#Kohga ate more fish in this afternoon than Link has in his entire life

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-yigas]

I am enjoying this mpreg AU like a fine wine! You've got serious talent. If you're willing to take requests for it, I have one: a while back someone joked about pregnant Kohga craving fish. Is there any chance we could see that? Him getting pissed at Sooga because it's somehow his fault? 😂But we know Sooga's going to go fishing or find some way to prepare fish in a way his hubby might like?

Ya'll love fucking with Kohga, don't you? Aight, let's go.

"Sooga!"

"Yes Master Kohga?"

This was the first time Kohga had been out of the base since news of his pregnancy. They had decided to go to the beach, since Kohga LOVED sea air and the hot sun. However, this meant that Kohga was also TERRIBLY moody as well. The sun was too hot, his drink was too watery- it was always something to complain about. Everyone but Sooga and Mipha seemed to mind.

"I'm hungry. Make me something to eat."

Link had set a cooking pot right at the beach purely for them to cook whatever they wished. Surprisingly enough, this was the first meal Kohga had asked for all day, and Sooga was eager to finally give him something to eat.

"I will do my best. What would you like?"

Kohga hummed a bit in thought, before pointing to Sidon, who had just been standing there, eating a bowl of whatever Mipha just made.

"What are YOU eating, fish sticks?"

"Oh Mipha made me a soup! It's-"

"Gimme."

Sidon let him take the bowl from him, and Kohga helped himself greedily. He seemed to like it, given how eagerly he was eating it.

"Oh, you like it?"

"ALL of Mipha's cooking is good! MIPHA! GOOD SOUP GIRL!"

Mipha turned to look at him, clearly confused, not that he knew why. He finished the bowl, handing the empty dish to Sidon.

"Whatever the hell that was, I want more of it. LOTS more."

Sooga seemed to sigh in relief. Kohga hasn't been wanting to eat much asides from banana desserts, so to have him crave actual food, made Sooga feel much better.

"Wonderful. What soup was it exactly? I can get more ingredients."

"Clam chowder!"

Kohga was about to go back to his magazine, before stopping.

"I'm sorry, that was...what?"

"Clam chowder! I just caught the snails a second ago! I'm about to get some crabs and porgy, if you'd like to join me, Sooga."

Sooga knew what was coming. Knew that look in Kohga's eyes. Kohga sat up a bit, and motioned for Sooga to kneel down.

"Sooga."

"Yes Master-"

"YOU KNOCKED ME UP, AND NOW, N O W IM CRAVING FI S H. YOU DIPSHIT!"

"Master Kohga please!-"

Kohga made quite the display of smacking him upside the head with the rolled up paper, CLEARLY not a happy hubby. Sooga covered his head as he took a few decent whacks, before Kohga seemed to grow bored of it, grumbling as he laid back.

"I'm so fucking pissed at you. God fucking dammit I'm pissed at you. Son of a fucking bitch."

"....do you still want fish?"

"Yes, I do, because I'm fucking hungry. But I hate you right now. Go do your stupid fishing shit."

"Yes, Master Kohga."

Sooga being told to fish FOR Master Kohga? It was a dream come true, even though Kohga clearly wasn’t happy about it. Sidon and Sooga spent a good moment by the water, fishing to their hearts content. They returned after a moment, nets full of armored porgy and mighty carp, as well as buckets full of snails and crabs. It was enough of a haul to feed everyone, but Kohga was the one he was worried about. They both brought their catches to shore, and Sooga took it upon himself to cook this meal himself. He liked fish now it seemed, maybe he liked it how HE would eat it. Kohga was STILL grumpy when he brought him his plate of food.

“Are you still mad?”

“Yes. This stuff smells SO good right now, and I hate it. I should be disgusted with you, AND this food. Now feed me.”

“Long as you’re willing to eat, be as mad as you’d like. Here, try this. It’s how I eat blackened crab. I believe it’ll sate you, despite my awful cooking.”

Kohga cringed at the sight of the cooked crab in his hands, and started to tuck into it. It was a gentle, careful bite at first, before turning greedy, picking the thing clean. Sooga chuckled, honestly surprised to see Kohga tucking into something he made so greedily.

“It’s good, really good. I fucking hate it.”

“I’m just happy to see you eating, Master Kohga.”

“I’m eating so I don’t tear your head off. These things are fucking disgusting.”

“Would you like to try some roasted porgy?”

“That sounds so fucking gross. Give me. Don’t think this is saving you from me once we’re home.”

“Looking forward it, Master Kohga. Truly.”