#Kuboyaso x you

[dayquil-nyquil]

Hey there!! I’m so happy to see a new face so I hope you don’t mind if I request this:

May i get a Kusuo Saiki x AFAB!reader x Aren Kuboyaso where the reader is both a psychic and a badass?

Maybe the reader has to deal with arrogant Saiko one day and decides to teach him a lesson on why she doesn’t need a man to protect her?

Hopefully this was enough and I wish you both the best!! ^^

Your wish is my command @victory-is-here ! -Mod Dayquil

A New Disaster

Kusuo Saiki x AFAB!reader x Aren Kuboyaso Italicized: Saiki's own thoughts Bold: Saiki reading other people's thoughts Normal text: Saiki 'talking' with his classmates

Word Count: 2,194

The school was buzzing, much to Saiki's annoyance. Two new students in one day, nothing could be worse than that. He could hear all the thoughts from the other students incessantly and it made his head pound. What a bother.

His teacher, someone who never had a consistent design, (whether the mod just decided not to look it up is up for your interpretation) told everyone to take their seats. Saiki's body went stiff as a board as his two classmates entered. One had purple hair, a former thug, but at the moment Saiki couldn't care less about him. It was the girl by his side he was more entranced with. He couldn't read a thought going on in her head. His first instinct was to assume she was exactly like Nendō but he couldn't be too cautious with things like this. "My name is (L/n) (Y/n) please take care of me." She bowed and Kuboyaso followed suit. Saiki followed their movements and just by reading Kuboyaso's mind he knew he was a thug. However, he didn't expect to hear another voice speaking to Kuboyaso telepathically. It was soft, almost melodic:

"You did great Aren! Keep it up, okay!" The man flushed from his desk and Saiki's eyes widened. Did the man know about psychics? Was the new girl influencing him in some way? He turned to face you next, the mysterious girl whose thoughts he couldn't read. For the first time in his entire life, Kusuo Saiki was surprised.

He was surprised to see you sit down beside him. Since when was there an empty desk there? He knew he made sure none of the new classmates would sit by him... Just who was this girl? "Hello! It's nice to meet you, Saiki." You hummed with a wink that would turn a few heads if the world didn't revolve around Teruhashi. At least Saiki thinks so. Wait he didn't tell you his name... Could you read his mind but not the other way around? “Sorry, I saw you in the hallway earlier when your blue-haired friend called your name! I think his name was Kaidō! You're kind of hard to miss with the hair and the glasses." Impossible. He was a perfectly average person with perfectly average hair. He changed the world to make it that way after all. He would know! "You're the one with the weird hair." He stated, blank look never leaving his features, "It's...bland." Good, maybe an insult would get her to stop talking to him. But instead, you laughed, which caused more attention to be drawn to the both of you. Great. "Who does this guy think he is! Talking to my childhood friend like that. I should kick his ass for even talking with her! The bastard!"

Good grief. The reforming delinquent is another pervert just like Makoto Teruhashi.

Unlike Kokomi however, your pleasantness and kindness seemed to be genuine enough. "So Saiki, I have to ask." He watched the girl tilt her head to the side, a wicked smile spread across her features, "What's it like being a psychic? I find it fascinating." ~~~ From that day forward Saiki couldn't get rid of her or her dog Kuboyaso. The delinquent seemed keen on following the both of you everywhere. Saiki decided that until you chose to tell him the extent of your powers, he'd have to keep an eye on you and, in extent, the harem of people you've acquired. Good grief.

"Hm? Saiki." You looked over at him, eyes warm and inviting. How he wished he could read your mind. For all he knew you could be planning war crimes, "Do you think you could walk me home today? Aren is busy with an after-school club." "No. Go bother somebody else. Plus you're a psychic too, you don't need protection." "I'm a girl, Saiki! Psychic or not I'd rather not get harassed." You mumbled, pouting in a way he found painfully cute against his will. "Go ask Toritsuka." He watched your nose scrunch up and you shivered, "No thank you. That pervert can stay as far away from me as he can thank you. I'm trying to avoid creeps like him." "Nendō?" "You really don't to walk me home huh? Okay, what if I promise you that I'll answer all of your questions about my psychic abilities? No questions asked." "No way." "And a coffee jelly~" Saiki couldn't believe he was stuck walking you home. His precious time was being wasted like this, spending it with this bothersome girl. She was humming quietly to herself as they sat as his favorite coffee jelly place and against his better judgment Saiki spoke up, "When did you get your powers?" "When I was about twelve if I remember correctly." You tapped your finger against your chin. "It was my telekinesis I think, my mom wouldn't let me have any cookies before dinner. So I floated it over to me, my mom almost passed out!" You laughed, eyes crinkling at the edges. You were going to get smile lines. "How about you?" "None of your business."

"Yeesh tough crowd," The smile never fell from your lips.

"Why can't I read your mind? In turn, can you read mine?"

"I blocked you out as soon as I sensed the presence of another physic in the school. As for you, I can only read people's minds if they give me explicit permission. I don't like knowing others' personal business, it feels like an invasion of privacy." You frowned, drumming your nails on the table. "You can turn yours off? How?" "You mean you can't?"

He shook his head, in slight awe that you could do something he couldn't.

After all, he was the main character.

"I'm sorry...that must be terrible. If I knew how I did it I'd tell you in a heartbeat. Here take it," You held out your hand towards him, he recoiled at the idea of physical touch. Not that you touching him would be unpleasant, he just wasn't one for physical contact. "I'll turn off my blocking so you can read my mind." Saiki still didn't look thrilled and tensed when you took it upon yourself to grab his hand. "Hello Saiki, welcome to my thoughts!"

"You can turn it off..." "Aw, Saiki your curious expression is just too cute."

"You're too bold."

Saiki felt his cheeks begin to warm and his brows furrowed, no way she was making him blush. He made quick work of regulating his body temperature so it wouldn't show on his face but it seemed you'd already caught on. "Don't be embarrassed! Your pink cheeks would look just as adorable." You mentally teased as he glared at you, "I change my mind. Turn the blocking back on."

That caused you to toss your head back and let out a loud laugh, much to his displeasure. People started looking in both your directions. How was it you drew more attention than Kokomi? His annoyance was quickly forgotten however when the waitress brought over your coffee jellies. A blissful smile appeared on his face as the scent of his coffee jelly entered his nose and was placed in front of him. The rest of the meeting was spent in comfortable silence, well as silent as it could be for Saiki. He found himself growing more comfortable in your presence, however, he noticed you hadn't touched your jelly. If you didn't like it he'd eradicate you from existence.

"You're not eating." "Hm? Oh, I was just going to ask if you want mine? We eat early and my mom is an amazing cook-"

"Yes."

Another giggle. "Then it's all yours."

"Marry me."

"What?" Two voices intermixed with one another. Damn it, he had said that out loud. Your guard dog was standing at the entrance of the café and you were still staring at Saiki puzzled.

Good grief.

"What is wrong with you! You can't propose to her! She's way too young!" Kuboyaso practically growled, the veins on his face displaying his jealousy and anger. "You wanna fight, punk?"

"You can't have what's mine! She's my childhood sweetheart! You just met her! Back off, strawberry head!" Saiki sighed and looked at you for help, "Aren! You can't just yell at people and fight! What about your progress?" You stressed while standing up from the table. For some reason, he felt annoyed that Kuboyaso interrupted the two of you.

No. Could it be? Was he actually enjoying spending his precious time with you?

The realization hit him like a pound of bricks. He liked you.

He stilled the voices going quiet around him, as he drowned out you and Kuboyaso's argument. For the first time in his life, he actually found someone he wanted to be around, he wasn't about to let some purple-haired delinquent ruin that for him.

"She asked me to walk her home after you couldn't. She said she didn't feel safe walking home alone. I wanted to grab a bite to eat, I didn't know that would be a problem."

"It's a problem if you're stealing my crush, jerk!"

Saiki clicked his tongue and rolled his eyes. Before he could speak up, your grip on Kuboyaso's arm tightened. "Aren please, stop fighting. He's right I asked him. Sorry I didn't know it'd bother you."

The man flinched and adjusted his glasses on his face, "No I...if you didn't feel safe I shouldn't have questioned you. My apologies."

What a mood change. "It's alright. Would you like to join us?"

"No." "Yes." Saiki and Kuboyaso both stated before glaring at one another, well Saiki's look was more of a deadpan stare. You sighed softly and ordered a takeout container for your jelly. "How about this both of you can just walk me home them? Aren lives around me anyway. Plus, I'd like your company, Saiki."

When you smile like that how can either of the men say no? Easily, in fact, Saiki was just about to say it when he heard the chime of the bell. Without even having to look over at who it was, he knew it was Teruhashi by the way the men all turned. Guess he was stuck walking with you and the delinquent after all. The last thing he wanted was to get stuck listening to a confused and mad Teruhashi.

He also didn't want Kokomi to target you because you were close to him.

No one deserved that torture.

So the three of you walked. This time the silence was uncomfortable. Saiki wasn't talking out of spite and Kuboyaso wasn't talking because he was too focused on glaring at the Saiki. You were walking a little ways ahead, mind completely blocked so Saiki couldn't reach out to you, and that made him irrationally frustrated. To make it even worse Saiko just had to show up and make things worse for the trio. He had heard Teruhashi was spotted near the café you all were at and had to ask for her hand in marriage once more. That was until he caught a glimpse of you standing in front of the two people he deemed commoners.

How is this my life?

"Oh, who's this pretty little thing?" "None of your fucking business prick." "Aren!"

"He's not wrong." "Saiki!"

"Kusou."

"Huh?"

"Call me Kusou."

"Oh." You blinked in surprise, "You can't just be rude to people Kusou!" "Even if you can read their mind!"

"Ah, so the blocking is off again."

"Shut up!"

"Well, it doesn't matter. Whoever you are- how would you like to be my second wife hm?" Saiko hummed, "After my treasure Teruhashi, obviously, no one can compete with her." Saiki's eyes narrowed and looked about ready to pop the guy's head off but Aren held his hand out in front of him. "Heh, ya know doll and I aren't friends for no reason."

Ah, she's going to beat the shit out of him. This should be fun.

"Excuse me?"

"What? Did I say something wrong?"

"Uh obviously. I'm not second best to anybody thank you. Who even are you, bone head?"

"Bone head?! Watch who you're talking about you street urchin! I'm the richest man around here! I could ruin you in an instant!"

"Steet urchin!" You shrieked, "I guess money can't buy class nowadays then huh!"

"You tell him Doll."

Even Saiki had a small smile on his face, "Kick his ass."

"Already on it."

Your eyes flashed, and one second Saiko was towering over you, and the next you had flipped him over your shoulder and he landed on his back with a loud shout of pain.

"You altered his weight."

"Only a little Ku."

A wink was sent his way and you tossed your head back, "RUN!" You shouted grabbing both boys' hands and dashing away from the scene. There was a thrilling wild look in your eyes that both boys couldn't get enough of. It was like your eyes were a void and they were getting pulled into it whether they wanted to or not. You were just one more disaster to be added to the life of Saiki K.

[myhaikyuuacademia]

Maybe I don’t mind if it’s you | Saiki Kusuo x reader

Summary: Part of my Mistletoe Series where I write different characters with the same trope - Mistletoe Kiss! My favorite Holiday trope hehe Mistletoe Series Masterlist | Masterlist | Requests

Teruhashi had the brilliant idea to host a christmas get-together. You were sure it was just to get close to Saiki. You were even more sure of that when you arrived and saw a lot of mistletoes hanging around. And with a lot you mean A LOT. Everywhere you went, every room you visited, there was at least one mistletoe branch hanging somewhere. Sometimes a little hiden, sometimes plain obvious. Apart from you and Saiki, she had also invited the other people from your friendgroup, so Nendou, Kaidou, Kuboyaso, Mera, Yumehara and surprisingly Aiura. Well maybe she invited herself, you never knew with her. So far only you, Yumehara, Aiura and Saiki had arrived. You were pretty certain Kuboyasu, Kaidou and Nendou were going to arrive together later. It was a little awkward, mostly because Teruhashi and Aiura were ‘fighting’ over Saiki. Yumehara was only waiting for Kaidou to arrive and you were sitting next to her, hands in your lap, watching the almost comical scene of Teruhashi and Aiura arguing without Teruhashi wanting to explicitly state that she had what she thought was a crush on Saiki, who was standing close by eating coffee jelly. That was probably the only reason he wasn’t more bothered by what was going on. The doorbell rang and a sigh of relief escaped your mouth because that meant Teruhashi was forced to go get it and stop talking to Aiura. You stood up to walk over to the table where Saiki stood, almost finished with his coffee jelly. ‘‘If you weren’t a psychic, Teruhashi probably would have managed to get you under one of the mistletoes.’‘ You remarked as you grabbed a biscuit. ‘‘Probably.’‘

You turned around, leaning against the table and saw Teruhashi guiding the three, late boys into the living room where you all currently stayed. Greeting them with a short ‘‘hey’‘, you returned your attention to Saiki. ‘‘Why are you even here? I mean, you must’ve known what her plan was.’‘ Your eyes fell to the coffee jelly cup he was now placing on the table. Amused and with a smile on your lips you shook your head, ‘‘You’re so easily bribed.’‘ Before he could say something Teruhashi called him over. It wasn’t hard to miss that she was standing under a mistletoe. It also wasn’t hard to miss that Saiki was thinking about what to do. If he went over there right now, he probably would end up having to kiss Teruhashi, if he ignored her he probably would draw even more unwanted attention on himself. So what he did instead was simply grabbing you by your arm and taking you with him. This caught you by surprise and you stumbled the first few steps, and maybe even choked a bit on your biscuit. He sent you an apologetic look but continued to hold you and take you with him. Teruhashi seemed surprised as well, her eyebrows shooting up for a brief moment before regaining control over her expression. You had to give it to Saiki, this was a smart way out. Teruhashi wouldn’t mention the mistletoe if there were three people standing beneath it. There was too much of a chance of her plan failing, for instance by you and her kissing, or you and saiki. Or like a weird throuple kiss, where all 3 of you had to kiss each other at the same time. ‘‘What did you want Teruhashi?’‘ You and Saiki had arrived and stood in front of her. It didn’t take long for you to notice that Saiki’s hand still held your arm. Right after you noticed Saiki quickly removed it, probably because he heard you thinking about it. Teruhashi started stammering, thinking of an excuse, ‘‘Ah! Uh! Hmm, oh! Actually I need you both to um get me something from the kitchen! I am very sorry for not doing it myself, I know that makes me a bad host, but... but I need to stay here! And make sure everyone feels welcome!” ‘‘Sure thing!’‘ You grinned. ‘‘Happy to help!’‘ Saiki and you turned around to find the kitchen. ‘‘Oh!’‘ you turned around halfway through the room, ‘‘What was it you needed?’‘. Teruhashi looked like a deer in headlights. ‘‘Plates!’‘ She exclaimed. You decided to ignore the big tower of plates that were already on the table and turned around again to continue the way to the kitchen. ‘‘Let’s get some more plates then.’‘ Saiki only hummed in response. ‘‘You know where the kitchen is, right?’‘ Looking over at Saiki you heard him tell you ‘yes’ telepathically. ‘‘Okay then.’‘ You continued your way to the kitchen in silence. Finally, after quite a long way, you reached the kitchen. This house mansion was really big. You and Saiki started searching the cabinets for plates. Once you and Saiki had found what you deemed were enough plates to satisfy Teruhashi, you couldn’t help but wonder if she was so prepared as to have placed some mistletoe branches in the kitchen. Just in case she and Saiki would end up here. ‘‘She did.’‘ Saiki told you. ‘‘Really? Where?’‘ There was a spot on the plate on top, so you cleaned it with your sleeve. Saiki didn’t reply, so you turned to look at him. He was already looking at you. ‘‘I didn’t see-’‘ Saiki moved his hand to point at the ceiling. A place on the ceiling that was right above you and him. As in: you and Saiki were standing beneath a freaking mistletoe. ‘‘Oh..’‘ was all you managed to say. Your cheeks were most certainly very red at this point. You had no idea what to say, or to do. It’s not that you didn’t want to kiss him, you just didn’t think he wanted to kiss you. And you didn’t want this stupid tradition to force him to. Saiki kept looking at you, and you kept looking at him. He probably, no, he had to know what you thought. He is a psychic afterall. So why wasn’t he saying anything? You were about to say something, about how you knew that it must be annoying how Teruhashi was trying to kiss him under the mistletoe and that you didn’t want to do the same thing to him, when he turned his head, eyes trained on somewhere, anywhere that was not your face. ‘‘Maybe I don’t mind if it’s you.’‘ You were stunned. Did this mean he liked you back? ‘‘Yes, it does.’‘ The blush on his face was now fairly obvious, and you were sure yours was too. ‘‘Oh..’’ was again all you could manage to say. He was still looking away from you. Collecting all your courage, you slowly reached up and put your hand on Saiki’s cheek. He turned back around to look at you. Smiling, you joked ‘‘Are we about to kiss?’‘ He rolled his eyes, but couldn’t hide the smile on his lips. You felt his hands softly resting on your hips. And his breath on your face. You felt the soft skin of his cheek, where your hand still rested. And then you just went for it. Closed the gap. Put your lips on his. Kissed him. You were kissing Saiki. You. were. kissing. Saiki. And he was kissing you. After a few seconds you pulled away. You couldn’t help but smile. He seemed to have the same problem, though his smile was small and barely noticeable. Most of it could be seen in the way his eyes softened. ‘‘We should probably get the plates to Teruhashi, before she comes looking for us.’‘ You whispered. He hummed in response. Yet, neither one of you moved. Your head fell towards his shoulder as you let out a giggle. ‘‘Come on, let’s go now.’‘ A/N: I’m open for writing a part 2 if people want it!