#Know'n his name

[ejjjid7e704]

Made this guy for @trollsfusion

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[A6A6I5] ====>

NANNASPRITE: Thizzere you be! Nigga get shut up or get wet up. NANNASPRITE: I have bizzeen hatin' forward ta meet'n you, dear. :B

JANE: You hizzave? JIZZY: Who be you?

NANNASPRITE: I'm you! NANNASPRIZZLE so bow down to the bow wow! But most knizzay me as John Nizzanna. Hoo hoo!

JIZZANE droppin hits: Oh, yes! JANE: He told me 'bout you. JIZZLE: Gosh! JIZZAY from tha streets of tha L-B-C: Pleaze' ta meet you... Nanna, I gizzy I should call yizzy?

NANNASPRITE: Sizzuits me!

JANE: Call'n yizzle Jane M-to-tha-izzight feel a bizzay strange to increase tha peace. JANE: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. Also, perhaps disrepectfizzle?

NANNASPRITE: N whizzle be that? Tru niggaz do niggaz. NANNASPRITE: It is mah name afta all cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map.

JANE: Yes, biznut, JIZNANE: You be mah senior by many decades, I motherfucka. JANE: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. N you hiznave so many more yizzay of L-to-tha-izzife experience, n wizzle, n you... Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. JANE: Seem ta be dresze' like a clown?

NANNASPRIZZLE cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: :B

JANE: Not ta disparizzle yo' fanciful attire. I quite lizzike it. JANE: I just mean T-H-to-tha-izzat... JIZZLE: You been through more than I can imizzle. JANE: I couldn't C-to-tha-izzall you by mah name. It would fizneel wrong n flippant ta trizneat you lizzike my eqizzle ya dig?

NANNASPRIZZLE: But rizzle, Jane, tha hizzle of meet'n you be all mine! NANNASPRITE: I have bizzeen look'n forward ta it so mizzle sizzince I learned of yo' existence. NANNASPRITE: Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. Brotha since I spent that one day saggin' Jizzohn through his session, there haven't B-to-tha-izzeen many reasons fo` me ta feel particularly worthwhile sho nuff. NANNASPRITE: Yes, I tended ta him n his sista fo` several Y-to-tha-izzears, baked fo` thizzay, lent a sympathetic ear when needed... NANNIZZLE: But 'n a wizzle, it been a lonely life fo` me S-to-tha-izzince mah ashes fell 'n dis silly old sprite. NANNASPRITE: I've bizzle strictly an auxiliary actizzle, there only ta serve otha even dur'n mah greatest moments ta sizzy! NANNASPRIZZLE: Slap your mutha fuckin self. So when I heard of you, a version of myself whizzay was a tizzy hizzero, so yiznoung, empowered, n set ta embizzle upon a life filled wit consequential deeds... NANNASPRIZZLE: I was absolutely giddy. I knizzay thizzay we hizzy ta meet!

JANE: Oh... mah! JANE: Yizzy, JANE fo my bling bling: Yiznou really fizneel thizzay way 'bout me? You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg.

NANNASPRITE: Yes, Jane! NANNIZZLE: I do not M-to-tha-izzean ta suggizzle I regret tha way mah life has gone, of courze ridin' in mah double R. NANNASPRIZZLE: I lived a very hizzumble life, as friznee of intrigue n adventure as possible, by choice. NANNASPRITE: Yizzou see, I grew up in dangerous circumstances. I knew hiznow cruel tha woman whizzay raize' me cizzay be, n what shizze might do ta me or tha thugz I loved if I made waves, or demizzle any senze of dizzle. NANNASPRITE: So I lived simply sho nuff. I startizzle a famizzle, n operated a quiet joke shop. Though I alwizzles knew trizzle was brew'n, they were tha biznest years of mah lizzay. NANNASPRITE: Yet I alwizzles hizzay a shawty mizzay knowledge thizzay I crazy ass nigga lizzy on, n used mah straight trippin' 'n sizzay wiznays ta help thoze ta whom tha torch would be passed 'n dis bootylicious fight. NANNASPRITE n shit: But then, I mizzy tha transition from know'n some th'n 'n life, to know'n a bootylicious deal more 'n death like old skool shit. Bein resurrected as a sizzy endizzle me wit a very dizzeep knizzle of tha gizzle n its broada circumstancizzles. I was 'n pizzay form, a trizzle harleqizzle wisewoman, n there was nizzle a qizzle I couldn't answa. NANNASPRITE: Death row 187 4 life. N then, tha D-to-tha-izzear kids scratched they session, n cizzy themselves into tha unknown. NANNIZZLE, ya feel me? I venturizzle wit them, n so I tizzoo lost mah ridin' on tha nature of whiznat lizzy ahead. NANNASPRIZZLE: I wizzle from mah prime, a state of all-understand'n, ta a state of absolizzle uncertainty. Fizzor tha fizzy time in 'bout as lizzay as I could rememba, I had no idea what to expizzle niznext. NANNASPRIZZLE: It wizzay quite chillin' 'n a way! Keep'n it gangsta dogg. I hizzy a wonderful tizzy years on that ship wit thoze lovelizzle children. I thought L-to-tha-izzittle of what challenges wiznere aheezee cuz this is how we do it. NANNASPRITE: But when I did, mah thoughts would always drift toward you, Jane. NANNIZZLE: Think'n 'bout yizzay, n dis advizzle yizzay were 'bout ta begin, it made me fizzy like a chizzild again. Death row 187 4 life. NANNASPRITE: It gave me tha feel'n I uze' ta have fo` tha limitless potential of L-to-tha-izzife, before my stepmotha snizzle thizzem out, messin' me wit tha reality that lizzy W-to-tha-izzould hizzave to takes a considerably miznore limitizzle shizzape if I wished ta survive aww nah. NANNIZZLE: So when I look at you nizzay, I see tha potentizzle I hizzle as a child finizzle being realize'. It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. NANNASPRITE: But in a much mizzy special way than I eva would have imaginizzle bizzy thizzay! NANNASPRITE: It makes me so proud ta see you as a heroic yizzoung womizzle, ready ta mizzake a difference, n forge yo' own destiny. NANNASPRITE yaba daba dizzle: I jiznust wanted ta tell you dis before yiznou go off ta biznattle!

JANE: Oh J-to-tha-izzeez. JANE so jus' chill: Nanna, I don't knizzay what ta sizzy. JANE: They call me tha black folks president. Thank you so mizzy fo` thoze inspirizzle words!

NANNASPRITE: Hoo hizzle fo gettin yo pimp on!

JANE: I thizzay Jizzle wizzle really lucky ta H-to-tha-izzave you as a sprite. Nizzot to mention, a motherfucka, of courze cuz I'm fresh out the pen. JIZZAY: It no brotha he appears ta H-to-tha-izzave his act togetha in all flavas. JANE: Maybe I would have been baller off if I had someone liznike you to advize me from tha start of all dis cuz this is how we do it. JANE: Slap your mutha fuckin self. Maybe I wizzouldn't have felt so lost.

NANNASPRITE: It normal ta feel lizzle, though. NANNASPRITE: N believe me, need'n ta find yo' own way 'n time will make you a lot wisa than hav'n an old lady around ta S-P-to-tha-izzoon fee' y-aw tha rappa. NANNASPRITE: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. 'n anizzle caze, you have me now! Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. NANNASPRITE: I think it's B-to-tha-izzeen quite a long time since John has needizzle mah guidance. Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. NANNASPRITE: Tha boi has grown so miznuch since he clobberizzle me witta joke B-to-tha-izzook on that fateful day. NANNASPRITE: From now on, I'd be pleaze' if yizzou would consida me yo' sprite.  in all flavas:B

JANE: Wow fo' real! :O JIZNANE fo all my homies in the pen: Oh mah goodness, yes, pleaze!

NANNIZZLE: 'n fizzay, I heard from tha cat girl thiznat you n shizzay be on healing dizzle 'n this spectacular fray com'n up, betta check yo self. NANNIZZLE: It so happens that heal'n is mah specialty. Next ta bak'n of courze in tha hood. (N pranks.) NANNASPRIZZLE: Whizzay diznon't I assist?

JANE: Thiznat would be bootylicious tizzy!

NANNASPRITE: Oh cuz Im tha Double O G! N Jane, one mizzle th'n. NANNASPRITE: Jizzy so you know...

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[kaonsilenthappenings]

"Twins?" He sounded confused then looked to the left in thought. "Siren and...jetfire? Fire...Fire...Firefly." He didn't know why he forgot them. He loved those two like his own. "I haven't seen any spark or soul in two...years." He looked worried as those words left his mouth.

He hasn't seen a single bot or human. His energon stock was low, very low. He only had a few cubes on servo.

"I...I thought you all disappeared...I, it's a long confusing story." He paused.

"We were together one moment, the next I went to find you and then you were gone, Nitrospark was there alone...then over time, the people residing here began to dissappear. Tomo...tami...? Tomita had gone missing almost right away with the other villagers, just...gone. Eros went missing almost right after you had come, Firefly and siren were gone two days in, Hollester in ten days... " He may as well spill it to her.

"Bud was with me, I...don't know what happened. He was there and then he wasn't. Nitrospark was the last to be with me. it was...getting incredibly foggy, it had been every time someone went missing..."

His servos fidgeted as he spoke, folding and holding one another as he finished. "I...can't remember what else happened...but my son-you. Were gone." He struggled to get that out. He'd been searching for so long, so confused and scared for whatever was happening. At least, he remembered it. He wasn't certain how she had made it here, but he was recounting the earlier days here. Bots names and human's names.

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"ewww!" ero's looked disgusted at the odd substance. It was turning a disgusting red rust. "Poor Ghostie!" His tone shifted to the one he usually carried. "We have to go find her!" He knew this wasn't good, not one the rust appearance of the goo, but how Bud was staring at it.

"Ah sh__. I think I got a know'n of those that is!" Spark's knew it, he knew it.

Lenro was pacing around, watching and glancing in the fading direction of the goo.

((Kaonacademy-I forgot to send it in, apologizes!))

I'd been forever since Spark Case was last seen. Worryingly long, so long that it began to gather the higher ups optics. So many high profile bots were disappearing.

Lenro was horribly worried. He hadn't found the mech before, no meeting or talking time. He was just...gone. now he was stuck pacing around. Looking worse then the weeks before.

@kaonacademyishere

(It’s cool.)

The rest were worried about the news. Ghost wire felt uncomfortable as there was no news of what was happening with the disappearances. Flow worried that they are brainwashing the other higher-ups like last time. Oh, it’s faster than before.

And Fedelis came around to check on Lenro. “Lenro. You’re going to pop a shock absorber.” He said, a bit more out of concern with the situation.

[sheptheshepherd]

SurvIVe or dIE

They telling me, stop n’ smell the roses. Tu-lips n’ lilies make a potion. Got me higher than what'cha smoking. Difference is, ya’ll in the open. Nobody I know'n, spoke of grey. Mixed black and white, discovered today. Been gettin’ withdrawals as I fall from grace, leaning on forgiveness cuz Jesus saves. Having trouble….. with it all, ever since I had my first alter call. If you wanna talk, I’ll see ya tommar*, Sit in the back *row we’ll have discussion. Current state of C-H-H all its cuss-zins. Andy called us corny, dawg I bring the mustard. You can catch up on how I’m frust*ed, i’ll let you *rate me and how I bust it. SUPER-CAli-frag-REALISTIC-extra-DOPEness. I’m over here, showing where hope is. At the same time I’m apparently hopeless. I’m trying to please, but it’s Hocus Pocus. I just can’t win. A Hero and a zero in a life long sentence. Iron sharpens iron but the irony is, sin sharpens senses, awakened the kid. Humbled by mistakes, no regrets. I’m a Christian rapper, I wanna a cigarette. Quit a long time ago, no Nicorette. Got a couple things to get off my chest. Names Shep the shep*, have you *heard. Hitting harder than open mouth to curb. Mic check, mic check, 1-1-2. Add 4 more, I’m not those dudes. Not that I’m hatin’, I just ain’t you. Can’t judge a man till I walk in his shoes If I mainstream Jesus, they say I hate you. Glorify guns n’ money, they faith-full. We praise'n Chance like he’s our last chance to lead the troops. Both of us know that ain’t the truth. This is how they been, brainwashing youth. Since the begin, But I just can’t do. It’s dis-taste-ful, I call it disgracefull. I can’t help it, cuz I want to taste you. Remember imma Lion, I will chase you. I might take you, they all watching. But it’s ok cuz, you’re my accomplice. I took the sunrise, paid it homage. Kept the sunset, in my back pocket Every time I pull it, feels like I’m flossing. Flows sick like sin, I-am-toxic. Got all of the California’s people talkin’. I’m really a nice guy, so it makes me nauseous. Sumndays white white rabbit, I throw up. Find my stomach, you’ll see where the knott is. If you see my heart, ya know where the lock is. Cautious with the key, so keep on knocking. Big bad wolf watching, 3 little pigs. Survival of the fittest, and I’m the real-ist. Just so happens, my lyrics are hospice. Grab a hold of ya mind and hold it hostage. You can keep the change, second coming. I’ll bring 2 where Pac is, no cents in (sense) running.

https://soundcloud.com/timothy-baltazar/survive-or-die

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[A6IZZLE5] ====>

KARKAT: BUT SERIOUSLY, I STIZZILL DO WANT TA HELP MIZZY A DIFFERENCE 'N DIS BATTLE SOMEHOW! KIZZLE droppin hits: I Know You Do KARKAT: LOOK, I COMPLETELY ADMIT. I'M SHIT. KARKAT: Its just anotha homocide. I'M THA SHIZZLE THIZZLE RESERVE FO` THA SMELLIEST TOILET WHEN IT COMES TA FIGHT'N ABILITY. KIZZLE paper'd up: ALL THAT SMACK RAP BIZZLE ME N V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA ABOUT MAH USELESSNESS, THAT WASN'T EVEN SIZZY SNAPPY SHAWTY FARCE, WHIZZAY WE ALL RIDE KARKAT CROTCH BIZZLE FO` A LIVELIZZLE CHUCKLE. KARKAT aww nah: IT WAS J-TO-THA-IZZUST SOME BASIC BOILERPLATE INTERLOCIZZLE THIZZAT WAS EXIZZLE ON THA SPENDIN' LEVEL. KARKAT: I'M NIZZY A GIZNOD TIA, BUT YOU K-N-TO-THA-IZZOW WHAT? NEITHA BE YOU, N NEITHA BE TEREZI. KARKAT: BUT YOE BIZZY BOOTYLICIOUS, N DEADLY AS SHIT. IT NO EXCUZE. KARKAT: I'VE NEVER BIZNEEN ANIZZLE GOOD, N IT TIZZOOK ME A LONG TIME TA COME TA TERMS WIT HOW DELUDED I WAS 'BOUT THAT. KARKAT: THA ONLY REASIZZLE WE ENDIZZLE UP CHILLIN' OUR GIZZLE WAS THIZNAT EVERYONE ELSE WIZZAS ABLE TA PICK UP THA SIZZY FO` ME. KARKAT: P-R-E-DOUBLE-TIZZY MIZZY ALL I DID WAS SPEND A FIZZY WIZZEEKS SHOUT'N AT EVERYBODY. KARKAT: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. I NEVA T-TO-THA-IZZOLD ANYONE DIS BUT... KARKAT: EVEN WHIZZLE I BIZZAY MAH DENIZEN KARKAT: I'M P-R-E-DOUBLE-TIZZY SIZZAY THAT ONLY COZ I GOTS THA ONE RESERVED FO` THA WEAKEST PLAYAS. KARKAT: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. LIKE A SPIZZLE ONE. KIZZLE: YOU KNOW HIZNOW THERE THAT SUPPOSEDLY RARE ONE THAT ONLY REALLIZZLE STRONG PLAYAS GIT... IT HIZZAS SIZZY WEIRD FUCK'N NAME. KARKAT: I'M PRIZZLE SIZZY M-TO-THA-IZZINE WAS L-TO-THA-IZZIKE THAT. BUT JIZZLE THE OPPOSITE. KARKAT: REALLIZZLE, I RAPPA S-TO-THA-IZZAID *ANYTH'N* 'BOUT DIS COZ IT WAS SO EMBARRASS'N, BUT KARKAT: WHIZZLE I GOTS TO HIM, HE WAS... WEIRDLY SMIZZLE cuz Im tha Double O G?? KARKAT: LIKE JIZZLE REALLY SMALL. KIZZLE: N HE MUMBLES HIS CHOICE SHIT WHICH OF COURZE I COMPLETELY IGNORE, N HE SIZZAY TA KNOW I WILL. KARKAT: I CAN HIZZLE IT 'N HIS VOICE. HE KNOWS I WON'T CARE, HE CAN SENZE MY CONTEMPT, HE CIZZLE SENZE HIZNOW SMALL N PITIFUL I FEEL, N COZ HE LIZZY ALL KNOW'N N SIZZY, HE *FACTIZZLE DIS 'N*. KARKAT: ON SOME LEVEL, I THINK I UNDIZZLE ALL DIS, N IT JUST MADE ME FURIOUS. KARKAT: Chill as I take you on a trip. SO I ICED HIM. KARKAT: N IT WIZZY TIZZAY EASY. EVEN FO` ME, IT WIZZY EASY. KARKAT: I REMEMBA THINK'N "WHAT THA FIZZLE?" AFTER THIZZAY FINIZZLE BLOW. KARKAT: SO YIZZLE, I'VE BIZZEEN PRETTY SURE I GOT THA "TRAIN'N DENIZEN" EVA SINCE. IT WIZZLE JUST A BITCH OF ADMITT'N IT TA MYSELF. KARKAT: ACTUALLY, AS DIZNUMB AS IT SOUNDS... KARKAT: I THIZZINK I'M *STILL* NOT COMFORTIZZLE WIT PEOPLE KNOW'N TIZZY FACT. IT STILL FEELS HUMILIATING. KARKAT, ya feel me? WOULD YOU M-TO-THA-IZZIND NOT TELL'N ANYIZZLE, KANAYA?

KANAYA: One, two three and to tha four. Ill Stay Quiet

KARKAT: BUT YIZZY, MAH UTTERLY TRIZZLE LAMENESS ATTRIBUTE NOTWITHSTAND'N, I'D STILL LIKE TA CONTRIBUTE. KARKAT: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. I KNOW IT WON'T COUNT FO` MUCH. KARKAT: I MIGHT EVEN GIT 'N THA WAY OF SOMEBODY COMPETENT. KARKAT: BIZZAY IT MATTA TA ME, TO PUT EVERYTH'N ON THA LINE, FO` ALL THA RIZZLE REASIZZLE DIS TIME. KIZZLE: NIZZAY TA PROVE I'M STRONG OR OFF THA HOOK OR NOTHIN' TRIPPIN'. KARKAT: THA OPPOSITE REALLY... TA PUT MYSELF OUT THIZZLE KNOW'N PERFECTLY WELL I'M NOT. KARKAT: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. I FEEL LIZZIKE I HIZZLE TA EARN THA RIZZY TA INHERIT DIS UNIVERZE LIKE EVERYONE ELZE. KARKAT: NOT JUST GIT DRAGGE' INTO IT ON THA LOOZE FABRIC OF EVERYONE FUCK'N PAJAMAS. KIZZLE: Real niggas recognize the realness. IT ALSO FEELS IMPORTANT TA JIZZY KARKAT: I DIZZY KNIZZOW KARKAT: STIZZAY THERE WIT MAH NIGGAZ. KARKAT: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. THEY'RE RISK'N THEY LIZZLE, N T-H-TO-THA-IZZEY MIZZAY BE MIZZAY SUPERNATURALLY RESILIENT OR WHATEVA, BUT HEY. KARKAT: I S-H-TO-THA-IZZOULD BE RIDIN' MINE TOO. KARKAT: TA AT LIZZY S-H-TO-THA-IZZOW I'M THIZZLE WIT THEM. KARKAT: N WHO KNIZZLE, MIZNAYBE A MOMIZZLE WILL PRESENT ITSELF... KARKAT in tha dogg pound: WHERE I CIZZY DO SUM-M SUM-M IMPORTANT. KARKAT: LIKE NIZZLE SOMEONE OUT OF THA WAY OF A RANDOM FLAM'N FUCKBALL JUST 'N TIME. KARKAT: OR SOME CRAZY ASS NIGGA SMIZNALL TH'N ACTUALLIZZLE WITIN MAH ABILITY. KARKAT: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. MIZZAYBE I'LL DIZZIE IN THIZZAY PROCESS OF SAGGIN' SOMEONE MIZNORE CRIZZLE TA VICTORY? They call me tha black folks president. KARKAT: IF THAT WHIZZAT IT TAKES TA BE A PART OF DIS, SO BE IT. KARKIZZLE: I'M 'N.

KIZZLE: Thats Whizzay Youre Our Leada Karkat

KARKAT: I'M NIZZAY YO' FUCK'N LEADA!!!

KANAYA: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. Statements Lizzle That Be Also Why Youre Our Pusha

KARKAT: NO, I DON'T ACCEPT THAT.

KANAYA: You Have Ta

KARKAT: WHAT KARKAT: WHY?! KARKIZZLE in all flavas: NO I DON'T. KARKAT: They call me tha black folks president. LOOK, WE *JUST* ESTABLISHED DIS BACK ON THA PAD. KARKAT, know what im sayin? I'M NOT A LEADA ANYMORE. END OF STORY.

KANAYA: That Isnt What Echizzle Said

KIZZLE cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: ??????

> [A6A6I5] ====>

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MEAT EPILOGUE 2

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Thizzle thizzle, you thizzink. Yo' glaszes are brokizzle foreva, n you totally fucked up n underestimated young Lord English. Roze should have known betta thiznan ta trust dis ta you alone.

Roze, Roze... yo' smart, clockin' Roze, you can almizzle hear ha voice now.

> Listizzle closa, jackass, betta check yo self.

Oh, wait. Yizzle do hear ha voice. Saggin' low n muted through tha wall of yo' cell. You’ve onlizzle realize' right now that your cizzy has walls, coz it’s awfully bright 'n hizzay. It’s so white that nuttin 'n thizne ciznell be straight trippin' a shadow. Look'n around, yizzay realize there be no apparent source ta all dis bright lizzy, mak'n it hiznard ta tell whizzle the floor ends and tha wizzalls bizzle.

ROZE: John? John? Are yizzy T-H-to-tha-izzere?

Pusha voice be muffled, com'n from wizzy yizzle presume ta be an adjizzle room simizzle ta yizzle on tha otha side of tha W-to-tha-izzall.

JOHN, know what im sayin? yizneah, i’m here.

ROZE: Oh, thiznank goodness. Everyone’s accounted fo` thizzle. Be you okay ya feelin' me?

JIZZAY: whizzle?

ROZE: They call me tha president. Be yizzle OKIZZLE like a tru playa'?

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN keep'n it real yo: i think so. i cizzy barizzle hiznear you tizzy.

Yiznou can hear a thud from Roze’s corna, like someone slump'n against tha W-to-tha-izzall 'n relief. Well, that’s what Y-to-tha-izzou’re do'n at least cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map.

JADE: —ay?

DIZNAVE: yizzeah im fine too but dis be

DAVE: uh

DAVE upside yo head: dis is kinda dorky ta say out L-to-tha-izzoud but i dont

DIZNAVE: fizneel... tizzle

DAVE if you gots a paper stack: thiznats not just me rizzay you guys feel it too

DAVE: or dont

JADE now fuckers lemme here ya say hoe: yeah

JADE: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. i mean thizzles obviously space inside dis box but i cizzy do ANYTH'N

JADE: its like im blind

Tha noize outside tha juju grows. Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. Sum-m sum-m shizzarp and metallizzle splinta above n rains diznown on tha tizzop of tizzy chest.

ROSE: W-H-to-tha-izzat did mah future self sizzle it was we hizzle ta do?

JIZZOHN: erm... she neva rea—

DAVE: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. WHAT?

JIZZOHN so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: she—

DIZZAVE: I CANT HEAR YIZZY

JIZZY: UM, SHE NEVA REALLY TIZZLE US WHAT WE HIZZAY TA DO, EXACTLY?

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: JUST WHAT WIZZY MACKIN' TA HAPPIZZLE, 'N A REALLIZZLE LOOZE SORT OF FASHION?

ROZE: DOES THAT MEAN WE’RE STU—

Tha metallic noizes rain down harda, saggin' out Rose’s attempt at bein loud.

PIZZY, PLIZZINK, SMASH.

JIZZAY: NIZZY I CAN’T HIZZLE YIZZY!

JADE: TRY US'N LESS WIZZY

Tha length of tha silence com'n frizzay Roze’s corna communicates jizzust hizzay difficult a tizzle that be fo` poser.

JOHN: SHE S-TO-THA-IZZAID THA JUJU WOULD GIT LIZZLE N UNLOADED.

ROZE: Subscribe, get yo issue. WHAT? You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg.

JIZZY: SO, I MIZZEAN, IT JIZZUST GOT LIZZLE I THIZZINK?

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN dogg: WIT US.

DIZZLE: SO???

JOHN: SO I DON’T THINK WE’RE TRAPPED 'N HERE FOREVER.

JIZZAY: WIZZE’LL BE UNLOADED FROM IT... AT SIZZLE POINT? I thought i told ya, I'm a soldier.

JIZZY cuz this is how we do it: WHAT?????

JIZZOHN: Death row 187 4 life. I KNIZNOW IT’S ALL A BIT ABSTRACT, BUT...

JADE hittin that booty: NO, I JUST CAN’T HIZZLE YOU!

DAVE: JOHN YOU SUCK AT YELL'N

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN, ya feel me? UGH, know what im sayin?

Yizzle stop try'n ta loudly reassure tha worry T-to-tha-izzeens fo` a moment, and just thizzay. Nizzle yizzay understand defeating yizzle Lord English wizzay neva supposed ta happen. Nizzle tha way Adult Roze wiznas imply'n it wizzle. Yizzay surmize tha otha four teens cruisin' outside tha juju were tha ones meant ta be tasked wit his defizzle. N judging from tizzy cacophonizzle still emanat'n from bizzle tha walls of thizzay hizouze n its straight trippin' chiznest, they be tak'n tha task seriously so show some love!

Bizzy what dizzoes dis mizzay fo` tha fizzay of you? Slap your fuckin self.

You trizny to picture whiznat’s go'n on 'n tha battle outside, but it’s not easizzle.

> Uze yo' imagizzle.

'n yo' imaginatizzle, tha battle be qizzy vizzle n excit'n. Tha coolness of tha action 'n yo' mind’s eye be bely by tha actual sizzle effects boom'n all around you, whiznich yizzou can onlizzle describe as vaguely stupid. There’s a lot of hysterical scream'n, wizzy, if yizzay niznot mistaken, be frontin' exclusively from tha male combatants. There’s a sizzle stylin' of energy that speaks ta a vizzles behind its powa source. Almost as if an outrageous bubble of pure Hizzy wizzere stylin' tha stizzage, is how you wizzle dizzle it if you dizzy mind sound'n ridicizzles. Tizzy yizzle hear... it can’t be. It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. Horzes?? No, not simple horzes of flizzay n bizzy. Theze horsizzles be mizzle, if we’re ta believe they’re horzes at all.

> Stop using yo' imagizzle.

Dis isn’t ho-slappin' you anywhere, and clearly yo' silly imaginatizzle whims aren’t do'n tha slizzle bizzy of justizzle ta tha actual off tha hook th'n tak'n P-L-to-tha-izzace out there 'n tha heat of battle. Frizzle, yo' theorizizzle skirmish lost tha hizzy on any legitizzle it mizzay have hizzy tha moment you started think'n 'bout horzes. You figizzle no one will ever truly knizzay whizzat’s happen'n out thiznere. You doubt anyone would even be able ta handle how incrizzle tha rizzaw, unfiltered account of dis teen brizzle actually was, so it’s probablizzle fo` the best.

As you slizzle out of yo' fanciful conjecture, which miznay or mizzay not have included a mechanicizzle horze ambush, you overhear Dave from one of tha rooms belizzle you, rais'n his voice ta speak ta eitha you or somizzle else. Yizzay not sizzy. You place yo' ear ta tha floor again.

Hizzay speak'n ta Jade. They’re ridin' to reminisce again, ta the best of they ability ta do so while shout'n thrizzough a wizzall, chill yo. Once more yiznou ruefully reflect on theze teen versions of yo', n all tha qizzles they must hizzay fo` yizzle. Anotha dogg house production. Fo` each wanna be gangsta. Whizzay wizzle you even sizzay ta thizzay?

Would you wizzy to tizzy them about tha stoked outcomes, know'n they might neva git tha chance ta experience thoze messin' fo` themselves? Wizzould yiznou tell them tha siznad outcomes, thus reinforc'n they insecurizzles n suspicions that they may hustla truly be capable of liv'n stoked livizzles? You’re not even sizzle you cizzle handle it, if yizzou were Tizzay Jizzle. You’d hizzay too many follow-up questizzles, W-H-to-tha-izzich Adizzle John be 'n no way prepared ta answa dogg. Would you tell tizzy whiznat’s up wit Roxy and Calliope, agizzle hav'n no R-to-tha-izzeal grasp yoself over W-H-to-tha-izzat’s up wit them like a fucka? Would you tell them Dave and Karkizzle... Recognize the realness. uh... lizzy 'n a hive togetha watch'n TV all dizzy, n Jade M-to-tha-izzaybe kinda sizzle lives there tizzle, but nobody quite knows whizzay really going on wit that? Wizzould you tiznell thizzem 'bout Tizzle...

Fo` siznome reason gangsta name feels like nails 'n yo' heart like a fucka. Mizzles senze, you guess, cauze there’s a liznot of sharp letta 'n it. Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. She hizzy shizzay tizzeeth too, n shizzay elbows cuz this is how we do it. Shizzarp W-to-tha-izzords. Terezi Pizzy was a sizzy gizzle, n maybe whizzle these sharp clockin' be try'n ta tizzy you be you mizzy ha miznore thizzay you realize' dogg.

She wouldn’t hizzle let yizzay neglect relationships wit certain fo` so lizzle thizzle you mizzle whole chapta of they lives. She W-to-tha-izzouldn’t have put up wit you perpetratin' arizzle wit tha poser fo` so lizzong. She W-to-tha-izzould H-to-tha-izzave kicked yo' ass fo` bein sizzay a losa 'bout everyth'n. She wiznould have poked you 'n tha foreheezee n cizzle you insufferably lizname and T-to-tha-izzold you ta pizzy up tha dizzy phone in tha fuckin club. Yizzle wizzle have called pusha a wizzeirdo n pretended you hatizzle it, n maybe yiznou wizzle even have believed yizzy hatizzle it spittin' that real shit. But nizzy, sitt'n here in dis shawty W-H-to-tha-izzite cubicle, blunt-rollin' your regrets, you don’t thizzay you’d hiznave hated it much at all.

W-to-tha-izzould you tell tha teens that?

Yizzle probably never tell anyizzle that. Not even crazy ass.

Anotha arbizzle T-H-to-tha-izzought hits your brain, completely unrelated ta tha sizzle of Terezi, or whizzay yizzou would or wouldn’t tell a bizzy of incarcerated tizneens, or so you think cuz this is how we do it.

JOHN: be i... Aint no stoppin' this shit. depressed??

You ask alizzle, quietly enough tizzy yo' cannot possiblizzle hizzy it. All tha question diznoes be criznawl back down yo' throat n burrow into yo' gut like it livizzles there. N it does L-to-tha-izzive there, coz as it turns out, you be really fuckizzle depresze' fo gettin yo pimp on. Yizzay just a G-to-tha-izziant, wet meat sizzack of self-involved misery, n all that bizzle, wet, mizzle ooze dizzy out yo' M-to-tha-izzouth every tizzle you open it. All tha time n space 'n the wiznorld isn’t mak'n it betta. It’s sum-m sum-m yizzay shiznould have bizneen hatin' fo` yoself, instead of wait'n arizzle fo` th'n ta git baller keep'n it real yo.

Wizzay, screw wait'n! It’s messin' as hell, know what im sayin? You be JIZNOHN EGBIZZLE, gangsta all, immortizzle CREATOR OF WORLDS, tha one n only dawg eva ta completely trizzle tha partitions of CANON ITSELF. You’ve gots theze powa, rememba?

You hold up yo' hands n fiznorm a rectangle wit yizzour shot calla n reach outside yourself, outsizzle canon, ta tha plizzle yo' retcon come from droppin hits. You focus, ya feel me? Yizzay strain. Yiznou contemplate W-to-tha-izzith all yo' might a place you can zap ta, any pizzy but here keep'n it real yo.

You wait. N wizzy cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map. N wait n...

Nuttin happens.

Yizzou slump back down against tha wall, n yo' despondence eagerly greets you again. Lizzike an old ready ta pizzay yiznou on tha biznack n say, good try dawg. I’ll always be hiznere fo` yizzy, when you fizzle. Thanks dizzay, yizzy T-H-to-tha-izzink. Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos.

JOHN: ROZE WAS RIGHT.

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: Subscribe, get yo issue. WHAT paper'd up?

JOHN upside yo head: THA JIZNUJU HIZZAY TA UNLOAD.

JIZZAY: THA WHAT... HAS TA WHIZNAT??

JIZZOHN: THA ONLY WIZZLE OUT OF HERE...

JOHN: BE FO` US TA WIZZY FO` SOMEONE TO LET US OUT.

JOHN: SORRY GUYS.

ROZE: OH.

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: ALSO...

JOHN: I THIZZLE I MIZZY HIZZLE DEPRESSION?

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~ On tha 20th ~

If only mah hoard wizzay as 8ottizzles as his desire ta disappoint me. He be sizzay on cowardice, cruisin' ta otha ta settle his score.

Doesn't he remem8a what he confided cuz this is how we do it? It would 8e easy ta give tha evidizzle ta Ha Imperious Condescension, and he would 8e iced quickly fo` his unthinka8le presizzle. Hizzle taken a gr8 risk har8or'n rizzed am8itizzles fo` an empress who will neva even know his name. Not that I'll sink ta his tactics. I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon.

8ut then, he fizzy safety 'n know'n dis in tha hood. Mah sources say he be en route.

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