is, until, you introduce him to alcopops. They taste like juice to him, so much so, he thinks he’s merely drinking juice… so after a crate and a half, he’s on his ARSE. He feels awfully weird, he’s never felt like this before. What is occurring? Why is there two of you? have the humans poisoned him? He admits to having a soft spot for humans at the mere thought of that. So, he knows they won’t have. He will go on to admit, that you are the reason for that soft spot.

·         Raiden; Can gods get drunk? No. But they do act a little bit looser. Not drunk merrier than anything else. Raiden will ask you everything and anything. Like, why do humans drink copious amounts at the weekend and not any other day? Why is Christmas called Christmas? Why are belly buttons weird? He wants to know everything, and his filter is gone. So, prepare for all the weird questions he’s kept hidden away.

·         Cassie Cage; She’s the type of person to think she’s been really quiet and sneaky coming home. When in fact, she woke you up before she got in the house. She is a really cute drunk to be fair. Will laugh at un-funny things, will make nachos at 2 in the morning, waking you up to ask if you want some. Will wash her and her clothes in the bath-tub, whilst wearing them, because that’s just a smart thing to do. You’re unsure how she got away with this when she lived with Sonya, but then realised, she didn’t and probably reserved going out till she was at her dads… because you know damn well, Johnny would find the funny side in it.

·         Kung Lao; Poor precious bean. He’s a bit of an awkward drunk. With the fact, he’s never been drunk before. You apologise and feel guilty but he’s swaying and being like it’s fine, it’s fine. This is fine. He just needs to eat. Not normal food no. He wants box cake mix and pop tarts. Not separate but together. You two are going on a drunk culinary adventure. He’s living his best life at the moment, not knowing how bad the hangover is going to get him tomorrow. Oh damn.

·         Bi-Han; Him getting drunk was an accident. He thought he could out-drink you, but then again, Pink Gin is the devil’s water. And now he is drunk. And he doesn’t know what to do. He’s not been drunk that many times before. He, like his brother, doesn’t like to drink a lot… but that doesn’t mean he cannot handle his liquor. Anyway, he downed the Devils water, drinking it as if it was juice. And now he’s falling over his words and his own feet.  He will use his powers indoors. There’re a few snowmen in the hall where you were drinking. He also suggests pranking his brother. He will pull you onto his lap, kiss your neck and start talking about the future. Apparently, you are either going to open a bakery, a bar or a café. In which you serve ice-cream. And the logo has a giraffe on it. You’re not sure what’s going on but it’s cute. He’ll laugh a little and admit that he loves you, more than he loves himself, which is unbelievable. Shooketh.

·         Kano; Pisses himself, runs into a mirror, headbutts a wall. Changes his name to Fucky McFuckface. Throws up. Puts six blow up dolls in the hot-tub, passes out on the lawn in front of his house. Pants half down, hairy arse half out. Mailman traumatised. Kano is worse than Bo-Rai-Cho when drunk.