#Knives' sin wouldn't be murder (and all that other stuff he did) but he WOULD be an unholy annoying terror anyways | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

buccellato · 6 days ago

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Vash is actually very lucky his brother is just regular evil and not Annoying Dumbass Sibling evil because he just has to deal with murder instead of having to finally give up and block his brother's phone number after a long and agonizing argument that stretched out over the past 6 months only for him to get on a bus the next day for a 14 hour ride and have everyone else's phones ding up with a message all at once which results in the other riders giving him A Look and the person sitting next to him going "erm, is this you? :/" and showing him this image

#trigun #trigun but also a shitpost #vash the stampede #there was no real rhyme or reason to this post I just saw this on bsky and immediately went ''hm...if I added a 1......''#sorry for bullying you Vash but you were the easiest victim for this targeted attack due to being 150 (I know no other 150 year olds)#Knives' sin wouldn't be murder (and all that other stuff he did) but he WOULD be an unholy annoying terror anyways #so Vash would have flimsier excuses for killing his brother but oh the Cain instinct would kick in *so hard*#Knives would act like a brat and be indulged but then go ''why are you—an old guy—hanging out with 40-year-olds? Kinda sketch :/"#and Vash would have to count back from ten lmao #Knives (DO NOT UNBLOCK) (8:33 am): did u get that meme I sent you lol. also going out to brunch tomorrow c u there? making Legato pay lol #Vash (8:33 am): TURN ON YOUR FUCKING LOCATION #Knives (DO NOT UNBLOCK) (8:36 am): so is that a yes for the brunch

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